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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes, the legendary detective created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, has captivated audiences for decades through various adaptations in film, television, and even song. With his brilliant mind, keen observation skills, and unique personality, Sherlock Holmes has become an iconic character that continues to mesmerize and entertain fans worldwide.

One of the most notable portrayals of Sherlock Holmes in recent years is the hit BBC television series, "Sherlock." First premiered in 2010, this modern-day adaptation thrust Holmes into the 21st century, brilliantly portrayed by Benedict Cumberbatch. Cumberbatch brings a fresh and charismatic take on the character, captivating viewers with his sharp wit and mesmerizing deductions. Alongside him is Martin Freeman, playing the loyal and dependable Dr. John Watson, who becomes Holmes' trusted confidant and partner in solving complex crime puzzles. "Sherlock" perfectly balances thrilling detective stories with an exploration of Holmes' complex personality, making it a must-watch series.

For those who prefer the big screen experience, the 2009 film "Sherlock Holmes" directed by Guy Ritchie offers a unique and action-packed twist on the classic detective. This film stars Robert Downey Jr. as Holmes himself, portraying the character with his characteristic charm and eccentricity. Jude Law takes on the role of Dr. Watson, adding depth and humor to the partnership. The film, set in Victorian London, showcases Holmes' physicality and fighting skills in breathtaking sequences that blend seamlessly with the intricate detective work. "Sherlock Holmes" (2009) is a thrilling and enjoyable ride for both fans of the detective and those seeking an exhilarating cinematic experience.

Sherlock Holmes' influence extends beyond the confines of television and film, making its way into music as well. One notable example is the iconic song "A Study in Pink" by The Tiger Lillies. Released in 2010, this hauntingly beautiful track takes inspiration from the first episode of the "Sherlock" television series, which shares the same name. The Tiger Lillies' haunting vocals and melancholic melodies capture the essence of Holmes' enigmatic nature, creating a captivating musical experience that fans of the detective will surely appreciate. You can immerse yourself in the captivating sounds of "A Study in Pink" by The Tiger Lillies by playing and downloading it here.

Whether you choose to dive into the intricate world of "Sherlock" through the BBC television series, immerse yourself in the thrilling detective work of the 2009 film "Sherlock Holmes," or enjoy the captivating melodies of The Tiger Lillies' "A Study in Pink," the world of Sherlock Holmes offers endless entertainment and intrigue. With a cast of talented actors, each adaptation brings a unique perspective to the legendary detective's stories, making them accessible and enjoyable for both avid fans and newcomers alike. Immerse yourself in the world of Sherlock Holmes and experience the brilliance and charm of the world's greatest detective.

To listen to more Sherlock Holmes-inspired sounds, including the iconic theme song by David Arnold and Michael Price, or to watch the series and films mentioned above, you can visit the official websites or your favorite streaming platforms. Get ready to embark on captivating adventures alongside the legendary Sherlock Holmes!

A Brittany sage.
A chemical weapon distilled from cyanide and refined in the bellies of swine.
A doctor, perhaps.
A factory by the river.
A faint aroma of excrement from where you've been standing.
A few were awarded to veterans of the Afghan war...
A file with my name on it.
A future ruled...
A gateway to immeasurable power.
A gift for you.
A little rifle range would go a long way, sir...
A magnificent but simple purpose.
A man? Outside my house?
A mixture of egg and honey...
A Mr. Lewis is seeking...
A simple rigged bullet in his gun.
A small bandage on your thumb from where you've been vowing.
A stub from a boxing match. Now I can infer that he's a bit of a gambler.
A technology of that kind would be worth an untold fortune.
A touch of red brick dust on your knee from where you've been kneeling.
A very impetuous act by the boy.
Accept that this was beyond your control.
Across the Atlantic lies a colony that was once ours.
Adieu.
After all, I may be paying the rent on my own soon, thanks to you.
After you're hanged, of course.
Afternoon, sir. I put the notebooks in this one, sir.
All in good time, Lestrade.
All it took was a spark.
All others...
All that's missing is a ginger midget.
All those of you who are with me shall be protected.
Allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist...
Always a pleasure, Mr. Holmes.
Always nice to see you, Watson.
Ammonium sulfate, among other aromas.
An alibi? A beard? A human canoe.
An ancient Egyptian recipe, I believe...
An industrial worker.
An odorless, tasteless flammable liquid...
And Adler was just the diversion.
And apparently, he is cata...
And as to who you are, that took every ounce of my not inconsiderable experience.
And certainly not for a price.
And China figurines...
And eternal.
And every eye shall see him...
And every soul shall wail because of him.
And extend the boundaries of this great empire.
And he found mine.
And he is a professor.
And her family, as well.
And his loyal dog.
And I have some change in my pocket.
And I thought we were trying to be discreet.
And I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus like a caterpillar in a cocoon.
And infinitely more devious.
And lace doilies.
And neat, like all military men.
And one for the rope.
And precisely the reason you can't find a suitable ring.
And returned to England for better prospects.
And she has a beard and...
And that you'd harnessed the ultimate power.
And that's my area of expertise.
And the attempted murder of a 6th.
And the dragon gave him his power and his seat and great authority.
And the neck to remain intact.
And the order.
And the world would've followed, fear being the most powerful weapon of all.
And then the world.
And there is nothing you can do to save them.
And they're smashed open from the inside.
And this is remarkable...
And though I dirtied my fluffy white tail, I have emerged enlightened.
And upon this charge, cry:
And was therefore undetectable once the bath water was drained.
And we want to keep it that way.
And we'll bounce in 3, 2...
And when the dead walk...
And while I was setting the table, I found this:
And you between husbands. How much did you get for the ring?
And you were supposed to wait for my orders.
And you will leave my employment when I allow you to.
And you, sir, an excellent policeman. Tomski, thank you.
And you've given it to me.
And your favorite...
Anyhow, a good thing she was offended, or we may never have found you.
Anyhow, where's our witness?
Anyway.
Apprehend Lord Coward.
Approximately...
Are coded references to this system.
Are you a masochist?
Are you sure there isn't an alternative means of water transportation than that?
