Grey's Anatomy (2005) - Season 1 Edit

A large bore IV. Don't let the blood hemolyze. Let's go!

A month ago, you were in med school being taught by doctors.

About how great it was going to be?

Actually, I was...

Alex Karev. Nice to meet you.

All I need is one good case

All is well.

All medical matter in a **** must stay with the person who collected it

All right, Mrs. Lu, I'm Dr. Stevens.

All right, then.

All right. I'm going to sit with her.

Allison.

Allison.

And an MD from Stanford, and I'm delivering lab results.

And having someone down in the pit doing the sutures.

And his outlook?

And I didn't get into med school 'cause I have a famous mother.

And I didn't get stuck with someone this clueless,

And I haven't seen him holding a scalpel lately.

And I normally never wear them because they're not comfortable.

And I tripped over my ribbon.

And I'm tired, and forget it.

And I'm totally forgettable.

And it's just... stupid,

And it's not a bribe. It's a mocha latte.

And lets them perform a procedure during the first shift.

And praying like hell no one crosses them.

And she was wearing the same shoes,

And she's got nobody.

And she's ready for X ray. Ready to roll?

And simultaneously pull up on the purse strings,

And that was, like, a nurse.

And then let me know if it's the right diagnosis?

And then there's the most important line,

And then to see this.

And they call her a Nazi because they're jealous.

And we're over here being...

And when I get back down here, you won't be here, so, um...

And when we are, it's completely shocking.

And you have the audacity to stand here and tell me, "I don't know."

And you're my teacher.

And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass.

And your guy suffers more than any other intern.

And, after that, you can have all the bacon flavored soy product you can eat.

Anybody know why we're here?

Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting now.

Appendix is out.

Are we supposed to be learning something?

Are you allergic to any medication?

Are you going to do any tests?

Are you messing with my intern, Dr. Kay?

Are you sure that's the right diagnosis?

Are you...?

As I'm running the OR today, I get to make that choice.

As if it's a big accomplishment.

As you know, the honor of performing the first surgery

Ask me why.

At 60 seconds, you're supposed to admin another drug.

At least we'll be tortured together, right?

At least you get to practice freakin' medicine.

At least you help people.

Available OB nurse to Labor and Delivery.

Bambi, don't say another word till after the hunter shoots your mother.

Because I grew up in Beverly Hills.

Because if it is, I need to bring breath mints.

Because...

Being a bald beauty queen is the worst thing

Besides, I'm Korean.

Besides, you're the ovarian sister here.

Bet you missed a lot when you first started out.

Both are memories I'd like to hold onto.

Bottom of the surgical food chain.

Boundaries don't keep other people out.

But be careful not to...

But I can't sleep. My head's all full.

But I told his wife...

But I'm very particular about who lives in my house. You're just not right.

But if you ever pull a stunt like that again,

But she's having grand mal seizures with no visible cause.

But this crappy hospital doesn't get the channel.

But today I did.

But we're tight, and we hang out.

But you can't tell anybody that I helped you

But you knew that already.

Bye, Derek.

Call ahead to clear CT. Let them know I'm coming.

Call Respiratory for a ventilator.

Can you call someone?

Can you call someone?

Can you excuse us for a second?

Can you just ask her what's wrong?

Can't imagine that.

Can't we just page someone else?

Catch the guy, they should castrate him.

Chain of custody rules.

Charge again!

Charge again.

Charge them to 300.

Charge to 360.

Charge.

Charging to 200, please.

Charging to 200, please.

Chief of Surgery is mine. Chief of Surgery is mine.

Chief.

Clamp.

Code blue! Code blue!

Congratulations. Whatever.

Congratulations. You can go home today.

Could I have Security, please?

Creatinine elevations had us worried...

Cristina, deliver the labs to the patients.

Cristina, you're on labs. George, patient work ups.

Cristina...

Cristina...

CT, CBC, chem 7, tox screen.

Custody of a penis.

Damn it, Katie.

Damn it.

Damn, he got the peritoneum open. I'm out.

Did he say me?

Did I ask you to go out with me?

Did you call me an ovarian s...? An ovarian s...?

Did you choose me for the surgery because I slept with you?

Did you choose me for the surgery because I slept with you?

Did you just call me a nurse?

Do you know how much trouble you can get into?

Do you know what the code team does?

Do you know what would happen if anyone knew?

Do you talk to them, or do I ask Burke?

Do you want to go out with me?

Does anyone know what this is?

Don't ask. You don't want to know.

Don't do me any favors. It's fine.

Don't get me wrong. I like the kissing.

Don't lie.

Don't make me change my mind.

Don't page me again.

Don't people get sick anymore?

Dr. Bailey, I don't mean to bother you.

Dr. Bailey, I was hoping to assist you in the OR today.

Dr. Bailey, let's shotgun her.

Dr. Bailey's gonna hand you Katie's chart.

Dr. Burke? There's a baby up in Peds.

Dr. Burke.

Dr. Grey, are you listening to me?!

Dr. Grey, you need to tell us what you want to do.

Dr. Grey, you need to tell us what you want to do.

Dr. Grey!

Dr. Shepherd, this is inappropriate.

Dr. Shepherd, you'd said that you'd pick someone to scrub in if we helped?

Dr. Shepherd? This morning, it was Derek.

Dr. Shepherd.

Drawing lines in the sand

Eight of you will switch to an easier specialty.

Eight of you will switch to an easier specialty. Five crack under pressure.

Every intern wants to perform their first surgery.

Every year, you pick your guy,

Exactly. No.

Exam is significant for blunt head trauma.

Except how not to sleep.

Except Manhattan.

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Fifteen blade, please.

Fifty says he pulls the whole thing off.

