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Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) Soundboard

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) Soundboard

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian is a 2009 American adventure-comedy film, directed by Shawn Levy and starring Ben Stiller, Amy Adams, Owen Wilson, Hank Azaria, and Robin Williams, among others. This highly entertaining sequel follows the successful 2006 film, Night at the Museum, and takes viewers on an even bigger, more magical journey through the world of museums.

In this installment, Larry Daley (played by Ben Stiller) has left his job as the night guard at the Museum of Natural History and made it big as an inventor. However, when he learns that his beloved museum friends, including Theodore Roosevelt (Robin Williams), Jedediah (Owen Wilson), and Octavius (Steve Coogan), are being moved to the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C., he rushes to their aid.

Upon arriving at the Smithsonian, Larry discovers that the tablet of Ahkmenrah, the ancient artifact that brings the exhibits to life, is also at risk. The evil Egyptian pharaoh, Kahmunrah (Hank Azaria), is determined to use the tablet's power to take over the world and awaken an army of historical villains. To stop him, Larry must gather his wits and rally his friends, both old and new, including the feisty Amelia Earhart (Amy Adams), in a battle to save the day.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian is a delightful combination of humor, action, and fantasy. With its fast-paced plot and memorable characters, it offers non-stop entertainment for the whole family. The film manages to strike a balance between comedy and heart, exploring themes of friendship, loyalty, and the importance of believing in oneself.

One of the highlights of the movie is the extraordinary performances by the talented cast. Ben Stiller brings his trademark comedic charm to the role of Larry, while Amy Adams shines as the adventurous and spirited Amelia Earhart. Robin Williams delivers a heartfelt performance as Theodore Roosevelt, capturing the essence of the iconic historical figure. The chemistry between the actors is impeccable, adding depth and authenticity to the story.

The visual effects in Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian are truly stunning. From the vast halls of the Smithsonian to the chaotic battles between the exhibits, the film immerses viewers in a vibrant and magical world. The attention to detail in recreating famous historical figures and iconic artworks is impressive, making the museum come alive like never before.

If you're a fan of Night at the Museum or simply enjoy a good adventure-comedy, this film is a must-watch. Whether you're young or old, it's impossible not to be captivated by the imaginative story and engaging characters. And now, you can experience the sounds of Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian for yourself. Play and download these exciting sounds to transport yourself to the lively halls of the Smithsonian and join Larry and his friends on their incredible journey.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian is a cinematic gem that will leave you entertained, inspired, and eager for more. So gather your loved ones, grab some popcorn, and embark on this unforgettable adventure that proves there's magic in the movies.

