Fuller House - Season 1 Edit

A onesie fit for a king.

A puppy will poop and pee all over the house,

About your boy cave,

According to every online personality quiz I've ever taken,

Action Jackson! Hello! Oh. Here, boys.

Actually, I'll be right over there. I love those.

Actually, it's worth it not to have to eat that lasagna.

Actually, those are Channing Tatum's butt cheeks.

Adios, Papa.

Adios.

After D.J. told me to.

After Dad leaves, this D.J. Tanner is booked solid, too.

After you've done your time, we'll go visit your old friends

Ah, like here. Heartworm medication.

Ah, nice! Now we're talking!

Ah, there's my favorite little brother.

Ah! And look at this, my party timing's back!

Ah! Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry!

All right, Jesse has left the building.

All right.

All right. Here we go.

All seamen lost.

All to move in with the whitest family in America?

All while Team D.J. was being fabulous and flawless.

Alright, blow that horn, cat.

Alright, come on in

Alright, fine. I made it up.

Alright, girls, we've decided to have mercy.

Alright, Jesse. Let's keep this party going!

Alright, now go pick out your puppy and give your mommy a kiss.

Alright, that'll be $18.50.

Alright, well, I'd better go because these Otter Pops are starting to melt.

Alright, you guys go to the party. I've got this.

Alright.

Alright. Love you.

And a bear claw, a non fat, no whip skinny latte?

And a guy with a woodchuck puppet.

And a love letter from a guy in San Quentin.

And all of it's my fault

And as far as your room goes, I get it

And as you know, I happen to own several pairs of enormous clown shoes.

And by the way, this finger... it's 90% of parenting.

And coconut shrimp and mixed nuts and free ice.

And don't forget Tommy gets his bottle at six.

And feel what it was like to have a family of your own...

And flawless.

And for the first time, we're going to be all on our own.

And have you seen the city view?

And housekeeper, just stay out of the liquor cabinet

And hug it out.

And I am a Kimmy Gibbler aholic.

And I can commute to Vegas in my Bonanza and move right back into the basement.

And I don't like to brag, but I'm kicking Carrot Top's butt.

And I just don't know how they're going to react.

And I just keep feeding it to the dog

And I just shot a duck.

And I really got to know your kids,

And I wasn't really thinking about starting a family then anyway.

And I would love to, but I can't. It's Mommy and Me Face Painting Day.

And I'll be taking those right back.

And I'm not going to take that job.

And I'm out of school for the next three days!

And if Danny's not doing the show, then neither am I, so I can help, too.

And if for any reason the winner cannot perform his doggie duties,

And in some odd, sick, twisted way, I may actually Gibbler miss you.

And leaving her home and changing schools.

And lucky for you, I drop a lot of food at the dinner table.

And now I bestow it upon you.

And now I'm looking up.

And now you're here for me.

And now, it's time to force Jesse to sing the song that we love and he hates.

And right before his toilet funeral.

And right now, let's make it a hit in our living room.

And she used duck eggs for more nutrition and a deeper flavor profile.

And she used duck eggs for more nutrition and a deeper flavor profile.

And she'll be happier with a parent who sets rules and limits and boundaries.

And so is Mr. Woodchuck.

And that's my yearbook photo... with big photo shopped knockers.

And the only way to get out was by climbing up on the curtains, remember?

And the stains are impossible to get out...

And the tree is made of...

And the two of you are moving across the hall into the...

And then he gave my bedroom to Uncle Jesse.

And then he gives me that look

And then I forgot my whole speech.

And then I have to go open the pet clinic.

And then when she did leave, she rode away on the pony ride pony.

And third...

And this is Tommy, the baby that I carried in my stomach for... what is it?

And vaulting up to the flusher.

And we appreciate everything that you do. We love you.

And we really appreciate it, don't we, boys?

And we're not allowed to watch Game of Thrones.

And when I say "toilet," I mean the toilet.

And while you wait for your favorite pancakes,

And you already have 32 pokes, 24 winks

And you and D.J. were go go dancing on top of amplifiers,

And you are the lonely neurosurgeon, huh?

And you can start making your own bed, too.

And you could have your own bedroom downstairs?

And you in some horrible pizza restaurant infested with guitar playing rodents?

And you need me.

And, big surprise, there's nothing up there.

And, Dad, I ran out of jobs, so do whatever you want!

Anticlimactic.

Anything for you, Mighty Max.

Anyway, D.J. was furious so she moved down to the garage. Of course, she got caught.

Are you alright?

Are you kidding? I could have sworn there was a duck hiding in this room.

Are you nuts?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? You know how much this house is worth now?

As I predicted,

As if today weren't crazy enough, my boss just called.

At age ten, her credit score was really low.

Au pair, have them brush their teeth before bed

Aunt Becky, you can give him back now.

Aunt Stephy!

Aw, he is still pretty adorable.

Aw, honey. I've loved having you here.

Aw, look at that face!

Aw, look at this. Happy baby.

Aw, this breaks my heart.

Aw, wow. Thank you. That is so sweet.

Aw, you're lucky you're so cute!

Aw!

Aw... Look at those chubby cheeks!

Awesome!

Awesome! Give me a hug, roomie!

Because D.J. realized how lucky she was to live with me.

Because I don't know how to tell her how disgusting it is.

Because I don't know how to tell her how disgusting it is.

Because I'm the new music composer on my favorite soap opera, General Hospital.

Because it was never in style.

Because Ramona is getting rewarded for ditching school!

Because there's already a DJ Stephanie.

Because your bad parenting is undermining my good parenting.

Beck, you know that ship has sailed.

Becky, could you please pass the wa'er.

Before I introduce you two, I noticed on your profile, you said you weighed 200.

Before we eat, I have something very important to say, okay?

Birthing can be messy.

Blow his head up.

Blow my head up

Boy, I wish I had your amazing parenting skills.

But as I recall, you're the one that got married first.

But as much as I'm helping D.J.,

But as you're fleeing for your lives,

But basically I'm just climbing out the window?

But D.J., you didn't care.

But don't use their toothbrush. We're not animals.

But extremely effective.

But first, Jesse has to pee.

But he's Comet Junior Junior Junior.

But here we are now, right? Both single.

But his cholesterol's a little high.

But I can't punish her now.

But I never dropped acid.

But I think Jackson and Max are going to love living together.

But I want you to know that when you're ready, I'll be right here.

But I've got to admit it is a little weird.

But if I'm in the truck, you can use the carpool lane.

But if you're so desperate to have your room back,

But in this room, you are in charge of Tommy.

But it all turned out fine

But it sounds like everything went perfectly fine today.

But it's perfect for you.

But lucky for you,

But maybe a little less.

But Mom made her famous blueberry pancakes.

But Mom said living together would bring us closer.

But no one has the skills of this enchantress.

But she likes me so much more when I do.

But she will be happy

But she's busy in New York running her fashion empire.

But then I moved in here

But these kids, they've really snuck into my heart.

But this is my super magic scarf.

But this place is like Alcatraz.

But until we hit it big, we're moving back in with you guys!

But we got really close sharing that room.

But we'll be fine.

But what if she gets mad at me?

But when I lived there it was wall to wall with girly pink bunnies.

But you have a house full of people who love you.

But you lost.

But you need me right now.

But you should know that my kids are your kids.

But you'd better keep it safe till I need it. Thanks, Aunt Stephanie.

By the way, this is a great time

Bye bye.

Bye!

Can anyone explain what this kid's talking about?

Can I keep one? Mom said I could get a dog.

Can somebody get the door? I'm trying to feed Tommy!

Can you believe it, Mom? I actually made some friends.

Can you watch Tommy today?

