Charlie's Angels Edit

A brain seizure, essentially.

A corporate whistle blower.

A feeling.

A gelatin scanning plate takes exact fingerprints.

A girl like you, you don't really want this.

A handwritten thank you note?

A laser accurate to.009 millimeters scans the retina.

A little help?

A lot of people said it was a stopgap for my waning libido.

A man can love you and want you dead.

A man you've, uh, never seen.

A perfect assassination machine.

A pygmy nuthatch!

A sea approach is the best way to get in undetected. We'll need a boat.

A toast!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! You crazy bastard!

Absolutely. I agree.

Across the network that I created.

Actually, I believe that she can still prove useful.

Actually, let's just stop the touching around here.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, even better.

Ah, I love cars.

Ah, Miss Independent.

Ah, there you are.

Ah, we're still in the first closet.

Ah, what are you gonna do?

Ah!

Ah! Shit, shit, shit!

Ah! You the man. Ha ha ha.

Ah.

Ah.

Alex,

Alex, you okay?

Alex!

Alim Hassan.

ALL [CHANTING]: Speech, speech, speech!

All I need is root access

All life's questions are answered.

All my Angels,

All my reports, all my data.

All right, all of you work for me!

All right, here we go.

All right, meet me at the pickup.

All right, Miss Vivian. You're a pro.

All right, recruits! One final challenge!

All right, well...

All right! Tell me.

All right.

All right.

All right. I need cheese.

All right. I'm ready if you are.

All right. The Robot!

All the Angels are going to heaven.

All we have to do is get it to Mr. Brok.

All women are starving all the time.

ALL: Bowl cuts.

Allegedly. Allegedly.

Alleviate pain,

Along with, uh, all your new friends here.

Also, it's implied that you're coming

Although, uh, in the spirit of full disclosure,

Am I in the wrong place? I thought may...

Am I the only person here who knows who Burt Lancaster is?

An asset from when I was with MI6.

An electromagnetic pulse.

An old tunnel leads down to the shore.

An up and coming communications software company.

And a cover. We can't use the speedboat.

And a fragile ego.

And at crunch time, your hearts will be so buff,

And Bosley?

And deoxygenated his brain stem.

And don't tell me I can't do it because I know I can.

And don't... Don't forget to smile, yeah?

And find out if he works for Corwin.

And get Calisto back before it becomes

And he was only partially exposed during a test.

And he's got an offshore bank account.

And here comes the cavalry.

And his voice identification software was stolen.

And I am holding the future in my hands, finally.

And I appreciate your courage.

And I believed you, but I lost everything.

And I decided what to do with Elena Houghlin.

And I eagerly anticipate returning to work.

And I have a cheese size hole in my soul to fill."

And I have tried to contact him.

And I just get to take whatever I want?

And I know we have these crazy lives, but I can't help it.

And I know what'll happen next.

And I wasn't there for you, but I don't work for MI6 anymore.

And I'm gonna kick your ass.

And I'm gonna moon walk out of here.

And I'm so very proud of them.

And if anybody asks, we're going to Brazil.

And if I look out the window, I see the ocean.

And if it wasn't for Charlie...

And if you're not,

And it grows bigger and stronger.

And it just keeps slipping us, like...

And it seems Mr. Fleming is selling Calisto

And it stinks.

And Julio was an idiot.

And looks like a stroke or an aneurysm.

And not followed some stupid chain of command.

And prep for extraction.

And Red Star was a setup.

And remain there until we release the fasten seat belt sign.

And security cam in Hamburg.

And she definitely hates me.

And since my trusty lighter

And so for me, as Charlie said,

And so is she.

And Sven?

And that was more adorable.

And that's kicking your ass.

And that's what I told Mr. Brok, and he agrees with me.

And that's what we're telling Mr. Brok.

And the best part...

And the bracelet, right?

And the most embarrassing date I have ever been on in my life.

And then, maybe, after,

And they have no idea we can peek inside.

And three cherry pies.

And time to permanently fix the flaw

And use Red Star satellites to track him.

And we are going to market.

And we were sitting there, and I'm asking him,

And what's his name. Not us.

And why is he shooting at us?

And yogurt sauce I left out, but then I got hungry.

And you are telling Mr. Brok nothing.

And you had no idea that this was gonna happen?

And you, my dear,

And you're a detective.

And, uh, if you just press it, then any one of us,

And, you know, Charlie wasn't sure

Angels, break it down.

Angels, meet Vivian Wood, our new client.

Angels!