Are you?
Arranging for your father to drown in his own bathtub...
As a medical man, have you enjoyed my work?
As clear as I see you.
As home secretary, I have considerable influence over the police.
As per usual, nanny.
As their colleagues were dying around them.
As though a regimented flock.
As though...
As to the mystery, the only mystery is why you bothered to blindfold me at all.
As to where I am...
As you can see...
As you performed all the rituals perfectly.
At between 10 and 12 hours ago.
Back off. Back off.
Barley sugar.
Be as skeptical as you like.
Be my guest.
Beautiful grounds. There's a folly. We can throw a lamb on the spit.
Because I was looking for it.
Beg your pardon, my Lord. I know that it's unorthodox...
Begins now.
Behold, Blackwood's magic revealed.
Behold, he cometh with clouds...
Behold...
Besides, the girl's parents hired me, not the Yard.
Beyond that you'll find the tunnel that leads us to the sewers.
Beyond what your rational mind could comprehend.
Blackwood certainly seems to have got the crowd into something of a fear frenzy.
Blackwood hangs tomorrow. Read all about it.
Blackwood is your son.
Blackwood must have some transmitter that he can activate remotely.
Blackwood's come back from hell and laid a curse upon this land.
Blackwood's method is based on a ritualistic mystical system...
Block feral left. Weaken right jaw.
Both houses meet today.
Bravo, inspector. Have a cigar.
Break cracked ribs.
Bring something to cheer him up.
But beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.
But beneath your mask of logic, I sense a fragility.
But I advise you leave the case alone.
But I don't see my name in any of these articles.
But I don't think you're needed, Father. Not for this one.
But I was saved by the bread shop on Saffron Hill...
But I'm gonna have to put this on you.
But I've been wanting to do that for a long time.
But it had a surprisingly soporific effect...
But it's not murder, Mr. Holmes.
But Mr. Holmes here...
But not for you.
But our secret systems have steered the world towards good for centuries.
But she shared our beliefs.
But that's for another time.
But the cross is what we're now interested in.
But the price of quality is often the unique imprint they leave.
But what he does next will be more dangerous.
But you're too experienced to react rashly...
But your clothes say infinitely more than you could ever hope.
But your signature was clear.
But, now...
But...
By the looks of things, you're between jobs.
By us.
Can I help you, officer?
Can I see that?
Can you taste the comet?
Capacity to spit at back of head...
Care to come along?
Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
Carry on.
Case reopened.
Case solved.
Cat...
Catatonic, sir.
Cavendish Place. And there'll be a woman's touch too.
Certainly.
Charlie. Charlie!
Cheese.
Clarkie.
Clearing your good name, as it were.
Cleverly concealed in the hangman's knot was a hook.
Coal.
Come on, come on.
Come on, what's wrong?
Come on.
Come with me.
Come, drink your allegiance here.
Constable, you could do worse...
Correspondingly, the map will tell us the location of Blackwood's final act.
Couldn't see his face, but I spotted chalk on his lapel.
Couldn't you have a longer engagement?
Counter with cross to left cheek.
Create the future.
Data, data, data. I cannot make bricks without clay.
Dazed, he'll attempt wild haymaker.
Dear, my legs have fallen asleep. I should come down.
Dear.
Death followed him wherever he went.
Death...
Designed to be washed away by the rain.
Diaphragm hemorrhaging, physical recovery, 6 weeks...
Did Standish mistake it for rain as he entered the temple?
Did the devil turn up?
Did you know the opera house is featuring Don Giovanni?
Did you remember your revolver?
Did you take a wrong turning somewhere?
Didn't know you were here.
Diptera is...
Discombobulate.
Dislocate jaw entirely.
Do I complain about you practicing the violin in the morning...
Do I complain about you setting fire to my rooms?
Do you have any final words?
Do you have my money?
Do you remember The Grand?
Do you remember where I put the Lords Register of members' interests?
Do you think he's come to terms with you leaving?
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor. Miss Mary.
Does your depravity know no bounds?
Doilies.
Don't be afraid.
Don't get excited. Turn off that valve.
Don't move.
Don't touch. Everything is in its proper place...
Don't try that.
Don't worry, dear.
Don't you see that it's for their own?
Don't you think it's time you found another one?
Down.
Dredger.
Each committed at a location that has a connection with the temple...
Either that or the ginger midget wore the same Parisian perfume.
Either that or...
Elbows and arms stained with blood, but it's older than his own injuries.
Electromagnetic waves?
Employ elbow block, and body shot.
Enough to mislead a medical mind even as well trained as your own.
Even if it's to do with Mary?
Every time he wound the watch his hand would slip, hence the scratches.
Everyone has a weak spot...
Everything's gonna be fine.
Excellent question.
Excellent work.
Excuse me, my Lord...
Excuse me.
Familiar artwork.
Fare thee well.
Fashionably.
Fear is the more infectious condition.
Fear of your own child.
Fight.
Finish the job or the next dead body...
First point of attack.
First, distract target.
First, the world will see you for what you are. A fraud.
Follow these instructions.
Food for thought.
For God's sake, Holmes, cut me loose.
For its ability to induce an apparently mortal paralysis.
For only those who believe to remain.
For whom?
Forever and ever. Amen.
Formaldehyde.
Fortunately, there's nothing more stimulating...
Friends in high places. They're the ones who bailed you out.
From Mrs. Ramsey of Queen's Park.
From my pocket.
Full faculty recovery, unlikely.
Full psychological recovery, 6 months...
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen...
Get him out of my sight.
Get off out of it.
Get off out of it.
Get on with it, Holmes.
Get up and fight, come on.
Get up and fight.
Get up and fight.
Get up those stairs.
Get up.
Get what's in your hand out of my face.
Give her my best.
Give up, Holmes.
Give us a leg up, old boy.
Glad to see you two are working hard.
Gladstone is our dog.
Go on.
God save the queen, sir.
God save the queen.
God. Yeah.
Good afternoon, dear.
Good afternoon.
Good boy.
Good day, sir.
Good God.
Good lad.
Good Lord.
Good morning.
Got some flowers for you, sweetheart. Cut you a deal because you're so pretty.
