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And I need you to wire me 500 to the Western Union office in Amarillo, TX right away.
And I need you to wire me 500 to the Western Union office in Amarillo, TX right away.
And I'm gonna stick your head in the fucking toilet bowl. I'm gonna make it stay there.
And I'm gonna stick your head in the fucking toilet bowl. I'm gonna make it stay there.
Are you a male nurse?
Are you a male nurse?
Are you a pothead?
Are you a pothead?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Boise ID.
Boise ID.
Can I ask you something?
Can I ask you something?
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can't you take a joke?
Can't you take a joke?
Can't you understand that?
Can't you understand that?
Could you at least try, maybe to consider another profession?
Could you at least try, maybe to consider another profession?
Could you be there?
Could you be there?
Did it ever occur to you that I am a professional and that I might have my reasons?
Did it ever occur to you that I am a professional and that I might have my reasons?
Did you spray paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. Jinx?
Did you spray paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. Jinx?
Don't bullshit me. I don't like it.
Don't bullshit me. I don't like it.
Don't lie to me, just tell me the truth and I won't get upset.
Don't lie to me, just tell me the truth and I won't get upset.
Don't push it, fucker.
Don't push it, fucker.
Don't waste my time.
Don't waste my time.
English. English.
English. English.
Freud's a sick fuck and you are tough for bringing it up.
Freud's a sick fuck and you are tough for bringing it up.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Have you ever smoked pot?
Have you ever smoked pot?
Have you ever watched pornographic videos?
Have you ever watched pornographic videos?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
How could you say that?
How could you say that?
Huh.
Huh.
I am in no fucking mood for this.
I am in no fucking mood for this.
I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God. He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I believe Him me.
I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God. He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I believe Him me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think that's any of your concern.
I don't think that's any of your concern.
I don't want to hear anymore filth about my mother.
I don't want to hear anymore filth about my mother.
I just told you that you didn't hear me say that. You know, you guys are supposed to be so good at listening, you can't even remember what I said to you 2 seconds ago.
I just told you that you didn't hear me say that. You know, you guys are supposed to be so good at listening, you can't even remember what I said to you 2 seconds ago.
I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.
I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.
I would appreciate it if you stay out of my personal life, OK?
I would appreciate it if you stay out of my personal life, OK?
I'm a patient man. That's what 19 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you.
I'm a patient man. That's what 19 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you.
I'm in Boise ID.
I'm in Boise ID.
I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry, man. Ohh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry, man. Ohh, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to tell you that. What do you want you with the tears to come out of my eyes?
I'm trying to tell you that. What do you want you with the tears to come out of my eyes?
I'm your mother's ex-husband.
I'm your mother's ex-husband.
I'm, I'm really I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm enraged. I'm feeling very, very mad.
I'm, I'm really I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm enraged. I'm feeling very, very mad.
If I hear anymore shit out of you, I'm gonna fucking bust your head.
If I hear anymore shit out of you, I'm gonna fucking bust your head.
Is Jerry there, please?
Is Jerry there, please?
It sounds great.
It sounds great.
It's impossible.
It's impossible.
It's me.
It's me.
Jack Walsh.
Jack Walsh.
Jack Walsh.
Jack Walsh.
Liar. Whore. Liar. Whore. You know it.
Liar. Whore. Liar. Whore. You know it.
Listen, I need you to wire me 500 to the Western Union office in Amarillo, TX right away.
Listen, I need you to wire me 500 to the Western Union office in Amarillo, TX right away.
Marvin Dorfler.
Marvin Dorfler.
Max Cherry.
Max Cherry.
No, the answer is you cannot.
No, the answer is you cannot.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Now say goodbye. You're lying little piece of shit.
Now say goodbye. You're lying little piece of shit.
Now you shut your God damn pie hole.
Now you shut your God damn pie hole.
OK.
OK.
People can call me anything they want as long as they don't call me late for supper.
People can call me anything they want as long as they don't call me late for supper.
Piece of shit.
Piece of shit.
Please stop calling me.
Please stop calling me.
Really.
Really.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Sometimes, in the heat of passion, the little head tells a big head what to do and that the big head should think twice about.
Sometimes, in the heat of passion, the little head tells a big head what to do and that the big head should think twice about.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Then tell me the truth.
Then tell me the truth.
This is Jack Walsh.
This is Jack Walsh.
Try and get up every morning, day after day, and work for a living. Let's see him try that. Then we'll choose the real tough guy. The working man is the tough guy.
Try and get up every morning, day after day, and work for a living. Let's see him try that. Then we'll choose the real tough guy. The working man is the tough guy.
We are driving now and I only have enough cash to get to Amarillo.
We are driving now and I only have enough cash to get to Amarillo.
Well, how are you?
Well, how are you?
What can I say? You happy now?
What can I say? You happy now?
What did I tell you? I mean, you asked me. I know you're gonna come out no matter what I said, but what did I tell you?
What did I tell you? I mean, you asked me. I know you're gonna come out no matter what I said, but what did I tell you?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What was this?
What was this?
What were you saying? That I wanted to fuck my mother?
What were you saying? That I wanted to fuck my mother?
What?
What?
Whistle
Whistle
Will you just shut up for a minute and listen to me?
Will you just shut up for a minute and listen to me?
Yeah, I got a lot of drugs.
Yeah, I got a lot of drugs.
Yeah, let me speak to Primo.
Yeah, let me speak to Primo.
Yeah, yeah. Hello.
Yeah, yeah. Hello.
Yeah. Can I help you?
Yeah. Can I help you?
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Yes, it's Jerry there, please.
Yes, it's Jerry there, please.
Yes, of course.
Yes, of course.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You better fucking back off, man.
You better fucking back off, man.
You fucking piece of shit.
You fucking piece of shit.
You got that moron?
You got that moron?
You guys look guys, you see this? Forget about ohh. Are you? Cry yourself a fact that you should be ashamed of yourself. The real fact is another starting back out of personal suffering. You. You f...
You guys look guys, you see this? Forget about ohh. Are you? Cry yourself a fact that you should be ashamed of yourself. The real fact is another starting back out of personal suffering. You. You f...
You hear me?
You hear me?
You know me.
You know me.
You know, upset I am about this. I'm so fucking enraged. I don't know what to do with myself.
You know, upset I am about this. I'm so fucking enraged. I don't know what to do with myself.
You know, you guys are supposed to be so good at listening, you can't even remember what I said to you 2 seconds ago.
You know, you guys are supposed to be so good at listening, you can't even remember what I said to you 2 seconds ago.
You lied to me first.
You lied to me first.
You make one more move on me, you motherfucker, I'll fucking cut your fucking balls off. I'll shove them up your fucking ass. I'll fucking bury you. I'll put fucking ice picks in your eyes. I'll su...
You make one more move on me, you motherfucker, I'll fucking cut your fucking balls off. I'll shove them up your fucking ass. I'll fucking bury you. I'll put fucking ice picks in your eyes. I'll su...
You sick son of a bitch.
You sick son of a bitch.
You stupid son of a bitch. You just blew it.
You stupid son of a bitch. You just blew it.
You're a fucking criminal and you deserve to go where you're go.
You're a fucking criminal and you deserve to go where you're go.
100,000.
100,000.
ああはあ。
ああはあ。
あはあ。 あはあ。
あはあ。 あはあ。
フフフッ。
フフフッ。
やあ。 ああはあ。
やあ。 ああはあ。
母。
母。