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Grey's Anatomy (2005) - Season 1

Grey's Anatomy (2005) - Season 1

Grey's Anatomy is a renowned American medical drama television series that first premiered on March 27, 2005. Created by Shonda Rhimes, this captivating show quickly became a global phenomenon, captivating audiences with its gripping storylines, complex characters, and emotional rollercoasters. Set in the fictional Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital in Seattle, the show revolves around the lives of surgical interns, residents, and attending physicians.

The first season of Grey's Anatomy introduces us to a talented ensemble cast, each bringing their own unique blend to the table. Some of the notable characters are Dr. Meredith Grey, played by Ellen Pompeo, who serves as the show's protagonist. As a young intern with a brilliant mind, Meredith faces numerous challenges, both personally and professionally, as she navigates the ups and downs of her medical career while also grappling with her complicated personal life.

Other central characters include Dr. Derek Shepherd, portrayed by Patrick Dempsey, a skilled neurosurgeon who forms a deep connection with Meredith. Dr. Cristina Yang, played by Sandra Oh, stands out as a fiercely ambitious and determined intern, while Dr. Izzie Stevens, portrayed by Katherine Heigl, captures hearts with her compassionate nature. Dr. Alex Karev, played by Justin Chambers, starts as a cocky intern but gradually reveals a softer side.

Grey's Anatomy, Season 1, delves into the intense relationships and complex dynamics that develop within the hospital walls. From love triangles and forbidden romances to intense medical cases and life-or-death decisions, the show expertly balances the personal and professional lives of its characters. As the season progresses, viewers become emotionally invested in these characters, feeling their triumphs and disappointments, their joys and sorrows.

With its captivating storytelling and relatable characters, Grey's Anatomy has managed to entertain and touch the hearts of millions of viewers worldwide. It has garnered a significant fan base who eagerly anticipate each new episode and season. The show's success can be attributed to its superb writing, exceptional acting, and the ability to tackle real-life medical issues with authenticity and depth.

If you are a fan of Grey's Anatomy or simply looking for a captivating drama to indulge in, you can play and download all the sounds from Season 1 here. Relive the moments that made you laugh, cry, and gasp in awe. From the pulsating surgical procedures to heart-wrenching emotional confessions, these sounds will transport you back to the world of Grey's Anatomy, reminding you why this show has become a cultural phenomenon.

Grey's Anatomy, Season 1, remains a timeless classic that continues to capture the hearts of viewers even after its initial release in 2005. With its compelling characters and emotional storytelling, this critically acclaimed series has solidified its place in television history. So, sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the enchanting world of Grey's Anatomy – where medicine and humanity collide.

A large bore IV. Don't let the blood hemolyze. Let's go!
A month ago, you were in med school being taught by doctors.
About how great it was going to be?
Actually, I was...
Alex Karev. Nice to meet you.
All I need is one good case
All is well.
All medical matter in a **** must stay with the person who collected it
All right, Mrs. Lu, I'm Dr. Stevens.
All right, then.
All right. I'm going to sit with her.
Allison.
Allison.
And an MD from Stanford, and I'm delivering lab results.
And having someone down in the pit doing the sutures.
And his outlook?
And I didn't get into med school 'cause I have a famous mother.
And I didn't get stuck with someone this clueless,
And I haven't seen him holding a scalpel lately.
And I normally never wear them because they're not comfortable.
And I tripped over my ribbon.
And I'm tired, and forget it.
And I'm totally forgettable.
And it's just... stupid,
And it's not a bribe. It's a mocha latte.
And lets them perform a procedure during the first shift.
And praying like hell no one crosses them.
And she was wearing the same shoes,
And she's got nobody.
And she's ready for X ray. Ready to roll?
And simultaneously pull up on the purse strings,
And that was, like, a nurse.
And then let me know if it's the right diagnosis?
And then there's the most important line,
And then to see this.
And they call her a Nazi because they're jealous.
And we're over here being...
And when I get back down here, you won't be here, so, um...
And when we are, it's completely shocking.
And you have the audacity to stand here and tell me, "I don't know."
