Jane the Virgin (2014) - Season 2 Edit

A '20s thing, there.

A "C."

A "narrow minded idiot."

A 1920s lounge singer with an amazing voice

A 24 hour clock on this offer.

A and be conscious of your body language.

A And I just realized that I...

A And I'm sorry to be adding to your schedule.

A and so expensive.

A and the pressure.

A baby.

A bag of ice and a pinch so your milk doesn't go bad.

A bathroom floor selfie to commemorate your birthday.

A beam of divine inspiration.

A beautiful boy named Mateo,

A betrayer. As slippery as they come!

A big feud, actually! I don't know why I'm downplaying it.

A big gay dinner to show Liliana

A bowl of marbles?

A break from family drama right now.

A budget?

A category I wouldn't know anything about,

A chest X ray to rule out pneumonia.

A closed door meeting.

A confession?

A cupcake?

A dagger as well, in your other hand.

A date, you'll recall,

A direct line to Nadine,

A direct quote from his lawyer:

A drug lord that ran Miami back in the '80s,

A drug lord that went by the name Mutter. Look it up.

A fact his mother would remind him

A few ballistic missiles can't keep us apart.

A few milestones of note, here.

A few pages on each and I'll help you pick?

A few places here.

A few too many drinks

A first draft.

A free wedding.

A fully sleep trained one,

A gift basket would make me abandon my principles?

A good daughter...

A good idea to keep a 60 year old Rolls Royce running

A good student...

A great story.

A helmet?

A helmet... why?

A Home Alone video tape and an anger management technique

A hot diaper, because I have a clogged duct.

A house has to speak to you.

A hundred things to run by you! No!

A lake?

A Lauren Conrad wedding calendar.

A lifelong bestie.

A little bit first.

A little bit, yes.

A little blue.

A little blue.

A little inadequate compared to you.

A little less adorable

A little more, a little more, great.

A little more, though.

A little off. I want to give Beverly the second pancake,

A little online stalking shows a recent divorce.

A little powder panty pocket.

A little skip in his step today.

A little too much time laying flat on his back.

A little wine for Mrs. de la Vega?

A little.

A little. Anyway,

A lot changes in a year.

A lot of it.

A lot of unknown numbers.

A lot.

A makeup meeting with the bankers.

A mole in the police department.

A month? A week?

A multimillion dollar property.

A need based scholarship for students

A new attorney, a better attorney.

A new book club selection,

A nonverbal patient.

A party to rival North West's.

A penny, a marble?

A pipe at the house got clogged,

A place in provincetown might not be feasible,

A plan? Are you serious? This is Rafael's future.

A pretty crazy exp...

A quick plunge in the cold pool and massages.

A restraining order?

A rich, hot baby daddy and a broken engagement,

A ridiculous dinner with a random...

A salsa dancer, slash government assassin?!

A sandwich and the extra turkey baster?

A second donut?

A secret supply of pressed powder.

A set for Jane's wedding, and it's next week?

A sex basket

A shot for Sweet Lady Jane!

A small, modest, ordinary house.

A song for his show,

A stripper named Jane and her twin sister,

A surprise for you.

A T.A. position opened up.

A telenovela version of Mad Men.

A telenovela, right? Well, imagine this.

A theme... we need a theme!

A time traveler cobbler

A torrid love affair with Charo.

A two part plan, in fact.

A very, very temporary job for now...

A violin...

A walk, and then I'm gonna make him

A wall of flowers,

A water?

A wedding day.

A week. A month.

A whole lot of baby talk before, you know?

A woman by the name Heidi Von Ocher.

A woman changing her mind,

A year.

A yodeler, actually.

A yodeler?

Aah, aah...

Aah!

Aah! Mommy, don't eat that!

Aah! Turn it off! It's smoking!

Aah...

About 40 rolls of toilet paper

About a magical lake.

About an affair.

About her best friend's 25th birthday party.

About his insane family...

About his insane family...

About his insane family...

About how I can pay you to write my essays.

About how I didn't know my children's nap times

About how I screwed things up and how I wish I could just take it back.

About how important it was to Michael.

About my family.

About my friend Nadine Hansen.

About my place with Mateo.

About politics.

About Rose?

About that phone number.

About the 23 years

About the Derek, um, situation.

About the ice cream in Havana.

About the invitation, Ma!

