Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Edit

A complete replica of the Parthenon in Nashville.

A Fury concealed in our school. I should have known.

A hero is coming through! Move it! Hey, no dirty looks. Stop that.

A real horse's ass.

A single storm cloud that is expanding over much of Europe and Asia,

A threat? Who am I threatening?

A threat.

A war of the gods would put an end to that.

About me stealing a lightning bolt.

All lives end in suffering and tragedy.

All of it was real? My mom's gone?

All of you.

All right, come on.

All right, guys.

All right, guys. Let's go get the pearl.

All right, let's grab everything...

All right, Perce.

All right! Everyone in position for Capture the Flag!

All right? Here you go.

All right.

All right. Good idea. I'm gonna go get Annabeth.

All right. I can get us there in four hours.

All right. Now move it, guys!

All right. Time to train. Go suit up.

All you have to do is look.

Although a huge ego isn't out of the question.

Although ummm, between us,

Always arguing, always threatening war.

Always the lucky side of the family.

Always.

An unprecedented storm cloud has grown to cover most of North America.

And he's alive!

And he's going to need a team.

And hid you from anything or anyone the gods would send to kill you.

And his cripple friend then attacked me from behind and knocked me out.

And his mother, Sally Ugliano.

And I'd be alone, with only him,

And I've never had the chance to go on an actual quest.

And if it's not returned by the summer solstice, in 10 days,

And in your dreams.

And look who's joining the party. Benjamin Franklin.

And many became great heroes,

And now you expect me to bring him back.

And now, the latest breaking news from KZL Y.

And some, I'm not allowed to divulge their names, are very famous.

And the next one, and then you're off to Hades.

And the only reason why we escaped the Underworld

And then they have kids?

And then you came along, and then it was just perfect.

And these pearls, they provide a quick escape from the Underworld.

And those are your greatest gifts.

And took the skin as a trophy.

And umm.. our parents have hated each other ever since.

And we would really love it if you came.

And why did you say you could tear her to pieces?

And you get an interior decorator, 'cause it is too depressing in here.

And you're ready to fight Hades?

And.. the people chose Athena.

Annabeth, I am so proud of you.

Annabeth, that was great, great demigod driving.

Annabeth. Daughter of Athena, the goddess of wisdom.

Another demigod?

Another lotus flower?

Anybody else?

Anybody got an extra helmet? Please pass it up.

Are you okay?

Attractive.

Authorities in several states are ordering evacuations,

Back!

Bad dog!

Be a good boy.

Be prepared. Everything is about to change, Percy.

Beat it, nymphs.

Because he's cruel and abusive!

Because of your mother,

Because you're the protector.

Besides, you've won one battle and I've won hundreds.

Both of you need to wake up, now!

Both of you.

Brother, please. I need to speak with him.

But down here, you're still just one of my students.

But he had to leave.

But I needed to keep an eye on you. I hope you'll forgive me.

But I once broke into my dad's house. Got some cool stuff.

But I want you to know that I'm grateful.

But I was always watching over you.

But I'm still the king of this castle.

But if you ever need me, I'll be there for you,

But it would be such a pity

But no lightning.

But tell me, if you didn't steal it, then who did?

But that all changed

But their relatives have some interesting theories.

But we're on a time sensitive mission right now.

But welcome to the modern world.

But you aren't.

But you're gonna have to promise me one thing.

But, frankly, I'm just a junior protector. I don't have my horns yet.

By midnight on the summer solstice,

Calm down!

Can anyone tell me what they were called?

Can I get you something? Try a lotus flower. They're so good.

Can you name another?

Can't you see she's servicing me and my friends?

Check this out.

Check this out. He looks just like my Uncle Ferdinand.

Check this out. Jackson, Grant.

Check this out. They got free sodas.

Chiron, you still got your wheelchair? Kid's gonna need it.

Chopping him into little pieces.

Climb aboard.

Come closer.

Come on, all right? Today you tried to kill me.

Come on, come on! In the car, in the car! Let's go!

Come on, get out of the car! That thing's getting closer!

Come on, guys! Car!

Come on, guys. Let's hit the road before Homeland Security shows up.

