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Army of Thieves

Army of Thieves

Army of Thieves is an action-packed heist film that serves as a prequel to the highly acclaimed zombie flick, Army of the Dead. Released in 2021, this thrilling movie delves into the backstory of Ludwig Dieter, the lovable and quirky character from Army of the Dead.

Directed by Matthias Schweighöfer, who also portrays the lead character, Army of Thieves introduces us to a younger version of Ludwig Dieter. The film takes place in Europe during the early stages of the zombie outbreak, before the events of Army of the Dead. Ludwig, a gifted safe-cracker and locksmith, gets recruited for a high-stakes job that could change his life forever.

Joining Matthias Schweighöfer on this thrilling adventure are a talented ensemble cast of actors who bring their characters to life with finesse. Nathalie Emmanuel (known for her role as Missandei in Game of Thrones) plays Gwendoline, a badass partner in crime who is both skilled and resourceful. This is Emmanuel's first appearance in the Army of the Dead franchise, and she seamlessly fits into the action-packed world.

Joining them are Ruby O. Fee as Korina, Stuart Martin as Brad Cage, Guz Khan as Rolph, and Jonathan Cohen as Delacroix. Each member of the ensemble cast brings their unique skills and dynamic personalities, creating a charismatic group of thieves, determined to pull off the ultimate heist.

As the film unfolds, audiences are taken on a rollercoaster ride of thrilling heists, nail-biting suspense, and unexpected twists and turns. Army of Thieves offers a perfect blend of action, comedy, and romance, making it a must-watch for fans of the genre.

In addition to the gripping storyline, the film also boasts a stellar musical score that heightens the intensity of each scene. With a combination of adrenaline-pumping beats, orchestral arrangements, and heartwarming melodies, the soundtrack helps to create an immersive cinematic experience.

If you're a fan of the film and want to relive the excitement, you can easily play and download the sounds from Army of Thieves. By simply accessing your favorite digital platform, you can access the full soundtrack, allowing you to immerse yourself in the thrilling world of this heist film wherever you go.

Army of Thieves is a gripping addition to the Army of the Dead franchise, providing a captivating backstory to one of its most beloved characters. With an outstanding cast, thrilling plot, and exciting soundtrack, this film is a must-watch for fans of action, heist, and zombie genres. So, gear up, lock and load, and join Ludwig Dieter and his Army of Thieves in this epic cinematic adventure! You won't be disappointed.

A life less ordinary.
A little family.
A man whose money we most certainly do not wish to be caught stealing.
A reasonable question.
A second place finish from Mr. Nervous Guy.
A series of four safes, one for each opera of Richard Wagner's legendary Ring cycle,
A very good morning. How can I be of help?
About 235 billion combinations.
About the going to the bank?
About the safe breaking itself,
According to theory rather than experience or practical application.
After all the pain and fear,
Ah, okay. Got it. Okay, reconning.
Ah, so is it like in a movie film,
All I knew was of all the people in that basement,
All of the Wagner safes are under the ownership
All of you, get in the middle of this floor.
All right, fine.
All right, so be it. We ditch the van,
All right, this isn't a credit union anymore.
All right, time for plan B.
All right?
All right.
All the gods under the sun wanted it for themselves.
Allow me to apologize for him.
Also known as the Twilight of the Gods.
Although, we have reason to believe he now goes by the name of Brad Cage.
Always be prepared.
Always be prepared.
Am I being spunked?
America. Nevada specifically.
Americans...
Amidst the epidemic, groups of civilians are stepping up to do their part
And Alexis is an asshole.
And as always, I've been your, uh, Sebastian Schlencht Wöhnert,
And as you pointed out, they have chosen now,
And asking me if I want to fuck her.
And casting her out of her Valhalla.
And contestant number one is finished.
And crack!
And crack!
And crafted it into a ring so powerful,
And everything gets messed up in some way.
And fall in love.
And finally the Götterdämmerung,
And found people go into the bank all the time
And frankly, I don't know what it is to you.
And Goddamn it,
And how does he know them?
And I belong to a crew that executes international bank heists.
And I just wanted to take this opportunity to say it.
And I think I know who did it
And I want to recruit you.
And I wouldn't expect you to either.
And in fact, my heart is still racing from, you know...
And it never goes according to plan,
And it was her.
And it's only working together that we can pull off that which needs the pulling off?
And it's...
And longed for a more exciting life
And may I say what a shame that is.
And not just the Siegfried. We could earn our place in history.
And now that I know you've got the skills to match,
And old.
And providence has brought you to me.
And so I'm simply just going to say it.
And stole an early copy of Pirates of the Caribbean 2.
And that brings us to yesterday,
And that man three tables to my right...
And that's all?
And that's that?
And that's that.
And the dude in the back corner...
And the maker of the safe? One Hans Wagner.
And then he slays the dwarf who raised him,
And then the cycle begins anew.
And then you go to work and go home alone.
And they will lock forever.
And this is our getaway driver.
And this is the last known photograph of Alexis Broschini.
And thought she saw kindness in him and the rest of the crew.
And until now with Wagner's Ring cycle, nobody could.
And upload. [sniffles]
And we would one day be reunited in the vault of the Götterdämmerung.
And we'll descend into the vault.
And we'll find it together.
And when she stole her first car.
And when you contacted us, we took action immediately.
And where they're going next.
And Wotan sends his daughter Brünnhilde to kill Siegmund.
And yet again and again,
And you're sure we have the right casino?
And, um, hit the button with the word "subscribe" on it.
And, um, I hope you too will get great enjoyment out of it,
Any questions?
Are all rumored to still be in circulation.
Are you all right? I, uh... I brought you some water.
Are you aware that the safe scheduled for transfer tomorrow morning
Are you serious?
Are you upset about the scrawny safecracker?
As for the Götterdämmerung, no one knows what became of it.
As for who I am,
As I was saying, keep watch on the perimeters.
As the children of Odin or Wotan,
As well as more information about their construction.
At least if we cooperated with the casino...
At one of our more prestigious locations.
At this time on this morning.
Beatrix! Beatrix!
Because in order to understand a work, you must engage with it.
