Grace and Frankie - Season 2 Edit

A bouquet that doubles as hors d'oeuvres.

A brutal yet fair point. You're smarter than I give you credit for.

A little help!

A low hum.

A very respectable 40 percent refund from the florist.

A week? Oh, look, there's a very angry woman coming this way.

About me not calming down.

About what?

Absolutely not.

Actually, the hospital will sue you and come after your wages.

Actually, will you help me move some of these things out of the way?

After I gave them lasagna.

After the wedding, I felt almost good. And what do you do?

Ah choo!

Ah, wait. Snacks for the road.

Ah, well, you are really a peach, you know that?

Ah. Ahhh. Ah.

Ah. I know, but the answer is complicated. My majorette boots.

Ah...

Aha

All day, everybody's hunched and whispering.

All I see is you anymore, in the house, in the car.

All of Downton Abbey and a deluxe manicure kit.

All right, all right. They're your friends. I'll just have to adapt.

All right, keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

All right, Robert, this isn't a contest.

All right, then what is it? What is the elephant in the room?

All right, this has gotten way out of hand.

All right.

All right. You know, let let's do road signs. You want to do road signs?

Also "boobs," "boob," and "boobies."

Although, I don't know. You know, it is a little weird

Always.

Am I dying, Sol? Is that why you got me that horrible chair?

And 30 year old men do sometimes, when they're sad.

And another business might want it, too.

And as infuriating as that is...

And blow you right into the driveway!

And by the way, the Lord does not like stubborn and unreasonable.

And can I just say what a pleasure it has been

And Coyote... also to his flute lessons?

And do you, Sol, happily make the decision

And don't worry about me getting my license back.

And elastic skin.

And elves and goblins, and

And everyone should look as good as you coming off the year you've had.

And for God's sakes don't talk about the BP oil spill

And Frankie, the hurricane wasn't even the best part of it.

And get a change of clothes. Did I say that?

And he's dead now. The president is dead. I hope you're happy.

And he's passionate about the national dam system.

And here you are. And I'm here, too.

And I can't bear the thought of never getting a chance to marry

And I could really use a bowl of G**** Nuts.

And I have 40 years of anger built up.

And I I I..

And I I should tell you that Well you should know, I mean,

And I saw an ambulance here a couple of days ago.

And I thought Bob Mackie deserved an Oscar!

And I want you to take me seriously.

And I will do the same for you.

And I'd also like to make amends for drinking all the crème de menthe

And I'll bet there are plenty of chaplains around here.

And I'll grab the marriage license.

And I'm gonna pass this sucker, thanks to your sage advice.

And I'm here to see about the yam supply pipeline.

And I'm pretty sure that under the Affordable Care Act,

And if if not, there's some Us Weekly's in here, too.

And in return I'm going to get nine million dollars.

And it could be a good thing, Mom. You don't even like driving.

And it takes longer for things to sink in.

And it would be really shitty if you died before I get a chance

And it'll help you move forward.

And it's it's not like I asked you to marry Jesus!

And it's never, ever going to happen again, is it?

And it's not about Coyote's chlamydia.

And left a message with no hint of any news.

And let me say that Robert makes a mean mojito.

And litigating against patients,

And lose the dick.

And maybe... that'll help you get some of your power back.

And my baton.

And nine million dollars would solve things.

And on top of everything I can't believe I was so stupid.

And rejected by insurance, my husband would have died on the table!

And Robert had a heart attack because he eats sausage for every meal.

And rushing from the house to the car. So...

And rushing out of the car to your house,

And second, babies don't grow in Mommy's tummy, they grow in a separate part

And she told me that in addition to having a very high rate of billing code error,

And somehow your hair turns a darker shade of blonde ish.

And stop doing this.

And thanks for the invitation, but I don't think Drag Queen Bingo's for us.

And that, my love, is you.

And the brown sweater is in a cedar box he keeps in the closet

And the people at Drag Queen Bingo would know that.

And then it became easier not to make any wishes at all.

And then we met by chance one Friday after work.

