A Burger jerk or a Fishy Joe's or a chiseler or something.
Ah.
Alright, don't get your panties in a knot.
Alright.
American Express.
Anchovies. You know those little headless fish?
And how is that possible?
And your dear old Uncle Fry.
Are you even listening to me?
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!!!
Being poor sucks.
Bender.
Blergh.
Blerugh.
Boring.
Breathing
Can I go into space now?
Can I take a ride in your car?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Can we have our free slum now?
Can't you leave me alone?
Can't you leave me alone? I'm miserable enough already.
Close enough.
Could I have some SLURM please?
Crosstown Express.
Dededededede!
Discover Card.
Do you take visa?
Doctor Zoidberg.
Doctor Zoidberg.
Does that mean we can eat now?
Don't tell me how to spend my money.
Every time something good happens to me, you say it's some kind of madness, or I'm drunk, or I ate too much candy.
Fix it. Fix it. Fix it.
Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. Fix it.
Fry.
Go gather your nuts, you nagging grasshopper.
Ha.
Hahahahahue.
Has anyone ever discovered a hole in nothing with monsters in it?
Hello.
Hey no prob.
Hey, give me a break.
Hey, I remember you.
Hey.
How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
How's dinner coming?
Huh.
I always thought by this point in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls.
I am Fry from the planet Earth.
I am fry.
I am shocked, shocked.
I can get any girl I want, anytime I want.
I can't afford that.
I didn't come here to see any activity involving 2 guys.
I don't get it.
I don't like the sound of that.
I hear that.
I just made out with that radiator woman from the Radiator Planet.
I love you guys.
I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man.
I told you 100 times to stop treating me like a baby.
I'd like a cup of coffee please.
I'd like to place a collect call.
I'm sick of you and your bureaucracy.
I'm so confused.
If you're so miserable here, maybe you should just go back to the jungle.
Is there a human doctor around?
It's up to you to make your own decisions in life.
Ja.
Jenny McNeil.
Just like every other girl I've dated.
Keep Laughing Brine Shrimp.
Laughing
Let me ask you something.
Maybe you should just go back to the jungle.
No Siri.
No way.
No, no.
No, not again.
No, Sir.
No.
No.
No.
No. Ohh.
No. Ohh.
No. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Wait. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Yes.
Not for 500 cents.
Ohh baby, I'm there.
Ohh man.
Ohh shucks Colonel.
Ohh, I don't know.
Ohh.
OK.
One jillion dollars.
Really.
Shut the hell up.
Shut up.
So I guess you'll want to see my fry hole.
So what do you nerds want?
Spock.
Sure, you say that now.
Sure.
Taronga.
That's a great idea.
That's not fair.
That's what separates people and robots from animals and animal robots.
The.
Then I never wanna see you again.
Then where are we now?
This is awesome.
This is unbelievable.
This is weak.
This is where I brought my girlfriend on our very first date.
Uh, yeah.
Uh.
Wait, you're Pamela Anderson?
Wait, you're the only friend I have?
Wanna make Shrinky Dinks?
We live in the United States.
We'll have one with everything but anchovies and one with my all time favorite topping, Anchovies.
We're gonna die.
Well, not that shocked.
What are you talking about?
What do you nerds want?
What is the matter with you?
What the Hell's going on?
What?
What?
When will that be?
Where am I anyway?
Where do you people do your erotic display?
Who are you?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why exactly did you shave your legs anyway?
Why should I?
Will there be cake?
Will you be my date?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Woah!
Wow.
Wow.
Yahoo.
Yeah, I remember you.
Yeah, I'd like a cup of coffee, please.
Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.
Yeah, well, if you're sorry, then why are you doing it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, No, yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
You bastard.
You want a banana?
You're an evil, heartless woman and I never want to see you again.
You're not even trying.
You're Pamela Anderson.
You're right.
You're stupid.
You're the only friend I have.
You're welcome.
2.
3:00 AM.
3.
14.
50 million.
100,000.
100,000.
500.
$1200.
$30.00 I can't afford that.