And you're my teacher.
And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass.
And your guy suffers more than any other intern.
And, after that, you can have all the bacon flavored soy product you can eat.
Anybody know why we're here?
Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting now.
Appendix is out.
Are we supposed to be learning something?
Are you allergic to any medication?
Are you going to do any tests?
Are you messing with my intern, Dr. Kay?
Are you sure that's the right diagnosis?
Are you...?
As I'm running the OR today, I get to make that choice.
As if it's a big accomplishment.
As you know, the honor of performing the first surgery
Ask me why.
At 60 seconds, you're supposed to admin another drug.
At least we'll be tortured together, right?
At least you get to practice freakin' medicine.
At least you help people.
Available OB nurse to Labor and Delivery.
Bambi, don't say another word till after the hunter shoots your mother.
Because I grew up in Beverly Hills.
Because if it is, I need to bring breath mints.
Because...
Being a bald beauty queen is the worst thing
Besides, I'm Korean.
Besides, you're the ovarian sister here.
Bet you missed a lot when you first started out.
Both are memories I'd like to hold onto.
Bottom of the surgical food chain.
Boundaries don't keep other people out.
But be careful not to...
But I can't sleep. My head's all full.
But I told his wife...
But I'm very particular about who lives in my house. You're just not right.
But if you ever pull a stunt like that again,
But she's having grand mal seizures with no visible cause.
But this crappy hospital doesn't get the channel.
But today I did.
But we're tight, and we hang out.
But you can't tell anybody that I helped you
But you knew that already.
Bye, Derek.
Call ahead to clear CT. Let them know I'm coming.
Call Respiratory for a ventilator.
Can you call someone?
Can you call someone?
Can you excuse us for a second?
Can you just ask her what's wrong?
Can't imagine that.
Can't we just page someone else?
Catch the guy, they should castrate him.
Chain of custody rules.
Charge again!
Charge again.
Charge them to 300.
Charge to 360.
Charge.
Charging to 200, please.
Charging to 200, please.
Chief of Surgery is mine. Chief of Surgery is mine.
Chief.
Clamp.
Code blue! Code blue!
Congratulations. Whatever.
Congratulations. You can go home today.
Could I have Security, please?
Creatinine elevations had us worried...
Cristina, deliver the labs to the patients.
Cristina, you're on labs. George, patient work ups.
Cristina...
Cristina...
CT, CBC, chem 7, tox screen.
Custody of a penis.
Damn it, Katie.
Damn it.
Damn, he got the peritoneum open. I'm out.
Did he say me?
Did I ask you to go out with me?
Did you call me an ovarian s...? An ovarian s...?
Did you choose me for the surgery because I slept with you?
Did you choose me for the surgery because I slept with you?
Did you just call me a nurse?
Do you know how much trouble you can get into?
Do you know what the code team does?
Do you know what would happen if anyone knew?
Do you talk to them, or do I ask Burke?
Do you want to go out with me?
Does anyone know what this is?
Don't ask. You don't want to know.
Don't do me any favors. It's fine.
Don't get me wrong. I like the kissing.
Don't lie.
Don't make me change my mind.
Don't page me again.
Don't people get sick anymore?
Dr. Bailey, I don't mean to bother you.
Dr. Bailey, I was hoping to assist you in the OR today.
Dr. Bailey, let's shotgun her.
Dr. Bailey's gonna hand you Katie's chart.
Dr. Burke? There's a baby up in Peds.
Dr. Burke.
Dr. Grey, are you listening to me?!
Dr. Grey, you need to tell us what you want to do.
Dr. Grey, you need to tell us what you want to do.
Dr. Grey!
Dr. Shepherd, this is inappropriate.
Dr. Shepherd, you'd said that you'd pick someone to scrub in if we helped?
Dr. Shepherd? This morning, it was Derek.
Dr. Shepherd.
Drawing lines in the sand
Eight of you will switch to an easier specialty.
Eight of you will switch to an easier specialty. Five crack under pressure.
Every intern wants to perform their first surgery.
