Bad Trip Edit

A champagne toast to my best friend, Bud.

A relic.

A towel over this when we ain't filming.

About 5'5".

About a woman before.

African American. Lighter than you.

After you.

Ah, this is it.

Ah!

Ain't nobody worried about that.

All right, bro.

All right, bro. I'll talk to you soon.

All right, Eric, let's set test the rig.

All right, goose bumps or whatever.

All right, sir.

All right, start revving it.

All right, whatever you say, man. I'm down.

All right.

All right. Nice! I made it.

All right. So, you're about to see Maria.

All right. Whoo!

All you do is make stupid ass decisions.

All you do is think about yourself, man.

Allow me. Ladies first.

And action.

And back again

And change your voice a bit if you can.

And comment you're a chef?

And everything's all good? Huh?

And for a lot of reasons

And Gideon is really, really good at jumping.

And have the adventure of a lifetime

And he is our primary ambassador wolf over here.

And he's got that song.

And her name is Maria

And her name is Maria

And her name is Maria

And her name is Maria

And her name is Maria

And here.

And I don't think you ever show anywhere.

And I finally mustered up the courage to ask her out.

And I just wanna see how you'll react to it.

And I knew right then and there

And I know you probably never wanna talk to me

And I salute your shorts.

And I think I figured out a way

And I want to start a new life with you.

And I was bummed out

And I was wondering. I was like, "She's strong."

And I'll just get shot by everybody.

And I'm done with it.

And I'm gonna go see Megyn Kelly,

And I'm gonna just start all over, man.

And I'm so grateful I had you by my side.

And I'm sorry, man.

And if he's really your friend,

And if we wait here till the police come, we going to jail.

And if you guys have been friends

And just apologize like that and I just forgive you

And just talk how you always talk,

And keep just a little bit of room off here.

And maybe some bread.

And my hands are disconnected to my body...

And our large primate area.

And said she's gonna kill somebody.

And said, "Hey, Chris, I haven't seen you in ages.

And she was, like, "Oh, well, good news.

And she's gonna fall in love with you, brother.

And start life all over again as a white man.

And take it down to Mexico,

And the safe word is "popcorn", right?

And then I'll get you out of here. Yeah, yeah.

And then you're gonna put your hand in there

And then, Adam, look around to me.

And then, I'm kinda free to, like,

And these dudes, I know they stole my car, man.

And they was gonna come after me right away.

And we fall in love...

And we make love and have sex with her without a condom.

And we supposed to accept that?

And why the fuck would I know that?

And you be like, "Okay, now sexually..."

And you haven't helped her at all?

And you may now

And you'll be fine.

And you're telling me you don't know them?

And you're the best friend a guy could ask for.

And you've offered

And, like, of course I'll make her come first.

And, of course, Anthony's work which is unbelievable.

And, uh...

Anybody tell you you look like a turtle?

Are you a black man?

Are you a white chick?

Are you crazy?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you sure?

Ask your fucking brother!

Aw, that's so sweet.

Aw.

Aw.

Bang on the windows, jump on here,

Be like, five minutes.

Be quiet. Be quiet.

Because I don't wanna smell your piss.

Because I thought we were soul mates.

Because I'm about to drop his ass.

Because that car explodes, we all dead.

Because y'all scared as hell.

Because you know some of my work.

Because you're taking pictures with these ****as!

Before I get in trouble.

Being a white man.

Believe in yourself.

Birmingham. Whoa, okay.

Bob, I ain't trying to go back to jail for killing nobody.

Bop bop.

Boring ass ballroom dancing bullshit.

Born and raised.

Boy, if you gonna have a mint, I want a mint.

Bruh, I'm about to do so much. I'm about to do it big now.

Bruh, matter of fact,

Bud Malone ain't scared of shit no more!

Bud Malone just picked that up.

Bud picked up my car?

Bud, I owe you, man.

Bud, is that you?

Bud, please. We are almost to Maria, man.

Bud, stop living your life in fear of your sister, man.

Bud, this is awesome!

Bud, you will never guess

Bud!

Bud?

Bud? Oh.

Bud.

Bud.

Bud. Bud. Bud.

Bud. Bud. Bud.

Bud. I've never been out like this before,

Bud's my brother.

Bullshit job after bullshit job.

Bus is all clear.

Bust outta jail?

But get away from me, okay?

But God damn it, I'm not scared of you.

But how we gonna get there? We don't have a car.

But I haven't seen her in forever.

But I would do it a million times over

But I'm about to kill somebody, Bob.

But I'm on my way to the airport right now.

But it turns out that I do have a soul mate.

But just know that this trip

But listen, if you're ever in Manhattan,

But no.

But right now's not a proper time for that, man.

But that's only because

But that's strong words saying you wanna die, brother.

But then I'll jizz whenever I want to. So...

But this is fun.

But why would you put a spoon in there

But y'all just standing there,

Butter me out of this thing.

Calm down, bruh.

Can I borrow water? Can I?

Can I borrow your vest?

Can I get your number to have somebody call you?

Can I give you a hug? I love you, man.

Can my friend try something on you real quick?

Can somebody else chime in too and give advice?

Can we just all settle on that?

Can we kiss?

Can we order now?

Can we pray for him?

Can you help me get out?

Can you just hit that "on" switch

Can you put this on your finger?

Can you, um, tell me about the detox?

Can't keep wearing these big ass jeans no more.

Case in point.

Celebrate. First road trip.

Chase a bus down,

Check this out, bruh.

Cheers. Ding.

Cheers. Pick it up. Cheers.

Cheers. Thank you.

Chill out. Chill out, man. Chill out, bro.

Chill out. Chill out. Chill out.

Chill out. Hey, you take a seat, man.

Chocolate glazed for you?

Choo choo!

Chris, come on!

Chris, I don't know about this, man.

Chris!

Chris!

Chris?

Chris.

Chris. Chris, hey. Chris, calm down. Calm down.

Claim it. Yes.

Clap it shut. Watch your fingers. Slam it.

Come back here.

Come back here.

Come back here. Here.

Come on, bro.

Come on, bruh.

Come on, come on, come on. Get up. Get up.

Come on, man. Not on the seat, man!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! New York, man. Pizza.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, man!

Come on. I gotta see Maria!

Come on. It'll melt her heart.

Come this way, please!

Concrete jungle Texas albino

Couldn't ask for a better partner on the road.

Craig.

Crazy girl just came in here

Cut the music!

Cut this music off.

Damn it.

Damn it. I left Maria's business card in the car.

Damn it. I missed it.

Damn. What the fuck?

Dang it.

Dear Jesus who art in Heaven,

Did anybody here see

Did he just drink outta that thing?

Did you see someone out here? I need to know that.

Did you think I was, like, schizophrenic?

Did you think I was, like...

Didn't nobody stop me from shit.

Digging in the car like that, okay?

Do me a favor, everybody,

Do this shit, man. We gotta take the car back.

Do you have a water bottle? Or a cup?

Do you have a wristband?

Do you know what you're going to say

Do you know where the galleries are?

