Closer (2014) Edit

A good fight is never clean.

A princess can kiss a toad.

A question. You asked me a question.

A red bus.

A whore.

About 10 seconds.

About love.

About sex.

About what?

About you stealing their lives?

Absolutely. It's the future.

Accepted.

Actually, there is.

Add a few euphemisms for our own amusement.

Again? We have to get up at 6:00.

Alcohol poisoning.

ALICE LAUGHING: The look on your face.

Alice, tell me something true.

ALICE: Fuck me.

ALICE: How did you end up writing obituaries?

ALICE: I'm a block of ice.

ALICE: Show me the sneer.

ALICE: Thank you.

ALICE: They're all people who died

ALICE: This man comes into the cafe today and he says:

ALICE: You brute.

Alice?

Alice?

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

All I can see is him all over you.

All my nasty habits amuse her.

All the girls in this hellhole,

Am I a stranger?

Am I, now?

Americano.

And all the glittering assholes

And alone.

And because I pity you. You know that, don't you?

And every time I wash in it I feel dirty.

And everyone loves a big, fat lie.

And he'd be held responsible.

And I checked for your book in the museum of modern art.

And I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown.

And I don't know when your moment was,

And I know you think I'm sick for asking,

And I need a piss.

And I think I'll be happier with her.

And if I refused to leave?

And in return,

And it was there.

And look at the next day's page

And make final changes.

And now

And now you want children with him?

And she said that she needed you to want her

And the owner loves the dog for so doing.

And the truth is I'll never know unless I ask him.

And then we left.

And this.

And we christen the patients' bed

And we must respect what the woman wants.

And when I'm not there you look for me.

And where's that?

And yeah, of course she enjoyed it.

And you all use stage names to con yourselves you're someone else,

And you don't want someone else

And you left him, just like that?

And you tell me what your real name is

And you're a sloucher. Sit up.

And you're gonna bend over

And you're gonna touch the fucking floor

And you're gonna turn around very slowly,

And?

And?

Anna tells me you fucked her with your eyes closed.

ANNA: Good night. Thank you so much.

Anna?

Anna's not a depressive.

Answer the question!

Any criticisms?

Any good?

Are we in for a long wait?

Are you allowed to flirt with me?

Are you angry that I saw him?

Are you ashamed of me?

Are you dressed

Are you flirtin' with me?

Are you having an operation?

Are you in love with him?

Are you leaving me?

Are you married?

Are you really a doctor?

Are you sure you want to know?

Are you testing me?

Aren't we?

As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot.

As you know, she loves a guilty fuck.

Asked for a cup of tea with 2 sugars.

At 6:00, we stand around the computer

At least it's central.

BALLOON VENDOR: Come on, get your balloons.

BALLOON VENDOR: Come on, get your balloons.

BARTENDER: Thank you, sir.

Bastard.

Be jealous.

Beautiful.

Because he wanted this to happen.

Because he's a bastard.

Because I am there,

Because I can't get over you unless...

Because I did.

Because I know you'd never forgive me.

Because I love you.

Because I think you might be about to leave me

Because I think, on some small level, you owe me something

Because I want to know everything.

Because I'm a lunatic.

Because I'm addicted to it.

Because I'm an idiot.

Because I'm being pretty fucking honest about my feelings for you.

Because I'm obsessed with you.

Because it's my name.

Because of this?

Because that's what they want to see.

Because we said we'd always tell each other the truth.

Because without it we're animals.

Because you cut off your crusts.

Because you don't understand compromise.

Because you think that's what I want to hear.

Because you'll have to go away.

Because you're single?

Before we were apes.

Being kind.

Believe me, she was a woman. I got a huge...

Better than me?

Better to be truthful about this kind of thing.

Better?

Beyond comprehension.

Bollocks.

Boo hoo. So do I.

Borrowing her life.

Borrowing.

Boyfriend?

Buster.

Buster.

But

But all the same

But he came to the club.

But his head implied a short body,

But I am, nevertheless, what she has chosen,

But I bet you there was one.

But I can't do anything with your easy words.

But I had no voice.

But it's better if you do.

But someone's got to do it.

But that's what I'm asking. For old times' sake.

But the people in the photos are sad

But the pictures

But why test me?

But why would he pretend to be you?

But you are bloody gorgeous.

But you did like it?

But you do, Anna.

But you're sort of interested.

But you've spoken.

Bye.

Calls herself cupid. Who's gonna tell her that cupid was a bloke?

Can I still see you?

Can I use your loo?

Can you get more boring than that?

Careful.

Central London's a theme park.

Cheers.

Christ.

Cigarettes.

Come back.

Come back.

Come here.

Come on, it's cold.

Come on, please. Quickly. Quickly.

Come on.

Come on. Don't play games, you nymph of the net.

Come to bed.

Congratulations.

Corresponded.

Cowardice.

Crying for your mother, you mommy's boy.

Cum hungry bitch."

Cupid?

Dan, can I still see you? Answer me.

DAN: How is his dermatology?

DAN: I think you enjoyed it.

DAN: I'm sorry.

DAN: Portraits?

DAN: Taxi!