Come on, man, just take off your jacket. We'll wrap it up until we get some ice.

Come on, man. You have to do that right here?

Come on, Perce. Come on, Perce.

Come on, you baby.

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come.

Congratulations. Definitely earned them.

Control.

Cool ..

Cool. New stuff.

Correct.

Daughter of Athena.

Deal with it.

Desired by many suitors.

Did you really think it would be that easy?

Die and come back.

Disgusting.

Dismissed!

Distract that thing! I'll get the pearl!

Do you have any idea how?

Do you know what that means?

Do you mind?

Don't comp us. We're not checking in.

Don't ever let your opponent distract you.

Don't ignore me!

Don't look, Annabeth! Don't open your eyes!

Don't move.

Don't slip. Watch your step.

Don't trust anyone, okay? Don't look at anybody, just keep walking!

Don't we?

Dude, we're heading to the chapel. We're getting married!

Dylan, Paris, stop lollygagging!

Each of you, step on a pearl and concentrate on where you want to go.

Each pearl transports only a single person.

Earth would become a battleground.

Ever since he started with the drugs and the alcohol,

Every day it's the same thing. Look at this.

Everybody does, just to get away from all that

Everyone thinks you're the lightning thief.

Everything is about to change.

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Excuse me. Annabeth. Annabeth!

Fall in!

Feed them to the souls.

Finally.

First rule of battle strategy.

First team to capture the enemy's banner wins.

First, we must train.

Five nights ago, he tried to kill me and he threw his mother on the ground.

Flying shoes?

Follow me!

For this special report.

For you.

Forever.

Friendly Harriers inbound!

Get back!

Get in!

Get out! Come on! Come on!

Getting in's the easy part. Getting out, now that's tricky.

Give it to me!

Give it to me! Now!

Give me the bolt, lightning thief.

Go on, give it back.

Go to the water.

Go, Grover!

Go!

Go!

Go! Open the door!

Go. Take the bolt, and your mother.

God of the seas.

God, how do you guys wear this stuff? It weighs more than me.

Going somewhere?

Good job.

Good morning. I'm Mrs. Dodds, your substitute English teacher.

GPS from the gods. Where to next?

Grace under pressure.

Great job. All you guys, take a lunch break. Thank you!

Great. Now I'm a fugitive.

Grover!

Grover! Come on, we got to go!

Grover! Where are you?

Guys,

Guys, check this out. Oh, man.

Guys, do you hear that?

Guys, look. Tomorrow is June 21st.

Guys, watch out, there's glass!

Guys, watch out! The middle one spews fire!

Guys, why don't we stay here for a while?

Guys! Guys. Knock it off.

Hades! Stay back!

Hand it to me and I will exchange it for your mother.

He got the mole in the same place.

He has hundreds of these little guys.

He must return the bolt to me in 14 days,

He put the bolt in his shield and used us.

He sleeps till noon every day and he can't even hold a job.

He wanted you to destroy yourselves.

He won't even miss them.

He won't remember a thing!

He'll kill you and your mother.

He's a Satyr named Grover.

He's been good to us, Percy, in ways you don't understand.

He's got the bolt! Come on! Let's move! We've got two minutes!

He's got to build up speed, kind oflike a jet on a runway.

He's just mad because I busted him up with my crutches.

He's my protector,

Heads up.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Anybody home in Auntieville?

Hercules did it. Orpheus did it. My dad does it all the time.

Hercules killed the beast with his bare hands

Here.

Here's your complimentary Lotus Fun Book.

Hero.

Heroes! Warriors!

Hey Yo, Percy! Get in here man! This is ugly!

Hey, baby!

Hey, Grover!

Hey, guys, check this out.

Hey, guys, I'm with Park Recreational Services.

Hey, guys! It's cool to open up your eyes!

Hey, guys.

Hey, hurry up!

Hey, I think I'm gonna go get some air. I'll be right back.

Hey, Mom. Mom! Mom! Look, we gotta talk, okay?

Hey, no staring. Keep it moving. Keep it moving. Come on.

Hey, Perce, who's that creepy guy with the hoodie?

Hey, which of y'all did I propose to?

Hey!

Hey! Hey. How did you get up there?