About the money for me.

About the Sin Rostro investigation to the press?

About the size of a peach.

About the time we got mani pedis,

About the work... that passes the test.

About their band practice?

About this lake with magic fish.

About this. Especially...

About wanting to see him.

About what a wonderful mother I am thinking you are, Petra.

About you and Charo?

About you needing a tax shelter and does not in any way

About your father's first wife, Mia.

About your former advisor, Jonathan Chavez...

About your restraining order,

About your sperm.

About, uh, 30 minutes away.

About... well, you know.

Absolutely.

Absolutely... I want you to bury this guy

Abuela, are you kidding me? She works in publishing?

Abuela, enough. What am I supposed to do?

Abuela, I'm leaving!

Abuela, if that's what you want, we are happy for you.

Abuela, mom's in a rush, remember?

Abuela, stop. He deserves a birthday party.

Abuela, that's...

Abuela, there are, like, 100 different

Abuela, what Mom is trying to say

Abuela, you're gonna have to,

Abuela!

Abuela!

Abuela?

Abuela.

Abuela.

Abuela. He doesn't need to learn

Abuela...

Abuelo.

Accidental insemination,

Accidentally inseminated her and all.

According to his chart, he hasn't had his hearing test.

Ach, muj Buh,

Achieve everything on his bucket list.

Acting like an innocent child.

Action!

Action!

Actually can't think of any deal breakers, here,

Actually did start to flash before him.

Actually leaking!

Actually wanted to talk about what you're comfortable with.

Actually wanted to talk to you about something.

Actually within your price range.

Actually,

Actually, cheese has been giving the baby gas,

Actually, completely untrue.

Actually, finish the ceremony.

Actually, I cancelled.

Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that.

Actually, I was wondering

Actually, it's not corked, it's complex.

Actually, just give me half of one and then don't

Actually, knowing that he and Dina are both out

Actually, let's go back

Actually, my IQ is 139, so it's just below.

Actually, no, I'm not!

Actually, sorry, I can't hear this for the 99th time.

Actually, that's not true.

Actually, that's not true.

Actually, this is all

Actually, this is making me feel a little pervy.

Actually, wait, no, don't get me an oxy.

Actually, what the hell? Let's Scandal our way through this.

Actually, yes, there is one thing.

Actually, you would be doing me a huge favor by...

Actually... the wedding is mine.

Add it to your special skills.

Adios.

Admit it!

Admit it!

Admit it.

Admit what you did,

Admit what you did.

Adorable and darling.

After a night of drinking he acted on an insider tip.

After a run, apparently.

After a special dinner.

After all that talk in the line at the bookstore about being tough?

After all those miscarriages

After being engaged and then broken up,

After being hung up on three times

After breakups and make ups, Jane the Virgin

After coming from nothing.

After everything Jane's done,

After he visits his crazy ex mother in law in prison.

After her deposition and deliver her to church

After Ivan was killed?

After Ivan was killed.

After Michael and I sign the lease.

After my wedding, you two can kill each other,

After she was exposed.

After the great lovey debacle of last month,

After the news reports, I realized that Petra

After the water continued to fill up the attic,

After the whole closet thing.

After what just happened with Rafael.

After you and I part, I'm taking it to get set.

After you made a real big deal

After your sister knocked her up,

Afterwards, Petra realized she'd misspoken. See,

Afterwards, we will consider sending him away.

Again, I am... so sorry.

Again, I'm so sorry.

Again, that's not what the button is for.

Again, that's what she said the last 12 times.

Again, this isn't happening again.

Again, tough love.

Again, you don't need a lawyer.

Again.

Again...

Against a flat background lit by unflattering light.

Age her up...

Agh! Drink!

Agreed to read my work.

Agreed.

Agreed. A small birthday blowout!

Agreed. Keep the cereceny small.

Agreeing to let us move to that house in West Miramar.

Ah yes, here we are. At a three starred

Ah yes, the sacred

Ah, but that's for another day.

Ah, Dios mi...

Ah, do you have anything

Ah, finally.

Ah, good. Ivan.

Ah, he's got meetings and I... I'm teaching.

Ah, I bet he goes all out.

Ah, I see.

Ah, poor Petra.

Ah, that sucks.

Ah, the heart of it.

Ah, this must be vat Magda vas talking about.

Ah, true love.