And then you know what they'd do?

And then you took the test and it was like you never studied.

And there's Uber now, and everyone delivers.

And think of the environmental contribution you'd be making.

And this chair?

And those babies are really lucky

And we sue your hospital's ass off?

And we want to hear all about your new single lives.

And we'll take little breaks so you don't get winded.

And we're gonna go get someone to officiate

And what it can do to a crab salad.

And what's with the ottoman that looks like a yeti?

And when I tell you, you'll know it's true.

And where are these independent drivers now?

And who are these two men?

And why not? I spent my whole life having to look away and pretend

And why they put the ottoman here.

And you didn't say anything that could cause his face

And you didn't think you could.

And you go home and get something to wear besides that Hawaiian shirt abomination.

And you know who? You!

And you know why? Because I am not gonna let you.

And you know why? Because you're being stubborn and unreasonable.

And you might have a new best friend.

And you must be Sol.

And you need to know the last time he ate was six hours ago, not eight.

And you said this better be my last baby because I needed to start my life again.

And you would find things that look like scrotum.

And you, of all people, would know what it's like not to have a license.

And your license has been expired for three years.

And your peanut butter sandwich up to your studio.

And, Aunt Irma? Get that racist shit together, OK?

And, look, it gives you a massage.

And, oh, those soulful eyes!

And, uh, I think the stockholders will be pleased.

And, uh, we should talk about it, but I think you should take it

And, um, are there any potential risks involved with these tests?

Any trouble finding the place, Arlene?

Any way you can do this without breathing into my mouth?

Anyway, he orders from this guy on the beach,

Anyway, we got a little lost,

Are those shorts or underwear?

Are you aware that Mission Viejo is the birthplace of Florence Griffith Joyner?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you gonna drive?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you surprised?

Aren't Coyote and Bud supposed to pick you up for your test in ten minutes?

As I will remember you and all our intrepid adventures.

At least you have that in common.

At Thanksgiving and blaming it on Brianna.

At the house after Madison's christening?

Aw, man, she really does need her full 11 hours.

Aw.

Baby, I'm back in business.

Basically, I channeled you.

Be causal bleeds Sausalito, California every day."

Be the bossy hamster with the drinking problem.

Because he keeps that with all his other drugs,

Because he thinks he has his extras, which he doesn't,

Because he's got to get healthy because there's some stuff

Because I have other names.

Because it's horrible. I never should have said that.

Because it's not something one does.

Because Mommy needs clown spray so she's not scared.

Because of the thing!

Because see? The bull.

Because she's sick because there's not enough room in her tummy for two babies.

Because they are always under his favorite pillow.

Because they deeply and truly love each other.

Because we don't want to give Mommy lice.

Because you thought the driver was Roy Orbison?

Because you'll be spending it with me. Pull over.

Because you're the best mother I know.

Because, Frankie. It's what one does.

Because, uh, you didn't call me to come help with the kids.

Because, you know, Jean's here.

Bed rest? What does that mean? Tell me.

Before going to sleep.

Before I get a chance to marry you.

Before in my life.

Being roommates with that hippie nutbag?

Besides, it'll look too weird. Like you can't stand them or something.

Besides, you don't have to be around to deal with them anyway.

Between your memory problems and all the pot?

Bidding war? Yes, please. Power lunch? Thank you, Sharks.

Bill? Will. Gil. Alan.

Binge on Antiques Roadshow.

Bitch, I'm here to play bingo! This bitch invited me.

Bitch, what are you doing here?

Bitch.

Boobless? I taught you that.

Books aren't tons of fun, Grandma Grace. Forts are fun.

Brianna, for the love of God, will you give me some peace?

Bud did most of the cleaning.

But don't you miss the balls and the blowers?

But everything's fucked because they got married anyway.

But Grandma Jean had us make get well cards for Mommy

But gross is much larger than net, and with the licensing deal

But had we known about this surgeon,

But how about this one: What do you want?

But how can that be? How is this happening?

But I am afraid of dying

But I can't light a match around the oxygen anyway.