Because in that moment, I knew that of all the people in the world,
Because it's not just about the money, Brad.
Because the next job we intend to take on, you are the only one who can pull it off.
Because zombies are scary.
Before she dropped off the grid.
Being American makes it trash.
Bonjour, monsieur.
Brad was one of those kids.
Built a series of four safes that are now subject of legend.
But a plane ticket to the same place she was going,
But all of them touched upon love.
But at that moment, in that basement, I didn't know any of that.
But Hans' work did not end with the Ring cycle.
But he has never applied his skills in real life.
But his work was pure enough that they could not.
But how much did she tell you about who she is?
But I admit I don't know the intimate details, which is why we have you.
But I always felt like if I could do just one really great thing in my life,
But I believe in you.
But I haven't even started to crack my safe yet.
But I must ask you now to leave.
But I'm here for a very [whispers] secret issue.
But moved by his love for Sieglinde,
But of the world's living locksmiths,
But please keep it as steady as you can.
But saying it is incredibly stupid.
But she ditched them when she was 17,
But she's had a tough go.
But that was okay.
But the transport is already underway.
But they were there and they were glorious.
But they're just dreams, Sebastian.
But this sounds much riskier than Paris. Are we sure it will work?
But we can't do it without you.
But we should hurry it up.
But we're on the cat grid.
But what about the next opera?
But who gives a shit, right?
But you're gonna wake up feeling fresher than ever.
But, come on, woman to woman,
By those truly worthy of the secrets they guarded.
By your fucking zombie plague to do it.
Call me if there's a problem. You're welcome.
Call the bank.
Calm down. Calm down.
Can I crack it?
Can it be opened, and by me?
Can we go play Mario Kart while you fill in Mr. Scrawny over here?
Can you believe my luck?
Can you make sense of this?
Capable of containing all his anguish and misery,
Cat allergy. But thank you for the compliment, Miss Dominguez.
Causing a rabies like response in those who contract it.
Clearly a sore spot.
CLOSED
Come on, let's go.
Come on! Run!
Come on.
Come to my office, please.
Comprised of four epic operas with roots in Norse mythology.
Congratulations.
Could we be looking at a new champion?
Could you imagine... [chuckles]
Could you please stop pacing?
Cross the office and I'll send the other elevator.
Damn it!
Damn it.
Das Rheingold,
Did he get through?
Did nobody read the fucking briefing packets?
Did you just say "gulp"?
Did you know that Richard Wagner spent 31 years writing the Ring cycle?
Did you really just say, "T minus"?
Did you see what happened with the Valkyrie? I fucked up!
Didn't tell me we have guns.
Die Walküre or The Valkyrie,
Do I represent your greatest chance of opening it?
Do not stop. Nobody's getting out.
Do we say something?
Do you know how fucking rich we are right now, huh?
Do you know what happens in Wagner's Siegfried?
Do you know what? Do your job.
Do you really want all of this pinned on you alone?
Do you see that woman over my shoulder?
Do you understand?
Does that seem like something an action hero would do?
Don't fuck this up.
Don't look around too much. Head straight to the bathroom.
Don't pretend that you didn't know the plan.
Don't stop this van, Rolph!
Don't worry, I don't actually let him load it anymore.
Don't worry. We'll get them next time. Go on.
Don't you see?
Don't you think it's just a little too good to be true?
Drive!
Estimated to contain the equivalent of $40 million.
Even if I wanted to help,
Even if you make it to the boat, you'll never make it out of the lake.
Eventually, I would come to learn so many things about her.
Everyone, meet Sebastian... Unpronounceable last name.
Exclusively to, uh, take shits.
Excuse me, a question.
Excuse me, who's the old guy?
Excuse me. [mutters]
Fair point.
Faster. Faster. Faster.
Fill the bag. Come on!
Fine!
Fireball,
First door on your left.
Five now, isn't it?
Focus on the 500s.
For instance, that she was six years old when she stole her first wristwatch.
For instance, the story of the safe that has brought us here today.
For my international friends and fans.
For the final chapter in his namesake,
For the sake of time,
For their gold,
For them, it was about finding a mark and making a buck.
For this video today, I will be switching into English
For what?
Forever.
Four contestants left for the semifinals.
Four hundred thirteen million combinations.
Frankly, I'm not sure why we're bothering.
Fresh air feels so good.
Fuck you, Alexis.
Fuck!
Fuck. What is wrong with you?
Fucked and had an even hotter baby."
Fun time tonight?
Get a banana nut muffin and a coffee and eat it alone.
Get her phone!
Get her phone!
Get out of the car. Get out of the car!
Get the fuck out of here! Go!
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the phone!
Get to the truck now.
Get your hands off me.
Getaway driver to the stars.
Gil Pedretti, on the ground in Las Vegas.
Given its impenetrable nature,
Go to the elevator at the end of the hall.
Go up, pretend to unlock it, and I'll open it, okay?
Go, go, go!
Go!
Good luck with that.
Good?
Good.
Goodbye.
Götterdämmerung?
Grab my fucking hand, now!
Gross.
Gwen, I did it. [laughs]
Gwen! Gwen!
Gwen?
Gwen.
Gwen.
Gwen's coming.
Hands in the air.
Hands up!
Hans Wagner, he named it the Götterdämmerung
Having fun?
He devoted his life to this work.
He did it.
He disappears.
He had one more safe to build.
He had strapped to his inner thigh.
He has no part in this. He's not a criminal.
He idolized the heroes. [scoffs]
He slays the dragon Fafnir
He thinks he can spend the whole night talking to my girlfriend?
He was once a hard working family man, a pillar of the community,
He's an outsider.
He's nobody.
He's not a criminal.
He's not going anywhere.
He's not one of us. He never was.
He's scared shitless like Bambi.
Hello.
Hello.
Her parents were rich as shit.
Here you go.
Hey, I go as fast as I fucking can!
Hey, there you go, sir.
Hey. Hey, talk to me.
Hi, um...
His real name is not Brad Cage?
Hold this, please.
Holy mother of shit.
Holy shit. I remember when that was leaked. That was her?
Honestly?
