Our Idiot Brother Edit

A lot of bad lawyer clothes.

About any of this when, according to you, I'm... What was it, Ned?

About Tatiana.

About the health insurance? Why are you such a blabbermouth?

Absolutely, no, for sure. I'm not a charity case.

Absolutely, yeah. Everybody's dated a jerk,

According to Billy, she hasn't taken him on an outing in months.

Actually, don't say anything at all. Just keep your mouth shut.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah. I'm not happy at the way this story's been put together, Miranda.

Ahh.

Ahh.

All I want is to take that pitcher and just dump it

All right then, that's it.

All right, guys.

All right, if you insist. Uh...

All right, River, come on! Here we go!

All right? Before you jump in with the answer, even if you know it.

All right.

All right.

All the documentary guys were going for dim sum.

An accident is when you fall off your fucking bike!

An right!

And all of the artistic repression that she faced in Belorussia.

And came out knowing I just used sex to make me feel like I was in control.

And he just told me some real interesting news.

And he works in Poverty at the UN.

And his tittle Russian ballerina bitch.

And I just needed this appointment today, I'm having a tough go of it.

And I know you own contacts. You're wearing plastic shoes,

And I'm from Paramus, New Jersey.

And I'm gonna rent the goat barn on the back 40, so...

And I'm just...

And I'm telling you, there's no fucking way a rooster is depressed, Billy,

And play a fucking game of charades!

And that is that I like to think that if you put your trust out there,

And then brainwash them into prostitution.

And then sold their sex tape to pay his legal bills,

And then there's Shanequa, she got really into boxing.

And then, I went in the win room.

And to power through infidelity, man, you can do that,

And we thought... um...

And what is this shirt even made of?

And you get to work with Dylan on the documentary.

And you look great. Whose dress are you wearing?

And you traumatize him. Is that what you want?

And you're not really his type, physically. That was it, but...

And you're sure that she's gonna leave Willie Nelson behind?

And you've never given me any grandchildren.

And, seriously, congratulations on your wins.

Any plans for tomorrow?

Anybody else? How about you? Beth?

Anyway, what I was saying though, is people recycle cans,

Anywhere. Here's fine.

Apparently, you're shooting the movie naked.

Arabella? I was thinking we should get started.

Are staying there. There's, like, six of them.

Are you kidding? This is great.

Are you mad about the rooster thing?

Are you seriously gonna put that dog in that position?

Are you sick?

Are you speaking from personal experience?

At which time you'll provide me with a urine sample. You understand?

Babe, you OK?

Because Dylan is totally the asshole in this situation for sure.

Because it's not my choice. I'd love to be working there,

Because the idea of the two of you sitting around, talking about girls,

Because then we would've blown through Dylan's inheritance by now.

Because you didn't want mud tracked in the house, huh?

Behind the thing that you did? it'll take two minutes.

Billy said that you'd be cool with it.

Billy, get me the phone.

Billy, put the dog in the house. Put the dog in the house, Billy!

Billy, you said you'd be supportive.

Bizarre.

Boys, girls, old, young, thin, fat.

Buddy!

But do you think you're not as much of a lesbian as you thought?

But for you, she'd probably give it to you for $500.

But I don't think you've given me any other choice.

But I really am the better caregiver.

But it is not fair to uproot this animal. He loves it here.

But my girlfriend, Janet, doesn't want it to happen really.

But not, like, the full amount.

But now, I'm engaged to marry a man who actually loves me.

But some of us like to sit around, enjoy our family, and play a game of charades.

But the city's no place for Willie Nelson or for me.

But then she'd make you go to rock shows.

But they all feel really sorry, I swear.

But they're both named Lindsay.

But you know what I'm gonna do is get some money together

But, hey, I never tire of it.

But, more often than not, I think that if you do,

But, not your problem.

Bye!

Can I please have water without win?

Can we discuss living with that many people at this age?

Can you just think for a minute what it was like for me these past few months?

Cato!

Chop me. Do it.

Christ! It's after 10:00, for Christ's sakes, River has school in the morning.

Cite Ohio v. McNally, Doug.

Come in.

Come on, All right, here they come.

Come on, bud, let's go.

Come on, it's time to go, come on.

Come on, Janet, it's just a dog.

Come on, Ned, spit it out.

Come on, Ned.

Come on.

Come on.

Coming, coming!

Contain your enthusiasm, Nat.

Cool, I'll tell him.

Crazy Heart. "Crazy Little Thing Called Love.“

Cult? No.

Cut to: I'm on the charity circuit.

Damn it. What?

Damn Ned!

Did she ever say it was off the record?

Did you call Dr. Silverman?

Do you know that Dylan shoots in the nude?

Do you think this is an ugly candle?

Doesn't mean he's going to grow up to be a frat boy rapist.

Doesn't mean he's going to grow up to be a frat boy rapist.

Dolly!

Don't enable him. Don't...

Don't forget Lassie. 'Cause you miss your doggie.

Don't let the bedbugs bite.

Don't take this the wrong way,

Don't you start crying, too, OK?

Don't...!

Dude, just 'cause you're straight doesn't mean you're homophobic.

Dude, this is what happens when you don't use your head.

Dude... do you have Tourettes?

Dylan and I aren't interested in those values, Ned.

Dylan and I aren't interested in those values, Ned.

Dylan!

Dylan! Dylan!

Even making me feel like a criminal for suggesting that he stay somewhere else.

Even though you've never had a real job and that problem with the jail business,

Every man I meet is either a dick or a loser.

Everything was going fine until he arrived.

Excuse me, sir, would it be possible for my son to see him?

Exhausting.

First of all, we need to step on it, we're really late.

For God's sake, Ned, we have other things on our mind,

For making me feel like a second class citizen.

For Ned, yeah, for you.

For what? Selling her soul for a story?

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuckity fuck, Ned, she's getting a lawyer.

Fuck. Look, Ned, I am begging you. Don't fucking do this to me, please?

Gave up on what?

Get on your feet. Come on, come here.

Get your book bag, get out of here.

Gimme A Break.

Give me a chop.

Give me that, Ned!

Go back to your fruits and vegetables, honey.

Go get the bags, wise guy.

God, I just didn't want to believe it!

God, Ned just showed up.

God, what do I fucking do?

Goddamn it, I just want to sit around with my family

Goddamn it. OK, I'll be up in five minutes. OK?

Good behavior. I won Most Cooperative Inmate, four months running.

Good. Good. Everything's great, officer.

Got my hair styled every day and wore absurd heels that no one can walk in,

Gotta get that sample.

Great, go and get the pens and paper.

Great.

Grow the hell up, Ned.

Ha ha ha ha.

Hand chopping.

Hang on, I'm getting call waiting. Hello?

Have a good night.

Have a great Shabbos with those. Thanks a lot.

He didn't do shit. We put him there, all of us.

He does pottery at the UN?

He gets very excited playing parlor games.

He has a friend who's also going through a divorce.

He just got out of jail.

He said that Dylan was spending a lot of private time...

He said you can be a tad bossy.

He said your personality gets in the way of your looks, your very good looks.

He so badly wants to be there.

He stands up, bids $25,000.

He thinks the idea is as ludicrous as you do.

