Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard Edit

A child is not a hobby.

A husband breaks his silence, not just on his wife's disappearance...

A sock...

A trained monkey who doesn't get the lethal injection.

After school meeting, don't mind if I do.

All right.

Amy is a decorated scholar.

Amy is our only child.

Amy, I love you.

Amy, it's time to move on.

An inspiration.

And after all the outrage, when I'm ready..

And are too polite to ask.

And cause each other pain.

And I am not letting you get away again.

And I teach creative writing at mvcc.

And I'll make sure that no one forgets the pain you caused me.

And I've just tried to be nice to him.

And let me just say this...

And my lazy, lying, cheating, oblivious husband..

And she is kneeling down, and..

And she leaves a pair of red panties.

And she made a life in her adopted home.

And then...

And told people that I murdered my wife.

And when Sharon airs tomorrow, we'll be looking at a whole new you.

And you are going to tell her about Andie.

And?

Are they super twat's?

Asshole.

At a certain point, we got on the wrong track.

Austen.

Because it's the most abnormal situation in the world.

Because the party's down to three beast lights and a bottle of pucker.

Believe you were a loving husband, desperate to find his missing wife.

Bitch!

Bump up your life insurance

But I failed her.

But I just wanna ask you in the media, please, harass me...

But I want that Nick.

But it wasn't Monica. It was a total stranger.

But just do me a favor.

But Nick got lazy

But you gotta have a grudging respect for your wife at this point, right?

But you read the first clue.

Can we do that?

Can you imagine?

Can you pour me a bourbon?

City?

Clean and bleed. Bleed and clean

Come outside. Then, you're in it.

Cool girl

Cool girl

Cool girl is hot.

Could you walk me through what happened?

Crepe?

Dad, stop.

Detective boney!

Disturbingly close, Lauren

Do gooders?

Don't they tease people down in nola?

Eight years ago, she pressed charges against him

Even his bar's in her name.

Ever since that mall went bust, half the town is out of work

Everyone knows complicated is code for bitch.

Everything you have heard about my wife...

Excuse me, miss?

Excuse me. Excuse us, folks

Excuse me. You can't sleep here.

Fancy meeting you here.

First thing you have to understand about Amy, she loves to teach lessons

Five doors down. 1032.

Follow the river, up, up, up

Fuck

Go home, Nick.

Good to see you.

Guys, come on. You know better.

He's nice.

Hello, Mr. collings.

Hello?

Here you go.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, go.

House is rented in her name. Car's in her name.

How many people are lucky enough to get a second chance at love?

How to bullshit.

I broke the vow that I made to her.

I can't just walk away.

I can't say I didn't enjoy some of it.

I can't.

I could go home to my parents...

I didn't kill my wife

I didn't touch you.

I didn't use the I word. I said you two were extremely close.

I do.

I don't know. I'd have to check my red panty inventory.

I drank canned beer watching Adam sandler movies.

I feel good. Go, can you pass me that box, please?

I fought my way back to you.

I got guys on the clock in here. But you give me 30 minutes.

I got it

I got your address from this letter that you wrote my wife

I hope you don't mind me coming by.

I know! Go home, fuck her brains out, slap her with your penis.

I love my wife...

I loved these books.

I need more time.

I need to make sure you're not wearing a wire.

I need you to admit that you got the credit cards...

I need you to do your part.

I need you.

I pled down, man. Sexual assault one, no jail time.

I think it's your chin.

I think that's something I should watch on my own.

I was a bad husband to a great wife.

I was unfaithful.

I will spend every day making it up to you.

I would never, ever hurt you.

I'd hidden some puppets at go's...

I'll balance on the exact fucking edge of your emotional razor.

I'll get groceries for tonight, we'll watch Sharon schieber, and finally move on.

I'll go find Amy.

I'm gonna try and see desi collings on my way home.

I'm noelle hawthorne. I'm Amy's best friend.

I'm so crazy, stupid happy.

I'm so exhausted.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I can't.

I've got two ex secret service guys that are really good.

I've got two of my best guys on it.

I've never seen that before either.

Ice breaker.

If anyone out there has any information...

If he likes girls gone wild, she's a mall babe..

If this case had been left in your deeply incompetent hands...

In our neighborhood.

Is a lie.

Is that right?

It wasn't like that, okay? You have no idea how shitty it was with Amy...

It's a cozy room for my favorite writer.

It's an appeals process, so we will attempt to appeal to them.

It's been four hours.

It's fantastic.

It's surprisingly effective.

It's you!

Ivy league? Rubs people the wrong way?

Just do it.

Just let me know and I will get it for you.

Just remind her it is a possible crime scene.

Laptop ing.

Let me guess

Let's make the most of it.