Every year, you pick your guy,
Exactly. No.
Exam is significant for blunt head trauma.
Except how not to sleep.
Except Manhattan.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Fifteen blade, please.
Fifty says he pulls the whole thing off.
Find the answer, we have a 50 50 chance of scrubbing in.
Fit as a fiddle, or whatever.
Five will crack under the pressure.
Five? Ten? Give me a number, or I'm gonna hit you.
Fix your ticker, take you off the machine. I'm done. Simple procedure.
For a transventricular repair with a right ventriculotomy.
For those strings before she bleeds to death.
For what?
Four, five. Breathe.
George O'Malley barely made the cut to get in this program.
George said Allison was wearing your shoes.
George, 95 percent of all code patients can't be revived.
George, run the code team. Meredith, take the trauma pager.
Geriatrics is for freaks who live with their mothers and never have sex.
Get him out of here.
Get in the way of you taking your shot.
Get in, get out.
Get out of my way!
Get out of the way. Pansy ass idiot.
Get up. Come on.
Getting too low, folks.
Gloria, there were complications in the surgery.
Gloria...
Go away... now.
Go scrub in. When we're finished cracking the baby's chest,
Go to sleep and stop wasting my time.
God, I hate nurses.
Going to the parents behind a doctor's back,
Good morning.
Good news is Dr. Bailey stopped your bleeding.
Good. It's not just me.
Good. Thank you.
Goodbye, um...
Gotta go.
Has that ever occurred to you?
Have a nice life.
Have him shadow you for the day.
Having code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered,
Having no one?
Having the weekend labs delivered
He better be so close to dead there's a tag on his toe.
He left a Manhattan private practice because you asked.
He stumbled right into the hospital.
He turned blue.
He was an old student of mine.
He...
He'll be fine, right?
He'll be urinating out of a bag for a long time.
He's 007.
He's about the flop sweat. He's gonna sweat himself unsterile.
He's an attending.
He's brand new.
He's dead.
He's on his way. Is that it?
Hello?
Hello.
Her ICP's doubled. Get OR!
Her mother is Ellis Grey.
Her... her name is Allison.
Here it comes.
Here. Take these to the lab.
Here's my pager number on this card.
Hey, I want in on Shepherd's surgery.
Hey.
Hi, I'm Isobel Stevens, but everyone calls me lzzie.
Hi. Is the chief in?
Hmm. Did Peds call us for a consult?
Honey, you get to do rectal exams.
How do we get from there to here?
How do you think I'm feeling?
How is she?
How many times do we have to go through this?
How well you play,
Humiliating on so many levels.
I am having a bad day.
I am not slow. You are slow.
I am the best surgeon at Grace with the lowest mortality rate.
I am working hard on Katie's case.
I blame the babies. They make you toxic.
I can cook, and I'm an obsessive cleaner.
I can.
I can't believe I caved.
I can't do it alone.
I can't even say it. I don't know what it is.
I comforted a family, and I got to hang out in the OR today.
I could've done a better job if I'd had more light.
I do have my mother.
I do rhythmic gymnastics, which is, like, really cool.
I do want roommates. We're together 100 hours a week.
I do want to know. Really.
I don't feel like I'm learning anything.
I don't have time. I don't understand you.
I don't know. Sooner or later, the guy that did this
I don't like you.
I don't want to spend time with Shepherd.
I feel like the angel of death.
I get it, I respect it, but George O'Malley's a puppy.
I get it.
I got a shot to scrub in downstairs
I got her. Just... just go.
I got to go.
I had to go all Exorcist to get her to even pick up the phone.
I had to let him go.
I had to send my Chinese lady away.
I hate being an intern.
I hate you on principle.
I hate you. That's not gonna change.
I have a BA from Smith, a PhD from Berkeley
I have a thing for ferryboats.
I have five rules. Memorize them.
I have good news and bad news.
I have the same ones in my locker,
I have to go.
I heard your mother was leaving Mayo.
I just gave the second dose.
I just have to do something.
I just need to get you inside. I have to sew...
I kissed Derek.
I knew that was going to come up.