He was flying around the room like a maniac.

He was just frustrated, officer.

He's a gem. OK, Ned, you gotta do me a favor.

He's been so edgy and... distant.

He's in jail, Janet.

He's just a fuck up who needs help.

He's just an organic farmer that made a stupid mistake. So...

He's pretty funny.

He's really nice and really funny.

He's right, you should.

He's seven years old, for Christ's sakes.

He's so awesome. He just knit me a scarf.

He's very, very good, actually.

Here you go, officer, have some rhubarb.

Here, Ned, It's just a little something.

Here's the thing, I...

Hey guys, I know how to get Uncle Ned to leave prison.

Hey, Beth.

Hey, by the way, thanks for going with Miranda to that benefit.

Hey, can I get your honest opinion on something?

Hey, come here.

Hey, Dune's on Showtime, directors cut. You want...'?

Hey, easy language, man.

Hey, Ebony, thank you for the playlist.

Hey, is it lame if I bail on Nat's show?

Hey, Jeremy. Uh, is it...

Hey, just remember,

Hey, man, can I try some acai berry?

Hey, man, have you seen Willie Nelson?

Hey, man, Janet's been trying to rent out that old goat barn.

Hey, Miranda, do you have any toothpaste 1 can borrow?

Hey, Nat. Oh, no, I'm just with your brother

Hey, read it last night. Quite the story.

Hey, Riv, check it out.

Hey, sunshine, we gotta get home and practice your shehnai,

Hey, Tatiana. Sorry!

Hey, thanks, man. Wow.

Hey, Willie.

Hey, you know, I've been meaning to tell you.

Hey, you know, that Christian, he's kind of lame, but he's really handsome.

Hey, you wanna hear something weird?

Hey, your two job's gonna look good on my monthly stats.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Darren, how are you?

Hi, everyone, my name is Beth Phillips

Hi, hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Where did you go?

His whole "I'm saving the world" thing, it was bullshit, right?

Hiya!

Hmm. Hm.

Hold on. Right here.

Hope you sleep well. Ned, you might wanna take a look at that.

How about we put down you're staying away from past criminal associates?

How can you do this to me? Just say "Yes, this happened.“

How could you do that to me, Ned?

How could you do this to a person? That's so messed up.

How many times did you criticize him for having bad breath?

How many times did you insult him by telling him he had had breath?

How many times did you make me throw Willie Nelson outside in the cold

How much more do you need to move back to that sheep farm, or whatever?

How we doing this evening?

How's that?

Huh! It's, uh, 7:35, you know kids these days.

Humans do it, roosters do it, then they don't crow in the morning.

Hydrate.

I am different from you.

I am not gonna stand here and be insulted on my own porch.

I am sorry I don't have a fat, throbbing cock for you!

I asked for that side by side, not swirled. Thanks.

I can't believe I'm calling this person.

I can't believe you...

I can't do it.

I can't do it. I've got a crazy deadline, I really need to focus.

I can't have this child.

I can't just kick him out. I'll talk to him.

I can't just turn my back on him for no reason.

I can't wait. You better come visit me.

I cheated on her, I got pregnant, she should be pissed.

I do. Hey, you wanna go out with me sometime?

I don't even know where to begin.

I don't even...

I don't know how you describe it. How would you describe Nat?

I don't know what I was thinking.

I don't know! Echo's Eve months, so, you know...

I don't know. I don't want to sound conceited or anything,

I don't know. I mean, I'm not gonna be working at the farm anymore.

I don't see you laughing right now.

I don't think I can ask her again, Cin.

I don't understand what you're talking about.

I don't understand. So this cop, he just came up

I don't wanna fuck it up with her, Ned.

I don't wanna know.

I dropped everything to drive you around that day.

I feel kind of bad, it was a big opportunity for her.

I feel like I'm gonna cry.

I get worried, because...

I guess it's me.

I hardly think you're in a position to give man advice!

I have other things to do than worry about getting my rocks off.

I have, like, live hot roommates, a couple of them would totally fuck you.

I haven't thought about it that much, but,

I hope not.

I hope this is OK, Ned.

I I gotta run to keep from hidin'

I I'm alone in the sweet

I just feel bad, you know? They seemed pretty into me.

I just figured, looking at your sheet,

I just need to unload, man. That's part of why I'm here, right?

I just thought that it would be, you know, better if Ned were to...

I just wanna sit and I just wanna play the game.

I just... I feel really hot.

I know you're not gonna call me back, but, um...

I know you're really mad at my mom and Aunt Natalie and Aunt Miranda.

I know you've got a really important life, Miranda,

I know, but I'm so psyched to have you next week.

I know. You just did it five seconds ago.

I like the name Lindsay.

I live my life a certain way.

I love it. Just a couple of guys and a dog, making candles,

I love my brother, but let's be honest, he doesn't live in the adult world.

I love you too, Mom.

I love you, Ned, bye.

I mean you two are obviously not headed in that direction.

I mean, all those humanitarian awards.

I mean, come on.

I mean, he's not like a criminal or anything,

I mean, how long has it been since you've had sex?

I mean, I'm the same. At least, I was, yeah.

I mean, I've lived here for three years.

I mean, if he's a friend of Jeremy's, then I guess I could give it a go.

I mean, if you really...

I mean, is there anything more bothersome than a mom cliche?

I mean, it's kind of gnarly.

I mean, Kum Kak Do, is that what it's called?

I mean, Mom's great and all, but...

I mean, she's being exceptionally cool.

I mean, she's splitting hairs when she says

I mean...

I missed you so much!

I need to find you.

I need to hear it.

I never should have let Ned stay here.

I never wanted him here, but you insisted that he stay,

I panicked, man. Oh, my God, I was running all through town

I remember precisely, 'cause I thought it was pretty mean.

I said I broke down and smoked a joint with the kid who lives across...

I said, "Do you have any toothpaste I can borrow?“

I say we put a bin out and let people bring back their old drippings

I see no resemblance.

I swear, I try and do good, but I just screw it up.

I take him to work, he hangs me out to dry in front of everyone.

I tell you, that Arabella she is one cool chick.

I think Dylan's having an affair.

I think I need leg warmers.

I think that's a really good way to live your life.

I think you're fucking awesome.

I think your erection in my leg totally threw me.

I thought she was a Buddhist or something,

I thought the girls wouldn't want you hanging around,

I thought you said he sold drugs to a policeman?

I told her to tell you earlier, but you know what she's like...

I told you never to interrupt me when I'm working.

I understand. Look, you won't even notice that I'm here.

I wanna play charades, what's the big deal about that?

I wanna work, so if you hear of anything, any odd jobs or anything,

I was at home watching Kourtney and Kim Take New York.

I will see you in three weeks.

I will.

I wouldn't understand? Why wouldn't I understand?

I'll be back in a couple of minutes, I just have to help her out.

I'll call you back. Ned, what did you just say?

I'll cut you a slice, River, you can take it with you.

I'll take care of Janet.

I'm feel really affronted right now, man, on my own property.

I'm glad you're staying here.

I'm gonna be...

I'm gonna bring Darren in on this.

I'm gonna peace you in the side of the head if you don't give us the dog.