Hey.

Hey. Hey! Don't talk about my mom like that, you bald headed freak.

Hey. Hey. Guys, wait.

Hey. Look.

Hey. Perce.

Hey. That's your mom.

Hi, Gabe.

Hi, Mom.

His pungent odor masked the smell of your blood

Hold it right there! Stop right where you are.

Honey, I believe you. I believe you.

How am I supposed to move all this stuff by myself?

How are we gonna find the pearl in this place?

How are we supposed to fight something we can't look at?

How did I just do that?

How do you turn on the shoes?

How flipping awesome was that? I just killed that thing!

How old was I when you left?

Hustle, hustle!

Hustle.

Hydra!

I always lose. Maybe we're both wrong.

I always win.

I am going to be king of the gods.

I apologize for hiding my true form,

I became less concerned with my responsibilities.

I believe this assembly's business here is finished.

I can see the look of disgust in your eyes, but this existence was not of my choosing.

I can sense you.

I can't let you do this, okay?

I can't let you take that bolt to Olympus.

I can't pee with her watching me.

I could have died, if I was normal.

I definitely have strong feelings for you.

I did it to save Mom.

I did not think of that one.

I didn't do it for you.

I didn't steal it. And I have no connection to Poseidon.

I don't have it!

I don't know. Let's find out.

I don't know. Maybe it's the ADHD.

I don't need your help. Okay? This is something I have to do on my own.

I get the sense that you don't like me very much.

I got a few dead people you might recognize.

I got an idea.

I got this.

I got this.

I haven't had a Satyr

I haven't seen him since he was a baby. He doesn't know me

I hear they're bluer than the Circassian Sea.

I hear you have the lightning bolt.

I heard you.

I hope you find my eyes

I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet.

I just like being in water.

I kicked him out.

I know I'm not the father you always wanted,

I mean, look at that thing. You got little horns in your head.

I need a beer.

I need to tell you the truth.

I never did.

I once had hair like that.

I really don't want another lotus flower, so please, leave me alone.

I really don't want one.

I say it's time for our generation to take over.

I sent the Minotaur to abduct her.

I swear, I don't know how that got there.

I think I figured it out. I think I know why we're here.

I think I know someone who might.

I think I'd like to give it a shot.

I think my mother speaks to me sometimes.

I think this dyslexia thing is getting worse.

I think we're done here.

I think you can handle this one on your own.

I think you have the wrong guy, all right? I'm not a hero.

I thought I'd lost you forever.

I totally forgot what I was gonna say.

I used to date your daddy.

I want to take you to Olympus, convince Zeus of your innocence.

I wanted to.

I was banished here by Zeus and your father. I am damned.

I was courted,

I was just out of school and working at the Jersey shore

I will send him to the depths of Tartarus.

I wish I could spend all day underwater instead of this place.

I wish I'd known.

I won.

I wonder if she really looks like that.

I would have liked to have seen you just once.

I would love to come, too, to the party. You know? Thanks for inviting me, ladies.

I'd love to come. That'd be great.

I'll give you a hint.

I'll meet you outside.

I'll need the bolt.

I'll stand by you, Percy.

I'll take very good care of him.

I'm a loser. I have dyslexia, ADHD.

I'm already in Hell.

I'm coming, buddy, I'm coming! Sons of Ares. Watch out!

I'm going crazy! I should be on medication.

I'm gonna fly up. I'm gonna use Luke's flying shoes.

I'm gonna go this way.

I'm Hades!

I'm Luke. Son of Hermes and camp leader.

I'm messing with you. Smile a little bit. It's good for you, kid.

I'm not expecting you to forgive me.

I'm not gonna grow a fish tail or gills or anything like that, am l?

I'm not the lightning thief. I don't have the bolt.

I'm not writing you guys up, okay? This is the last time.

I'm serious, man. We talked, we wooed, we dined,

I'm sorry, I don't know.

I'm sorry, Percy. I try, man, I really do.

I'm sorry. What? What, Mr. Brunner?

I'm talking about, like, White House famous.

I'm the lightning thief.

I've been looking forward to this! Look, guys,

I've grown up here. I've only been in the outside world a couple of times.