I know that, but we have to save her life anyway.
I know.
I know.
I lost five patients on the code team today.
I mean, being an intern, do you feel...?
I mean, he looks like he'd be good. Was it any good?
I mean, how are we supposed to get any OR time
I mean, it shouldn't be weird to say this.
I mean, kind of friends...
I moved two weeks ago from Boston. It was my mother's house.
I need a bed.
I need a place to live. My mom irons my scrubs. I have to get out of there.
I need you to play detective. I need you to find out why Katie's having seizures.
I need your extra minds, extra eyes.
I promise you won't go to jail.
I really did think I was right, you know?
I really need to look at your arm.
I saw Allison.
I saw him have a tet spell, and I think I hear a murmur.
I see sinus rhythm.
I see you bring bribes now.
I shock a heart, and someone lives to see another day.
I should start a central line.
I think I'm ready. Mocha latte?
I think it's something with a ball and a...
I think we should do an echo to check.
I think you're cocky, arrogant, bossy and pushy.
I thought the Nazi would be a Nazi.
I thought...
I told Gloria that he would be fine.
I told you. He's gonna pull it off.
I told you. He's gonna pull it off.
I twisted my ankle in talent rehearsal.
I understand. So I'm gonna give you an incentive.
I want an EKG, chest x ray and an echo.
I want to know when you stopped thinking of me as your number one.
I was drunk and good looking. You took advantage.
I was having a bad day.
I was in the top ten after the first two rounds.
I wasn't planning on liking it here.
I will make your residency here hell on Earth.
I wish I could, but I'm a healer.
I wish I wanted to be a chef
I wouldn't have called you, but I can't get the translator.
I, uh, had to leave her skull flap off
I, uh, I hate you too.
I'd kill to have Ellis Grey as a mother. I'd kill to be Ellis Grey.
I'd rip your face off if it meant I got to scrub in.
I'd want them here.
I'll be damned.
I'll come back. I'll be back.
I'll find, um... Does anybody here speak Chinese?
I'll get x rays while I'm down there.
I'll help, OK?
I'll let you hold the clamp.
I'll see you after.
I'll see you in five days.
I'll see you in the OR this afternoon, Mr. Savitch.
I'll take ten, you take ten.
I'll take that action.
I'll tell him I changed my mind.
I'll work with you, I don't want in on the surgery.
I'm a busy man, Grey, and there are rules.
I'm a busy man.
I'm a doctor, too, you know. You should get out of here.
I'm Alex. I'm with Jeremy. You're with the Nazi, right?
I'm all for the kissing. More kissing, I say.
I'm bored.
I'm dependable.
I'm doing it.
I'm Dr. O'Malley. I'll be running this code.
I'm friends with her.
I'm from New York. I'm genetically engineered to dislike everywhere,
I'm George O'Malley.
I'm going to need to check the wound and remove the stitches.
I'm going.
I'm gonna ask interns for help.
I'm gonna do something rare for a surgeon.
I'm gonna go take a shower,
I'm gonna sew up your wound. You're gonna need about six stitches.
I'm just saying it's what I heard.
I'm kidding.
I'm not dating you, and I'm definitely not sleeping with you again.
I'm not going out with you.
I'm not gonna die? I'm fine?
I'm not gonna scrub in for surgery.
I'm not lost. How are you feeling?
I'm not the doctor.
I'm not the girl in the bar anymore, and you're not the guy.
I'm so taking the stairs this time.
I'm sorry I can't take you both. It's gonna be a full house.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I get mean when I 'm tired.
I'm sorry. I have patients lined up.
I'm sure you're very nice,
I'm there.
I'm very good at what I do.
I've been living here six weeks. I didn't know there were ferryboats.
I've been suturing all day.
I've got this kid, Katie Bryce.
I've got to get my own place.
I've never done one.
If everyone's gonna just live?
If I hadn't taken the Hippocratic Oath, I'd Kevorkian her with my bare hands.
If I was in a coma, they'd all be here.
If I'm sleeping, don't wake me unless your patient is dying.
If our baby is sick, we want him treated.
