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The Tale of Despereaux

The Tale of Despereaux

"The Tale of Despereaux" is a heartwarming animated film that was released in 2008. This enchanting movie is based on the beloved children's novel written by Kate DiCamillo and follows the incredible journey of a brave little mouse named Despereaux.

In the magical kingdom of Dor, Despereaux, voiced by Matthew Broderick, is a courageous and curious mouse who possesses a unique love for stories and music. Unlike other mice, he doesn't scurry or cower in fear but instead dreams of becoming a knight and going on grand adventures. This spirited character embarks on a heroic quest that brings him face to face with danger, adversity, and eventually true courage.

The film features an exceptional voice cast that brings each character to life with incredible talent. Emma Watson lends her voice to Princess Pea, the kind-hearted and gentle princess of Dor, who befriends Despereaux on his journey. Tracey Ullman shines as Gregory, the head cook who plays a crucial role in Despereaux's tale. Other notable voices include Dustin Hoffman as the delightfully villainous Ratcliffe, and Sigourney Weaver, the voice of the narrator who guides us through the story.

With stunning animation and captivating storytelling, "The Tale of Despereaux" immerses audiences into a visually breathtaking world. The magical kingdom of Dor is beautifully brought to life, from the vast halls of the castle to the shadowy depths of the rat kingdom. Each scene is filled with vibrant colors and intricate details, making the movie a visual feast for the eyes.

One of the film's standout elements is its enchanting musical score. The score, composed by William Ross, perfectly complements the whimsical visuals and adds another layer of emotion to the story. The melodies capture the essence of each scene, from the adventurous tunes that accompany Despereaux's quests to the tender notes that underscore the heartfelt moments. The soundtrack truly transports viewers into the enchanting world of the film.

If you would like to experience the magic of "The Tale of Despereaux" for yourself, you can watch the movie or listen to its captivating sounds. The delightful cast, mesmerizing animation, and touching score make this film a must-watch for audiences of all ages. Fortunately, you can easily find and enjoy this movie online or at your nearest DVD store.

If you are a fan of the movie's music, you can also listen to and download the soundtrack to immerse yourself in the enchanting melodies from "The Tale of Despereaux." The soundtrack captures the emotion and wonder of the film, transporting you back to the magical kingdom of Dor with each note. Whether you are a lover of animated films, a fan of emotional storytelling, or simply in search of a heartwarming tale, "The Tale of Despereaux" is a movie you won't want to miss.

In conclusion, "The Tale of Despereaux" is a captivating animated film that brings to life the enchanting story of a brave little mouse. With a talented voice cast, stunning animation, and beautiful music, this movie offers a magical experience for viewers of all ages. Whether you are watching the film or enjoying its captivating soundtrack, "The Tale of Despereaux" will transport you to a world filled with bravery, friendship, and the power of true courage.