DAN: The cabbie saw me kissing you.

DAN: The look on your face.

DAN: Work thing.

Dan.

Dan.

Dan.

Daniel the dermatologist.

Daniel.

Deception is brutal.

Deceptive?

Deep inner strength.

Depressives don't.

Did we meet somewhere?

Did you bring her here?

Did you come?

Did you eat?

Did you ever love me?

Did you have a bath because you had sex with him?

Did you know this?

Did you phone her? Beg her to come back?

Did you tell him we call him cupid?

Did you think of me?

Did you touch yourself while he fucked you?

Did your mother cut off your crusts when you were a little boy?

Didn't she get married?

Didn't you sleep on the plane?

Different.

Disappear.

Disarming.

Do I have to pay you to talk to me?

Do they have waiters here?

Do you and this Alice live together?

Do you exhibit?

Do you get a lot of grown men crying their guts out here?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Do you have any children? No.

Do you mind if I smoke?

Do you think because you don't love us or desire us

Do you think you haven't give us anything of yourselves?

Do you want a drink?

Do you want me to put your leg up?

Do you want some food?

Do you want to go stand in the back?

Do you wish we did?

Does all this turn you on?

Does it hurt?

Doesn't count.

Doesn't everyone?

Doesn't mean I like it.

Don't cry on me.

Don't do this, Alice. Talk to me.

Don't do this.

Don't eat children, either.

Don't eat fish.

Don't ever forget it.

Don't get lippy.

Don't move.

Don't raise your eyebrows. It makes you look smug.

Don't say it!

Don't you fucking say:

Don't. Don't stop loving me.

Double divorcee.

Enjoy your stay.

Everybody knows that.

Everybody wants to be happy.

Everyone needs looking after.

Everything is a version of something else.

Everything.

Everywhere's closed.

Except touch.

Excuse me?

Excuse me. Nice to meet you.

Extraordinary thing, the Internet.

Failed novelist, please.

Fancy her?

Feel free to call me "the sultan."

Feel good about yourself?

FEMALE TEACHER: All right, children, it's time to go.

First he went down on me, and then we fucked.

First time I walked through the door,

Fish are the****utic.

Fish piss in the sea.

Fish. You gotta respect them.

For all these reasons,

For deceiving me so exquisitely.

For my viewing pleasure.

For what?

Frog.

Frog. Toad.

From the book, somehow I thought you'd be less...

Fuck it, yes.

Fuck off.

Funny guy.

Funny way of showing it. Can't he send you flowers?

Gay.

Gentler.

Getting their dirty hands on her.

Give me back my hand.

Go fuck yourself. You writer!

Go on, hit me.

Go to her.

Good for picking up strangers?

Good luck with your book.

Good luck with your exhibition.

Good.

Good.

Good. Professional.

Goodbye.

Got a better one?

Got to be somewhere?

Had a drink with Harry.

Hang out in aquariums, do you?

Hanging on.

Happy anniversary.

Happy Birthday.

Have fun.

Have you ever desired a customer?

Have you ever seen a human heart?

Have you?

He asked me nicely.

He decides who we're gonna lead with.

He had this look.

He said you work in a cafe?

He said, "is she yours?"

He told me.

He was drooling over your photo

He was the wanker.

He wasn't a bloke. He was a little boy.

He wheedles you into bed. The old jokes,

He will leave us alone.

He's a stringy fucker.

He's been begging me for months. I saw him so he'd sign.

He's clever,

He's here? Where?

He's in a home.

He's in private practice now.

He's our joke.

He's taller than in his photo.

He's very funny.

He's very pretty.

Heaven.

Hello, Dr. Larry.

Hello, stranger.

Hello, stranger.

Hello.

Here's a good one.

Here's a thing. Alice was at the hotel.

Here's the truth

Hi.

His father died.

His photo's a headshot.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold me. Let me hold you.

How about some tea, hmm?

How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?

How come we never took a vacation?

How could he?

How do you do this to someone?

How do you feel about him using your life?

How do you feel?

How do you know him?

How do you know if you're not there?

How do you know?

How do your strangers feel

How does she feel about you stealing her life?

How is he?

How is she?

How long have you been doing this?

How long was I out?

How many paradise suites are there?

How many stitches did I get?

How many times?

How old were you?

How was it?

How was the thing?

How?

How'd you feel?

How'd you manage to give up?

How's the photographer?

How's work?

I I don't know what, exactly.

I almost admire him.

I am a waitress.

I am begging you to give me your body.

I am kind.

I am so sorry.

I am talking. Fuck off.

I am.

I amuse you, but I bore you.

I apologize.

I apologize.

I appreciate your coming.

I assume you still drink vodka tonic?

I believe you're acquainted.

I bought one to boost your sales.

I came.

I can hear it. I can hear some words

I can see it draining out of you.

I can't believe these things actually happen.

I can't feel it.

I can't see it. I can't touch it.

I can't see my little eyes.

I can't see you. If I see you, I'll never leave you.

I can't tell the truth, so it's over.

I could go on.

I could have him.

I couldn't lie to you.

I did fuck Alice.

I did what he wanted,

I didn't do it to give her a nice time.