Angels?! Angels, help me!

Another movie from an old TV show.

Any contact exceeding.25 seconds triggers the alarm.

Any contact which exceeds .25 seconds will trigger the alarm.

Any creepy thin men?

Any decent hacker, curious or criminal enough,

Any ideas? Is there another way out?

Any sign of Bosley's laptop?

Are a tomcat in the sack.

Are marvelously clever.

Are rewarded.

Are we on a boat?

Are you all right?

Are you doing, like, a joke thing for the handsome nerd?

Are you in the office?

Are you kidding? I love to dance!

Are you kidding? They were stolen?

Are you looking for this?

Are you the cheapest man on the planet?

Are you with Health and Safety?

Aren't we all?

Aren't you holding people up, Ralph?

As I was about to say,

As in she definitely lives here,

As long as the investors are happy.

As long as you have it on, you can hear us.

Ask if he can call you back.

Ask your boss.

At last, a worthy adversary.

At me?

At my job,

At so many things.

At your service.

Australian Jonny.

Awesome!

Baby?! God, no.

Backed by an anonymous millionaire.

Bad guys don't like loose ends, you made a fancy new toy...

Bad news, baby.

Banzai!

Be the love!

Beaches, letting someone play with your, uh...

Because we really need to...

Because you don't think I have any feelings.

Because you're in this briefing.

Because...

Beep, bop, bloop.

Before Edison.

Before he got to you.

Before I break his nose.

Before I kill him...

Before we were partners,

Behind this door.

Better luck in the third run, I hope.

Better yet...

Birdman. Michael Keaton.

Bitch.

Bloop, beep, bloop, boop, boop!

Blowfish?

Blue wire.

Bos? Bosley?

Bos.

Bosley is with the man

Bosley, 001.

Bosley, 342. Open Safe House 6.

Bosley!

Bosley!

Bosley?

Bosley?

Bosley?

Bosley?

Bosley.

Bosley.

Bosley. Thank you.

Bosley's a rank in our organization.

Bosley's had one too many Buddhas.

Bosleys...

BOTH: I've been training for this moment my whole life!

Bowl cuts.

BOZ [MUFFLED]: Elena, stay down! Stay down!

BOZ [ON COMM]: Let's get in there.

BOZ [OVER COMM]: The compound has nearly 60 rooms on four levels.

Boz, Fleming is down.

Boz, they are leaving.

Boz, who else knew we were meeting with Elena in Hamburg?

BOZ: All parties who might be interested in Calisto.

BOZ: Alrighty, here it is. We filtered his communications,

BOZ: Bosley, 342.

BOZ: Elena's being held on the top floor, northwest corner.

BOZ: Get a tracker on that Mercedes!

BOZ: Houghlin, get up! Let's go! Ten seconds to jump!

BOZ: How we doing down here?

BOZ: I'll circle until you signal.

BOZ: It's done, Charlie.

BOZ: It's the crossroads of the world. Danger and money.

BOZ: Jane, you got anything yet?

BOZ: Let's learn all we can about Mr. Fleming's trip to Istanbul.

BOZ: Move it or lose it, ladies. Let's go. We gotta go.

BOZ: Seeing as you're supposed to be dead, why don't you relax.

BOZ: We get it. He's rich.

BOZ: Welcome to the Berlin outpost of the Townsend Agency.

BOZ: Well, protocol would be not to tell anyone.

BOZ: Where did you get that suit?

BOZ: Will you excuse us?

BOZ: You clearly had a lot of fun over the years.

BOZ: You really know what I need.

Boz.

Boz.

Boz.

Brand new. Like a virgin. I mean, it's my first time...

Bring up the specs.

Bringing the Birdman back to Alcatraz, I guess.

Brok Industries can power the world.

Brok is hosting a party at his compound. Elena's there.

BROK: Grow up, little girl.

BROK: You wanted to sabotage me.

BROK: You...

Buddha on lotus.

Buddy of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest.

Buggy piece of shit.

Bummer. I mean, that was kind of a turn on.

But also because...

But before we close the deal,

But Calisto's been stolen now, so I...

But Charlie's a chick, though, right?

But confers it as well.

But don't you think it's sort of

But Edison was first to market.

But either way, I am down to get wild.

But he signed up for the Groupon and everything.

But how'd that feel? It looked like it felt really good.

But I didn't think that you...

But I have some precious treasures to watch over.

But I have something to say too.

But I just need the opportunity.

But I like this too. This is great.

But I worked for him. I mean...

