Goosebumps (2015) Soundboard Edit

A much better idea

Aah! Hannah. No.

All my friends in one place.

All right, everyone. These are all the exits.

All right, so start writing.

All right. Come on, come on, come on. Go, go, go.

All right. Let's go.

All the monsters had converged.

And don't worry, he's a very quick writer.

And he's taken all the books

And I asked him to come to the station.

And I looked into it

And I will be your new English teacher,

And she is real to me, Zach.

And the twist

And then I called the... police.

And then I haven't heard from him since, you know?

And we're always moving from one town to the next.

Are you always this sarcastic?

Are you okay?

Are you sure?

Aside from scaring your neighbors?

Aunt Lorraine, what are you doing here?

Because that's not gonna stop me

Because we cannot let the monsters inside.

BOY: Aah! He's right

Bring him to me.

But I hear it's very popular...

But I'm not mad anymore.

But there's a psychopath, and I'm in a suit

By the pretty hat that you have.

CHAMP: I imagined something different

CHAMP: Oh, my God!

CHAMP: Oh, they're getting closer!

CHAMP: Where's the seat belt in this thing?

Come on

Come on, come on! Let's go, guys!

Come on, come on. Come on.

Come on. Go, go, go

Come on. Go, go.

Come on. Guys!

Come on. Listen.

Come on. We gotta get to the stage.

Dad, just listen to him. It's a great idea

Deal. You promise you'll give it a shot?

Definitely not friendly.

Did you miss me?

Did you unlock a book?

Dude. It's wet dirt, dude. My pants are gonna get muddied

Eureka, eureka, 23 69...

Feels like forever.

Flamethrower. Bag of salt.

Gale. He's a teenage boy having a hard time adjusting.

Get off. No. Stop it! No, you don't understand.

Get us out of here!

GIRL 1: Maybe after fourth period.

Go, go, go! It's not gonna hold! Go!

Good God, man. Here. Orange

Ha, ha!

HANNAH: Come on, come on, come on.

HANNAH: Dad, it's not a big deal

HANNAH: Dad! Aah!

HANNAH: Wow, I can't believe

Hannah?

Hannah. HANNAH: No! Aah!

Hannah. Huh?

He seems...

He's a big teddy bear.

He's cutting us off. Isolating us

He's just a beautiful boy

Hello, sir. My name's Officer Stevens.

Hello?

Here

Hey,

Hey, check out my new best seller

Hi. Hey, we're just moving in.

Hopefully, a change of scenery will help.

How did you find me?

How do we get down?

How long's it been?

How many sweet sixteens can one girl have?

I always forget. We're so similar.

I feel like we should recommend

I got a present for you, because I'm a cool aunt

I had to. You owe me a dance.

I know I speak for the entire administration

I know. I know. Mom, everyone here is in danger.

I know. It'll get better. Just give it some time.

I love that enthusiasm. I love that. Keep it.

I suppose I stopped connecting with real people

I'm going after Hannah.

I'm going as fast as I can

I'm just not current with my tetanus shots.

I'm not making... BOY: Aah!

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If I sense any danger, I will run the other way.

If I write on anything else, it won't work

If we open the book, that means...

INVISIBLE BOY: Not cool!

Is my face messed up?

It means I'll be stuck on a shelf someplace forever.

It'll grow on you

It's actually "Champ."

It's locked from the outside

It's my sister Gale!

Just go. We're right behind you

Just look upstairs. Trust me

Just... Just tell them. Thanks, Champ.

Let's find our seats

Let's go. Okay.

Listen to me very carefully. That's the Abominable Snowman.

LORRAINE: Hello?

Maybe they're friendly.

Maybe we can both start over,

My monsters literally leapt off the page.

Night, sweetie.

No, I don't hear anything

No, I'm homeschooled

No, no. You don't understand.

No.

Not a good time.

Not to mention some personal growth for our hero.

Oh, don't worry

Oh, hello, cutie. You must be lost

Oh, I can't believe you don't know that movie.

Oh, my God. It's good to see you

Oh, no, no, no. We got to get out of here.

Oh, no. My Wagoneer

Oh, not like "together" together.

Oh, that old thing?

Oh, well, the last one was fantastic.

Oh. Hi, Taylor.

Okay, everyone, listen up. Okay?

Okay, okay.

Okay? You look great. You smell great.

Okay.

Okay. Hurry up. All the monsters will be here any second.

Okay. I'll give you a 60 second head start

Okay. Well, come on. We found the typewriter.

Papa, you left without saying goodbye.

Pfft, no.

Really? Because you jumped like 10 feet high, so...

Really? Really?

