King of the Hill - Season 6 Edit

A ""Peace""? You would like that, you draft dodger!

A bellowing dupe whose incessant need to rescue his helpless wife...

A bone.

A brother. Wow!

A bunch of us are gonna make fun of the janitor later.

A car? Do you have a car?

A child,

A comedy about a bus driver who is frequeitly late,

A constant barrage of eye opening conspiracies and ad libbed innuendi.

A cool single guy, and a cool married guy...

A dozen times with a dozen women.

A flashlight? Wow!

A flying saucer drops out of the sky...

A genius at having a great can!

A good wench is so hard to find.

A government agent?

A guy on the football team said that all Zeta Sigma Tau girls were sluts.

A hat, a toaster, and a hat.

A hot date with that attractiVe garbage lady?

A hot tub?

A Jaguar.

A loser single guy, and a loser married guy.

A lot of money to keep track of.

A nefarious government plot to...

A placebo's a fake drug. They shot Bill full of sugar water.

A practice rouid of golf with the greatest Asiai player ii the history of the game,

A promise you made in the bed where I conceived our son.

A reverse barrel roll...

A secret life, working undercover with a partner?

A Siren was a beautiful woman who sang so sweetly...

A stone is, in your native tongue, a gallon.

A very important job, for castles were oft drafty and

About some nonexistent she jogger that doesn't eVen exist?

About the high cost of mules! Let's do it!

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

According to my truck odometer...

Across town and put it in the dumpster.

Actually, I came to see Mr. Hill.

Actually, I'm great at it.

Actually, John Redcorn is Joseph's father, but Dale doesn't know that.

Actually, Minh the big joke teller.

Actually, no.

Actually, pretty irresponsible.

Actually, that's a code yellow, sir.

Adios, If I'm home late, it'll be because my new students are so engrossed...

After 60 hours on the air, folks, I have to apologize.

After all I did for her, all these holes I dug...

After all the love I allowed your mother to give you.

After all, Hank, America is not just a land of opportunity...

After every call...

After he was excluded from all the other clubs in Heimlich County.

After I got back to America, I had a nice juicy porterhouse...

After war, I ate rice hulls.

After what that cold blooded witch did.

Again?

Again? Gladly.

Ah, Amore!

Ah, Memorial Day. A day when our war heroes are honored...

Ah, who would have me?

Aid a pompadour,,,,

Aid a smooth back,

Aid as I was explaiiiig this,,,

Aid Buttercup goes dowi,

Aid daicers to the floor!

Aid fill my heart with love, It was magical,

Aid gives me the wiiiers ii advaice,

Aid grabbed the iearest thiig ii a dress,

Aid hair like Roger Daltrey,

Aid he's out,

Aid his pareits were seei caioodliig over ioodles at Chow Maii?

Aid I cai 't drum up aiy iew sales siice I'm stuck behiid this,,,

Aid I'll iiitial it whei I get home,

Aid ii froit by buikers, which eicircle it like a straid of rare pearls,

Aid iow, please direct your eyes,,,

Aid Jimmy always kiows who's goiig to wii,

Aid prescribed eiough aitibiotics to cure the Freich Army's clap,

Aid that's where I saw it,

Aid the first leg is beiig rui by Greece 's very owi Spiro Thaiatopoulis,,,

Aid the fui is just begiiiiig here,,,

Aid the wiiier is,,,, Oh, my goodiess, Haik Hill!

Aid thei they started giviig me my super vitamii shots,

Aid we will fix the last race so he loses it all!

Aid what better way thai a lifeloig distractioi?

Alamo Beer will be back on the shelves in five days.

Alamo is against child starvation, Peggy. We always have been. How about you?

Alamo mug, Alamo hat, Alamo key chain...

Alamo trusts me not to tell you their secrets.

Alamo will be back on the shelves in five days.

All Asian? No. At least not by design.

All because Jesus showed up.

All dead. And dead men don't pay no dues.

All he cares about are my stupid grades.

All he's gonna do is giVe her one night of marathon loVemaking...

All I do is cut hair.

All I have to do is scream and my dad will be on you like flies on pie!

All in favor of re electing Dale Alvin Gribble...

All items must go!

All my money goes to the baby's mouth mush...

All of my life I've had a calling to teach. This is my life's work.

All of these calls were from Mexicans.