Find the answer, we have a 50 50 chance of scrubbing in.

Fit as a fiddle, or whatever.

Five will crack under the pressure.

Five? Ten? Give me a number, or I'm gonna hit you.

Fix your ticker, take you off the machine. I'm done. Simple procedure.

For a transventricular repair with a right ventriculotomy.

For those strings before she bleeds to death.

For what?

Four, five. Breathe.

George O'Malley barely made the cut to get in this program.

George said Allison was wearing your shoes.

George, 95 percent of all code patients can't be revived.

George, run the code team. Meredith, take the trauma pager.

Geriatrics is for freaks who live with their mothers and never have sex.

Get him out of here.

Get in the way of you taking your shot.

Get in, get out.

Get out of my way!

Get out of the way. Pansy ass idiot.

Get up. Come on.

Getting too low, folks.

Gloria, there were complications in the surgery.

Gloria...

Go away... now.

Go scrub in. When we're finished cracking the baby's chest,

Go to sleep and stop wasting my time.

God, I hate nurses.

Going to the parents behind a doctor's back,

Good morning.

Good news is Dr. Bailey stopped your bleeding.

Good. It's not just me.

Good. Thank you.

Goodbye, um...

Gotta go.

Has that ever occurred to you?

Have a nice life.

Have him shadow you for the day.

Having code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered,

Having no one?

Having the weekend labs delivered

He better be so close to dead there's a tag on his toe.

He left a Manhattan private practice because you asked.

He stumbled right into the hospital.

He turned blue.

He was an old student of mine.

He...

He'll be fine, right?

He'll be urinating out of a bag for a long time.

He's 007.

He's about the flop sweat. He's gonna sweat himself unsterile.

He's an attending.

He's brand new.

He's dead.

He's on his way. Is that it?

Hello?

Hello.

Her ICP's doubled. Get OR!

Her mother is Ellis Grey.

Her... her name is Allison.

Here it comes.

Here. Take these to the lab.

Here's my pager number on this card.

Hey, I want in on Shepherd's surgery.

Hey.

Hi, I'm Isobel Stevens, but everyone calls me lzzie.

Hi. Is the chief in?

Hmm. Did Peds call us for a consult?

Honey, you get to do rectal exams.

How do we get from there to here?

How do you think I'm feeling?

How is she?

How many times do we have to go through this?

How well you play,

Humiliating on so many levels.

I am having a bad day.

I am not slow. You are slow.

I am the best surgeon at Grace with the lowest mortality rate.

I am working hard on Katie's case.

I blame the babies. They make you toxic.

I can cook, and I'm an obsessive cleaner.

I can.

I can't believe I caved.

I can't do it alone.

I can't even say it. I don't know what it is.

I comforted a family, and I got to hang out in the OR today.

I could've done a better job if I'd had more light.

I do have my mother.

I do rhythmic gymnastics, which is, like, really cool.

I do want roommates. We're together 100 hours a week.

I do want to know. Really.

I don't feel like I'm learning anything.

I don't have time. I don't understand you.

I don't know. Sooner or later, the guy that did this

I don't like you.

I don't want to spend time with Shepherd.

I feel like the angel of death.

I get it, I respect it, but George O'Malley's a puppy.

I get it.

I got a shot to scrub in downstairs

I got her. Just... just go.

I got to go.

I had to go all Exorcist to get her to even pick up the phone.

I had to let him go.

I had to send my Chinese lady away.

I hate being an intern.

I hate you on principle.

I hate you. That's not gonna change.

I have a BA from Smith, a PhD from Berkeley

I have a thing for ferryboats.

I have five rules. Memorize them.

I have good news and bad news.

I have the same ones in my locker,

I have to go.

I heard your mother was leaving Mayo.

I just gave the second dose.

I just have to do something.

I just need to get you inside. I have to sew...

I kissed Derek.

I knew that was going to come up.

I know that, but we have to save her life anyway.

I know.

I know.

I lost five patients on the code team today.

I mean, being an intern, do you feel...?

I mean, he looks like he'd be good. Was it any good?

I mean, how are we supposed to get any OR time

I mean, it shouldn't be weird to say this.

I mean, kind of friends...

I moved two weeks ago from Boston. It was my mother's house.

I need a bed.

I need a place to live. My mom irons my scrubs. I have to get out of there.

I need you to play detective. I need you to find out why Katie's having seizures.

I need your extra minds, extra eyes.

I promise you won't go to jail.

I really did think I was right, you know?

I really need to look at your arm.

I saw Allison.

I saw him have a tet spell, and I think I hear a murmur.

I see sinus rhythm.

I see you bring bribes now.

I shock a heart, and someone lives to see another day.

I should start a central line.

I think I'm ready. Mocha latte?

I think it's something with a ball and a...

I think we should do an echo to check.

I think you're cocky, arrogant, bossy and pushy.

I thought the Nazi would be a Nazi.

I thought...

I told Gloria that he would be fine.

I told you. He's gonna pull it off.

I told you. He's gonna pull it off.

I twisted my ankle in talent rehearsal.

I understand. So I'm gonna give you an incentive.

I want an EKG, chest x ray and an echo.

I want to know when you stopped thinking of me as your number one.

I was drunk and good looking. You took advantage.

I was having a bad day.

I was in the top ten after the first two rounds.

I wasn't planning on liking it here.

I will make your residency here hell on Earth.

I wish I could, but I'm a healer.

I wish I wanted to be a chef

I wouldn't have called you, but I can't get the translator.

I, uh, had to leave her skull flap off

I, uh, I hate you too.

I'd kill to have Ellis Grey as a mother. I'd kill to be Ellis Grey.