Ah, we have to make decisions.

Ah, who am I kidding?

Ah, Xiomara,

Ah, yes,

Ah, yes, Family Matters.

Ah, yes, Pablo Alonso Segura.

Ah, yes, Petra.

Ah, yes, Petra.

Ah, yes, thanks to modern medicine

Ah, yes, that old Chestnut.

Ah, yes, the famous baby book.

Ah, yes, the set visit with Professor Chavez...

Ah, yes, when we last left Petra,

Ah, yes, you'll recall this happened last year.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes. A lot of questions. Very thorough.

Ah, yes. Here's Magda,

Ah, yes. Luisa.

Ah, yes. Petra.

Ah, yes. Prematurely gray.

Ah, yes. You'll recall Rafael's family drama

Ah, yes... dinner.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Enjoying the most awkward brunch ever?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Date night.

Ah. His other child's doctor appointment.

Ah. Jon...

Ah. Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... ?I got this.

Ah... yes!

Aha. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Aka Luisa's great love.

Aka Luisa's great love.

Alas...

Alba got to ask her question already.

Alba swore he was cursed.

Alba's publishing friend?

All a lie.

All about that.

All because of Jane.

All day, every day.

All he needs is a pat to go to sleep.

All I need to do is find a new venue that's super cheap

All in a day's work

All in the first year in this country.

All looks so excessive

All my memories of him...

All of the faces Sin Rostro changed...

All right,

All right, all right, lots to catch up on.

All right, bring on the shots!

All right, bye bye.

All right, everyone is here.

All right, here we go, yo!

All right, I'm signing up for karaoke.

All right, let's do this.

All right, let's give you your sleeping pill.

All right, let's go, guys.

All right, let's go!

All right, let's go! As you know, Jane and Michael

All right, let's recap this bad boy.

All right, now, to the first order of business...

All right, okay.

All right, so I'll put him down at 4:30.

All right, that's for the blooper reel, Lee.

All right, what am I looking at?

All right, where were we?

All right, you're bursting

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Go with Abuela.

All right. Let's do this.

All right. See you two later.

All righty, diving in...

All righty, here we go.

All that matters is that I'm marrying the man that I love

All that work you did this morning,

All the personal effects

All the things you admitted to become an OT III.

All three of them.

All voluntary muscles in her body are paralyzed,

All you need to know...

All's fair in the battle for Sexiest Telenovela Star.

Allow me, please, Alba.

Allowed Jane to correctly interpret this as,

Allowest me to remove my armor.

Allowing her to debut it in a video!

Almost makes up for the whole "Dada" thing.

Almost there.

Almost. There were these grenades

Alone.

Along with Susanna,

Already, like a good, modern husband.

Also a surprise?

Also at an impasse? Petra.

Also crazy: Petra's mother killed someone.

Also facing a mountain?

Also feeling rather sorry? Our Jane.

Also focused on her target...

Also full of regrets?

Also full of regrets? Petra.

Also going through tough times... Jane's father,

Also grateful?

Also heartbroken? Rogelio.

Also helps with anxiety.

Also known as international criminal Sin Rostro.

Also known as Jane's office at school.

Also known as Rafael's stepmother Rose.

Also making his case,

Also nervous...

Also not good... remember that geological report?

Also reconsidering a contract...

Also sad...

Also searching for Rose, Detective Michael,

Also suspicious...

Also taking a shot...

Also trying to overcome his emotions... Luciana.

Also under the gun, Petra.

Also, maybe try to smile.

Although I might finally be rich enough not to care.

Always health and hair.

Always on everyone's side.

Always on her cell phone, this is not gonna work out.

Am I going too fast? Just let me know if you need me to slow down.

Amen!

Amen.

America's least romantic holiday.

An adorable one bedroom condo

An adorable one bedroom condo

An amp.

An atmosphere of positivity around myself.

An example would be, you know,

An independent trustee is fine.

An informant's came forward.

An old family tradition.

An overnight!

An unexpected hurdle with the Fairwick acquisition.

And 'tis the season

And a $500,000 bonus.

And a baby daddy.

And a dirty ash chimney.

And a funny thing happened as she read from her novel:

And a good friend.

And a hardcover, how decadent!

And a lot doesn't.

And a smoothie, and we split an Orange Zinger,

And a typical rookie mistake, John!

And a willing turkey baster...