How are we gonna do the Siegfried without him?
How are you?
How is it not over? Huh?
How sad it is that this great man,
How she met Alexis when she was 19,
How stealing made her feel alive.
How would you like to make 250 grand for one day's work?
Huh, huh?
I almost feel bad for him.
I am an internationally wanted jewelry thief,
I am the woman who is going to change your life.
I believe the locks are to be solved in the order of the story
I can only be in their system for 16 seconds at a time
I can, with humility, say yes.
I can't forgive myself for being a part of it.
I can't tell you exactly what's going on right now,
I can't.
I did it. I fucking did it!
I did tell you, but guess what?
I didn't see you.
I disabled yours when you shot that Interpol agent...
I do not even know if I can.
I don't give a shit.
I don't judge.
I don't know how the fuck you pronounce that last name.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know why Gwen trusts you, but if she trusts you, we trust you.
I don't know, I never understand him.
I don't know.
I don't know. Alexis grew up watching American action movies.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't understand why you are so stressed.
I don't want to miss any tricks, understand?
I finally understand.
I found you.
I get it.
I got to go, bye.
I have absolutely zero idea what's going on, but thank you.
I have been in this coffee shop for no more than seven minutes.
I hope you don't mind, but the video today...
I just figured that would interest you the most, seeing as you're...
I just really want to get my fucking hands on that fucking safe.
I know this guy.
I know those things because I've been watching you.
I know you stop here between 8:43 and 8:47 every morning,
I love you, Nervous Guy!
I love you.
I mean nobody knows their way around an engine better than me.
I mean, he stole from people who had next to nothing.
I mean, is my company not good enough for her, huh?
I meant it as a compliment from a nerd to another nerd.
I need space to think.
I need to go faster.
I never said one way or another whether I had a boyfriend or not,
I only ask why did you hide this from me?
I really like you a lot.
I said, stop the van! I'm getting out.
I shall attempt to do so,
I shall begin.
I think me and Rolph are becoming very good bros. Yeah.
I think you're the man for the job.
I thought it was, like, the coolest name ever.
I too shall plunge your depths, my love.
I took the firing pin out!
I was told to say [whispers] Götterdämmerung.
I will find you, Gwen!
I will indulge you in the abridged version of the story.
I will, uh, return them to their proper owners.
I would learn that she had a red notice from Interpol since she was 17.
I would like to know all of those things, yes.
I would wait for her.
I... I did it.
I'd do it again, Mr. Delay croix.
I'll come with you, but he goes.
I'll make my way to the pier. I'll get us as close as we can.
I'll tell you what,
I'm a master!
I'm a master. I did it!
I'm Brad. Leader of this, uh, little band of misfits.
I'm coming too.
I'm done!
I'm done.
I'm fine! I'm fine. Okay.
I'm fucking delightful.
I'm going to go back to my stupid job, and that's that, right?
I'm going to lead you through a series of evasive steps, okay?
I'm gone in 50 seconds. Mr. Nicolas Cage, eat your heart out, baby.
I'm gonna catch them.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you, you little shit!
I'm in.
I'm invincible! [laughing]
I'm just a girl on the street, taking a walk.
I'm just here for a smoke.
I'm not going to spare you the trouble of reading your packets.
I'm not missing my shot.
I'm not missing our shot. If they're inside...
I'm not saying that I trust you because very much, no...
I'm not stressed.
I'm not sure if this is the right address,
I'm saying...
I'm so sorry, Sebastian.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I did not know the secret knock to let you know...
I'm sure.
I'm, uh... [clears throat] I'm sorry.
I've been reconning their systems for months to test their capabilities.
I've worked with Gwen for quite a while and I like her a lot.
If neither competitor finishes, we default to a tie.
If not, you find it for me, okay? You find the Götterdämmerung.
If they caught Sebastian, they haven't announced it yet.
If they move up the time of transfer, we miss our shot.
If they're truly going for the Ring cycle,
If we tell the casino, they might move up the time of transfer.
If you think having those two assholes fuck us over means we are done,
In 96 hours, the owner of the Wagner safes will be transferring them
In a kingdom meant to represent Valhalla.
In helping to rescue survivors stuck in the infected zone.
In his waning years, his greatest work truly began.
In it, the hero Siegfried faces his darkest of trials
In the old days everything was better, far better...
In your face.
Interpol. Anyone hurt?
Interpol. We're here about a possible security risk to your vault.
Is that them?
Is the third in a sequence of safes,
Is this a good freeze or a bad freeze?
It also contains the least amount of money.
It broke my heart thinking of all the adventures we could have had,
It broke my heart.
It just detected my presence.
It served as his tomb and was dropped into the ocean with his body still inside.
It was about a master safecracker and explorer named
It was just about you playing action hero, compromising the team.
It was planned for 5:00.
It wasn't about the myth of the quest for Brad and Rolph.
It wasn't. I improvised.
It will theoretically work, yes.
It will work. We're ready.
It wouldn't matter.
It's a bank for children.
It's a doorway to another realm, my friends.
It's about the quest.
It's four people?
It's just a door. You knock on it.
It's just a little distraction to buy some more time.
It's just training and a lot of practice.
It's me you want. Me and Alexis.
It's not a bank, it's a credit union.
It's not about getting all of it, it's about where we're getting it from.
It's not out yet.
It's over, Gwen.
It's over.
It's pretty cool actually. Almost feels like we're in a spy movie.
It's really how he sees himself.
It's sad that he could not learn to love the name he was born with.
It's so nice to be meeting you and joining the team.
It's the gods' plan, a course of action,
It's the Ring cycle.
It's them or us. It was always them or us.
It's very difficult to heist a casino, so I...
Join us.
Just for the record, I was startin' to like the little man.
Just get in here.
Just one piece of information,
Just tell us how they were gonna escape.
Keep going.
Kindredness. Is that a word?
Known associate of Gwendoline Starr and Alexis Broschini?
Korina found a flyer on a telephone pole for an old lady
Ladies and gentlemen, there's a new kid in town!
Last night, when you informed us of the risk.
Leader... Or so he fancies himself.
Leave!
Leaving the scene of the Paris heist.