I'm just kind of doing this as an odd job,

I'm just trying to help! OK, Liz? That's all!

I'm leaving this house before you make me lose my temper

I'm Ned Rochlin. Why are you talking so slow?

I'm not either.

I'm not giving that irresponsible man child my dog.

I'm not gonna receive that with anything but love.

I'm not gonna uproot him. I'm still gonna work here.

I'm not tickling you, what are you talking about?

I'm not your therapist, Ned. You don't tell your parole officer you got high.

I'm on parole.

I'm pretty sure it's nothing like that.

I'm so sorry, I know how much you love him.

I'm so sorry, I'm really embarrassed.

I'm so... I'm so...

I'm sorry, I can't... I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, I just really need the car keys.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Um.,. what else?

I'm sure we could rustle up some cash for you?

I'm surprised that you even asked my opinion on your work,

I'm telling you, Omar, good things happen.

I'm thinking, today.

I'm... Officer... Omar... Coleman.

I'm... your... parole." officer.

I've been wanting to tell you guys. I think it's time for me to move on.

I've got to call Nat. Whoa!

I've made some changes since you've been gone.

I've never heard of that one before. Tell me about that.

If she loves you, she'll forgive you.

If the driver knew there was traffic, why didn't the driver call me then?

If you could get two months worth of rent together, then maybe you could...

If you could read it over carefully, please,

If you get cold, there are coats up in the...

Ilene, you can't take this dog! This is his home!

In front of my children.

In Japan, for protesting about whales...

In less than 20 minutes and I...

Including you, Janet.

Is so pathetic, it's almost funny.

Is that it gives you a unique perspective.

Is that it? That's it?

Is that my brush? Ew! What are you doing?

Is that true?

Is this true?

Is whether this information is true.

Isn't it funny how life works?

Isn't that a beautiful testimony?

It doesn't always work out, clearly.

It doesn't even look like you.

It doesn't seem like you think it's funny at all.

It saved me. I was like your brother is now, floating.

It was her friend Tim that left him with us.

It's a Brazilian.

It's a sign.

It's all we need to know, Ned.

It's almost funny?

It's an ulcer, I'm telling you.

It's because I don't have health insurance. That's what it was.

It's better than Echo.

It's cool you're out of jail.

It's cool. Sleep well, bud.

It's gonna be all right.

It's gonna be OK, Willie Nelson.

It's just getting to be too much.

It's like a science experiment back there.

It's lovely to see you, Thank you.

It's not a trick question. Are you or aren't you sleeping with her?

It's not better now, I thought you were gonna be at the Dixie Chicks concert.

It's not like a cult, is it?

It's rare that we get love from the clients.

It's so depressing.

It's still light out.

It's the same story for all of them.

It's the same stupid clue Mom always puts in for River.

It's to shoot her scars of oppression, or something,

It's totally cool. Some of the moves are just like Taekwondo.

It's under control now.

It's very sweet, Ned.

It's what's best for him.

It's Willie Nelson's poo that gives it that glow.

It's... it's been a hard week, you know?

J' 'Cause whenever you've gone and Fm left ah' alone

J' 'Til you'd hear him bark

J' All the love in your heart

J' And his name was Blue

J' And I got one more silver dollar

J' And it wouldn't be long

J' And Pm bound to keep on ridfn'

J' And yesterday's memories still find me

J' And you?e hard to impress

J' As you feel J'

J' But I know... I

J' Every night about dark

J' He'd go out

J' I ain't gonna let 'em catch me, no

J' I ain't gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider J'

J' I had a dog

J' I was wrong about that

J' I'll stay on the bus Forget about us

J' I'll tell you what

J' I'm coming home I've done my time

J' I'm taking you with me

J' I'm taking you with me

J' I've got a wonderful future behind me

J' If I don't see a ribbon 'round the ole oak tree

J' If I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round

J' If you received my letter telling you I'd soon be free

J' If you still want me

J' Keep returning

J' My past and my present

J' No, I didn't really like you at first

J' Nothing for me

J' Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine

J' Of dreams

J' Ol' Blue would do

J' Put the blame on me

J' So wherever I go

J' So wherever I go

J' Sounds funny But you might be the best

J' That you?e beautiful as you feel

J' That you're beautiful

J' That's where you belong

J' Then people gonna treat you better

J' Then you still want me

J' Then you'll know just what to do

J' three been three long years Do you still want me?

J' Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree

J' Today as I walk through my garden

J' Waiting for me

J' Well, the world seems worse

J' Wherever I go

J' Wherever I go

J' With a smile on your face and show the world

J' Yeah, Blue

J' Yeah, Blue

J' Yeah, Blue Yeah, Blue

J' Yeah, Blue Yeah, Blue I

J' You got to get up every morning

J' You say them is happiness

J' You're beautiful

J' You're coming along

J' You're coming along

J' You're gonna find Yes, you will

J' You're in my heart I

Janet said no.

Janet, hey, what's up?

Janet, Ned needs Willie Nelson's company right now.

Janet's told me a lot of stuff about you. Some of it's pretty intense.

Janny, where's the dog bowl that he loves so much?

Jer, see if he's out there for me.

Jeremy and I were talking,

Jeremy Ends it a burden to shave, but he loves free food.

Jeremy, my pilot light's out again.

Jesus Christ, you guys, all Miranda's saying is just,

Jesus, what do we do?

Jesus.

Jesus. Me.

Just bring him out here. He probably doesn't understand the form.

Just check it out, no pressure.

Just gotta get the keys!

Just play the fucking game!

Just that you're apparently pregnant

Keep your mouth shut, Ned, just keep it shut!

Know what I mean?

L feel so positive and, like, really, like, clear.

Lady Arabella Galloway, heir presumptive to the House of Stuart,

Last time I did that I almost singed off my eyeball.

Let's face it, I mean...

Let's get an early start, we'll beat the crowds.

Let's go to the win room.

Let's go.

Let's just drop it, because you wouldn't understand.

Like I can do anything.

Like, if Tatiana's nude, then he has to be nude.

Like, maybe it would be cool if you just, like,

Lindsay and her friend, they're gonna analyze every word

Little boys tight.

Little boys tight.

Liz, every time he sees those boys doing karate in class,

Liz, I mean, look. I don't know. What's going on with your hair here?

Liz?

Liz...

Locked? She locked it?

Look at this. I can get it... This is how high I can go.

Look what she's reading, it's like a novelization of Us Weekly.

Look, I am really happy that you got out of prison.

Look, I know you tried.

Look, there's nothing I can do. He refused to sign.

Look, you have a case, but you don't need one.

Looked semi fuckable once in a while.

Looks like you found a use for your mom's post 9/11 escape raft.

Man, can you hold this? Thanks.

Man, I had a feeling about that.

Man, I screwed it up with my sisters, I'm back living with my mom.

Max and I think you're really cute.

Maybe going all "Honest Ned" on her worked.

Maybe it was some, like, dance experiment or...

Maybe there's something on your movie you could...

Miranda Rochlin. Just sign here, we'll process you out.

Miranda, I would never say that about you.

Miranda? What are you talking about?

Miranda's such a bitch sometimes,

Mom and Dad don't like violent movies.

Mom means well.