I've trained for situations like this.

If they think he's the thief,

If you ever want to see your mother again, you will bring me the bolt!

If you open the eyes, they still work, dead or alive.

If you see my dad on the highway to hell...

If you touch him, you will have the fight of your life.

Iike Hercules and Achilles.

In my world, I'm known as Chiron.

In times of trouble, I hear her voice.. giving me advice.

In your thoughts

Is because he stayed behind.

Is it good?

Is it me or is it raining cows?

Is my allotted time away from this hellhole.

Is that really necessary?

Is there a problem, Mr. Jackson?

Is to defeat my brothers and take control of Olympus. But, of course,

It dulls the senses, keeps you prisoner here.

It was for your own safety.

It was my fault. It was my job to protect you.

It would take Hercules three months...

It's 30 feet in the air and this place is filled with tourists.

It's a camp for really special people,

It's a powerful weapon. Guard it well.

It's been many years.

It's disgusting. We're in a kitchen.

It's exceedingly rare for a child to be born to one of the big three.

It's gonna take some practice!

It's gonna take some practice.

It's in Hollywood.

It's my duty.

It's possible. I mean, our parents hate each other.

It's so heartening to have such young visitors.

It's the blood of a god.

It's the one place I can think.

It's the pearl.

It's what I'm meant for.

Junior protector.

Just because you didn't see me doesn't mean that I wasn't there.

Just give us the lightning bolt and we'll let you go.

Just promise me that I don't have to see that loser Gabe ever again.

Just this once.

Keep moving, keep moving! Don't lose interest!

Keep your eyes open. Don't get killed.

Kick his ass for me.

Killed it? You only made it worse.

Kind of stylish. I like it.

Ladies and gentlemen, the son of Poseidon is coming through.

Lassie, sit! Sit!

Leave me alone. Go to sleep or something.

Leaving you, it was probably the most difficult thing he ever did.

Let me see your eyes.

Let there be peace.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go! Come on!

Let's see.

Liar.

Like at the museum, I could read.

Listen to me. If you eat the flowers, you're never gonna want to leave. Okay?

Look around you. Focus. Focus!

Look at me. Look at me. You're in a trance, okay? We're trapped!

Look at this.

Look underneath the other one.

Look, don't worry. But you're not alone. There's hundreds in the world.

Look, I didn't need you there all the time, but...

Look, I didn't steal it.

Look, I don't have the lightning bolt.

Look, I got this, okay?

Look, I just found out my mother is still alive. I'm gonna get her back.

Look, I would give my life to secure your well being.

Look, I'll tell him the truth!

Look, I'm not asking for your permission.

Look, man, I don't want to hear it. Just go.

Look, man, remember all the myths about Greek gods and goddesses?

Look, no pitiful loser can defeat a Minotaur.

Look, trust me. Wear it or you'll get killed.

Look, what is happening? Okay, I swear, I didn't steal anything!

Look, you give us a boat ride, you take the money

Lost hopes and dreams.

Lotus Casino.

Luke rigged it!

Luke stole the lightning bolt.

Luke, son of Hermes.

Luke!

Luke! Why do you want a war of the gods?

Luke?

May I see it?

Maybe he just didn't know.

Maybe on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl.

Maybe they were wrong.

Maybe three.

Maybe you're no son of Poseidon.

Maybe you're not seeing what I'm seeing. You have crutches!

Medusa.

Might need some extra protection, so...

Mom! Go straight!

Mom?

Mountains erupted, earthquakes, raging fires!

Move !! move !! move !!

Move it.

Move, James Dean! Out of the way! Let's go, guys! Car! Car!

Moving towards the United States.

Mr. Brunner?

Mrs. Dodds?

My dad's a jerk. I've never met him.

My father is Poseidon!

My favorite shield. You might want to take a step back.

My job!

My mother is goddess of wisdom and battle strategy.

My mother put up with that creep to protect me?

My mother's gone!

My name is Percy Jackson, and I think you might be looking for this.

My only chance of getting out of this place

My protector? Are you kidding?

Nashville? Oh, great. Home of my least favorite music.

Needless to say, she hates it there. It's hot, he's a weirdo.

Nephew.

