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Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard

Semi-Pro (2008) Soundboard

Semi-Pro is a hilarious sports comedy film released in 2008. Directed by Kent Alterman, the movie tells the story of Jackie Moon, played by the incredibly talented Will Ferrell, who is not only the owner of the Flint Tropics, a semi-professional basketball team, but also their star player. The film takes place in the 1970s, a time of big hair, disco music, and wild basketball antics.

The cast of Semi-Pro features a talented ensemble of comedic actors, each adding their unique flavor to the film. Alongside Will Ferrell, we have Woody Harrelson, who plays Monix, a washed-up former NBA player recruited by Jackie to help turn the struggling Tropics into winners. André Benjamin, of the music group OutKast, shines as Clarence, a flashy player with serious moves on the court. Rounding out the main cast are Maura Tierney, Andrew Daly, and Will Arnett, who portray key members of the Tropics' organization.

One of the standout aspects of Semi-Pro is its soundtrack, which perfectly captures the funky and groovy atmosphere of the 1970s. Featuring hits from iconic artists like Earth, Wind & Fire, The Isley Brothers, and Curtis Mayfield, the film's music transports you right into the era of bell-bottoms and disco balls. Additionally, the movie showcases the fictional band "The Flint Tropics," with Jackie Moon as their lead singer. The Tropics' original song "Love Me Sexy" becomes an anthem for the team and is guaranteed to get stuck in your head for days.

Fortunately, fans of the movie can now play and download the songs from Semi-Pro, reliving the hilarious moments and infectious energy through sound. These nostalgic tunes are the perfect soundtrack for a road trip, a dance party, or just a fun trip down memory lane.

Semi-Pro balances its comedic elements with a heartfelt storyline, exploring themes of dreams, friendship, and the love of the game. Jackie Moon's outlandish antics and unconventional methods make for some unforgettable moments. From wrestling a bear during halftime shows to promoting the team through unexpected marketing stunts, he stops at nothing to save the Tropics from extinction.

Though they face numerous challenges and setbacks along the way, the Tropics slowly begin to find success, defying their lowly semi-pro status. The team's underdog journey is filled with laugh-out-loud moments, heartwarming triumphs, and a strong sense of camaraderie. Ultimately, Semi-Pro reminds us that even in the face of adversity, with determination and a whole lot of heart, anything is possible.

For fans of sports comedies, Semi-Pro is a must-watch. Will Ferrell's over-the-top performance, coupled with a talented supporting cast, creates a hilarious and entertaining experience. With its 1970s setting, infectious soundtrack, and memorable characters, the film offers a delightful escape into a bygone era of sports and comedy.

So, if you're in the mood for a good laugh and a healthy dose of nostalgia, be sure to check out Semi-Pro and feel free to play and download the amazing sounds that bring this comedic gem to life.