Mom, if he doesn't want to be released to us, we can't force him.

Mom, nobody's in the mood.

Mom's heart is in the right place.

Move on through it. Come away from the testicles and up to your higher self.

Mr. Rochlin, sir, I suggest you step outside.

My brother in law's doing a documentary up in the building up there,

My God, after everything she's been through. All the humiliation with

My God, I get to rock the full on slumber party

Nat, are you all right?

Nat.

Natalie says you haven't had sex in like a year.

Ned, come on, she knew you and I were a team.

Ned, I'm so sorry, it's not gonna happen.

Ned, interviewing is an art form.

Ned, tell me exactly what he said.

Ned, this is Billy. Billy, this is.,. Ned.

Ned, what's the laptop doing in his bedroom?

Ned, why would I want a past lover living in my backyard?

Ned, you always have the most gorgeous rhubarb.

Ned, you had, like, eight months to think about this.

Ned! That...

Ned?

Neither do I, at least I don't think I do.

Next of all, maybe don't say anything stupid.

Night, Nan

Nighty night.

No trouble, we're not breaking the law.

No way, man. There's no such thing as an ugly homemade candle.

No way, they're home!

No, all we have is that storage room and Dan's friends from the Ukraine

No, I didn't say anything.

No, I don't think you're an idiot.

No, I don't wanna date my sister. But what about you?

No, I mean, she didn't say that at all.

No, it's just he's family, Dylan.

No, it's just...

No, maybe I should've tried harder or just...

No, no, no, I am.

No, no, no, Ned.

No, no, no! I wanna talk about this now, damn it!

No, no, no. Arabella and a stabbing?

No, no, really. I'm fine. I promise. You kids enjoy yourseives.

No, no.

No, not at all, He's very cute.

No, thanks. I'm gonna stay here, man.

No, The Pink... It's just Pink Panther

No, what I'm truly fascinated by is the work you are doing with Destiny's House.

No, you don't.

No, you're not playing, you're not at all.

No! No, it was just a thing. God, I fucking love Cindy.

No. I mean...

No. I'll tell you what, I'll take you both.

No. No, we're pretty well staffed at the moment.

Nobody loves anything as unconditionally as Ned loves.

Nobody loves that dog the way Ned loves that dog.

None of this would be possible if it wasn't for this amazing woman,

Nope, almost there.

Not in front of the chickens, babe...

Not just like boxing matches, more like Tight training.

Not me and you, me and Willie Nelson.

Now I have to report you or else I could lose my job.

Of every text you ever send her.

Officer Omar Coleman. Is your son home?

Officer Washburn, how you doing today?

Officer.

Oh, buddy. Willie.

Oh, but your story's adult with all the gory details

Oh, come on!

Oh, fuck, man, I totally forgot to ask her.

Oh, God, sorry, yeah. I must've lost track of time again.

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Cindy! Cindy!

Oh, God! Willie Nelson.

Oh, I do know that, and I love you too.

Oh, I don't know. It's kind of private.

Oh, my God, that...! Congratulations, man!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What have you done to your vagina?

Oh, no, he had a cupcake yesterday.

Oh, no, no, no, no! This is just...

Oh, no, no, she's open to pretty much anyone.

Oh, now if you're gonna move into that barn residence you referred to,

Oh, now you're Mn Moral High Ground?

Oh, please. He's fucking her.

Oh, right in my gluteus maximus!

Oh, shit.

Oh, thank God, Willie Nelson!

Oh, that was so much fun, Ned.

Oh, uh...

Oh, uh...

Oh, yeah, but it's family first, right?

Oh, yeah, GK, Ned.

Oh, yeah, it's my fault you're throwing up.

Oh, yeah, that would be great, if you wanted, you know,

Oh, yeah, yeah. OK.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I didn't know if you saw it.

Oh, yes, sir, Your Honor.

Oh, yes. I'm Ned.

Oh, you mean recently? No. I just meant in general, I have seen him.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Dude! Man, there goes my ride.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. He's not a.., He's not a criminal or anything,

Oh. I've heard a lot about you. How's it going, Ned?

Oh. No, Ned, it's all right. I get it.

Oh. No, not really. But thanks for asking. That's really sweet.

OK, get out. How does that feel?

OK, I didn't just hear that.

OK, I love Miranda, but...

OK, I love that tactic.

OK, I really didn't want to get litigious, but I brought a lawyer.

OK, I took the liberty of writing up a checklist,

OK, it's a movie.

OK, Liz, look.

OK, my lawyer said you agreed not to ask about him and the whole YouTube thing,

OK, Ned told me the facts. I had to put it together.

OK, um, he re's your story.

OK, well, thank you guys for your help.

OK, what does that mean?

OK, what you don't understand is that my brother is a retard.

OK.

OK. Well, currently I'm staying with my mom in Long Island. Although, I...

OK...

Oliver Wendell Holmes 101.

Omega 3s for the blepharitis, it helps with everything.

On top of it all, I broke down and smoked a joint

On your back.

On your feet, River Rochlin Byng.

One minute I'm scrubbing toilets at Marble Valley Regional with Dom,

One more minute or I'm getting the cranberry juice.

One more thing...

One of the things about being the dumb, slutty one

One of the wealthiest women in the world.

Onto my penis and balls.

Ooh, look at that one. Look at that girl.

Or for farts?

Or for shedding?

Or getting married.

Or something. ls there any kind of motion, or like injunction or something

Or written confirmation that you're staying with a family member.

Or, the crowning glory of terrible mom clichés...

Our door is always open, Ned.

Our idiot brother just ruined my fucking life.

People will rise to the occasion. I really believe that.

Planting kind of depends on the lunar calendar.

Please, let me know, because...

PR thinks it's gonna get you on a bunch of talk shows.

Probably like Anchorman or something, right?

Pum!

Rachel, who is a personal hero to all of us girls.

Really?

Really? You had to go and tell Jeremy about that little stupid thing l said

Remember the time I missed your awards dinner?

Right on. Thanks, man.

Right. Do you want to expand on that?

Riv, where'd you learn about this?

River was conceived in India, near the Ganges.

River, I want you to go tell your mom and your aunts something for me, OK?

River, this one 's for you.

River, why don't you tell Judith about the shehnai?

River's interview is in three days time. I want him to be...

Robbie, we agreed with the publicist not to go there.

Roger... Maybe Roger.

Roll it up, toke it up, do it up.

Sadie. Those aren't ours. Sorry, sorry.

Seduced at 13 or 14 by grown men who make them feel loved

See a band called, like, Paint Store...

See you later, Campbell! Take good care of that leg,

See? Thank you.

Seriously, go get the bags.

Seriously, I have no idea what he's talking about.

Seriously, I understand. I know what it's like to have a hard week.

Seriously, that is just...

Seriously? Can you forget I said that?

Seriously? Well, what's she asking per month?

Seriously. You talk to us screw ups,

Share your story.

She called us a team the first time that we met.

She didn't know you were married.

She is exceptionally cool.

She loves you. Maybe she'll be psyched to have a kid.

She told you that?

She wants to come with me tomorrow to the OB/GYN.

She was in South America, there was a stabbing, just give us the rest of it.

She's gonna come with me to pick out a fucking changing table. Come on!