Do you know where they were going?

Do you mind praying for him real quick?

Does anybody got any ice?

Does Trina got any mints in the car?

Don't fuck with me, man.

Don't let her get in your mind, bro.

Don't let her leave. Don't let her leave.

Don't let it happen.

Don't look him in the eye.

Don't play with me, motherfucker.

Don't say nothin'. I remember faces.

Don't, baby. Please.

Dude, check it out. I got a Chinese finger trap, man.

Dude, I don't know where they're at.

Dude, I gotta hand it to you, man.

Dude, she's got a ton of mints in here.

Dude, this is awesome!

Dude, trust me. It's gonna rock. Whoo!

Dude, zoos are sick!

Dude.

Easy now, killer.

Everybody got a friend named Bud nowadays.

Everybody's breaking their phone.

Excuse me, do you know where Maria's gallery is?

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Y'all been out here eating donuts and stuff.

Fat ass booties.

Father be thy name.

Feet down, man.

Felt good to be out. I needed it.

First night of the road trip.

First of all, ain't you supposed

Five second rule, right?

For as long as you have...

For millions of dollars,

For the first time in my life, let me apologize.

For the rest of your life,

Forget about Trina.

Four...

From high school. Biology class.

Fuck his face while you're making eye contact.

Fuck house arrest. Fuck all this shit.

Fuck that ****a Suck my dick, ****a

Fuck that. No. We gotta take her car back now.

Fuck the police!

Fuck you think you talking to, huh?

Fuck you.

Fuck, I'm late! I'm late! I'm late for work!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fucker.

Fuckin' crybaby ass bitch.

Fucking asshole.

Germs actually help your immune system.

Get away from it! Get away, bro.

Get away!

Get her number. Get her number.

Get his money. Get his money. Get his money.

Get it together.

Get off me.

Get out!

Get the fuck away from me.

Get the fuck out of here!

Get the fuck out.

Get the fuck out.

Get the fuck out. I'm gonna play golf.

Get the fuck outta here.

Get those clothes off and get the fuck outta here.

Get to New York on my own.

Get your ass from by me.

Get your ass over here.

Give him some room. Give him some room.

Give him that moment.

Give me one more shot.

Give me some, little ****a. I'm so proud of you.

Give me this.

Go and say hi to Grandma, motherfucker.

Go for it.

Go get your girl, brother.

Go inside.

Go that way?

Go that way.

Go that way.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go. He's looking for you.

Go, go. I don't wanna die with you.

Go!

Go! Before I hit...

Go.

God bless you. You an accomplice to my shit.

God damn it.

God damn it. What type of light is this?

God.

Going to New York!

Gonna fuck you up, you dumb bitch.

Good job, guys.

Good night, Bud.

Good, good, good.

Good.

Good.

Gorilla.

Got a big nose, that white boy nose,

Got the number and the name

Got you a snack to cheer you up.

Great seeing you, Chris.

Guys, this is Jesse. Everybody can say hi to Jesse.

Halfway through I really thought

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Lena

Has been the adventure of a lifetime.

Have a good day.

Have a good one.

Have you seen these two dudes?

Have you seen this car?

He can tell you all about his experience.

He really?

He saw a girl today

He saw a girl today

He saw her girl, no way

He, like, this tall, real dark.

He's a fucking idiot. This is how he always thinks.

He's a human being.

He's a little shy.

He's blind. He's blind. Please!

He's got a knife.

He's got my leg!

He's got to feel like an idiot, doesn't he?

He's in love. He's crazy.

He's just so wound up.

He's not a good friend, Bud.

He's saying stop the bus. Stop the bus.

He's so uptight. I don't know. Like...

He's the coolest guy in the world, man.

Hear me out. Hear me out.

Hell, no. We're not taking Trina's car.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Where's the shut off? God!

Help me, Jesus. Jesus!

Help me! Please! Somebody!

Help me. Help me. Help me.

Help us!

Help us.

Help us.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help! Help us!

Here we go, ****a ****a, ****a, ****a

Here you go. Bud Malone.

Here, here, here. Hold this.

Here, let's just get outta here.

Here, you want money or something? Like...

Here's to you, Bud Malone.

Hey, Adam, wave to the people, Adam.

Hey, chill out, man.

Hey, Chris. What are you doing here?

Hey, Craig.

Hey, did you see these dudes? Did they come up in here?

Hey, DJ, cut the music!

Hey, dude, what the fuck just happened?

Hey, excuse me, brothers.

Hey, has anybody here been to New York City?

Hey, he all right?

Hey, he's blind. He's blind.

Hey, hey, easy, Harvey Weinstein.

Hey, hey, hey! Stop, stop!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey. Look, don't be going around

Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait!

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey. Hey, man.

Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, hold that for me.

Hey, I need you to leave.

Hey, I'm from where you from. I'm from where you from.

Hey, listen, you gonna walk to your death if that...

Hey, looking good, babe.

Hey, man, he got a concussion, man,

Hey, man, I was just trying to make sure everything's...

Hey, man, you're a hero.

Hey, man. You live in this area?

Hey, Maria.

Hey, sir, can you get our dicks outta this thing?

Hey, that's an apple I'd like to juice. Right?

Hey, watch out for that gas, man.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, White Chicks.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey, hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. I'm Chris Carey, nice to meet you.

Hey. No, don't.

Hey. Shh.

Hey. What's up, man?

Hey. You know where to get a...

Hi, you guys.

Hi.

Hi. Hey. Hi.

Hi. How can I help you?

Hold that bus!

Hold that for me.

Holy cow!

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

Holy shit. I'm sorry.

House arrest, smouse arrest.

How about this?

How did he get in there?

How do we get outta this?

How much did you drink? Are you a fucking camel?

How strong she is, okay?

How the fuck did she get outta jail, man?

How you doing?

How you doing? I'm sorry. Do you wanna just talk...

How you gonna do that right there?

How'd you guys do that? What the fuck did you guys do?

How's it feel so far being a white man?

I always wanted to talk to her, you know what I...

I am so, so sorry, man. I'm shit.

I broke this.

I can help you.

I can't believe this, man. This is great.

I can't feel my throat

I can't give you my vest.

I can't just wait around and hope for things to happen.

I can't let you guys go any further.

I can't stand under him.

I can't...

I cannot get fired.

I didn't do anything to anybody.

I didn't think you would. You know what I mean?

I didn't want you to be no punk, man.

I do.

I don't care where you piss,

I don't even know if she remembers me.

I don't even know what that smells like but...

I don't feel like fucking talking about now.

I don't got anything going here,

I don't have a wristband on you,

I don't know if it's ruined completely, but...

I don't know them.

I don't know what to do!

I don't know you, but I love you, man.

I don't know, man. I'm pretty hungry.

I don't know. Thank you for talking me into this.

I don't need any of you.

I don't need him. I don't need anybody.

I don't quite know the words to use right now.

I don't really know...

I don't remember a thing!

I don't see race. Didn't even notice.

I don't think we're ever gonna get out of this town.