Right. Now I remember

She just call you "Chump"? Yes, indeed, she did.

She's different.

SHIVERS: Hannah, you have to understand...

Should I tase him? I'll tase him.

Sir, shut your mouth. SLAPPY: Okay

SLAPPY: Forgetting somebody?

Slappy?

So I at least have a chance

So this is what a high school dance is like.

So, what's the plan, friend?

Stack them up there. Stack them up.

STEVENS: If you would like to press charges,

STINE: He's stuck to my face

STINE: Hold on. [ENGINE REVS]

STINE: That's breaking and entering!

Stop. Stop. Stop. Dude, what are you doing?

That really sucks

That they're never gonna get hurt? Well, not me, okay?

That's like hiding from yourself.

That's the Werewolf of Fever Swamp

That's who he's after.

The only way to stop them is to suck them back into the book.

The same respect that you show me.

There is way more going on here than New York

There you are. Are you okay?

There's nothing I can do

They're here.

This hat was a gift. You see that fence?

This is going to sound insane,

To put the takeout on. Whew

Uh, it's an emergency, I think. Zach, what's going on?

Uh, who was that?

Um... Don't tell me.

Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?

Wait, wait. Hold on. It's okay. It's just a statue.

Wait.

Wait. Wait, she's a...

We come in peace

We don't cook

We have to barricade the school. Oh, no, Zach. Not this again

We need to get to the basement.

We're moving again.

We're never supposed to split up.

Well, just take one. I'm sure they'll understand

What are you doing out here?

What do we do? They'll get through.

What do you think?

What is that?

What?

What? What?

What's the end? The story I've been writing.

When I was your age.

Where exactly is here?

Where would it be?"

Where's Hannah? I know it was her screaming

Which is really where I belong.

Which presents its own set of obstacles

Who puts bear traps in their basement? I mean, seriously.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you think you're doing?

Why couldn't you have written stories

Why'd you move to Madison?

With every monster I've ever created

With her new husband. Ah, yeah.

Yeah, I didn't see you at school today.

Yeah, I think he lost his phone.

Yeah, totally. I'm fi...

Yeah.

Yeah. Wait. Wait, look out!

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Um...

Yes, Zach, follow the stranger into the woods

Yes. Come on.

You can do it. Just don't look down.

You don't need to be sorry

You have a better idea?

You have no idea how lonely it's been until Hannah.

You knew?

You know where to find me. PRINCIPAL: Anyone.

You'll be okay.

You're him, aren't you?

You're R.L. Stine. SHIVERS: R.L

Your reckless driving saved our lives.

Zach, it's time to move on.

Zach, wait. Wait

ZACH: "What is X?"

ZACH: Actually, I do.

ZACH: All right, come on. Hurry. Come on.

ZACH: He's got his tie! Help, help!

ZACH: Look

ZACH: Mom. Mom. GALE: Zach.

ZACH: One by one,

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[ALL CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]

[ALL GRUNT]

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[BARKING AND SNARLING]

[BARKING]

[BEEPING] Uh oh.

[BLOB GROWLING]

[BOTH YELL]

[BOY SCREAMS]

[CACKLES]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[CHAMP GRUNTS] [WEREWOLF BARKING]

[CHAMP SCREAMS]

[CHITTERING]

[CHITTERING]

[CHUCKLING]

[CREAKING]

[CROAKING]

[ENGINE REVS]

[ENGINE REVS]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRRING] [STRAINS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GNOME LAUGHS]

[GNOMES LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]

[GNOMES LAUGHING]

[GROANING]

[GROWLING AND SNARLING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS] [SCREAMS]

[HANNAH SHRIEKING]

[HORN HONKS]

[HOWLS]

[HOWLS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

[INSECTS BUZZING]

[JASON DERULO'S "GET UGLY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[KID IMITATES BREAKING WIND] [ALL LAUGH]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS] Your actual name is Champion

[LOCKS CLICK]

[LOUD CRASH]

[LOW RUMBLING]

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

[SCRAPING]

[SHRIEKS]

[SLAPPY LAUGHING]

[SNARLING]

[SNARLING]

[SNARLS]

[SOBBING] I think I swallowed some web

[SODA FIZZES]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

[TYPEWRITER KEY CLACKS]

[WEREWOLF WHIMPERING]

[WHIMPERING]

[WHISPERING] Do something.

[WHISPERING] Shh, no, no, no

[WHISPERING] We have to get to Stine.

[YELLS]

[ZACH & CHAMP GASP]

[ZACH & HANNAH GASP]

[ZOMBIES GROWLING]

<i>♪ Heads will roll Heads will roll?</i>

<i>Retreat in an orderly fashion to the storage room.</i>