She's hugging me and...

She's like, "Jeremy, help me move everything in my apartment around?

She's not even gonna budge unless there's some son of official action

She's really more of a bisexual. Or at least formerly bisexual.

She's so pretty and so smart and funny and strong.

Shit.

Since," Wait, I'm not even a grown up? Is that what it was?

So at the end of the day, that is just an old, boring story.

So at the end of the day, that is just an old, boring story.

So has Nat always been a lesbian?

So he roped the whole family in, huh?

So I really can't fuck it up.

So it's better for you if I say "Next, next Thursday"?

So nice to meet you. Here, just jump right in.

So now, um, I'm in my crib and...

So sorry that we were late. The town car was stuck in traffic,

So there's a good chance your baby is going to be very striking.

So what kind of things do you like to do, River?

So what? You're so cool, you're just too bored, is that it?!

So you get out of bed again in another three weeks, OK?

So you make it miserable for everybody?

So you're getting some really fresh candles. All right.

So, are you two a team?

So, I mean, I didn't stab him, I just was trying to scare him.

So, I'll see you guys next week, OK?

So, Kaplan, from Westbank Capital, right,

So, Ralph and I are doing it on the ping pong table,

So, River, I like your name.

So, the deal is, if it's OK with you,

So, what brings you all up here?

So, you're telling me you've never seen The Pink Panther?

Someone just wet his balls.

Sorry, didn't know you... had company.

Sorry, didn't mean to touch your boob.

Sorry, man, I shouldn't have gone before I came here. I'm so stupid.

Sorry, man.

Sorry, Riv.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Space, space, Star Wars!

Space?

State of New York requires you to reflect upon the choices

Stop with the violence, man!

Stuff.

Such a lucky kid, gets a cupcake once a week.

Sure, I told her you're my brother in law.

Sure, Uncle Ned.

Sure.

Sure. Hey, have you heard of Sustainable Upgrade?

Sustainable Upgrade, it's a life coaching program.

Sweet? You'd be psyched to go to some rock club?

Sweetie, come on.

Ta da, ta da, ta da.

Take a breath, Mom.

Tatiana.

Television show.

Thank you for letting me read your wonderful article.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Yes, isn't that right, Dolly Parton?

Thanks, Billy.

Thanks, man.

Thanks, man. I feel like an idiot.

Thanks, Max.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That could be great.

That dog is yours and you're gonna go back there and you're gonna get him.

That I just... throw it all away or something?

That is so not cool, Ned.

That led to your incarceration.

That maybe my husband wouldn't be screwing around on me '?!

That since you sold grass to a uniformed police officer

That was a...'? That wasn't a chop. You know what that was? That was this...

That was fast. What did he do this time?

That was funny, Ned.

That you can file? I mean...

That you guys totally love each other.

That you must be retarded.

That's a beautiful thing, actually.

That's a great idea. And when they bring in those candles,

That's a great win, Natalie.

That's great, Nat.

That's just the checklist, Ned.

That's my bad, man, all the way.

That's my brother, Ned.

That's not a table.

That's not how we do it, ma'am.

That's OK, I can give you a lift. Or no, I can't.

That's so awesome for you guys.

That's some Ivy League shit out there, man.

That's undeniable, but relationship wise and...

That's what he said.

That's what I thought. Come on, Willie Nelson. Come on.

That's your tactic?

That's, like, over a year! How can people live like that? That's...

That's... that's all.

The car is now 35 minutes late.

The Dixie Chicks? That's next Thursday.

The goat barn. Pff. Better hurry up on that one.

The Man Who Just Ruined My Marriage.

The publicist is not writing this, Miranda.

Then he'd have cash and somewhere to go.

Then we'll drive over to Calico Corner, I gotta get a new button.

There was just a breakdown of communication.

There we go.

There wouldn't... No, no.

There's a kitty litter box right here.

They both do, I mean...

They just dump everything on it, sprinkles and like Oreos.

They recycle papers, why not candles?

They're brand new, I just made them yesterday.

They're gonna want to live up to it.

They've got too much stuff going on to bother with people like us,

This can't be happening.

This country's obsessed with screens.

This is a disaster, Jer. I cannot be late for this.

This is a pleasant and unexpected surprise.

This is bullshit, Dylan. You're completely evading the issue!

This is just a breakdown of communication.

This is like free therapy. New York State cares.

This is like in prison when I told Bob about Jose.

This is much worse than I thought it was.

This is my job, to watch this.

This is the first time I'm writing about an actual person, not just moisturizer.

This is the man I built my life with, what do you expect?

This piece is about Destiny's House.

Three hundred.

Three words.

Tim, who's my friend, left him here.

To date your sister!

To make them feel comfortable.

To me, Willie Nelson is a dear, dear friend.

To us?

Too many late nights.

Totally. To thank her for introducing us and everything?

Trying to steal Willie Nelson.

Twenty bucks.

Uh, I used to call myself a romance addict.

Uh...

Uh... I'll tell you, that's really tough...

Uh... to you, maybe, Natalie.

Uhh.,.

Um, I thought we agreed as a family not to loan each other money.

Um, what steps are you taking to avoid such choices in the future?

Um...

Um...

Um... Listen, Ned...

Um... That was Cindy.

Until I met the fucking Chilean.

Us? No. Hm mm. No.

Wait, wait, wait. Why are they towing the car? What the fuck did you do?!

Wait, what does this have to do with you and Tatiana?

Wait, what?

Wait, you put all of this in your article?

Waiting for someone to give me a sense of purpose.

Want some?

Want to come to a meeting too?

Wants to do something like that, but Liz won't have anything to do with it.

Way to tell it true, yeah.

We are not leaving.

We could have a bin that said: "I used to be another candle."

We go get Willie Nelson.

We have to do things that, you know, we're not very pro...

We loaned you the computer for your resume, not to look at pink panthers.

We need more details about her.

We should probably get going as well.

We should send, like, just a bunch of candles to Janet as a thank you.

We were just watching Pink Panther.

We were practically family, Janet.

We'll put them in another bin that says: "l used to be another another candle."

We'll see you next week, OK? Bye!

We're getting Cindy.

We're not gonna ask, we're gonna take.

We're off sugar today. Thanks, though, Ned,

We've had three beautiful years, man. Let me go.

Welcome to my dojo.

Well, a little bit mad about the fucking rooster.

Well, actually, we looked at a two bedroom in Brooklyn Heights.

Well, all right. Thank you for your service.

Well, can't one of you just take him, please? He's driving Dylan crazy.

Well, come on...

Well, forget it. Willie Nelson isn't leaving.

Well, hello.

Well, I guess we're all capable of trusting the wrong person.

Well, I mean, not all the time, just certain situations.

Well, I wasn't really working.

Well, I'm telling you, he's depressed.

Well, I've been here, like, 25 seconds.

Well, if he's got any of your genes, I'd be happy to throw him a few bucks

Well, it's too sensitive, you know, even to discuss.

Well, just use a match, you moron.

Well, no, he didn't have a hat. I just thought he was, like, you know...

Well, she's been asking $400,

Well, sure thing, I'll go get 'em, boss.

Well, thank you, but I wouldn't be able to enjoy it unless I...