Granted.
Groundskeeper saw him walking through the graveyard this morning.
Had he not also tested it on some unfortunate amphibians.
Had it worked...
Hapsburg prince to Romanov princess."
Has brought me to the threshold of a monumental discovery.
Have you lost your mind?
Have you proposed yet?
Having 7 heads and 10 horns.
Having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
He can get inside their heads.
He clearly felt something was coming to get him.
He clearly felt something was coming to get him.
He died here.
He died.
He doesn't mind.
He doesn't mind.
He had no pulse.
He has a peculiar effect on the inmates.
He just needs another case. That's all.
He killed many more, using them to enhance his powers.
He knew I'd chase her, leaving the machine accessible.
He should be able to rest now.
He suggested I widen my gaze and, at minimum, I have done just that.
He walks in every shadow and every puff of smoke.
He was attempting to combine...
He was boring and jealous, and he snored.
He was conceived during one of our rituals.
He went missing the day you stopped Lord Blackwood.
He'd better.
He'd say that it was worth the wounds.
He's a professor, isn't he?
He's been making some serious accusations about you...
He's buried in Blackwood's tomb.
He's cost us the rent more than once.
He's demonstrating the very effect I've just described.
He's essential to my plan.
He's far too fond of himself for that.
He's getting his troops lined up.
He's gonna raise a force that will alter the course of world.
He's gonna raise a force that will alter the world.
He's in Scotland Yard's mortuary.
He's just as brilliant as you are...
He's killed the dog. Again.
He's left it there on purpose.
He's not a butcher, let me see.
He's over there.
Head cocked to the left...
Heel kick to diaphragm.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello.
Her emerald bracelet has disappeared.
Here, I brought you these, all the way from Syria.
Here's the key.
Hiding a blade of high tensile steel.
High up where it's warm and dry, or in a linen cupboard with a vent.
His eyes were wide open and the only thing missing was his ring.
His eyes were wide open, and the only thing missing was...
His feet were of a bear, his mouth was of a lion...
His mother wasn't my wife...
His neck didn't survive the impact of Dredger landing on him.
His power grows daily.
His resurrection is evidence of that.
His ring, sir.
His secret lies in the book of spells.
His secret lies in the book of spells. This is the source of his power.
Hold the door.
Holmes, as your doctor...
Holmes, hurry up.
Holmes!
Holmes!
Holmes!
Holmes!
Holmes.
Holmes.
Holmes.
Holmes.
Holmes.
Holmes.
Holmes. Where are you going?
Holmes...
Hope my client doesn't come looking for a refund.
How am I complaining? I never complain.
How did you lure them in?
How did you manage it, Holmes?
How did you see that?
How fascinating that an astronomical event can affect the quality...
How is it going with our case you refuse to take?
How many members of Parliament do you intend to murder at noon today?
How so?
How terrible is wisdom...
Hydrated rhododendron.
I better take over, there. Bit tricky down here.
I can find my own way if you have other duties to perform.
I can't but agree.
I could deduce very little from my investigation.
I could procure a couple of tickets if you had any cultural inclinations this evening.
I couldn't but notice a criminal mastery in the stroke of your brush.
I daresay we have the right man, gentlemen.
I didn't leave him.
I don't know what to make of this.
I don't know why it's taken him so long to introduce us properly.
I don't want to run anymore.
I feel safer already.
I found Reordan.
I found these exquisite dates in Jordan...
I found your man.
I fulfilled my contract.
I guarantee you nobody knows London's waterways better.
I have a pile of detective novels at home.
I have returned from beyond the grave to fulfill England's destiny...
I have to go see Mary.
I have your winnings from last night.
I have.
I haven't slept all night.
I hope you get bail by breakfast, because the boys are getting hungry.
I hope you know what you're doing.
I just have a small point of concern.
I just picked it up.
I knew she'd been engaged.
I know that you care for him as much as I do.
I know what I saw.
I like the hat.
I love what you've done with the place.
I managed it with braces, belts and a coat hook.
I much prefer to travel in the winter.
I must attend to my other patients.
I need you to find someone.
I need you.
I need you.
I need your help.
I need your pipe.
I nominate Lord Blackwood as head of the order.
I once met a man who predicted his own death...
I pronounced the man dead myself.
I rather wish you hadn't done that, Irene.
I reenacted the ceremony we interrupted at the crypt...
I see 2 men. Brothers.
I see patterned tablecloths...
I see you're the attending physician at Blackwood's hanging.
I see.
I see.
I should be in within the week.
I simply wanted to know the location of Blackwood's ceremony...
I smell gunpowder. It's not right, you know, not in a domestic environment.
I snipped this off a rather recumbent rat at the slaughterhouse.
I stood upon the sand of the sea and saw a beast rise up...
I suppose you already have some notion as to the practices of our order.
I think that's quite enough.
I think you'll find all the information you need inside.
I told you he'd be coming out the top window.
I told you to let it breathe.
I understand.
I wager he'll have our man within the next 24 hours.
I want it back.
I want what Reordan was making for Blackwood.
I warned you, Holmes, to accept that this was beyond your control...
I was simply studying your methods...
I was simply testing a new anesthetic.
I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution.
I was, admittedly, lost for a moment between Charing Cross and Holborn.
I will create an empire that will endure for millennia...
I will use that as a weapon...
I won't be chasing you anymore.
I won't go in, not while he's got a gun in his hand.
I wonder if they'd let Watson and me dissect your brain.
I wondered.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
I, using musical theory, have created order out of chaos.
I'd keep an eye on that dowry.
I'd leave that alone if I were you, boy o.
I'd say the girl deserves your attention more than he.
I'd wager there's a piece missing.
I'd wager there's some deformity tha'd be scientifically significant.
I'll be the last sane thought in your head.
I'll have you in there playing Victoria and Albert quicker than a bookie's runner.
I'll leave this in your capable hands.
I'll probably be a factory by the river.
I'll revolutionize warfare.
I'll suck the iron right out of the ink as long as it's not too burnt.
I'll... I'll go and check.
I'm a doctor.
I'm a doctor.