I don't wanna see him die.

I drank a little bit too much.

I experienced emotional and physical traumas

I feel good. It's a new day, right?

I feel like you are a motherfucking liar!

I felt something special.

I figured I might as well go with this look.

I figured it out.

I gave this guy the last

I get everything together, right?

I get it, brother. I've been in a bad place before.

I got it all mapped out, all right?

I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this.

I got to walk right in this motherfucker,

I got, you know, my best friend is here.

I gotta get the fuck outta here, bro.

I gotta go pee pee.

I gotta make a call real quick.

I gotta make it happen.

I guess he don't understand.

I guess it did.

I guess it do.

I had no idea y'all was shooting a movie.

I hate myself.

I hate you.

I hate you.

I have no idea what to fucking do.

I have no idea who that is.

I have not.

I haven't seen her in forever, man. I'm like...

I haven't seen you in forever.

I heard that.

I hope Bud has an amazing time on this road trip.

I hope I get to Maria

I hope you motherfuckers ready.

I just got $2.

I just got my lips done.

I just got outta jail.

I just saw my dream girl

I just saw this girl snatch a door off a cop car.

I just wanna die.

I just wanna go over there 'cause...

I just wanna know how long it's gonna take.

I just want you to tell me where my car is.

I knew a guy that, like, got a, uh...

I know that I was hard on you, growing you up.

I know you got children. You got family that love you.

I know you got more than that.

I like it, man.

I like to drink Pepto Bismol

I look great.

I look like a schlub, though.

I look perfectly normal.

I lost my best friend.

I may never recover from,

I mean,

I mean, he probably is, man.

I mean, I'm sick of this

I mean, it's moving.

I mean, the guy saved my life.

I mean, there's a lot of cars that say that.

I mean, you know that's not right.

I miss him.

I need 50 bucks.

I need my clothes. I'm late for work.

I need to talk to my best friend.

I need you to get the fuck outta here!

I now pronounce you man and wife.

I once seen her fry some fish with her bare hand.

I ought to beat your butt. Oh, my God.

I owe you. Thank you. Whoo!

I promise you, my ****a. I promise you.

I realize in hindsight this was all a little crazy.

I realized I'm shit. I'm an asshole.

I really appreciate you. You got a baby mama?

I really gotta pee.

I sacrificed everything.

I said get the fuck off the stage!

I said, "That ****a finna kill you, ****a."

I saw a girl today

I saw a girl today

I saw a girl today

I saw a girl today

I saw a girl today

I saw a girl today

I saw a girl today

I saw a girl, no way

I saw a girl, no way

I saw a girl, no way

I saw a...

I suck shit out of assholes.

I swallowed some of it.

I think there's something we can actually do.

I think they said, uh, New York.

I think Trina's right, man.

I think we found our third link.

I think we got off on the wrong foot.

I think we got time, right?

I think we gotta go in the hole.

I think you look beautiful tonight.

I thought I needed to help somebody.

I thought that was the urinal.

I thought the window was open.

I thought you were Bud. With the glasses.

I thought you were fucked up.

I thought you were my friend, Bud.

I told you it's them.

I told you that's them.

I told you this was gonna happen.

I trust you back there. I do not trust him back there.

I understand you're going through a hard time right now,

I wanna make her come first,

I wanna thank you for bringing me on this trip.

I wanted to celebrate you.

I wanted to take a picture.

I was about to call you.

I was gonna ask her out.

I was kinda out of it, man.

I was like, "Oh, shit."

I was like, "they got black girl booties."

I was looking at my watch. Sorry!

I was penetrated by a gorilla.

I was ready to eat.

I was so close, though.

I was thinking it looked like Lord of the Rings, uh, thing.

I was thinking somebody was coming after him,

I went on Google Maps yesterday.

I went through hell and high water to get here.

I will suck your dick if you kill me.

I will turn around and punch you

I would have suggested not to do that.

I wouldn't put my dick connected to your dick.

I...

I... God, I would love to actually,

I... I don't know.

I... I don't think I wanna eat at your house anymore.

I'd like to make a toast

I'll ask one of these fellow Americans

I'll be right back.

I'll catch you in the wind, ****a.

I'll get to New York on my own.

I'll get to New York on my own.

I'll go over to Afghanistan or Iraq,

I'll go to Vietnam or whatever

I'll put it that way.

I'll see you after work.

I'll shower and play pool with you if you want.

I'll vacuum your car

I'm a Florida guy.

I'm a little bit in a rush.

I'm a plumber.

I'm about to get these motherfuckers.

I'm at work and it gets crazy at work sometimes.

I'm at work right now.

I'm coming to fuck y'all up.

I'm done with you, man. Look at that shit.

I'm done with you, too.

I'm fine.

I'm finna fuck these ****as up.

I'm freaking out.

I'm going to New York, brother! Thank you!

I'm going to New York.

I'm gonna get a selfie with the gorilla.

I'm gonna get fired again.

I'm gonna kill every one of you white motherfuckers

I'm gonna live!

I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now.

I'm gonna think white thoughts.

I'm in love with an angel. Chasing a girl.

I'm in total shock.

I'm just a typical white chick.

I'm just gonna go to another car wash.

I'm late for work. My bad.

I'm late!

I'm late. I'm late. I'm late.

I'm like, "Oh, I have to hide under the table."

I'm living my best motherfucking life.

I'm looking for a sugar daddy.

I'm looking for these dudes right here.

I'm more like, "God damn, some thick ass white girls."

I'm not...

I'm out of here, I fucking quit

I'm pretty sure I don't know them.

I'm proud of you, man.

I'm proud of you.

I'm real proud of you.

I'm really excited to get my car.

I'm really vulnerable right now.

I'm sinking.

I'm so scared.

I'm so sick of you with your stupid threats.

I'm sorry about that. Sorry. Are you okay?

I'm sorry I destroyed your sister's car.

I'm sorry I took advantage of you.

I'm sorry, guys. Anthony is...

I'm sorry, I know you're working.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Was that loud? Maria.

I'm stuck up here. I'm stuck.

I'm stuck.

I'm talking road trip to the NYC!

I'm telling you,

I'm telling you, man, from the bottom of my heart,

I'm telling you, seeing Maria today,

I'm trying to get her to be my girlfriend.

I'm washing cars

I'mma kill these motherfuckers.

I'mma kill these ****as.

I'mma try!

I've been waiting, since I was a kid

I've seen your ass on Facebook and everything with them.

I've told you that a million times.

If somebody attacks me?

If that damn thing come back, you gonna be through.

If y'all see these ****as right here, they stole my car.

If you don't, the rest of your life,

If you snitch.

If you was from the street, you wouldn't be doing that.

If you're gonna use your hand?

In your goddamn face.

Is he all right?

Is there a bar around here?

Is there any way you could possibly fix it?

Is this gonna work though?

Isn't this party fun?

It did.

It don't even matter. I just wanna...

It don't matter whose fault it is.

It fucking worked.

It is kinda fucked up. You need to look at that shit.

It is. And I don't know them.

