All right from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
And I got news for you, Clarence... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
And I want you to join me from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
And I will be rainin' down some threes! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
And I'll give you, baby, all that I get from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
And my mother spoke to me from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
And rules is rules. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
And they decided that Flint just isn't a big enough media market. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
And we just had an incredible, team unifying moment... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
And, clear. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Are we back, Chuck? We're back. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Are you actually havin' fun out here, Monix? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Are you in the mood from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Baby, wake up from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Baby, who wants to love me sexy? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Baby, who wants to love me sexy? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Because we only have one rule on this team from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Best four teams should go. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
But come on, guys... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
But it will take more than one fancy three to defeat these mighty Spurs from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
But Monix just knows the X's and O's, baby. That's all. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Clarence, what are you doin' here? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Clarence? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Clear! Yep, that feels good. That feels... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Coffee Black is playing for the Tropics from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Coffee Black! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Come on, get it together. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Come on, Jackie, wake up from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Come on, man! I'm a excellent athlete. Look, I broke this arm playin' for you. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Come on! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Commissioner says they're not gonna take a franchise that doesn't have fans. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Damn it! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Damn! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Dance to the music from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Dance to the music from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Did you give Bobby Dee a hand job? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Don't. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Down on the court tryin' to sink an impossible shot. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Ellis to Munson from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Even you, Vakidis. Goddamn dumb son of a bitch from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Everybody love everybody! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Everybody Love Everybody. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Fast? Man. Clarence should play for the Celtics, then. That boy can fly. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Flint Tropics in the NBA from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Flint, can you dig it? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Flint, Michigan Megabowl! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
From Peoria, Illinois... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Fuck that shit! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Get off me, God damn it! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
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Get your hands in the air. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Girl from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
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Go ahead, Jackie. Just let it go. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Good tip to the Spurs. Behind the back from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
He did! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
He done seen the game from every angle... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
He reads to him and paints him pretty pictures... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
He should be embarrassed. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
He tosses a three... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
He's ugly as shit. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Heaven wants us to win this game! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Here they come, the Flint Tropics Ball Girls cheerleading squad, from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Here we go from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Hey, congratulations to Dukes! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Hey, Lynn. Forgot my stupid wallet. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Hey, Monix... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Honestly, Dick, I could watch this all day. This is terr... Look at Father Pat! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
How do you intend to match up to the Squires' strong inside game? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
How many times do I gotta say spumoni? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Humpin' sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I always thought I was gonna sleep with a couple of you.. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I could hurt someone. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I don't think she can do it. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I forgave you for that a long time ago from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I got one. Hey, Lou, I know you slept with Mrs. Pepperfield! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I just got traded for a fuckin' washing machine. What am I talkin' about? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I like it. Good rotation. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I mean, look at what we're dealing with here. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I teach you guys things. Like expert choreography and stuff. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I traded away our washing machine to get him. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I tried, Jackie. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I wanna do a little thing wit' you I wanna do a little thing wit' you from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I want you to stand up to him, ya pussy. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I'll be payin' you the rest right after they finish my merger buyout from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I'll introduce you to Mrs. Pepperfield later on tonight. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I'm crazy about you. You know that. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I'm goin' to the NBA, I'm goin' to the NBA. Every day he say that. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I'm talkin' rainforest sweaty from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
If I could have everyone's attention, please from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
If you want it! If you... Only if you want it! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
If you're gonna move. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
In fact, we don't need... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
It can't be a foul without touchin' another player from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
It's a timeout on the floor, with 9 minutes and 16 seconds left in the first. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
It's gonna be fun. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
It's part of the small intestine. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Jackie lobs to Clarence. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Jackie Moon is Flint's favorite son.. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Jackie Moon. Jackie Moon. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Jackie, come on, you're jivin' us now by sayin' you don't be jivin' us. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Jackie, it is always an honor when you can drop by. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Jackie, move! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Jackie, where you at? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Let's fill the bathtub full a sweat from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Let's get real sweaty from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Let's try to keep the fights in the tunnel or out in the parking lot. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Listen, don't... Kyle? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Look at you, I love it. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Look, guys, you ain't gotta worry. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Look, I said I'll handle it, OK? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Look, Monix, I'm not an X's and O's guy, right? I'm not a tactician. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Look, the Spurs may be the number one team in the league... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Love me sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Love me sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Love me sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Love me sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Lynn, can I ask you a favor? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Lynn, no one can drain it like you. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Monix back to Jackie from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Monix finds Bee Bee. Back door to Jackie. He goes up strong.. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Monix was an All American at Michigan State... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
More, more, more from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Mr. Big Stuff from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Mr. Moon, since this game doesn't actually count... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
My God, there's a bear loose in the Coliseum! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