Legend has it, if you attempt to crack the locks by force,
Let's check in with one of our correspondents,
Let's get on with it now, shall we?
Let's get on with it, shall we?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Come on.
Let's move! Let's move!
Let's move. Let's move.
Like I do.
Like, I quote, "If, uh, Brad Pitt and Nic Cage
Listen to me, Sebastian. Look around.
Listen to this.
Listen, not to be an asshole, but you did check the GPS, yeah?
Listen. Listen.
Lock four of seven.
Locking it away for good.
Look at the poor guy. They dumped him on the road.
Look...
Looks like they wiped the cameras on the way out.
Lower the gun or I shoot.
Ludwig Dieter.
Ludwig Dieter. Yeah.
Ma'am, please.
Ma'am, you cannot be up here. You have to go back inside.
Managed to catch a member of the team. The safecracker.
May I ask what the hell is going on here?
May I ask, are we doing the bonding right now?
May I ask, you didn't tell me about you and Mr. Brad.
Maybe he's a patsy.
Maybe I'm the villain after all.
Maybe they're just starting to form a meaningful friendship.
Maybe you saw your own death.
Me? Is it me she's talking about?
Might be our missing piece.
Move, move, move.
Move!
Mr. Brad Cage.
Mr. Delacroix,
Mr. Warming Up My Instruments.
Much longer than even Hans spent building the corresponding safes.
My father was a rich asshole,
My fingers are suitably warmed up and ready for the cracking of the safe.
My God, this sounds so stupid. Um...
My grandma taught me that.
My name is Sebastian.
My only chance...
My tears are because I have a cat allergy.
Named Hans Wagner.
Neo,
Never heard of them. Never.
No need to cry.
No sign.
No tips? No problem.
No, I can't.
No, I have not yet cracked the Siegfried.
No, it's okay.
No, it's so that if we get caught in the next ones,
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no. I don't know.
No, you're not being punked or spunked. This is real.
No!
No.
No.
No. They'll do them in sequence.
No. We are not cooperating with the casino.
Nobody ever really appreciated it,
Nobody knows more than you do about Hans Wagner.
Nobody's real name is Brad Cage.
Non.
Not a villain. You're just a dick.
Not an expression.
Not helping.
Not like it is for us.
Not open, just not encrypted enough to stop me.
Not really a way to make friends.
Not the most.
Not throw him into the street like a sacrificial lamb!
Not to go crying out somebody else's sob story, yeah.
Not two, but three international heists, and we drive off into the setting sun?
Nothing can stop me now.
Nothing to worry about.
Nothing, it's just all very exciting! [chuckling] It's, uh...
Now get out of my asshole, Mr. I Don't Want To Make Out.
Now I realize it's pretty much as dorky as my actual name.
Now listen up, young man!
Now listen... [grunts]
Of course I checked the GPS.
Of course you can.
Of course, you and I already acquainted.
Of course.
Of course.
Of infamous billionaire, Bly Tanaka.
Of your own self doubt and feelings of inadequacy.
Of zombies.
Oh, and don't worry about these.
Oh, cool. "Like a spy movie. It's so cool, man."
Oh, fuck this shit.
Oh, fuck! This is the same guy.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, God. Oh, shit. I'm getting dizzy. [sighs]
Oh, Gwen! Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Um...
Oh, Sebastian, yeah?
Oh, uh, don't worry about it.
Oh, well, maybe not the gun.
Oh, wow, that's very cool.
Oh, you fucking pussy.
Oh, you strange, beautiful strange man!
Oh, you're done? You're done?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. All right.
Oh. Hi.
Oh. Of course. I... I just thought [whispers] because we're criminals now,
Okay, and...
Okay, good.
Okay, guys, 5:00 a.m., we move in then.
Okay, is there any way we could possibly speed up the process?
Okay, report back every two minutes.
Okay, so, what's the plan, ladies?
Okay, so... [clears throat] Um...
Okay, sorry, right turn!
Okay, stay sharp. It has to happen today.
Okay, the man who designed this wonderful work of art,
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. [breathes deeply]
Okay. [sighs]
Okay. Don't fuck this up.
Okay. Go, go, go!
Okay. What do we have here?
Okay. Yes, this has been my video. Thank you for the viewing.
Okay... [clears throat]
Old Joe's looking extra old this morning.
Old Sebastian talking to the most interesting girl in the world.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Munich...
One moment, please.
One more step and I shoot.
One thought that I've not been able to cast out of my mind is...
One who got richer from the collapse of the housing market.
One word of advice.
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Or even understood his genius.
Or he'll blow her brains out?
Or how about when he comes back in, we yell "surprise"?
Or I'll shoot you in your other fucking leg.
Or maybe simply your psyche's manifestations
Or maybe you just had a nightmare about zombies
Or prophecies.
Or they have no time to pull off the third job before the safes are transferred.
Or whether I don't, you're going to leave.
Out of the way!
Over some sandwiches. Let's go. Come on.
Over the last three years, we've assembled from various sources
Pavel, for the last time, you can't drink in here.
People tried to liberate Wagner from the tomb he had built for himself,
Perhaps because we're about to do the robbing of a bank.
Please tell me.
Pleased to meet you.
Pleasure to meet you too.
Pleasure to meet you.
Point a gun in a girl's face and tell her to come back to him
Police!
Prestigious position, Madam Secretary.
Probably should've waited till we were near a town, huh?
Protein in the meat absorbs the alcohol in your body.
Put your gun on the ground.
Puzzles that could only be solved
Ready at a moment's notice to make our getaway.
Ready,
Ready, and crack!
Realistically, I give you about a 5% chance of survival, so good luck.
Really?
Reconning? What does this mean, reconning?
Remember we said we are carrying out the heist in order of difficulty.
Repeat until I can get your asses into the vault, so...
Rheingold...
Richard Wagner's epic opera The Ring of the Nibelung.
Right, Gwen?
Safecracker extraordinaire. Has a lifetime of theoretical expertise.
Said to contain as much as $100 million.
Salat.
Scientifically proven.
Screw the zombies.
Search the town, every hotel, come on, every van, everywhere.