It kinda looks like, uh,

It was crazy. Let's hang out.

It was hard for me to grow you.

It'd look frightening.

It'll be like our good luck charm on the road.

It's a buddy film.

It's a Chinese finger trap.

It's a cop!

It's been so long since a man looked me in my eyes.

It's been so long since I kissed a man.

It's called Electric Cowboy, though.

It's do or die!

It's finally time for that big adventure, brother.

It's gonna be the quickest way to get to New York City...

It's hard to stand up to her. She's a bully.

It's her car.

It's her. She said she gonna kill y'all.

It's my fault?

It's okay.

It's really hard to concentrate on food

It's similar.

It's time I do something nice for you.

Jacket, jacket, jacket, jacket.

Jesus.

Jimmy, back in. Bananas for you.

Just come this way! Ow! Ow!

Just cut in front of these people.

Just for once, in your whole life,

Just like fucking that.

Just like that.

Just tell him how you feel.

Just to be able to tell you...

Just trying to hustle, do my thing, you know.

Just, uh, relax your dick

Just, uh...

Keep your mouth closed!

Keep your mouth shut.

Keith. Nice to meet you, Keith.

Kill me first, Trina.

Kiss me.

Kurt? Bud, Chris. Nice to meet you.

Later, smoothies, I'm off to New York

Let 'em know I'mma kill their ass.

Let me buy you a round of some shots.

Let me buy you a round.

Let me grab your pussy.

Let me hold 50.

Let's bring it in, brother. Thank you.

Let's do this!

Let's get some shots, huh?

Let's go to the dream place.

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Can I give you a hug?

Let's go. Take this bus to New York!

Let's Lady and the Trampit.

Let's sit down.

Let's sit down. Let's sit down.

Let's steal that goddamn car and go to New York

Light color.

Like whip your head around.

Like, it doesn't even go to that. Like...

Like, you're just like, "Who's next."

Listen to him.

Listen to me, we are so close.

Listen, is it okay if we're just friends?

Listen, you shut the fuck up, man.

Look at me. I'm a tough guy.

Look at my gallery! Look at what you did!

Look at our lives, man.

Look at that. That's a fancy cat.

Look at this place, man. Fuck yes!

Look at you.

Look, man, you don't realize

Look, man, you're my best friend, bruh.

Look, there's a golfer over there.

Look, you gotta trust yourself, okay, man?

Look, you're in a bad place right now.

Lord have mercy.

Lord Jesus.

Lord Jesus.

Lord, help us, please. Jesus, help us.

Lord, help us. Help us right now.

Luckily, we're not as busy...

Ma'am! Ma'am! Please pull him up.

Make sure it reads as face fucking.

Man, get your hands off my dick.

Man, he made the Bladesoundtrack.

Man, I just wanted to thank you.

Man, I'm gonna get my car, and I'm gonna go to Mexico

Man, what's going on to make you say that?

Man, you are handsome.

Man, you know, I say...

Man! Y'all is playing. This the worst.

Man.

Maria

Maria

Maria

Maria has opened the door

Maria just fell out of the sky into my lap today.

Maria just invited me from Florida.

Maria Li, I am crazy about you.

Maria, when you walked into my work the other day...

Maria!

Maria! Maria, where'd you go?

Maria?

Maria.

Mark my words, by this time next year,

Matter of fact, might have to staple his nuts.

Maybe if your dick...

Maybe we can get somebody to help us fix it.

Me and my friend wanna party tonight.

Meow meow. To Kitty. Meow meow.

Mind your goddamn business!

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Exactly.

Mmm hmm. So I'm just gonna go up to her and say, like...

Mmm mmm.

Mmm. Ah.

Motherfucker!

Motherfuckers! Yeah!

My best friend, Bud.

My dream finally came true.

My family don't love me. My family stole my shit.

My friend, Bud.

My God, he's not going to fucking help us.

My grandma gave me that car for my 16th birthday.

My job, my money. I...

My number? No. Uh...

My pussy hairy like a booty.

My pussy's on fire

My sister's crazy.

Nah, you look good, man.

New York

New York City, here we come, baby!

New York?

****a

Night, Chris.

No spatula. Hand.

No, fuck you. We're staying here.

No, honestly, you do so much for me.

No, I'm not touching that shit. Get away from it, bro.

No, no, no way! No, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No rush, mi amigo.

No, no, no. No, no.

No, no, no. Oh, my God! Turn it off.

No, no, no. You're touchin' the counters.

No, no. You gotta knot it up and put it in.

No, okay, all right.

No, seriously, that's not gonna be good.

No, this is mine.

No, we gotta get to New York.

No, you ain't from where I'm from!

No, you know where my car at, Craig.

No!

No!

No! I'm gonna let your bitch ass go.

No?

No.

No.

No. How am I gonna help her?

No. I gotta get my cell phone.

No. I just need information. I just need information.

No. I'm married.

No. No, listen. That don't even matter right now,

No. No, no, no.

No. No.

No. Of course.

No. Take a walk, sir.

No. Trina is not right, dog.

No. We gotta take the car back, bro.

No. You said someone escaped?

Not standing up to his sister.

Nothing much.

Now go ahead on from over here.

Now you say all the nice stuff,

Of a honky tonk bar.

Oh, Chris. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, I got a headache, man.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Yes.

Oh, help! Help! Help!

Oh, here it is.

Oh, how many fingers can you fit in there?

Oh, I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Oh, I like the Silverback.

Oh, I thought you were my friend, Bud.

Oh, I wish.

Oh, I'm actually, um, a curator at an art gallery.

Oh, I'm late for work! Shit, shit.

Oh, it's cooler than a motherfucker

Oh, it's not a margarita?

Oh, jeez. Oh, it's starting.

Oh, Lord, have mercy.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Shoot, you're just shy.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Somebody needs to help him.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh, my God. He fell down, he fell down.

Oh, my God. I still don't see it.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Thank you.

Oh, my God. Oh!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, now, that's Maria.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Your breath smells like Steve Harvey's mustache.

Oh, really?

Oh, really? Oh, thanks, man.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! What the fuck?

Oh, shit! What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Damn it.

Oh, shit. Let me get the fuck outta here.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. We gotta do it, man.

Oh, so this is still on the first meeting?

Oh, sometimes I forget.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you know what? The bus is leaving soon.

Oh!

Oh! What the fuck?

Oh! What the fuck?

Oh! Whoa!

Oh. Uh...

Okay, come on in.

Okay, cool. I got a customer.

Okay, cool. I'm almost done. I just gotta do the interior.

Okay, I got this. Thank you, Bud.

Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, man.

Okay, okay.

Okay, some of you guys can't say. You can't speak.

Okay, there's no way White Chickswould work

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I hear you, right? And that sounds good.

Okay. I'm gonna go for it!

Okay. I'm serious about calling this guy an ambulance.

Okay. It's an emergency.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Right on. Cool.

Okay. USA.

Okay. We gotta walk. Okay?

Okay. You gotta go down to the precinct.

On the vacuum for me? Thanks, man.