But I did not recreate it at the DMV, so, of course, I was all thrown off.

But I don't know.

But I know you're a very serious businesswoman, so...

But I think if he marries Robert, he would like it if you'd call him Dad.

But I was afraid if I...

But I'll tell you what we can do

But I'm not getting a Pomeranian.

But I'm the one that told Sol he was a schmuck if he didn't tell Robert.

But I've learned so much today I'd like to branch out.

But if you stick with it, it's smooth sailing.

But if you're trying to fill out that bowling shirt...

But it knows what it wants.

But it may have been a power play. As a businesswoman and a woman woman,

But it was good because now there can be closure.

But just get to the facts, pussy.

But let's just say some shit is going down!

But see, the thing is...

But she's not retaining anything. It's bad.

But that is not where I want to end up.

But that shows very poor judgment, Mom.

But the truth is, we don't know what's going to happen in that operating room.

But then get the hell out of my house.

But then you wouldn't owe $35,000.

But this year, she's also been there for me.

But this year, she's also been there for me.

But we've both been put through the same wringer.

But when I tell him about Frankie

But you didn't. You left me sitting there.

But you might

But you'll be fully recovered, and we'll have all our friends and family there.

But you're hardly the Grand Marshal of the gay parade.

But you're past all that now. Honey, she's holding you back.

But, but I want you to know I hear you.

But, I'm starving.

But, you know, you were busy with the kids and work,

By now I'm sure you've heard, I'm Jojo, his flight attendant.

By the power vested in me by the magic of the world wide web,

By using my sweet demeanor and sugar cookies to get elected

Bye, honey. Congratulations. Yeah.

Calm down, you'll be fine.

Calm down. Mine's frozen. I think by the FBI.

Can I get you anything?

Can I lay down with her?

Can I not keep one thing that brings me joy?

Can we have five minutes where no one mentions my groin?

Can't you ask one of your kids to take you?

Certainly not on the lips, maybe about the head somewhere.

Clear your head out for a little bit. All right? Here, study these.

Clearly he's not home. You need to go pay for the pizza.

Cocaine!

Code blue, room 2235.

Come and relax.

Come back fresh and ready to play.

Come here.

Come in.

Come into the fort, Grandma.

Come on, boy.

Come on, don't you wonder what he looks like?

Come on, Grace. Haven't you ever been anyone else?

Come on, Grace. Hurry up! Hm.

Come on, you're not so bad.

Come on!

Coming. I'm coming.

Congratulations, Mallory!

Couldn't do what? Knock?

Couldn't I just tell him I couldn't find the marriage license?

Coyote has chlamydia.

Dad, don't stress. We got it. Take this off your worry list.

Dad, this is amazing.

Dad, you'll be fine, OK? He's sleeping.

Dad.

Dad. Dad. Dad, sit up.

Damn these boots.

Danger ahead: uncontrollable urge to cha cha cha, pain free, all night.

Deal with it like you would a face lift.

Dear Diary:

Did it work?

Did my mother just call my sister fat?

Did the doctor tell you something?

Did you ever consider there may be a connection

Did you get the rest of your stuff?

Did you give me a play?

Did you know I even sewed a stupid pocket on it for his stupid reading glasses?

Did you know that Florence Griffith Joyner was born here?

Did you know that your brake light is out, Ms... Bergstein?

Did you read my play?

Did your grandson give you any pointers when you stole his game?

Didn't know I could. I...

Didn't you grow up playing video games? Where's my competition?

Do I have a choice? The sun's going down.

Do me a favor, will ya? Put that on vibrate?

Do you Do you Do you have the results of the test?

Do you live in the Walgreens parking lot?

Do you remember him having bunions?

Do you remember, she used to protest outside my mani pedi place.

Do you think that's why Robert had the heart attack?

Do you want to talk about it?

Does it expire?

Does this look tasty.

Don't come. Buh bye.

Don't confuse me with facts, I'm going somewhere with this.

Don't forget the transcendental foot place. That was a necessary stop.

Don't forget, Jerry lives right around the corner from us. How fun would that be?