A big misunderstanding if you wanted to.
A bit deaf.
A brave knight who would deliver her from all of this.
A code of honor.
A code...
A king was hurt, so he hurt a rat.
A legend that I read.
A masterpiece was being created.
A person could get lost forever down here.
A rat can't talk.
A spring tureen
A story? About what?
A week? You've hardly cracked it.
About a princess, like you, in a castle, like this.
About duty and loyalty.
About princesses and sunshine.
About the longing.
About the Princess.
After I've taken you under my wing.
Ah ha!
Ah, if it isn't our brave little knight.
Ah, it's so great to see you!
Ah, Roscuro! I'm glad you could make it.
Ah, so they tell me.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah. It was a princess that took away my soup.
Ah. Not just a gentleman, an honorable gentleman.
All except one.
All right, boys, come on!
All right, Mig?
All right, settle down.
All right, then you need to...
All sitting on my princess head.
ALL: Mmm! Ah!
ALL: Oh, jeez.
ALL: Rules!
Allo?
Almost like it was written for you?
Alms for the blind! Alms for the blind!
And a princess was hurt, so she hurt a servant girl,
And a rat was hurt, so he hurt a princess.
And a talking mouse, too.
And another whole closet just for my knickers!
And anyone who knows anything,
And as far as telling the truth is concerned,
And don't do anything he doesn't.
And felt a cool breeze each morning
And for a long time, it wouldn't rain.
And he never cowers.
And his quest to save her honor.
And honor and chivalry and courage.
And how do you do?
And I get to see her every single day.
And I know that while on first glance, I might...
And I won't ask you ever again. I swear.
And I would like a huge round of applause
And I'm sure that the rats you met last time
And if he's afraid of something...
And my pretty powder
And no reading! It's a rule.
And now I don't.
And now I have to carry the sloppy, gloppy, stinky stew
And pull your arms off!
And she belongs in...
And she smelled so amazing.
And she was a very beautiful princess.
And she's got a tiara and fancy robes,
And she's got shiny bits all over every frock in her closet.
And some are destined to be princesses
And that I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
And that servant had been hurting for so long,
And that she just wanted it all to come back again.
And that's why they had to put some of it on the outside.
And the jailer finally found his princess.
And the King found something stronger than grief.
And the mice finally got rid of their fear.
And the people of Dor lived side by side with their rats.
And the sun in his face every afternoon.
And then there are rats!
And there, in the darkness of the cellar,
And they don't even tell you what time that is yet.
And they'll eat you.
And this year's soup is
And truth.
And we'd tell you that they all lived happily ever after, but...
And what do you think you're doing?
And what if they find you with a painting of the Princess?
And what makes you a gentleman?
And when one of our citizens strays from that way of life,
And when things got really bad around the farm,
And where did you find this code of honor?
And you belong in the palace.
And you can spend the whole week
And you can't be a mouse if you don't learn to be afraid.
And you should be wearing that crown.
And you've gotta... You've gotta help me!
And your actions have told us
And, as the aroma began to build,
And, as the story goes, she was locked up in a faraway castle,
And, in Dor, it's the soup!
And, most of all, the sunlight.
Andiamo!
Antoinette, stop right now! Stop that.
ANTOINETTE: But he isn't!
ANTOINETTE: Oh! But I loved the old front. LESTER: Quite modern. Yes.
Are you a man or are you a mouse?
Are you a man or are you a mouse?
As timid as the day is long.
At exactly 12:00 noon,
At first, we thought he would grow out of it, but...
Banished.
Basil, will you look at that?
Basilico.
Because a single act of forgiveness can change everything.
Because she got on quite nicely with the pigs.
Because she had hope, and whenever you have hope,
Because the servant girl went back to her farm.
Because they knew that, at that very moment,
Because they're the Council.
Because you have longing.
Bellissima!
Bet you tell that to all the princesses.
Blimey, she's dead. Get him!
BOLDO: Fantastic!