I'm afraid sewage workers found his body just this morning, sir.
I'm concerned you underestimate the gravity of coming events.
I'm curious, Coward. Did you assist Blackwood in all the murders...
I'm gonna get after Blackwood.
I'm Irene Adler again.
I'm just so...
I'm not sensitive.
I'm sure it's quite a mystery as to where you are and who I am.
I'm taking you to either the railway station or the police station.
I'm terribly sorry to inconvenience you, sir...
I've already read it.
I've been reviewing my notes on our exploits over the last 7 months.
I've been studying her comings and goings.
I've got a public in frenzy out there. If you don't fill me in...
I've heard so much about you.
I've hit a dead end, literally.
I've loaded the last of your boxes, sir.
I've never been in over my head.
I've never known a professor to carry a gun, and on such a clever contraption.
I've never seen anything like it. Look at this.
I've never woken up in handcuffs before.
I've told you nothing.
If any man have an ear, let him hear.
If I change to atonal clusters...
If I had, you'd be cleaning up a corpse and chasing a rumor.
If I'm in danger, so are you.
If only just a sense.
If the rest of his family's dead, how long do you expect to survive?
If you don't mind.
If you lot don't stop behaving like quivering milkmaids, you're on double time.
If you still need him.
If you would, captain...
Imagine being able to control any device...
Impeccable timing, Lestrade.
In another life, you'd have made an excellent criminal.
In fact, I may well have reconciled thousands of years of theological disparity.
In fact, I think he enjoyed it.
In fact, the little details are by far the most important.
In over your head yet, darling?
In Sir Thomas's secret chamber, I found the bone of an ox...
In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, 3 ribs cracked, 4 broken...
In the sewers beneath Parliament less than an hour ago.
In this instance...
In whose headquarters we now sit...
Indeed, sir.
Indeed.
Indeed. And chambermaids were once such a liberal breed.
Indeed. Congratulations, Lestrade.
Indestructible...
India blue's nearly impossible to wash off.
Individually. I've been at it for 6 hours.
Inevitably one begins to twist facts to suit theories...
Ingenious.
Instead of theories to suit facts.
Instead, they would've believed it was magic...
Insurance swindle. Lord Radford likes fast women and slow ponies.
Interesting assessment.
Irene Adler was here.
Is a boy of 8.
Is here.
Is it candy floss? Molasses?
Is it November?
Is it poisoned, nanny?
Is only the beginning.
Is that better?
Is that the best you can do?
Is theoretically possible.
Is there ink on my face?
It appears he's come back from the grave, sir.
It can seem a little far fetched though sometimes...
It does make a considerable difference to me...
It doesn't matter.
It looks like...
It makes you quite invaluable as a companion.
It really is quite a thrill to meet you, Mr. Holmes.
It seems you have lots of rooms to let.
It was Blackwood.
It was in the pantry, sir.
It was our last case together and I wanted to see it through to the end.
It will be again.
It's a band saw.
It's a long journey from here to the rope.
It's a matter of professional integrity.
It's a shame you made an enemy out of Blackwood, Holmes.
It's a widely held belief...
It's all right.
It's happening, whether you like it or not.
It's infamous in the region of Turkey bordering the Black Sea...
It's like he's burning from the inside out.
It's Lord Blackwood, sir. He...
It's made up of 4 parts: The foot of a lion, the tail of an ox...
It's mercy.
It's more than technicality, you see.
It's not working.
It's nothing to do with me, but I advise you leave the case alone.
It's on the stepladder.
It's the first combination of bascule and suspension bridge ever attempted.
It's the future, Watson.
It's the most apt prediction Flora has made in years.
It's warm in here, Watson.
It's...
John Watson?
John, shouldn't we help him down?
Judging by the sacred ox on your ring...
Judging by your arsonist tool kit...
Just a figure of speech, old boy.
Just get out of here, sir. Go, sir, go.
Just joking about the wife, sir.
Just keep it under your hat.
Just one minute, boys.
Just Watson.
Keep your money. I didn't say I'll take the case.
Knew I forgot something.
Lace doilies? Holmes.
Ladies first.
Lady Radford reports...
Le's go.
Le's see now, there are several sets of initials scored...
Le's see what he was trying to dispose of.
Leave now. Disappear. You're good at that.
Lestrade, what of the coffin?
Let it breathe.
Let me guess.
Let me show you how much I've enjoyed it.
Let me take your weight.
Let's not dwell on the past.
Let's see, then. There's a letter here...
Like the guard who pretended to be possessed outside your cell.
Like the sandstone slab that covered your tomb.
Like what?
Listen to the rabble outside.
Listen...
London's so bleak this time of year.
Look at the crest.
Look at this.
Look at those towering structures.
Look at you.
Lord Blackwood.
Lord Blackwood.
Lord Blackwood's put him under some kind of spell, sir.
Lord Chief Justice, tha'd be your official title.
Lord Coward has issued a warrant for your arrest, sir.
Lord Henry Blackwood...
Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
M for Mary, for marriage. You will be married.
Ma'am.
Mad honey disease.
Madam, I need you to remain calm and trust me, I'm a professional.
Made a proper idiot out of you.
Magic will lead the way.
Making grand assumptions out of tiny details.
Man, ox, eagle, lion.
Map.
Maple syrup?
Margaux '58. A comet vintage.
Martial efficacy, quarter of an hour.
Mary said I had a lousy doctor.
Mary, don't worry, he's seen far worse.
Mary, look at the ring he's given us.
Mary.
Mary's coming.
May I borrow your pen?
Meat...
Merely our fears.
Miss Mary Morstan.
Missing person:
More coal, doctor.
More importantly...
Moriarty.
Moriarty.
Most innovative.
Most recent of which are "M. H." M. H. M. H. Is for?
Move it. Move it.
Mr. Holmes, apologies for summoning you like this.
Mr. Holmes, we have an order for your arrest, sir.
Mr. Holmes, you must widen your gaze.
Mr. Holmes?
Mr. Holmes?
Mr. Holmes.
Mr. Holmes.
Mrs. Hudson.
Much obliged, sir. Thank you, sir.
My 10 minutes are up.