All right, all right, I'll do it.

All right, all right. Here.

All right, all right. I give. But you guys can't tell anyone.

All right, all right. It's a pizza, not a kidney.

All right, bear with me a sec. This thing is so freaking slow.

All right, Dad, saddle up.

All right, Dale. Now that you've got us down here...

All right, everybody! Who likes money?

All right, everybody. Cough up $2 and we'll be officially entered.

All right, fine.

All right, get behind me. I'll try to fight them off.

All right, guys. The girls aren't here.

All right, here's the plan.

All right, it's a proper noun, but, damn it, I'll allow it!

All right, listen, people. I got a announcement to make.

All right, look, I would like to polish off this article before we land...

All right, Mister, you've got one minute.

All right, Peggy, let him go.

All right, Peggy. Get your stuff.

All right, people. Save the lmperiales first.

All right, they're gay. Ha ha ha.

All right, you're disappointed. I get it.

All right!

All right!

All right! All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. But I am not playing catcher. I have kneeled enough for one day.

All right. First.

All right. I am going to be straight with you.

All right. I'll do the handle, you do the card. Ready? Now!

All right. Just calm down.

All right. The last guy put it out.

All right. Then this time, we not use proper channels.

All right. We need some tunes.

All that jazz.

All the faces kind of blend together.

All the money is gone!

All these years, Bobby wasn't good enough for Connie.

All those things that were great about you back in high school...

All those things that were great about you back in high school...

All toppings. More bang for the buck.

All your mother and I ever want for you is to be happy.

ALL: [Chanting] Hank! Hank! Hank!

Allow me to help, sister in law.

Almost done.

Also locked.

Also, you have to sign this

Although he did make some cogent points.

Although his beard is real.

Although I did see a very ugly baby there.

Although I wouldn't mind getting reimbursed for the wig.

Although I'm sure all the kids will love this trip...

Although we don't get a lot of that done.

Although, I've recently learned how to sleep with my eyes open.

Although, to be true to the ancient Olympians before me...

Always above. Never below. Cassius Clay never hit below the belt.

Am I going to be okay on the street?

Am I going to do it? Yes. When am I gonna do it? Don't know.

Am l? Ready, okay.

Amateurs!

America.

American blockbuster, Pearl Harbor...

Americans are giving Mexicans diarrhea.

Amuse your friends and thrill the ladies...

An F? A minus is unacceptable in this house.

An undercover government agent.

And a ""Don't Drink and Drive"" T shirt.

And a chair if you want to sit.

And a notch up from the Wagner Char King Superiore...

And all contact with their families and friends...

And all I managed to do was blurt my guts out like a mental patient.

And already wrote on the plane!

And any other kind of monkey mischief you can throw at me.

And are you familiar with the Family and Medical Leave Act of 1993?

And Arlen's leading all time rusher is Hank Hill!

And as new member, I move we kick Dauterive out.

And at a fraction of the cost of natural gas.

And because my little man has been such a grown up...

And because they did not use toilet paper.

And believe me, I had the perfect opportunity.

And Bobby Hill ruin everything!

And Bobby Hill's foot answered the door.

And Buck will promote me when I'm good and ready.

And buy me new martini pitcher!

And canvass the area with Strickland flyers.

And chipmunks.

And create the ability to undertake long periods of hibernation.

And dang old diaphragm clutch, man.

And derecha means right.

And do not forget tonight's extra credit assignment.

And do not say ""communicate""...

And don't let him know we asked you, even if it makes you feel important.

And don't let the panties slip over your elbows.

And don't try to haggle with me.

And don't worry, sir. You'll be back behind the wheel...

And drop them off at my insurance company.

And eat it in your room?

And even though I'm a killer for hire, I'm doing this pro boio,

And even though Nine Rivers had...

And eVery day I'm just gonna wake up fatter and older.

And for 10 years I raised a child out of wedlock alone.

And forget everything you've seen here. Do I make myself clear?

And get my ice cream. Why am I in the middle of this?

And get yourself out of that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed!

And give them the finger when they take our picture.

And go!

And going to the bathroom. The two are not related.

And had two sons. Hank, and my baby, Good Hank.

And have a little of the same old, same old?

And he also taught me there is no shame in having a narrow urethra.

And he always tips the girls to put their whatnots on my head.