If she can fight the infection, she'll be fine.
If she ever wakes up.
If she ever wakes up.
If she survives.
If she wanted to slice him off with a knife...
If that cow Kylie Wood is gonna walk off with my crown, I have to see it.
If that cow Kylie Wood is gonna walk off with my crown, I have to see it.
If we find the answer, the surgery's yours.
If we're gonna save Katie's life, do it soon.
If you could just go up and look at him.
If you don't count the fact that my bacon days are over, sure.
If you tell anyone, ever...
If you're willing to take the chance...
In the elevator?
In the elevator.
Intermittent for the past week.
Intern was reassigned, so he's mine now.
Into your rectum.
Is gonna seek medical attention.
Is invert the stump into the cecum
Is reserved for the intern that shows the most promise.
Is supposed to be the best in Washington.
Is that true?
It doesn't help to get too familiar.
It happens, rarely, but it does happen.
It is good.
It just says that it was never out of your sight.
It just says that the, um... The...
It still is surgery. There are some risks.
It was a fall so minor, her doctor didn't think to mention it
It was no big deal, not even a bump on the head.
It was yours. Now I'm not so sure.
It will take all day to get through these.
It'll be years before I retire.
It's a benign systolic ejection murmur. It goes away with age.
It's a cooler.
It's a severed penis.
It's a subarachnoid hemorrhage.
It's all about lines.
It's all gonna depend on whether or not she wakes up in the next 72 hours.
It's deep.
It's deep. I need to clean it out.
It's just that I used to change her diapers.
It's like there's this wall.
It's macho. It's hostile. It's hardcore.
It's me, Mom. Meredith.
It's minute, but it's there.
It's nice. A little dusty,
It's not a bribe. I don't think it's a good idea.
It's not a cancer or sarcoma.
It's not a tumor, her CT's clean.
It's not like there's a right or wrong answer.
It's OK. It's OK.
It's posted, but I thought I'd share the good news personally.
It's sad. Really.
It's sick and twisted.
It's the biggest opportunity any intern will get.
It's very rare but minor.
It's weird that you care.
It's weird, right?
It's, uh, glass half full.
It's... it's just that, uh, you were...
IV lost en route,
Izzie, 10 milligrams Diazepam IM.
Izzie, you're on sutures.
Izzie.
Jail? She came inside.
Just a favor for an old professor?
Just makes everything seem so shiny and happy.
Just sitting here with my penis.
Just tell me.
Just... If you could come inside.
Just... It's raining. Please come inside.
Katie belongs to the new attending now, Dr. Shepherd. He's over there.
Katie Bryce is a pain in the ass.
Katie Bryce, 3604?
Katie Bryce's labs came out clear.
Katie competes in beauty pageants.
Katie needs surgery.
Katie, honey, Mom and Dad are here.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Labs are clean, scans are pure,
Large hemostat.
Last night, I was good looking. Had my red shirt on.
Let him know we got the rapist.
Let's all take a moment to grieve.
Let's get him to OR 1. Call the chief.
Let's go. What are you waiting for? Suction.
Let's hang a mannitol. Take a blood gas.
Let's open him up. OK.
Life is messy.
Like I said, I hate nurses.
Like it's uncommon here to be a doctor's parents.
Like it's uncommon to be a doctors' parents...
Like that saying, "You should see the other guy."
Like you've seen me naked.
Load up the portable monitor.
Look around you. Say hello to your competition.
Look, I'm drawing a line. The line is drawn.
Look, it's not like I'm the chief or something.
Look.
Lorazepam's not working.
Love to stay, but I got to tell Katie's parents she's having surgery.
Machine broke in the factory.
Make out with Dr. McDreamy.
Maybe do a minor procedure.
Maybe I should have gone into geriatrics.
Maybe it's professional jealousy. She's brilliant
Maybe not today.
Me, on the other hand... I'm kind of screwed.
Meredith, are you OK?
Meredith, can I talk to you for a second?
Meredith, get Katie for a CT.
Meredith, I'll see you in OR.
Meredith, it's good to see you.
Meredith, what?