One day closer to Maria.

Ooh.

Ooh. Electrolytes.

Or black sir.

Or I don't have your name.

Ow! Why are our dicks in a Chinese finger trap?

Ow.

People from the street don't hang people from roofs.

People look forward to your farts.

Pink Crown Vic. Crown Victoria.

Please let me in. You have to let me in.

Please stop. Please stop.

Please stop. Stop, stop.

Please, please.

Please! Somebody help me!

Please.

Please.

Please. I'm stuck under here.

Please. Talk her outta killing me.

Please. We got stuck in this thing.

Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn.

Pressing the meat. Bare hand.

Psst! Psst!

Pull your pants up, buddy.

Push them together. Push together.

Put him down!

Put it in the frying pan.

Put some ChapStick on.

Put some of this in there.

Quick question, 'cause you keep saying "at first."

Quickly, get away. Get away, bro.

Real friends wouldn't do shit like this.

Real, kind of, chubby. Look like a peanut.

Right now you're acting like a danger

Right now, we'd like to take you guys

Right out on that dance floor.

Right, yeah, you just, like,

Right.

Run away, please. Get away from me

Run. Let's run. Let's run. Let's just go. Let's just go.

Said she gonna kill him if he stole her car.

Same.

Same.

Scalpel.

See that brother right there?

See ya.

See you later, pal.

Set it there till it was done.

She doesn't have a regular girl hand.

She gonna find y'all.

She got marks on her face. She got teardrops on her face.

She grabbed the fish out the batter,

She is in J A I L. Prison.

She revved the thing. I don't know.

She said she's trying to kill y'all.

She said you her brother. She said...

She seemed angry?

She stuck up for me in high school.

She was coming through the restaurant with them.

She'll never know. What's she gonna do?

She's a killer. That girl's a killer.

She's a real killer?

She's a VIP customer.

She's a VIP, but we're in line and we gotta get waited on.

She's been in jail. She's gonna stay in jail.

She's left, dude?

She's like, half Chinese.

She's not your girlfriend yet?

She's probably the hottest girl in New York City.

She's really sweet.

She's supposed to be in a jail?

She's supposed to be in jail.

She's supposed to be.

Shit, man. This is all your fucking fault.

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

Shit, shit, shit.

Shit, shit, shit.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit! Damn, we on this.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. No, shit.

Shit. Shit, shit, shit.

Shit. You scared the shit outta me, dude.

Shortcut.

Shots on him. Now, I don't know your name.

Shut up. Don't wake him up.

Sir, I salute you.

Sir, if you carry on doing that,

Sir, you can't go in there.

Sir! Sir, you can't be in there.

Snowball fight.

So he don't know what he's thinking.

So I'm just gonna speak from the heart.

So if you're able to stay until that point,

So if you've ever been in love,

So let's get away, y'all,

So this is Gideon,

So we're very excited to have their work here today.

So what? I mean, what does that mean?

So why are you going in there for her?

So you doing it yourself right now?

So you need to get checked out.

So you think you could just

So, anyway, I mulled it over...

So, look, you wanna still make

So? You a police.

Some mango or whatever.

Some of these artists sell at auction

Somebody just turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off!

Somebody needs to get me a fucking drink and chill out.

Somebody, help me.

Somebody, help us!

Somebody! Help! Oh, my God. Somebody!

Someone just picked that up.

Sorry, man. Shit.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.

Sorry, sorry. Just get up. Get up, get up.

Sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

Sorry. No, I don't.

Spinning my wheels, I haven't done shit

Squeeze it.

Stand on the front lines and then just bombs away.

Stay still.

Step on in, guys. Step on in.

Still got that gorilla cum taste in my mouth.

Stop the bus! Hey!

Stop the fucking bus!

Stop the...

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stuck in Florida, spinning our wheels,

Stupid fucking car.

Take care, brother.

Talk to your buddy and apologize to him,

Terry Crews was convinced. You saw the movie.

Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for helping me escape!

Thank you for helping me.

Thank you, cowboy man.

Thank you, though. I'm... I'm good. Thanks.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you, folks.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks for doing the movie, buddy.

Thanks for the advice, man.

Thanks so much for doing this. The car's making crazy noises.

Thanks, man. Holy fuck. Why, why, why?

That blew my mind.

That could be anybody.

That girl, she could've came in here

That I have to get back for.

That I would stop at nothing

That is awesome.

That is...

That may be true.

That never sells his paintings and I love it.

That ****a ain't worth it.

That say "Bad Bitch" on the back?

That thing is broken, man.

That was a positive omen, man.

That was amazing. He's like, "I'm a plumber."

That was my high school crush.

That was the craziest shit ever.

That way?

That we always talked about.

That would be so great.

That's a colorful car.

That's all I got.

That's crazy.

That's gonna be speaking at 3:45.

That's insane. I've seen her flip barbecue ribs.

That's it!

That's Maria. Holy shit.

That's my crush from high school.

That's my favorite movie right there, man.

That's my sister's car, man.

That's not in any of the songs.

That's not the way you do it.

That's ridiculous. Okay, watch this.

That's right. This trip made me better!

That's so specific.

That's the beard you got. You look amazing.

That's the best thing anybody's ever done for me.

That's the kinda stuff I was saying.

That's them. That's them.

That's unacceptable.

That's what I am. I'm lower than that.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's where your girl at, brother.

That's why I don't know if it's her for sure.

That's why I got quiet.

That's why you have no job. You're a fucking loser.

That's wrong. You better get my good side too.

That's yours?

That's... That's crazy.

The car is fine. Your sister's in prison.

The cops won't get here in time.

The first time I saw that movie, right?

The fuck?

The hell? Y'all gonna say I'm lying?

The least you could do is just... "Hey, how you doing?

The next time you see these motherfuckers,

The one that got away

The one that there's a lot of debate about.

The price of art is skyrocketing.

The rest of us have kids.

The woman I love is in there.

The zoo? Come on, man.

Their name was on the card, so...

There it is right there.

There you go. Claim it.

There's a camera right there.

There's somebody that loves you.

These dudes right here, they stole my car.

These people don't know what they're talking about.

They ain't trying to holla at me.

They got all different types of... Fuck!

They got in the car and went that way.

They got scissors.

They look like bleached Ninja Turtles.

They look like, uh, burn victims in that movie.

They should've probably put, like,

They stole my car. Look at it. She beautiful.

They were here somewhere. Did you see anybody?

They were white women.

They're not helping at all.

They've caught us on film.

Think about us.

Think white thoughts.

This ain't you, man?

This dude don't look familiar to you at all?

This dude right here, Chris,

This is a celebration of you and your life.

This is amazing, man. I owe you my life, dude.

This is Bud right here.

This is good.

This is just kinda outta left field, and I'm at work.

This is my Bad Bitch.

This is my car.

This is my little brother. Come on.

This is my party. All right, come on, bitches.

This is not good.

This is our second group show.

This is such a nice surprise.

This is terrible. This is not good at all.

This is the first one that I wanted to show because it's

This is the place the cowboy was talking about.