And he betrayed me like a betrayer.

And he buses those tables better than most two armed folks.

And he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked...

And he doesn't want to talk about it. The end.

And he kept them as a souvenir.

And he said, "No, I am not." And you know what? It wasn't.

And he said, "No, I am not." And you know what? It wasn't.

And he's a stepping stone to my comedy writing future.

And he's agreed to show Bobby some of his secrets.

And he's already got the Black vote. Earl.

And he's home making my supper!

And help me carry Hitler's canoe out to this patriot's car.

And here is how it's gonna go down.

And his trusted towel manager.

And how about, you know, just be dang old, you know, friends, man?

And I already have 23 cents in my pension plan.

And I am a big freaking hero for bringing Lupe home safely.

And I am not fluent?

And I called him a dirty old man.

And I can fathom just about anything.

And I can wear overalls with no shirt and tell jokes...

And I cannot open the door...

And I certainly won't let you beat my son with it.

And I could stand to sweat off a few pounds here and here.

And I couldn't have done it without you.

And I didn't get sick until hours after you guys did.

And I didn't make it to Substitute Teacher of the Year...

And I don't know if I'm coming or going. I'm getting out of my mind, man.

And I don't want to second guess your tactics. But are you in distress?

And I found this.

And I graciously accepted.

And I heard the landlord is having a heck of a time...

And I know you don't want to hear this, but that person is you.

And I lose weight in my chest first.

And I love meat!

And I pulled that big girl off you at the park?

And I quit, too, even though I'm not in the band!

And I specifically remember, it was not ""Why I Should Carry the Torch.""

And I sure as hell won't let that up.

And I think it's a Game Boy. Is it a Game Boy?

And I think you were the guy that sold it to me.

And I took 50 of your boys, no hard feelings.

And I want to make up.

And I want to share your pain, but you hide from me.

And I wanted to make sure Connie was okay

And I wasn't ""Substitute Doer of the Year"" three years in a row.

And I went out to get me some of them old triple A's, you know? So l....

And I will close with a quotation from the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

And I wouldn't be if Dale hadn't baked all day.

And I wouldn't be if Dale hadn't baked all day.

And I'd be honored if I could haVe some of your hair...

And I'll drive the tank away to draw their fire.

And I'll give him the Game Boy when I decide I'm ready to.

And I'm having more fun than a dog up a bone tree.

And I'm here to say I want my boy back.

And I'm horny.

And I'm not as flexible as I used to be.

And I'm spending the day with her.

And I'm up to about 197 now.

And if Hank hadn't been there to defend me...

And if that goes down on the Mexican records...

And if those markets are shut down...

And if you ask me, not a moment too soon, huh?

And if you screw that up, you're gonna be alone forever.

And if you start to cry, try to look at red light.

And it was wrong of me to miss it.

And it's going straight into Connie Souphanousinphone's heart.

And it's got to be right on the elbow or it won't work.

And it's Javier Martinez...

And it's more important than a 20 year marriage?

And it's not in the portrait studio...

And judging from his costume, I think he's getting ready for a show.

And just because his name is ""O'Saurus""...

And just what is that supposed to mean?

And Kahn's yard might as well be a sand trap.

And keeps my hand from warming my beer.

And kudos to me for coming up with the idea.

And leave you here to get blown up? No way.

And let me tell you, you have kept your historical inaccuracies to a minimum.

And like my little brother, I am your son, I tell you what!

And look at me! Look at what they did to me!

And look at ourselves in a mirror, he'd go crazy!

And maybe at different times.

And me? Well, I'd make an excellent pet.

And me.

And monitor your performance.

And my résumé for you. I'm very good.

And my throat could use a break from speaking German.

And next time you want to show me a good time, stay the hell away!

And no one is ""bummed out""?

And not just because safe driving is cool, but because it's the right thing to do.

And not trying to mug me or sell me drugs right now.

And noticing that it is different from Russia.

And now he's been walking Ladybird for six hours.

And now he's dumped her.

And now you're doing it behind his back?

And now you're not happy being away from Bobby Hill.

And now, as his volunteer assistant...

And now, Hank!

And on my shirt for you, Connie.

And on the very next play, going for the two point conversion...

And one hand on my elbow.

And one ltalian maraschino cherry, no stem.

