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A midget
A midget
A midget is still a dwarf, but their arms and legs are in proportion
A midget is still a dwarf, but their arms and legs are in proportion
Age difference too much
Age difference too much
Ah
Ah
All right
All right
All right
All right
An elf is a supernatural being. Sometimes they're invisible, they're like faries.
An elf is a supernatural being. Sometimes they're invisible, they're like faries.
And obviously you can't hear that but i'm not talking to myself because there filming
And obviously you can't hear that but i'm not talking to myself because there filming
Anyway
Anyway
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
As far as i'm concerned you're fired
As far as i'm concerned you're fired
Bloody hormones
Bloody hormones
But wasn't that size is very very tiny but it is made of plastic
But wasn't that size is very very tiny but it is made of plastic
Calvin Klein
Calvin Klein
Cause this is stupid
Cause this is stupid
Cheers
Cheers
Cheers
Cheers
Comp going up for chases with the lads
Comp going up for chases with the lads
Denzel washington
Denzel washington
Did I tell you I’m a bit of a songwriter?
Did I tell you I’m a bit of a songwriter?
Different frogs different times
Different frogs different times
Do you really think you’re earning your 12-and-a-half% by doing that sort of thing under the table?
Do you really think you’re earning your 12-and-a-half% by doing that sort of thing under the table?
Do you still keep in touch with augie
Do you still keep in touch with augie
Everybody sing that last line
Everybody sing that last line
Gareth keenan
Gareth keenan
Gareth Keenan, hello.
Gareth Keenan, hello.
Gareth, come here right
Gareth, come here right
Good spot
Good spot
Guys presently supporting actor
Guys presently supporting actor
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Has he passed his forklift driver’s test?
Has he passed his forklift driver’s test?
He gives the tests
He gives the tests
He is a vegetable now
He is a vegetable now
He sounds a bit gay
He sounds a bit gay
He was convinced there was a japanese sniper
He was convinced there was a japanese sniper
Hello
Hello
Hey buddy why cannot sis I lived a good life but about a thousand million percent while the tears he says 'cause none of them was he
Hey buddy why cannot sis I lived a good life but about a thousand million percent while the tears he says 'cause none of them was he
How long will it take
How long will it take
How the applause
How the applause
How's it going
How's it going
I can't believe it
I can't believe it
I can't see you I can't hear you again
I can't see you I can't hear you again
I could catch a monkey
I could catch a monkey
I don't think you have the chance to the twenty five year old
I don't think you have the chance to the twenty five year old
I don’t give shitty jobs
I don’t give shitty jobs
I gave you a chance to sort some out and
I gave you a chance to sort some out and
I know just another normal day at the office in it
I know just another normal day at the office in it
I need a price on makoti
I need a price on makoti
I need attorneys price on macro GSR E one
I need attorneys price on macro GSR E one
I'll see you then
I'll see you then
I'm not forty five
I'm not forty five
I'm not going never having and never will be
I'm not going never having and never will be
I've got a very annoying noise
I've got a very annoying noise
If I was starving I could make poison darts out of the poison of a deadly frogs
If I was starving I could make poison darts out of the poison of a deadly frogs
Is identical
Is identical
It couldn't be easier
It couldn't be easier
It's caused by a hormone deficiency
It's caused by a hormone deficiency
It's good spot this world be flight to take someone out
It's good spot this world be flight to take someone out
It's not gay
It's not gay
Just tell me with you
Just tell me with you
Keef chief keef chief keef things coming in
Keef chief keef chief keef things coming in
Later when you go away I feel like I could die
Later when you go away I feel like I could die
Laughing.
Laughing.
Leave a message
Leave a message
Let me just breathe your scent for a moment before I play
Let me just breathe your scent for a moment before I play
Look at pokeno 's boy pinocchio man of that sean die out without you
Look at pokeno 's boy pinocchio man of that sean die out without you
Look at there's no japanese sniper
Look at there's no japanese sniper
Lucky miss lucky
Lucky miss lucky
Mighty
Mighty
Mine’s massive, and it ain’t made of plastic
Mine’s massive, and it ain’t made of plastic
Minimum age required
Minimum age required
No
No
No I don't need to know but could you tell me anyway
No I don't need to know but could you tell me anyway
Nor do i
Nor do i
Not interested
Not interested
Not like die like your hair is dyed but I likely did die
Not like die like your hair is dyed but I likely did die
Not only have I got people skills but I am trained in covert operations
Not only have I got people skills but I am trained in covert operations
Now which are very sounds great
Now which are very sounds great
O V O G O G like point point
O V O G O G like point point
Ogi ogi ogi
Ogi ogi ogi
Ogi ogi OK
Ogi ogi OK
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh another one
Oh another one
OK
OK
OK only
OK only
OK was that
OK was that
On the roof of the evidence
On the roof of the evidence
One
One
One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey or a man
One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey or a man
Play it's made garreth
Play it's made garreth
Print yourself you'll be dead within a day
Print yourself you'll be dead within a day
Right I know you're not there
Right I know you're not there
See ya later
See ya later
She wants that
She wants that
So
So
So
So
So I got one sixty down here but i'm sure it is right 'cause when I spoke to glenn earlier on
So I got one sixty down here but i'm sure it is right 'cause when I spoke to glenn earlier on
So I only got like eight PM change or or
So I only got like eight PM change or or
So then what do you want
So then what do you want
So why would I do that
So why would I do that
Some voicemail
Some voicemail
Straightforward
Straightforward
Ten
Ten
Thank you david for the opportunity and continued support
Thank you david for the opportunity and continued support
Thanks
Thanks
The back of the reflux directly into his room
The back of the reflux directly into his room
The Office (UK) Sounds Sound
The Office (UK) Sounds Sound
The Office (UK) Sounds Sound
The Office (UK) Sounds Sound
There was a sniper up there you wouldn't see
There was a sniper up there you wouldn't see
They don't actually is this do they
They don't actually is this do they
They will be doing tonight we always uh it was a good laugh rice quite a lot
They will be doing tonight we always uh it was a good laugh rice quite a lot
This time and jenna stotler
This time and jenna stotler
Three
Three
Thus it is pathetic really
Thus it is pathetic really
Tossing off over a pen
Tossing off over a pen
Twenty five
Twenty five
Two
Two
Visa
Visa
Was different
Was different
Was it I was in
Was it I was in
We are raising money for people who are starving to death
We are raising money for people who are starving to death
Well
Well
Well at dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs
Well at dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs
Well you know what this is about of so you see in the picture
Well you know what this is about of so you see in the picture
What are you doing with Wernham-Hogg’s computer
What are you doing with Wernham-Hogg’s computer
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
What we say to people like this
What we say to people like this
What you doing with my computer
What you doing with my computer
Who left this here
Who left this here
Why?
Why?
Words and chords
Words and chords
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah any sees this is stupid
Yeah any sees this is stupid
Yeah see you
Yeah see you
You got price for matt coated sra one
You got price for matt coated sra one
You know the phrase softly softly catchy monkey
You know the phrase softly softly catchy monkey
You'd rather be doing that
You'd rather be doing that
You're sweet to me and give me a ring
You're sweet to me and give me a ring
Z.
Z.
[Phone ringing]
[Phone ringing]