And a year is not that long.

And action!

And after her death...

And after mani pedis,

And again, we are so, so incredibly sorry.

And Alba begat Xiomara.

And Alba said...

And all my life, thinking I have no family.

And all she does is talk about baby poop.

And all the different ways it grabs you.

And all the heroin I used to do.

And all was well until Jane's bachelorette party,

And also he likes to grab everything.

And alumni contributions over academic rigor!

And Amelia saw him.

And and at least consider it.

And and grab that burp cloth.

And and how to get him to sleep longer.

And and that's just not the way I grew up.

And and we can't afford that kind of house in Miami.

And and what I want it to look like going forward, you know?

And another one.

And apparently, being on the ship

And as for our Jane,

And as for why you're really calling, Mateo

And as much as Jane hated to admit it,

And as soon as he is gone, they'll ditch the grenades.

And as soon as you come back from vacation,

And as we dive into our section on Don Quixote,

And as you can see,

And ask her legal advice.

And asked if they wanted to rerun the ad.

And at a million bucks a pop,

And at first, Rafael didn't trust him.

And at first, the house was charmless and empty.

And at that moment,

And at that moment,

And available in a month and a half.

And away all the time.

And be bridesmaids.

And because

And because you have money and rules don't apply to you,

And best of all, I get to do it at home with Mateo.

And blackmail,

And blind people, right.

And briefly, all was right.

And bring them up according to the law of Christ

And Britney was checking in?

And by here, I don't mean

And candles everywhere and...

And champagne fountains

And change that freaking lightbulb!

And check this out.

And clearly I was right because look at where we are.

And consecrate this couple in their love for each other.

And cut! Good.

And dear viewer, that's when it hit her!

And declare your consent before God and his Church.

And deletes the voice mail,

And deliver your line

And Detective Michael is on the case.

And Detective Michael was on the hunt for her,

And did you meet the Diaz Goldbergs next door?

And Dina's great.

And do it, they did!

And do you ever have thoughts of running away?

And do you want to stay

And does postpartum depression run in your family?

And does postpartum depression run in your family?

And don't get me wrong,

And during a transfer

And eat.

And eats before the mature milk comes in.

And emotional and exhausted, clearly.

And even Abuela is stumped,

And even though Xo agreed,

And even worse, he's in a fight with his family.

And ever since then, we think

And everybody was super grateful.

And everything that's been going on.

And exfoliating, and...

And explain to them why we moved the wedding,

And falls for her mysterious commanding officer"?

And family shows up.

And finally...

And for "M," Mr. Monkey.

And for our own record keeping, Jane was grappling

And for the first time since giving birth,

And for them, at least, it wasn't.

And frankly, I think I've made more improvements than you.

And friends,

And friends, knowing Luisa

And friends, that's when Jane's

And from her baby...

And from one fractured family...

And from one mess to another.

And from one secret mission to...

And from there

And from there, he slipped it into her drink.

And FYI,

And get some writing done.

And get this novel done by deadline,

And give a Paloma worthy performance.

And God blessed them and said to them,

And God said let there be light...

And googled.

And got the buyer's e mail address.

And got them to agree to a one day extension.

And guess what? She chose Michael.

And has lots of Cheerios

And have sex with him forever and ever!

And he built them a model of the house on the soundstage,

And he can meet the day after tomorrow at 4:00.

And he chose...

And he could still wind up in jail. Look, I have a plan.

And he did say he'd try to get on board with Michael.

And he got proof that his brother was telling the truth.

And he had a lead... her name used to be Denise.

And he has come to collect.

And he has left me.

And he hasn't called me back all day.

And he just lost so much weight in the first day.

And he reconnected with her mother Xiomara.

And he saw her.

And he saw she was happy.

And he screamed for the full hour it took me to go home,

And he should be close to his father.

And he stored the pill in there.

And he will now demonstrate how to disarm someone.

And he's a lot of other things, but he's not a liar.

And he's been lying to me for six months.

And he's doing great.

And he's leaving Glamma for a man,

And he's leaving Liliana for a man,

And he's leaving my mother.

And he's meeting all his milestones.

And he's not afraid to use his voice to demand change.

And he's proud of you.

And he's showing up at her funeral and staring at me.

And headed back to good old Miami.

And her baby daddy Rafael, well, he said he'd try

And her brothers and sisters.