Well, that's debatable, he doesn't even have health insurance.

Well, they'll get over it. Let's...

Well, you know, she has her own way of doing things.

Well, you think that Dave is gonna take you back after what you did?

Well, you're a good dude.

Well... this sounds weird,

What a cliché.

What about cake? Aren't we gonna play a game or something?

What about Jeremy? He's not a dick. And he's not a loser, either.

What about those ones over there?

What about what Ned did to me?

What about you, Ned? What are you feeling?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Hey! Ned, why are you telling me this?

What did I do? Nat! What is up your ass?!

What did she tell you?

What happened to the Dixie Chicks show?

What happened?

What he said, it didn't make any sense.

What I'd love to get from you guys would be signatures on these releases.

What is biodynamic, exactly? I've never understood the difference.

What is that supposed to mean? You think I'm sleeping around?

What she was that you're not like a real man.

What the fuck are you doing? Get the dog!

What the hell is that noise?

What we're doing is we're filming this documentary movie

What, are you guys fucking?

What, you just decided unilaterally?

What?

What?

What?

What? That's.,. disgusting.

What? Where did you go?

What? Yeah, she's gonna be really psyched.

What's going on?

What's his name?

What's so funny, Nat? By the way, when a kid goes,

What's special about it is that the guys can also throw and choke you..,

What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?

Whatever.

When animals are depressed, man, they, like, sleep more,

When you ask someone to be vulnerable or naked, you have to be naked too,

Where do you want me to drop you, man?

Which one... Which one's the door?

Who gave you that idea?

Who is she exactly?

Who's gonna watch sci 11 with Jeremy? I can't always do it.

Whoa, man, do you understand that you come here to this farm,

Whoa.

Whoops.

Why are we even talking about this? Tell me what he said, Ned.

Why can't you all just play?

Why can't you just let him live with someone who loves him?

Why is anybody naked?

Why would she say it was off the record, we were just having a conversation.

Why would you say that in front of everybody? I don't understand.

Why, because I'm an unpublished sci fi writer?

Why, you wanna date your sister? You're a wild man.

Will you just come up and do the thing with the thing

William! Billy!

Willie Nelson didn't do anything.

Willie Nelson!

Willie Nelson!

Willie Nelson!

Willie Nelson!

Willie Nelson!

Willie Nelson? Willie!

Willie Nelson.

Willie Nelson.

Willie, who do you wanna live with? Who do you wanna live with?

Willie! Hey, buddy!

Willie! Willie!

Willie?

Willie?

With my man River every night.

With some more steps and options, that kind of thing, for our next meeting.

With the kid that lives across the street.

With the spawn of that fucking cult y fuck fuck!

Without a win? Can I please have water without a win? Can you give me some?

Wizard of Oz.

Wow, man. Well... where do I go now?

Wow, that's a good question. I don't... it's tough to answer right now.

Write that one down, 'cause it's not so much a step, per se.

Yeah, and then you said we weren't a team.

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, buddy! Willie!

Yeah, but for eight months I thought I was coming back here,

Yeah, but it's casual Friday.

Yeah, but it's not violent, it's hilarious.

Yeah, but just for future reference, like for concerts in the future.

Yeah, but when I talked to you a week ago, you said "Next Thursday."

Yeah, eventually we could just have one that said:

Yeah, her creepy ex boyfriend stole ten million dollars from the family,

Yeah, I hope you don't have to tire anyone to make room for me, Dyl,

Yeah, I know, stupid, but... I love Dolly Parton, so...

Yeah, I'll be in in about 40 minutes. We can talk about it then. OK.

Yeah, no, right, obviously.

Yeah, she hasn't missed a Dixie Chicks show in... ten years.

Yeah, sorry about that, man. I need the keys, we're gonna get towed.

Yeah, sorry, it's...

Yeah, sure. She wants to talk to you.

Yeah, that and we came for Ned's dog.

Yeah, well...

Yeah, why don't you come live with us?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sure.

Yeah!

Yeah! Hey, buddy!

Yeah?

Yeah. Plus, I feel like you just wanted to tell us.

Yeah. Then no one will be there.

Yep.

Yes, I know, but you see, I'm interviewing a very important person,

Yes, say it. Who's the man?

You are capable of extraordinary things, Natalie.

You are.

You begged me to get you this assignment.

You broke them and that just ruins it for everyone, all right?

You can do anything.

You can introduce yourself, Ned.

You can sue her, but I'm not gonna let that hippie bitch put you through that.

You couldn't wear pants, Ned?

You don't have to throw yourself at him, Ned.

You don't think we have a case?

You give us a reason for getting out of bed in the morning.

You gotta look at this thing she can do with her leg. This is amazing. Show him.

You gotta move this vehicle, tow truck's behind me.

You gotta register the address here within three days of moving in.

You guys are gonna be great. My work here is done.

You guys will see when you get it together.

You guys.

You have a good day.

You have no idea how competitive admissions have gotten.

You have this brilliant knack of getting your own way.

You just have to let yourself go there.

You just worry about getting that money together.

You know we just love having you in our house. Don't you know that?

You know what the worst part is? She's insisting on keeping Willie Nelson.

You know what you really need is to get laid.

You know what, I was hoping I wouldn't have to say this,

You know what, you know what? Wow.

You know what? I'll think about it and I'll try and come back next time

You know what? I'll try them all, never mind.

You know what? The important thing at this point

You know you'll always have a place here with me.

You know, fucking.

You know, he's just a little boy.

You know, he's just a little boy.

You know, it'll only take two minutes." And then it's like...

You know, kicking...

You know, Ned... Uh...

You know, Nedly, I love you.

You know, you have this amazing talent

You know." just tell her the truth.

You must think I'm a total psychopath.

You need a signed rental agreement in your name

You OK?

You put Willie Nelson in the middle of all your bullshit,

You should at least give him the opportunity to act out his hint.

You should come to the benefit we're having on Sunday,

You should have seen him, Ned.

You should see the look on his face.

You stay cool, little mama.

You sure she's gonna be at that concert?

You think I'm an idiot like everybody else.

You think she'd go for it?

You used to be so hot, Liz. I remember all my friends lusting after you.

You wanna get in on this party, Liz?

You wanna go grab the bags, take them down to the car?

You want to get your first story killed?

You were basically just practically telling us the whole story.

You wouldn't happen to know where I could get some...

You wouldn't, would you, Nat? 'Cause you're fucking selfish, that's why.

You, too, Jeremy. I'll watch Dune with you.

You? Well, you know, where 's... Where's Willie Nelson?

You'll get $250 a week, you'll help us out with River,

You'll have to vouch for the veracity of the story yourself, Ned.

You're doing a really good thing here, Omar.

You're gonna be the best uncle.

You're in a 24 hour tow zone.

You're not allowed to guess. You know that.

You're not even lying or anything. It is true, so just...

You're required to appear before me every three weeks,

You're right, I'm sorry.

You're right.

You're under arrest.

You're under arrest.

You're, you know, this whole...

Your friends from the law firm will be here, right?

Your job is to break through to her, get her to show a little leg.

Your one responsibility!

...hideously ugly. What?

...or something? Not really.

Ah! Oh!