Can't a mom make her beautiful firstborn son a pre breakfast milkshake?

Careful, careful. Careful.

Carpool... me, laundry... me, groceries... me, Mommy and me... me.

Chicken.

Chicks.

Come here, sister wife.

Come on, bring it in.

Come on, Dad. You don't wanna miss your plane.

Come on, everybody give it up for Max!

Come on, everybody give it up for Max!

Come on, everybody. You're going to miss your plane. Taxi's here.

Come on, Jackson.

Come on, Mom. How bad can it be?

Come on, Mom. Let's go home

Come on, Mom. You promised. Jackson, you were there.

Come on!

Come on. Bring it in.

Come with me to Coachella.

Comet Junior Junior's having babies? This is better than Shark Week!

Comet's out of the woods. And the first puppy's a boy.

Congratulations, D.J.

Consider this... in my room, I'm in charge of you,

Cosmo T.D. Fuller.

D.J. really needs us and you love her. She's your godmother.

D.J., can you deliver the puppies outside? I'm showing the house on Wednesday.

D.J., Comet Junior Junior needs your help.

D.J., the plumber's here.

D.J.'s helping me

Dad, be nice. Kimmy's helping me throw your going away party.

Dad, remember, you're taking the boys to school.

Dad, we never could have gotten through the past year without your help.

Dad, you're hilarious.

Damn, we all still look good!

Darling, the name is irrelevant.

Darn, booger, and Donald Trump.

Deal.

Dear God, you're living with gypsies.

Deej, I am so sorry.

Deej, I know you're not ready to start something new,

Deej, Ramona is not going be happy about changing schools and leaving her friends,

Deej, what's going on? I'm kinda busy. Is everything okay?

Deej, you've been there for me my whole life.

Diaper changing is simple. Just remove, refresh and replace.

Did he now?

Did I miss anyone?

Did you ever get that mole checked out?

Didn't I say no video games?

DJ Tanner, yeah, you rock!

DJ Tanner!

DJ Unbreakable... broke?

Do I have to go to this new school?

Do you get the lesson here?

Do you like these carrots or not?

Do you really want me to change schools and be the outcast loner kid,

Don't be so hard on yourself. Remember my first day?

Don't blame D.J. It was my decision to punish you.

Don't come in here. I'm wrapping a present for you.

Don't feel bad. I know you do your best.

Don't fight it. It's your destiny to spend your life with me.

Don't worry about it. You're not gonna quack under the pressure.

Don't worry, Deej. I'll get it.

Don't worry, Tommy. Joey's here.

Don't you ever want to have some kids and settle down?

Dr. Fuller, I'm sorry, but I have to go take my dog to the vet.

Drinking milk

Drop it, Jackson.

Easy, Mrs. Tanner.

Eating sundaes and pizza all night.

Eh..

Eighty grand, so they can do this.

Emoji guy loved your barnyard samples. Apparently, he grew up on a farm!

Enjoy a pre breakfast milkshake.

Enjoy your breakfast bottle, the most important bottle of the day.

Especially me.

Even a nationally syndicated one.

Ever since I solved your whole bedroom fiasco.

Everybody knows you can't transfer magic over WiFi.

Everybody, help out here.

Everybody, sing!

Everyone is going to be gone.

Everyone, this is my daughter Ramona.

Except for skunks!

Except you forgot where everyone lines up during a fire drill.

Excuse me. I found some blue and white paint.

Extra strong Febreeze,

Fabulous.

Fernando, give up.

Fernando, this is a going away party. So please, go away.

First I go to Ibiza and then Singapore and then Cleveland.

First tip of diaper changing, never breathe through your nose.

First, you'll need a baby.

For Gibbler Style party planning.

For now.

For reasons I'll never understand.

For you and for you.

For you, that might be when I said, "Go back to your earliest memory."

Frothy cocktail?

Get it? 'Cause he's bacon.

Get started? I guess so.

Gibbler Style, party planning perfection.

Girls, what's going on in here?

Go back to your earliest memory.

Go knock 'em dead, Max.

Gone horribly wrong.

Good morning, class.

Good morning, sister wife.

Good morning!

Good morning!

Good news, Kimmy's coming to get you

Good room.

Good. At least you have a plan.

Good. I love you guys.

Good. I'll just feed it to Joey.

Goodbye, Fernando

Google said tomato soup would get the smell out. Are you mad?

Gosh, I'm just really sad that I missed your first recital.

Gosh. And now here we are again.

Gotta love it!

Great escape plan, Jackson.

Great news. Grandpa's letting us stay here and Aunt Stephanie is moving in!

Great, another cake!

Great. Let's get upstairs.

Guys, please, sit down. We're having a little talk.

Hank lives on the water in Sausalito, in a cute little...

Have a seat right at the head of the table

Have fun getting that phone back.

He fractured his arm.

He makes me look at the ceiling, but there's nothing there.

He wants a date in three to five years.

He'd want me to be strong

He's a Navy SEAL and he writes those romance books you buy at the supermarket.

He's also an investment banker slash UFC Heavyweight Champion.

He's flying us all to Lake Como. It's Clooney's birthday. Let's get on that jet!

He's not just a plumber.

He's right here.

He's the guy that invented the emoji that looks like this...

He's trying to make me look again. I am not looking up.

He's using you.

Hello, puppies. I'm Max.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello? Steph...

Hello? What?

Hello.

Here comes the tricky part. Watch out for the fire hose!

Here comes this girl I kinda like. You should say hi to her.

Here I am.

Here they are, still in college after six years, Nicky and Alex Katsopolis!

Here, have a crab leg. There.

Here, Tommy.

Here.

Here's a list of chores you'll be doing while you're suspended.

Here's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Hey, Babe, I just want to tell you...

Hey, Deej,

Hey, Deej, are you okay?

Hey, Deej.

Hey, guys. I gotta grab Tommy and run.

Hey, hey, my eyes are up here. Yes.

Hey, Jackson, get in here!

Hey, Jess

Hey, kids, come in here!

Hey, let's not quibble over whose runaway was better, okay?

Hey, Lola.

Hey, Max, here's a crazy question.

Hey, now.

Hey, Steph, you alright?

Hey, Tanners, Fullers, Gibblers, Gladstone, Rippers, Katsopoli. Hi

Hey, that cake was for the boys.

Hey, Tommy.

Hey, Tommy. Let's show your gramps the gift your Uncle J got you...

Hey, Tommy's not feeling well.

Hey, we had some plumbing problems today. Know anything about that?

Hey, whatever it is, you can tell me.

Hey, you guys really dressed up. T shirts with no holes.

Hey!

Hey! Did you know there's a limo outside with champagne?

Hey! What are you doing back so soon?

Hey. Aren't you driving down to LA with your stuff?

Hey... I had a good time tonight.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Ramona!

Hi, Ramona. What's up?

Hi, Tommy.

Hi!

Hi! Tommy, what's up, kid? How's it hanging?

Hi! Tommy, what's up, kid? How's it hanging?

Hi. I brought you your coffee, muffin and bear claw.

Hi. You must be Dr. Fuller?

Hit the lights on your way out!

Hm? Oh.

Hola, Mr. T.

Hola, shalom, howdy do and welcome to Ramona's World,

Hola, shalom, howdy do and welcome to Ramona's World,

Hola, Tanneritos!

Hold on! Hold on!

Hold on. You passed up Italy?

Holy chalupas!

Holy chalupas! They're adorable!

Home, sweet home.

Houseboat.

How about if I take you to your old school and you can say hi to your old friends?

How are you holding up?

How could you make a joke?

How dare you!

How did I do?

How did this happen?

How did you know that?