But I'm sure your generation is gonna figure it out.

But Knox has to get Charlie on the phone first.

But let me rebuild our trust.

But right now you don't have a problem.

But the question is, Jonny...

But the security looks incredible.

But to gain control over their global positioning satellites.

But we are far from powerless.

But we have time.

But we have to be first.

But what about Australian Jonny?

But what can I say?

But what if we are?

But why would Knox go to so much trouble to find Charlie?

But you are good up here.

By choice.

By the time this is over,

By the way, I understand the circumstances

Bye.

Bye.

Caffeine helps us program.

Calisto can be weaponized.

Calisto is about to change the world.

Calisto is the future.

Calisto, full power.

Calisto, pair with sister devices.

Calisto, short range power burst.

Calisto, short range power burst.

Calisto, turn on the lights.

Calisto's gone. It's not here.

Calm down. Get out. Everybody go.

Can anyone show me?

Can I get you anything?

Can I have your phone?

Can somebody please track this mofo?

Can you hold one second longer?

Can you unzip me?

Can you, uh, keep a secret?

Cared about me.

Carmel!

Cars that go fast really furiously.

Chad, captain of the love boat.

Charlie bailed me out.

Charlie frowns on revenge, Jane.

Charlie sends love, Angels.

Charlie sends love. You're in grave danger.

Charlie suspected Bosley had gone rogue.

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.

Charlie, how will we ever know you truly exist

Charlie, I've really enjoyed working on this assignment

CHARLIE: Elena, congratulations.

CHARLIE: Hello, Bosley.

Charlie?

Charlie?

Charlie?

Charlie.

Charlie's not a very social person.

Charming.

Check them all!

Chinese fighting muffin.

Clear!

Coconuts.

COD.

Collateral damage.

Combine that with voice identification

Come on, Charlie, hang up. He's almost got you.

Come on, Charlie, we'll make it fun.

Come on, come on. Get in.

Come on, let's celebrate. Drinks in the bar!

Come on! Go! Hit it!

Come on! Hyah!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Elena? I need you, man! I need you!

Come on. Move, move, move.

Coming in!

Coming.

Comm check. Sabina.

Cool. Hey, can I take these mints?

Corwin gets his massage at Madame Wong's House of Blossoms.

Corwin had nothing to do with this.

Corwin is premiering his Red Star racer at the California Speedway.

Corwin?

Cosplay Catwoman?

Could turn Calisto into an EMP on the human body.

Could we get started this millennium?

Could you at least use the correct phrase?

Creepy Thin Man.

Creepy Thin Man.

Curiosity of a cat.

Cut!

D'accord, d'accord.

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn you, Salazar!

Damn you, Salazar.

Damn, I hate to fly.

Damn.

Definitely. Definitely.

Did you do that?

Did you raid your mom's closet for this?

Did you take the apartment with the good light?

Didn't we hand him over to the Americans?

Directly to the exit, please. Get this man help.

Displaced rib. Very common.

Do Bosleys usually leave?

Do I look okay?

Do you know anybody who can get us into his room?

Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?

Do you know what? Just get John on the phone.

Do you like fast cars?

Do you really think you'd kill me, old badger?

Do you see my point?

Do you think Ralph's gonna be okay?

Do you think she still has security clearance?

Do you want to answer that?

Does Knox have any enemies?

Does your company have a website

Doesn't mean they should, right?

Don't ask.

Don't be daft. It will kill her.

Don't do it. They've killed everyone

Don't make me a literal angel.

Don't shoot.

Don't take any wooden nickels.

Don't take my lighter.

Don't talk into your bracelet.

Dope. See, that is what you can do

Double his devices. Gather all his communications.

Download confirmed.

Driving a taxi,

Dude, we weren't worried.

During a security test, but I think it was buried.

Dylan, Alex, Natalie, I hope you're ready for your next assignment.

Dylan!

Dylan! Shit.

Dylan? It's Nat. Vivian Wood is a fake and an all around bitch.

Dylan.

Eating my food, enjoying my view.

Edgar thought...

EDGAR: Let's take this one step at a time.

Edgar.

Eduardo, move me.

ELENA [ON RECORDING]: I know it can be fixed.

ELENA [OVER COMM]: Yes, exactly.

Elena Houghlin.

Elena, stay down! Stay down!

Elena, stop this thing!

Elena, you get the prototype from your lab.

Elena, you'll be our eye in the sky.

ELENA: Guys, that's Calisto.