Don't pay any attention. Just be cool and just follow my lead.

Don't say "open heart."

Don't start. They were my best friends.

Don't tell me you haven't done this since you and Sol broke up.

Don't worry, honey. It's going to be fine.

Dr. Bender, paging Dr. Bender, please.

Dr. Bender, paging Dr. Bender, please.

Dr. Gold, dial 2 1 1. Dr. Gold, dial 2 1 1.

Drag me back to this hellscape.

Drop it! Release my Cheez Its!

Eat that, Coyote!

Ee! Cold.

Even though I am annoyed at the fit of your shirt

Every existential question about our lives right now?

Every time he looks at me... he trusts me.

Everybody grab a seat in the dining room and I'll get us some wine.

Everybody I met owes this hospital money.

Everyone else has been up in there today.

Everything I said, plus are you still my yam man?

Everything is just wrong

Exactly.

Exactly. The guests will be so eager to get off the phone with you

Except with clots. That must have been very upsetting for you, Mrs. Mathison.

Excuse me

Excuse me, the man in this bed said he was very thirsty.

Exhale.

Federal Regulation 7 8 9 5 4, you're not supposed to do that.

Fine, fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. I'll get them.

Fine. We may have done some testing, and it may have gone well

First of all, homemade cards are great, but only if you put in a lot of effort.

First of all, it's "lie." Second of all, no, you can't,

First, I wasn't allowed to get angry with you 'cause you're gay.

Five minutes later the guy comes back with a sock full of cocaine.

Fly, feet.

For a wedding that's already happened. Not to mention the caterer, the florist

For Pete's sake.

For the new me, and all the while she was here.

Forgive me. I...

Forgot our bags.

Four lane intersection.

Frankie, how did the medicine cabinet get into the couch?

Frankie, I'm not cleaning up after you.

Frankie, look at me. Look at me.

Frankie, would you come help?

Frankie, you need to find a way to calm down!

Frankie, you're crowding my follow through!

Frankie!

Frankie?

Frankie? I think we really need to process.

Frankie's here. We were hoping to see you.

Friday is bowling day.

Friends who count don't count, Grandma Jean.

From the big, bad potentially mob affiliated vendors.

Funny. This isn't my area,

Gesundheit, Gretchen Gumblehausen!

Get a change of clothes. Wait!

Get in the car, Grace.

Get out of my head and don't come back.

Get some rest, Mom.

Girls, girls, don't hover. He's gotta rest.

Give me your credit card. Oh, never mind, I I finally have it memorized.

Give us a hug! Oh, sweetheart.

Give us a hug! Oh, sweetheart.

Go get the crab salad out of the fridge.

Go home, Grace.

Go! Come!

Go.

Gobble, gobble, gobble!

God Grace. Grace, OK.

God. Yeah, that'll be easy to find.

Going to the other room to do... not this.

Good band name: Jamaican Séance.

Good idea.

Good morning.

Good. That's good.

Grace is off with her fancy friends. And you two Judases have sold me up the river.

Grace loves the balls and blowers.

Grace, I can't even look Robert in the eye.

Grace, if something should happen to me

Grace, it's your turn.

Grace, that stare is filled with Phil.

Grace, the ER doctor said they're gonna put the tube through his groin.

Grace, today I wish to discover the real Frankie.

Grace, where you going?

Grace, you should come play with us next Friday.

Grace!

Grace! Grace, you're not gonna believe what I did.

Grace?

Grace? Is that you, sweetheart?

Grace.

Great. Do you know this sign means?

Great. You're one can of cat food away from full on Grey Gardens.

Gretchen Gumblehausen!

Ha ha. Ta da!

Ha!

Hamsters don't live long enough to have grandchildren.

Hanging out with a bunch of couples when you're not a couple anymore.

Happy wedding decorations.

Hard to tell if it was the depression or the pills.

Have you been forgetting anything else lately?

Have you found his pork rind stash yet?

Have you seen my cell phone?

He can have ice chips.

He comes out, we duck down, he never sees us.