Newcomer! Hello!

Nice horns, Grover.

Nice.

No one gave me one.

No, Gabe! Gabe!

No, he's not my son. He's a stepson. He did not come from these loins.

No, honey, he was forced to. He loved you.

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, we're not having fun. Grover! Grover! Wake up!

No, no, no. I've achieved

No, no.

No, no. This isn't the right place. This isn't Olympus. This is...

No, Percy. Don't eat the flower.

No, tomorrow is the 21st. We were in there for five days.

No, your mother is still alive.

No!

No! No!

No! No! Look, stick to the Mick Jagger thing! It works for you!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. It's not my Uncle Ferdinand, because Uncle Ferdinand was killed by

No. No, no. It can't be. Today's the 15th.

No. Thank you.

No. What, you've been working out?

No. You cannot negotiate with Hades. When he finds out you don't have the bolt,

Not again.

Not before midnight.

Not likely.

Not necessarily in that order.

Now she's gone.

Now, give me the bolt, or say goodbye to your mother!

Now, over here, we have a depiction of Hercules defeating the Nemean lion.

Now, that's how you get out of a casino! That's how you drive!

Now!

Of course. Now that all makes sense.

Of several continents.

Oh .. That poor lady who turned to stone, she ummm ...

Oh, God, wait! Did that really just happen?

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. We got to go.

Okay, Chiron, shouldn't we get in there and stop them?

Okay, guess not. Look, you like dead people, right?

Okay, let's split up. Check everything.

Okay, look, we've got to move it. Where's Hades?

Okay, so what are we going to do?

Okay, this place is officially dope.

Okay, wait. Check this out.

Okay, we won't die and come back, but...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right, guys. You guys got a lot of catching up to do.

Okay. I guess we're all going.

Okay. Let's never leave!

Okay. Percy, come on. Come on, man. Come on!

Okay. That's nasty.

Okay. This is bad.

Olympians would be forced to choose sides.

Olympus.

Omnipotence has blinded you, brother.

On several occasions, they would come down to Earth and...

Once you convince him of your innocence,

Once you find the first pearl, the map will show you the next one,

One down, two to go.

One foot in front of the other, and the next thing you know, you're running!

One of the only ones who's gotten in and out of the Underworld.

One of you will have to stay.

Only three?

Only use it in times of severe distress.

Open them,

Open up!

Or I can just throw my crutch up there.

Or I will bite your heart out!

Or my hungry babies will have to open them for you.

Or there will be war.

Or what? What will you do?

Our deadline is tomorrow at midnight.

Perce, are you okay?

Perce, check this out man.

Perce, I'm saying... It's not a bad idea!

Perce, I'm sure glad you're alive.

Percy Jackson is a beast! You're a beast, man! Give me some.

Percy Jackson, bring me the bolt!

Percy Jackson, show yourself!

Percy Jackson!

Percy Jackson?

Percy Jackson's awake.

Percy, behind you!

Percy, calm down, okay? Everything's gonna be okay!

Percy, get out of here! Go look for the flag!

Percy, go! You're safe inside the gate!

Percy, I can't get through. You've got to go!

Percy, I know how hard this is for you.

Percy, I know where the flag's at. Come on!

Percy, let's go.

Percy, stop! No!

Percy, take this to defend yourself.

Percy, that's all I've ever done, is train and train and train.

Percy, this is about your father.

Percy, wake up.

Percy, what's wrong with you? Why are you doing this?

Percy!

Percy!

Percy!

Percy! Annabeth!

Percy! Annabeth!

Percy! Don't listen, Percy!

Percy! The entrance to Olympus is there!

Percy?

Percy?

Percy?

Percy.

Percy.

Percy.

Percy.

Percy. I figured you'd stop by sooner or later.

Percy. Step forward.

Percy...

Persephone might really like me. I'm serious.

Persephone? You mean Hades' wife?

Perseus?

Please, help me!

Please, I insist. It's good for everything in the hotel and casino.

Please! Let's be rational. War is not the answer!

Please! We have to leave before she finds us!

Please. We don't have much time.

Poseidon.

Poseidon's brothers, Zeus and Hades.

Preventing gods from ever having contact with their children.