Sebastian is a likable dude.
Sebastian Schlencht... [hesitates]
Sebastian, get out of here.
Sebastian, I am the reason you were there last night.
Sebastian, I'd like you to meet Korina Dominguez.
Sebastian, in front of you are two doors. Take the left.
Sebastian, it's already done.
Sebastian, Korina says they're coming.
Sebastian, meet the team.
Sebastian, the vault elevator behind the locked door ahead of you.
Sebastian, you did it.
See if they'll authorize us moving the vault sooner than planned.
See ya.
Set,
Seventy two trillion combinations.
Shall we go over it once more?
She bypassed the security systems for a major motion picture studio
She does not and helps her instead.
She was the one smiling at me.
She would tell me many things that night. A great many things.
She's beautiful.
She's done cooler things.
She's in charge of logistics and is a master hacker.
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. Left turn!
Should I say something like, um...
Should we just leave and then knock?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up!
Siegfried dies and Brünnhilde throws herself on his funeral pyre.
Siegfried. Hello, Siegfried.
Sleep on it. You'll find me here.
Slowly.
So he's right.
So I hope this is super important news because I...
So if you want to take me in, he goes,
So please put the gun away. He's in a panic.
So show me why I found you.
So they get more dangerous and more exciting with each subsequent one. Fuck.
So they must have recruited a new safecracker.
So what do we do now?
So why are we spending time on this and not on...
So you want to make out or whatever?
So you're not Korina Dominguez?
So you're saying, in a span of four days, we execute a series of not one,
So you're sure you can crack it while we drive?
So, what? They're onto us?
Some of them decidedly less so.
Some of them happy,
Someone's in our system.
Something people would remember,
Somewhere they wouldn't suspect, couldn't track us.
Sorry, yes.
Sorry?
Sorry. I know they will.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sort of like a more Norse Lord of the Rings.
Stay back!
Still negatory.
Stop!
Strange twice. I'll take it.
Striking out on my own.
Stripping Brünnhilde of her immortality
Such as deception and double cross in love.
Super important information.
T minus eight hours until the safe is moved.
Tell me. What do you want me to do?
Than the one they had chosen for themselves.
Thank you and goodbye.
Thank you for coming here,
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Brad. Korina, please continue.
Thank you, um...
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I know.
Thanks.
That if I fuck up again, it locks forever.
That is exactly what I'm saying.
That kind of sounds like something to worry about,
That means we have two chances left to catch them.
That means...
That seems like a terrible, terrible idea.
That she never felt that she fit in with her parents.
That she was 16 when she first got her heart broken.
That wasn't the plan.
That you need me?
That's all.
That's American goddamn dollars.
That's him.
That's it?
That's it.
That's our best shot. Copy?
That's right.
That's right. They are going for Hans Wagner's magnum opus.
That's the bank we're about to heist the shit out of.
The best drifter you'll ever meet.
The building was the factory of a respectable locksmith
The clock is set for three minutes.
The contents will be incinerated
The dwarf Alberich stole gold from the depths of the Rhine
The fastest there is. Nobody... When I say nobody,
The first act of the story takes place on Earth
The four safes being...
The fucking balls to double cross their own team.
The Götterdämmerung?
The guy who opens safes, the safecracker, that's him.
The hell you doing?
The human equivalent of a dummy in a cop car.
The kindredness of spirit.
The least complex of the three, which means it's the least guarded.
The locations of the three safes,
The music is very, very cool.
The name is Rolph.
The outbreak in America, you're familiar?
The plan was to finish the job before we cut him loose,
The puzzle that Wagner spent his life developing will be destroyed.
The real deal?
The Rheingold,
The Ring cycle. [chuckles]
The safe his whole life had been leading to,
The safe left an hour and a half ago.
The safe that Wagner died in was never opened.
The second act of the story takes place far above Earth,
The siblings, Siegmund and Sieglinde happen to cross one another
The Siegfried is a seven turn tumbler system
The Siegfried...
The size of our crew is precisely why we don't get caught.
The story I will be telling you today is one of my absolute favorites,
The themes of these stories were the model, still relevant,
The things we could have shared,
The two of you are together in the romantic sense.
The Valkyrie, and the Siegfried
The Valkyrie, in a high security bank in Prague, Czech Republic.
The woman I would come to know as Gwendoline.
The woman who would change my life.
The zombies got Zac Efron?
Their locations remain one of the greatest mysteries of the safecracking world.
Then he finds Brünnhilde and the two of them fall in love.
Then I have to drop out, do the whole thing over again,
Then I promise I'll do everything in my power
Then I'll pick you up...
Then joined a gang of other rich shithead kids.
There is a happy ending.
There is more adventure waiting for us.
There is no secret knock.
There is really something that you should know.
There might be some sort of special code that I didn't know.
There was an old brick building on the edge of the city.
There was only one I wanted to be with.
There's a happy ending.
There's a rumor that's where it is.
There's a zombie apocalypse happening in the world right now.
There's no reason he has to get both of us.
There's no way it will fit.
These three locks, I think they represent the Rhine maidens.
They almost had us. Somebody had to go down.
They decided its purpose would be better served
They did not know at the time they were brother and sister.
They don't think anyone is watching them, but they're fucking wrong.
They found him like this,
They have a million extremely complex security protocols in place
They just destroy you.
They show flash forward of how the heist should work?
They triggered the alarm.
They triggered their silent alert. Locks the elevators until they investigate.
They're blonde, so you cannot see them,
They're on the path to being onto us.
They've pulled off five bank robberies in the last four years.
This angers Odin, who decrees the most dire of punishment,
This fit's slightly more complicated than I've expected.
This gun works.
This guy's been living alone in Germany making shitty YouTube videos.
This has led to the public deeming the outbreak "the zombie apocalypse."
This is [chuckling] shooting Bigfoot.
This is about becoming legends.
This is Everest.
This is like showing me a picture of Botticelli's Madonna of the Magnificat,
This is not a Wagner.
This is not the time, Rolph.
This is our last chance to solve it.
This is the first real party I've been to in many moons.
This is the last confirmed photograph of Gwendoline Starr,
This is the real deal.