All right
And I got news for you, Clarence...
And I want you to join me
And I will be rainin' down some threes!
And I'll give you, baby, all that I get
And my mother spoke to me
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
And rules is rules.
And they decided that Flint just isn't a big enough media market.
And we just had an incredible, team unifying moment...
And, clear.
Are we back, Chuck? We're back.
Are you actually havin' fun out here, Monix?
Are you in the mood
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy?
Baby, wake up
Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy
Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy
Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy
Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy
Baby, who wants to love me sexy?
Baby, who wants to love me sexy?
Because we only have one rule on this team
Best four teams should go.
But come on, guys...
But it will take more than one fancy three to defeat these mighty Spurs
But Monix just knows the X's and O's, baby. That's all.
Clarence, what are you doin' here?
Clarence?
Clear! Yep, that feels good. That feels...
Coffee Black is playing for the Tropics
Coffee Black!
Come on, get it together.
Come on, Jackie, wake up
Come on, man! I'm a excellent athlete. Look, I broke this arm playin' for you.
Come on!
Commissioner says they're not gonna take a franchise that doesn't have fans.
Damn it!
Damn!
Dance to the music
Dance to the music
Did you give Bobby Dee a hand job?
Don't.
Down on the court tryin' to sink an impossible shot.
Ellis to Munson
Even you, Vakidis. Goddamn dumb son of a bitch
Everybody love everybody!
Everybody Love Everybody.
Fast? Man. Clarence should play for the Celtics, then. That boy can fly.
Flint Tropics in the NBA
Flint, can you dig it?
Flint, Michigan Megabowl!
From Peoria, Illinois...
Fuck that shit!
Get off me, God damn it!
Get the funk outta my face
Get your hands in the air.
Girl
Gitchi, gitchi, ya ya da da da
Go ahead, Jackie. Just let it go.
Good tip to the Spurs. Behind the back
He did!
He done seen the game from every angle...
He reads to him and paints him pretty pictures...
He should be embarrassed.
He tosses a three...
He's ugly as shit.
Heaven wants us to win this game!
Here they come, the Flint Tropics Ball Girls cheerleading squad,
Here we go
Hey, congratulations to Dukes!
Hey, Lynn. Forgot my stupid wallet.
Hey, Monix...
Honestly, Dick, I could watch this all day. This is terr... Look at Father Pat!
How do you intend to match up to the Squires' strong inside game?
How many times do I gotta say spumoni?
Humpin' sexy
I always thought I was gonna sleep with a couple of you..
I could hurt someone.
I don't think she can do it.
I forgave you for that a long time ago
I got one. Hey, Lou, I know you slept with Mrs. Pepperfield!
I just got traded for a fuckin' washing machine. What am I talkin' about?
I like it. Good rotation.
I mean, look at what we're dealing with here.
I teach you guys things. Like expert choreography and stuff.
I traded away our washing machine to get him.
I tried, Jackie.
I wanna do a little thing wit' you I wanna do a little thing wit' you
I want you to stand up to him, ya pussy.
I'll be payin' you the rest right after they finish my merger buyout
I'll introduce you to Mrs. Pepperfield later on tonight.
I'm crazy about you. You know that.
I'm goin' to the NBA, I'm goin' to the NBA. Every day he say that.
I'm talkin' rainforest sweaty
If I could have everyone's attention, please
If you want it! If you... Only if you want it!
If you're gonna move.
In fact, we don't need...
It can't be a foul without touchin' another player
It's a timeout on the floor, with 9 minutes and 16 seconds left in the first.
It's gonna be fun.
It's part of the small intestine.
Jackie lobs to Clarence.
Jackie Moon is Flint's favorite son..
Jackie Moon. Jackie Moon.
Jackie, come on, you're jivin' us now by sayin' you don't be jivin' us.
Jackie, it is always an honor when you can drop by.
Jackie, move!
Jackie, where you at?
Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine...
Let's fill the bathtub full a sweat
Let's get real sweaty
Let's try to keep the fights in the tunnel or out in the parking lot.
Listen, don't... Kyle?
Look at you, I love it.
Look, guys, you ain't gotta worry.
Look, I said I'll handle it, OK?
Look, Monix, I'm not an X's and O's guy, right? I'm not a tactician.
Look, the Spurs may be the number one team in the league...
Love me sexy
Love me sexy
Love me sexy
Love me sexy
Lynn, can I ask you a favor?
Lynn, no one can drain it like you.
Monix back to Jackie
Monix finds Bee Bee. Back door to Jackie. He goes up strong..
Monix was an All American at Michigan State...
More, more, more
Mr. Big Stuff
