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Home > The Santa Clause (1994) Soundboard
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Actually, I...
Ah, listen to me.
All of your visitation rights are suspended...
All right. Mornin', fellas.
And "clatter" is a big noise.
And hear the ring of Christmas bells
And I am just about this close to taking all those presents back up the chimney with me.
And if I blow my top
And rummy tum tums
Bernard. Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?
Bobby, we don't say "stupid," and we don't say "elves." They're little people.
But in the best interest of the child,
But our families aren't here with us right now.
By either accident or design."
Charlie, I need a little help down here!
Charlie, it's just not logical.
Charlie, this is a toy.
Charlie! Hold on, Charlie!
Chief, look up there.
Comet, this means a lot to me. Thanks, buddy.
Elephant spokes and kiddie cars too
Everybody thinks... Well, it's not important what they think.
Gary, nice.
Gimme all your lovin' Don't let up until we're through
Give it your best shot
Go home, kids. Visiting hours are over.
Go, go, go, go! Team one, heads up!
Great. I'll just go preheat the oven.
He disappeared.
He knows when you're awake
How does five bucks sound to ya?
I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked.
I say, name. You say, Scott Calvin
I think if we're gonna destroy our son's illusions, I should be a part of it
I think it's a much better idea...
I want to keep this secret
I... I see it, but I don't believe it
It means, eh, "came a big noise."
It really is you
It's a nice rope. Just in case I fall off the roof?
It's coming from outside.
It's just a little thing. The elves.
It's the ladder.
It's the list
It's, um... Well, it's...
Jumping up and down on his bed wearing a red hat and galoshes.
Kick it!
Kids don't have to see this place to know that it's here.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
Merry Christmas.
Merry, merry, merry merry Christmas
My wienie whistle
No, I was just...
No, no, no, no, no! Hold it!
Not too hot, extra chocolate, shaken, not stirred
Now I've got the suit on
Now, pull me in, quick. We gotta get outta here.
Oh, Santa!
Okay, look.
Okay, you better watch out You better not cry
Once I figure out who ya are, I'll... I'll give you a lift back to the mall.
One seems to hear words of good cheer from everywhere filling the air
Over here, Steve! I'm open!
Pretty cool, huh?
Rollin' Keep those reindeer rollin'
Say a few words.
Scott Calvin, 38 years old.
Scott? Can I have a minute?
Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.
Sign here, please.
So I can't be selfish either.
So, uh, if we go straight on this road, and we hit I 94...
T This is ridiculous. I don't have time for this.
The clause. The Santa Clause.
The love that comes with Christmas day
Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world.
This could be a really long night.
Those flames were really big, Dad.
Uh, Hollywood Wives.
Uh, won't the bright red suit and beard give him away?
Wake up, sleepy!
We're a family
Well, he was.
What we gotta do is develop a, a basic, simple, inexpensive toy...
While magic dances in the light
Whoa! Right here. Turn over here
Yeah, and you should see him walk on water.
You guys have a great party, have a great year.
You're the least... the least selfish person I know.
And... out pops the cookie
Charlie, stay in your seat. I gotta show you this.
Charlie! Are you okay, Dad?
Charlie. Scott. Hi, Dad.
Dad! Hey.
Fairy dust? That's from Peter Pan, Dad.
Freeze! What the...
Hi, Mom. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
How could I have done this without you, Charlie? You couldn't.
Lies soft and still Hey, buddy!
Merry Christmas. See you next year
Of a white "When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,
On our way. Bye, Mom.
Packages? Yeah, there's quite a few of them.
S. C? Yeah, Santa Claus.
Scott Calvin. Follow me.
Scott. Neal.
Thanks. But this is a dream
Uh... Of course, it's up to your mom.
What does that mean? It means you put on the suit, you're the big guy.
When the snow Hey, hey!
Where are all the grown ups? This is so cool.