This is why.
This isn't over! You hear me?
This man, decades ago,
This morning, the first of those four safes was robbed.
This one will be almost comically easy.
This was the greatest evening of my life thus far.
This window of opportunity isn't just our only chance, it's yours.
Three more slots still to be won.
Through YouTube.
Tick.
Time to start another boring day.
To a vault in Geneva where they will be decommissioned.
To be fair, we did also do a double cross on them.
To detect exactly what we're trying to do here.
To Hans Wagner, a lock, a safe, were puzzles.
To make sure your little brother is looked after.
To search for the Götterdämmerung.
To stage our planning operations.
Today was incredible. [sighs]
Too bad he's a zombie now, isn't it?
Too much time has gone by. It's weird now.
Trade it for something less conspicuous and get the hell out of here.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Two of which have been robbed in the last 72 hours?
Uh, Gwen, um...
Uh, I lost all my credit cards and my husband...
Uh, I only mean... Don't get me wrong, but lest we forget,
Uh, I'm... I'm all right.
Uh, me and him leading the investigation together.
Uh, no one. They used tranquilizer darts.
Uh, read your packets and I'm going to make sure he's not having a heart attack.
Uh, wha... Which one? The Rheingold? The Valkyrie?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... [chuckles] Okay, what does that mean?
Uh... Do I wish to, uh...
Um, I'm warming up my instruments.
Um, ironically enough, it concerns the corrupting influence of money and power.
Um, okay, uh, not to be all Johnny New Guy...
Um, what? This is the whole international heisting crew?
Um, who's this Korina you're speaking of?
Um...
Um...
Um...
Understand?
Unless they're pulling off the third job now while we're here.
Unless you've cracked the Siegfried and didn't tell us about it,
Until his wife and son died tragically.
Until now, that is.
Valiant,
Very, very scared.
Wagner's work had many themes of great importance to him,
Wait a moment.
Wait.
Watch out!
Watch your fingers, Mr. Big Hand.
We almost had them once.
We already have some money stashed away for when we get out of the joint.
We can share. And I'll be gone in a second, huh?
We could go together, the three of us, a team,
We could have fun together, you and I.
We could still do it.
We could work something out.
We could've all made it.
We don't have all the time in the world.
We go through it together.
We got cleared. That is all that matters.
We got it. We're on our way out.
We have three backpacks of cash. You could take one of them.
We know where they're going.
We needed the most inconspicuous place possible
We were always gonna have to lose him eventually, all right?
We will certainly give you an immediate update.
We'll have to answer them on the way then.
We're fucking getting them.
We're going to catch them.
We're in the wrong bank.
We're moving in.
We're off the grid.
We've no time to waste.
Well, hi.
Well, I had a little tiff with Alexis.
Well, if you were me, you'd fancy yourself too.
Well, it's a... You know, it's a bit of a mouthful, that's all.
Well, maybe hero time's over.
Well, thank you,
Well, there is no way to say this that will make it sound not insane.
Well, this one is actually gonna go that smoothly.
Well, you could say it runs in the family.
Well, you know, matters related to the zombie...
What about Zac Efron? American actor, very good.
What are you going to do? Shoot me?
What are you saying, Sebastian?
What do we have here?
What do we have, Siegfried?
What do you mean when we contacted you?
What happened?
What is it?
What is the mark?
What kind of criminating question am I supposed to ask?
What the fuck are you guys doing here?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck.
What the...
What was that?
What were you expecting, huh?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Oh, no.
What's going on? How are you feeling?
What's that now?
What's the difference?
What's with you, Korina? Hmm?
What's wrong with him? Why's he freaking?
What's wrong with my name?
Whatever happened before or after,
When confronted with his betrayal.
When I ask why does this concern us right now?
When I get out, I'll find you.
When I was, like, a little kid...
When the world is completely distracted
When this van was captured by traffic cameras
Where are we?
Where are you?
Where each one of us has a different skill set,
Where the zombies are? Are you crazy? Why?
Where? Where did you send it?
Where...
Whether I forgive you for almost getting me sent to prison
Which may be the easiest part of all of this...
While others were doing stuff that kids do...
Who are you?
Who gives a shit about the Siegfried?
Who is the maker?
Who will pay us in cash to cat sit for a week.
Who's Alexis?
Who's Alexis?
Who's this dickhead?
Whoa, whoa.
Whoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why do you do what you do?
Why would it be smaller, hmm?
Why would there be a bank specifically for kids?
Why?
Why?
Why... Oh, okay.
Will you take me back?
With over one trillion possible combinations.
Without them detecting me.
Would have gotten them all if Brad fucking Cage hadn't shot me.
Would you like to see it?
Wow. Oh, no, only one minute left,
Yeah, and very lazy.
Yeah, but we can't all be called Sebastian Schlencht Wöhnert.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, he means, uh, we are going to do it.
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just going over the plans for tomorrow.
Yeah, if you like.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, probably because you don't know how.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, well, it's easier to pronounce.
Yeah? How do you say sandwiches in German?
Yes, actually, I did know that.
Yes, I do know this.
Yes, I heard something about it.
Yes, I know.
Yes, I need you, Sebastian.
Yes, I, uh... I said it and I did it. Yes.
Yes, I'm familiar with it.
Yes, I'm having so much fun.
Yes, it's exactly like that.
Yes, my name is Rolph. What's your name?
Yes, Sebastian. But as old as all the people upstairs are,
Yes, sir.
Yes, that's all.
Yes, trillion with the letter "T." Trillion, yeah?
Yes, yes, we know.[in French] We are informed about the risk.
Yes!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. And the Siegfried.
Yes. I did.
Yes. Now.
Yes. Uh, very much fun.
Yes. Um...
Yo, come on, man.
You all right?
You are sorely mistaken.
You bastard. [laughs]
You checked the GPS to see if her phone's still on?
You could have told me over the phone.
You did it! You did it!
You did not say that was part of the plan.
You feel the same way?
You good?
You have no idea how long I've been chasing you.
You heard me.
You karate'd two men.
You know how I like to do my bonding?
You know how sometimes in a heist movie,
You know the story of, uh, Wagner's Ring cycle?