How is Las Vegas treating you?

How rude!

How was coffee with the plumber?

How would you even know that?

Hugs!

Huh?

Huh... Boom! Drop the mic

Hypnosis isn't real.

I admit, it does not look good, but my goose is not officially cooked.

I am clearing my schedule and moving in with my sister.

I am not going in there.

I am trying to worm my way into your heart.

I am walking, house training and cleaning up after Max's dog.

I am?

I baked your favorite... chocolate cake.

I came to rescue you. I saw your Facebook page.

I can babysit whenever you want.

I can be in and out in 15 minutes.

I can feel your enthusiasm.

I can just go hide in my room.

I can make that happen. I'll bust you right out of here.

I can never figure out how to do that.

I can never thank you guys enough for all the sacrifices you made for my family.

I can transfer the magical powers of the super magic scarf through this phone.

I can't afford your prices

I can't believe I'm going to say this,

I can't believe I'm hearing this.

I can't believe I'm saying it,

I can't believe you're leaving already.

I can't decide. I need volunteers to drop out.

I can't have children.

I can't help it. I'm turning into Dad.

I changed Michelle on a meat rack,

I changed so many of Michelle's diapers, I feel like there were two of her.

I couldn't be prouder.

I definitely don't wanna miss Tommy's first words: "I love you, Aunt Stephanie."

I did a killer set and I got a standing ovation.

I did take an antacid once. I must be having an antacid flashback.

I didn't leave you. I forgot you.

I didn't work there. I just like picking up guys.

I didn't? I know I told somebody.

I do love to have my belly scratched.

I don't know if I want to do anything Gibbler Style.

I don't know, I got on the plane and everybody was drunk and stupid.

I don't know, I got on the plane and everybody was drunk and stupid.

I don't need conversation. I just need a man to get to work on my pipes

I don't wanna fight in front of the kids, but I do wanna fight.

I don't want to be a person who wags her finger while saying "first things first",

I feel like this is my house, too. I was here more than my own home.

I found one of my missing shirts from 1989.

I gave you, like, 1,000 uncle talks, except you forgot two important words.

I get it.

I get it.

I got an idea from when I was a kid

I got her up. Aunt Stephanie is not a morning person.

I gotta get out of here.

I had a text from Jackson earlier that had me a little concerned,

I had Ramona in a rental car and lost my deposit.

I had to make a speech in front of the whole entire school.

I have Max's recital and now I have Tommy. Kimmy, can you watch the baby?

I haven't used my passport in ten years, and that was just to renew my passport.

I help take care of the kids, I do a little light housekeeping,

I hope you learned your lesson.

I hope you're leaving.

I hopped on up on them, and I was like...

I just don't know if I can deal with all of this.

I just got mad.

I just got to thinking about everything I'd be missing here.

I just helped Iggy Azalea find her contact lens.

I just hope I can give you the beautiful life you deserve.

I just needed something to do while waiting for my punishment.

I just want Ramona to be happy.

I just want you all to know I love you so much.

I knew there would be a hug.

I know how to handle this.

I know I look like I got it going on, but deep down, I'm a wreck.

I know I shouldn't have left like that.

I know that look. I feel sorry for Team D.J.

I know these might look like lunch, but this Dairy Queen is closed, okay?

I know these three.

I know this is just tough...

I know, but I feel so guilty about making her change schools.

I know!

I know.

I know.

I know. I am booked solid for the next few months.

I left it here so I wouldn't forget it, but forgot.

I look forward to working with you. Maybe I'll let you scratch my belly.

I lost half my money and half my hair.

I lost my phone in your baby's diaper and I butt answered your call.

I love this kid.

I love to travel, no strings, no responsibilities.

I love when you talk clean to me.

I love you, but you need rules and lemons and boundaries.

I love...

I made it all the way to Fresno.

I mean, diaper changes, baby baths.

I mean, first dad dies, then we all have to move in here.

I mean, I went on my honeymoon.

I mean, I... worked on all night.

I mean, you're an amazing mom, just like you're an amazing big sister.

I missed Max's first recital and Jackson's gonna start dating soon.

I moved in here when I was five.

I need my super magic scarf, but Aunt Stephanie took it.

I need to get to my son's recital, so how long is this gonna take?

I put that rope across the room to keep you out of my half.

I put your dating profile online a half hour ago

I really don't wanna talk about it.

I resent that.

I said "doggie duties!"

I said someday, honey. Not today. I have too much on my plate right now.

I salute your patriotism, but you're still punished.

I score between "likeable" and "very likeable".

I spilled the beans.

I still haven't told the boys Kimmy and Ramona are moving in today.

I suggested we do his party as soon as possible.

I think Becky was always a little jealous of me.

I think I have some drops in the kitchen.

I think we can all agree that both of you being punished is fair.

I think you look great.

I think you're gonna break a record tonight and sleep five hours in a row.

I thought moving in with this squirt was going to ruin my life.

I told you, I'm not interested in online dating.

I used to guess people's weight at the carnival.

I used to live in a house full of guys.

I wanna hang out with my real friends at my real school.

I want a sister wife divorce.

I want my room back.

I want my room the same colors as the flag of my people.

I was in England and you had just lost your husband.

I was keeping this a secret in case you absolutely needed it.

I was never allowed up here before.

I was ten when I first started riding a Harley.

I was the kid no one wanted to hang out with,

I will love you forever.

I wish I was going with you. Coachella...

I wish you'd spend time with your nephews. They adore you.

I would never take my dog to a discount veterinarian!

I wouldn't say it's great news

I wouldn't say terrible.

I wouldn't say wonderful.

I wound up living back in my old bedroom.

I... I feel like I should give you something.

I'd love to chat, but it's puppy time.

I'd love to take care of the baby. Jess, can we please have another baby?

I'll be right down.

I'll be right there.

I'll bring my feather duster.

I'll go live in the hobbit hole.

I'll never sing "Forever" as long as I live

I'll see you in school in three days

I'll time you.

I'll try, but just so you know, I'm very skeptical.

I'm 55 ish and these happen to be brand new.

I'm a naughty plumber...

I'm a neurosurgeon who's also a Victoria's Secret model?

I'm about to freak out!

I'm an event planner now.

I'm bad to the bone.

I'm canceling spa day tomorrow.

I'm Darren.

I'm exhausted. I was up all night erupting my volcano

I'm fake texting, so I don't look like a loser

I'm fine.

I'm going to be a doggy daddy!

I'm going to have to rent a bigger house.

I'm going to let Team D.J. work this out

I'm gonna give her a little dessert.

I'm gonna pick out one of Comet Junior Junior's new puppies.

I'm having palpitations!

I'm here for you, Bro.

I'm imagining it, okay?

I'm in. But I was never out.

I'm into oceanography, watermelon Jolly Ranchers,

I'm just giving my little brother a chance to set the world record in trash takeout.

I'm just the victim with the private bedroom.

I'm kinda busy.

I'm listening.

I'm making the boys a healthy lunch. Want me to make Ramona a turkey wrap?

I'm moving in with Jackson!

I'm moving in with Jackson! It's moving day!

I'm moving to LA

I'm new at this single parent thing.

I'm not a chew toy!

I'm not ashamed to admit...

I'm not leaving you in the lurch, am I?

I'm not sure bribing your kid is the best approach to parenting.

I'm not thrilled with you, but...

I'm okay.

I'm perfectly capable...

I'm serious.

I'm so lonely there.

I'm so nervous.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so worried, I can't eat. This has never happened before.

I'm sorry, but I'm having a tough day, too.

I'm sorry, do I know you?

I'm starting to think this guitar is not so lucky.

I'm staying here to help you.