My brother, Mycroft, has a small estate near Chichester.
My colleague's probably just putting up a painting.
My goodness. What a pleasure.
My initial approach was far too narrow.
My journey took me somewhat further down the rabbit hole than I had intended...
My Lord, I can't feel my cheeks. Might we continue this at ground level?
My Lord.
My lords.
My lords.
My lords.
My lucky day.
My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems. Give me work.
My nerves are the best they've been in years, thanks to you.
My powers and my assets were given to me for one purpose.
My wife's a chambermaid, sir.
Naked.
Name your price.
Neutralized.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never.
Nine Elms.
No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not.
No man can control.
No matter, we have plenty of time.
No one could prove anything, of course, but we all knew.
No sign of a break in and the butler didn't hear a thing.
No, "you" means you.
No, but I don't care much what you think.
No, he won't.
No, I don't agree.
No, it's a "you're in over your head, Irene" visit.
No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream.
No, no. Hammer and nail, wasn't it?
No, not a clue.
No, old cock. I've no business with him whilst he's alive.
No, sir. I am not.
No!
None of it human.
Nonetheless, I confess to being completely outmatched.
Not a wink.
Not in blood, but in bond.
Not sure.
Not sure. Something mechanical.
Not that I'm pining for New Jersey.
Not the poison.
Not us.
Note the blue discoloration, the faint smell of bitter almonds.
Now fracture.
Now that you're sitting comfortably, I shall begin.
Now we know what the ginger midget was working on.
Now you're not making any sense.
Now, 5 minutes here and we'll go home.
Now, clean up and make yourself presentable.
Now, I check his pockets.
Now, if I play a chromatic scale...
Now, it's 7 minutes to noon. What are we gonna do?
Now, please tell me you have answers.
Now, the medical mystery. We must restore your reputation, Watson.
Now, Watson's alive.
Now, what have we got here?
Now, you get down there and you bring that coffin up now.
Now, you need to work.
Now.
Nut him!
Observe.
Of course he does.
Of course he was.
Of the bullets that killed him.
Of the wine.
Olives from the Cyclades.
On the 12th chime, I will summon the dark powers.
On the northwest corner of St. James's Square, I think.
Once the people of England see our newfound power...
Only a name and no picture.
Only conjuring tricks.
Only the lion remaining.
Or just another souvenir?
Or just the one I prevented?
Or potatoes?
Or stay and volunteer for protective custody.
Or your mess, your lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?
Or, by the time you realize you made all of this possible...
Or, in this case, more likely, father and son.
Oriental pearls, diamonds, a flawless ruby. Hardly the gems of a governess.
Others required more elaborate preparations...
Otherwise, he'd still be alive.
Our home.
Panic. Sheer bloody panic, sir.
Paper.
Parliament.
Partial deafness in ear.
Pay attention.
Peculiar.
Permission to enter the armory?
Phosphorous.
Please don't underestimate him.
Please, enough.
Please, my tongue is going, I'll be of no use to you at all.
Please.
Pleasure is mine.
Point blank range?
Probably comes from a larger container. I'll either be in the pantry...
Professor Moriarty.
Properly, this time.
Put her in the back of the Moriah.
Putrefaction.
Queenshithe Slaughterhouse.
Ready.
Really? I think not.
Relax...
Reordan is the key to what Blackwood was doing.
Reordan was working with Blackwood.
Reordan was working with Blackwood.
Reordan, the ginger midget, represents man.
Required more modern science.
Revelations 1:18. "I am he that liveth, and was dead."
Right away, sir.
Right down to the number and the placement...
Right here.
Right on all counts, Mr. Holmes, apart from one.
Right, lads. That's it.
Right, you, you're out.
Right.
Right.
Right. At what stage of the process? Contemplative?
Right. How many men did you count on the...?
Right. I'll keep it with your checkbook, locked safely away in my drawer.
Right. Put the lid on and clean this lot up.
Right. Scratches around the keyhole where the watch was wound.
River silt.
Rubbing the calluses off these German bands.
Run off.
Sacrifice.
Sadly...
Save me!
Save your bullets, Watson.
Scribbles.
Secret Service have it, sir. They've taken over the case.
See his walking stick? A rare African snakewood...
Shall I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
Shall we?
Share the belief with the kings, pharaohs and emperors of old...
She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
She followed you here, Holmes.
She had told me.
She loves an entrance, your muse.
She was a powerful practitioner...
She's scared of him.
She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice.
Sheer bloody panic, sir. Panic.
Sherlock Holmes, Ambassador Standish from America...
Sherlock Holmes.
Shoot him. Now, please.
Shortly my friend will pronounce you dead and I thought I might keep him company.
Shot in the head.
Should the authorities ask me to hunt you down.
Shouldn't be long now, though.
Show me your face, i'll be the end of your world.
Simply by sending a command via radio waves.
Since he rose from the grave, Blackwood has killed 3 men...
Since this room is no longer yours, do you mind if I utilize it?
Since your last case.
Sir Thomas is dead.
Sir Thomas, master of the temple, wore the ox ring.
Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me right away.
Sir!
Sir.
So body in the bathtub...
So case closed...
So consider it done, I'll stop him.
So glad you could accept my invitation.
So I can assume he's a decorated soldier.
So I'll have to find out the hard way?
So it looks like you'll be needing to work outside the law now...
So Moriarty was after a piece of the machine...
So now you're curious as to whether there's a larger game afoot.
So that's me, finished.
So that's no to the opera, then?
So we have man, the ox, eagle.
So we'll take it back.
So why don't you regale me with your stories of conspiracy?
So...
So...
Solve this.
Some kind of sorcery and scientific formula.
Somehow I knew you wouldn't leave.
Someone has to stop him, even if you won't.
Something did.
Specifically designed to prevent us from disarming it.
Standish, ambassador to America...
Steel your mind, Holmes.
Steel your mind, Holmes. Widen your gaze.
Step lively.
Storm's coming.
Straighten your tie.
Strong, brave, born to be a man of action.
Suicide is not in his repertoire.
Suit yourself, mother hen.
Summary of prognosis, conscious in 90 seconds.