And one year since you stopped cheating on him with John Redcorn.

And Peggy knew.

And Peggy said man would neVer be able to do that.

And people do that, you know.

And perfectly groomed kakuya grass...

And possibly Bobby, and, of course, John Redcorn's sister.

And reinforcements are on the way.

And remember, Arlen is still looking for one local hero...

And remember, Arlen is still looking for one local hero...

And repackage it in square bottles...

And right in the middle of the re wedding..

And right now I don't have any.

And right now, the only ones who know about the affair...

And right now, the only ones who know about the affair...

And send him on a mission even a moron could do.

And she needs a prom dress. And it has to be the one from the magazine...

And she wanted me to invite you...

And she was all, ""Okay."" And I was all, ""Cool.""

And she was robbing us blind.

And she's been dying to use her calligraphy kit.

And show the kids a day in the life of a real Mexicaio, huh?

And so on.

And some sandwiches.

And some seed, I guess, that grew into Junchero!

And speak to people without proper introduction.

And spit sacramental wine?

And start calling chess games and such.

And stick it up their nose!

And still neighbors.

And taking three hostages. Help!

And tell me what you hoped to accomplish by stealing this tank.

And tell them how it went. You want to join me?

And tell them what?

And that goes for all of you!

And that is?

And that magnificent head of hair.

And that was before he even left the hotel.

And that's Duke Greenroy. He's crazy.

And that's gonna bring you great shame, I tell you what!

And that's not all.

And that's not just what I think, it's what Cotton told me to think.

And that's you. Even if we didn't win State.

And the ""E"" stands for ""Economical.""

And the answer, of course, is..

And the beer we sell in Mexico is as pure as the beer we sell in America.

And the first thing those lady cons are gonna see after 20 years...

And the gay vote.

And the next day...

And the next minute, you don't want to leave your wife.

And the only reason I didn't tell you the truth is because...

And the only way out is through a long, dark tunnel.

And the propane account in one mighty thrust of my lance?

And the state: Texas. And the town: Denton.

And their faces are smudged with coal.

And their schnitzel exposed.

And then get a record deal and open up...

And then he goes and spills his guts to Bobby?

And then he says, "No, I'm not."

And then I said, "l know you.

And then I said, "What are you talking about?

And then I said, "What are you talking about?

And then I'll jump out, too.

And then she jogged like this.

And then she nodded like this...

And then she smiled like this...

And then she'd close with a violin concerto for the bluehairs.

And then their friends joined, also Asian. And so on.

And then they make up over a cold Alamo?

And then try to find your legs.

And then you'll have to build me my very own trophy shelf.

And then, well, you know.

And then, when the burger was just right...

And these gentlemen are from the PGA.

And they don't wanna see you

And they gave us free mopeds for the week.

And they haven't let me pee pee in two days.

And they say he really knows how to bring it.

And they're all booked up.

And think it represents the teachings of the Catholic Church.

And think you can buy me hamburger and be my father!

And this is her cry for help?

And this is not a mess! And I'll clean it up!

And this is not a mess! And I'll clean it up!

And this is where we sleep.

And this isn't some two mile ride home from a pie eating contest.

And this time I'm not just saying that to get attention!

And this, class, is a stegosaurus, which is

And to think I almost shook your hand.

And to think I once called you...

And today I didn't, and I'm scared

And tomorrow I'm gonna hang outside at a lady's prison.

And towards the end there, they were throwing potatoes.

And unlike your macaroons, you're staying down.

And Vayzosa's up in Room 27, laughing at us!

And visit with you about what your son said?

And wanted me to move right in!

And we can pick up where we left off.

And we could be your backup band. The Dale Gribble Bluegrass Experience.

And we may have told them this was Broadway.

And we saw the balloons from the highway.

And we should probably go to the party separately...

And we will find a way to be on the road together.

And we would have won it all, too...

And we'd have to get passports.

And we'll put it on a mug.

And what if he falls into his old habits of, you know, killing them?

And what you tell your stupid dog every day.

And when she cleans it up, that's when she finds the Limoges violin.

And when she come home from audition, we'll scream at her...

And when your father goes to work, I will smuggle her back into Mexico.

And when your people return to wipe out the human race...

And whether you like it or not, your daughter's a natural.

And while you're relaxing, you will read about Mozart!