I'm sure she's gonna be just as nervous

I'm sure there are no inappropriate references to drugs, sex, or violence

I'm triple parked and I got a tub of mayonnaise,

I'm working at Harmon Pet Care around the corner

I'm... I'm so in!

I've been putting up with you for 25 years.

I've been there five whole days and I haven't made a single friend.

I've been told I'm very bright for my age.

I've been waiting 20 years to hug the king of all huggers.

I've brought you the hottest dance hits from the clubs of London.

I've got a bride and groom whose dog swallowed their wedding ring.

I've got a meeting, but Ramona can watch him.

I've got a special guest coming live from Harvey Milk Elementary,

I've got my music, I love to sing,

I've got some bad news.

I've got the answer... just never go to sleep.

I've got the fix. You and Max, go hug it out.

I've got two seats on some dude's private jet.

I've never met a neurosurgeon slash Victoria's Secret Angel.

I've waited my whole life to say this...

I've wanted to be The Man ever since I was The Baby.

If anybody wants out, raise your paw now.

If she wanted her own room, she should have run away, rented an apartment.

If they're holding you here against your will, blink three times.

If this is another bribe about Kimmy and Ramona moving in, I'm cool.

If we're really being fair,

If you girls are into plumbers, check me out on plumbersmingle.com.

Imagine the thrill of sharing a room with your adorable nephew, Max.

In a bare knuckle fight, Elvis destroys Bullwinkle every time. He knows karate.

In a snowstorm,

In fact, it sunk.

In fact, it sunk.

In fact, it's so big,

In his pants.

In the spirit of honesty, um...

Instead, you're gonna help Jackson with his chores.

Is it just me or do you hear violins?

Is it one, two, and then we say "Team D.J." on three?

Is that for the birthday party you're planning?

Is that okay?

Is that true, Jackson?

Is this about losing your bedroom?

Is this little guy yours, too?

Isn't Becky waiting for you down there?

Isn't she adorable? But my name's first.

Isn't this crazy?

It could make or break second grade.

It depends. How do you feel about moms with two kids?

It is going off in the VIP bathroom.

It makes me want to just kick off my shoes and put my feet up.

It might have been a goose.

It sounds boring. To me.

It was a hit in Japan in 1992

It was an accident! I was practicing chemical reactions, like you taught us!

It was awesome.

It was still recording.

It was still recording.

It will be so much fun

It's a classic symbiotic relationship.

It's a family, you know, where you wind up five times a day in a group hug.

It's a waste of time.

It's all me.

It's in Hawaii, which is where my mom...

It's just, everyone's leaving...

It's like cauliflower filled with jellybeans.

It's like having another baby, except this one doesn't wear diapers!

It's Max. Remember me?

It's moving day!

It's my first day and I blew it.

It's never going to work.

It's not a cult.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay, Tommy. Mommy's here.

It's Puppy Day! It's Puppy Day!

It's so fun having you guys crashing here this weekend,

It's the circle of life.

It's time for Sunday brunch!

It's time to take it back to the late '80s when this party got started!

It's waa ter.

It's worse than the time you left me at the ball pit in McDonald's.

Jackson implanted a tiny explosive in my brain...

Jackson set off the fire alarm at school. He's been suspended.

Jackson told me to.

Jackson, go talk to Ramona.

Jackson, perfect timing.

Jackson, tell Team D.J. where you've been.

Jackson, what were you thinking?

Jackson, when I was five, my dad forced me to move in with D.J

Jackson! Your room is under attack! This is not a drill!

Jackson?

Jackson's upset and I don't blame him

Janet, I would give you an employee discount

Jax.

Jaxito, moving here was my mom's idea, not mine. So we're both victims.

Jellybean filled cauliflower my butt!

Joey's 60 years old and still wearing the same Bugs Bunny pajamas.

Joke's on her. I had my feet in that ice.

Just because I don't have a boyfriend or a job or any money doesn't mean that I...

Just catch up.

Just give me a sign. A hint.

Just hiding in not so great news.

Just in time!

Just say hi.

Just so I know, when will you be home?

Just so you know, if any of my clothes turn out to be magic, they're all yours.

Just so you know, we don't have a swimming pool,

Just tell me the truth. Is he coming?

Kids, Mommy says homework and to bed.

Kimberlina, mi amor.

Kimmy and Ramona are here to help us out.

Kimmy Gibbler knows things.

Kimmy Gibbler?

Kimmy let me in. I'm Tyler. You're D.J., right?

Kimmy, can you go warm up a bottle, please?

Kimmy, can you please put Tommy in his crib upstairs?

Kimmy, I have to get to work. You've got Tommy today.

Kimmy, why are you here, and why did I never fix the lock on that door?

Kimmy, why don't you ever knock? What if I was in my underwear?

Kimmy, you do not need to do this.

Kimmy, you're supposed to be their parent, not their BFF.

Kimmy, your ex husband is here!

Know what you're not doing? Moving to LA with your favorite uncle.

Let me just take that.

Let me... Did I say "was"? I meant "is". I didn't... Kiss me.

Let's find out in the good room.

Let's go check out that other bedroom.

Let's go. The limo is waiting and that champagne is not gonna drink itself!

Let's not forget about my new job.

Let's take a walk.

Like a true American hero.

Like the little bird that eats the parasites off the rhino's back

Like, Monday or Tuesday?

Listen to me very carefully. When I say "go," you climb out the window.

Little cute, little weird

Little weenie?

Living with women, you'll learn valuable lessons, like how to talk to them.

Lola, tell us about your science project.

Long lost secrets of the Kama Sutra from deepest, darkest India.

Look who just got busted! The new kid!

Look who's awake.

Look, I'm just here for my sister.

Look, it's Team D.J.,

Looking snazzy, Maxwell!

Many, many times

Max, did you pick one? I have to get you to school.

Max, grab my medical bag and follow me. Steve, get a bowl of water.

Max, I said no dog, okay?

Max, if you can play Coachella, you can certainly play a second grade recital.

Max, Max, listen to your big brother.

Max, Max, Max, Max!

Max, Max, Max, Max!

Max, Max, Max, Max!

Max, Max, Max!

Max, Max, Max. Don't listen to her.

Max, you don't have to do what he says.

Max, you just played Coachella.

Maybe I should go live with Papa.

Maybe I've just outgrown that whole party scene.

Maybe we shouldn't have flushed that.

Me, DJ Tanner.

Me, too.

Me. That's me. That was me.

Meeting a Navy SEAL slash bestselling romance novelist.

Mighty Max!

Mm... Good point. Maybe Wednesday.

Mom, are you watching this?

Mom, I thought this was going to be a quick stop.

Mom, just tell me what's going on.

Mom, Mom, Mom,

Mom, please don't make me do this.

Mom, please don't make me go to this new school.

Mom, you can't be serious?

Mom, you should know. You ran away when Stephanie moved into your room.

Mommy missed you.

Mommy missed you. Yes, I did.

Moms lie.

More importantly, why did you come in here when I said I was wrapping a present?

More kids.

Morning!

Morning! Morning! Morning!

Moving in with D.J. and those boys is a terrible idea.

Moving to LA to host your own national morning show...

Mr. Mighty Max Fuller!

My aunt found a stray pet. Can you take care of it?

My beautiful firstborn baby boy.

My boy cave.

My client's turning 100 years old.

My cohost is experiencing technical difficulties.

My face is like a baby's butt and I got a beautiful mane.

My Fathead will look great right here.

My friend, I have seduced the most beautiful women in the world.

My friends are skiing in St. Moritz right now, and I'm here changing diapers.

My husband died doing what he loved... fighting fires and helping people.