Take this man to the infirmary, now.
Take us under the bridge, port side, 100 yards.
Taking tea with the in laws.
Tea, Mr. Holmes?
Technically, that isn't the top window, is it, sailor boy?
Tell me something.
Tell me, doctor...
Than a case where everything goes against you.
Than to check the ground under the rear windows for any footprints.
Thank heaven you're here. I'd almost run out of jokes.
Thank you, Captain Philips. Perhaps a nice cup of tea?
Thank you, Lestrade.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for that, by the way.
Thanks, doctor.
That a supernatural explanation to this case...
That could be all day.
That I would get to have tea with Mary's parents is beyond me...
That is the end of Lord Blackwood.
That leads directly to Parliament. Within seconds...
That migh've been a challenge for me...
That said, I believe Adler's midget is the key to this.
That suppresses the sound of a gunshot.
That the sphinx was a door to another dimension...
That was activated by the combination of copper and water...
That will twist the very fabric of nature.
That within the architecture of the great cities...
That worries me.
That you spent some time abroad wearing it proudly...
That.
That's a good one. He's such a tit.
That's been employed by the Temple of the Four Orders for centuries.
That's his name.
That's it, big man, we're done.
That's not Blackwood.
That's not quite right, is it?
That's of no consequence to you, is it?
That's precisely why I hired you.
That's the Irene I know.
That's why I find this modern religious fervor so troubling.
That's why we're all here.
That's why we're here.
The area you're looking for is Nine Elms.
The beast which I saw was like a leopard.
The benefit of being a consulting detective...
The boy was a curse.
The carriage forked left, then right, a telltale bump over the Fleet Conduit.
The Civil War has made them weak.
The curious case of Mrs. Hudson, the absentee landlady.
The danger is they can also be used for more nefarious purposes.
The death of Standish was a real mystery...
The decent thing to do is to catch the killer, not provide comfort for the corpse.
The devil is due a soul, I'd say.
The end is nigh.
The first of its kind.
The fraternity who silently control the empire...
The gas will travel up that shaft and filter through the ventilation system...
The headquarters of the Temple of the Four Orders where he died...
The inspector's been over to Baker Street himself this morning, sir.
The jewels you are not wearing tell us more.
The letters on your desk are addressed to Sir Thomas Rotheram.
The lion is Parliament, isn't it?
The living will fill these coffins.
The man's in shock. He may need a few moments.
The mud on your boots from where you've been walking.
The new order...
The only baker to use a certain French glaze on their loaves...
The points of the star represent the 5 murdered girls...
The question is not if, but how.
The question is, to what end.
The ring is gone, but the lighter skin suggests...
The simplest involved paying people off...
The slag on his trousers should put him squarely in...
The sooner, the better.
The surgeon should be along shortly.
The time has come...
The time. I have to get back, Holmes.
The tooth of a lion, the feather of an eagle and hair of a man.
The train will depart when I tell it to.
The train's been delayed, madam.
The unholy murder of 5 innocent young women...
The wings of an eagle, and the head of a man.
The wire free invention was the game all along.
The witness stated that he saw Lord Blackwood rise from the grave.
Their government is as corrupt and as ineffective as ours...
Then block his blind jab.
Then he's tall for his age. He flicked ink at you today.
Then you, too, could serve a greater purpose.
Then you'll be hanged.
There are 2 drops on your ear, in fact.
There is a toxin refined from the nectar of the rhododendron ponticum.
There is consolation in the knowledge that he could be of service to his fellow man.
There is one odor I can't quite put my finger on.
There isn't any time to waste then, is there?
There isn't any way he'd be coming over that terrace.
There was never any magic.
There you are.
There's a good boy.
There's a particular beer in their batter. A northern stout, to be exact.
There's enough of that in you already.
There's no measurable response.
There's nothing more elusive than an obvious fact.
There's nothing of interest for me out there, on earth, at all.
There's nothing wrong with your face.
There's one thing you've failed to deduce from the watch.
There's only one case that intrigues me at present:
There's someone I want to see.
Therefore the system.
These appear to be designed to receive a signal of some sort.
These German locks always give me trouble.
These men are with me, Standish...
These powers that you're playing with...
These slabs are half a ton each if they're a pound...
They appear most sinister.
They cleared something away from here not minutes ago.
They didn't know you'd given them the antidote.
They gave me our old room.
They should be able to give us an address.
They worshiped the dragon, which gave power.
They worshiped, saying, "Who is like unto the beast?"
They'll bow down in fear.
They're practically interesting.
They're your adventures. I'd like to read them.
This game was designed to hurt.
This is a riddle you cannot solve.
This is beyond your control.
This is not your responsibility, it was his choice.
This man intrigues me, Watson. He's got Adler on edge.
This mustn't register on an emotional level.
This way, Mr. Holmes.
This woman needs a hospital immediately.
Those 5 girls were not the first to be butchered.
Those lives were a necessity.
Though not enough to survive giving birth to him.
Thought we might have a little tea party.
Time of death?
To control them...
To create a new future.
To fully understand the system, to get inside it...
To the fear.
To which the barman says, "May I push in your stool?"
Toffee apple.
Together with identical outer ears, which are only passed down through bloodline...
Tomorrow at noon, we take the first step towards a new chapter in our history.
Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it will end.
Took the shrapnel out myself.
Traumatize solar plexus.
Until next time, Big Joe.
Until you used the same compound to blow up the wharf.
Until you were informed of its true, modest worth.
Upon his heads were the name of blasphemy.
Very clever of Reordan to find a paralytic...
Very clever.
Very distinctive, those handmade shoes of yours.
Very few people are privy to that information...
Very glad that you're...
Very good, Watson.
Was it a small caliber bullet?
Was it in the cupboard or the pantry?
Watson, grab a compass. "You" means "us."
Watson, I am in the process of inventing a device...
Watson, this is exceptional.
Watson!
Watson.
Watson.
Watson. Don't.
Watson...
We ain't done yet.
We are giving the weak masses a strong shepherd.
We are protected.
We believe the sergeant was our first man on the scene.
We don't actually have to disarm the device...
We don't expect you to share our faith...