I'd rip your face off if it meant I got to scrub in.

I'd want them here.

I'll be damned.

I'll come back. I'll be back.

I'll find, um... Does anybody here speak Chinese?

I'll get x rays while I'm down there.

I'll help, OK?

I'll let you hold the clamp.

I'll see you after.

I'll see you in five days.

I'll see you in the OR this afternoon, Mr. Savitch.

I'll take ten, you take ten.

I'll take that action.

I'll tell him I changed my mind.

I'll work with you, I don't want in on the surgery.

I'm a busy man, Grey, and there are rules.

I'm a busy man.

I'm a doctor, too, you know. You should get out of here.

I'm Alex. I'm with Jeremy. You're with the Nazi, right?

I'm all for the kissing. More kissing, I say.

I'm bored.

I'm dependable.

I'm doing it.

I'm Dr. O'Malley. I'll be running this code.

I'm friends with her.

I'm from New York. I'm genetically engineered to dislike everywhere,

I'm George O'Malley.

I'm going to need to check the wound and remove the stitches.

I'm going.

I'm gonna ask interns for help.

I'm gonna do something rare for a surgeon.

I'm gonna go take a shower,

I'm gonna sew up your wound. You're gonna need about six stitches.

I'm just saying it's what I heard.

I'm kidding.

I'm not dating you, and I'm definitely not sleeping with you again.

I'm not going out with you.

I'm not gonna die? I'm fine?

I'm not gonna scrub in for surgery.

I'm not lost. How are you feeling?

I'm not the doctor.

I'm not the girl in the bar anymore, and you're not the guy.

I'm so taking the stairs this time.

I'm sorry I can't take you both. It's gonna be a full house.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I get mean when I 'm tired.

I'm sorry. I have patients lined up.

I'm sure you're very nice,

I'm there.

I'm very good at what I do.

I've been living here six weeks. I didn't know there were ferryboats.

I've been suturing all day.

I've got this kid, Katie Bryce.

I've got to get my own place.

I've never done one.

If everyone's gonna just live?

If I hadn't taken the Hippocratic Oath, I'd Kevorkian her with my bare hands.

If I was in a coma, they'd all be here.

If I'm sleeping, don't wake me unless your patient is dying.

If our baby is sick, we want him treated.

If she can fight the infection, she'll be fine.

If she ever wakes up.

If she ever wakes up.

If she survives.

If she wanted to slice him off with a knife...

If that cow Kylie Wood is gonna walk off with my crown, I have to see it.

If that cow Kylie Wood is gonna walk off with my crown, I have to see it.

If we find the answer, the surgery's yours.

If we're gonna save Katie's life, do it soon.

If you could just go up and look at him.

If you don't count the fact that my bacon days are over, sure.

If you tell anyone, ever...

If you're willing to take the chance...

In the elevator?

In the elevator.

Intermittent for the past week.

Intern was reassigned, so he's mine now.

Into your rectum.

Is gonna seek medical attention.

Is invert the stump into the cecum

Is reserved for the intern that shows the most promise.

Is supposed to be the best in Washington.

Is that true?

It doesn't help to get too familiar.

It happens, rarely, but it does happen.

It is good.

It just says that it was never out of your sight.

It just says that the, um... The...

It still is surgery. There are some risks.

It was a fall so minor, her doctor didn't think to mention it

It was no big deal, not even a bump on the head.

It was yours. Now I'm not so sure.

It will take all day to get through these.

It'll be years before I retire.

It's a benign systolic ejection murmur. It goes away with age.

It's a cooler.

It's a severed penis.

It's a subarachnoid hemorrhage.

It's all about lines.

It's all gonna depend on whether or not she wakes up in the next 72 hours.

It's deep.

It's deep. I need to clean it out.

It's just that I used to change her diapers.

It's like there's this wall.

It's macho. It's hostile. It's hardcore.

It's me, Mom. Meredith.

It's minute, but it's there.

It's nice. A little dusty,

It's not a bribe. I don't think it's a good idea.

It's not a cancer or sarcoma.

It's not a tumor, her CT's clean.

It's not like there's a right or wrong answer.

It's OK. It's OK.

It's posted, but I thought I'd share the good news personally.

It's sad. Really.

It's sick and twisted.

It's the biggest opportunity any intern will get.

It's very rare but minor.

It's weird that you care.

It's weird, right?

It's, uh, glass half full.

It's... it's just that, uh, you were...

IV lost en route,

Izzie, 10 milligrams Diazepam IM.

Izzie, you're on sutures.

Izzie.

Jail? She came inside.

Just a favor for an old professor?

Just makes everything seem so shiny and happy.

Just sitting here with my penis.

Just tell me.

Just... If you could come inside.

Just... It's raining. Please come inside.

Katie belongs to the new attending now, Dr. Shepherd. He's over there.

Katie Bryce is a pain in the ass.

Katie Bryce, 3604?

Katie Bryce's labs came out clear.

Katie competes in beauty pageants.

Katie needs surgery.

Katie, honey, Mom and Dad are here.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Labs are clean, scans are pure,

Large hemostat.

Last night, I was good looking. Had my red shirt on.

Let him know we got the rapist.

Let's all take a moment to grieve.

Let's get him to OR 1. Call the chief.

Let's go. What are you waiting for? Suction.

Let's hang a mannitol. Take a blood gas.

Let's open him up. OK.

Life is messy.

Like I said, I hate nurses.

Like it's uncommon here to be a doctor's parents.

Like it's uncommon to be a doctors' parents...

Like that saying, "You should see the other guy."

Like you've seen me naked.

Load up the portable monitor.

Look around you. Say hello to your competition.

Look, I'm drawing a line. The line is drawn.