My mom calls them Dreamy, Cleany, and Weenie.

My name is Fernando Hernandez Guerrero Fernandez Guerrero,

My perfect, sweet, precious Ramona...

My puppy was cute, but that crowd is full of wrinkly old people.

My receptionist flaked on me. Can you come help out? I'll pay you.

My second story window looked right into your bedroom.

My stuff!

My toilet is still clogged and you said the plumber would be here two hours ago.

My vlog exploring the world of Ramona, with your host, Ramona!

Never mind. He's here.

Never.

New Kids On The Block!

Nice to meet you, Lola.

Nine... yes, nine months. Yes.

No kids around, and we can go right back to being wild and crazy.

No problemo.

No take it easy! Take it crazy!

No way am I living in this stinkatorium!

No way! I use... this all the time.

No, don't worry. We've got you covered.

No, from walking up and down all those stairs to the attic.

No, he's not.

No, I just wanted to make a flashy entrance.

No, I pulled you out of that cult. You're back with your own people now.

No, I spilled the beans when I was reaching for the chicken.

No, I wanna get started on the toilet.

No, it can't work because I don't look good in matador culottes

No, it's not just that. I mean, it's everything.

No, it's not. You took Max's super magic scarf.

No, no, no, guys. I've been singing "Forever" forever.

No, that's mine.

No, this is my responsibility.

No, you may not.

No, you won't. I'm not going out there, Mom.

No, you're not. I'm taking the house off the market.

No, you're not. What's wrong?

No.

No.

No. "How rude."

No. No, Aunt Stephanie is a night person.

No. This is gonna look hilarious on my Facebook page.

No. We'll get them on the way there, so your friends can see your gorgeous nails.

Nobody panic. Spill patrol, coming through.

Not "lemons," limits

Not for me! Grandpa taught me how to remove even the most stubborn of stains.

Not if we hide out in Mexico. We could fight bulls together

Not me.

Not that I'm counting, but that was our fourth hug in a minute.

Not that it matters. But... it matters.

Not you, D.J. Tanner...

Nothing I haven't seen before.

Nothing sexier than a multi tasking single mom, leaning in and doing it all.

Now he's even more adorable.

Now let it out slowly.

Now my mom has to make a whole new one.

Now our dog weighs about 300 pounds

Now there's more people moving in here, and to top it all off, I lose my room.

Now you imagine me saying, "No, thank you."

Now, there's women everywhere. I'm outnumbered.

Now, where's me little sis?

Oh

Oh, and I think I found the cutest little place for the boys and me.

Oh, awesome! I got my upgrade for my flight to Brazil tomorrow.

Oh, awesome! I got my upgrade for my flight to Brazil tomorrow.

Oh, chicken.

Oh, come back when it's time for Sunday dinner.

Oh, come on, kid. We can have some fun.

Oh, come on, kid. We can have some fun.

Oh, come on, you jaded ravers! He's a little kid!

Oh, hey, Aunt Steph.

Oh, hey, can I have those pudding cups, too?

Oh, hey, Jackson.

Oh, hey! You're getting a lot of action here on glutenfreesoccermoms.com.

Oh, I feel at home already.

Oh, I love that new puppy smell!

Oh, I think he did. He looks really sorry.

Oh, I'm American again!

Oh, it was great.

Oh, Jess. Cut it out.

Oh, just pass the OJ.

Oh, like you've never lost a phone in a diaper before.

Oh, look, I'm getting a really important phone call.

Oh, look! And there's Simba.

Oh, Max, I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God, I'm in a cult.

Oh, my God, Shannon! What are you doing here?

Oh, my God! This is amazing!

Oh, my God. Are you kidding? Free food!

Oh, my God. This is awesome!

Oh, my lanta!

Oh, no offense, baldy.

Oh, no, no, no. There is no way...

Oh, no! Tommy's gone!

Oh, not enough.

Oh, please. He just stole that from Mission Impossible.

Oh, right through this door. This is where Nicky and Alex used to live.

Oh, same here, but you know me.

Oh, Stephanie.

Oh, sure, now he's acting all innocent.

Oh, thank God!

Oh, thank you, guys, so much. I don't know what I'd do if you weren't here.

Oh, thanks, but Ramona loves my cooking.

Oh, that would save some time... No, get up here.

Oh, that's sweet. You kept Ramona's turkey art?

Oh, Tommy.

Oh, wait.

Oh, we had an inkling.

Oh, wow! Now that was fun!

Oh, you know, I'm playing Angry Birds

Oh, you've improved.

Oh! Oh, I forgot to give Tommy his ear drops.

Oh! That makes more sense.

Oh! Well, I wanna pay you.

Oh! You've got lipstick on you!

Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh. So I guess you're going to want these Lunchables back, then?

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... We were just kids. We weren't ready for that.

Okay, and you can go play with your brother right in there.

Okay, but by tomorrow night, we'll be living in LA,

Okay, bye, Deej

Okay, everybody, I'd like to introduce the newest member of the family,

Okay, first things first...

Okay, go to the party!

Okay, here's the game plan...

Okay, I have 15 minutes to eat breakfast

Okay, I have to get you to school, so pick one.

Okay, I think we need a family meeting.

Okay, I'll raid the fridge, snoop around, try on some clothes.

Okay, I'm gonna go find D.J.

Okay, in my defense,

Okay, just touch the screen and say, "I believe." Ready?

Okay, let's do this.

Okay, let's see. Start with the blue one and work your way through the rainbow.

Okay, Max, the truth is you don't need the scarf.

Okay, Max.

Okay, Max. You can have a puppy

Okay, perfect.

Okay, so great news. DJ Unbreakable went crowdsurfing and got dropped.

Okay, somebody, just fix my toilet!

Okay, Steph, you're in charge.

Okay, that was kind of weird.

Okay, there's laundry in the washer, Mommy and Me class starts at two

Okay, what's up, party people?

Okay, you're back in.

Okay, you're up to something.

Okay, your house, your rules.

Okay. Kimmy, here. I'll... I'll take Comet.

Okay. Tommy's in the crib.

Okay. Um, this is a cult, isn't it?

Okay. Yeah, you know. I'll watch him.

On account of I'm his mother.

On the bright side, at least they're finally doing stuff together.

On the bright side, three out of four of the kids were right here all day.

On the way home, can we get mani pedis?

On those songs.

Once again, my feet save the day.

Ooh, the mouth on that kid!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh... Look who's getting sucked into the vortex of motherhood!

Or anyone else's.

Or give me the baby, and I'll give him back when it's time to pay for college.

Or is it one, two, three, and then we say it?

Or is this like the cable TV guy

Or restart something old,

Or stay up here with me

Or you can give me a nice apartment and I can raise myself

Ow!

Part time cooking, drive carpools.

People are hooking up...

Play that song now and I'll prove it.

Please don't make me. Ramona's a pain in the butt.

Please leave your message after the tone.

Please take notice of how your projects are reacting to the presence of H20!

Plus, I like looking snazzy.

Prepare to be wowed.

Private, big closet...

Put the roof down.

Put your phones away. Put them away.

Quick thinking.

Ramona can think about what she did wrong

Ramona got caught sneaking out of school. She was suspended, too.

Ramona is moving into Jackson's room,

Ramona, do your homework. Ramona, clean your room.

Ramona, I know this is hard on you, too, with your dad and I separated,

Ramona, listen to Ramona.

Ramona, you know these people, right?

Ramona?

Ramona?

Ramona.

Ready? Set?

Really got to work on getting to the point.

Really starring Rebecca Donaldson Katsopolis.

Really?

Really? I have a godmother?

Really? That would be awesome!

Relax, Mom. I already know all the bad words.

Remain calm!