He doesn't need to know why. Yet.

He had a heart attack, if you can search by that.

He had a heart attack, if you can search by that.

He has no idea he married

He is so wonderful.

He looks like an over pronator.

He looks so small in that bed.

He never was.

He really loves me.

He used to be. Now it's clowns.

He used to keep Slim Jims in the waffle maker.

He was the contractor who did my kitchen. We became friends.

He was. A few years ago, I heard he got divorced.

He was... something else and that was a long time ago.

He's a contractor who was born in San Antonio.

He's an He's an Irish lawyer, for God's sake.

He's been asking about you.

He's going to be just fine.

He's like a human lie detector.

He's OK, Grace. Everything went really well.

He's right. We'll call you if something happens, huh?

He's the whole reason I don't want to do it.

Heart, heart, prayer hands.

Heh. Me neither.

Hello, witnesses. Beloved strangers.

Hello.

Here, will you get a load of me for a fat second?

Hey, hey. Don't say anything about the babies, OK?

Hey, kids, I feel my trademark energy waning,

Hey, Madison, you want to have a tea party?

Hey, make a wish.

Hey, now.

Hey, wait! No, where are you going?

Hey, we need to talk.

Hey, we're out. So let's go out.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Hey, why is that not happening in your studio?

Hey, you. I'm here.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. I'm pretty gay. In fact, I have a husband.

Hi, guys. Hi.

Hi, honey.

Hi, Mal. I was just gonna call you.

Hi.

Hi. I thought I heard you.

Hi. I'm here to take Mr. Handsome down for a heart, um...

Hi. Is this Finn or Fergus?

Hi. Your sister's pregnant.

Hill? Helipad? Hoagies.

Ho

Hoagies? Really, Mom?

Hold it. What about all the food they prepared?

Hold tight. We might be in for the fight of our lives.

Honestly, you didn't even have to come.

Honey, I want you to tell me what is wrong.

Honey, we were being quiet. We didn't want to wake you.

Hope is overrated.

Horse? Horse crossing?

Hot.

How about "Dear Beloved Guest, Sol fucked Frankie,

How about 12:30?

How about I tell you about my theory on how the government controls the weather?

How about you? What's your wish?

How about your license?

How am I supposed to concentrate with that going on?

How anyone in God's name would want to put an...

How are you today, ma'am?

How can I be expected to remember every check I've ever written?

How did it go with Mallory?

How did you meet him?

How do you catch a moonbeam in your hand?

How do you come back from that?

How do you do that? You're like a useless machine.

How do you get in? How do you do it?

How great is this?

How is he?

How long has that been there?

How many times do I have to tell you? If you see something, say something.

How on earth is he gonna see my thermos through these filthy windows?

How should I know? I'm on strike.

How they twinkle when you know he's

How we're not all in a Mexican prison I'll never understand.

How you feeling?

How? I've pissed off all the clergy people in this hospital.

How'd you do it?

How'd you get out of that thing?

How's Daddy? Does he need surgery? Is

How's Daddy? Does he need surgery? Is

How's your dad?

Huh, and, uh, you told your father first that you were pregnant.

I always say if you've got ugliness going on, don't lay it on everyone else.

I always wanted one of those.

I am in complete support of gay marriage.

I am just going to send out an email blast to the entire wedding list.

I am not being sucked into... whatever this is.

I am trying to, it's kind of a challenge sometimes.

I believe it's called rage.

I burned down your tool shed, I stole the Virgin Mary from your nativity scene

I can almost see what he looked like when he was a boy.

I can drive.

I can find his address for $9.99.

I can imagine you at 18.

I can make you a stick with a point. Would you like that?

I can read to you from New Law Journal.

I can see that. Who has kisses?

I can't believe this happened. We were just at your house like an hour before.

I can't believe this is happening now. Just when my life is opening up again.

I can't believe this is happening.

I can't do this. Phil is not Jerome and I'm not in high school.

I can't go in there and face gay Matlock.

I can't take it.

I can't wait.

I can't. I'm a Catholic priest.