Look, it's not like I'm the chief or something.

Look.

Lorazepam's not working.

Love to stay, but I got to tell Katie's parents she's having surgery.

Machine broke in the factory.

Make out with Dr. McDreamy.

Maybe do a minor procedure.

Maybe I should have gone into geriatrics.

Maybe it's professional jealousy. She's brilliant

Maybe not today.

Me, on the other hand... I'm kind of screwed.

Meredith, are you OK?

Meredith, can I talk to you for a second?

Meredith, get Katie for a CT.

Meredith, I'll see you in OR.

Meredith, it's good to see you.

Meredith, what?

Meredith?

Meredith. I've called every hospital in the county.

Meredith's carrying a penis around in a jar.

Mmm. Kill me now.

Mocha latte, my ass.

More pressure.

Most of them are seriously dead before you even get there.

Mr. And Mrs. Johnson, I'm Dr. Burke, head of Cardio.

Mr. Bryce...

Ms. Lu, wait! Ms. Lu! What is it?

Ms. Lu!

Ms. Lu?

Murphy whispered, everyone laughed.

My hands are numb.

My mother was one of the greats.

Nancy Reagan lied.

Next time you wake me,

No blood on the CT and no headaches.

No change.

No one holds a scalpel till I'm so happy I'm Mary freakin' Poppins.

No one minds when you kill an old person.

No one's neglected him or damaged him yet.

No self control.

No siblings?

No smiling, no hugging, no letting them cry.

No, Burke's off the case.

No, Dr. Burke is very good. Don't worry.

No, I want a doctor who knows what they're doing.

No, I'm not gay.

No, no, no inside. No... Jail.

No, no. The white lead is on the right.

No, screw you. I don't get picked for surgeries 'cause I slept with my boss,

No, seriously. You have to go. I'm late.

No, sir. Give me the chart.

No, the thing: Exchange the details, pretend we care.

No, there will be no memories.

No, there's no white count.

No, you're not. If you were, you'd be able to give me some answers.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Both parents are dead.

No. Forget I asked.

No. What about infection?

Nobody else does it.

Not actually friends exactly,

Not good enough. He's my patient now.

Not in the five minutes it takes you to get to the emergency. Immediately.

Not inside.

Not only will you have killed someone, you woke me for no reason. We clear?

Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again.

Not without a Peds consult.

Nothing in her spinal tap.

Now all you have to do

Now ask me why I'm not so sure about you.

Now I can fix it. You two did great work.

Now I have to like it here.

Now it's Dr. Shepherd.

Now you think I'm gay.

Now, how do you want to proceed?

Nurses will page you.

Odd, but it's nice. [laughs]

Officer.

Oh, I I wasn't complaining.

Oh, I'll be outside the OR the whole time.

Oh, I'm sorry. I I don't... Do you speak English?

Oh, it should be fun then.

Oh, man. It's 911 for Katie Bryce.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my mother's not dead.

Oh, nothing.

Oh, please.

Oh, poor lzzie, turning away patients. Boohoo.

Oh, right.

Oh, we can do anything you want.

Oh, yes, right. Um...

Oh, you...

Oh. Oh, Dr. Shepherd, just one moment.

OK, fine, George and lzzie, you can move into the house.

OK, I was the one who was drunk, and you are not that good looking.

OK, I'll just... I'll wake her.

OK, Martin, Robinson, Bond, Hawkins.

OK, O'Malley, let's see what you can do.

OK, OK, OK.

OK, she's full on Lorazepam?

OK, so I'm just gonna insert my fingers

OK, that's it. I'm done. You can go.

OK?

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. I didn't really want to know.

OK. There's no drug use, no pregnancy, no trauma.

OK. This is an actual hospital.

OK. Well, what am I supposed to do with the penis?

OK. You're all sewn up.

On a patient who wasn't alive during the Civil War.

On call rooms. Attendings hog them.

One in a million, literally.

Only it makes you feel bad in your warm, gooey places.

Only six women out of 20.

Open, identify, ligate, remove, irrigate, close.

Open, identify, ligate, remove, irrigate, close.

Or a drunken massage by a man.

Or a ski instructor or a kindergarten teacher.

Or do I need to get you a marker?

Or they don't.

Or you throwing me out this morning?

Other people are far too messy.

Ouch!

Our doctor said that she might need an operation.

Out. Out.

Outside of the hospital, or I might lose my job.

Penis.

Phenobarbital. Load her with phenobarbital.

Please. Please sit down.

Please...

Prep for craniotomy.

Pressure's returning. Rate's coming back.

**** kit came back negative. She kicked his ass.

Richard asked you to come?

Richard, I do more in this hospital than...

Richard.

Right here, OK?

Right now, she's a mystery.

Righty, whitey, smoke over fire.

Royally. Her mother is Ellis Grey.

Rule four: The dying patient better not be dead when I get there.

Rule number five: When I move, you move.

Rule number one: Don't bother sucking up.

Saves lives.

Says the girl who finished first in her class at Stanford.

Scrub in to assist on an advanced procedure.

Seattle has ferryboats.

Seattle is surrounded by water on three sides.

See you later.

See you.

Seriously, that's gonna help with the respect thing?

Seriously?

Sew him up minus part of the family jewels.

She bit off his... his penis.

She came in with a GCS of six. BP: 80 over 60.

She could be splinting, or have a P.E.

She could have gone through her entire life without it ever being a problem.

She doesn't respond to our meds.

She going back with the UN?

She got up, iced her ankle, and everything was fine.

She green card. Me, no.

She had a seizure and her heart stopped.

She has no CT lesions, no fevers,

She has no headaches, no neck pain, her CT is clean.

She just moved to Seattle three weeks ago.