Able! The doors!
Ain't no mystery!
All right? That's what happens when you do that!
All right. Hey, come on, guys.
And I brought along a friend to do it.
And I wait all day for a little girl like you to come in
And it is now a negatory launch phase.
And just afraid now to both ruin your relationship
And may I also point out, they cannot hide in the basement forever.
And please don't think about escaping,
And what is the cape for?
At the Battle of Little Bighorn?
Blah, blah, blah. I never lie!
Boom! Bam!
Buddy! Over here! This is serious.
But I am going to give you exactly one hour to figure it out.
But the truth of the matter is,
But, whoever you are, Archie Bunker,
Can I make one suggestion to you, my friend? Just simplify.
Cinco de Mayo.
Come back here! Come back here with my tablet!
Come on!
Commence ignition sequence.
Da. This dress you're wearing,
Dad! Can you hear...
Do we have to wear one of these, too?
Don't look now, Mr. Daley, but you're flying an airplane!
Don't make me come in there!
Duly noted. Now, I'd like to wrap up the old meet and greet
Excuse me.
Extinct!
Fantastic, Larry, fantastic! Isn't he fantastic, America?
Fifth King of Egypt
Firepower!
For I shall be watching you.
Forward now, my mighty steed!
Gentlemen, could you buy us some time please?
George Foreman, ladies and gentlemen!
Gigantor. No!
Godspeed.
Great. Where are you?
He doesn't.
He's not such a ballywagger after all.
Hello, young lady.
Here you go. Thanks.
Hey
Hey, Amelia.
Hey, little space monkey.
Hey, no, you're not.
Hey.
I don't wanna miss a moment
I had to wrestle my way out of a root sack.
I hate to ask, but, as you see,
I know what you said, Mr. Daley,
I know what's coming, Mr. Daley.
I must be honest.
I should be so lucky.
I thought long and hard about what you said,
I was just a regular Joe with a flashlight and a dream.
I was wondering if you might be so kind as to tell me exactly where I am
I will not leave you!
I wish there was, man. I'm telling you, I tried everything.
I'll handle this. We're gonna be okay here.
I'm from Brooklyn.
I'm gonna go find out.
I'm gonna hit you with the flashlight.
I'm good, I'm good! Fly, you fool!
I'm the night guard.
It appears my work here is done.
It seems to me you have everything you wanted
It'll make you cry!
It's made out of spruce and canvas
It's the United States of Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You.
Jedediah! They need us!
Just a bit of wall.
KAHMUNRAH: No, no, no! Hello?
Lady? Who are you calling lady? The name is Amelia
LARRY: (ON PHONE) The northeast corridor of the Castle, just off the Commons.
LARRY: Oh, yeah, that little chestnut!
Leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today.
Look up most popular baby names in 1984. Brundon.
Look, guys, maybe it won't be so bad.
MAN 1: (ON PA) D.C., this is Mission Control.
MAN 1: (ON PA) This is Mission Control. Flight check complete.
MAN 2: (ON PA) Roger that. We are green for lift off.
Maybe none of this would have happened.
Nicky, please focus. Which museum are the Archives in?
Nine, eight, seven...
No hard feelings?
No, I loved it. I just...
No, I wasn't gonna touch it.
No, I'm fine.
No, we're not a... I mean, we're not a...
Now give me that tablet and tell me the combination.
Now, I have lost some men.
Of conquering this world.
Oh, please, stop beating your gums, Mr. Daley.
Okay, here you go.
Okay, it's just I got a little buddy stuck in an hourglass,
Okay, that's actually crazy.
Put your hand on it and touch it. 'Cause I stand there
Quick, get down.
Remain very still.
Remember the other night you were saying something
Repeat. We are decommissioning the committal of the launch
Say something. Say anything.
She was that woman who flew across the Pacific.
Since the moment we met.
So what do you do now?
So, I am in need of some new generals to join me in my little plan
Sort of like more small scale stuff, like...
Starting with the little shaggy headed little cowman here.
Stop! Just stop! Stop!
Sword!
Thanks for clearing the runway, ma'am.
That guy called again
That is a November Gorgon phase of non flying!
That's great. So you're adding some new interactive exhibits?
That's right, folks! I'm Larry Daley of Daley Devices,
The Battle of the Smithsonian.
The biggest museum in the world is coming alive
The dirigible?
The Duomo was purchased with just one locket.
The future. Behold, Natural History, version 2.0.
The museum will be closing in one hour.
The past is the past, okay?
The Unlosable Key Ring!
These are promising days, indeed.
They got everything there. There's actually some really cool stuff.
They're cupids, Mr. Daley. Gods of love.
Things sort of took off in a different direction, so...
This is new.
This is not the time to get into this, all right?
This? This is your big rescue?
Time to recruit some backup.
To decipher this thing, all right? Really.
Trust me, you don't know the meaning of the word.
Welcome to the biggest museum in the world.
Welcome to the new, extended reign of Kahmunrah,
Well, folks, the wait is over.
Well, not exactly the same, obviously.
Well, well, Mr. Daley, I quite like the way you're holding me.
What does it mean? You've lost me.
What now?
What the heck is this thing?
What, did they run out of U's on your nameplate maker?
What?
What's this? What's that? Why don't you ask New York Teddy?
Who's there?
Whoa!
Why do you look at me when you say short?
Why don't you just skedaddle?
With it, I shall unlock the Gate to the Underworld
WOMAN: (ON PA) Ladies and gentlemen,
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, no, I know.
Yeah, okay, 3.14...
Yeah, you became a success. So would I, if I was a night guard.
Yeah, you too, Teddy.
Yes, I have no plan.
Yes, you make a good point.
You can handle nothing! You can barely speak, you fool!
You do not know who you're dealing with.
You had one comfortable throne.
You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis
You know, I do sort of feel like a floating butterfly.
You left this place and created quite a life for yourself.
You like that one?
You were the guardian! You know all about this tablet.
You, the toddler! Don't hug the displays.
You! Little flying angel things! Quiet!
(SHUSHING) Hey. Sorry.
Call me! Thank you for that.
Go! No! No go!
Great. Yes
Hello? Dad, finally!
Here, take the stick! No! I'm not gonna... No!
Hey, that's mine. No, we do not have commit.
I had no idea. Indeed.
I'm Larry Daley. Tess.
I'm not finished yet. Oh.
Let go! No, you let go of me! Help! Jed?
No. No, no, no! MAN 2: (ON PA) Ten,
Okay. She's all yours.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Oui.
...hand it over.
'cause you've waited thousands of years
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(BEEPS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(BUGLE SOUNDING)
(CAVEMEN GRUNTING)
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(DIAL TONE DRONING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS) We attack!
(EXHALES)
(GIANT SQUID EXCLAIMING GLEEFULLY)
(GIVING COMMAND IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
(GRUNTS)
(HUMMING)
(KISSING NOISES)
(ROARING)
(SCOFFING) People, Mr
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SHRIEKING)
(SNIFFING)
(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(STAMMERING) Sorry. It slipped out.
(STAMMERING) That one? Whatever. I thought...
(TRUMPETING)
(WEAKLY) Fear me!
(WHISPERING) Seriously, Brandon..
(WOMAN LAUGHING)
♪ And give it meaning ♪
♪ And that's right here with me ♪
♪ Chasing stars ♪ ♪ to lose our shadow ♪
♪ Chasing stars ♪ ♪ to lose our shadow ♪
♪ Gonna fly with me now ♪
♪ Has come alive ♪
♪ If it's you and me forever ♪
♪ If it's you and me right now ♪
♪ If it's you and me right now ♪
♪ Maybe you were just a friend ♪
♪ More than a woman ♪
♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪ ♪ turned out fine ♪
♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪ ♪ turned out fine ♪
♪ So won't you fly with me? ♪
♪ So won't you fly, fly ♪

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