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All I know is burritos are delicious.
All I know is burritos are delicious.
Am I getting good reception?
Am I getting good reception?
America just don't like me no more.
America just don't like me no more.
And over his legions her ancient foe Dfy.
And over his legions her ancient foe Dfy.
And who is this lovely young lady?
And who is this lovely young lady?
Bang.
Bang.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Blitzed off my ass 24/7.
Blitzed off my ass 24/7.
Burritos are delicious.
Burritos are delicious.
But knowing you feel this way has turned me right around.
But knowing you feel this way has turned me right around.
But now I've got all this responsibility and pressure.
But now I've got all this responsibility and pressure.
Can you see the game?
Can you see the game?
Can't catch this doggy.
Can't catch this doggy.
Cheney.
Cheney.
Coughing
Coughing
Doing tequila shots, Jello shooters, mind erasers, cement mixers, Dr. Pepper bombs, mud slides, kamikazes, Jager, Aritas, lemon drops, B50 twos, fuzzy navels, gorilla farts, scorpion bowls, Singapo...
Doing tequila shots, Jello shooters, mind erasers, cement mixers, Dr. Pepper bombs, mud slides, kamikazes, Jager, Aritas, lemon drops, B50 twos, fuzzy navels, gorilla farts, scorpion bowls, Singapo...
Everybody do the skull and bones.
Everybody do the skull and bones.
Good.
Good.
Great idea.
Great idea.
Guess how she called Cheney. Let him know he'll be taking the reins.
Guess how she called Cheney. Let him know he'll be taking the reins.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, look at me.
Hey, look at me.
Hey.
Hey.
How you doing?
How you doing?
Howdy.
Howdy.
Howdy.
Howdy.
I could alcohol 15 years ago.
I could alcohol 15 years ago.
I didn't sign up for this.
I didn't sign up for this.
I don't want to wear a suit, I want to be naked.
I don't want to wear a suit, I want to be naked.
I feel light headed. Who?
I feel light headed. Who?
I got a gal who reads things for me.
I got a gal who reads things for me.
I got plenty of time.
I got plenty of time.
I have a justice I need to push through.
I have a justice I need to push through.
I like my coffee like my secretaries of state.
I like my coffee like my secretaries of state.
I love Mexicans.
I love Mexicans.
I think it's time for me to hang it up.
I think it's time for me to hang it up.
I wanna be naked.
I wanna be naked.
I want pancakes.
I want pancakes.
I was a frat dude who owned a baseball team. Life was fun.
I was a frat dude who owned a baseball team. Life was fun.
I was really starting to doubt myself.
I was really starting to doubt myself.
I'm a TV antenna.
I'm a TV antenna.
I've got some legislation I need to pass.
I've got some legislation I need to pass.
I've recovered my sense of fondness, what I've recovered.
I've recovered my sense of fondness, what I've recovered.
Is that it?
Is that it?
It worked for Nixon. He still got a library.
It worked for Nixon. He still got a library.
Justice.
Justice.
Legislation.
Legislation.
Look, my fingers not a gun.
Look, my fingers not a gun.
Maybe I ought to quit this whole President thing.
Maybe I ought to quit this whole President thing.
My wife would run me over with a car if she knew I was drinking again.
My wife would run me over with a car if she knew I was drinking again.
Nah.
Nah.
No matter how much I messed up, my daddy always believed in me.
No matter how much I messed up, my daddy always believed in me.
No.
No.
Nope.
Nope.
Not since Reagan has a leader so perfectly embodied the American ideal.
Not since Reagan has a leader so perfectly embodied the American ideal.
Not too dark and a little sweet.
Not too dark and a little sweet.
Now that is awesome.
Now that is awesome.
Ohh who gives a frogs fat ass?
Ohh who gives a frogs fat ass?
Ohh, I've seen my approval ratings.
Ohh, I've seen my approval ratings.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Others say they're a drain on our resources.
Others say they're a drain on our resources.
Pardon, junior Ranger.
Pardon, junior Ranger.
Reagan.
Reagan.
Some say they're essential to our economy.
Some say they're essential to our economy.
Stan.
Stan.
Sure thing mate.
Sure thing mate.
Tequila shots, jello shooters, mind erasers, cement mixers, Dr. Pepper bombs, mud slides, kamikazes, yeah, garitas, lemon drops, B50 twos, fuzzy navels, gorilla farts, scorpion bowls, Singapore sli...
Tequila shots, jello shooters, mind erasers, cement mixers, Dr. Pepper bombs, mud slides, kamikazes, yeah, garitas, lemon drops, B50 twos, fuzzy navels, gorilla farts, scorpion bowls, Singapore sli...
This is Jin.
This is Jin.
This is Scotch.
This is Scotch.
This roast is terrific and your getup is beautiful.
This roast is terrific and your getup is beautiful.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What? Who ripped it?
What? Who ripped it?
Who gives a frogs fat ass?
Who gives a frogs fat ass?
Who?
Who?
Willy Wonka.
Willy Wonka.
Woo Hoo.
Woo Hoo.
Wow, now that is awesome.
Wow, now that is awesome.
Yeah, I wanna golf. How wanna golf, dad? Don't go, God. Don't take it to God. Twisted Sister man, come on, do the skull and bones.
Yeah, I wanna golf. How wanna golf, dad? Don't go, God. Don't take it to God. Twisted Sister man, come on, do the skull and bones.
You really think so?
You really think so?
ああはは。
ああはは。
はは?
はは?
ハハハ。
ハハハ。
へえ?
へえ?
わわわわわわわわ。
わわわわわわわわ。