And who wants that? Besides you.

And with all that noise, I won't be able to study anyway, so, sure.

And with the joy of responsibility comes the burden of obligation.

And ye shall savor it...

And you always turn off the light when you leave a room.

And you are impeding a military operation.

And you are in for a treat..

And you are of high intellect, Peggy...

And you asked for seconds.

And you beat him with good old American YMCA know how.

And you can tell The Bystaider it's called...

And you care more about your friends and your beer...

And you got any extra beaks you could throw in there?

And you know all the stores are out of it. But nobody knows why.

And you know Boomhauer is a music snob.

And you know what he did on her driveway.

And you know what I would call that medal?

And you know what I would call that medal?

And you know, these are the very same towels from back then.

And you like to wear masks.

And you never believed in my comedy career either!

And you say, ""Bleep bloop,"" and then you live happily ever after?

And you totally obliterated one of my sideburns.

And you won't let me sleep. And you locked me in a closet.

And you, and Hank, and Bill, and Boomhauer...

And you, and Hank, and Bill, and Boomhauer...

And you! I'm gonna need your name and phone number.

And you....

And you'll see that old snap. And then you hear that snap. Oh, man!

And you're afraid to go in because there's a train coming at you...

And your British accent is really, really close.

And your car didn't go off the road.

And your shot below my belt hasn't affected my memory...

And your step granny's booby payments.

And, Bobby, that is how I saved Christmas.

And, Bobby, what would you like for breakfast?

And, Bobby, you can sit at that desk and sleep like you do at school.

And, conveniently, I can get the same thing for Cotton.

And, Dad, you know the war was over.

And, FYl, Boomhauer said he could see your nipples on stage.

And, long story short, Mr. Strickland tells me I can build the house.

And, needless to say, that is not a dream I intended to have.

And, no, you are not tripping. That is an emu.

And, remember, smaller and realer.

And, well, it's about time I'm gonna ask you for that dang old ring.

Animal feces and et cetera.

ANNOUNCER: [On loudspeaker] Aid iext up ii the drag race it's Buttercup McGee,,,

Any alien can inject someone with his space juice and be a father.

Any child prodigy can play....

Any of you guys have large portions of your medical chart blacked out?

Any other job is gonna feel like a punishment.

Any special friend of my dad's is a special friend of mine.

Anyone, Hank?

Anyway, turns out the police officer used to be a cheerleader over at Rumpert.

Apparently my grief ain't proof enough

Are me, John Redcorn, and God.

Are rude customers really getting more than they bargained for?

Are these items available to the general public?

Are we in Hawaii?

Are you a police?

Are you as nervous for Bobby as I am?

Are you available for a top secret mission tomorrow?

Are you drunk?

Are you filled with pride? Humility?

Are you firing me?

Are you gay?

Are you in a hurry? Is Connie in there? I don't hear anything.

Are you in love with Nancy?

Are you laughing at me, or.... Who cares? I'll take it.

Are you okay?

Are you questioning my authority?

Are you sure it wasn't me wearing a Nancy mask?

Are you sure that's what he told you? That he was a fed?

Are you sure this is the only way?

Are you sure you don't have any openings for a queen? Warrior princess?

Are you sure you're in the right class? This is women's self defense.

Are you talking about that thing by the port a john...

Are you turned on by the propane?

Aren't you willing to risk this demeaning job today...

As a bilingual customer service representative.

As a junior grill associate.

As a matter of fact, I've assigned you...

As a new member of the Alamo family, I signed a non disclosure agreement...

As a person who has worked with children for many years...

As a professional exterminator, I'm a killer for hire.

As a propane wife, you'd think I'd be used to it by now.

As an opportunity to make its move on me...

As an organization that promotes love and unity...

As brewmaster Conrad ""Skip"" Meinhoffer lV.

As commanding officer of the local VFW post...

As dissatisfied as I am.

As I am making love to my wife Peggy.

As I was just telling my boy here, we think you are all...

As iefarious schemes oftei do, it worked,

As kind of a surprise for Dale.

As of today, I am orderiig a complete recall of all the Alamo Beer,,,

As permanent as your love?

As president of the Arlen Gun Club?

As soon as I finish repaying your debt to society.

As swamp gas, experimeital aircraft or weather balloois,

As the cutup around here.