I care about you marrying our husbands.

I caught a puss face from Janet during the lunch.

I could be an entirely new person.

I could go out and make new friends.

I could not ask them to leave work.

I could tell she didn't want to ask, but if Mal's on bed rest,

I demand to know why you pulled me over. And be informed, I'm filming you.

I did sleep with Sol, so that that unresolved business is is resolved.

I didn't come here for Flo Jo.

I didn't know it was the morgue, I thought it was the atrium

I didn't mean it.

I didn't want to tell you in a message.

I do.

I do. Don't I deserve some kind of compensation for my services?

I do. I forgot.

I do. I forgot.

I don't Chocolate.

I don't even know that the Universal Life Church is a real thing.

I don't even know what to say.

I don't even want to go to their wedding.

I don't get you, man.

I don't have any cash. Can't you pay for it?

I don't have any practice because I don't actually make wishes.

I don't have the right incense,

I don't know that they heard all of them.

I don't know what the division of labor was in your marriage

I don't know why I was holding onto that.

I don't know, Trapper John, M.D.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know. I walked in and he was face down on the kitchen table.

I don't mean to put it on you.

I don't need your hope.

I don't think anyone's ever called me "Mary" before.

I don't want him to die.

I feel infected already.

I fell in love with a Black Panther. Anyways,

I figured you might need a ride home.

I found a Phil Milstein.

I get a lot of help from my two Italian nutritionists... Martini and Rossi.

I get what you're trying to do. I don't really feel comfortable with this.

I got depressed so I could take pills.

I got it, I got it.

I gotta move this ottoman.

I guess because..

I had a lot of opinions about Cher's dress

I had no idea what happened to you.

I had to spend the whole summer indoors.

I hate to be helpful, but I could use the distraction

I have a feeling I moved out of my house,

I have a husband, too. And frankly, I would say I'm gayer than you.

I have a major urge to drink cough syrup.

I have a meeting with her later this afternoon

I have news.

I have something that might cheer you up. Ta da.

I have to come back in a week to retake it.

I haven't driven a semi in years.

I haven't seen him in 15 years.

I I also performed his, uh, marriage ceremony,

I I'm OK.

I insist, Brianna donna ding dong.

I jimmied my way out with Sol's pocketknife,

I just I couldn't do it.

I just can't join two men in holy matrimony.

I just did five calls in line for coffee, how many have you done?

I just need quiet.

I just thought it and felt guilty about that.

I just want to get outta here.

I just..

I knew it!

I knew my license had lapsed. I...

I know how to say "bullshit" in American Sign.

I know how to write "hillbillies."

I know I have an idea and a business wants it.

I know my civil rights, that's how I am.

I know that there's a fantastic offer on the table for your client slash mother.

I know that.

I know when. And I know who brought the playful out in you.

I know.

I know. I learned it from my grandson.

I know. I listened and did the exact opposite.

I know. It's kind of her thing.

I left it that he would provide yams for my lube

I lie down to close my eyes, and all I see is your hair.

I like that about you. Thank you.

I looked once, but the hologram made me dizzy.

I love him, too.

I love the lube which is where

I love to watch guys sleep.

I love you for that question, but no, thanks. Not right now.

I love you so much.

I may have gained a little weight.

I mean Oh, those are from us.

I mean it a lot.

I mean, can I can I count on you for the yams for my lube?

I mean, clown spray would attract clowns.

I mean, don't they owe it for all the years

I mean, somebody's gotta be responsible.

I mean, taking me to Whole Foods and the art store.

I mean, wasn't there a best Grace?

I mean, we're so curious about how you two are getting on.

I mean, you said you'd marry two men and they're both men.

I mean, you were sitting there with your lips all pursed over your finger.

I meant well.

I missed you.

I most certainly do.

I need gluten.

I need to fix this insurance stuff before Robert wakes up.

I need to process with him that I can't talk about

I need to stop guessing. I never get it anymore.

I never asked you to look for Phil.

I never want to disappoint my fans, however

I now pronounce you... married.