This is you and them.

This lady right here. That could be a brother.

This looks awesome.

This my brother Bud and his friend Chris.

This particular collection of artists.

This trip to New York, I'm down.

Three...

Thy kingdom come.

To be able to see you again.

To be on house arrest?

To finally make your dreams come true.

To her once you see her?

To my best friend, Bud Malone.

To tell her how I feel.

To the birthday boy.

To yourself and to others.

Traveled down the road

Trina is in jail.

Trina, is that you?

Trina, you heard me. I said put him down!

Trina!

Trust me, this trip was not easy.

Turn it off! What the fuck?

Ugh.

Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.

Uh uh! Don't tear up in here, now.

Uh, do a TED Talklater.

Uh, excuse me. Where's the bathroom?

Uh, excuse me. Where's the bathroom?

Uh, it kind of makes you poop.

Uh, they were African American.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... I'm going to yoga and golf later.

Uh... Maria, I, um...

Um, do you know how long an interior detail takes?

Um, here, uh, have a juice. On the house.

Um, thank you guys so much for coming today.

Up here to see our wolves

Up in here, up in here

Up in here, up in here

USA, baby!

Very angry.

Very good. Good work.

Wait a minute, go get some butter.

Wait a minute. What is this?

Wait, chill! Would you?

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. Trina.

Walk together. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Was he with somebody?

Washing a car Washing a car

Wave to them. Say hi.

We are the only black people in here.

We can ask him to get us out of this.

We can kick back, relax, and breathe in America, dude.

We don't really know each other.

We get back on the road, and we get to New York.

We gonna do this together if we gonna do this.

We got an emergency here.

We got four whole days till Maria's art opening.

We got in a huge falling out kind of fight.

We gotta do this, bruh.

We gotta get to Maria, please.

We had a convict escape. Did you see anyone?

We just gotta have fun.

We just wanna let you know there's an artist

We made it, man.

We really wanna hear what you guys think about

We should probably get some rest or wash up.

We'll go to a barber shop.

We're about to be.

We're doing some free sampling.

We're free! We're free!

We're going back to Florida right now!

We're going back to Florida, all right?

We're going to Electric Cowboy tonight.

We're going to New York!

We're going to New York. Yes! Yes!

We're gonna be going on big adventures.

We're gonna be out of these jobs.

We're gonna take the I 95, right?

We're making great time.

We're never getting to New York now.

We're not cowboys.

We're the only black guys in here.

We've still got conflict in,

Well, guess what.

Well, I ain't got your car, and stop yelling at me.

Well, I think it's a...

Well, if I knew where your car fucking was, I would.

Well, let's get, like, three of those,

Well, tell me where my brother is!

Well, they're all here. They love donuts.

Well, when you see them...

Well, you smell like shit!

Wesley Snipes don't make music, man.

What about you, Lexus?

What are you doing in there?

What are you doing up there? I've never been up there.

What are you doing, man?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do about it?

What are you looking at?

What did you do to my friend?

What did you do to us, man?

What did you press?

What did you think was up with the vacuum?

What do I do? Should I just...

What do you have going here?

What do you think, man? Huh?

What do you want a shot of?

What do you, uh...

What do you, uh... What are you doing later?

What happened last night?

What happened?

What happened?

What I told you? Did I not tell you?

What if I drive like this?

What in the fuck happened?

What in the world?

What the fuck are you doing up there? Get down.

What the fuck are you talking about?

What the fuck is going on right now?

What the fuck is that?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously?

What the fuck y'all looking at?

What the fuck you did?

What the fuck, dude?

What the fuck, man?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the hell was that for?

What the hell you do to her?

What the hell, dude?

What the...

What time is it?

What up... What up, Trina? What's up?

What wars are going on now?

What were you thinking?

What would you say, like...

What you gonna do? You gonna go in there,

What you need?

What?

What?

What?

What? Get off me.

What? What the fuck did you just say to me?

What? You got some courage today?

What...

What'd he look like?

What'd she look like?

What's up, bro?

What's wrong with him?

What's wrong with you?

What's your name, man?

What's your name, Officer? Can I get your number?

Whatever.

When is the best time to, like, all right.

When the baritone dude breaks it down?

When you see it, it make everything okay.

When your dick was just attached to another man's.

Where a cool bar is.

Where are we?

Where do you stay at?

Where do you wanna sit at?

Where is these dudes at?

Where the fuck is Bud?

Where you running to? Where you running to, hoe?

Where's my car at?

Where's the shut off?

Which way these motherfuckers went?

White Chicks totally works in real life.

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who I just ran into at the car wash.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! I'm free!

Whoo! Thank you, man.

Whoo! We did it!

Why did you do that?

Why would you ask somebody that?

Why? 'Cause she's accepted or what?

Will you relax?

With a little bit of Hennessy in it.

Would she go in there for you?

Would you put the lock on or something?

Would you?

Wow, New York! The Big Apple.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Y'all don't care about shit like that.

Y'all driving around in a hot pink car that say "Bad Bitch."

Y'all gonna make me act a fool Up in here, up in here

Y'all gonna make me go all out Up in here, up in here

Y'all gonna make me Lose my cool

Y'all gonna Make me lose my mind

Y'all just standing there like...

Y'all need to talk this shit out, man.

Y'all okay?

Y'all see that car right there?

Y'all seen these dudes before? Right here?

Y'all stole her car.

Y'all weren't even trying to help or nothing.

Yeah, a new day.

Yeah, but your throw up is nasty, man.

Yeah, exactly. Walk away.

Yeah, he's a little nervous.

Yeah, I'm boiling.

Yeah, it's gross.

Yeah, motherfuckers! Try to find me now.

Yeah, our battery died.

Yeah, same here.

Yeah, that's fair.

Yeah, that's my Bad Bitch right there.

Yeah, there's probably so many other guys that wanna...

Yeah, there's this big art show I'm doing on Friday

Yeah, this is my best friend, Bud.

Yeah, we're driving to New York.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Great.

Yeah, you gotta go to, um...

Yeah!

Yeah! I'm gonna...

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Are you normally pretty busy?

Yeah. But she lives in New York, that's the catch.

Yeah. For some reason

Yeah. God! Dude.

Yeah. I'm actually living in New York City.

Yeah. If you wanna turn it around, I'll hold it for you.

Yeah. It's me, friend.

Yeah. That's what I was saying to him before.

Yeah. We're more than halfway there.

Yeah. What am I doing here?

Yeah. You wanna try our new flavor?

Yes, Chris! Yes!

Yes, you are going to see Maria.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Get the fuck outta here.

Yes! Thank you, man.

Yes! Thank you!

Yes! Yes!

Yes. Say "yes" to it.

Yo, get the fuck outta here!

Yo, man! I promise you!

Yo, that shit was disgusting, but we got it all on camera.

Yo!

You ain't never gonna be shit. You know what?

You ain't never gonna get out this town.

You ain't right.

You all right?

You are so good.

You asked for a fucking jump.

You better fucking... You better run.

