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Waiting... (2005) Soundboard

Waiting... (2005) Soundboard

Waiting... is a comedy film directed by Rob McKittrick and released in 2005. The movie revolves around the daily lives and hilarious misadventures of a group of waitstaff working at a fictional restaurant called Shenanigan's.

The cast of Waiting... features an ensemble of talented actors and comedians who bring their unique personalities and comedic timing to the screen. The main character, Dean, is played by Justin Long. Dean is a young waiter who has been working at Shenanigan's for years and dreams of escaping the monotonous routine of his job.

Ryan Reynolds portrays Monty, a charming and charismatic server who is popular amongst the staff and always has a way to make everything interesting. Monty becomes a mentor figure for Dean and helps him navigate the absurd and chaotic environment of the restaurant.

Other notable cast members include Anna Faris as Serena, a ditzy waitress who dreams of becoming a model, and Luis Guzmán as Raddimus, the passionate and hotheaded head cook. The film also features John Francis Daley as Mitch, a trainee waiter who experiences the restaurant culture for the first time, and David Koechner as Dan, an inappropriate and crude restaurant manager.

Waiting... is known for its crude humor, eccentric characters, and relatable portrayal of the absurdities of the restaurant industry. It offers a unique glimpse into the daily struggles and challenges faced by waitstaff, including rude customers, ridiculous antics among coworkers, and the constant waiting and boredom during slow shifts.

Throughout the movie, the characters engage in a wide range of ridiculous and outrageous activities to pass the time. Whether it's playing pranks on each other, engaging in heated competitions, or engaging in conversations about their personal lives, the waitstaff finds ways to entertain themselves and make the most out of their situations.

The film also explores the theme of ambitions and dreams as many characters, like Dean and Serena, struggle to find purpose and direction in their lives beyond the confines of the restaurant. It delves into the question of whether they should settle for the comfort of familiarity or take a leap of faith to pursue their passions.

The soundtrack of Waiting... features a mix of energetic and catchy tunes that complement the energetic and fast-paced atmosphere of the restaurant. With songs by bands such as Jet, Hot Hot Heat, and The Exies, the soundtrack adds an extra layer of fun and energy to the film.

If you are interested in watching or experiencing the comedic chaos of Waiting..., you can easily find the movie through various streaming platforms or purchase a DVD copy. Additionally, the movie's soundtrack is available for streaming and download, allowing you to enjoy the energetic tunes and relive the hilarious moments of the film.

Waiting... captures the essence of the restaurant industry, showcasing the camaraderie, banter, and absurdity that often comes with working in such an environment. With its talented cast and witty script, the movie delivers laugh-out-loud moments that will resonate with anyone who has worked in the service industry or has dealt with the frustrations of waiting.

So, whether you're looking for a good laugh, a relatable experience, or simply a well-executed comedy, Waiting... is a film that you definitely won't want to miss. Play and download the soundtrack to immerse yourself in the energetic and hilarious world of Shenanigan's.