Meredith?
Meredith. I've called every hospital in the county.
Meredith's carrying a penis around in a jar.
Mmm. Kill me now.
Mocha latte, my ass.
More pressure.
Most of them are seriously dead before you even get there.
Mr. And Mrs. Johnson, I'm Dr. Burke, head of Cardio.
Mr. Bryce...
Ms. Lu, wait! Ms. Lu! What is it?
Ms. Lu!
Ms. Lu?
Murphy whispered, everyone laughed.
My hands are numb.
My mother was one of the greats.
Nancy Reagan lied.
Next time you wake me,
No blood on the CT and no headaches.
No change.
No one holds a scalpel till I'm so happy I'm Mary freakin' Poppins.
No one minds when you kill an old person.
No one's neglected him or damaged him yet.
No self control.
No siblings?
No smiling, no hugging, no letting them cry.
No, Burke's off the case.
No, Dr. Burke is very good. Don't worry.
No, I want a doctor who knows what they're doing.
No, I'm not gay.
No, no, no inside. No... Jail.
No, no. The white lead is on the right.
No, screw you. I don't get picked for surgeries 'cause I slept with my boss,
No, seriously. You have to go. I'm late.
No, sir. Give me the chart.
No, the thing: Exchange the details, pretend we care.
No, there will be no memories.
No, there's no white count.
No, you're not. If you were, you'd be able to give me some answers.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Both parents are dead.
No. Forget I asked.
No. What about infection?
Nobody else does it.
Not actually friends exactly,
Not good enough. He's my patient now.
Not in the five minutes it takes you to get to the emergency. Immediately.
Not inside.
Not only will you have killed someone, you woke me for no reason. We clear?
Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again.
Not without a Peds consult.
Nothing in her spinal tap.
Now all you have to do
Now ask me why I'm not so sure about you.
Now I can fix it. You two did great work.
Now I have to like it here.
Now it's Dr. Shepherd.
Now you think I'm gay.
Now, how do you want to proceed?
Nurses will page you.
Odd, but it's nice. [laughs]
Officer.
Oh, I I wasn't complaining.
Oh, I'll be outside the OR the whole time.
Oh, I'm sorry. I I don't... Do you speak English?
Oh, it should be fun then.
Oh, man. It's 911 for Katie Bryce.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my mother's not dead.
Oh, nothing.
Oh, please.
Oh, poor lzzie, turning away patients. Boohoo.
Oh, right.
Oh, we can do anything you want.
Oh, yes, right. Um...
Oh, you...
Oh. Oh, Dr. Shepherd, just one moment.
OK, fine, George and lzzie, you can move into the house.
OK, I was the one who was drunk, and you are not that good looking.
OK, I'll just... I'll wake her.
OK, Martin, Robinson, Bond, Hawkins.
OK, O'Malley, let's see what you can do.
OK, OK, OK.
OK, she's full on Lorazepam?
OK, so I'm just gonna insert my fingers
OK, that's it. I'm done. You can go.
OK?
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. I didn't really want to know.
OK. There's no drug use, no pregnancy, no trauma.
OK. This is an actual hospital.
OK. Well, what am I supposed to do with the penis?
OK. You're all sewn up.
On a patient who wasn't alive during the Civil War.
On call rooms. Attendings hog them.
One in a million, literally.
Only it makes you feel bad in your warm, gooey places.
Only six women out of 20.
Open, identify, ligate, remove, irrigate, close.
Open, identify, ligate, remove, irrigate, close.
Or a drunken massage by a man.
Or a ski instructor or a kindergarten teacher.
Or do I need to get you a marker?
Or they don't.
Or you throwing me out this morning?
Other people are far too messy.
Ouch!
Our doctor said that she might need an operation.
Out. Out.
Outside of the hospital, or I might lose my job.
Penis.
Phenobarbital. Load her with phenobarbital.
Please. Please sit down.
Please...
Prep for craniotomy.
Pressure's returning. Rate's coming back.
**** kit came back negative. She kicked his ass.
Richard asked you to come?
Richard, I do more in this hospital than...