Like these homeless you keep mentioning.

Listen, I've got $47,000 in savings. I've got $2,500 in an ira.

Look at that.

Me!

Missouri?

Ms. dunne, I know what you've been through...

My chin?

My cute, charming, salt of the earth, Missouri guy

My husband would be on death row...

My mom got sick.

My prayers go out to everyone who loves Amy

Nancy.

Nancy.

Neighbors will shun you.

Nick and Amy will be gone

Nick is happy to be home.

Nick teased out of me things I didn't know existed.

Nick wants me gone but he won't ask for a divorce.

Nick, I can't do anything

Nick? Breakfast.

No

No blood and no body suggests kidnapping.

No, I can't turn up now.

Noelle hawthorne?

Not that weird, but that is awfully high.

Now that I know you didn't murder your wife, yes.

Now, I have to ask you...

Now, I know there are a lot of questions and concerns...

Now, normally, we would not treat this as a missing persons case so quick..

Now, who would believe you?

Of course. Okay.

Of having been romantically involved with a married man.

Oh, stop watching Ellen abbott!

Oh, the bar.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Just be...

Okay. Keep talking

Okay. You know where I'll be.

On the very first night that we met..

Or get angry

Please continue, Ms. dunne.

Please put that on a t shirt.

Randy Professor, naughty student.

Regardless of what you thought...

Roll tape. Five... four...

Save?

Shampoo.

She got the dog.

She is brilliant...

She is the beautiful blonde inspiration for the amazing Amy kids' book series

She was all in pink.

She's air.

She's going to ask real questions.

Smile

So I'd recognize you.

So much.

So, I'm gonna order a luminol sweep.

So, is Amy gonna do one of those anniversary...

So, what in God's name is at your father's house, Nick?

So, your wife has no friends here

Tanner bolt landed me

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. That's kind.

Thanks.

That is also true, yes.

That morning, the doorbell rang.

That should be easy to find

That was boney. I'll call her later

That's all I want.

That's the basic tenet of a prenup, isn't it?

That's what this is

The bathtub has a massage cycle.

The kind of woman I used to mock.

The next day, I saw it in the trash

The whole thing just feels hinky

Then he dragged me, penniless, to the navel of this great country...

Then how did desi have that handle?

There can be.

There you go.

There's a gym overlooking the lake.

There's a New York guy. O'Hara, Tommy O'Hara

They already relieved me of my artisanal meat platter.

They both seem very, very close

They ought to burn this place down.

This dessert just must be sold.

This is the clue you couldn't solve

This is the last time we're gonna see each other, until...

This reminds me of that.

This would be high school? Twenty years ago?

Those are true. And they're crucial

To go with your robot dog.

Twin siblings often enable and abet

Wait a second. Why would they mop up the blood...

Was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like.

We are all worried. We are all scared.

We are gonna take this very, very seriously.

We can expect Nick dunne's arrest any day now.

We go live to that story now.

We need to be on the front end of that.

We should go to outback tonight.

We were the happiest couple we knew

Well, right now, it's a he said, she said.

Well, when you're upset, you bottle up. You can seem angry, like...

Well, you're out on bond

What are you talking about?

What would you like to say to her, Nick?

What's that?

What's the laptop for?

Whatever they found, I think it's safe to assume that it's very bad.

When Nick's elderly mother breaks into an impromptu rendition...

When we got married, I promised to be that guy.

When young Amy's hope did wane...

When your poor Amy has a cold, this dessert just..

Where would Amy go?

Who talks football and endures buffalo wings at Hooters

Why did he go to his dad's house to burn it?

Why was he here that night?

Why would you even want this?

Will you?

With mediocre aspirations.

Wood.

Worse

Wtf?

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, we might say hi to them on the street.

You and a panel of nitwits diagnosed me as a sociopath.

You are brilliant, yet entirely un snobby.

You are exceptional.

You can't get a signal in this building. I've been in here talking to you.

You filed the paperwork.

You go talk to Tommy, and I'll draw up the contract

You know what's hard?

You know, I am an expert oiler.

You loved it.

You wanna look like you've been up all night.

You want to know the truth?

You were perfect.

You were together for two years in boarding school, right?

You'll get another job.

You're right.

Your dad's scorched earth.

Your in laws made it.

Your wife is amazing Amy?

A few years ago, you'd have known. A few years ago, it was fun

Clue three? Woodshed.

Five years. Five?

I know. Stay home.

I love you. I love you, too.

I'm just trying to get clear... let me be clear.

No, Andie won't do that. She will.

No, it's... More pressure.

On your leash. Never.

She'd never flown a kite. Okay.

She's a good person. Therein lies the problem.

Whoa. Yeah.

Y'all know anything yet? I'm sorry