You better pray for this ****a,

You better scale your ass back up that wall!

You better take your ass off. You better take off.

You better tell me where the fuck Bud is.

You brought me back, brother.

You can take out of this jar.

You can't be in here asking me for money in front of

You can't be stopping me right now.

You cannot mess up my sister's car, man.

You destroyed my car, now I'm gonna destroy you.

You did steal my car.

You didn't get that new Wesley Snipes CD?

You don't know what I've just been through to get here.

You don't make a dime,

You feel like everybody's lying to ya.

You finally stood up for yourself.

You fucking a man.

You gave 'em my car, now they got to die.

You gonna be yourself,

You gonna die today.

You got a family that loves you, though.

You got this.

You gotta fake it till you make it, right?

You gotta go to the Zone Four Precinct.

You gotta know who she is.

You gotta let me in, please. Please.

You gotta stand up to her, man.

You gotta to the, uh, Zone Four Precinct.

You guys are in a movie.

You guys are in a movie.

You guys know you're wrong for that, seriously.

You have to take the car back.

You heard me.

You just fell off a freaking bar,

You just gotta get it together, man.

You just keep all that art to yourself.

You just look like an artist

You just missed her.

You know how crazy Trina is. She gonna fucking kill us.

You know I love zoos.

You know if Dow Jones is here?

You know in the Boyz II Men video

You know my sister.

You know somethin', man? You ain't a real friend.

You know something?

You know that. We can't take her car.

You know what I mean? I'mma dress better.

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

You know what race I see? The American race.

You know what, man?

You know what? Sometimes you just gotta

You know what's up.

You know, across the Middle East.

You know, jizz whenever I want to.

You know, since I'm on the run and everything,

You know, the best chefs in the world use their hands.

You letting me in?

You like hitting on women at farmers markets?

You look like my best friend, Bud. And I miss him.

You lying, skinny hoe!

You may kiss the bride.

You might be saying hi to Grandma and not me.

You mind if I, uh, ask you for advice?

You my lookout. I never forget a face.

You need it more than me, homie.

You need to cut that fucker in the middle.

You need to find another way to talk to that lady.

You need to stand up to your sister for once, man.

You really brought me back.

You said that it could work.

You see any guards out here or anything?

You see that box right there? There's a camera guy in there.

You seen these guys?

You seen this dude?

You should come to the gallery.

You sitting up here lying to me in my face?

You talking to my girl?

You think so?

You think you gonna fuck me up?

You thought that was gonna work?

You told me to do that. Don't play that.

You too, sir.

You wanna really... Fuck. Okay.

You wanna, like, get a bite or something?

You wanted to take a picture of the gorilla?

You was doing a good job.

You was gonna let me kill this black man.

You will let me through that door.

You work in health care, you know...

You, Bud, Chris.

You'll be in the bathroom for a while.

You're a goddamn hero. You're a goddamn hero.

You're a pal and a confidant

You're an idiot, man.

You're fucking hitting on me here?

You're gonna be sitting here saying, "What if I woulda?

You're in a movie!

You're looking at a new Bud Malone.

You're not from here?

You're okay. All right?

You're pretty funny, man.

You're selling it, woman.

You're selling it.

You're stupid. You don't know anything about good cinema.

You're the one paying to store her car.

You're touchin' all these different things,

You're touchin' the counters.

You're, like, way funny tonight.

You've been acting like a bitch for years!

You've bullied me, you've picked on me,

You've got the coolest beard I've ever seen in my life.

You've talked to me for five minutes

Your breath is so bad,

Your girlfriend left because you don't pay rent.

Your heart is true

Zoo life, baby!

...before this car blows up. It's your fault.

"Good to see you." All right. Cool.

"I'm killing him first." I don't think she cares.

"You remember me?" Yeah?

$2.05 I had. No.

0 5 7... What up, bro?

a pussy his whole life. I'm done, motherfucker.

All right, let's do this. All right. Okay.

All right. Let me get some.

All right. Yeah. I'm shaking. Yeah, dude.

Amen. Amen.

and friggin' pull it out. Okay.

And I got some Lincolns. No. Put your money away.

and just started blazing. Exactly.

and talk about it. I'm done.

Are you being serious? Forget my sister.

Are you fucking crazy? Wait, wait, wait.

Are you Maria? Nah. My name is Will.

Are you okay? Get him out there.

Are you sure? I got this. You all right?

aren't you? I'm having fun.

Assholes! Let's go, let's go.

At first? Let her make the first move.

Back in there. Jesus!

Bacon? Sure. Great.

Basically. Say "yes" to it.

Blend in. Okay, okay.

Booyah. Booyah.

but black features. All right.

But... You too.

By giving her my vest? I don't know.

Bye. Bye.

Chill. We gotta get back... You better stay away from me.

Chris. Huh?

Come, come... Hi.

Cool. Great.

Crazy ass. What the fuck are you doing?

Dead man. Help! Help!

do shit yourself. Uh uh. You better not!

Do we? Yeah. Yeah.

Do you guys wanna hit this? I do not. Thank you.

Do you understand? Okay, but chill out.

Don't! Hey, hey, hey, man. Get the fuck away from me.

Don't! No. Bye! Thank you. Thank you.

Dude, let go of my... Stop pulling my dick!

Dude. Hey, Jesse.

everybody like that. I'm sorry.

Excuse me, miss. Yes?

Excuse me. Yeah?

Eyes. Fuck you.

Face to face? Yeah, for this girl.

for a second? Sorry. Yeah.

For real? Yeah, I'll show you around.

For real? Yeah, yeah.

Fuck these ****as up! Fuck them ****as up!

Fuck. What happened?

Fuck. Crazy bitch. That is hot.

Fucking kick you in the face. Chill out, man. Hey.

Get down from there! Wait! I love you all.

Get it together. Please, man.

Get it together. Please.

Get the fuck out of here! Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Get the fuck out! Shit. All right.

Get your ass from by me now. Wait, wait, wait.

Girl, you just missed them. Them motherfuckers was here?

Go ahead on. No, no, no.

Go that way. And, uh...

Go! You turned on us.

Go. Thank you so, so much.

Good boy. Why did you go in there?

Good, good. Hey, hey. Um...

Good. Is this your Bimmer? Yeah.

Great job! Thank you. Thank you.

He's not okay if he's puking. I'm fine.

Hell yeah! Oh, my God!

Here's your... I got pranked.

Hey, brother. What?

Hey, excuse me, sir. Oh, God.

Hey, girl! Thank you.

Hey, you take a seat as well. Listen to him.

Hey. Ow!

Hi, sorry. Hi. I'm sorry, guys.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

How the hell are you? Oh, my God, Chris.

How you doing? Good. How are you?

How you doing? Hi. How are you?

Huh? I swear to God,

Huh? You are so handsome.

I ain't got no goddamn kids. Help!

I didn't do anything. You okay?

I don't even know. Oh.

I don't forget nothing, baby. It could be anybody.

I don't know how to talk. Help! Help!

I don't need a wristband. You do.