ELENA: I can't sleep at night,

ELENA: It disrupts the neural networks

ELENA: Jane, hurry!

ELENA: Langston, shut up.

ELENA: Look at this.

ELENA: Oh, my God. I'm gonna die.

ELENA: Oh, no. Guys, someone's coming.

ELENA: So, what about you? How did Charlie find you?

ELENA: There's a flaw in the system.

ELENA: What about me? What should I do?

ELENA: What?

ELENA: What's going on?

ELENA: Yeah. And it can be triggered remotely

Elena!

Elena!

Elena?

Elena? Help me!

Engineers do.

Enjoy your retirement.

Enter. Come on.

Eric Knox was born John McCadden.

Espresso.

Even with our equipment, he'd have to be within 20 miles.

Evening, Angels.

Every bad guy's favorite new weapon.

Every one of you is gonna be facedown on the floor

Every year, he brings together the wealthy and beautiful

Everyone, please help me welcome our founder,

Everything all right?

Everything all right?

Everything is fine.

Everything on the bottom row. Let's go.

Exactly. But Fleming beat her to it.

Except you're sitting here,

Excuse me, ladies.

Excuse me, who is that?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I don't usually do this, but I was wondering

Excuse me. I have to take a phone call.

Faith, Angels. It's called faith.

Familiarize yourselves: syndicate members,

Fatima, please wait.

Fatima, wait. Please, just talk to me.

Fight through the pain.

First, you're gonna help me out of my chair.

Flag anyone Fleming could be in business with.

Fleming could recognize you, and we can't risk it.

Fleming tried to have me killed?

FLEMING: Ah, yes.

FLEMING: In the car? All right.

FLEMING: It'll require root access

FLEMING: Look, it's a complicated process. Obviously, I don't...

FLEMING: No, I can't find my hat.

FLEMING: There's two seats over there.

Fleming. That's my... That's the guy that buried my report.

Fleming's dead. Calisto's gone.

Flip your goddamn hair.

Fly to me, Angels! Please come!

Focus.

Follow me.

For 40 years,

For a bikini waxer, you know a lot about bombs.

For all the work that we have done together.

For his annual Vision Party.

For Knox Technologies software.

For me to hack into, the better.

For such an easy target.

For the harmonic range to be reversed.

Forget I said that!

Forgive me, you know my better half.

Four.

Freaky. English.

Free.

From your nest,

Get Dylan! Missile's making a round trip!

Get it to all our guys. I want her

Get me out of here!

Get on the ground! Now!

Get out of there! Let's go!

Give me the case!

Giving Eskimo kisses to a kitten.

Go ahead. We're past keeping secrets at this point.

Go to hell.

Go upstairs and fix it.

Go, Chloe, go! Let's go!

Go, go, go!

Go, no go?

Go, white girl! Go, white girl!

Go, you.

Go. Go, go, go!

God, these things are impossible to open.

God.

Gone directly to Brok. But, no, I just rolled over.

Good job not dying, Houghlin.

Good job, Jane.

Good job. You did it!

Good morning, Angels.

Good morning, Angels.

Good morning, Chad.

Good morning, Charlie.

Good morning, Starfish.

Good morning.

Good to see you.

Good work, Bos. Get him to talk about Knox.

Good work, guys.

Good work.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. You said you wanted me to call.

Gosh...

Got him.

Got the car key.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

GPS phone tap.

Great work, Angels, but our job's only half finished.

Great.

Great. I have no reference for that. Thank you.

Great. I'll get tickets.

Guys, finally you warm up a bit.

Guys, she's on 11. Level 11, women's restroom.

Ha, ha, you think you have a choice.

Ha, not me.

Ha!

Ha!

Hamburg. Interestingly, not where hamburgers were invented.

Handled me?

Hands up. No fear.

Hard and rough.

Has Mr. Brok read my report? I think that if he read...

Have a great time.

Have fun, guys.

Have met that challenge.

Have you ever spent time with him? Mr. Brok?

Have you heard from Jane and Sabina? Will they come?

Have you seen my phone?

Have you seen this man?

He always had a habit of claiming credit

He always seemed like kind of a weirdo.

He can locate him.

He could be anywhere this half of North America.

He didn't deserve.

He feeds our mind, body and soul.

He flirted with me.

He had me over to his château,

He has the goods.

He is in way over his head.

He just can't speak or see color anymore.

He knows exactly what Calisto can do.

He knows what it's worth on the black market.

He likes you. Go back and flirt a little.

He rocks up in this urban assault vehicle.