I only really liked myself when I was on them.

I prefer it to running errands for my ex husband.

I put the syrup inside like a burrito, sometimes it squirts out.

I ran into him at the farmer's market

I ran my questions by a colleague in malpractice

I really fucked up.

I remembered a class I took at Berkeley on how we learn.

I said Oh, God.

I shoot from the hip, you know that about me.

I should be driving us home.

I still had a boyfriend.

I swear, at lunch, I thought a bird

I think I know what would cheer you up.

I think it would be best if we did this as soon as possible

I think my roommate understands business just fine.

I think she's starting to have a real problem.

I think these are the vows that Robert wrote.

I think this business meeting has gone very successfully

I think you should go.

I think your emotions are getting the better of you.

I thought I met all your nurses.

I thought that he had a heart attack.

I thought you left.

I thought you wanted to go home.

I thought you wouldn't eat it.

I told you I'd be back, man.

I told you to get off the pot.

I understand that this is a disappointment for you and

I used to have friends.

I used to tell myself I'd do it after everybody left the party, but I never did.

I usually get paid 300 bucks for marrying people. Plus a tip.

I want nine million dollars.

I want six percent of the gross, I want my art on the box,

I want to get married here.

I want to make sure we're...

I wanted to call you,

I wanted to, I did.

I was afraid I couldn't pass the test.

I was at the door.

I was going to, I wanted to, but I got attached to it.

I was just thinking how nice it was that we'd reached a point in our relationship

I was practicing my vows. Then I was in an ambulance.

I was so nervous to call her, my hands were shaking when I dialed.

I was there.

I was with Robert. Our timing was off. I had the girls.

I wasn't gonna put my fist in it.

I wasn't high when I took the test.

I wasn't interested in things like that, or Greco Roman wrestling,

I went... right up to the door.

I will always have your yams because I'll always be your yam man.

I will ask if they'll put ice cream in it.

I will need one last lift to the DMV on Friday.

I will reach in and stop yours with my bare hands.

I wish I didn't have to schlep all this stuff back to the hospital.

I wish you could see your eyes right now.

I wished for a baby smooth chin.

I wonder if he still has his mustache.

I would love to host life

I would love to try singing during bingo. It sounds fabulous.

I would really like for us to feel comfortable

I would've loved being born in the 17th century.

I...

I'd hoped that when you saw him,

I'd like everyone to hum.

I'd like to introduce my legal counsel, Nwabudike Douglas Bergstein.

I'd like to introduce you to my friend, President Andrew Jackson?

I'd like to speak to someone who understands

I'd say black mold or disgruntled waiter.

I'll be right back.

I'll get that to her.

I'll give you $500, young man,

I'll just get my manager.

I'll tell her later.

I'll tell you, I was balancing my checkbook

I'll wait 'til you're finished...

I'll walk you down. Come on.

I'm about to remember this is a terrible idea.

I'm almost up.

I'm an amateur sleuth with limited self control and a computer.

I'm balancing my checkbook! Which Sol used to do, but now I'm doing it

I'm Cloris the Clown who makes people happy!

I'm fine.

I'm getting in shape to have fun with my friends.

I'm glad they're replacing it with your vagina.

I'm gonna erase it, my finger is on the eraser key.

I'm gonna give you a five star Yelp review right this second.

I'm gonna go get your breakfast tray

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna need nine million dollars and an Orvis gift card.

I'm gonna say Timberland.

I'm gonna sneak in a little vape.

I'm guessing something fun.

I'm I'm losing

I'm just I'm terrified that everything's going to change.

I'm just gonna wait 'til you're done.

I'm just saying you you ran a red light.

I'm just so afraid of losing you.

I'm just trying to get answers.

I'm just trying to help, Grace.

I'm lying upside down on the job.

I'm making a point. You know how I've been looking everywhere

I'm never going to be able to look him in the eye?

I'm not doing anything and I'm about to stand up.

I'm not dressing for him anymore.

I'm not fat.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not jumping every time he calls.

I'm not ready to be alone with him. Not yet. Not in our home.