Richard.
Right here, OK?
Right now, she's a mystery.
Righty, whitey, smoke over fire.
Royally. Her mother is Ellis Grey.
Rule four: The dying patient better not be dead when I get there.
Rule number five: When I move, you move.
Rule number one: Don't bother sucking up.
Saves lives.
Says the girl who finished first in her class at Stanford.
Scrub in to assist on an advanced procedure.
Seattle has ferryboats.
Seattle is surrounded by water on three sides.
See you later.
See you.
Seriously, that's gonna help with the respect thing?
Seriously?
Sew him up minus part of the family jewels.
She bit off his... his penis.
She came in with a GCS of six. BP: 80 over 60.
She could be splinting, or have a P.E.
She could have gone through her entire life without it ever being a problem.
She doesn't respond to our meds.
She going back with the UN?
She got up, iced her ankle, and everything was fine.
She green card. Me, no.
She had a seizure and her heart stopped.
She has no CT lesions, no fevers,
She has no headaches, no neck pain, her CT is clean.
She just moved to Seattle three weeks ago.
She may not have pneumonia, you know.
She says the murmur might not be benign.
She was one of the first big chick surgeons.
She was, like, camped out down there.
She won't let me sew her up.
She'd be here ordering all the surgeons around.
She'd fly these cowboys in from Prague
She's a living legend.
She's a living legend. Yeah, she won the Harper Avery twice.
She's a ticking clock.
She's going to be fine.
She's going to spend a long time in recovery and rehab.
She's gonna die if I don't make a diagnosis, which is where you come in.
She's got Diazepam. Two milligrams Lorazepam.
She's lucky she's still breathing.
She's never gonna get the chance to turn into a person.
She's not going to make it, is she?
She's post op. Start the antibiotics.
She's short of breath. She's got fever.
She's the on call resident.
She's wearing my shoes, and someone's beat the crap out of her.
She's your responsibility now.
She's, um... Well... You know what?
She's... You know what? We don't have to do the thing.
Shepherd, you should know that Richard promised chief to both of us.
Short story, actually.
Show him how I do things.
Shut up. The Ellis Grey?
Shut up. The Ellis Grey?
Since when has the possession of ovaries become an insult?
Sleep when you can where you can, which brings me to rule number three.
So bypass surgery tomorrow with Dr. Burke. I hear he's good.
So here is where you have the signature, and down here, the initials.
So I didn't know one thing.
So I have to spend the night with the penis.
So I shouldn't worry?
So I'll go get him for you.
So start one.
So there's no need for chronic anticoagulation.
So they said to bring this to you, so...
So we have a warrior among us, huh?
So we're kissing, but we're not dating?
So, how do you kind of live here?
So, it's intense.
So, this line, is it imaginary,
So, uh, you actually live here.
So, what do we do?
So, you asked Shepherd to come to Grace, huh?
Some of us have to earn what we get.
Somebody give me her... Give me her chart, please.
Started grand mal seizing as we descended.
Stop looking at me like that.
Stop talking.
Suction. Clamp.
Superhero or something.
Surgery is hot. It's the Marines.
Suturing, code running, lab delivering penis minders.
Talk about parental pressure.
Talk about taking a bite out of crime.
Teeth don't slice. You can only reattach with a clean cut.
Ten bucks, he messes up the McBurney.
Terrified.
Terrorize one, and the rest fall in line.
Tetralogy of Fallot with pulmonary atresia.
Thank you for backing me up on this.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That Burke is trouble.
That happened in the history of the world.
That means every test in the book:
That OK with you, Dr. Kay?
That's a code.
That's called "thinking." Go with it.
That's h his...
That's how we're made.
That's my kid in there. My kid.
That's not your job. Do you know what your job is?
That's OK. We don't have to tell them that.
That's one of us down there, the first one of us.
That's pretty good.
That's rule number two.
That's the Nazi?
That's true.
That's up to you.
That's upbeat.
The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons,
The bad news is we're giving your penis to the cops.
The clock is ticking fast.
The digestive juices didn't leave much of the flesh.

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