Mr. Moon, since this game doesn't actually count...
My God, there's a bear loose in the Coliseum!
My mom wrote it on a napkin three weeks before she died, and I stole it.
Nice lay up. Nice lay up, Twiggy.
No, actually we're down to our last night.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
Now because you wear
Now, Flint will be playing without Coffee Black, their top scorer..
Now, Scootsie, rotate up top.
Of course he's disease free.
Of course, yeah.
Oh, come on!
Oh, yeah
OK
OK, let's run the offense!
OK. Everyone off the floor. Let's go. Tropics, let's go.
OK. Locker room? All right.
One round. No spumoni!
Qu� ser�, ser�
Rejected
Remember those 30 rebounds against San Diego?
Right now I'm urinating on myself
Right on
Right, but still the game doesn't count
Ronnie Doubleday.
Scootsie passes to Jackie
Second half, comin' up next!
Seriously, free throws are probably the best facet of my game.
Shining star for you to see what your life can truly be
Shit!
Shit.
So am I.
So he the expert. He should know
So?
Suck, suck, suck, suck me sexy
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Test him out. I'm just gonna be right over here.
That lovin' me sexy is the thing to do
That's it.
That's right. It's free corn dog night
That's your head next time.
The cannon doesn't actually fire. It's a relic
The luckiest man in Flint... Bee Bee Ellis!
The son who's exactly the same age as me
The Tropics need one more to stay alive
There it is again
There's something creepy about that young man.
They won't take it.
They're not really a sponsor, it just sounded professional.
Three points! Monix responds!
Timeout!
To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon?
Tropical!
Turn on the lights! Turn on the lights!
Vakidis passes to Doubleday
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So what's goin' on with the blow jobs again?
We are literally going to puke.
We are seeing a very different Tropics basketball team than we're used to...
We suck.
Well, if it isn't the toast of Flint, Michigan.
Well, it's true about what they say about Bee Bee's wife.
Well, kinda... You're like a half son, half friend.
Well, let's just keep it that way, right?
Well, that's not true. I've heard a lot of women say...
Well, we've got an especially dirty hippie here...
What does he mean by literally?
What is this?
What it look like? I'm wit' y'all
What the hell are you doin', Jackie?
What were the Celtics like?
Why... No, Jackie.
With baskets, though
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, his brother is really retarded.
Yeah, I don't feel good about this. I may not have brought enough Scotch
Yeah, make your body big and strong
Yeah, sorry, Monix. We don't even got corn dogs.
Yeah, they need to find a way to the hole and fast
Yeah, we love ya.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah? We've tried everything.
Yeah. Just let me get a fresh Maxi Pad out of my purse.
Yeah. Let's do this
Yeah. This is fine, he's not doing anything.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen...
Yes, right on.
You got the softest hands in the world
You guys are the best
You hate yourself so much it's impossible to love you.
You lose weight, Father Pat?
You're a sexy town, Flint.
You're not gonna stop it. Believe me, we don't stop it in practice.
Your dream will take you very far, yeah
Your man in the middle...
All right, right on. Clear. Yeah.
At guard... Dance to the music
Basketball rules. Fine.
C'mon! Hey, Dewie.
Can I say a couple words? Please
Coffee!
Come on, Jackie. Snap out of it. Hey
Cornelius said cocksucker. Yes.
Danny, what are ya doin'? Nothin'. Eatin' nachos.
Dick. That's it.
Everybody OK? I think so.
Father Pat, timeout
Fourth place! Fourth place! And peace you will find
Hey there! Mornin', sunshine
Hey, Coffee. What?
Hey, drinks on me. Big night.
Hey, hey, Monix! Get your hands off me!
Hey! Yeah, baby!
Hi Hello
How's your wife doin'? She's doing just super.
I'm probably the best in the league. Yeah, that's what they say
It's me, Jackie Moon Love me sexy
Jackie's up! Rollercoaster!
Let me whisper in your ear Love me sexy
Look, Jackie, I'm sorry. Stop the broadcast.
Man! Right on.
Nope. ...you jive turkey.
Right on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right? All right. Yeah.
Rollercoaster All right, folks.
Rollercoaster ...Jackie!
Sexy Sexy
Somebody's got to do something. I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
Two thou every home game? Damn. What?
What? You know the game better than Jackie.
what's your name? Dukes.
Whoo! Humpin' sexy
Why can't we be friends? ...two, one..
You're gone, Jackie Moon! What? What?
...formerly known as Clarence Withers...

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