Aha. Brain. Yeah.
AIzheimer's can't be all bad.
All right then, Calvin.
All right then. Give him a quick tour before your shift starts.
All right, everybody, Listen up.
All right, men. This is it.
All right, you two, Let's go.
All right. Do you know what you guys want?
All right. Okay
All true.
Always gotta be right, with your little quips!
And a baked potato with sour cream and chives only.
And ending up staring at a huge, steaming plie of cock
And if you backstab me I'll show you what a hearse is
And you're using it to work a double shift for Christy?
Are you okay?
As you can see, this is a wait station.
Aw, yeah, they fuckin' know.
Bet you drive the boys wiId at your school.
But I like 'em both.
But she's actually a pretty sweet girl when she's drunk. Let's go
Call that one ''The Look.'' All right?
Called before a few times. Maybe you didn't
Come on
Come on. Talk to me, Goose. What's wrong?
Could be better. It'll do.
Could I get some more tea?
Dean, doesn't my mom look oId?
Did you ever just wake up and realize, ''Holy shit. I'm a fucking Ioser.''
Did you see the tits on table 12?
Didn't do anything immoral.
Didn't you two have all the same honors classes together?
Do you want the assistant manager job?
Don't try to candy coat it. All we ever do is hang out and have sex.
Don't we all?
Envision yourself at a bathroom urinaI.
Even when you're dead I'm bustin' nuts in your eye
Every time I go to take a piss, I get the image of that guy's eyes on my shank.
Excuse me, sir. You forgot your change.
Finally, a garnish of aIfaIfa sprouts.
First, I want you to observe very closely your surroundings today.
Fuck the dumb whore ay All day
Fuck you with a loaf of bread and make you cheat on Atkin's
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fuckin' ass pervert!
Fucking psychobabble bullshit asshole!
Give me a call back. I'm at work.
God, I just wanna be able to say, ''I wanna be a teacher,'' you know,
God, I Love her.
Got another one for ya.
Great. All right. Have a good night, guys.
Ha, ha, ha. Home sweet home.
Haley is so fuckin' fine, you know I be all up in that shit. Give her the bowIing ball grip.
Hell, yeah, motherfucker. We be down
Hello, sir. My name is Monty. This is my trainee, Mitch.
Hey, Chet.
Hey, Floyd, make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad. It's against her religion.
Hey, Serena.
Hey, sweetie. It's almost 9:00. I just came to say good bye.
Hey, there, ladies. Amy's busy so I thought I'd bring your food out.
Hurry up, or your asses are fired!
I assume Monty went over the basic idea with you, right?
I don't care about love Fuck amore
I don't know, man. You know
I don't know.
I don't think I could handIe the idea of you reproducing.
I get in cIose. I'm there and I just get
I just don't understand
I like that.
I mean, you're in the driver's seat here. Your finger's on the button.
I need you to be sure things don't fall through the cracks.
I should be out of here soon.
I trust you.
I used to have spit wars and now I split whores in two
I would've had a better time if somebody hadn't been ignoring me all night.
I'll bet.
I'm gonna come back and get you after the dinner rush. The tape should be done then
I'm in my Lexus Finger bangin'poodles
I'm sorry, guys.
If only I had been so Iucky
If you guys can go five minutes without referencing your genitaIs, I'll be amazed.
If you upset the cooks, they're not gonna care if your food's taking too Long.
In this entire restaurant.
Is that little extra.
Is to get the other guy to unknowingly look at your cock and balls
It doesn't take ten minutes to take out the trash.
It's absoIutely true. I've seen him do it.
It's demented, depraved, senseless
It's so angry!
It's too bad chIamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pIeasant sounding word.
Just calling again. Just checking in or whatever.
Just reIax and start at the beginning.
Mitch, you picked a fucked up night to start working here.
Most people have to pay for such a thing.
Much like our sex Life.
Nick and T dog, motherfucker We the illest
No, I think you can make it.
None of the guys that work here are gay.
Nothing important. Just bullshit.
Now I'm not gonna Lie to you
Now, the exact object of the game
Now...
Oh, damn. That is pretty shitty.
Oh, hello there.
Oh, hey, Christy. It's just Calvin callin'.
Oh, how charming.
Oh, I'm sure I'll end up at the party
Oh, look at that. A bedroom.
Oh, no, no, no. I insist. You take it.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit!
Oh, uh, push the fish. It's about to turn.
Oh, yeah?
Oh. Come on, baby
Oh. SteeI trap
Okay, I don't mean to be a bitch,
Okay, it's a bit trickier. But if you can pull it off,
Okay, well, that just about covers all the different variations that we have.
Okay, whoa, whoa. HoId on.
Okay, your waiter will be right with you
One, two, three,
Ouch.
Peace out, bitch ass motherfuckers.
Pull out my glock Now you pee in your pants
Real thugs pop guns You steal cable
Really? Do you consider that a good thing or a bad thing?
Remember, the difference between ordinary and extraordinary
Secondly, everybody knows that I'm orally fixated.
She really is a little badass though. And fun to hang out with. Laid back.
She was a fucking bitch! Do it
She'll be Iucky to get ten percent.
She's almost 18.
Shit! It gonna be that kind of a party,
Shut up!
Since that time, I haven't been able to use a pubIic bathroom.
So anyway, it's getting kind of busy
So fuck you, bitch I'll fuck your mama
So it usually takes a little while to cook.
So you quit your job.
So you've really...
So, is there anything else I can get you foLks this evening?
So, what are you doing tonight?
Sorry, Dan, just a lot of things Can I take a little while to think about it?
Squeeze the trigger Now your head's all bloody
Start off at home first, by yourself.
Statutory ****.
Taking ad
Thanks, Bishop.
Thanks, Raddimus. Be gentIe.
That is a very, very good point.
That way if, within the constructs of my own morality
The birthday song for her grandson.
The guy standing next to me was looking straight at my dick.
Then I want you think about
Then Raddimus began working here.
Then you home, alone, to masturbate while you cry, using your own tears
Theodore! What the heck are you doing?
There are few things in this world more unsettIing
There we go.
They're cheering you on.
This is where you're gonna get the ice, the soft drinks, the condiments,
To ensure that you have all the skills necessary
Until next Wednesday''?
Was just one short punctuated joke after another,
We strongly discourage such relationships from forming.
Well, Amy, it's your table. You decide.
Well, I apoLogize for the food the Last few times,
Well, I'm gonna go. Always Love these get togethers.
Well, I've been working here, obviousIy
Well, Let's see.
Well, maybe we could
Well, Mitch, first thing. You ever worked in a restaurant before?
Well, yeah. I'm only taking the two classes,
Well, you had the two well done steaks,
Well?
Well.
What are you gonna do now?
What did Dan say when you told him you quit?
What the hell are you doing here?
What women are attracted to is self confidence.
What? What do you want? Get back to the training room, you ass cock!
What's up?
While working here, you'll probably find some of your fellow employees attractive.
Why don't you bring her a Pepsi?
Working in a restaurant's all about Iearning a routine
Would you like to start with an appetizer?
Wow, there's the sass that I was missin'.
Yeah, I know. I know.
Yeah, I still don't understand, Bishop.
Yeah, I will have Natasha take down all your information,
Yeah, we get that a lot
Yeah, who's that motherfucker throwing pot in the ground
Yeah.
Yes!
You bring my goddamn gift certificates?
You call me a busboy I'll bust you three times
You can do itl Do itl
You can't be fixed by a hundred surgeons
You could cut through shoes if you had to.
You get full medicaI, dentaI, two weeks' paid vacation,
You green snot beard faggot!
You guys are so one dimensionaI.
You just gotta get used to your surroundings.
You know what? You can count on me, sir.
You know, what the hell? It's our anniversary.
You Loved it.
You think we're all gay, don't you?
You wanna brag about your sexuaI conquests, you big stud, you?
You wanna go in the car and have a little sex?
You'll be taking care of us?
You're adorable.
You're all fucked in the head! All of you! I mean you
You're gonna maiI me a sundae? I want it now.
You're right. I know. I know
You've been working here, what? About a year and four months, right?