All right, thank you. Excellent.

and bitching aside? Sometimes in the adult world

and he had the hat, the badge... Yeah.

and you were always tall and... You're still tall.

Any trouble here? No, no trouble at all.

Arabella, hi! That was amazing. Thank you, Miranda.

Arabella, I was wondering... If you guys are interested,

Are you convinced? Nice, nice.

at their convenience. it's like those bags that say

Baby, I... Hey, man.

Be honest with me. Of course.

Benefit? Oh, yeah! The girls will be there.

Billy, what are you doing? Let's go. Come on.

Bye, Mom! You guys really have to go so soon?

Bye. Bye.

Can I call you back? Jesus Christ.

Can I come check it out? Yeah, of course.

Can I speak to your supervisor? No.

Can you please just play the game? We are playing.

Come here. OK.

Come here. Get inside. Oh. Geez, Louise.

Come on, Uncle Ned. All right, Riv, let's go.

Come on, Willie Nelson. You're not gonna let me see him?

Come on, you're so charming. I know.

Come visit where? What do you mean?

Cool. Cool.

Crazy Hands! Good, Crazy Hands?

Definitely. Dude,

Did Ned...? I'm gonna murder him. I don't know how I found that out.

Do popcorn, Uncle Ned. In a minute, buddy.

Do you need any help? No, just chill out in the car.

Doodly doo. Jazz records?

Dude! What the fuck! Sorry, sorry." to everybody.

Echo? That's my sister.

Emotionally... Look,

Excuse me, ladies... Jesus.

Fighting. Fighting?

Get back.

Get your stinky feet off me. Stop tickling me!

Go fuck yourselves. River!

God, do I have to? Yes.

Good night, Mom. Sleep tight.

Good night, Riv. Good night.

Good things happen. Yeah, I'll keep that in mind, Ned.

Good. You know what?

Gorgeous girl. Your dog's name is Dolly Parton?

He ran off, scared me to death. So did she.

He so didn't say that about you. Thank you, tell her I didn't say that.

He's a douchebag. I hate his guts. But...

He's... Are you helping at all?

Hello, Mrs. Rochlin? Yes.

Hello? Oh, shoot.

Here you go, there's $300. Go home. Wait, Miranda.

Here you go. I just want to meet a real man, Ned.

Hey, guys. Hey.

Hey, guys. Hey.

Hey, man, Jeremy. Nice to meet you. How's it going? Nice to meet you.

Hey, man. Caught the master criminal here

Hey, Miranda. Hey, Ted.

Hey, Nat. Now's not a great time. Who's here?

Hey. Hey, hi.

Hey. Is this joker bothering you?

Hi, guys. You scared me to death. Dolly?

Hi, Lady Arabella. Hi.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. The Rochlin girls.

Hm! She seems kind of fun. Yeah, sex would be awesome,

Holy shit, I've destroyed my life.

Hot veg. Hot veg.

How about this? Oh! Ah!

How is this Ned's fault? A family is a very precarious thing.

How much do I owe you? Nothing.

How much? Two dollars.

How's it going? Oh. Great.

I And the future holds Yeah.

I Are one and the same Hey, man, you gonna be all right?

I bent the rules. You didn't bend the rules.

I didn't do anything. That was your one responsibility, Ned.

I didn't say that. I don't even know why I care.

I didn't say that. I love Cindy.

I do have this deadline, though. Man, I love it.

I don't care! Screw you and screw you!

I had no idea where she had gone. She's a cutie, my God.

I haven't seen Anchorman. What?!

I know. ...she's bossy.

I lived here before you lived here. it's not a contest!

I need your help, Cindy. Could you...? Really? An accident?!

I never should have let him stay. This is not Ned's fault.

I Thing that I have Not the whole thing!

I think I'm gonna throw up. Don't throw up in this tent.

I Yesterdays kisses... Buddy, you can't come with me.

I'll call you back. All right, bye.

I'll do it. I appreciate the compliment.

I'll insult you right here. I'm a pacifist. I don't play that way.

I'll let you guys do this. All right.

I'm fine, really. You're gonna be fine, man.

I'm guiding it. You're guiding it?

I'm her brother. Yeah, he's just my brother.

I'm not sleeping around! Nobody thinks that.

I'm pregnant. What?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. it's so weird.

I'm such a jerk. You're really not a jerk.

I'm the man! Louder!

I'm the man! Yes! Come on.

If only I looked more like you? What? No.

If you think that's best. Yeah.

Is that the lesbian sister? That's Nat,

It does. It does, God! I know.

It makes her feel more comfortable. Why is Tatiana naked?

It's flax. See? I mean, isn't that a food?

It's terrific. Why, because I'm not 14?

J' Scenes from the past I can't,..

J' The ole oak tree I

Jesus Christ. No.

Kun Gek Do, What were you thinking?

Kun Gek Do. What?

Let's go find Mommy. Sadie.

Let's go. Come on! How can you do this to me?

Like right now? That's right. Right now.

Look at...! I've just been shooting this stuff.

Love Major Lazer. No problem.

Man... It hurts.

Mary Jane... You know, officer...

Me, me, Ned! Why aren't you guys guessing?

Me? Date your sister? Yeah. Right.

Mine. You're so clever.

Miranda Rochlin, Vanity Fair Nice to meet you.

Mm. It's good, right?

Mmm, I don't know. No.

My Croc is stuck. Hey.

My dog, Willie Nelson. Oh, Hey, Willie.

Nat, where are my ear plugs? Night, Ned.

Ned, who just gave you $3007 You.

Ned! Hey! Jeremy, Ned. Ned, Jeremy.

Ned! Wait! That's much better.

Ned's so funny. Tell me about Uncle Ned.

Nedrick Rochlin? Yeah.

Next Thursday. When I talked to you last week,

No, he's nobody. If you're busy...

No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.

No, I'm good. What?

No, Ned, I can't. Oh, fuck.

No! No, way!

No! Nothing,

No. I'm a good neighbor.

No. Move on? Move on where?

No. I don't know. Maybe.

No... That's great. Thank you, Miranda.

Nobody's actually getting hurt. Mm hmm,

Not when you fuck somebody! Hey, Ned. What's up, man?

Obviously. Really nice, Miranda. Don't try to make me feel bad

Of course you were. I missed you so much.

Oh, my God. He needs our help.

Oh, my God. Omar.

Oh, my God. For sure. No. That was awesome.

Oh, OK, Oh, and if you need to pee?

Oh, OK. That's true,

Oh, sweet! Really?

Oh, that's River's shehnai.

Oh, this is Ned? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, definitely. When?

Oh, yeah, Ned. Oh, my God, are you...? Miranda.

Oh, yeah. Dolly?

Oh. No.

OK, No, no, no, no.

OK, guys, come on, guys. Jackass.

OK, I'll be right there. You're gonna leave right now?

OK, Ned, we're gonna play. Let's get serious, girls.

OK. Although, you might not want to

OK. Great, yeah. Good night.

OK. Thanks a lot.

OK. Good. Yeah.

OK. I feel horrible. No, it's lovely to meet you.

Plus nine, it's like... What?!

Plus nine?! Are you kidding me?

Poor guy. She's such a dick.