BOLDO: Ha! And I don't have to stand here and listen to a coward!
Boldo!
Boldo.
Borrowed it?
BOTH: Mmm!
BOTTICELLl: My friends!
Brav ow!
Built on courage and chivalry and honor.
But at one time or another,
But especially courage.
But he isn't cowering.
But how did she know that?
But hurry.
But in a cruel and frightened world,
But it turned out all right
But it was nothing compared to Soup Day.
But it's beautiful, ma'am.
But let's face it.
But not when he's scared!
But now he just longed for someone whose heart was as hardened as his was.
But on one very special day every year,
But such a fine princess, with a little, pretty, glittery...
But that wasn't totally true
But that's what the King did out of a terrible sadness.
But they got reminded of it on the first Sunday of every spring.
But they will send him to the dungeon!
But was it a mistake or was it just good luck?
But we're late already!
But who did you wrong?
But, to tell you the truth, he didn't even notice.
But... But I... But...
Can anybody hear me?
Cauliflower?
Charge!
CHEF ANDRE: I don't have to stand here and listen to a big talking garbage can!
CHEF ANDRE: Wait till Your Highness tastes it.
Chivalry! Bravery! Honor!
Colors faded into each other and dark clouds filled the sky.
Come in, please.
Come on, Furlough, hurry up!
Come on, keep moving! Let's go, come on!
Come on, let's go, buster!
Come on, let's go!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Just try it.
Come with me.
Come with me.
Come, my friend. Look at your handiwork.
COOK 1: Let's go!
COOK 1: Make sure it's clean!
COOK 2: Don't forget the parsley!
Courage, right?
CROWD: (CHANTING) Eat! Eat! Eat!
CROWD: (CHANTING) Eat! Eat! Eat!
CROWD: (CHANTING) Mouse! Mouse! Mouse!
CROWD: (CHANTING) Mouse! Mouse! Mouse! Mouse!
CROWD: Eat! Eat! Eat!
Crumbs.
Dad, I'm not dead! Oh, Dad, wake up, please!
Dad! Dad, I'm not dead!
Dad? Dad, listen. You've got to help me.
Deep within the royal kitchens,
DELIVERY MAN: Potatoes coming up!
Despereaux loved it all.
Despereaux Tilling heard more,
Despereaux Tilling,
Despereaux Tilling.
Despereaux, don't do it.
Despereaux, what are you doing?
Despereaux, why do you think you're in school?
DESPEREAUX: Guys? Listen.
DESPEREAUX: King! King! Sire, your daughter is in danger!
DESPEREAUX: Milady!
DESPEREAUX: What kind of a quest?
DESPEREAUX: Why are you crying?
Despereaux!
Despereaux!
Despereaux! You can't feed them.
Did you finish your quest?
Did you see they're putting up a new front on the crumb shop?
Din din.
Dinnertime.
Dishwater?
Dishwater?
Dishwater.
Do what he does.
Do you have anymore?
Do you remember when they banished the rats?
Don't even think about it.
Don't know, ma'am.
Don't leave a morsel.
Don't listen. You're the princess now.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry. He'll learn to cower.
Down here! Hello! Down here!
Down here.
Down in the damp, dark, dingy...
Down there.
Eat! Eat! Eat!
Eh, some celery?
Enjoy, my friend.
Enough!
Even as he changed, Roscuro still had longing.
Even if no one could tell.
Even the rats?
Every bit of it.
Every dad's got a princess.
Every Dorian, young and old, would flock toward the castle
Every little girl longs to be a princess.
Everyone out!
Everything is fine!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Fairer than any in any other land.
Fine.
Fine. Oh, tell me this legend of yours.
Fine. We are headed to Dor,
First of all, rats hate the light.
For as long as she could remember.
For delivering us our princess!
For milady.
For our good friend here
For your little escapade.
Fresh worms.
From the kitchens of Chef Andre.
From which no mouse and no light has ever escaped.
Furlough, I want to see you in my study, right now.
Furlough, listen. You've gotta help me.
FURLOUGH: All right, now, you start nibbling right along that edge there.
FURLOUGH: You are crazy.
Get him!
Get it off me! There's a rat in my room!
Get me that rat!
Go on, Despereaux.
Go tell them to the rats!
God! She's the princess.
Good crowd, isn't it, sir?
Good lad.
Good, celery. Parsley, maybe.
Good.
Good. Excellent.
Good. Good.
Good. I'll come back in an hour.
GREGORY: Till he stops being a dad, of course.
GUARD 1: Quick, rush him!
GUARD 2: Get him!
GUARD 3: Filthy rodent!
GUARD: Don't let him escape!
GUARD: Get him!
GUARD: I got him!
GUARD: On the kettle! That's him, right there!
GUARD: Over there!