You know what I mean. Spunked.
You know you always choose the worst time to...
You know, he said he wanted the most badass possible American name.
You know, I mean, look, statistically,
You know, I never really fit into this world.
You know, I really like you a lot too.
You know, reconning. Fucking reconning. I've been reconning them.
You know, uh...
You know, you should be that big, tough man. Be able to fight them.
You made your choice.
You may not believe in yourself anymore,
You mind if I see?
You must really have a problem.
You need me that the three of us alone can rob a Bly casino?
You need that one plate of meat for every five beers that you drink.
You realize what you're asking of me?
You said it yourself.
You saw the old man in the front and he sent you back here?
You see?
You speak English? A little bit?
You sure they were there to begin with?
You the locksmith?
You too! Rolph, drive!
You understand what I say when I say what I'm saying?
You walk out...
You wanna go, then go.
You wanna go?
You want to know who I am, Sebastian.
You were at the strange house last night.
You were my one view on YouTube, weren't you?
You what?
You wish to know how I knew you were going to be in this cafe
You wish to know who I am.
You, pass me that bag!
You'll see. I'll find you both!
You'll see. This will be easy.
You're in?
You're just gonna scare them, right?
You're looking at her. [whispers] I only DJ my own music.
You've never considered something simpler, ever?
Your name is Rolph?
Your super safecracker. Please like
Your videos are damn fine, Sebastian.
Your wish is my command.
Zip it!
[announcer] Give him a big hand. [audience cheering]
[announcer] Quiet please. [cheering stops]
[announcer] The clock is set. Thank you.
[announcer]...place your final bets. My name is Sebastian.
[audience cheering] Yeah!
[beeps] [typing]
[beeps] Uh, yeah.
[Brad] Easy. You ready for this? [Gwendoline] Yes.
[Brad] Huh? [Gwendoline cheering]
[Brad] Korina? [Korina] Nothing.
[Brad] Losers. [Gwendoline] Whoo!
[Brad] That little asshole. [Rolph] Hmm.
[Brad] That's that. [Sebastian] It cannot be that easy.
[Brad] Yeah. Okay. Go.
[buzzer sounds] [beeping]
[car honks] [car crashes]
[chuckles] [Sebastian sighs]
[chuckles] Nothing. No. What's wrong with my name?
[clicks] [screaming]
[clicks] [screaming]
[Delacroix over radio] Anything? Nope, nothing.
[Delacroix] Anything? [man on radio] Still negatory.
[Delacroix] Southwest corner? [man] All clear.
[Delacroix] What do you mean? Please follow me.
[Delacroix] Where are they? Where are who?
[Delacroix] Who told you about the risk? You.
[dog barking] [reporter] As we get more information,
[exclaiming] [laughs]
[exclaims] [Brad mutters]
[exclaims] [laughs]
[gasps] Are you crazy? This is the concealed handgun
[grunts] That's for shooting me in the ass.
[gulps] Gulp. Did he just say "gulp"?
[gulps] Gulp. Please stop saying "gulp."
[gunshot] [Brad groans]
[gunshot] [ears ringing]
[Gwendoline] This way. [Brad] Slow down, Rolph.
[hesitates] Why did this just show up? [Rolph] That must be them!
[horn honking] [tires screech]
[in English] I'm sorry. [in Czech] Fuck you, asshole!
[in English] Oh, fuck. What is it?
[in English] Sorry. [in Czech] That's my bike!
[in French] I'll leave you to it. Merci.
[in French] Something's not right here. Yes, I'm inclined to agree.
[knocking at door] Yes.
[Korina] Brad, get out. We got it. [Brad] All right. Let's zip the bag.
[Korina] Just say copy. Is this what I think it is?
[Korina] What were you expecting? [Brad] You're a fucking genius.
[man speaking German] Thank you.
[man] He shot him? [Beatrix whispers] In the ass.
[man] What are we doing here? You told me you needed a safecracker.
[Pavel] Did you see that? Where did he go?
[people screaming] [Brad] Everyone get on the ground!
[reporter] This was really happening. [shouting in distance]
[scoffs] I, of course, understand.
[scoffs] Okay. I was...
[screaming] [zombies snarling]
[screams] [growls]
[sighs] Sir? [in French] Yes.
[snarling] [screams]
[speaking Portuguese] [Brad] Yeah? Good luck.
[upbeat music playing] What did he just say?
[whispers] Yes. Both?
Ah, now I understand. Okay. Mm hmm.
Ah, right. Yeah, the quest. [Rolph] The quest, yeah.
Ah, yes, please wait. [buzzer sounds]
And end it... [man] Whoa!
And it's not about the money either. [Gwendoline] I know.
and Mr. Nervous Guy. [audience cheering]
but as you just saw, this is reality. [hissing]
But business is business, so... Shut the fuck up, Rolph, and drive.
Can I crack it? Yeah.
Come on! Come on!
Come on. Run! The bags.
Comically? Comically.
Goodbye, Alexis. What?
He's amongst the handsome... Is this really the time...
Hey. [yells] [screams]
Hmm, yeah. Fascinating. If you could... As Alberich tricked the Rhine maidens
Holy shit! [chuckling] Yes.
How do you say salad? Salat.
Huh? Hmm?
I did it! You did it!
I did it. I cracked a Wagner! [laughs]
I just want to clarify once more... Zip it!
I see her. This is her wedding ring.
I'm invincible! Okay, Mr. Invincible.
I'm nervous. It's okay if you do it.
I'm taking my lunch break. [chuckles]
I'm talkin' to you. Jesus.
If you say so. Yes, I say so.
In case anyone is watching. [beeps]
Is it too late for me to change sides? Get to the fucking truck!
It couldn't possibly be... It is.
It just... It just what?
It seems it is. On an open channel?
It's away. Thanks.
it's not over. [whispers] It's not over.
Ladies and gentlemen... Hello, uh, sir.
Lady's talking. All right, man.
Let her... Where the hell are they?
Let's move! [gunshot]
Listen. [cat meows]
Literally a million? [Brad] Yeah, literally a million.
My pleasure. Very kind.