I didn't know you'd be here.

I didn't mean to yes, you did.

I didn't.

I do now.

I do understand.

I don't doubt I am somewhat common.

I don't have to.

I don't kiss strange men.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. No.

I don't love you anymore.

I don't love you anymore.

I don't need looking after.

I don't need things.

I don't really know him.

I don't stalk. I lurk.

I don't suppose you'd fancy a friendly poke.

I don't want to lie,

I don't want trouble. I'm not trouble.

I enjoyed it.

I fell in love with her, Alice.

I forgive you.

I forgot this.

I found her, by accident.

I fucked her to fuck you up.

I got the coat.

I guessed.

I had a chat with young Alice.

I had to hear it from you.

I happened to be there.

I hardly know him.

I hate central.

I hate retro. I hate the future.

I hate this place.

I have patients to see.

I have some vodka in the fridge. We could have a drink.

I have, in this moment, become an adult.

I haven't even seen you for a year.

I haven't seen Alice.

I haven't tried to find her.

I hear middle class guilt.

I hope it sank without trace.

I just had a bath.

I just listened to your conversation.

I just want the truth.

I just...

I kissed your forehead.

I knew that.

I know all your little ways.

I know it's vulgar

I know who you are.

I know you don't want to,

I lied to you.

I liked your book, by the way.

I liked your book.

I love everything about you that hurts.

I love her.

I love him.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. None of it matters.

I love you. Please come back.

I love you. Where?

I love you. Why won't you let me?

I may be rich, but I'm not stupid.

I missed you. Hmm.

I need a smoke.

I needed to hear it from you.

I never told you my job.

I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her.

I paid for this room.

I prefer you.

I promise.

I read Dan's book.

I read it last night.

I really do have patients to see.

I said I was.

I said, "let's get her to a hospital." He hesitated.

I said, "yes, she's mine."

I sat with him for a week in the hospital.

I saw this face,

I slept with someone in New York.

I still am.

I stopped seeing him. I wanted us to work.

I suppose so.

I swear I will kill you.

I swear I will not contact you again.

I think he likes me.

I think he thought there'd be paperwork

I think he's interesting.

I think it's best I don't attempt to touch you.

I think you had a whale of a time.

I think you were talking to Daniel Woolf.

I think you're the victim of a practical joke.

I thought if you showed up, you'd be an old trout.

I thought it was accurate.

I thought you wanted to fuck me.

I thought you'd gone.

I told you, I've given up.

I took his photograph for a book he wrote.

I totally love you. Why is this?

I treat you like a whore? Sometimes.

I used to come here a million years ago.

I wanna be there for you.

I want Anna back.

I want to be alone.

I want to imagine you in Siberia.

I want to remember this moment forever.

I want you to tell me your name.

I wanted to kill you.

I was made editor.

I was scared.

I was so proud of you.

I was sorry about your book.

I wasn't on the net last night.

I will pay you with your liberty.

I will.

I would have loved you

I would never have told you,

I would. I have.

I wouldn't like it either, but I'd forgive you.

I wouldn't pay.

I write obituaries.

I wrote to him?

I'd call security.

I'd like to touch you. Later.

I'd really appreciate it. I can pay you.

I'll always love you. I hate hurting you.

I'll be back before you know it, ok?

I'll be fine.

I'll call you tomorrow. See you next week.

I'll go to the terminal.

I'll have worked on my intimacy.

I'll live.

I'll make you something.

I'll pay you. I don't need your money.

I'll run it for you.

I'll say this for him, he can write.

I'll see you on Sunday.

I'll sign on one condition.

I'm a doctor. I'm supposed to say things like that.

I'm a waif.

I'm dedicating the book to her.

I'm disgusting.

I'm doing this because I feel guilty,

I'm flattered.

I'm going to take my eyes out.

I'm going to the bar.

I'm going.

I'm going.

I'm in love with her.

I'm in love with you. You're safe.

I'm just gonna change the film. Are you ok for time?

I'm just not big enough to forgive you.

I'm Larry. The doctor.

I'm no one.

I'm not a thief, Alice.

I'm not a whore.

I'm not coming back.

I'm not gonna leave you.

I'm not hungry.

I'm not in love with you.

I'm not justifying anything. I'm just saying.

I'm not pretending otherwise.

I'm not sure about the title.

I'm not wasting her time.

I'm not wearing armor.

I'm not your revenge fuck.

I'm on an expedition.

I'm saying you're late for work.

I'm serious. What do you think?

I'm sorry, you're

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Did I did I photograph you?

I'm sort of a journalist.

I'm supposed to leave you. I'm the one who leaves.

I'm the big, fat liar's boyfriend.

I'm the one who leaves.

I'm trying to have a conversation here.

I'm waiting for you.

I'm your stranger. Jump.

I've been here before.

I've been hit before.

I've been serving it all day.

I've been with Anna.

I've been you.

I've given up.

I've given up.

I've got a first rate joke. Sit back and take notice."

I've got about another 500 quid here.

I've got to be in surgery by 3:00.

I've got to see you.

I've got to see you. Tough.

I've never been photographed by a professional before.