We found his body here.
We had to move the prisoners, sir. Otherwise we were gonna have a riot.
We have a barter system.
We have no need of your lucky heather, gypsy woman.
We just have to remove the cylinders.
We know you don't believe in magic, Mr. Holmes.
We know you don't believe in magic.
We should help the doctor.
We take power at noon.
We want you to find him and stop him before he does.
We will remake the world...
We? Holmes, if I were to go to the country, it would be with my future wife.
We'll give you any assistance that we can.
We'll need a container to direct the blast. My clay pipe should service that ambition.
We'll see about that.
We're safe now.
We've checked everything, sir.
We've done our best to stop him, but it's not enough.
We've done our last case together.
We've one for the doctor...
Well done, old boy.
Well done. That should lead us to Blackwood, dead or alive.
Well, agreed, but it's a huge mistake to theorize before one has data.
Well, at least that solves the great mystery as to how you became inspector.
Well, Blackwood's had his hand in just about everything that's corrosive to the spirit.
Well, consider it a wager that you will.
Well, gentlemen...
Well, I may not have a choice.
Well, I'm...
Well, inspector, I have 5 minutes before my next engagement...
Well, London will breathe a sigh of relief.
Well, now we have a firm grasp of the obvious.
Well, perhaps you'll have better luck opening that.
Well, the executioner attached it to a harness...
Well, we've still got a moment.
Well, with all due respect, Mr. Holmes, you know John very well.
Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes.
Well, you've got your ring and I've got my address for the ginger midget.
Well?
Well...
Well...
Well...
Well...
Well...
Were there powder burns on his eyebrows?
What a coincidence.
What about a complete stranger?
What an industrious empire.
What are the facts?
What are you waiting for?
What did he want?
What have you done to Gladstone now?
What have you done?
What if we trusted each other?
What is that?
What is that?
What of Mary?
What some call the dark arts, or practical magic.
What started merely as an experiment...
What the hell's going on here, Charlie?
What was that about saving bullets?
What we need is a controlled explosion.
What were you doing?
What you doing? Can't you see where you're going?
What you need is a rest.
What?
What'll I do when you leave, doctor? He'll have the whole house down.
What's he done now, lost his way to Scotland Yard?
What's that?
What's the major concern?
What's the meaning of this, Coward? Why have you called this meeting?
What's this all about, then, Blackwood?
Whatever he was working on, he clearly succeeded.
Whatever it takes.
When are you moving in?
When Blackwood invited me to Pentonville Prison...
When do I complain that you experiment on my dog?
When it brings no profit to the wise.
When triggered, the electrodes...
Where did that come from?
Where I do take issue is your campaign to sabotage my relationship with Mary.
Where is Blackwood's device now?
Where the eagle has been the national emblem for over 100 years.
Where was it, precisely?
Where you deliberately withhold your plans from me? Why else?
Where's the inspector?
Which I'm certain will disperse once his feet have stopped twitching.
Which is why Miss Adler is so desperate to find him.
Which is why the lady for whom you work lent you that.
Which makes this a social visit.
Which makes you either brothers...
Which makes you the next loose end to be snipped.
While my heart went out to the families of the victims...
Who are you working for?
Who do you think won the match, Clarkie?
Who you really are is, of course, another matter entirely.
Whoever killed Reordan was covering their tracks...
Why are you always so suspicious?
Why couldn't you just come away with me?
Why did you drain the water?
Why else would I continually be led into situations...
Why I ever believed...
Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal?
Why that certain chips stall, I don't understand.
Why they thought you'd require any assistance is beyond me.
Why would I not be invited to my brother's country home?
Widen your gaze.
Will be Sherlock Holmes.
Will perish.
Will send a charge converting the chemical into gas.
Will the train be departing on time?
With a few enhancements of my own.
With diamond shaped hazel flecks...
Woman!
Woman.
Won't be moving with you, will he?
Woolwich Arsenal. Limehouse Chemical Works.
Would you like to know my conclusion?
Yellow flame, green bursts.
Yes, as you should.
Yes, except that they're welded in.
Yes, for now.
Yes, Holmes. All right.
Yes, killing a lot of people.
Yes, well done. Shall we?
Yes, well, standard procedure, I suppose.
Yes, yes. Gently, gently, Watson. Be gentle with me...
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. But at least they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
Yet it burned with an unusual pinkish hue.
Yet none of this explains Blackwood's lack of pulse.
Yet she works for him.
You 4 stay here and the rest of you come with me.
You all right?
You and Blackwood laid the final touches to your ceremony...
You and I are bound together on a journey that will twist the very fabric of nature.
You and I are bound together on a journey...
You are a doctor, after all.
You are Blackwood's last request.
You are sentenced to death for the practice of black magic...
You are terrified of a life without the thrill of the macabre.
You broke off the engagement...
You cannot stop him! No one can!
You control the police, now use them.
You decide.
You deduced that how?
You do know what you're drinking is meant for eye surgery?
You don't have to. Give me the paper.
You don't know where my rugby ball went, do you?
You found a sense of humor, doctor.
You got the next best thing.
You had it broken before your burial, then put back together using an adhesive.
You have fulfilled nothing.
You have the grand gift of silence, Watson.
You have the same irises, a rare dark green...
You have to admit, Holmes...
You know damn well what he's capable of.
You know, Holmes, I've seen things in war I don't understand.
You know, it's been 3 months...
You led your lamb to slaughter.
You look gorgeous.
You lot, shut up!
You made the front page.
You must accept that this is beyond your control...
You must widen your gaze. Widen your gaze.
You really believe he was resurrected?
You see, 5 lives might have been spared.
You seem surprised.
You seem surprised.
You took your time, Holmes.
You wear a jacket.
You weren't there, so I made your customary bet.
You won, congratulations.
You would have made a valuable ally.
You would not last one day in the navy.
You.
You'd better hope that it's nothing more than superstition...
You'll be pleased to know Lestrade performed perfectly.
You're early.
You're here to burn down the building and extinguish all evidence therein.
You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
You're not human.
You're not listening.
You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
You're the head of the Temple of the Four Orders...
