A Bug's Life (1998) Soundboard Edit

Against the grasshoppers.

All right, we're dyin' out there. Gypsy, quick! You and Manny...

All right. We are going to build a bird...

And after seeing you fight off those flies...

And I'm looking... I'm looking for tough bugs, you know, mean bugs, the sort of bugs...

And to make our official welcome complete... Mr Soil?

And, um, I just wanted to thank you for giving me a chance...

Ants are not meant to serve grasshoppers!

Anytime, pal! I'm gonna pick the hairs out of your head one by one!

As a surprise for your arrival.

As far as I can tell

Aw, come on. It's a great story. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Because it's an honour to work with creative giants such as yourself.

Blindfolded!

Boo!

Bugs will pay big bucks to see

But if our ancestors were able to build this anthill...

But there was that ant that stood up to me.

But, Hopper, since it's almost the rainy season...

Bye! Whoa oh!

Can't tell. As soon as the light goes on, they scatter!

Come on.

Da da da da da da da

Don't you understand? We are up!

Empty bean can and dead rat.

Flik!

Flik!

For this act is so dangerous...

Francis! Your boyfriends from the circus are here!

Good luck, Flik!

He's gonna get the bestest, roughest bugs you've ever seen!

He's in a trance.

Heimlich! The wagon's taking off! You better start flying!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hmm. Come on, wings

Hold on!

How he felt, what he dreamed

Huh?

Huh? I gotcha! I gotcha!

I demand to know who said that!

I don't even recognize it.

I finally get a second to relax, and I gotta get out of my chair.

I guess we could use a little entertainment.

I mean, we just got here, and we have more than enough food to get us through the winter.

I mean, you're his brother. That makes you, like, uh...

I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed...

I tell you a tale of heroes so bold...

I, uh, I kinda promised the Blueberries I'd teach 'em canasta.

I'm rich, rich, rich That's who I am

I've just about had it with these losers!

In a moment, I will light this trail of matches...

In less than 50...

It's the time of your life

It's the time of your life

Judging by your breath, you must have been buzzin' around a dung heap all day.

Just do what he says. You don't want to make him mad. Believe me!

L I'm a walking stick. Oh, never mind.

Ladies and gentlebugs! Larvae of all stages!

Ladies and gentlemen, may I suggest that those of you...

Let's come on out. Careful.

Let's go!

Let's ride!

Look out!

Look, the last leaf has fallen.

Manny? Manny!

No, it wasn't me. It was...

No!

No! Bad grasshopper! Bad grasshopper! Go home!

Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!

Now... Now, do you see our tree?

Of Metamorphosis!

Of you bugs helping us fight the grasshoppers away.

Oh, good. Because, you see...

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, nonsense. This is nothing compared to the twig of '93.

Oh, sorry!

Oh, the pain!

Oh, they're all so cool, I can't pick!

Oh! Cool. I love our job.

Oh. Right.

Ohh!

Our Blueberry troop salutes you bugs for rescuing our smallest member, Princess Dot.

Please! Will you help us?

Popcorn! Stale popcorn!

Present stalks!

Preying upon the hungry souls of hapless artistes.

Princess Atta! Hey! Hey, guys, this is Princess Atta! She's the one that sent me to find you!

Princess Atta! Princess Atta!

Rabbit through the hole, chicken in the barn, two by two by, there's the yarn.

Rain!

Rub your legs together for the world's greatest bug circus!

Seed to tree. You've gotta work with me, all right? Okay.

She let me go out and find you.

Slow down, you flowers!

So live it well

So, now I'm a widow. I mean, I've always been a black widow..

So, uh, please, everyone enjoy the party.

Somethin' about buzzin' around a dung heap?

Sorry, sorry. Coming through. Princess Atta, there's something I need to tell you.

Squish 'em.

Stand back, ye flies! We are the greatest warriors in all bugdom!

Stay here. I'm gonna get help.

Suck it in, man!

Ta da!

Thanks, Dot.

That's it? But there's got to be more food on the island!

The last leaf is about to fall!

The next day, there was a line of flies outside the tent went on forever!

There they are.

There ya go. Good job, fellas. Keep up the good work.

There's snakes and birds and bigger bugs out there!

There's still a few months till the rains come...

They come, they eat, they leave. They come, they eat, they leave.

They're back! Get ready, everybody!

They're here.

They're rounding everyone up.

Those puny little ants outnumber us 100 to one.

Uh, excuse me. Hi. I represent an ant colony, and we're...

Uh... Oh! Don't tell me. I know it. I know it. What is it?

Up a.

Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.

Wait a minute.

Watch my eyes. Don't look away.

We don't fight grasshoppers.

We haven't collected any food for the grasshoppers!

We may only go round one time

We'll be the top circus act in the business!

Well then, get over there and check it out!

Well, how 'bout this?

Well, we have to try, Thorny. We don't have any choice.

Well, what's this? Another one of your little bird tricks?

What is going on? Flik?

What's the matter? You scared of grasshoppers?

Where were we?

Whoa!

Work that ab, baby!

Would like to present you with this, a mural we have drawn...

Wow!

You always cast me as the broom, the pole, the stick, a splinter.

You bugs were never here. So I suggest you all leave

You have to tunnel home to?

You moron, we'll be out of here before it rains.

You're weird, but I like you.

Your Highness, don't you see? We could send someone to get help!

Your Highness, the warriors have called for a secret meeting to plan for a circus...

And stay out! Tough bugs!

Are you saying I'm stupid? Yes!

Blueberries rock! Yea! All right!

Buzz off! Oh, pardon me, sir. L I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment.

Come on! You can rub lotion on me later, shade boy. Yeah, hubba hubba.

Dot! Dot! Mom! Single file!

Flik has returned! He's back?

Flik! Dot?

Flik! It's going to be okay, Dot.

Flik! Quick! After them!

Flik? It's Flik! What?

For you! Oh! It's a rock.

Good! Okay, okay. I'll tell ya anyway.

Hey! He did it! He did it! He did it! Yea!

Hey! Hey, Tiny! Let's get this show packed up!

I can't see! Somebody do something!

I give you the Chinese Cabinet... Come on, girls. Quick. Quick.

I know what everyone really thinks. I don't follow you.

I'm always acting like the sky is falling. Look out!

It must have been a foot long! P.T., no!

Just an ordinary blade of grass and a bead of dew, right? Flik, please.

Marker. Whoa, Flik, honey.

Me? Oh, uh, uh... Ow, ow, ow! Oh, no.

More! More! More! Wait!

My dad doesn't think that. He doesn't, huh?

My dad says he gives you 1 hour before you come back to the island crying. Does he, now?

No one has ever seen anyone like that around here. Hey!

No! No! Okay, Flik, time to put ya down now.

O Okay, I just need a little time to... Now!

Oh, I'm so sorry, Dim. An owie? Owie! Owie, owie.

Oh, ow ow ow ow. You're perfect!

Okay, that's done! Whoa!

Oops. Tell me this isn't true.

Read 'em and weep. Huh?

Really? Really? Uh, really.

See ya, Flik! Bye! We miss you already!

The grasshoppers eat the food... And the birds eat the grasshoppers.

Then you can eat. P.T., what's the point?

There. Ow!

They are poo poo heads! Not again.

Warrior bugs! My sword!

We need some water! Water, water, water, water, water!

Well, that's an oversimplification. That's right, kids

What did we just decide here? To let Flik leave.

What's going on here? Well, uh...

What's with the rock? Must be a circus thing.

You got it. And that's it! Whoa!