She may not have pneumonia, you know.

She says the murmur might not be benign.

She was one of the first big chick surgeons.

She was, like, camped out down there.

She won't let me sew her up.

She'd be here ordering all the surgeons around.

She'd fly these cowboys in from Prague

She's a living legend.

She's a living legend. Yeah, she won the Harper Avery twice.

She's a ticking clock.

She's going to be fine.

She's going to spend a long time in recovery and rehab.

She's gonna die if I don't make a diagnosis, which is where you come in.

She's got Diazepam. Two milligrams Lorazepam.

She's lucky she's still breathing.

She's never gonna get the chance to turn into a person.

She's not going to make it, is she?

She's post op. Start the antibiotics.

She's short of breath. She's got fever.

She's the on call resident.

She's wearing my shoes, and someone's beat the crap out of her.

She's your responsibility now.

She's, um... Well... You know what?

She's... You know what? We don't have to do the thing.

Shepherd, you should know that Richard promised chief to both of us.

Short story, actually.

Show him how I do things.

Shut up. The Ellis Grey?

Shut up. The Ellis Grey?

Since when has the possession of ovaries become an insult?

Sleep when you can where you can, which brings me to rule number three.

So bypass surgery tomorrow with Dr. Burke. I hear he's good.

So here is where you have the signature, and down here, the initials.

So I didn't know one thing.

So I have to spend the night with the penis.

So I shouldn't worry?

So I'll go get him for you.

So start one.

So there's no need for chronic anticoagulation.

So they said to bring this to you, so...

So we have a warrior among us, huh?

So we're kissing, but we're not dating?

So, how do you kind of live here?

So, it's intense.

So, this line, is it imaginary,

So, uh, you actually live here.

So, what do we do?

So, you asked Shepherd to come to Grace, huh?

Some of us have to earn what we get.

Somebody give me her... Give me her chart, please.

Started grand mal seizing as we descended.

Stop looking at me like that.

Stop talking.

Suction. Clamp.

Superhero or something.

Surgery is hot. It's the Marines.

Suturing, code running, lab delivering penis minders.

Talk about parental pressure.

Talk about taking a bite out of crime.

Teeth don't slice. You can only reattach with a clean cut.

Ten bucks, he messes up the McBurney.

Terrified.

Terrorize one, and the rest fall in line.

Tetralogy of Fallot with pulmonary atresia.

Thank you for backing me up on this.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That Burke is trouble.

That happened in the history of the world.

That means every test in the book:

That OK with you, Dr. Kay?

That's a code.

That's called "thinking." Go with it.

That's h his...

That's how we're made.

That's my kid in there. My kid.

That's not your job. Do you know what your job is?

That's OK. We don't have to tell them that.

That's one of us down there, the first one of us.

That's pretty good.

That's rule number two.

That's the Nazi?

That's true.

That's up to you.

That's upbeat.

The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons,

The bad news is we're giving your penis to the cops.

The clock is ticking fast.

The digestive juices didn't leave much of the flesh.

The finish line at the end of residency.

The Go Go's, Duran Duran, Eurythmics.

The human flesh is a tough shell. Dig in.

The line separating you from the people you work with.

The Nazi's a resident. I have attendings hating me.

The only Chinese I know is from a Mr Chow's menu.

The only one that can keep a promise like that is God,

The only thing that she would possibly need is an angiogram.

The pageant's on cable,

The pageant's on cable,

The police can't send a crime scene guy down for hours,

The **** victim, Allison, her shoes.

The red bikini.

The seven years you spend here as a surgical resident

The space shuttle. Challenger.

The Spokane Teen Miss.

The sum total of her existence

The surgical intern, who has no business on our service.

The tumor is benign. You can go home today.

The what?

The worst part of the game.

Then get started.

Then stop talking to me.

There are sick people here.

There it is.

There really is no reason to get alarmed.

There were no tests ordered, and the baby has a murmur.

There's a big line.

There's no medical proof of an aneurysm, but what if she has an aneurysm anyway?

There's nothing in the results that explain her seizures.

There's nothing wrong with him. I checked.

There's nothing wrong with you.

There's this baby up in the nursery.

They fence you in.

They gave her a sedative for the CT scan, so she's a little groggy.

They have four little girls.

They say a person either has what it takes to play

They're calling me 007, aren't they?

Think.

This can't exist. You get that, right?

This is gonna sound really bad, but I really wanted that surgery.

This is my case. Did you hear me promise?

This is my year. I could have won.

This is what do you do on your bad days,

This is your career.

This is your starting line. This is your arena.

This shift is a marathon, not a sprint.

This thing I have for ferryboats, I mean.

Three, four, five. Breathe.

Time of death: 15:45.

To do these amazing medical procedures.

To find out if Katie's one in a million.

To make friends.

To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No.

Today. Pull your balls out of your back pocket.

Today...

Tony died.

Tony's gonna sail through it.

Tony's heart had a lot of damage.

Took you long enough.

Trauma protocol, phone list, pagers,

Trying to steal a patient from another service,

Two of you will be asked to leave.

Two of you will be asked to leave.

Uh, I heard every year, the attending on call picks the best intern

Uh, I think I was in kindergarten.

Uh, we met at the, uh, mixer.

Uh...

Uh... Wait here, OK? Wait.

Um, I'm a doctor, but I'm not Katie's doctor,

Understand?

Unequal breath sounds, right pupil is dilated.

Until it's placed in police custody.

Until the pressure in her brain goes down.

Until you drop, and don't complain.

Very girly. Tons of kids.

Wait.

Wait. What about me?

Wait. You're that... that girl from the magazine.

Waiting in line for a chance at the operating table.