He said no.

He said what?

He was a pro, and he brought a lot of firepower

He was at the airport five hours ago.

He was my friend too.

He wasn't exactly forthcoming when he shot me out the window.

He went to the men's room. He'll be right back.

He won't kill Bosley until he kills Charlie.

He's a little bitch.

He's actually still in hospital after a brain seizure,

He's been in there all the time.

He's been looking at property in Costa Rica.

He's coming, sir.

He's definitely had a few.

He's got friends in high places.

He's got someone else doing his dirty work.

He's great. He's great.

He's headed your way.

He's heading north, just past Paradise Cove!

He's safe! Knox already has him.

He's talking to somebody. Gray suit.

He's using us to date criminals now?

He's with me now.

Head to the marina.

Heaven above, watch over us today.

Heh heh. The Chad.

Heh, unless he doesn't.

Heh, you're crazy. Heh, heh.

Heh. That makes sense.

Hell, yeah. Give me my wings.

Hello, Angels. You owe me an explanation.

Hello, blondie.

Hello, Charlie.

Hello, girls? Are you hearing me?

Hello, John. Root access granted.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. Hello out there.

Hello... Oh, shit!

Help me! Be careful!

Help me! Help me!

Her assassin just paid me a visit. We gotta warn Knox.

Her girlfriend's here.

Here at Corwin's.

Here is far enough, I guess.

Here it comes.

Here we go, here we go. Shots, shots, shots!

Here.

Here's one of the kidnappers.

Hey, Bos.

Hey, Chad, um, does this thing go any faster?

Hey, don't worry, he's gonna wake up.

Hey, girls, you having fun?

Hey, he's gonna wake up. Come on.

Hey, I said, stay down!

Hey, Ingrid.

Hey, Jane.

Hey, she's in shock, and she smells like puke.

Hey, stop right... Elena!

Hey, what's your bet?

Hey, you.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! I like that guy.

Hey! I'll be right in.

Hey! Stop moving!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Don't stand next to the window, it's not safe.

Hey. Ooh, toga.

Hey. Sabina.

Hi, Pete. How are you?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Uh, who are you?

High velocity rifle, customized to fire tranquilizer darts.

His father was in my Army Intelligence unit,

Hm, and then it's schnitzel. All the time.

Hm?

Hm.

Hm. Armory open.

Hmph. I'll bet.

Hold on.

Hold that thought.

Hold up. We might have another problem.

Homemade kombucha with probiotics.

Houghlin?

How about you? You hungry?

How did you...?

How did you...? I didn't know you could jump horses.

How do we find him? We hit the streets. We go old school.

How long can you hold your breath?

How much does it hurt? Be honest.

How old am I? What? That has nothing to do with it.

How to hack this and reprogram root access...

How to make chicken.

How was your day? Great.

How...? How did you even get in the...?

Hugs work.

Huh?

Huh. Hm...

Huh. You're younger than I thought.

Hypothesis.

I already have a team rebuilding the office.

I also followed the rules.

I also have vegan ice cream for your soul.

I am his trusted friend and employee.

I am the bomb.

I am.

I am. Just processing.

I am... I'm done sitting still. I'm...

I appreciate the call.

I believe that I, along with a little help from my team,

I believe you. Were you able to get the evidence?

I believed them when they told me my asset was safe.

I brought a friend.

I brought you the usual.

I can accept those terms.

I can be really annoying.

I can fix it,

I can get you another shipment in six months.

I can hack any system, and I can do it fast.

I can make something besides eggs.

I can see by your gown that you're unarmed.

I can shatter a cinder block with my forehead.

I can't keep up this façade with Jason anymore.

I can't lose her too.

I can't see her anywhere.

I can't stop it. Get over here.

I can't tell you anything else, except...

I could take that girl out with a flyswatter.

I could use someone like you on my staff.

I did want you to call. I mean, I do want you to.

I don't have the filter thing people have.

I don't help you.

I don't know what for. What are you looking for? Ah!

I don't know what his plan is, but I know that we can stop him.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know! Ah!

I don't know...

I don't think it's gonna work out, you and me.

I don't try to be. It just sort of...

I even put together a little walk down memory lane.

I feel like a tiger today, maybe a leopard.

I figured we could have a little breakfast.

I filed a report after it almost killed my colleague

I got food poisoning from undercooked lamb

I got his schedule.

I got Pecorino Nero, Parmigiano Reggiano, Manchego,

I gotta get a dog.

I gotta go torture and kill your boss.