Put it back into the produce. Twenty bucks.

Put Willie Nelson back in the house! What?

Really? Cindy!

Really? Yeah,

Really? Where were you? Oh, I was sort of in jail.

Really. Oh!

Relax, take a breath. We have to go. Seth has a show.

Right, Janet? Yeah.

Right, Nat? For you two?

Right? What's his name?

See ya, buddy. See ya.

See you later. Jer.

Shanequa? Yeah, you know my nephew River

She always makes me do that shit. Oh, hey, man, it's all good.

So sad. Yeah,

So, where's Dylan today? He had to work.

Someone has to guide... Let go. You weren't doing anything.

Sorry about that? Why do you do that, guys?

Sorry, man. it's all right.

Sorry. He's like my best friend.

Space." No. Space Frogs!

Species of lettuce, for example... Thank you, Ned.

Sure. OK.

Sure. Whatever.

Sweetie! Hey, sweetheart. Ned! Whoa.

Take care. Hey! Hope I don't see you again.

Take this off.

Tatiana, she's... Naked.

Tell Ned we said, "Hey." Thanks, Billy.

Thank you so much. OK, I love that she paid you off,

Thank you, you too. Hi, I'm Arabella.

Thank you! Oh, God!

Thanks a lot! I'm sorry.

Thanks for coming. Seriously, though, I'd love to know...

Thanks for the tip, Ned. Thanks, Hauser.

That is a load of crap, Janet. I love that dog!

That is beautiful. She even slept with our cousin once.

That make sense? Yeah, I guess.

That stuff was private. Well...

That sucks, Ned. Yeah, it's really tough,

That was quick. I put it in.

That's awesome. Good! That's so exciting!

That's it. My 50 minutes are up?

That's right. I'm the man. Say it! Say it!

That's sweet. Aw, he is the best uncle.

That's true. I had a great time, actually.

That's what he said? Hey, Ned!

That's why I overslept. I'm so psyched

The farm looks beautiful, Janet. Oh, thanks, Liz.

The goat barn? Yeah.

The Jerk? Har har.

There you go. Thanks.

They thought you were awesome. Yes! You had the great boobs,

They're good? Yeah.

This is classic Ned. Officer, I'm his mother.

This isn't about you, Nat! It's just seduction is your thing,

This woman's been through a lot. I know.

Those were great guesses, I thought. When you put your own clue in,

to do a little modeling. That would be awesome.

Tomorrow, Operation Free Willie. Right on.

Twenty bucks? Yeah.

Uncle Ned and I found it on YouTube. YouTube? What?

Uncle Ned! Me. Ned, Ned. Nedly, Nedrick.

Wait, what? Hey, man, how's pomegranate?

We always knew it. Fuck him. Yeah, fuck him.

We are. No, you're not.

We can look around this place. Thank you,

We just gotta take you in, all right? Are you sure I can't come? I want to.

We? Yeah. Who's the man?

We'll be fine. But Willie Nelson is not your dog.

Well, biodynamic, actually. OK, Ned.

Well, I'm still taking him with me. Where?

Well, it's obvious. What's obvious?

What about sunflower seeds? They're actually good.

What about... River, come on.

What are you doing? Hey, it's his dog, man.

What are you talking about? Ned told me.

What do you mean? I mean, in your own meek, mousy way

What kind of fighting? Kun Gek Do.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Ahh!

What the fuck? Wow.

What the hell are you doing? I'm sorry.

What was that? Karate chop.

What? Even the way you say her name.

What? Sling.

What? Don't be ridiculous. Oh, no, that's not it. That's not it.

What?! Are you having sex?

What's wrong with my sister? Nothing's wrong with your sister.

When his hand has healed... Kun Gek Do.

Where, Ned? I...

which could be a little sensitive. Really, how so?

while I go and do it. Yeah.

Who the fuck is this? You're gonna blame Ned?

Who's gonna babysit my kid for free? Yeah, who?

Who's ready for charades? Me!

Who's the man? No, say it.. "I'm the man."

Whoa! That's enough! I'm so sorry.

Whoa. What are you doing here, man? They let me go early.

Why is that? I don't know, I don't know.

With Tatiana. With Tatiana, are you crazy?

Wow. Why don't you chill out in the car,

Yeah, I get that a lot. Right.

Yeah, it's me! What's going on, how's it going?

Yeah, to next week! Bye, guys. Cindy!

Yeah, we're kind of playing. You're kind of not playing.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah. Thanks so much for your advice.

Yeah? Me too. I love that movie.

Yeah. All right, man, OK.

Yeah. Been out of the workforce for a while.

Yeah. How much you need for the goat barn?

Yeah. I didn't say that.

Yeah. It was beautiful.

Yeah. This is like...

Yeah. This is like...

Yeah. Wait, wait. I'm sorry, what?

Yeah. Well done, sweetie.

Yeah. Well, what's wrong with me now?

Yeah. You,...

Yeah. She is. She's a bossy person.

Yeah. Who's Seth? I have a deadline. I'm gonna go too.

yelling, like... I was in the woods.

you and Nat weathered that storm. Yeah, we're good. We're good.

You are? Who's the man, Ned?

You could n't just fucking say yes? Sorry.

You do that, buddy. This is cool, man.

You do that, buddy. This is cool, man.

You don't have to thank me, It's OK. Thank you, Ned.

You don't sound very sorry! You thought you'd come and take him?

You done yet? No, I still can't go.

You know what I mean? What?

You know what I'm saying? I'm so sorry, I don't.

You know. Ned.

You made bail. Really? Who?

You made me raise my voice. Sorry.

You need any? I'm OK.

You really have to go? Yeah. I do.

you said it was next Thursday. Oh. It is. Next Thursday.

You said your door was always open. I did, yeah.

You're all sweaty. Babe.

You're having an affair, aren't you?

You're laughing at me. I'm not laughing at you.

You're so smart. Thanks, baby.

You're the man. I'm the man. You're the man! You're the man!

You're totally laughing. I'm laughing at the story, not you.

You're wearing food. What are you saying?

You're welcome. Let's try and ind you one woman.

Your ludicrous brother? What does it matter?

your means to self esteem. Ohh!

the South American guy, stabbing... Nat, oh, my God. Guess... Wait.

this is my sister's car, I had to... it's OK.

,..crazy to think we...

,..give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions,

,..like the slaughter of whales.

,..right back.

,..tough for me, sir. I don't really...

,..with the woman in his film, Tatiana.

..."Brother, help a brother out," you know?

...all day.

...earn it himself.

...enigmatic, erudite, wise, incandescent.

...even if I did, do you really think I'd tell you?

...is it possible that...

...it would be good to get some closure, you know?

...maybe you should wait here. I've got to do an interview with Tatiana,

...pardon me, but sexually, I don't know if I could deal with it.

...people who move in together always end up either breaking up

...this time my sister's not strangling me.

...you know, maybe he thought you gave up?

...you wouldn't happen to know where I could get some, uh...

"Father, the sleeper has awakened!"

"Father!"

"I've been a lot of candles."

"l used to be a plastic bottle."

"Trust me, I used to be a lot of candles."

"Trust me, man, I've been other candles."

[J' Carole King: “Beautiful"]