Remember that magician at the party who tried to hypnotize me? It didn't work.

Remember this was the '70s, when nobody cared about kids getting hurt.

Right after we graduate, we're moving to LA to open our fish taco truck.

Right outside this window.

Right?! Finally! Thank you!

Right.

Say cheese!

Say hi to the Internet, Tommy.

Second tip, do not look directly at what you're doing.

Second, parents with money.

Security guards walked her to the principal in front of the whole school.

See, I told you things would get better!

See, the truth is...

Seems a little closer to 207.

Selfie.

Seriously? $20? You know, lunch costs, like, $4.

Setting off a dangerous explosion without any regard for my own safety.

Seven cards later and you're still $4 short.

She barely acknowledged us.

She blew out my candles,

She has my super magic scarf! My recital is tonight!

She heard my whole... She's going to kill me.

She heard my whole... She's going to kill me.

She makes this lasagna that tastes like... What's the word...? Sweatpants.

She ruined my cowboy party.

She stole my wish, which was for her to leave,

She took your super magic scarf?

She was so grateful, she gave me a hair extension.

She'll get over it.

She's about to go into labor. But I'm the one putting on the pregnancy weight.

She's been in labor all night but the puppies aren't coming.

She's been through so much, between Fernando and me separating

She's half Gibbler. She knows not what she does.

She's not kidding.

She's such a good juice picker outer.

Siri, call Becky.

Six drops of that.

Smart move, Mr. T.

So do you.

So don't say a word until I find the right moment to break the news

So everybody has to do their part to make this new family work.

So I can't worry about the things I can't change.

So I'll put this thing away.

So I'm moving in, too!

So it's just going to be me and the boys.

So now I've got yours.

So please not a word to her.

So that was a yes to the puppy?

So what are you, about 250?

So what's that, another three years?

So where's my room?

So,

So, am I going through the air ducts? Am I tunneling out? What's the plan?

So, if you're thinking about babysitting...

So, like, three wishes?

So, now you all know the good news.

So, Uncle Jesse, when did you get your first motorcycle?

So, you're not mad at me?

Something like this...

Something like this...

Something's wrong with that place.

Sometimes it was so sweet, you could hear violin music.

Sorry,

Sorry, but when you go fishing, you want the smartest, most scantily clad bait.

Sorry, I forgot my lucky sunglasses.

Sorry. Gibbler Style has got a big party to plan.

Sounds like you guys got this covered. I'll be in LA.

Status update: I'm doomed.

Steph, I am doing ten shows a week at The Venetian.

Steph, is your accent gone?

Steph, that accent's really cute

Steph, you know, for your first aunt talk, I think you crushed it

Stephanie, you have no life.

Stephanie?

Steve asked me out and if I'm not ready to date my first love,

Steve, here are all the leftovers.

Steve, Steve, Steve. Just stick to podiatry.

Steve!

Stop!

Strolling across the floor, slam dunking your diaper in the toilet

Surprise!

Ta da!

Take a deep breath.

Take Becky and her terrible cooking, for instance.

Take it down.

Talk.

Team D.J. on three.

Ten? I'm 13 and I only have a dirt bike.

Testing. One, two, water...

Text your mom, tell her you're with me and we're on our way home.

Thank goodness you made it.

Thank you for 28 beautiful years.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you. The braces came off and my head finally caught up with my ears

Thanks a lot, kid. I was this close. This close.

Thanks for coming by

Thanks for your help, Jess.

Thanks, Aunt Stephanie. We're still friends.

Thanks, D.J.

Thanks, guys.

That he can detonate at any moment.

That is so sweet of you,

That means Aunt Steph can help with the puppy! Right, Mom?

That means respect, compromise, and honesty, okay?

That must have been an interesting job.

That never gets old.

That song is so good, I could listen to it a thousand times, and I think I will.

That sounds fair

That was a small part of a much larger inspirational aunt nephew teaching moment

That was it.

That was my plan!

That was so evil.

That was supposed to sound cute.

That would be going on four. Nobody goes on four.

That would be my pleasure, Mr. Gerald.

That you said it for me.

That's a fairy godmother.

That's Chuck E Cheese.

That's it?

That's my date. Don't wait up.

That's my girl.

That's my official DJ name.

That's pretty white.

That's right. You promised right after his goldfish died.

That's so weird that both of our kids are in trouble.

That's Tyler. I found him for you on a dating site.

That's what you get for making a beagle your best man

That's why they look so squeezable.

The baby is going into Max's old room,

The best licker wins!

The best part about college is that we got hella good at surfing

The blinds are pre raised, the window is pre opened.

The boys have been through so many changes and now here comes another one,

The crowd was already standing, but had they been sitting, they'd have stood up.

The first time I deejayed in a real club, I was terrified,

The Fullers are like albino polar bears

The most reliable co parents on the planet.

The one you're wearing?

The point is this is obviously a cry for help

The truth is, I've been so scared about how to make this work by myself.

Then do it.

Then help me pick out my juice.

Then wait for Tommy to reload.

There is nothing you can do to make me walk inside that house.

There's a duck in Angry Birds?

There's already a D.J. Tanner!

There's an emergency down at the pet clinic.

There's enough room for you and Max

There's kids and grandkids everywhere.

There's lots of single moms. I can do this.

There's lots of stairs,

There's my baby boy.

There's something else I need to tell you.

There's the sexiest man alive.

They hire the best actors on there, don't they?

They turn into that.

They want me to share a room with a seven year old.

They were floppy. I thought about trimming them like a Doberman.

They're going to be so jealous.

Things changed.

This baby never went out of style.

This is "Old MacDonald," man.

This is a scale model of the Haleakala volcano, which my mom...

This is all going to fall on me. I have enough to take care of.

This is exactly why Kimmy and I are here... to make your life easier.

This is so cool. I'm living in Jesse and Becky's old room.

This is the best day of my life!

This kid's got the bladder of a champ.

This Kimmy Gibbler?

This might work out great for Jackson and Max, and for you.

This one's out of the running. Sorry, pal.

This song goes out to my beautiful Becky.

This thing really is super magic.

This will be a really good thing for you and Max.

This will be the new international headquarters

This will just take one second.

Those are for the kids.

Thousands of people are chanting your name.

Three dozen oysters and a robot costume in the back seat.

Three ply paper towel?

Time for breakfast! I have to get to work.

To family!

To family.

To get him to nap. Nothing is working.

To give you a much bigger one.

To make sure our clients are Gibbler satisfied.

To use up that bottle of J Lo perfume your grandma got you for Christmas.

To your point, I ran away to the garage. You left the county.

Today, I'm babysitting my little buddy Tommy.

Tommy flushed his diaper down the toilet.

Tommy has an ear infection.

Tommy, I know.

Tommy, keep an eye on her.

Tommy, say hi to your Aunt Stephanie.

Tommy's going to be alright.

Trust me, it works.

Tyler, congratulations on passing the pre screening.

Ugh!

Ugh! I'm an idiot! Put him on.

Uh huh. No wonder your butt was so firm.

Uh oh!

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Text from Becky...

Uh oh...

Uh uh uh. Kimmy and I are temporarily separated.

Uh, the rest of you prepare to be bow wowed. And, well...

Uh, yeah. I used to live here.

Uh... no, you didn't.

Uh... two, three, four...

Uh... yeah

Um, I was in Uncle Jesse's truck.

Um, no...

Um...

Um... Okay.

Uncle Jesse, you've got to help me.

Unfortunately, I need help.

Unleash the Kraken!

Until I put this bad boy on.

Upstairs? You don't wanna talk a little first?

Wa'er.

Waa ter!

Waaaaaaake Up, USA!