Want to be a shark, be a shark.

Want to take advantage again? Friday night?

Wanting in on the game.

Was he good?

We almost never are.

We came here because this hospital

We got the rapist.

We had sex.

We said last time was the last time.

We should get a drink later. You can tell me the long story,

We should pretend it never happened

We should pretend it never happened.

We tried to take him off bypass, but...

We'll meet right back here, OK?

We'll talk later?

We're going to run some tests and give you an answer within the hour.

We're gonna survive this, right?

We're interns. We're not supposed to be right.

We're out of answers.

We've got a **** victim. Better get in there.

Welcome back.

Welcome to the city.

Well,

Well, I don't know. I'm only an intern.

Well, if the white cap fits.

Well, you know what that means.

What about an aneurysm?

What about your mother?

What are you doing down here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing in here?

What are you smiling at, 007?

What are you talking about?

What did you just say?

What do we got?

What do we got?

What do we got?

What do you have against Shepherd?

What do you need?

What does that mean?

What if no one comes up with anything?

What is rhythmic gymnastics?

What is this?

What makes a doc leave the Big Apple for Seattle.

What never happened? You sleeping with me,

What never happened? You sleeping with me, or you throwing me out?

What the hell happened?

What took you so long?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Spit it out, Grey.

What's that?

What's the problem?

What's wrong with you?

What's your name?

When did the police say they were coming?

When he does, that penis you're carrying is going to nail him.

When I was taking her history, but she did fall.

Where were you when Challenger exploded?

Where'd you go to med school, Mexico?

Where's your loyalty?

Which isn't what you want to be on your first day of work, so...

Which means I can do whatever I want.

Which pumps blood for your heart.

Which resident are you assigned to? I got Bailey.

Who authorized you?

Who here feels like they have no idea what they're doing?

Who I don't have to talk to or be nice to.

Whoa. Wait. You were right.

Whoever finds the answer rides with me.

Why are y'all standing there? Move!

Why didn't you tell me that when I was going on and on

Why don't you come back here, and we'll pick up where we left off?

Why don't you go spend four years in med school

Why not attempt to reattach the penis?

Why? Because my interns are whiny.

Why? Look, I'm quiet. No loud music, no parties.

Will be almost winning Miss Teen whatever.

Will be the best and worst of your life.

Will be the best and worst. You'll be pushed to the breaking point.

With a slit up the side, strappy sandals and...

With little training, you helped save her life.

With the vain hope that it wakes up my brain.

Wow, that was quick.

Yeah, I heard.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, it was pink. I'm done.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I hear one of them's a model.

Yeah. Why?

Yep. You know, I have four sisters.

Yes, until the cops come for it.

Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Come back and don't tell.

You also have a God complex. You never think about anybody but yourself.

You and I are gonna have so much fun together.

You and I are gonna have so much fun together.

You are my boss.

You are really cute.

You are so out of line.

You can come with me, or you can stay here and be miserable.

You can guarantee he's fine? You're 100 percent sure?

You can see the nurse outside now.

You can't believe the beating that she took.

You can't comment, make a face or react in any way.

You can't just bring...

You can't just say no. Come on.

You collected the specimen, so you have custody.

You did a cutthroat thing. Deal. Don't come to me for absolution.

You do only exactly as much as is necessary.

You don't know how.

You earned the right to follow her case through to the finish.

You get a 911, you page me immediately.

You get me someone else, better than you.

You get to be the one to tell her that she's a widow.

You get to do what no interns get to do:

You had on a black dress

You have nothing to worry about. I promise.

You have to come back.

You have to go.

You have to take it with you.

You keep your kidneys.

You kissed Derek?

You know how slow they are. She better take it with her.

You know Meredith is inbred?

You know Meredith is inbred?

You know what her pageant talent is?

You know what the chance is that a fall could burst an aneurysm?

You know what will make me look happy?

You know what you need?

You know what? I don't care.

You know, I would have been a really good postal worker.

You know, my parents tell everyone they meet that their son's a surgeon,

You know, that and carrying around a penis

You little...

You make promises to Mrs. Savitch?

You mean, what if she dies?

You might have a scar.

You need boundaries between you and the rest of the world.

You never give an extra minute.

You never promise a patient's family a good outcome!

You never take an extra step.

You really want to know?

You really want to know?

You ripped the cecum. You've got a bleeder.

You run labs, write orders, work every second night

You said "was."

You said five rules. That was only four.

You should ask Cristina. She really wants it.

You should eat something.

You shouldn't let the fact that we had sex

You start the suction and you start digging

You took advantage of me, and you wanna forget.

You try eating after performing 17 rectal exams. The Nazi hates me.

You want to be chief? Earn it.

You want to live together too?

You were right. I'm booking the OR for tomorrow.

You were very unforgettable.

You will answer every page at a run. A run!

You will be pushed to the breaking point.

You wish I had a tumor.

You'll be discharged today, OK?

You'll scrub in for an appendectomy this afternoon. Congratulations. Enjoy.

You're an attending and I'm your intern.

You're an attending, and I'm your intern.

You're comfortable and arrogant, and it doesn't impress me.

You're drunk. Hold still.

You're filling with stool. What do you do?

You're going to be fine. Congratulations.

You're going to be fine. Congratulations.

You're going to need to come back in five days.

You're hot.

You're illegal.

You're interns, grunts, nobodies,

You're interns, grunts, nobodies, bottom of the surgical food chain.

You're just the competition.

You're Katie's doctor. And on your first day,

You're my teacher and my teacher's teacher.

You're not authorized to be in here.

You're not gonna leave me alone with that guy, are you?

You're not gonna tell me why you won't work with Shepherd?

You're not the enemy.