GUARD: There he is!
GUARD: Where'd he go?
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha hah!
Had me own little princess once.
Had personal contact with...
Have you come to tell me how the story ends?
He becomes a threat to us all.
He doesn't scurry. He doesn't cower.
He even loved things you wouldn't suspect.
He just does it for fun.
He told him about the Princess, and where her longing came from.
He was small even for a mouse.
He wasn't just small in human terms.
He would unveil that year's royal creation.
He'll cower in time. We'll work on it.
He's a tough one.
He's going into the kitchen!
He's going near the soup!
He's little. I've had to help him.
He's looking right at us.
He's not going to be afraid unless you allow him to be afraid.
Hello, Mr. King!
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help! Help!
Help! Help! Someone help me!
Her heart was full of longing.
Her Uncle Ned had put a shovel in her hand from the minute she could hold one.
Here you are, sir.
Here you go, whoever you are.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here, take care of me little princess.
Here. Take it.
Hey, hello!
Hey, hello!
Hey, Sire!
Hey, you!
His brother? What about him?
His eyes are open.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm. "Once upon a time." That's great, isn't it?
Hmm. Fair.
Hmm... A week?
Hold on!
Honor!
How about his brother?
How am I supposed to eat this swill?
How come?
How do you know all this, then?
How far down is it?
How long have you been working on this book?
Huh? Oh! No, no. It... It's an honor, sir.
Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry! Excuse us.
I am a gentleman.
I am a gentleman.
I am sorry.
I am sorry.
I am sworn to tell the truth.
I belong in the palace.
I can see it!
I can't be caught with a real rat in my bunk.
I can't no more.
I could do with a good story right now.
I don't know. No one's ever come back.
I don't know...
I don't think so.
I don't want it today.
I don't want it!
I even wish there were rats!
I forgot.
I guess.
I have come to apologize.
I haven't finished it yet.
I just borrowed it, ma'am.
I just want to have a quick look.
I just wanted to see how it ends.
I know I can.
I know it's dark, but you'll get used to it.
I know, but I don't want it.
I know.
I know. I am the princess.
I love it!
I mean, they did, but it was all because of one particular rat
I mean, this is special.
I need it for a baby.
I need more time!
I promise you that.
I said you look ridiculous.
I save your soup!
I serve the Princess.
I should be wearing a frown?
I think there is.
I thought you didn't like the arena.
I told you! I told you I'd make it to the castle!
I want the same thing you do.
I was gonna put them all back.
I will deliver you from this evil, ma'am.
I wish it would rain.
I wish there was soup again.
I wonder what's out there.
I'd love to know.
I'm a princess.
I'm afraid so.
I'm afraid so. Named it Fluffy.
I'm cleaning, ma'am.
I'm gonna have a special room just for my dresses
I'm gonna live right there.
I'm here to help you.
I'm in here!
I'm in here!
I'm in here!
I'm ready.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so, so sorry. You've no idea how sorry I am.
I'm sorry, I... I really... Goodbye.
I'm sorry.
I'm the one who should be sorry.
I'm the princess now.
I'm the princess.
I'm... I'm from... Oh...
I've been screaming in here for over two hours.
I've seen her.
If I could just tell her I'm sorry,
If John or Beth or Bill was an insult.
If she could just hear me say it,
If they find out... If they find out that they didn't find out...
If we really beg and show them that he's changed.
If you want to make a statement, what do I say?
If you'd just learn how scary they are.
In a story.
In Dor, Christmas was nothing.
In fact, in his own mind, Despereaux was a giant.
In fact, Miggery Sow could see her future so clearly.
In fact, she misses it, too!
In fact, sometimes, it takes a little help.
In fact, you can have a good heart and not even know it.
In particular.
In the dungeon!
In there?
Incoming potatoes!
INQUISITOR: Refused training as a mouse.
Into the breach!
Is that you?
Is there anything you wish to say in your defense?
Isn't there something you can do?
It doesn't really matter where you come from.
It grows back twisted and gnarled and hard.
It helps, ma'am.
It is a code of honor.