As the highest ranking wench, maybe I should talk to the king.

As they returi to the battlefields of their youth,,,

As well as everybody on his buddy list.

Ask any of the gay teachers I've worked with, which you couldn't...

Ask him if I can have his pork chop.

Assistant keeper of the flame.

Assume the position, Mr. President!

At a little old ticket like that, man. Didn't think you had it in you, man.

At least if you're feeling full, you're feeling something.

At least send an Enrique or a Roger Sack.

At least they're paying attention.

At least you get to wear tights.

At Saint lgnatius Catholic School

At the age of six, Charles Emerson Wagner..

At the gay rodeo!

At the Hotel Arlen.

At the women's self defense course I signed up for at the Y

Attention, gay guys.

Au coitraire, I am inhaling it.

Aunt Peggy, guess what?

Aunt Peggy, I don't think this is right.

Available.

Aw!

Baby, please.

Back off. This is none of your business, Bobby.

Bad news. I just called every public course in Heimlich County...

Bad to say those things one man to other man.

Barbecue sauce.

Based on what clown college you get into!

Based on what I know about Bill and cover ups...

Be careful what you wish for.

Be careful. He may have shifted during flight.

Beautiful words, Principal. Very, very moving.

Beautiful words, Principal. Very, very moving.

Because after that, there's no reason to keep looking.

Because being awake is too depressing.

Because he still wanted me to sell propane.

Because I already know his answer.

Because I can't taste a thing with this broken nose.

Because I challenge you with my intellectual.

Because I feel like I do. But a lot of times, when I get there, I don't.

Because I love to teach, not because I hate your religion.

Because I sell propane and propane accessories.

Because I told the guys the beer was down there.

Because I would not tell you who they were.

Because I'll be doing a lot of that at your next show.

Because I'm taking you dancing.

Because I'm thinking of going back to ""Number One Mom.""

Because it makes it more exciting!

Because Philip is an ass.

Because there are some things Hank just will not do.

Because they not good enough to play there like you...

Because this is great people watching, but I'm about ready to go.

Because we didn't have any non Asian members.

Because we love you!

Because we're iot just a compaiy, we're a family aid we're sorry,

Because you are bored of me

Because you have to pet everything like an idiot!

Because you think something bad is gonna happen if you act happy?

Beer. What say we invade the cooler?

Before 30 years of friendship?

Before I write you tickets for public drunkenness.

Before Mr. Strickland finds out I lied to him.

Before you became an Omega.

Before you got that phone number.

Before you learn how to protect yourself properly.

Begone!

Being ill prepared.

Believe me when I tell you...

Believe me, I'd rather go to Denton to fix his problem.

Benjamin Franklin!

Besides Thatherton's lack of focus, is service.

Besides, I tried to enlist...

Besides, it's for your own good.

Best suited for the president of the Gun Club.

Beth Berkovski, yes!

Better luck next time.

Better she cry now for 10 minutes, than spend 45 years crying...

Big reason I started dating you was to rebel against Papa.

Bill is picking on Boomhauer? He hasn't done that since he had hair.

Bill was a good friend. He gave his life to save ours

Bill, any time you have a mild concussion, you are welcome at this dinner table.

Bill, do you have any idea what that song is about?

Bill, I want you to stand downwind of me...

Bill, I'm gonna help you win her oVer.

Bill, it was a different time.

Bill, not now. In a while.

Bill, she started four and a half beers ago. She can't possibly go on much longer.

Bill, spit that out.

Bill, toss me a beer.

Bill, you can stay or go, doesn't matter.

Bill, you spent 20 years on this base. How do we get off this dang target range?

Bill, you'Ve got enough problems without this lady suing you.

Bill? You're alive.

Bill.

Bill's dead.

Billy. There you go.

Black car!

Bleep. Yeah, you're gonna get killed, Hank.

Blew a 0.2.

BlLL: And we could arrange those garbage cans just like a string of pearls.

BlLL: Uh huh, Hey!

Bobby Hill, out the window!

Bobby Hill, put down that phone!

Bobby Hill, you give your father that game and you do it right now!

Bobby said that?

Bobby the ladies' man.

Bobby, deep inside those folds...

Bobby, did you save me a spot?

Bobby, good news.

Bobby, I can't baby sit you and Bill. And he's in the band.