I've never seen him before.

I've no idea.

If Alice came to you, desperate,

If I asked you to strip right now, would you?

If it came to it, in a scrap, I could have him.

If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed any more.

If you go near her again,

If you love her, you'll let her go

If you love me enough, you'll forgive me.

If you must.

In a place where you can't look.

In the Elle decoration bathroom.

In what way?

Intense conversation?

Irrelevant.

Is he a good fuck?

Is he good?

Is he here, your bloke?

Is he in love with you?

Is he?

Is he? Hmm.

Is it because she's successful?

Is plain Jane Jones.

Is that what you want?

Is that when we went to the country?

Is that you're gonna take your gear off

Is your father still alive?

Is your heroine based on someone you know?

It began at her opening.

It doesn't matter.

It looks like a fist wrapped in blood!

It paid for this.

It tastes like you, but sweeter.

It was a punk club.

It was a stupid thing to do, and it meant nothing.

It was the moment of my life.

It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully,

It's a joke. Your marriage is a joke.

It's a lie.

It's about you, isn't it?

It's cleaner than I am. It's got attitude.

It's done.

It's fine.

It's gone.

It's kindness.

It's me, remember?

It's not a war.

It's not safe out there.

It's ok.

It's on its way.

It's only a weekend.

It's over. Accept it.

It's paradise.

It's really none of your business.

It's safe. Let me look after you.

It's the currency of the world.

It's the London the tourists never get to see.

It's the only way to leave.

It's where she works.

Jesus, I'm knackered!

Jesus.

Judging by the scars, a recent patient of Dr. tit.

Just answer the question.

Just arrived from New York.

Just being polite.

Just now.

Just take my picture.

Just tell me the truth.

Keep the change.

Kind of.

Larry fucked me all night.

LARRY: Anna?

LARRY: Did you do it here?

LARRY: Have a nice one.

LARRY: How?

LARRY: What were you so sad about?

LARRY: You're cheeky.

Larry.

Leave me.

Let's go to this thing,

Life.

Like him coming in your face? Yes!

Like it?

Listen, I spent the whole of the last week talking about you.

Look at me.

Look at your little eyes.

Lots of men come to the club. You came to the club.

Lovingly observing

Lurking from a distance.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have

Make some tea, Buster.

Make the world seem beautiful

MAN: Thanks very much.

Maybe next time

Maybe.

Me.

Meaning he was an alcoholic.

Men are crap.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

My boyfriend's here.

My brain actually hurts.

My father and I came here the afternoon she died.

My guy says,

My head's in 2 places.

My holiday surprise. My rules.

My husband.

My intention was not to make you suffer.

My mother's dead.

My name is Alice ayres.

My nappies were flared.

My real name

My real name is Jane.

My treat. Where are we going?

Neither do I.

New York, New York, New York.

Next year. How come you've read it?

Nice wig.

Nice work, cupid.

No idea.

No one left me.

No one sees my passport picture.

No one will ever love you as much as I do.

No pen.

No rush.

No, because the permed German sitting next to me

No, cowardice. You...

No, don't. I look like a criminal in photos.

No, he's not.

No, I did not fuck her.

No, I don't desire you.

No, I need a bath.

No, I was talking to a woman.

No, I'll I'll have a shower.

No, I'll tell you what's gonna work.

No, I'm doing one.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm not. I'm breaking all the rules.

No, I'm sorry. You misunderstand.

No, it's because she doesn't need me.

No, let's have a drink.

No, no. No.

No, she hasn't.

No, thanks.

No, that's our joke.

No, we don't.

No, we don't.

No, we've just finished.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. But if you want to tip me,

No. He understands.

No. It's just

No. Sounds like an atrophy.

No. Yes.

No. You're a job.

Not by me.

Not good enough.

Not recently.

Nothing happened.

Nothing happened.

Now fuck off and die

Now go.

Now please go, or I'll call security.

Now please go.

Now you've seen me

Now, to a towering romantic hero like you,

Now.

Obituarist?

Observe the distinctive helmet.

Occupational hazard.

Of course I forgive her. I have forgiven her.

Of course not. I told you

Of course.

Of course.

Of course.

Of course. Do you want me to?

Of course. It's with my passport.

Of course. Not as much as you.

Of who?

Oh, and it's safe in here?

Oh, as if you had no choice?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, Jesus. Work's shit, ok?

Oh, look, I don't give a fuck about the spoils.

Oh, was I?

Oh, yes. Hmm.

Oh, you angel.

Oh? What did he leave out?

Oh.

Oh.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok. Bye.

On the inside cover. He fancied you, the geek.

On the net, talking to you.

On the net. You sent him to the aquarium.

On the way to the hospital,

On this?

Only because you stalk me outside my studio.

Only if you don't mind.

Open your legs.

Or even like us, you think you've won?

Pen.

People's obituaries are written

Photographing strangers.

Please don't do this.

Please let me come.

Please note the famous dome.

Please remember our traffic tends to come from the right.

Please tell me the truth.

Please.

Please. It's my birthday.

Pleased with the success?

Pluto.

Policeman or "Bobby."

Poor bastard.

Possibility of genuine global communication.

Previous editor died.

Problems with a male.

Progressive?

Put like that, yes.

Quite soon.

Really?

Really?

Really? Why?

Really.

Returning from a business trip,

Right now.

Right.

Right. I'll be in the pub on the corner.

Rigorous. Beady. One of your lot.

Saint Paul's cathedral.

Saving the lives of others.

Say it's beautiful

Separated.

Shall we stop this?

She died in the hospital, actually.

She doesn't want to be happy.

She has the moronic beauty of youth, but she's sly.

She hates your hands. She hates your simplicity.

She is beautiful.

She is very tall.

She loves you

She never sent the divorce papers to her lawyer.

She seems open to me.

She stopped seeing me.

She tells me you wake in the night

She was 21 when she came in.

She was a smoker.

She was a... She wasn't, was she?

She won't even see me.

She works in a cafe near here.

She'd never have me.

She's called Ruth. She's a linguist.

She's coming to meet me.

She's completely lovable.

She's gone back to you because she can't bear your suffering.

She's made her choice.

She's mine.

She's pleased.

She's too young.

She's vanished.

She's working in a club.

Shit.

Show me the sneer.

Show me.

Show me.

Sign.

Sign.

Sign.

Since my opening last year.

Since when?

Since when?

So Anna tells me your bloke wrote a book.

So do children.

So has he signed?

So he came to the club, watched you strip,

So he's a dermatologist.

So how long have you been seeing her?

So I ended up in obituaries,

So I go,

So I said with a slight sneer,

So I see.

So now you can hate me.

So she can be happy.

So she could get over you, you'd do it.

So the exhibition's reassuring,

So we go, "ok, what's the joke?" And he says:

So what do you reckon, in general?

So what would happen if I touched you now?

So where are we going?

So where's the apology? You cunt.

So you don't feel ashamed

So you liked the filth.

So you wouldn't smell of him?

So you'd feel less guilty?

So you're a stripper?

So you're Anna's boyfriend.

So you've got an exhibition?

So? It's a chink in your armor.

Some of me.

Some of the time.

Some people's.

Someone bought one.

Someone pretending to be me.

Someone told me

Someone younger.

Something's wrong.

Sometimes. And he does?

Sometimes. I have a thing next year.

Sometimes. Liar.

Soon.

Sorry for telling you.

Sorry to interrupt.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. Looking for a cigarette.

Stand up.

Stop licking yourself.

Straight after he left you?

Strangers.

Stripping.

Such as?

Supposing you do still love them?

Sure.

Sure. Just through there.

Sure. Really?

Takin' a vacation?

Talk to me in real life.

TAXI DRIVER: Cheers, guvnor.

TAXI DRIVER: Where to, love?

TAXI DRIVER: Why don't you make up your bleedin' mind?

Tell me what happened.

Tell me what you do.

Tell me you're not in love with me.

Tell me.

Tell me.

Terrible.

Thank you for your honesty.

Thank you sincerely for your honesty.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. My name is Jane.

Thank you. Still Jane.

Thanks for waitin' up, you darling.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I blame the title.

Thanks. You stand alone.

That park. Who'd I go there with?

That the beautiful people of the paranoid hotel,

That you don't deserve happiness,

That's a temporary thing?

That's horrible.

That's my charm.

That's not a euphemism.

That's really none of your business.

That's the nastiest thing you've ever said to me.

That's the spirit. Thank you.

That's the way it should be.

That's what you want. Hit me, fucker.

That's when you came the 2nd time?

The aquarium.

The aquarium.

The book.

The cabbie crossed himself, he went,

The coked up baby dolls, and you're no different.

The concierge, the bellboys and girls...

The first great Democratic medium.

The mirror says, "who the fuck are you?"

The paradise suite.

The pneumatic robots,

The stage was...

The strange familiarity.

The sultan has returned bearing gifts.

The thought of me creaming myself

The truth.

The white coat.

Then don't.

Then Harry, he's the editor,

Then he fucked me from behind.

Then I'll get my train. I'll be away one night.

Then put me out of my misery. Do you desire me?

Then we make calls, check facts.

Then what?

Then what?

Then why are you?

There is justice in the world.

There must be an "and."

There.

There.

There's 3 of us: Me, Graham, and Harry.

There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus.

There's a moment. There's always a moment.

There's another one out there.

There's no "and."

They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed.

They would ask you to leave and ask you not to come back.

They would remove you.

They'd have to go out into the world and live,

They're all whores.

They're beautiful.

They're still crap.

This evening.

This guy I know. It's him.

This guy with a ridiculous little beard.

This is a truly magnificent tour.

This is extra. We met last year.

This is me.

This is the moment of your life.

This vision

This will hurt.

Those are security cameras in the ceiling.

Time. What a tricky little fucker.

Tired.

To be greeted by my wife.

To celebrate our 3rd anniversary?

To discuss the work at an opening of the work

To do what?

To get a bit of intimacy around here?

To grieve.

To prize my money from me.

To prize your money from you, I may do or say as I please.

To that witch we do not mention.

To think.

Toad, frog, lobster. They're all the same.

Too easy, Buster. Next?

Too late.

Traffic.

Trick question. They were green.

Trust me.

Try harder.

Try lying for a change.

Tuna.

Twice.

Uh, about midnight.

Uh, no, I I'd like to.

Uh, yeah. Ruth.

Um, well, I had dreams of being a writer,

Um...

Understand.

Very good, Buster.

Very.

Vodka tonic and a guinness, please.

Vodka tonic? Yes.

Was he difficult?

Was he English?

Was he weeping all over the place?

Was snoring like a messerschmitt.

We both know it isn't.

We do everything that people who have sex do.

We don't want him here while we're working, do we?

We go to the "deep freeze,"

We had our first fuck on this.

We need to talk about this.

We needed some milk.

We shouldn't have this.

We skip this. We go to my sleek new surgery

We spoke on the net last night.

We went to the country.

We were fish. Long ago.

We'll have been together 4 years.

We're happy,

We're not allowed to touch.

We're not allowed to touch.

We're not innocent anymore.

We've been seeing each other for a year.

Welcome back, miss Jones.

Well, come home with me.

Well, conversed.

Well, I was talking to someone.

Well, I'll see to myself, then,

Well, if someone important died,

Well, no, I don't.

Well, thank you.

Well, we call it "the obits page."

Well, why don't you?

Were the chairs in the hospital gray or blue?

Were you spying?

What a bastard.

What a face.

What a floozy.

What a prick! He's advertising.

What a shame, doc. I love 'em rich and stupid.

What a wig.

What about the gap?

What about your things?

What am I saying? I had no talent.

What are you justifying?

What are you saying? I'm not saying anything.

What are you sorry for?

What are you, 12?

What did he do?

What do you expect me to do?

What do you think I am?

What does it taste like?

What does that mean?

What does your cunt taste like?

What else could I want?

What happened to him?

What happened?

What sort?

What was in my sandwiches?

What was your euphemism?

What were you doing in New York?

What will you do if I find someone else?

What would my euphemism be?

What would they do?

What, female?

What, were you studying?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's her real name?

What's it called?

What's so great about the truth?

What's that, then?

What's the histology?

What's the time?

What's this room called?

What's this?

What's this? Patriotism?

What's your name?

What's your name?

What's your work?

Whatever you say, it's too late.

Whatever.

When are you going to stop stripping?

When did you do it here?

When he let me in downstairs,

When I get back,

When I get to work, without fail...

When I strip for strangers doesn't turn you on?

When I was in flares, you were in nappies.

When she came here, do you think she enjoyed it?

When we get on the plane,

When you show your cunts and assholes to complete strangers.

When you stepped into the road.

When you went for your long, lonely walks?

When, in fact, his head is deceptive.

When?

When's it published?

Where are we going?

Where are you going?

Where are you staying?

Where do they come from?

Where does that leave me?

Where have you been?

Where is this love? I...

Where were you between the hours of 6:45 and 7:00 P.M.?

Where were you?

Where will you go?

Where?

Where's your baggage?

Which can be depressing.

Which is the Siberia of journalism.

Which is why it seems so relevant on Christmas day."

Which is, um, a computer file

Which makes it a lie.

Which?

While they're still alive?

Who appreciate art

Who are you?

Who cut off your crusts?

Who was where?

Who was your last boyfriend?

Who were those awful people?

Who?

Why are you calling yourself Jane?

Why are you doing this?

Why are you dressed if you just had a bath?

Why are you dressed?

Why are you wasting her time?

Why did he tell you?

Why did you marry me?

Why did you tell me you wanted children?

Why did you tell me?

Why didn't you just tell me the second I walked through the door?

Why didn't you lie to me?

Why didn't you tell me before?

Why do I feel like a pervert?

Why don't I just give you all this money

Why don't you come over here and sit?

Why him?

Why is the sex so important?

Why isn't love enough?

Why me?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why should I?

Why should we care?

Why the fuck did he leave you?

Why won't you let me love you?

Why would that be?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why? I desired him.

Why? You weren't there.

Why'd you fuck him? I wanted to.

Why'd you leave?

Wider.

Will you hold me?

Will you take my photo?

With a beautiful line like that."

With a clinical observer of the human carnival.

With a telescope.

With Alice?

With all that love still between you,

With all the obituaries, and we we find the dead person's life.

With Anna.

With our final fuck.

With those appalling jokes.

Without forgiveness we're savages.

Without taking her clothes off,

WOMAN ON P.A. SYSTEM: Joanna bates.

WOMAN: Do these people pay you? Or do you pay them?

WOMAN: So we pull out our Christmas crackers

Work.

Working class guilt.

Would Alice like children?

Would you like me to stop being cheeky?

Would you like some tea?

Would you like some?

Wrong girl. Talk to me!

Yeah, he's over there talking to your bird.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah? How come?

Yeah? What are you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. "Wear my wet knickers.

Yeah. He's actually got a long body.

Yeah. Thanks.

Yeah. That's how she wants to seem.

Yes, absolutely.

Yes, but I could go off it.

Yes, but not today.

Yes, I believe she did.

Yes, I came.

Yes, I saw her naked.

Yes, I'm allowed to flirt.

Yes, it is.

Yes, please.

Yes, we did it here.

Yes, you are. You know you are, too.

Yes, you have.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. No.

Yes. She's someone called Alice.

Yes. Yes, I know. One minute.

Yes. You wank for him?

You all done?

You are a trick question.

You are Anna?

You came to. You focused on me.

You can go in now.

You can't cry in here.

You can't see Alice. You don't know where she is.

You chose it.

You chose that bathroom.

You could have chosen anyone. Why me?

You did love me?

You did remember to pack my passport?

You didn't fancy my sandwiches?

You didn't find it obscene?

You do this,

You don't know the first thing about love

You don't know who she is.

You don't leave.

You enjoy suckin' him off? Yes.

You feel the same. I know you feel the same.

You forget you're dealing

You fucked up slag.

You get this one. You'll miss your train.

You go back to Alice.

You go check a few facts while I get my hands dirty.

You goddess.

You going to tell him?

You had a little chat, and that was it?

You had every right. I just want to know.

You had lunch? Mmm hmm.

You have my money. Thank you.

You have no need to run.

You have the face of an angel.

You haven't got the guts to let him hate you.

You haven't seen him in 4 months.

You just lied.

You kept me up till 4:00.

You kissed me.

You knew?

You know he's in love with you.

You know what it means. Tell me.

You know why I saw him.

You know, you did this to me the day that we met.

You know.

You let me hang myself for your amusement.

You liar!

You like aquariums.

You like his cock? I love it.

You live here?

You live here?

You look flushed.

You love her like a dog loves its owner.

You mean trial separation? Didn't work out.

You mentioned a hotel.

You never have one drink with Harry.

You ok?

You ok?

You only met her because of me.

You promised you wouldn't.

You read it till 4:00.

You said, "hello, stranger."

You sayin' you want me to go?

You seem more like the cat that got the cream.

You should eat your crusts.

You should stop smoking.

You shouldn't smoke.

You slept with him, didn't you?

You spoke to her?

You stay here if you want.

You still fancy me?

You still pissing about on the net?

You still writing obituaries? Busy?

You take care, now.

You think I'm turned on by it turning you on.

You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram.

You wanna talk about art?

You want my advice?

You want one?

You were living with someone else.

You were off making sneaky phone calls

You were perfect.

You were up for it yesterday.

You won't.

You wrote it.

You, too.

You?

You'd be my whore.

You'll get over it.

You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her.

You'll miss me.

You'll wake up the hotel.

You're a coward, you spoilt bitch.

You're a divorcee.

You're a liar. So?

You're a piece of shit.

You're a woman. She's a girl.

You're addicted to it.

You're all cold at heart.

You're all protecting your identities.

You're an animal.

You're beautiful.

You're cold.

You're devious.

You're drowning.

You're gonna go and live with him?

You're judgmental.

You're late for work.

You're leaving me because you believe

You're lying.

You're making the mistake of your life.

You're mocking me.

You're not in a strip club. There is no security.

You're not trusting me.

You're out of cash, Buster.

You're phenomenal.

You're seeing him now?

You're so clever.

You're strong.

You're taken.

You're telling me it turns you on

You're welcome.

You're wonderful.

You've broken New York.

You've got a great face.

You've had quite a life, huh?

You've never left somebody you still love?

You've ruined my life.

Your body?

Your ex husband.

Your father.

Your feelings?

Your invoice is in the post.

Your muse.

Your prescription.

Your publisher sent me a manuscript.

Your real name.

Your shirt.

Yours was the best.

2 guys wanking in cyberspace.

2. But you should have had 3.

3 months.

4 months. We're in the first flush.

4.

8.

20 years ago, we came here.

20 years ago.

'Cause he might have been lying.

'Cause I want to know.

'Cause I'm selfish.

'cause you thought I might hit you?

"and fuck me sideways

"hang on. These are second rate jokes.

"He enjoyed his privacy." Raging queen.

"He valued his privacy."

"He was a convivial fellow."

"Hey, waitress, what are you waiting for?"

"I can do this, I can give in to this, or I can resist it."

"I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."

"I'm waiting for a man to come in here

"It's based on a Christmas Carol

"please just drop us at the hospital."

"She was disarming."

"Sit on my face.

"thank fuck. I thought I'd killed her."

"Thank you." "Thank you." Is that some kind of rule?

"You're too good for me." I am, but don't say it.

"Young woman, London."

[AIRPLANE ENGINE HUMMING]

[AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRS]

[ALARM BLARING]

[ALL CHATTERING]

[ANNA SIGHS] God.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

[AUDIENCE CHATTERING]

[BELL BUZZES]

[BOTH LAUGH]

[BOTH MOAN]

[BRAKES SQUEALING]

[CABINET DOOR OPENS]

[CAMERA CLICKING]

[CAMERA CLICKING]

[CAMERA CLICKING]

[CAMERA CLICKING]

[CAR TIRES SQUEALING]

[CARS HONKING]

[CHATTERING]

[CHATTERING]

[CHILDREN PLAYING OUTSIDE]

[CHILDREN TALKING]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLING]

[CHUCKLING]

[CHUCKLING]

[CHUCKLING]

[CHUCKLING]

[CHUCKLING]

[CHUCKLING]

[CHUCKLING]

[CLATTERING]

[CLEARING THROAT]

[CLEARING THROAT] How was the hotel?

[CLEARS THROAT] Sign.

[CLICKING CONTINUES]

[CLICKING]

[CLICKING]

[CLICKING]

[CLICKING]

[CLICKING]

[COUGHS]

[CUPBOARD OPENING]

[DAN LAUGHS]

[DAN SNIFFING]

[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE]

[DOGS BARKING OUTSIDE]

[DOOR BANGING]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[DOOR CLOSING]

[DOOR CLOSING]

[DOOR LATCH CLICKING]

[DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING]

[DOOR OPENING]

[DOOR OPENING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOORBELL RINGING]

[DRYER WHIRRING]

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

[ELEVATOR DOOR OPENING]

[EXHALES]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[FOOTSTEPS PATTERING]

[GIGGLING]

[GIGGLING]

[glass clinking]

[GLASS CLINKS]

[GUFFAWING]

[HANDSET CLATTERING]

[HORN BLOWING]

[INHALING]

[INTERCOM BUZZING]

[INTERCOM BUZZING]

[INTERCOM BUZZING]

[KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]

[KEYS CLACKING]

[KEYS RATTLING]

[LARRY SIGHS]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

[MAN COUGHING]

[MAN SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[MAN WHISTLING]

[MAN WOLF WHISTLES]

[MEN CHEERING]

[MEN WHOOPING]

[MEN WHOOPING]

[MEN WHOOPING]

[MOANS]

[MONEY RUSTLING]

[MURMURS]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[PAPER RUSTLING]

[PAPER RUSTLING]

[PAPER RUSTLING]

[PAPER RUSTLING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]

[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PUPPY BARKING]

[SCOFFS]

[SHOUTING] What do you have to do

[sighing]

[SIGHING]

[SIGHING]

[sighing]

[SIGHING]

[SIGHING]

[SIGHING]

[SIGHING]

[SIGHING]

[SIGHING]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS] I was on top,

[SNIFFLES]

[SNIFFLING]

[SNIFFS]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING] I'm sorry.

[SOBS]

[SPITS]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[UNZIPPING]

[WATER RUNNING]

[WATER RUNNING]

[WATER RUNNING]

[WATER SPLASHING]

[WATER SPLASHING]

[WATER SPLASHING]

[WHISPERING] Guilty.

[WHISPERING] Yes.

[WOMAN CONTINUES TALKING]

[WOMAN EXCLAIMING]

[WOMAN LAUGHING]

[WOMAN OVER P.A. SYSTEM]

[YELLING] Because I'm a fucking caveman!

[YELLING] Don't you fuck around with me.

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♪ [OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ [OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ [OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ [WOMAN SINGING]

♪ Ahe shorter story

♪ And so it is

♪ and so it is

♪ And so it is

♪ And so it is

♪ And so it is

♪ And so it is

♪ And so it is

♪ Did I say

♪ Did I say

♪ Does the love that surrounds you ♪

♪ Get you down and kick you to the floor? ♪

♪ God my world outside

♪ I can't take my eyes

♪ I can't take my eyes

♪ I can't take my eyes

♪ I can't take my eyes off of you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off of you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off of you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off of you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off of you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off of you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ I can't take my mind

♪ I can't take my mind

♪ I can't take my mind off of you ♪

♪ I can't take my mind off of you ♪

♪ I can't take my mind off of you ♪

♪ I can't take my mind off of you ♪

♪ I can't take my mind off you ♪

♪ I can't take my mind off you ♪

♪ I can't take my mind off you ♪

♪ I can't take my mind off you ♪

♪ I can't take my mind off you ♪

♪ I can't take my mind off you ♪

♪ I need to be loved

♪ I will still be there for you ♪

♪ I'm looking around watching it spin ♪

♪ Is changing something within ♪

♪ It would be

♪ It would be

♪ Just like everybody else does ♪

♪ Just like you said

♪ Just like you said

♪ Just like you said it should be ♪

♪ Just like you said it should be ♪

♪ Leave it all behind?

♪ Life goes easy on me

♪ Life goes easy on me

♪ Lost

♪ Most

♪ Most of the time

♪ Most of the time

♪ No hero in her sky

♪ No hero in her sky

♪ No love, no glory

♪ No love, no glory

♪ Of the time

♪ Of the time

♪ Oh, no

♪ Say you believe it, all of your lies ♪

♪ Smack my bitch up

♪ Tell me you feel it and don't compromise ♪

♪ Tell me you reach it some of the time ♪

♪ That I loathe you?

♪ That I want to

♪ The blower's daughter

♪ The colder water

♪ The pupil in denial

♪ The shorter story

♪ We'll both forget the breeze ♪

♪ We'll both forget the breeze ♪

♪ what you're searching for

♪ You're lighting my dreams light up my skin ♪

♪ You're so far away, you're holding it in ♪