It is the judgment of this court
It isn't much, but there isn't much anywhere since everything turned gray.
It was so soft, like floating in a pillow.
It would be worth it.
It's a carving knife.
It's about a princess and a knight
It's all right. They're too scared to come down here.
It's an easy question.
It's beautiful!
It's dangerous.
It's forgiveness.
It's good. It'll carry well down there.
It's hard to see something on your back.
It's just that that one looks tasty.
It's just... I'm just... I'm not really from around here.
It's like you have to find that out.
It's mine, but you can share it.
It's my pleasure to announce this year's royal creations
It's nowhere near dinnertime.
It's that mouse!
It's time.
Just a rat, like you.
Just for a second, just try being brave.
Just once, I promise.
Just shameful!
Just stay close.
Keep going! Keep going!
Kitchen...
KNIGHT: For glory and honor!
Knows there's a big difference between a mouse and a rat.
Lads, let's go, on the double!
LESTER: Are you sure? FURLOUGH: That's what he said.
LESTER: How was the library?
Let the games begin!
Let's get him, boys.
Let's go!
Lf... If I could just tell...
Light. Real light.
Like a garden.
Like a princess.
Listen, the Princess is in danger. She's locked in the cellar.
Listen, you've gotta help me.
Listen, your daughter is in danger!
Listen. It's okay.
Look at that!
Look at you! You are still brewing tea.
Look down here! Whoa!
Look up there! Marge, come and have a look at this!
Look, up there!
Look, Your Highness! Look!
Look! It's...
Looks like a sword.
Louise, do you think there's a bit of light
Lounging round, yes, the whole day!
Lounging.
Ma'am!
Madam, I know that this is unfortunate.
Made me hungrier.
Make it a good one!
MAYOR: Despereaux Tilling.
Men like this were scarce indeed.
MIG: Hello?
MIG: I'm in here!
MIG: Princess.
Might have caused you to create a stereotype,
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. And what did this princess tell you
Mmm hmm. And you should lounge in that bed.
Mmm hmm. Love it. Perfect.
Mmm!
Mmm.
Mmm.
More onions!
More onions!
More onions!
More onions!
MOUSE 1: Despereaux!
MOUSE 1: Don't look. Don't look!
MOUSE 1: Oh, gosh. MOUSE 2: Oh, no.
MOUSE 2: I won't, I won't.
MOUSE: He is so weird.
MOUSE: Oh, look out!
Mr. Mayor, hello!
My comb, my hat, my gloves
My comb.
My friends, there are rats,
My gloves.
My jewel y, girly hat,
My little mouse?
My little princess.
NARRATOR: And that's how a friendship is born.
NARRATOR: And, from the very beginning,
NARRATOR: Despereaux Tilling had no idea he was small.
NARRATOR: Did a book ever speak to you?
NARRATOR: Everyone knew Chef Andre was a genius,
NARRATOR: Gregory always said that she had too much heart.
NARRATOR: He told him about their code of honor, about his noble quest,
NARRATOR: Miggery Sow had been shoveling slop
NARRATOR: Now, it's hard to be a genius all by yourself.
NARRATOR: Now, there are all kinds of princesses.
NARRATOR: Of course, destiny is a funny thing.
NARRATOR: Okay, remember when we said that grief
NARRATOR: Okay, remember when we told you how,
NARRATOR: On any given day, just one whiff from one of the soup shops
NARRATOR: Once upon a time,
NARRATOR: Once upon a time, there lived a fair princess,
NARRATOR: So think about this.
NARRATOR: So, you could call all of this
NARRATOR: what fun is that?
NARRATOR: What would you do if your own name was a bad word?
NARRATOR: When something hurts this much, there must be a reason.
NARRATOR: You know, hurt is a funny thing.
Nice shot!
No one starts out afraid.
No, don't stop! I said "slop"!
No, I don't want any cheese!
No, I don't want...
No, it isn't... It did not move.
No, it's the best thing I ever did.
No, my wife is having a...
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no! Just turn and leave.
No, not a baby!
No, not at all.
No, not if we beg.
No, not there!
No, that's not him.
No, that's not what you said before.
No, you deaf little urchin. I said feed those swine!
No, you weren't.
No!
No! Please, please listen. Please.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Helped it, actually.
No. I don't eat mice.
No. No, I'm not dead.
No. No, I'm not. I'm not dead!
No. No, no, no. Not a frown. A crown.
Not just yet.
Not long now.
Not yet, lads. No, no, you've got to wait.
Nothing at all.