Wait. I'm not ready.

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Watch this.

Watch this.

Watching Frozen.

We already did that. I just got him off of me.

We can bring two carry ons, right?

We did great

We have a winner!

We know. We saved them each a slice

We made a big decision.

We made that climb every day for seven years?

We need to talk about your punishment.

We only need to pass two more classes to graduate.

We really appreciate you taking us in.

We sit right next to the future millionaires of Silicon Valley.

We take credit, debit or PayPal.

We understand.

We used to call them geeks, but that was before the self esteem assembly.

We were never here and you never saw this.

We were victims of a drive by skunking!

We, at Gibbler's Style, always follow up

We'll have mother daughter slumber parties every night.

We're all figuring this out.

We're saying goodbye to our family home.

We've got this.

Weird.

Well, cheer up. Mom has it on her phone.

Well, gotta go.

Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually am Gibbler satisfied.

Well, I guess that's all you really need.

Well, I learned and so will you. I love you, Steph.

Well, I might know something.

Well, I'm off for coffee with Hank.

Well, it's really not bad news.

Well, let me pretend to check my calendar. Oh, look, I'm free!

Well, live it up now because the next thing you know,

Well, Michelle sends her love,

Well, no more jumping off your changing table,

Well, not always. Do you remember the day you moved in here?

Well, that was very poor judgment, Tommy.

Well, the party tonight will be brilliant, since DJ Tanner will be spinning.

Well, the wait is over.

Well, then it's settled. You're staying here. Knuckles.

Well, then you understand that you and me in the same room,

Well, then... carry on.

Well, you have at least one friend there, Jackson. You guys are friends, right?

Well, you know, I have three boys who count on me for everything,

Well, you know, we used to hug it out every day in the '80s.

Well, you're a Retriever, Cosmo. Go retrieve!

Well... everything checked out.

Were my quacks quacky enough?

Were Nicky and Alex hobbits?

What accent? Daddums, don't be daft.

What am I, Canadian?

What did you write on my profile? Wha...?

What do you mean "was"?

What do you think, I'm in preschool?

What do you think? Pretty cozy.

What do you think? Too much?

What dog could resist a baloney cologne?

What has happened to my life?

What if I have the boys share a room,

What if you meet a hot guy that's got a yacht docked in St. Tropez?

What is it?

What is that nastiness?

What kind of person do you think I am?

What kind of plumber are you?

What magic scarf?

What was that?

What, nobody "woot woots" anymore?

What?

What? I like my cooking shows.

What? I like my cooking shows.

What? Okay.

What?!

What's going on?

What's it called again?

Whatever that is.

When do I get paid?

When I execute my diversion, it's go time.

When I ran for class treasurer,

When will you give up this Elvis thing? It's childish.

When you do something.

When you're ready to party, do it Gibbler Style.

Whenever you're nervous on stage, just picture the audience in their underwear.

Where are the ear drops? Where are...? Here they are.

Where are you going?

Where I wait from ten to four and then he shows up at midnight?

While the manicurist pushes back her cuticles.

Who did this?

Whoa, dude, TMI

Whoa, Max, take it easy!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! I'm having an acid flashback

Why are you back here?

Why are you crying?

Why are you dressed like a boy preacher?

Why are you hypnotizing Tommy?

Why are you taking your shirt off?

Why couldn't you call yourself DJ Stephanie?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why don't you just bring him here?

Why is Cosmo wearing your underpants?

Why would I go out with a total stranger?

Why?

Why's he always looking at the ceiling?

Wilma!

Wood

Works for me. The more people to drive me around, the merrier.

Would you please stop doing it?

Wow, that was really...

Wow, that's so cool. I've always wanted to go to Cleveland.

Wow, this mom thing is so easy.

Wow!

Wow! That was... just like before, but braver.

Wow! This is going really well.

Wow. I'm looking around the room and realizing that after tonight,

Wow. Thanks, Ramona. I'm so glad I only see you once a year.

Yeah, all we need is for you to buy us fish, tacos and a truck

Yeah, and then I moved in.

Yeah, but they smell like Trump.

Yeah, hi, can I get a double chocolate fudge muffin

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I have to get to the pet clinic.

Yeah, I'd love to help out. Tommy's adorable.

Yeah, if it's okay with D.J.

Yeah, Matt's gonna help out while I'm on vacation. I told you.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, she is but I forgot my lucky guitar, Priscilla.

Yeah, some of them during our marriage.

Yeah, that was definitely the reason.

Yeah, that's because I was imagining all the girls in their underwear.

Yeah, we probably shouldn't talk about work.

Yeah, we're a pet clinic. All pets are welcome.

Yeah, well, that's me, you know. Stephanie, the sexy single mom.

Yeah, you did.

Yeah, you've got some big shoes to fill.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I felt bad for Ramona, so I came to her rescue.

Yeah. So are you ready to get started?

Yeah. That's my other big regret.

Yeah... yeah. That's Jackson and Ramona, the twins.

Yes

Yes, and now they need you on the main stage right now.

Yes, I agree with D.J. You do not need to do this.

Yes, I did. I missed you.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I made one mistake.

Yes, this Kimmy Gibbler

Yes!

Yes! I'm fine. Why does everyone keep asking me that?

Yes.

Yes. Here. Just go right to Mommy. There you go.

You already left.

You always had my back.

You are an observant young man.

You are entirely too stubborn to ask anyone for help.

You are in big trouble, Mr

You are looking fine as wine in the summertime.

You brought me into the bathroom. I figured you wanted to start in the shower.

You can do this.

You can have 16 through 44.

You can say it. You love me.

You can watch it over and over and over again.

You can't possibly still be upset about your sixth birthday.

You could have ruined the surprise.

You didn't see Grandpa drop this bread, did you?

You do everything for everyone else.

You don't... reward bad behavior with a spa day

You gave away my room?

You guys aren't going to believe this, but I've always wanted to live here!

You guys did your share for us. Now it's time for me to step up.

You guys get going. Thank you. We'll take it from here.

You guys sure you've got this?

You guys teased me about the hair cream and all the moisturizer I used to use.

You had enough going on.

You have a visitor. She's English and she's hot.

You have no idea how much fun it is being DJ Tanner.

You have no idea how much work a puppy is.

You have now advanced to a pre date meeting to see if you and D.J. click.

You know Max. And of course my housekeeper and my au pair.

You know my motto: the stranger, the better.

You know what I super regret? I should have asked you to marry me at the prom.

You know what we need? A group hug! Come on!

You know what? I do. I'm going to go upstairs right now and bond with Max.

You know what's weird?

You know your papa is always on the road, so you're stuck with your mama.

You know, he has been quiet as a mouse

You know, I haven't done this since Michelle was a baby.

You know, I just found out a while ago. It's just not gonna happen for me.

You know, I thought that went really well.

You know, it just hit me what selling this house really means.

You know, it's funny. I always thought you and me would wind up together.

You know, that could explain my love for the theatre.

You know, when the clubs are going off, bottles are popping,

You made the right decision. I wasn't coming back.

You may not see it now, but living with your brother is a blessing.

You might think this is bad news, but it really is good news,

You prepare to be me wowed.

You should have seen the emoji guy's face when I told him to turn his plane around.

You should have seen the emoji guy's face when I told him to turn his plane around.

You should know that Jackson only set off the alarm to help me escape.

You sneaky little...

You stay here as long as you want.

You stole my name?

You told me, Dad. That's why I'm here.

You told them?

You wanna come?

You were so clueless.

You... will be contacted.

You'll rock your school recital tonight.

You'll sit at our lunch table.

You're a Gibbler. Make yourself at home.

You're a smart kid, right?

