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Dean, doesn't my mom look oId? from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
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Didn't do anything immoral. from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
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Hello, sir. My name is Monty. This is my trainee, Mitch. from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
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Hey, there, ladies. Amy's busy so I thought I'd bring your food out. from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
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Mitch, you picked a fucked up night to start working here. from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
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Then Raddimus began working here. from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
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Well, Amy, it's your table. You decide. from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
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Well, I'm gonna go. Always Love these get togethers. from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
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Well, Mitch, first thing. You ever worked in a restaurant before? from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
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How Long you been a waiter? Since I was 18, from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
How's your table? Couple of hicks. from Waiting... (2005) Soundboard
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