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Ah.
Ah.
Although I will say for the record, you're pretty fun drunk.
Although I will say for the record, you're pretty fun drunk.
And is he the head of the household?
And is he the head of the household?
And when it hits, it will be bigger than Uncle Sam's nipples.
And when it hits, it will be bigger than Uncle Sam's nipples.
Another late night, huh?
Another late night, huh?
Are you kidding? I don't want anything to do with that pyramid scheme.
Are you kidding? I don't want anything to do with that pyramid scheme.
Are you not wearing makeup?
Are you not wearing makeup?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Be.
Be.
Because of my *****
Because of my *****
Boy, I'd really like to chew on my crotch right now.
Boy, I'd really like to chew on my crotch right now.
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian.
Brian.
Brian.
Brian.
Can I at least come down to your office and talk to you about this?
Can I at least come down to your office and talk to you about this?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Carol Channing
Carol Channing
Cash scam
Cash scam
Cheeky *******
Cheeky *******
Come on.
Come on.
Count chocula
Count chocula
Do you really want my advice or you just asking random questions again?
Do you really want my advice or you just asking random questions again?
Do you want me to just stick it in there?
Do you want me to just stick it in there?
Donna.
Donna.
Due to peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly with a baseball bat, peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly with a baseball bat.
Due to peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly with a baseball bat, peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly with a baseball bat.
Everything alright?
Everything alright?
Excuse me
Excuse me
For God sakes. I'm seven years old.
For God sakes. I'm seven years old.
Gay.
Gay.
Good so far.
Good so far.
Greg Lou gayness.
Greg Lou gayness.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey I know what will cheer you up.
Hey I know what will cheer you up.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi, I'm Brian.
Hi, I'm Brian.
Hi, I'm Greg Lou gayness.
Hi, I'm Greg Lou gayness.
Hi.
Hi.
Holy freaking God.
Holy freaking God.
How's it going?
How's it going?
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
I am going to press with this story.
I am going to press with this story.
I am so uncomfortable right now.
I am so uncomfortable right now.
I can't believe I got sucked into that phony reality world just like everyone else.
I can't believe I got sucked into that phony reality world just like everyone else.
I care about you.
I care about you.
I don't believe this.
I don't believe this.
I don't know what's the problem.
I don't know what's the problem.
I don't like you and you don't like me.
I don't like you and you don't like me.
I don't think it's a gay drink.
I don't think it's a gay drink.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't want anything to do with that pyramid scheme.
I don't want anything to do with that pyramid scheme.
I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate.
I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate.
I just don't think it's working out.
I just don't think it's working out.
I just don't think you are the right woman for me.
I just don't think you are the right woman for me.
I like being drunk.
I like being drunk.
I should ask you the same question.
I should ask you the same question.
I swear to God these kids are going to make me put a bullet through my head.
I swear to God these kids are going to make me put a bullet through my head.
I was just throwing it out there.
I was just throwing it out there.
I was thinking, you know if you ever want to know, screw around or something.
I was thinking, you know if you ever want to know, screw around or something.
I'll talk to you later.
I'll talk to you later.
I'm going to choose so drunk you'll never want to drink again.
I'm going to choose so drunk you'll never want to drink again.
I'm Mr. Griffin, but you can call me Brian.
I'm Mr. Griffin, but you can call me Brian.
I'm seven years old.
I'm seven years old.
I'm sorry for everything that's happened between us and I figure I don't know. I thought maybe we could be friends again.
I'm sorry for everything that's happened between us and I figure I don't know. I thought maybe we could be friends again.
I'm sorry what.
I'm sorry what.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm warning you because I care about you.
I'm warning you because I care about you.
I've been thinking about us and I just don't think it's working out.
I've been thinking about us and I just don't think it's working out.
If I could just have a few moments of your time.
If I could just have a few moments of your time.
In your ******* face **** wad.
In your ******* face **** wad.
Is Mr. Donald Nyguyen there please?
Is Mr. Donald Nyguyen there please?
It's 10:30 at night.
It's 10:30 at night.
It's Brian.
It's Brian.
It's Brian.
It's Brian.
It's it's me again, Brian.
It's it's me again, Brian.
It's wrong.
It's wrong.
Its peanut butter Jelly time peanut butter Jelly time peanut butter Jelly time.
Its peanut butter Jelly time peanut butter Jelly time peanut butter Jelly time.
Just give me till next Friday. I'll have it for you.
Just give me till next Friday. I'll have it for you.
Just like my boys, Tupac and Biggie know what I'm saying.
Just like my boys, Tupac and Biggie know what I'm saying.
Kermit the frog.
Kermit the frog.
Knock it off.
Knock it off.
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Listen, why don't you stop with the questions I hear you're ruining everyones good time.
Listen, why don't you stop with the questions I hear you're ruining everyones good time.
Little hungover.
Little hungover.
Little mascara wouldn't kill you.
Little mascara wouldn't kill you.
Lois
Lois
Lowest.
Lowest.
Madonna.
Madonna.
Mia Farrow
Mia Farrow
Might be time to have some sex.
Might be time to have some sex.
Might be time to, you know have some sex.
Might be time to, you know have some sex.
Mojito
Mojito
Monona.
Monona.
Mr. Griffin is my father.
Mr. Griffin is my father.
Mr. Griffin is my father.
Mr. Griffin is my father.