Put my mother down!

Ready! Aim!

Release him or I swear I'll tear you to pieces!

Remember, always split the eights, never the tens, okay?

Remold the world in our image.

Renaissance fair stuff out there, you know?

Reporting severe weather conditions.

Right after we were born, Zeus decreed

Right now, there's three pearls in the United States.

Right.

Right. It's like high school without the musical.

Sa vage winds, rain and mammoth wa ves are being reported along the coastlines

Sally, open the door!

Sally, Percy has to leave now. Like, right now.

Satyrs.

Scientists are baffled by what now appears to be

See, man, this place right here,

See? That's what I'm talking about, man. Gabe's always running his mouth.

Seriously?

Seven minutes?

Seven months.

She had a tight grip.

She is here with me in the Underworld.

She just turned into that thing?

She keeps pearls hidden for them all over the world,

She sacrificed so much for me.

Show some respect, all right? That's my mom right there.

Silence!

Sneak a peek.

So far, no casualties, but countries everywhere are preparing for the worst.

So he did abandon us.

So I'm gonna give you my hoodie, not my jacket. Okay?

So rude, not looking people in the eyes.

So she has secret visitors.

So this is Camp Half Blood.

So who knows how to get to the Underworld?

So, did I do something wrong?

So, here's your junk.

So, Mr. Ugliano, talk to me about your son, Percy Jackson.

So, Perce, what do you remember?

So, the conquering hero returns, triumphant.

So..

Some crazy dream. I don't know. There was a monster. My mom was there.

Some lead normal lives,

Someone's using you to start a war.

Sometimes they come down to Earth and they fall in love with mortals?

Son of Poseidon!

Son of Poseidon.

Sooner or later you will open those eyes.

Sorry, guys. I messed up. I should have closed the curtains.

Sorry. I just didn't expect you to look like this, man.

Stand up and fight,

Stay back! Stay!

Stay here.

Stay with me, Percy.

Stay!

Steady, steady!

Stick to our plan.

Stolen.

Summon the hounds.

Take him to his mother, and don't let him out of your sight.

Take this.

Tell Percy he's got to break into a run, okay?

Thank you, man.

Thanks for telling me, man, you're burning money. We're in a recession.

Thanks, but we're not staying.

Thanks.

That is really awesome.

That little brat.

That the gods couldn't have physical contact with their mortal offspring.

That was $170!

That was because of you?

That when you saw that I wasn't the thief, you'd let my mother go.

That'll protect you. So will all of us.

That's a good question.

That's amazing.

That's because all gods are the same. Selfish.

That's because your brain is hardwired for Ancient Greek, not English.

That's crazy, man. That's ridiculous. How do you do it?

That's crazy.

That's nasty.

That's really good.

That's why he passed the law

That's why I create my statues.

That's why your mother married your stepfather.

The big three are the brothers Zeus, Poseidon and Hades.

The children of these unions were half god, half human.

The daughters of Aphrodite.

The end of life as you know it.

The Fury and the Minotaur were only the beginning.

The gods are angry.

The Health Department needs to give this place an F.

The next 1 1 labors would become increasingly difficult.

The only thing I look forward to

The park's been closed for an hour. Let's move.

The Parthenon in Nashville.

The pearl.

The scrapheap of human misery.

The temptation to look at me is too hard to resist.

The water will give you power.

The woman who cursed me.

Their mother is the goddess of love, so you know where that leads.

There are 12 Olympian gods.

There are four of you.

There it is.

There's nowhere safe on heaven and Earth for him now.

There's someone I want you to see. Check this out.

They attained power by overthrowing their father, Kronos,

They both wanted to be patron god of Athens.

They found him.

They kept you alive in your fight.

They only care about themselves.

They say the eyes are windows to the soul.

They sensed the presence of another animal.

They would hook up with mortals.

They're always dazzling.

They're Centaurs.

They're my dad's.

They're my only company,

They've been in power for too long.

They've been luring people into their trap since ancient times.

This is a lot to process.

This is a map to Persephone's pearls.

This is a pen, man.

This is a pen. This is a pen!

This is always a fun game to watch.

This is as far as I go.

This is my house.