You're OK? The nurse paged me 911.

You're on my team and if somebody dies, it's my ass. Grey?

You're so lost. What are you, like, new?

You're the pig who called Meredith a nurse.

You're tired. You got more work than you could possibly handle.

You've been doing it without me?

You've been the intern on Katie since the start. Want to work together?

Your chief of surgery made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

Your Doppler was negative.

Your first shift starts now and lasts 48 hours.

Your first shift starts now and lasts 48 hours.

007 is a state of mind.

007.

75 says he can't even ID the appendix.

100 percent of the time.

[Beeping] [Meredith] Anything?

[Beeping] [Sighs]

[Both] No one's calling you 007. Murphy whispered, "007."

[Burke] Not bad. Thank you.

[Cristina]... lBC... [Alex] Biopsy was positive...

[Exhales] Anybody else? No. No more.

[Lzzie] Me too. I wouldn't mind another shot.

[Man 1] 007, yep. [Man 2] A total 007.

[Man] A wet fish on dry land? Absolutely, Dr. Burke.

[Man] Heart stopped. [Woman] Code blue!

[Man] Pheno's in. [Woman] No change.

[Meredith clears throat] [Pager beeping]

[Meredith] What are you doing? Suturing a banana

[Meredith] Would we lie? Yes.

[Pager beeping] I got to go.

A comprehensive workup... Did not reveal...

Absolutely. He can take our patient?

Alex, don't say it. It was too easy, anyway.

Allison's shoes are... What?

Are you sure? Yes.

Are you the surgeon? Yeah.

Bailey? [Man] End of the hall.

Blood pressure's coming up. All right.

But... I have 22 more seconds. I'm not done.

Charge the pads to 200. Charge. Clear.

Charging. Nineteen seconds.

Clamp. Clamp.

Come on, Katie. [Woman] 49 seconds.

Derek. Derek.

Do you think I'm too confident? No.

Do you want to work together or not? Deal.

Eat. I can't.

Fifteen, he cries. I'll put 20 on a total meltdown.

For now, Katie is stable, and... Wait one damn minute.

Four milligrams. You paged Dr. Bailey and Dr. Shepherd?

George O'Malley. Me?

Get the crash cart. I'll get it, right away.

Give him a clamp. BP's dropping.

Grey? Yes, sir?

Grey. Excuse me. Yes, Dr. Burke.

Have a nice day. You can go home today.

Have you been here all night? Mm hmm.

He wasn't talking about you. Are you sure?

He's adorable. Thanks.

He's choking. Come on, George.

He's gonna faint. A fainter. No, code brown, right in his pants.

He's not even on your service. You sure it's benign?

He's not your guy. He's my guy, all right.

Hence the ferryboats. [Elevator bell dings]

Hey! Yeah.

Hi. Hi.

How sure are you? I don't know, 75 percent?

I appreciate you trying to help... When she twisted her ankle, she fell.

I can put down last... It's totally a bribe.

I don't have all day. You're a busy man.

I don't think so. What about tomorrow?

I have no idea what that was about. Is it gonna happen again?

I I don't need a surgery? No.

I promised her that... You what?

I think it's weird. [Shouting]

I was just... I did.

I'm missing my pageant. You're missing your pageant?

I'm not a cruise director. You don't have to wig out.

I'm not... Oh, yes you are.

I'm selling it. Oh, I'm sorry.

Is he dying? No.

Is he yours? Yeah.

Is she crazy or something? No, I don't think so. OK.

Is she seeing anybody? I don't know.

It fall. You speak English.

Just be quick about it. You're the one that's slow.

Katie Bryce's chart, please. Here you go.

Let's go. [Meredith] Where?

Like what? Like you've seen me naked.

Listen, Burke... Why?

Maybe Meredith couldn't... Izzie.

Maybe she's nice. Let me guess. You're the model.

Morning. Morning.

My head hurts. Maybe it's a tumor.

No inside. Please, I promise.

No, they're not... So, you want me to what?

No. Oh.

No. Why not?

Now you're saying it isn't? I'm saying that I don't know.

Now. Who said your baby was sick?

Oh, from the **** surgery? Yeah, and it's not a jar.

One penis. Yeah.

One tap in the right spot... [Cristina] It exploded.

Pickups. Pickups.

Put a condom in my wallet. Shut up now.

Queen. No.

Really, only just today... Dude. Dude, stop talking.

Right there. Thank you.

Right. Meredith. Meredith.

Scalpel. Scalpel.

Scalpel. Scalpel.

She bit it off. Bit off what?

She tried to fight. Tried?

She's, uh, taking time off. To write another book, I suppose.

Stop looking at me like that. Like what?

Take a look. What?

The Nazi? Me too. You got the Nazi? So did I.

Then don't. It's Mr. Jones.

There are no indicators. She twisted her ankle practicing.

They have talent? Rhythmic gymnastics.

They should have worked by now. She's old. She's freaking ancient.

Too bad. Shame.

Twisted Sister. Oh!

We're charged. Cleared.

We're not amputating your leg. Huh?

Well, page him again, stat. What do you want to do?

Well? It's a birth defect.

What about you? Hiding from Alex.

What do you think it could be? I don't know.

What? Katie's parents have questions.

What's "007" mean? License to kill.

When will you? I don't have an answer.

Where is her family? Doesn't have any.

Who's Ellis Grey? The Grey Method.

Yeah, sounds good. He'll be fine? You'll be fine.

Yeah. Can I see it?

Yeah. Mm hmm. Nice meeting you.

Yes, uh, for the police. Right.

Yes! I can't believe you caved!

Yes? I didn't know that.

Yes. No other reason?

Yes. Kind of. Oh.