You're all moving to LA, and you're going back to Vegas

You're cleaning at housekeeper level.

You're getting sleepy.

You're just jealous 'cause my kid likes me.

You're kidding?

You're leaving.

You're leaving.

You're leaving.

You're little Matty?

You're not even bad to the funny bone.

You're right. That's a lot of granny panties.

You're the kid that ruined my volcano.

You're up next, buddy. Jackson and I will be cheering you on.

You're way more important to me than a talk show,

Young Max, I like what I'm seeing.

Your cleaning crew was fantastic.

Your daughter's so cool

Your dinner is in the doghouse where you'll be sleeping."

Your mom told Jackson to take out the trash.

Yuck!

29 seconds. You still have two more garbage bags to break your record.

"T.D." stands for "the dog". Hi, Cosmo.

♪ ...hunk, a hunk of burning love ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ I said, a hunk, a hunk of... ♪

Again? Come in.

And still great friends. Yeah, just great single friends.

Are you feeling it? I think I am.

Are you kidding? I'm not kidding!

Aren't you glad I rescued you? Yes!

Aunt Steph, let's go get some juice. I don't want any juice.

Aw, jeez. Aw, jeez.

Boxcar. Forget hypnotizing Tommy

Boxcar. Good night, everybody.

But sweetheart, it's our wedding song. Hit it, Rippers!

But you're not... Leaving this room without a puppy.

Bye, girls. Bye. Bye.

Bye, kids. Bye, Mommy.

Bye! See you next week. Bye!

Bye. Bye.

Bye. The cab's been waiting about three hours.

Can I have some hot fudge on my pancakes? Sure, honey.

Come on! No, no, no.

Come on! No, no, no.

Come on! No.

Come on. Please, please! No. Max, no!

Cute baby. Thanks.

Dad, that's crazy. No.

Deej, let me help. Yeah, I'll give you a hand, too.

Do you know where Aunt Stephanie is? She's out of town.

Don't you want to be The Man? Of course I do.

Even sexier than moms with one kid. Good because he's mine.

Everyone, this is Darren. Hey!

Fernando... D.J.

From who? Not sure. It might be a butt dial.

Get into it. ♪ Ooh ♪

Got it! You guys must be so pumped.

He look more like you or your husband? I'm not married.

He's here. I'm the plumber.

Hello! I thought you were stuck in England.

Help is here! Oh, good. Hi, Tommy, honey.

Here we go. Come on, King.

Here you go, guys. Thank you.

Hey, Deej. Hey, I need a favor

Hey, kids. Hey, Mom. This is my new friend, Lola.

Hey, Stephanie. Darren, hi.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. What's up? I'm just checking in.

Hi, kids. Hi, Mom.

Hi, Ramona! Hi, D.J.

Hi! Hey, Steph.

How are you gonna get me out? Don't let this pretty face fool you.

How is it going with Tommy? We've never been closer.

Hugs? Come here, Mom.

I can go home. I'm not in trouble, right? No, I am.

I did, didn't I? You'd better.

I have to get to Tommy. Honey, I can take care of the baby.

I love you guys so much. We love you, too.

I love you. I love you.

I love you. To family.

I need to help D.J. What am I supposed to do?

I thought you guys had to get going. No, we talked.

I wish I didn't have to go... Fear not.

I'll catch up with you guys later. Catch you in class.

I'm not prepaying, Kimmy. You get double miles.

It will bring you closer together. How much closer can we be?

It will never happen again. Let's confer.

Joey! Hi, Steph.

Liar! Tattle tale!

Love you. Love you! Oh, I love you!

Man, oh, man. I'm exhausted. Oh, yeah? From last night?

Miss you. Bye.

Morning, best friend. Hi.

Morning, Daniel. Morning.

Morning, Janet. Morning, Dr. Fuller.

Morning, Mom. There he is!

No, but I'll take seconds. Oh!

No. Once, I lost a watch in some egg salad.

Nothing. Nothing.

Now I'm living with Max? I'm living with Jackson?

Now, where were we? We were about to ask you to dinner

Okay, I'm a little chicken. No, I'm talking about the fried chicken.

One, two... Well, hold on.

Proceed. Thank you.

Put them right here. Lovely.

Ramona? Huh? What?

Ready, Rippers? Yep.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Say you're sorry. And I love you

She did. She did.

Skunk! Oh, Max, no!

So where is Jackson? Oh, he's upstairs somewhere.

So, how's Comet Junior Junior doing? She's doing great.

Sorry. Sorry.

Starring Danny Tanner. Well...

Steph... No.

Stephanie, you're crazy. It's exactly what he wants you to think.

Stephanie! Hi! Hello, hello!

Stephanie? Um, Deej...

That can really hurt. Come with me.

Then what happened? I got super brave.

This is so unfair! It is.

Tommy did it again. What?

Um, uh, I don't smell a thing. It's Tommy's diaper!

Uncle Jesse? I got this. You got chicken?

Want a piece of the action? Do I ever!

We are Team D.J. And Team D.J.'s got your back.

We did good with those girls, huh? We did alright, didn't we?

We got chicken. You got this.

Well, bye, Darren. Bye, Stephanie. Bye, Tommy.

What are you doing here? I'm moving to LA with my favorite uncle.

What are you doing? I wanna see how Max's recital went.

What do you call it? Houseboat?

What happened to the underwear trick? It didn't work.

What look? That look.

What? Sit.

Would that have worked? I doubt it.

Yeah... Not so fast.

You don't waste any time. Well, I wish I could do it myself.

You feel better now, right? That did nothing.

You have put up with me? Why can't you do simple math?

You think they should be grounded? It was an accident.

You two are gonna love working together. Oh, we are?

You, too. Goodbye, everybody!

You're being weird. I'm not being weird.

You're not a plumber? I'm a naughty plumber.

Your text said you were going to Italy. I was.

...their Xboxes.

"Dear Jesse, me and the fat dog are enjoying my lasagna

"Forever"!

"Forever"! "Forever"!

"Have mercy

"Mow the lawn, rake the leaves, sync your mother's iPhone to her iPad."

♪ A dabba doo time ♪

♪ And on this farm he had a duck ♪

♪ And on this farm he had a duck ♪

♪ Flintstones Meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ Forever ♪

♪ Forever ♪

♪ Forever ♪

♪ Forever ♪

♪ Forever ♪

♪ Forever ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Girl, girl, girl You're going to set me on fire! ♪

♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

♪ Here a... there a... everywhere a... ♪

♪ Here a... there a... everywhere a... ♪

♪ I ask the sky just what we had ♪

♪ I said, a hunk, a hunk of burning love ♪

♪ I said, a hunk, a hunk of burning love ♪

♪ I said, a hunk, a hunk of burning love ♪

♪ I'd talk forever ♪

♪ I've been so happy loving you ♪

♪ I've been so happy loving you ♪

♪ I've been so happy... ♪

♪ If every word I said Could make you laugh ♪

♪ It shone forever ♪

♪ Let the love I have for you Live in your heart ♪

♪ Let's ride with the family Down the street ♪

♪ Lordy, lordy Feel my temperature rising ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

♪ Ooh, Flintstones Meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ Rock a bye, baby, on the treetop ♪

♪ They're a modern stone age family ♪

♪ They're a modern stone age family ♪

♪ Through the courtesy Of Fred's two feet ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time! ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ With a... here and a... there ♪

♪ With a... here and a... there ♪

♪ Wow, I'm just a hunk A hunk of burning love ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm just a hunk A hunk of burning love ♪

♪ You make everything groovy ♪

♪ You make my heart sing ♪

♪ And beat forever ♪

♪ Wild thing ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