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Now turn and leave.
Now turn and leave.
Now, I really believe you're jumping to conclusions.
Now, listen. The Princess is in danger. She's locked in the dungeon.
Oh, and when she held me in her hand, it was...
Oh, but I am.
Oh, come on, Smudge, I'm starving.
Oh, come on.
Oh, Despereaux, this...
Oh, don't be silly, my little mouse.
Oh, gor!
Oh, here's one: "Drew pictures of cats on his notebook."
Oh, ho, ho!
Oh, I am! Honest and truthful and loyal and...
Oh, I can't hear you, see, because deaf, but...
Oh, I don't know. A rat is a rat.
Oh, I know, ma'am,
Oh, I must have been...
Oh, I will. Don't worry.
Oh, I wish it would rain.
Oh, I'm not a mouse. I...
Oh, it feels so good to be out of the kitchen!
Oh, it moved! My soup moved!
Oh, my God, you're dead!
Oh, my golly, you're dead.
Oh, my little mouse! It's you.
Oh, my!
Oh, my.
Oh, no, I know that! Absolutely.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Just go find my father.
Oh, oh!
Oh, right. Congratulations.
Oh, right. Sorry.
Oh, sorry, milady!
Oh, stop that! I don't have to be putting up with all this!
Oh, then they'll find out that it was me who...
Oh, this is bad.
Oh, um...
Oh, well, I've got a real one.
Oh, you are noble, remember?
Oh, you know.
Oh, you must be a royal mouse. Is that it?
Oh, Your Highness.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! A rat! There's a rat in my soup!
Oh! Oh, yes!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Evening.
Oh. What, you had a princess?
Oh. You're a smooth little mouse, aren't you?
Ohhh.
Ohhh.
Ohhh.
Oi! Hang on! Where you going? Help!
Okay, look. Now, I'm not dead.
Okay.
On my pretty princess face.
Once upon a time, there was this brave little mouse?
One of the most magical places in the whole world.
Only in their own minds.
Ooh, I can smell it! I can smell it.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh! Sire!
Or sweat. Or Monday morning.
Or turn you into cat food?
Our laws are here to protect us and our way of life.
Out!
Over the next few weeks, he told Roscuro everything he knew about loyalty
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Cut it out!
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
Papa! Papa, look!
Perfect. Perfect, yes, it's about time.
Perhaps a little cheese?
Perhaps we're starting to leave the past behind us, eh?
Please get him off!
Please, take it away.
Please! Oh, no, get off of me!
Please. Nice kitty?
Pretty princess. Pretty, pretty princess pie.
PRINCESS PEA: Help! Help!
PRINCESS PEA: It's a rat!
PRINCESS PEA: No! You can't do this!
Psst! Milady!
Pull!
QUEEN: This is...
Quiet! They will hear you.
Quiet. Be quiet, my dear. There's nothing to be done.
Quit your daydreaming and feed those swine!
Quite right. I should.
Rain.
RAT 1: Here's the spot, rats!
RAT 1: Hey, did you get some? RAT 2: Oh, yeah.
RAT 1: Something special for dinner tonight.
RAT 2: Come on, Smudge, give us a little look.
RAT 2: Hungry! Yum! Hungry now!
RAT 2: Let's have a look. RAT 3: It's the Princess!
RAT 2: Smells human to me. A young one. RAT 3: And not just any human.
RAT 3: Smells delicious!
RAT: Come on!
RAT: Hurry!
Rat!
Ready, class?
Red?
Refused to respect the will and guidance of elder mice.
Remember Shanghai?
Repeatedly engaged in bold and un meek behavior.
Right up there, near the tippy top.
Right. I am.
Right. You serve the Princess.
ROSCURO: (STAMMERING) Your Highness?
ROSCURO: I'm sorry.
ROSCURO: Oh, I can't wait to taste the soup!
ROSCURO: Wait!
Roscuro! Roscuro, where are you?
Roscuro?
Roscuro?
SAILOR 1: It's down below, I tell you.
SAILOR 2: Give it a heave.
SAILOR: Land ho!
Saw more and even smelled more than any of the other mice.
See that you do!
Seems I am, ma'am.
She belongs in the dungeon, and you belong in the palace, like a princess.
She could see the moment that she would finally be delivered from all of this.
She could see the tiara, the fancy dresses, the maids in waiting,
She didn't take it.
She longed for a prince.
She sent me to get you!
She told me that she missed the soup and the rain
She was beautiful! Like an angel.
She'd like some apples.
She's in a dungeon!
She's locked in the dungeon!
She's...
She's... She's...
Shh!
Shh! Quiet, lads. Patience.
Should I finish you off myself
Sir, please! Sir...
Sire, up here!

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