My mom wrote it on a napkin three weeks before she died, and I stole it. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Nice lay up. Nice lay up, Twiggy. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
No, actually we're down to our last night. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
No, no, no, no, no. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
No. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Now because you wear from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Now, Flint will be playing without Coffee Black, their top scorer.. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Now, Scootsie, rotate up top. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Of course he's disease free. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Of course, yeah. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
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Oh, yeah from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
OK from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
OK, let's run the offense! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
OK. Everyone off the floor. Let's go. Tropics, let's go. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
OK. Locker room? All right. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
One round. No spumoni! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Qu� ser�, ser� from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Rejected from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Remember those 30 rebounds against San Diego? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Right now I'm urinating on myself from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Right on from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Right, but still the game doesn't count from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Ronnie Doubleday. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Scootsie passes to Jackie from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Second half, comin' up next! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Seriously, free throws are probably the best facet of my game. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Shining star for you to see what your life can truly be from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Shit! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Shit. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
So am I. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
So he the expert. He should know from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
So? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Suck, suck, suck, suck me sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
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Test him out. I'm just gonna be right over here. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
That lovin' me sexy is the thing to do from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
That's it. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
That's right. It's free corn dog night from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
That's your head next time. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
The cannon doesn't actually fire. It's a relic from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
The luckiest man in Flint... Bee Bee Ellis! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
The son who's exactly the same age as me from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
The Tropics need one more to stay alive from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
There it is again from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
There's something creepy about that young man. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
They won't take it. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
They're not really a sponsor, it just sounded professional. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Three points! Monix responds! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Timeout! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Tropical! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Turn on the lights! Turn on the lights! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Vakidis passes to Doubleday from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So what's goin' on with the blow jobs again? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
We are literally going to puke. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
We are seeing a very different Tropics basketball team than we're used to... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
We suck. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Well, if it isn't the toast of Flint, Michigan. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Well, it's true about what they say about Bee Bee's wife. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Well, kinda... You're like a half son, half friend. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Well, let's just keep it that way, right? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Well, that's not true. I've heard a lot of women say... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Well, we've got an especially dirty hippie here... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
What does he mean by literally? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
What is this? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
What it look like? I'm wit' y'all from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
What the hell are you doin', Jackie? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
What were the Celtics like? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Why... No, Jackie. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
With baskets, though from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah, his brother is really retarded. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah, I don't feel good about this. I may not have brought enough Scotch from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah, make your body big and strong from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah, sorry, Monix. We don't even got corn dogs. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah, they need to find a way to the hole and fast from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah, we love ya. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah, yeah, yeah from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah? We've tried everything. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yeah. Just let me get a fresh Maxi Pad out of my purse. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
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Yeah. This is fine, he's not doing anything. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Yes, ladies and gentlemen... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
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You guys are the best from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
You hate yourself so much it's impossible to love you. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
You lose weight, Father Pat? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
You're a sexy town, Flint. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
You're not gonna stop it. Believe me, we don't stop it in practice. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Your dream will take you very far, yeah from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Your man in the middle... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
All right, right on. Clear. Yeah. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
At guard... Dance to the music from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Basketball rules. Fine. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
C'mon! Hey, Dewie. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Can I say a couple words? Please from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Coffee! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Come on, Jackie. Snap out of it. Hey from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Cornelius said cocksucker. Yes. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Danny, what are ya doin'? Nothin'. Eatin' nachos. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Dick. That's it. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Everybody OK? I think so. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Father Pat, timeout from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Fourth place! Fourth place! And peace you will find from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Hey there! Mornin', sunshine from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Hey, Coffee. What? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Hey, drinks on me. Big night. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Hey, hey, Monix! Get your hands off me! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Hey! Yeah, baby! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Hi Hello from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
How's your wife doin'? She's doing just super. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
I'm probably the best in the league. Yeah, that's what they say from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
It's me, Jackie Moon Love me sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Jackie's up! Rollercoaster! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
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Look, Jackie, I'm sorry. Stop the broadcast. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Man! Right on. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Nope. ...you jive turkey. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Right on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Right? All right. Yeah. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Rollercoaster All right, folks. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Rollercoaster ...Jackie! from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Sexy Sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Somebody's got to do something. I wouldn't go in there if I were you. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Two thou every home game? Damn. What? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
What? You know the game better than Jackie. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
what's your name? Dukes. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Whoo! Humpin' sexy from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
Why can't we be friends? ...two, one.. from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
You're gone, Jackie Moon! What? What? from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard
...formerly known as Clarence Withers... from Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard