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Monsters University (2013)

Monsters University (2013)

Monsters University is an animated film that was released in 2013 and serves as a prequel to the beloved movie Monsters, Inc. Directed by Dan Scanlon, this highly anticipated Pixar production explores the backstories of our favorite monsters, Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan, also known as Sulley.

The film takes us back to their college years at the prestigious Monsters University, where we get a glimpse into the beginning of their friendship and the trials they faced on their way to becoming top-notch scarers. It's a heartwarming tale of self-discovery, friendship, and learning from failure.

Billy Crystal returns to voice the lovable one-eyed green monster, Mike Wazowski, while the talented John Goodman reprises his role as the big and intimidating Sulley. These two legends are the heart and soul of the movie, showcasing their impeccable comedic timing and unparalleled chemistry. Crystal's high-pitched voice and Goodman's deep growl perfectly capture the contrasting dynamic between the ambitious underdog and the naturally gifted scare prodigy.

Joining them is an incredible ensemble of voice actors who bring life to the colorful monster characters that populate the university. Helen Mirren shines as Dean Hardscrabble, the strict and intimidating head monster of the Scaring Program. Her powerful and ominous voice adds depth to the character, giving her an air of authority and dominance.

A standout performance comes from Steve Buscemi as Randall Boggs, Sulley's eventual arch-nemesis in Monsters, Inc. Buscemi masterfully brings out the insecurities and cunning nature of Randall, creating a memorable and complex antagonist. Seeing the origins of his rivalry with Sulley adds an extra layer of depth to the plot.

Other notable cast members include Sean Hayes as Terri and Dave, a two-headed monster with a humorous sibling dynamic, and Charlie Day as Art, a free-spirited monster with a unique ability to blend in with surroundings. Their comedic timing and distinct voices contribute to the film's lighthearted and entertaining atmosphere.

Monsters University not only delivers a delightful story but also boasts stunning visuals that Pixar is renowned for. The intricate details in the monster designs, the vibrant colors of the university campus, and the imaginative world-building create an immersive experience for the audience.

The film's soundtrack, composed by Randy Newman, perfectly complements the story. With a mix of whimsical and emotional pieces, the music enhances the joyful moments and tugs at our heartstrings during the more poignant scenes. From the opening notes, Newman's score sets the nostalgic tone, reminding audiences of the beloved world of Monstropolis.

For fans of Monsters University, the good news is that the sounds and music from the film are available to play and download. Whether you want to listen to the iconic Monsters, Inc. theme or the original compositions from Monsters University, these sounds will transport you back to the laughter and excitement of the movie. Playing and downloading the soundtrack allows fans to relive the adventure, whether it's while studying, working, or simply enjoying a nostalgic movie night.

Monsters University is a delightful animated film that captivates audiences of all ages. With its heartfelt story, stellar voice acting, stunning visuals, and memorable music, it's a worthy addition to the Monsters, Inc. franchise. So, gather your friends, grab some popcorn, and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and monsters like you've never seen before.

A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
A few words of inspiration.
A little funny green guy.
A little stuck.
A Tauntaun Grimace with Extra Slobber.
Accidents happen, don't they.
Actually, I think I bring the whole package.
Actually, no.
After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
After you lose, no one will remember you.
AH Scare Floors now active.
Ah, dang it!
Ah, thanks.
Ah! Tough break for the RORs.
Alerting his parents, exposing the monster world,
All I did was catch a pig!
All right, all right. That's very cute,
All right, everybody, clear out.
All right, everybody.
All right, newbies, quit goofing around.
All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
All right. All right.
All right. Don, you okay going first?
All right. Give me scary steps.
All right. On behalf of the RORs,
All right. Yes. There we go. That will get it.
All right. You want to hide behind the chair?
All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!
Alma Mater hail to you
Always watching.
Amazing performance by Worthington!
And anything they touch is toxic.
And become the greatest Scarer ever.
And bury it deep, deep down.
And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?
And cry with you.
And finally, Oozma Kappa.
And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games,
And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas.
And I do not scare easily.
And I know for a fact that one of you is not.
And I lied.
And I think it's only right if he's the one who finishes it.
And I thought... I thought if I wanted it enough,
And I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!
And I'm here to say that registration is thataway!
And I'm just...
And I'm not.
And I'm Terri with an "I"! I'm a dance major!
And if Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just...
And in last place,
And in this event, you do not want to get caught by
And it's all tied up!
And of course we can't have that.
And Oozma Kappa live to scare another day!
And open them to chapter one.
And perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator.
And sorority party. We have to go!
And that's not the only piece of good news.
And then old dandy Don got downsized.
And there should be one more.
And they don't even look scared!
And things are getting interesting.
And unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.
And what would that prove?
And whatever that is,
And who will be eliminated?
And who will not.
And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.
And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.
And you're afraid of a little party?
And your family name.
And, Mr. Wazowski, keep surprising people.
And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something
Angry poodle. Jazz clown.
Anybody else want to join our team? Anyone at all?
Anybody home?
Anything you need, you just give a big holler oonie!
Anytime you want to come hang out and do whatever, you got a crew.
Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
Archie!
Archie! Come here, boy.
Archie?
Are going to change the world starting today!
Are you crazy?
Are you delirious? I beat you!
Are you okay?
Are you ready?
Aren't you even a little nervous?
Art, you've been here before?
As a student, I created these games as a friendly competition,
As the president of Oozma Kappa,
Assistance on the north side.
Attention, everyone. We have an announcement.
Attention, teams. One last thing.
Avoid the teenager!
Aw, snap!
Awesome!
Bear! A bear in the camp!
Because my moves are a little rusty.
Because real Scarers look like us.
Because we have everything we need to win right here.
Because we never agreed to do this!
Because...
Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games,
Boggs.
Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.
Boy, we need to get you a bell.
Boys! It's a school night!
Breathe, and sleep Scaring.
Brian! Do not step over the line.
But as far as the two of you are concerned
But be prepared.
But be warned.
But everything in my life has led to this moment.
But if you don't mind, I have to study my Scaring.
But if you lose,
But it's not too late.
But move, move, move. I'm going to win this.
But now it's time to forget all that.
But thanks to MU's biology department,
But the beginning of all of our dreams.
But the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School.
But they didn't say how!
But this might be our only chance to get in good with the cool kids.
But when we do, we'll be ready!
But you are fearless.
But you can be sure we'll be watching these two.
But you can't change who they are.
But you're just like Hardscrabble. You're just like everyone else!
But you're not the only failure here.
But, boy, was I wrong.
But, Daddy, I love him!
But, hey, if you really want to work for a Scare company
But, hey, thanks for stopping by.
But, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.
Call for backup.
Calm down. We earned this.
Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.
Can't wait to start Scaring with you, brothers.
Careful, Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.
Careful. He's a biter.
Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
Catch it!
Check the lake!
Cheese and crackers!
Come back here!
Come here, you son of a gun!
Come here. Give me some sugar.
Come on over, guys.
Come on, buddy. Let's get you out of here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Come on, guys. I want to see.
Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.
Come on, let's go, you maniac! We're celebrating.
Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
Come on, Mike. Let's just move.
Come on, put all you have into it!
Come on, Scott.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Dig deep!
Come on! Dig deep!
Come on! Hey!
Come on! Let's go!
Come on.
Come on. I don't even work out.
Coming through! Sorry.
Common crouch.
Competing in this year's games...
Congratulations, guys!
Cool.
Cupcake?
Deal.
Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning
Dean Hardscrabble!
Dean Hardscrabble.
Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise.
Demonstrate.
Demonstrate.
Destroying life as we know it,
Did you do this?
Did you see him catch that pig?
Do I hear thirty nine? Come on!
Do the thing.
Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
Do you promise to look out for your brothers...
Do you think he's scary?
Do you think he's scary?
Do young people still dance?
Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
Doesn't have the speed anymore, but his
Dominant silverback gorilla.
Don Carlton, mature student.
Don Carlton, sales. Folks, today is your lucky day.
Don, that old fella is Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
Don't ask me.
Don't blow this for me.
Don't cross over that safety line.
Don't do that! Please, don't do that!
Don't force it. Just let it happen.
Don't let anyone tell you different.
Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
Don't mind at all.
Don't take the loss too hard.
Don't worry about anyone else.
Don't worry about Hardscrabble.
Don't worry, we'll be...
Don't worry. Nobody reads the school paper.
Don't worry. You will.
Don't you dare!
Down this way. All right?
Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.
Each of you guys to pull your own weight.
Each simulated Scare has been set to the highest difficulty level.
Eighteen, nineteen...
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
Enough! I want this room cleared now!
Eta Hiss Hiss!
Even with them pink polka dots.
Everybody, stick together.
Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks
Exactly! And you think you're just okay?
Exactly. Go wild.
Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.
Except, perhaps, wish you luck.
Excited to live with you and laugh with you,
Excuse me. Fellas.
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
Faced!
Fail that exam and you are out of the Scaring program.
Fear Tech dummies.
Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!
Fellas?
Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!
Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
First morning in the house.
First place, Roar Omega Roar!
First Scarers to the starting line.
Five, six, seven, eight!
Five, six, seven, eight!
Focus.
For other things.
Forget it! You're in.
From Bed wetter to Heavy Sleeper,
From evils both great and small?
Get back here!
Get in! Get in!
Get ready to eat my dust.
Get registered.
Get your eye checked!
Give it a try.
Give me another one.
Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.
Go crazy.
Go Monsters U! You know what to do!
Go Oozmas!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Good afternoon.
Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.
Good luck.
Good morning, students.
Good, but bigger!
Got it!
Got it.
Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen, because we're building a fort!
Great! We're sharing this room?
Great.
Great.
Guess that leaves me.
Guys, hold on!
Guys, one slip up on the next event, and we're goners.
Guys, what are you doing?
Guys! We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
Guys?
Guys.
Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire? Great choice. She's a good egg.
Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare program.
Harsh, man.
Has got "Future Scarer" written all over him.
He held the Scare Record for three years!
He's a Sullivan!
He's like a mountain with fur!
He's not really my friend, but sure.
He's the heart and soul of the team!
Heart.
Hearts?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello. How are you doing?
Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y".
Here are the labs where students learn
Hey
Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,
Hey there, teammateys! Come on aboard!
Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky at the Astronomy Club!
Hey there. I'm your roomie.
Hey there. Want to join Oozma Kappa?
Hey, Bruiser! You take it easy on grandpa.
Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?
Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts.
Hey, good luck, ladies.
Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
Hey, guys, watch this one.
Hey, guys! Over here!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Come join the lmprov Club.
Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second. Don't listen to him.
Hey, I got a really good...
Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.
Hey, if you want to go back to can design,
Hey, look at me! I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
Hey, quiet! Quiet!
Hey, there he is!
Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
Hey, wait!
Hey, wait. What are you guys...
Hey, Wazowski!
Hey, where are we?
Hey, you're making yourselves look like fools.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Come here!
Hey! Over here!
Hey! Second place ain't bad.
Hey! What are you...
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Hey! You guys going to the party?
Hey. Do you mind?
Hey. Mike?
Hey...
Hi, Mom!
Hi.
Hold on. Mike's the one who started all this
Holy rely poly
How about a little wager?
How about we do tallest in the back?
How are you so good at this?
How come you never told me that before?
How did I do?
How did you do this?
How do I become a Scarer?
How many times have you asked yourself the following question...
How?
How?
Human children are extremely toxic.
Human children are toxic!
I act scary, Mike, but most of the time
I am a five year old girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.
I am a Scare student.
I am going to wipe the floor with that little know it all.
I am on a roll.
I am Professor Knight.
I bet we break the all time record in our first year.
I can get through faster than you, little guy.
I can just what?
I can tell we're going to be best chums, Mike.
I can't believe it! That is crazy!
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I can't feel my anything.
I can't go back to jail!
I checked this morning. It's against the rules.
I could show everybody that...
I could sneak up on a field mouse in a pillow factory.
I did everything right.
I did it.
I didn't even bring a pencil on the first day of school.
I didn't mean to scare you there. Hey, how you doing?
I disagree for the following reasons.
I don't know a single Scarer who can do what you do.
I don't know. I've kind of got my own technique.
I don't mean to interrupt.
I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.
I don't think you should be messing with that.
I don't understand how this could happen!
I don't want you to think of me as your new dad.
I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
I forgot all my stuff.
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for.
I have a life outside of the house, you know.
I have an extra toe.
I have read every book about Scaring ever written.
I heard someone say "roar," so I just kind of went for it.
I heard something here!
I heard something over here!
I hope everyone had a pleasant break.
I hope there's no hard feelings.
I just can't wait to get started.
I just thought I'd drop by
I knew I was scary. I didn't know I was that scary.
I know you're a princess and I'm just a stable boy.
I know, everyone sees us together,
I know!
I know. I'm talking about the record for letters delivered!
I learned everything I know from my school,
I look forward to having you back in class.
I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!
I love this energy!
I made it! My first day of class!
I mean for Scare students who actually,
I need one more monster. Just one more!
I never know what to... You know...
I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world.
I said, "Quiet."
I saw a little green guy!
I saw movement!
I should have known. I expect big things from you.
I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.
I think it's time I leave the greatness to other monsters.
I think you should go last.
I think you've got the wrong guys.
I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
I want a piece of that action!
I want to see matted fur and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.
I want to touch it! It's so cute!
I want to touch it.
I want you to stop making us look like fools.
I wanted it more than anyone.
I wasn't finished.
I will tell you exactly what to do, and how to do it.
I wish I had pockets.
I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!
I would like to start us off first by...
I...
I'd love to return the favor sometime.
I'll have you know tampering with the mail is a crime
I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
I'll take it from here, gentlemen.
I'm a seven year old boy...
I'm a Sullivan.
I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!
I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.
I'm fine, really! It's just a little heart attack.
I'm going to be a Scarer!
I'm going to beat you over that finish line.
I'm going to destroy that guy.
I'm going to scare circles around you this year.
I'm going to touch them!
I'm gonna do it. I'm going to beat this guy.
I'm gonna need you to take every instinct you have
I'm not taking any chances.
I'm officially a college student!
I'm okayjust being okay.
I'm on the phone!
I'm signing up!
I'm so nervous!
I'm so sorry.
I'm so tired. What's going on?
I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program
I'm sorry. Should I keep going?
I'm terrified.
I'm undeclared, unattached,
I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.
I've been a real jerk.
I've been riding your coattails since day one!
I've been waiting for this my whole life.
I've been working on my door all semester!
I've never felt so alive!
I've never stayed up this late in my life!
I've seen enough.
If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer
If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program.
If we flunk that Scaring final, we are done.
If we get back into the Scaring program,
If we scare them, I mean really scare them,
If you win, I will let your entire team into the Scare program.
If you're not scary
Impressive. I have 6,000 still in mint condition,
In a real Scare,
In case of what?
In front of the whole school!
In high school, I was the master of the silent scare.
In the face of unending pain and...
In the morning.
In the next event, if even one of us gets caught,
In the Scare Simulators!
In the Scaring program. Good day.
In the whole school.
Inspiration? Very well.
Is that a joke?
Is that as fast as you can go?
It is my honor to welcome you to your new home.
It seems you made the front page again.
It was all me. I cheated.
It was an accident.
It was better than what you did.
It would have taken a miracle for you to...
It's a miracle!
It's all about misdirection.
It's an obstacle course. What are you going to do? Roar at it?
It's been tampered with.
It's for the top Scare Teams.
It's just a precaution.
It's my job to make great students greater,
It's not cheating. I'm just, you know, leveling the playing field.
It's Sherrie.
It's the first event of the Scare Games.
It's the middle of the night.
It's time to see how terrifying
It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.
It's too dangerous. The professor's just going to shred it.
James, wait! We can help.
James!
Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
Jaws Theta Chi!
Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.
Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar.
Johnson, Crackle and Howl. Yes!
Just drive!
Just feel it.
Just go out there and show them what Mike Wazowski can do.
Just pretend I'm not here.
Just reach deep down and let the scary out!
Just think of me as your big brother
Just wait, hotshot.
Keep together.
Kiosk! Pile of leaves! Standing out in the open.
L got him!
Leave it to the old master of sales.
Let go of that!
Let it not be just the beginning of my dream
Let the animal out!
Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?
Let's be honest, boys.
Let's begin the first competition,
Let's do this.
Let's get started.
Let's go, everybody!
Let's go, you two.
Let's go.
Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!
Let's hear it for the frats and sororities
Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?
Like you in my program.
Listen up. "if a kid hears you coming, they'll call Mom or Dad,
Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you
Look at that old feller racking up the big numbers!
Look at that!
Look at that! It's amazing!
Look at them.
Look over here!
Look, he's going to do a real Scare!
Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
Look, they don't need to be good. I'm going to carry the whole team.
Look, we know we're no one's first choice for a fraternity,
Look, you'll get better and better...
Look! It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
Look! What was it?
Looks like I was wrong about you.
Looks like the professor is about to test a door!
M U! M U! M U!
Mama!
Mama!
Mama...
Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.
Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.
Me, me, me!
Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?
Michael!
Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
Mike Wazowski.
Mike,
Mike, I'll never know how you feel,
Mike, we should leave.
Mike, we're mail guys.
Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.
Mike!
Mike!
Mike?
Mike?
Mike?
Mike?
Mike? Wazowski?
Mike...
Misdirection.
Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
Mom! Start the car!
Mom! We're doing an initiation!
Monsters like you have everything. You don't have to be good.
Monsters University
Monsters University! Anybody getting off?
Monsters University.
Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!
Move, move, move! This is a 54 23 in progress.
Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five year old girl on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.
Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.
MU is.
MU's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
My Aunt Phyllis.
My chances are just as good as yours.
My friends call me Squishy.
My mind.
My name's Scott Squibbles.
My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring?
My team had nothing to do with it.
My tentacle fell asleep.
Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.
Next group to the starting line.
Next stop... You!
Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
Nice fence.
Nice work out there.
No child breach. Repeat: no child breach.
No matter how horrifying?
No matter how insurmountable the odds may be?
No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them.
No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive.
No one understands me!
No one will remember you.
No pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing!
No way! Someone else! Please! Anyone else.
No, it's like this.
No, it's totally great. You got to use it.
No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.
No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
No, no. We are not cheating.
No, not really.
No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!
No, you need to stop trying!
No!
No!
No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.
No! You can't do that! No!
No.
No. And what about you with all your shedding?
No. He works harder than anyone.
Nope. You're thinking again. From the gut!
Not a lot! But now we've got you!
Not bad, kid.
Not make mediocre students less mediocre.
Not with me, of course.
Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.
Now here is a monster who looks like a Scarer.
Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors,
Now I'm sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town.
Now that we've all been introduced, as captain of our team...
Now, I got to admit, fellas,
Now, let's continue the exams.
Now, stay close together.
Now, we're going to have to start winning these things together,
Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar?
Of all the sewers on campus, this one has always been my favorite.
Of scream can design.
Ogre slump.
Oh, a ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!
Oh, boy. That is a good point.
Oh, excuse me, sorry.
Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
Oh, Mike Wazowski.
Oh, Monsters University
Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
Oh, no.
Oh, not too shabby, Don!
Oh, okay.
Oh, third door from the end!
Oh, yeah! Let's break in somewhere else!
Oh!
Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,
Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your field trip buddy.
Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
Okay, just like we planned. I'll go first. Then, Don...
Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.
Okay, Mike. Seems about right.
Okay, Oozmas...
Okay, relax.
Okay, scare the little kid.
Okay, so it's kind of cheating, but what do you want me to do?
Okay, thanks, buddy. Are you kidding me?
Okay, then.
Okay, we're missing one. Who are we missing?
Okay!
Okay! First thing on my list,
Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone.
Okay. Good catching up.
Okay. Here we go!
Okay. I'd like to see that.
Okay. Okay, everybody.
Okay. Would you like that with two sleeves or four?
Okay. You guys watch us and tell me which school's the best. All right?
One frightening face does not a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
Only two teams left.
Oops. Stop right there.
Oozma Kappa, tonight we party like Scarers!
Oozma Kappa!
Oozma Kappa!
Oozma Kappa!
Oozma Kappa.
Open the door! Don't go in there!
Open your textbooks to chapter three.
Or go back to school and learn the computers.
Out of my way!
Out of the way, Wazowski. You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
Outstanding!
Over there!
Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.
Perhaps I should keep an eye out for more surprises
Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away.
Please don't call me Karen.
Please, anybody.
Please.
Please. Let me try the simulator. I'll surprise you.
Promise me you'll keep in touch.
Python Nu Kappa!
Quiet down, you can wranglers.
Quiet.
Raising a little money for charity.
Randy, thank goodness. I need you on my team.
Ranger, answer me, what's your 20?
Ready position.
Really? And who's going to carry you?
Really? I think there's a little more to it than that.
Relax. It will be fine.
Release the stuffed animals.
Repeat, we need assistance on the north side.
Results will be posted outside my office. Next.
Ride it to frat row!
Right now if it wasn't for us.
Rise and shine!
Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!
Roar Omega Roar wins!
Roar Omega Roar!
Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus.
RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan.
Russell.
Salisbury steak, that hurts!
Say scream!
Say?
Scare Games! Scare Games!
Scarers coming out.
Scarers work in the dark.
Scariness is the true measure of a monster.
Scary feet, scary feet... Oh, he's back!
Scary feet, scary feet... The kid is in the bathroom!
Scary. Well, carry on.
Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
Second place, Oozma Kappa!
Secure the perimeter.
See what they all have in common?
See you there!
See? I told you. He's fine.
Seven, eight, turn! And... Why didn't you turn?
She broke the all time Scare Record with the scream in that very can!
She invited us to join next semester!
She was impressed with our performance in the games.
She's a legend.
She's my mom.
Sherrie and I are engaged!
Shocker! Oozma Kappa has been eliminated!
Shouldn't I go up on the...
Show me some slobber.
Sir! Right here! Little green guy, two o'clock!
Slow and steady.
Slow and steady.
Slow down, squirt. This party is for Scare students only.
Slugma Slugma Kappa!
Smile!
So a roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry,
So for this to work,
So give it everything you've got.
So good luck, and may the best monsters win.
So have I.
So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue
So it means a lot to have you here with us.
So long, Coach.
So long, Sull.
So remember, do exactly what I do.
So that means I'm going to need
So uncomfortable.
So your calculations were a little off.
So, basically, you guys have no Scaring experience?
So, how was that?
So, I should hope you're all properly inspired.
So, what now?
So, you guys are Scaring majors?
So, you're leaving?
Solong.
Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
Some say that a career as a scream can designer is boring,
Someone broke into the door lab!
Son of a moustache!
Sorry, chief.
Sorry, killer, but you might want to hang out
Sorry, squirt!
Sorry! They get stickier when I'm sweaty.
Sorry.
Sorry. I'm already on a team.
Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I'll be a joke.
Spread them, pops!
Squishy. We're not going to lose,
Stay out of my way.
Stay out of trouble, wild man.
Stop being a Sullivan and start being you.
Stop the bar?
Stop the bus!
Stroke! Stroke!
Stroke! Stroke!
Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt like that
Sulley, come on!
Sulley, talk to your friend.
Sulley!
Sullivan! Don't go in there!
Sullivan.
Sullivan.
Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
Sure, I can teach you.
Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
Take a deep breath...
Take a good look, fellas.
Take that, Wazowski!
Take whichever bed you want. I wanted you to have first dibs.
Take your place at the starting line!
Talk to me when we start the real Scaring.
Technically, I caught the pig.
Technically, we haven't actually had a party here yet.
Tentacles and serpent's wings, they...
Tentacles. They're sticky.
Terry!
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thanks for coming, Dean.
Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.
Thanks, Joe.
Thanks, Kay.
Thanks, Mew.
Thanks! I cannot get down.
Thanks! We're going to rip you to pieces!
Thanks.
Thanks. I don't know...
Thanks. Tell your friends.
That "stuff" would've informed you
That cannot be taught.
That could have been embarrassing.
That door took me all semester.
That I cheated.
That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler.
That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.
That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam.
That Mike Wazowski is something special.
That no one has ever done before.
That this particular child is afraid of snakes.
That was awesome!
That was awesome!
That was real dangerous, kid. I didn't even know you were in there.
That won't happen.
That you were wrong.
That's a pretty good one, Squish.
That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.
That's because you don't belong here.
That's for the university president to decide.
That's going in the album!
That's got to hurt!
That's great!
That's it. Don't let go.
That's marrying your mother.
That's not enough. You're all over the place.
That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan.
That's what I thought.
That's what I'm talking about!
That's why I made these cupcakes.
That's worse.
The answer is C, fangs.
The best Scarers use their differences to their advantage.
The big leagues.
The big leagues.
The brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!
The campus offers a wide variety of majors,
The car! Start the car!
The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
The duration of the roar, and the...
The EEKs have been eliminated
The first of many trophies, I am sure.
The head bone's connected to the horn bone
The highest level?
The horn bone's right above the wing bones
The hot cocoa train is coming through!
The important thing is no one got hurt.
The kids said they saw something in the cabin.
The librarian.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
The mid games mixer at the RORs'.
The most adorable monsters on campus.
The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet, three meals a day.
The one who got kicked out of the program,
The one who was so afraid to let everyone down
The only rule is don't get caught.
The Oozmas will need a record breaking Scare to win this.
The Scare Games!
The Scare Games! A super intense Scaring competition!
The Scare Games! Yeah!
The Scare what now?
The school year's over, son. You missed it.
The star player has just arrived.
The stinging glow urchin!
The team of Wazowski and Sullivan
The Toxicity Challenge!
The two of you did something together
The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
The what?
There are actually five.
There he is, the big guy.
There is nothing I can do for you now.
They did it!
They give it away.
They look fun!
They only accept the highly elite.
They said don't let her catch you.
They think I'm the one running the show, but the truth is,
They're adults. I can't do this.
They're always hiring in the mailroom.
They're always hiring in the mailroom.
They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.
They're finally seeing us as real Scarers. We're going!
They're going into the human world,
They're letting us in the Scaring program.
They're not exactly the scariest group in the world.
They're right behind us!
They're still in there!
Third place, EEKs!
Third place, HSS.
Thirty seven! Thirty eight!
Thirty years in the textile industry
This could work!
This guy hates charity!
This guy's a Sullivan? Like the famous Sullivan?
This is a fraternity house?
This is all about teamwork.
This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
This is amazing, Mike.
This is better than I ever imagined!
This is crazy. We're going to get arrested!
This is going to be harder than I thought.
This is my mom's house.
This is not going to work.
This is not my room.
This is so weird.
This is the starting line.
This is where we collect the Scream Energy
Those include the roar's resonance,
Thought you might like to keep a dream journal.
Time to go to work.
To design and build the doors to the Human World.
To power our whole world.
To see the terrifying faces joining my program.
To see who will be moving on in the Scaring program
To take home the trophy,
To the head bone
Today's final will judge your ability to assess a child's fear
Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare
Tomorrow, each of you must prove that you are undeniably scary.
True happiness is a theoretical construct...
Trust me when I say,
Turn the lights on while you're down here!
Unchallenging, a waste of a monster's potential.
Unleash the beast, Don!
Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program.
Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.
Until the authorities arrive, this door stays off!
Up there! Get them!
Up top.
Very creepy
Very impressive, Mister...
Very well.
Wait a minute. Where do they want us to meet?
Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
Wait!
Wait. Hold on.
Wait... You're shushing me? Hey! Hey! You can't...
Wake up!
Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.
Way to 90, Boggs!
Way to blow it, Oozmas!
Way to go, Oozma Kappa!
Way to go, Sulley! Welcome back, broham!
Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
Wazowski, Room 319.
Wazowski!
We appreciate everything you've done, but he's right.
We are at the halfway point of the second event,
We call this room "Party Central."
We can't go in there without some scented candles.
We can't just "get a new team"!
We car pool?
We could be a great team. We just need to start working together.
We could generate enough scream to power the door from this side!
We count bodies, not heads. That dude counts as one.
We did it!
We did it!
We don't have any human toys,
We forgot to bring a hostess gift.
We found a close second,
We give our heart to you
We got a call in, but that's the best we can do.
We got to get out of here!
We have a special guest, the founder of the games,
We have cake.
We have to move on. Your team doesn't qualify.
We just need to keep trying.
We need assistance on the north side. We have a...
We need six guys, right?
We never get mail.
We thought our dreams were over, but Mike said if we win,
We were awesome!
We were! None of us lasted very long.
We weren't friends before.
We will now plunge into the rich history
We'd like to congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.
We'll bring them nightmares, too
We'll finally have our lives back on track.
We'll let you guys get settled.
We're all out.
We're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.
We're built
We're closing down sign ups, so we'll see you all...
We're down to two remaining teams,
We're entering a very dangerous area.
We're experts in the ancient craft of close up magic.
We're going on a little field trip.
We're going to be real Scarers!
We're going to win this thing tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
We're here to learn about Scream Energy and what it takes to be a Scarer.
We're in the Scare program! Yeah!
We're not stopping here.
We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!
We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.
We're shutting down sign ups, okay? Is he on your team or not?
We've made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.
Welcome back.
Welcome to Scaring 101.
Welcome to the Debate Team. We're happy to have you.
Welcome to the final competition of the Scare Games.
Welcome to the Scare Floor.
Welcome to this year's Greek Scare Games kickoff.
Welcome to your worst nightmare,
Well done, Mr. Wazowski.
Well then, I'm sure your family will be very disappointed.
Well, bad news, kids. You're in my town now,
Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,
Well, gentlemen,
Well, hey there, kids. Are you on a tour with your school?
Well, hey, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a Scarer.
Well, I guess we should be going now.
Well, I thought I heard something.
Well, I'm sure my students would love to hear
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
Well, it is the gosh darnedest thing.
Well, Michael, it looks like it's you and me again.
Well, then you'll get this back right away.
Well, then you're gonna want to talk to this guy.
Well, what was I supposed to do?
Well, you won't be disappointed.
Were you kissing my hand?
West coast coming online.
West coast coming online. Scarers coming out.
What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
What are you doing up there?
What are you talking about?
What did I just say?
What if there's a lull in the conversation?
What if we disguised a new team to look like the old team?
What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one.
What kind of a monster are you?
What Mike Wazowski can do.
What the...
What this...
What you did today was insane!
What!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Sullivan!
What? This?
What? Where? That's really him?
What's going on?
What's going to happen to them?
What's so scary about a little old librarian?
What's the problem, ma'am?
What's your name, big blue?
Whatever.
Whatever.
When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!
When I'm a Scarer, life will be a nonstop party.
Where are you going?
Where are you going? We're training.
Where did he go?
Wherever children are dreaming
Which leads us to the final event!
Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!
Which Scare do you use?
Which Scare do you use?
Which Scare do you use?
Who can tell me the properties of an effective roar?
Who is Sherrie?
Who will make it out with their flag,
Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!
Whoa! Whoa, hey... Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoops. Sorry.
Why are my settings different?
Why is it here?
Why? Why did you do this?
Wild man.
Will you defend Oozma Kappa no matter how dangerous?
Will you take the sacred oath of the...
With someone a little more your speed.
Worthington and Wazowski, to the starting line.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.
Yeah, I want to touch them.
Yeah, I'm a Sullivan. I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
Yeah, me neither. I don't want to get too big.
Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!
Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
Yeah, sure. Anytime.
Yeah, we're so scary I guess we broke it.
Yeah, yes, you are.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! All right!
Yeah! Hey!
Yeah! Right.
Yeah? Well, stop it.
Yeah.
Yeah. He's my dad.
Yep. 450 of them.
Yes, because it's in front of people!
Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
Yes, it does!
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, you are, big blue.
Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa, you're looking good.
Yes! Yeah!
Yes! Yes, I love it!
Yes?
Yikes!
You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman.
You are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!
You are one of us now, okay?
You better believe it.
You can do it.
You can drop your bags off here and get your picture taken with Trey.
You can mess up over and over again
You can train monsters like this all you want,
You can't do this!
You collected Scare Cards, huh?
You coming, Coach?
You could have gotten hurt!
You did what?
You do not want to get caught by a kid's parent.
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
You don't need to study Scaring. You just do it.
You don't think I'm scary.
You don't think that could be...
You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
You got 10 seconds. Go!
You got this, Sull.
You got to be kidding me.
You guys killed it out there!
You have to be in a fraternity to compete.
You have to become the chair.
You haven't seen the last of Mike Wazowski. Boo!
You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
You heard him. This is a party for Scare students.
You just disappeared.
You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.
You just took on an angry 50 foot librarian,
You just wanted to help yourself.
You know where the door is.
You know, for the first time in my life, I don't really have a plan.
You know, have a chance.
You know, it did feel different! I feel like it's all coming together.
You know, just in case.
You know, there is still one way we can work at a Scare company.
You know, you've given me a lot of really great tips.
You know, your roommate is a Scaring major, too.
You look funny.
You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
You must be the most fearsome monsters on campus.
You never belonged here anyway.
You pulled off the biggest Scare this school has ever seen!
You really are,
You ruined our doors!
You should wake up embarrassed.
You should've stuck to my strategy.
You surprised me.
You tell them what to do but not me.
You think I could have done that without you?
You took a hopeless team and made them champions.
You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat,
You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.
You were right. They weren't scared of me.
You will leave Monsters University.
You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.
You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
You'll never know what it's like to fail because you were born a Sullivan!
You'll wish you were a... Never... Always...
You're a disgrace to this university
You're a ROR, buddy!
You're about the scariest fella I've ever seen.
You're charging ahead when you...
You're darn right.
You're going to ruin your eyes!
You're lame.
You're never going to be real Scarers,
You're not even in the same league with me.
You're not scary.
You're not scary.
You're one of us after all.
You're one of us now, right?
You're out!
You're out.
You're taking this remarkably well.
You're the great Mike Wazowski. You'll come up with something.
You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met.
You're wasting your time. We need a new team.
You've got the whole semester to study,
You've got to teach us your moves.
You've memorized every textbook, every Scare Theory, and that is great.
Your hands are as big as my face!
Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door.
Your luck will run out, eventually.
Your room? This is my...
Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
Yuck!
Yup, this time tomorrow the whole school is finally going to see
Zombie snarl!
Zombie snarl.
A bowl of spiders! Correct!
A clown running in the dark! Right again.
and the whole world loves you. Mike...
Arrest him. Pardon?
Back off. We saw him first. No way. We did!
Badidea. This is great.
Can I squeeze by you? Randy!
Chet, calm down. I'm sorry.
Come and get me! Come and get me!
Come on, Art. Come on, buddy.
Cool. I want to be a Scarer. Yeah. Me, too.
Did you do this? Mike.
Did you hear that? I can't believe it!
Do you mind? Don't move!
Do you swear to keep secret... ...all that you learn here?
Don't worry, Smoothie. Squishy!
Done. From now on, we are of one mind.
Excuse me. I just want to get my stuff.
Expelled? Yeah, we really messed up.
Faster. Slow and steady.
Fear of chopsticks! Consecotaleophobia.
Fear of spiders. Arachnophobia.
Fear of thunder. Keraunophobia.
Fifth place, HSS! No, no, no!
For crying out loud. Sweetie!
Fourth place, PNKs! No.
Good luck, Mike! Thanks, fellas.
Guys! We got a letter! A letter?
I don't shed. Really.
I just wanted to help. No.
I scared you! No, you didn't.
I still have his rookie card. Me, too!
I want to go home! On your marks...
Is that legal? You better believe it, mop top!
It's Mike. But he could die out there!
It's Oozma Kappa! These guys are crazy!
Johnny, you're my hero! ROR! ROR!
Just getting started! What the...
Let them come. What?
Mike, I can't. Yes, you can.
Mike? What is it?
Mike... What is it?
Mike... You said you believed in me.
Mom, go! Seatbelts.
Mom! What are you doing? Your grubby paw was in my bed!
Now I'm embarrassed. Now you're embarrassed?
Now what? Phase two.
Okay, go! Does anyone want gum?
Okay, Jay. Have a great first day.
punishable by banishment! Yes, sir.
Ready? One, two, three. What? No, no... What...
Really? Yeah, but lose the glasses.
Say hooray! Hooray!
Scarers! That's right!
Scream! Scream!
Slow and steady. Slow and steady.
Sorry about that, buddy. Why are you in my room?
Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you. That's okay.
Sorry. It's stuck. Would you... Give me that!
Stop. Thank you. But I didn't get to...
Sullivan! Sullivan!
technique is flawless. Technique is flawless.
Thank you! Thanks a lot.
Thanks, brother! Don't mention it.
Thanks, Mom. Have fun, kids!
That guy's in big trouble. Yeah, he is.
That wasn't me! That was you!
The best! You betcha!
They're calling it an alien. It was!
Time for a celebration! Yeah!
Way to go! Yeah!
We don't get invited to... Party?
We're cousins. Hey!
We're doing this now? Okay.
What? Start the car!
Where did he go? He's dead meat.
Whoa. It's the best Scaring School there is.
Would you just... Hey. Come on!
Wow. Terri? Look.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yes.
You could totally die. And it's worth it.
You do not know how I feel. Mike, calm down.
You got it! That's what I'm saying.
You rule! I have never ruled before.
You said this was going to be cool! No one said this was gonna be cool.
You're alive! We are so glad you're safe.
...and in you go!
...get set...
...let me get my stuff!
...no matter what the peril?
...not.
'Way to 90, Squishy! 'Way to 90, Squishy!
"A child's room is where you scare,
"but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
"Every one of your skills will be put to the test.
"Hello, I'm your roommate." Oh, that's too bland.
"If you frighten a teen, then Scarer beware."
"My hat! 'MY Pig!
"Someone is coming, this could ruin your night.
"Stay hidden, take cover, and stay out of sight!"
"The Scare Simulator will prove who's the best!"
"then you'd better run fast or things will get bad."
"To frighten a child is the point of a Scare.

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