You've been in this room for 2 weeks. I insist, you have to get out.
You've come a long way down from the House of Lords.
You've developed considerable deductive powers of your own.
You've never complained about my methods before.
Your bail's been posted.
Your boys have done a magnificent job obliterating any potential evidence.
Your error of judgment is to assume that I'm holding the brush at all.
Your followers in Parliament would have watched unharmed...
Your job was to manipulate Holmes' feelings for you...
Your mistake is to imagine that anything earthly's led to this moment.
Your new premises...
Your reputation and the inmates' fear did the rest.
Your work in the crypt was more akin to a finger painting.
1.
2, throat. Paralyze vocal cords. Stop screaming.
2/3 of an inch which would put the time of death...
3 minutes, 10 seconds.
3 more will die, and there is nothing you can do to save them.
3 more will die...
3, got to be heavy drinker. Floating rib to the liver.
4, finally, dragging left leg. Fist to patella.
5 meaningless creatures called to serve a greater purpose.
8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket.
156 over 80. Very good.
Adler's dwarf. Midget.
Allow me to explain. Allow me.
And I will rise again. Bon voyage.
And what happens if I do this? What?
Are you wearing a false...? False nose? No.
Aren't you...? Go.
Can you manage? Course I can.
Charlie's 7, actually. Charlie?
Clarkie? Sir?
Coat. Got it.
Dinner? The Royale? Wonderful. My favorite.
Do you have my cut from the fight? Admit it.
Do you? I do.
Don't give it away here. No.
Enough. Are they extensive?
Fight. Fight. Get him.
Finish it. Come on.
Get out of the way, you lowlifes! Right this way.
Get that out of my face. It's not. It's in my hand.
Give me my money! Holmes. Admit it!
Gladstone. Stop him before he gets to the front door.
having been talked into going with you. We were set upon. It was self defense.
He'll be as right as a trivet in no time. As your friend...
He'll do it. Well done, Miss Adler.
He's not feeling very well. Yes.
Her husband's disappeared. He's in Belgium with the scullery maid.
His power grows daily. This is the source of his power.
Hold on there. I can't.
Holmes. You were engaged.
Holmes. What are you doing? Nothing.
How can I help? I'd followed the murders with interest.
I am psychologically disturbed. How so?
I do have a parting query, Sir Thomas. What is that?
I don't think you do. You're overtired.
I don't think... I don't know that...
I have an appointment with Mary. It's not my reputation that's at stake here.
I insist. You insist?
I'd like it back. We agreed.
I'll tell you everything. I wish you would.
I'm merely the channel. My only wish is that I caught you sooner.
I'm not complaining. What do you call this?
In here, chaps. Where would you like me...
Indeed. You're not taking this seriously, are you?
It's known as... What's wrong with Gladstone?
It's Lord Blackwood, sir. I've never been in over my head.
It's not working. Keep calm.
It's quieter downstairs. Mrs. Hudson?
It's time to press on. What could she possibly need?
Jasmine bath salts, sir. Superb.
Maddison and Haig. Maddison and Haig.
Midget. So you agree?
Most engaging. Very clever.
Mr. Holmes? Clarkie.
Nine Elms. Sorry, what?
No latitude for misunderstanding. Faith runs right over reason, sir.
No, I haven't found the right ring. Then it's not official.
No, thank you. You need to hear what I have to tell.
No. She turns to fat...
Not at dinner. Some other time.
Not available. You're meeting her, Holmes.
Our dog. On the dog.
Our rooms. The rooms.
Out of common decency. Crime is common, logic is rare.
Pawnbrokers' marks. Excellent.
Potassium, magnesium. Sultaphytic acid.
Reckon your future, sir? Absolutely not.
Right, you've had your fun. What's she after, anyway?
Right. Clean yourself up.
Right. It's nothing to do with me...
Right. What?
Right. Pick him up, lads. Yes, sir.
Same time next week. Come along, captain.
Scribbles? Notes.
Shall I look after it for you? No, no.
She misinterpreted my intention entirely. Naturally, sir.
Should be just there. I think she'll really like this.
Sir? The rugby match.
Solve this. Are you, Holmes?
Take Watson. I intend to.
Tanner? Sir?
Tanner's practically a fish himself. He certainly drinks like one.
Tell me that that wasn't... That wasn't.
Telltale traces of cyanide. Cyanide.
Thank you. What's in these, John?
That was gunfire. No.
That was my waistcoat. We agreed it's too small for you.
The game's afoot. Follow your spirit...
The newspapers got wind of it? That's what we're trying to avoid.
Those days are behind me. Right behind you.
Thought I'd left the stove on. You did.
to put him, sir? Anywhere is fine.
Tomorrow, at midday, the world will end. I've got a public in frenzy.
Waiter? Your student...
Watson? Right.
We are in the process of bringing it up. I see.
Well, certainly, if we must... No, not you. Mary and I.
Well, that's marvelous. Indeed.
Well? You pronounced him dead.
What a busy afterlife you're having. I want you to bear witness.
What can you tell about me? You?
What does it do? It's a chemical weapon.
What does that tell you? The man was likely a drunk.
What is it is this time, Clarkie? It's one of our sergeants, sir.
What is it? Well, it's the middle window.
What of the warts? She's covered in warts.
Which is it to be? Careful.
Which is no mean feat. She's intimidated.
Which will it be? What...?
Who is he? The man who tried to kill you at Reordan's.
Wilkie Collins, Poe. It's true.
Will you allow me to explain? I wish you would.
Worse things could happen. John.
Yes. You're feeling sensitive.
You are not... What, invited?
You got all you needed from Coward? Yes, I smoked him out with relative ease.
You remember we discussed this. The lady insists.
You scalp diver. Get off out of it.
You're a governess. Well done.
You're free this evening? Absolutely.
You're too kind. However, by comparison...
Your colleague... Yes?
"All in good time"? Is this some parlor game where we guess what you're thinking?
"And behold, I'm alive for evermore."
"And on the 3rd day"...
"God for Harry, England and St. George."
"Missing naval documents lead to resignation of Bulgarian prime minister."
"Scandalous affair ends engagement of...
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