And her ex fiancé, Detective Michael Cordero.

And her eye.

And her freakin' advisor.

And her grandmother's superstitions.

And her long lost twin Anezka was encouraging her.

And her mother said to her...

And here for the right reasons,

And here I'd thought he'd changed.

And here is a changing station.

And here is what I know.

And here is what she actually did.

And here is where we left off.

And here.

And here's the guy who took her out of context.

And here's the guy who took her out of context.

And here's what she actually said.

And here's what she said.

And here's why.

And here's your lovey.

And his mom.

And his stepmother Rose is one too.

And honestly,

And honestly, I don't want to rush you.

And honor you for all the days of my life,

And hopefully I'll still be around.

And how long will you be staying for?

And how much we respect women,

And how she thought Rafael probably turned Michael in.

And humane hours under the beef jerky?

And I also

And I always forgive her.

And I always will.

And I am going to steal his phone

And I am gonna throw you a killer 25th birthday party.

And I am just thinking

And I am looking forward to becoming a citizen.

And I am not getting sued.

And I am not!

And I am pulling the offer.

And I am very, very angry...

And I am.

And I and I I completely blanked.

And I apologize for that. He can be...

And I believe her, so lay off.

And I believed him and not you, and I'm really sorry.

And I can display my calves,

And I can promise you

And I can report you to the dean for...

And I can't even bring him up to my mother without her

And I can't let that happen.

And I can't rest knowing she's out there.

And I can't see beyond that.

And I cannot face that woman

And I could really use an extension

And I couldn't be there.

And I didn't have tunnels under my hotel

And I didn't want to let you down or lose you, so I panicked.

And I didn't want you to think that I was picking sides, so...

And I didn't.

And I do hope Rafael comes

And I don't blame her.

And I don't care anymore.

And I don't even know if he's open to it.

And I don't know how, but trust me,

And I don't know what I do want to write about.

And I don't know who the hell that is.

And I don't know why it took me so long to realize

And I don't think that I would've

And I don't want him compromising because of me.

And I don't want it to be.

And I don't want to mistake correlation for causation,

And I don't want to.

And I don't want you to panic.

And I feel angry

And I feel guilty.

And I feel terrible.

And I feel...

And I felt for her.

And I figured out why during my massage.

And I find two certificate of birth.

And I forgot his lovey.

And I forgot my best friend's birthday,

And I found your notes incredibly clear and so helpful.

And I generously went home to change,

And I get how you might think poorly of me

And I got to say I really hope that's not true, don't you?

And I gotta go beg Barbara...

And I guess she went down that road.

And I had fun, too.

And I had...

And I hate all of you!

And I have a niece who wants to act.

And I have five anecdotes to casually slip into any conversation

And I have money to come here.

And I have never missed a deadline

And I have nothing to say to you.

And I have the perfect place to have it.

And I have this Earth Science thing coming up...

And I have to feed him in 92 minutes.

And I have to move on.

And I have to prove to her that I am more than just

And I haven't gotten mine yet,

And I haven't heard from you, so... I have to cancel.

And I hear that Jane kissed Michael,

And I hope that our friendship

And I hope that's not a deal breaker.

And I hope you love the gift basket.

And I I get to have his job?

And I just didn't want you to feel like you weren't important.

And I just don't think you're having great moments.

And I just had a baby and I'm not ready.

And I just have to say I know what you're going through.

And I just really want it to go well.

And I just want the time that

And I just want to apologize for being late.

And I just want to reiterate that our intention

And I just wanted to make sure you were feeling better.

And I just would like to see you start feeling great, too.

And I just, I couldn't shake the feeling

And I just...

And I knew that being photographed with Britney

And I knew that if I came forward...

And I knew that.

And I know how hard it has been.

And I know how hard it has been.

And I know I said that nothing would change, but it did.

And I know I shouldn't.

And I know it doesn't make sense,

And I know it seems like that,

And I know it's not

And I know that he has changed a lot in the last three weeks.

And I know that's not what you want to hear,

And I know they're my daughters,

And I know we are trying to get back

And I know you don't like to be handled.

And I know you don't want that. No mother wants that.

And I know you love it, so I wanted to try it,

And I look forward to you two getting to know each other better.

And I looked it up online,

And I love Jane. Way too much

And I love you.

And I love you.