You get a good case? No, her.

You OK? Yeah.

You paged Dr. Shepherd. I just told you.

You took advantage. I did not take advantage.

You want to bet? You're on.

You're Cristina, right? [Man] Patton, Monroe...

You're monitoring. I checked.

You're my boss. I'm your boss's boss.

You're not gonna do tests? He's not your patient.

You're sexually harassing me. I'm riding an elevator.

...about glomerulonephritis...

...break them.

...for a mixed anaerobic... ...streptococci infection.

...go away.

...I am so sorry. Thank you.

...I'm screwed.

...is spectacular.

...or you can live your life crossing them.

...penis.

...the view from the other side...

...there wasn't anything we could have done.

...which could signal autoimmune disease.

...you are the doctors.

...you're George and I'm Cristina.

"I'm your sister. I'm your daughter."

[Alex] Because I don't do that.

[Alex] Did you just page me?

[Baby crying]

[Bailey] All right, get her on her side.

[Bailey] I've seen his file.

[Bailey] Yes?

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Bell dings]

[Burke] Good afternoon, interns.

[Burke] His heart had too much damage for a bypass.

[Burke] I put you on a bypass machine,

[Burke] I think I may have found the cause of our rupture.

[Burke] More suction.

[Burke] See how shredded her hands are?

[Burke] We'll use a median approach

[Butterfly Boucher: Life is Short]

[Chattering]

[Cheers, applause]

[Cheers, applause]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Clamoring]

[Clears throat]

[Clears throat]

[Cooing]

[Cooing]

[Cristina] I need a drink, a man or a massage.

[Cristina] If she gets to cut, I want to cut.

[Cristina] She doesn't have anoxia, renal failure or acidosis.

[Cristina] The results of your labs are clean.

[Cristina] Why do I have to be the one who get hugged?

[Cristina] You have a disorder called multinucleate cell angiohistiocytoma.

[Crying continues]

[Crying]

[Derek] Dr. Burke? I'm off at 6:00. You want to get that drink?

[Derek] I promised I'd make her look cool.

[Derek] Is she 5'2", 100 pounds? She's breathing after what this guy did?

[Derek] She's bleeding into her brain.

[Dings]

[Exhales]

[Flatline tone]

[Flatline tone]

[George mutters indistinct]

[George talking gibberish]

[George] I thought the Nazi would be a guy.

[Get Set Go: Wait]

[Gloria sobbing]

[Grunts]

[Inhales sharply]

[Jem: They]

[Katie] You're lost.

[Keane: Somewhere Only We Know]

[Knocks on door]

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing] Oh, come on.

[Laughs] Look, I'm a doctor.

[Laughs] You are such a woman.

[Lzzie] Why put up posters if you don't want roommates?

[Man] 4 B's got post op pneumonia. Let's start antibiotics.

[Man] Each of you comes here today hopeful,

[Man] Katie Bryce, 15 year old, new onset seizures,

[Man] O'Malley, Yang, Grey, Stevens.

[Man] She's having multiple grand mal seizures.

[Man] Still v fib. Nothing.

[Man] This is, uh...

[Man] We have a 57 year old male. He's asystole.

[Meredith] At some point, you have to make a decision.

[Meredith] But there are some lines...

[Meredith] Here's what I know.

[Meredith] It's all about lines.

[Meredith] No. I just want two total strangers

[Meredith] So you can waste your life drawing lines...

[Meredith] What's your favorite '80s group?

[Meredith] What's your favorite '80s group?

[Meredith]... that are way too dangerous to cross.

[Monitor beeping]

[Mother] What kind of operation?

[Mother] Will she be all right?

[Mr. Bryce] You said it was a seizure disorder.

[Mumbling]

[Narrator] Previously on Grey's Anatomy:

[Nurse] Yes. 4 B's still short of breath.

[O.A.O.T. S: Dance]

[Pager beeping]

[Pager beeping]

[Pager beeping]

[Pager beeping]

[Panting] Wait. There's nothing wrong with you?

[Psapp: Nobody Knows]

[Richard] The seven years here as a surgical resident

[Rilo Kiley: Portions For Foxes]

[Scoffs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs] Give antibiotics time to work.

[Sighs] Mr. Jones has junky veins, and he really needs antibiotics.

[Sighs] What is it?!

[Sirens wailing in distance]

[Sobbing]

[Speaking Chinese]

[Speaking Chinese]

[Speaking Chinese]

[Speaking Chinese]

[Speaking Chinese]

[Speaking Chinese]

[Speaking Chinese]

[Speaking Chinese]

[Speaking Chinese]

[Speaking Chinese]

[Tegan and Sara: You Wouldn't Like Me]

[The Cardigans: Live and Learn]

[The Ditty Bops: Sister Kate]

[Thinking] Like I said...

[Thunder crashes]

[Thunder rumbling]

[Tires screeching]

[Tires screeching]

[Vaughan Penn: Ready To Rise]

[Whistles] She's hot.

[Woman on PA] Dr. Bailey to Ortho, stat.

[Woman on PA] OB nurse to Labor and Delivery.

[Woman on PA] Pain Management to 209. Pain Management to 209.

[Woman on PA] Pain Management to 209. Pain Management to 209.

[Woman over P.A.] Surgical scheduling is posted.

[Woman over PA] Dr. Cutler to Thoracic surgery.

[Woman over PA] Dr. Mayes to ICU. Dr. Mayes, report to ICU.

[Woman over PA] Wheelchair to Admitting.

[Woman] 25 year old female found down at the park. Status: Post trauma.

[Woman] Dr. Burke.

[Woman] His heart surgery is scheduled for the morning.

[Woman] The game:

300. Anything? 27 seconds.