Much Ado about *******
Much Ado about *******
My *****
My *****
No problem.
No problem.
No way man.
No way man.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Nobody can be this stupid.
Nobody can be this stupid.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh crap.
Oh crap.
Oh God no no no no no.
Oh God no no no no no.
Oh God, oh God, I'm so sorry I keep doing that.
Oh God, oh God, I'm so sorry I keep doing that.
Oh God, sorry, sorry sorry Oh my God. That is not me. That's not who I am. I vote Democrat. It will not happen again.
Oh God, sorry, sorry sorry Oh my God. That is not me. That's not who I am. I vote Democrat. It will not happen again.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh wow, thanks. That really means a lot coming from you guys.
Oh wow, thanks. That really means a lot coming from you guys.
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, oh L.
Oh, oh L.
Oh, oh L.
Oh, oh L.
Oh, you know what? Just give me till next Friday. I'll have it for you.
Oh, you know what? Just give me till next Friday. I'll have it for you.
OK, hang on.
OK, hang on.
OK, hang on.
OK, hang on.
OK, let's just get started.
OK, let's just get started.
OK, thank you.
OK, thank you.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
P off
P off
Please please call me Brian.
Please please call me Brian.
Please pull down your underpants.
Please pull down your underpants.
Problem is Juliet's pizza, like East Coast rappers and my posse's representing West Saeed.
Problem is Juliet's pizza, like East Coast rappers and my posse's representing West Saeed.
Roller roller roller.
Roller roller roller.
San Francisco
San Francisco
So I'm chilling in Verona when my homie busts out with yo Romeo. Check out that Beotch Juliet in the window.
So I'm chilling in Verona when my homie busts out with yo Romeo. Check out that Beotch Juliet in the window.
So you know it's just something to Mull around the old noggin.
So you know it's just something to Mull around the old noggin.
So you like being drunk?
So you like being drunk?
Sure.
Sure.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That depends.
That depends.
That was really gay.
That was really gay.
This is Brian.
This is Brian.
This is flat out extortion.
This is flat out extortion.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wasn't sure if you got my last message.
Wasn't sure if you got my last message.
We cool we good.
We cool we good.
We need to talk.
We need to talk.
We we we we that they don't, they don't, they don't they. Don't you know, Father Chandler peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly.
We we we we that they don't, they don't, they don't they. Don't you know, Father Chandler peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly.
Well, fine.
Well, fine.
Well, I can't be tired at 1:00 in the morning.
Well, I can't be tired at 1:00 in the morning.
Well, I didn't mean sell your body for money.
Well, I didn't mean sell your body for money.
Well, I think you've had enough thrills.
Well, I think you've had enough thrills.
Well, no, you don't want to be a hooker.
Well, no, you don't want to be a hooker.
Well, that depends.
Well, that depends.
What am I going to do? I can't afford the medication for this.
What am I going to do? I can't afford the medication for this.
What are you insane?
What are you insane?
What did you think I would do at this moment?
What did you think I would do at this moment?
What do you work for Esquire?
What do you work for Esquire?
What happened?
What happened?
What is that?
What is that?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell have you gotten yourself into?
What the hell have you gotten yourself into?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What you talking about?
What you talking about?
What, what the hell? What the hell?
What, what the hell? What the hell?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on? You have a good time.
What's going on? You have a good time.
When you're standing before me with tears in your eyes.
When you're standing before me with tears in your eyes.
Who's there?
Who's there?
Whoa, what's this one party?
Whoa, what's this one party?
Why not?
Why not?
Why?
Why?
Wow.
Wow.
Wrong, it's wrong.
Wrong, it's wrong.
Yeah, alright, I'll see what I can do.
Yeah, alright, I'll see what I can do.
Yeah, I don't have it, sorry.
Yeah, I don't have it, sorry.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Yeah, I.
Yeah, I.
Yeah, in your ******* face **** wad.
Yeah, in your ******* face **** wad.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, right?
Yeah, that's real mature.
Yeah, that's real mature.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Year 17 now right.
Year 17 now right.
Yes.
Yes.
You *******
You *******
You cheeky *******
You cheeky *******
You do you want me to just stick it in there?
You do you want me to just stick it in there?
You freaking psychopath.
You freaking psychopath.
You gotta be freaking kidding me.
You gotta be freaking kidding me.
You have to stop this. Alright no more drinking.
You have to stop this. Alright no more drinking.
You have to stop this. Alright? No more drinking I'm sorry I even put it in your head.
You have to stop this. Alright? No more drinking I'm sorry I even put it in your head.
You know what? Forget it, I'll just go smoke.
You know what? Forget it, I'll just go smoke.
You know you really should talk to a therapist about this.
You know you really should talk to a therapist about this.
You know, if dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the garbage, why did they make it mint flavored?
You know, if dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the garbage, why did they make it mint flavored?
You pretty much do whatever Oprah tells you too, huh?
You pretty much do whatever Oprah tells you too, huh?
You really should talk to a therapist about this.
You really should talk to a therapist about this.
You think you have the skin for that?
You think you have the skin for that?
You're a jerk. You know that.
You're a jerk. You know that.
You're drunk.
You're drunk.
You're mentally ********
You're mentally ********
1.
1.
2.
2.
3.
3.
10:30 at night.
10:30 at night.
300 bucks.
300 bucks.
450 bucks.
450 bucks.
**** wad.
**** wad.
*****
*****
*******
*******