I got $20. $20?

I got a wet rag. Yeah, give him some water.

I got this. I got this, baby. Oh, that's your girl?

I have no idea. Maria Li.

I know. That ain't right.

I know. Your name is Craig, right?

I think. So far, so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll be back. Okay.

I'm a plumber. What time is it?

I'm Chris, by the way. Keith.

I'm done. You bitch. I am done with you.

I'm from these streets! It ain't worth it, baby.

I'm Kitty. Kitty?

I'm not doing this. Okay.

I'm sorry about that. No, no. That's okay.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's terrible.

in real life, man. I'm telling you...

Is anybody sitting here? No.

It's all over me. Oh, my God. What the fuck?

It's gonna be all right. Have you ever been in love?

Just tell him you're sorry. Yeah, yeah.

Let's go. I'll do it. No, no, no!

Let's go. Let's go. I'm done.

Look at it! Yeah, you do need

Look at this. That's just $3.

Looks good. What's your name again?

Looks like one, two... Pick up your pennies.

Maria. Sorry. Oh, my God.

Miss, I'm an asshole. Okay.

Mix it up. I'll see you later.

New York? Yeah.

Nice to meet ya. Nice to meet ya, man.

No, he didn't. Yeah.

No, ma'am. This is my car right here.

No, no, no. That's for you.

No, we do not. Oh, shit.

No, we're going to New York! No.

No, you can't go in there. What the fuck are you doing?

No, you weren't. Damn it.

No, you're not listening. We are staying here.

No! He didn't do anything. What is happening?

No. Exactly.

No. Man, I hate that shit.

No. No?

No. Please!

No. That's a stolen car.

No. They stole my car.

No. You sure you don't know them?

No. I'mma drop his ass. Help me.

No. No. Yes. For Maria.

No. Take a walk, sir. Please let me in, sir.

No. Uh, wristband? Yeah.

Now! Nice to meet you.

Oh, fuck! Where's Bud?

Oh, my God! Stay calm.

Oh, my God. Stop!

Oh, okay. Okay, cool. So, yeah.

Oh, shit. Give me your jacket.

Oh, shit. Jimmy, back in.

Oh, shit. Shit. Oh!

Oh, wow. That's what I'm saying.

Oh! Um...

Oh! What up?

Oh! Yeah!

Oh. What?

Oh. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, I'll see you. Mix it up.

Okay, okay, okay. Get the fuck outta here.

Okay, then. Okay, then.

Okay. What the... No!

Okay. Wow, let's do it.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Awesome. Okay.

Okay. Oh. Huh?

Okay. Thanks. Get her number.

Put it down. Shut up.

Question. I have a question. Yeah, go.

Really, bitch? Really!

Really? Yeah, it's good.

Right here or... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right here? Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man.

Right? Yes.

See? You ain't listen.

Seriously? Damn it.

Shit! Shit! Stay calm. Stay calm.

Shit. I know. Come here.

Shut the fuck up! Oh, my God.

So what? I've never felt this way

So, yeah. Right on.

Someone went that way? Go that way.

Sorry. Chris Carey.

Stay calm. Bud, help me.

Stay calm. Shit!

Stay! Bud, man, please. Man, fuck you, man.

Stop that! Oh, my God!

Straight that way. That way? Thank you.

Thank you, ma'am. No problem.

Thank you. I forgive you.

Thank you... Yeah.

Thanks, man. Of course.

That ain't. Your name ain't Craig?

That bitch'll kill you. Stay!

That girl wanna kill 'em. Who put this up?

That's crazy. And I forgive you, man.

That's it? That's it.

That's Maria Li. For real?

that's the thing. No?

The gate's open. Why don't you close that?

There you go. There you go. It fixes everything.

They went that way. That way.

They're looking for you. Oh, shoot. Thank you so much.

Think white thoughts. Think white thoughts.

This is a good idea. Yeah, man.

This is great. What?

This is so great. This is great.

This makes me happy, man. You're having fun,

to look at that shit. It's your fault.

to suck my dick to kill you. Yeah.

Trina is crazy. Yeah, I know. I know.

Trina's on our ass. Look, I can't

Two buds on the road. What up?

Uh huh. Uh, it's under Malone.

Uh... Uh... Sit down. Sit down.

Um, I'm not sure. Psst! Psst!

Wait, wait. Keith! Okay, thank you.

Wait, what? Yeah.

We gotta get outta here. It's his fault for being

We'll figure it out later. God damn it!

We're going back to Florida. We're going to New York.

We're so close to New York. Get in the car.

What are you doing? Let me see.

What did you do? I just pressed "on".

What did you do? Okay. You're naked, man.

what I'm going through. Okay, but listen.

What the fuck are you doing? Shut up. Keep it down.

What the hell? What?

What wars? Yeah.

What? I know you got some more.

What? That's right.

What's his name? His name is Chris.

What's wrong with you? Piece of shit!

Where you from, man? Birmingham, Alabama.

Where? Where?

Where'd you get that picture? This is you!

Who are you? What the fuck?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris! Shit. I'm sorry.

Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. Piece of shit!

Would you? Really? Yes. Why wouldn't I?

Wow! This should be it, okay?

Y'all seen this car today? No.

Yeah, I am now. Yeah, so you know

Yeah, you take a seat, Bud. Chill out, man.

Yeah. ...he's gonna forgive you.

Yeah. I'm sorry about that.

Yeah. Sorry.

Yeah. Thank you, man.

Yeah. You know, everybody has.

Yeah. Okay. I'm Bud.

Yeah. Okay. Great. Thank you for this.

Yeah. Yeah. You gotta trust yourself.

Yes, I would. Would you really?

Yes. And he's like, "Damn, girl.

Yo. What time is it?

You are beautiful. Thank you.

You are done. Let's go. I'm done!

You good. Take your time. Yeah.

You gotta go. I should go. Thank you.

You guys can move? Call 911.

You guys stole my Bad Bitch. Hey, Trina.

You know what I mean? Yeah, you stood up to me.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

You know, "Crazy Chris". Um...

You okay? No, man.

You playin' with me? No, that's my lunch money.

You think so? Yeah.

You're a tough guy. I stood up to you.

You're an angel. I didn't know what to do.

You're not on my list, sir. Okay, okay, okay.

...for that.

...four.

'Cause I feel like you lying to me right now.

'Cause I know they love chicken.

'Cause I promised myself next time I saw her,

'Cause it's kinda like Pepto Bismol.

'Cause you won't sell any of your pieces.

"and bring you to the motherfucking promised land!"

"And I'mma take you outta this hellscape

"at the mall since high school."

"Genders and genres"? God damn.

"I don't know, I just been working

"I gotta take her car back. I gotta take her car back."

"I love you.

"I'm your guardian fucking angel.

"Let's make love under the sunset, us two."

"Oh, that's Bud.

"Ooh, I would suck a skittle out your bootyhole, girl."

"Retard Chris".

"What have you been up to?" And I go...

"What if I coulda?"

"Where do I stay at?" I stay in the Avenues, man.