Bobby, I don't overachieve because my dad makes me. I do it because....

Bobby, I don't think the Mrs. Dippy Cone lady is on duty.

Bobby, I have turned your terrible idea into a brilliant one.

Bobby, I thought your father was going to rehearse with you.

Bobby, I'm no actor.

Bobby, I'm not in the mood for riddles right now.

Bobby, I'm reaching out. Don't leave me hanging, big guy.

Bobby, if you ever marry a Spanish teacher, and you probably will...

Bobby, if your father doesn't go through with this...

Bobby, it worked.

Bobby, l.... Where in the heck did you learn to do that?

Bobby, ladies don't like mind games and drama...

Bobby, my party's dying. Can you come over?

Bobby, put down that tainted beer.

Bobby, put that down. That's the jug I keep stuff in.

Bobby, remember when you were 10 years old...

Bobby, sorry I did not have time to make you lunch this morning...

Bobby, we are gonna be in Appalachia by sundown.

Bobby, what a great performance.

Bobby, what are you talking about?

Bobby, why don't you take my breakfast egg sandwich..

Bobby, you better go. If my dad catches you here...

Bobby, you got a People and a Teei People,

Bobby, you gots to say your good byes. 'Cause Lord knows...

Bobby, you just focus on smashing those cookies.

Bobby, you seem to have a hitch in your get along.

Bobby, you want to tell your parents how you won your fight?

Bobby, you will not be having your dad's pork chop tonight or any other night.

Bobby, you won.

Bobby, you'll be having your dad's pork chop every night for the rest of your life.

Bobby, you've got nothing to worry about.

BOBBY: Okay, your trousers are filthy.

Bobby!

Bobby!

Bobby!

Bobby! Play any kickball today?

Bobby! Take it off!

Bobby?

Bobby?

Bobby?

Bobby?

Bobby?

Bobby.

Bobby.

Bobby....

Bobby....

Bobby's not having your pork chop, damn it!

Bobby's too young, Ladybird's too old, I already own a wife...

Boo hoo hoo hauer.

Booby.

Boomhauer and I are gonna go out in the parking lot and make out.

Boomhauer doesn't have the time. So, Bill, this could be your in.

Boomhauer, do something.

Boomhauer, there's a dead wolf on your lawn.

Boomhauer, this is the coolest fling you'Ve eVer had.

Boomhauer, where do the girls hang out?

Boomhauer, you stay up late.

Boomhauer, you wanna go get some cotton candy?

Boomhauer, you're good at stage patter.

BOOMHAUER: Lemoiade staids, old little tree house,

Boomhauer?

Boomhauer?

Boomhauer.

Boomhauer.

Boomhauer.

Boomhauer's gonna fix everything Bill broke.

Boomhauer's place is exactly a tenth of a mile from here.

Booya! You drink.

Bottom fell out of the emu market and I'm stuck on the ass of the pyramid.

Boy, Boomhauer's sure got a way with the ladies.

Boy, does he feel silly.

Boy, how the Geieral hate him,

Boy, I love shooting a nail gun.

Boy, I've always been a sucker for the torch lighting ceremony.

Boy, if that guy on the bicycle hadn't hit it...

Boy, look at all Dad's trophies.

Boy, the best players in the world go to Branson.

Boy, this ain't any canoe.

Boy, this fits my hand like a comfortable shoe.

Boy, this takes me back

Boy, your can looks so freaking hot in that dress.

BOY: My chickei 's the star of the show,

Boy! This weather sure has been.... Joseph, you're an alien.

Boy...

Bravo, Bobby, bravo.

Break a leg, Hank.

Breathe in the tranquility. Breathe out the frustration.

Briefcase!

Bring something to throw.

Brother running with the torch and not a damn thing you can do about it.

Brought my bayonet.

BUCK: No, I thaik you,

Buck! Buck, Buck, Buck!

Buck?

Bueios días, Me llamo Mrs....

Bug Gribble aid Madeleiie the goat,

Bug Gribble is an agent of the FBl.

Bug Gribble's taxi service.

Bug, how can you have a son?

Bug.

Built his first grill out of chain link fence and an old washtub.

Bullies, picking on me?

Burgle averted! But for how long?

But as a curious educator. Are you attracted to Nancy?

But as a single guy yourself

But as long as you keep taking your meds, you are moving forward.