A child is not a hobby. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
A husband breaks his silence, not just on his wife's disappearance... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
A sock... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
A trained monkey who doesn't get the lethal injection. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Amy is a decorated scholar. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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And then... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
And told people that I murdered my wife. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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And? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Asshole. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Austen. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Believe you were a loving husband, desperate to find his missing wife. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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City? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Do gooders? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Don't they tease people down in nola? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Eight years ago, she pressed charges against him from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Even his bar's in her name. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Ever since that mall went bust, half the town is out of work from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Everyone knows complicated is code for bitch. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Everything you have heard about my wife... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Excuse me, miss? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Excuse me. Excuse us, folks from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Fuck from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Good to see you. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Hello? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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House is rented in her name. Car's in her name. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
How many people are lucky enough to get a second chance at love? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
How to bullshit. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I broke the vow that I made to her. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I can't just walk away. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I can't say I didn't enjoy some of it. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I can't. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I could go home to my parents... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I didn't kill my wife from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I didn't touch you. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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I do. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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I fought my way back to you. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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I got it from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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I love my wife... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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I need you. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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I think it's your chin. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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I was a bad husband to a great wife. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I was unfaithful. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I will spend every day making it up to you. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I would never, ever hurt you. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I'd hidden some puppets at go's... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I'll balance on the exact fucking edge of your emotional razor. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I'll get groceries for tonight, we'll watch Sharon schieber, and finally move on. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I'll go find Amy. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I'm gonna try and see desi collings on my way home. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I'm noelle hawthorne. I'm Amy's best friend. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
I'm so crazy, stupid happy. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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I'm sorry? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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I've got two ex secret service guys that are really good. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Ice breaker. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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If he likes girls gone wild, she's a mall babe.. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
If this case had been left in your deeply incompetent hands... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
In our neighborhood. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Is that right? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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It's an appeals process, so we will attempt to appeal to them. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
It's been four hours. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Look at that. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Me! from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Missouri? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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My chin? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
My cute, charming, salt of the earth, Missouri guy from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
My husband would be on death row... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
My mom got sick. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Nancy. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Nancy. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Neighbors will shun you. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Nick and Amy will be gone from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Nick is happy to be home. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Nick teased out of me things I didn't know existed. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Nick wants me gone but he won't ask for a divorce. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Nick? Breakfast. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
No from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
No blood and no body suggests kidnapping. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Noelle hawthorne? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Now, who would believe you? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Smile from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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So, what in God's name is at your father's house, Nick? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
So, your wife has no friends here from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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The kind of woman I used to mock. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Then how did desi have that handle? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
There can be. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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There's a gym overlooking the lake. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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To go with your robot dog. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Twin siblings often enable and abet from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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What would you like to say to her, Nick? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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What's the laptop for? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
Whatever they found, I think it's safe to assume that it's very bad. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
When Nick's elderly mother breaks into an impromptu rendition... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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When young Amy's hope did wane... from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Where would Amy go? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Wood. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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You know what's hard? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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You were together for two years in boarding school, right? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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Your wife is amazing Amy? from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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I know. Stay home. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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On your leash. Never. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
She'd never flown a kite. Okay. from Gone Girl (2014) Soundboard
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