No, Gwen, no, I can't. Go!
No. [exclaims]
No. Yes, many. Hundreds.
Non? Just a moment.
Nothing. [Delacroix] Southwest corner?
Now I'm nervous. That's good.
Of course. If you could just please...
Of course. Go to work. [metal clanks]
Oh, no. We're good. The cameras are looping.
Oh, wait. Oh, and now it's two. [audience cheering]
Okay. Lucky shot.
Okay. Yeah.
Plan B now? Yes. Plan B, Rolph.
Rolph, drive the car. [Gwendoline] Get off me!
Sandwiches. Sandwiches.
Sebastian, no. It's not over!
Shit? [Korina] Gwen's elevator is busy.
Sir, there's your ticket. [man] Don't park it. I'll be back in 15.
Sir. What? Oh, yeah. Fuck.
So be sure to wipe it off of your face. [sighs]
So let's be legends. [Brad] Come on.
So you're saying... We need you.
Sorry, Gwen. How's it looking, Korina?
Stop the van. [Rolph] Huh?
Stop, stop, stop! [tires screech]
Surprise! Surprise!
Tell me you're not that girl. Vincent!
Thank you. [Korina] Bye.
That's a shit name. Rolph.
That's it. [audience cheering]
The quest. [Korina] Next.
The Ring cycle? [whispering] The fucking Ring cycle.
Theoretically? [Brad] Theoretically.
This guy? [screaming]
This sounds less good than super great. Hey.
Two seconds. And I'm out.
Um, can I ask you a question? Yes.
We're getting in. [Rolph] Yeah, Brad, let's get that money.
Well... Nerd.
What are you saying? No, Gwen. We can't make it.
What are you two whispering about? I'm trying to comfort the poor man,
What if we get caught? We won't get caught.
What the fuck was that? What?
What? [announcer] Take your place.
What? But you can.
What? Yes, that's all. That's all?
Where are they going? Do we follow them?
Whoo! I cracked the Siegfried!
Why am I a secretary? Blame her, she made them. Move.
Yeah, only as a last resort. Pow!
Yeah, yeah. [whispers] I love sandwiches.
Yeah, you're right. Okay.
Yeah? [Brad grunts]
Yes, that was me. [cat meows]
Yes! [exclaims] Whoo! That's game over.
Yes. Okay.
You brought the transport time forward? Yes.
You did it? I did it.
You did it. I've done it.
You good, bro? Good, brother.
You good? Yeah, I'm fine.
You just said this would be easy. I realize what I just said, okay?
You think I'm an idiot? I never said that.
You're nothing without me. And me having to clean up...
You're stressed. You're stressed!
...and I follow.
...because I was afraid that you would actually kill somebody.
...if we got here and cracked the safe?
...this is his watch.
...while Rolph waits in the van,
"Hey, I feel great. I cracked a Wagner."
"Junior branch coordinator."
"Ludwig Dieter."
"Password: Götterdämmerung."
"Spunked"? What do you mean?
"Want to put your skills to the test?"
["Das Rheingold" playing]
["Ride of the Valkyries" continues playing]
["Ride of the Valkyries" playing]
[alarm beeping]
[alarm blaring]
[alarm blaring]
[alarm ringing]
[all grunting]
[all laughing]
[announcer] And remember, only four competitors advance to the next stage.
[announcer] And so is Mr. Nervous Guy.
[announcer] If your safe remains locked, please leave the floor.
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our final competitor.
[announcer] Neo's on to the second dial.
[announcer] One more slot.
[announcer] Ready,
[announcer] The clock is set.
[announcer] Time's running.
[announcer] Who's ready for the main event?
[announcer] Your bets please. Place your bets.
[audience cheering]
[audience cheering]
[audience cheering]
[audience cheering]
[audience cheering]
[audience cheering]
[audience continues cheering]
[Beatrix] Good luck, team.
[Beatrix] Hmm. See, I told you it was too good to be true.
[Beatrix] What the fuck was that?
[beeps]
[beeps]
[beeps]
[beeps]
[bell chimes]
[bell chimes]
[bell chiming]
[bell rings]
[bells chiming]
[bells chiming]
[blows]
[both cheering]
[both chuckle]
[both grunt]
[both grunting]
[both grunting]
[both grunting]
[both laughing]
[Brad chuckles]
[Brad groans]
[Brad sighs]
[Brad] All right, you'll go in first.
[Brad] Bonjour.
[Brad] Come on, let's go!
[Brad] Gwen, grab my hand.
[Brad] Hello?
[Brad] Hey, show some respect, dude.
[Brad] Hey.
[Brad] Move, Rolph. Drive.
[Brad] Once you're inside,
[Brad] Once you've done that, I'll provide the final part of the distraction...
[Brad] This is gonna be a breeze.
[Brad] What did you just call me?
[Brad] Where are you goin'?
[Brad]...about two more tries.
[breath trembling]
[breath trembling]
[breath trembling]
[breath trembling]
[breathes deeply]
[breathes deeply]
[breathing heavily]
[breathing heavily]
[breathing heavily]
[breathing heavily]
[buzzer sounds]
[buzzing]
[camera clattering]
[camera shutter clicking]
[captivating music playing]
[captivating music playing]
[cars honking]
[cats meowing]
[cell phone chimes]
[cell phone ringing]
[cheering]
[cheering]
[chuckles softly]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles] Of course. You know him as Brad, don't you?
[chuckles] Shouldn't have brought that into a family establishment.
[chuckles] Sure, but... Ludwig Dieter.
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[clanging continues]
[clanging]
[clears throat softly]
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
[clears throat] Far away, that is, if you're one of my international friends.
[clicking]
[clicking]
[clicking]
[clicks tongue] Okay, where... where would you go?
[computer trilling]
[continues indistinctly]
[continues indistinctly]
[Delacroix sighs]
[Delacroix] Freeze.
[Delacroix] I don't want your money.
[Delacroix] Northwest corner.
[Delacroix] Okay. Come on, guys.
[Delacroix] Open the gate.
[Delacroix] Southside?
[Delacroix] They must have an accomplice right here in town.
[Delacroix] You traded your safe.
[door buzzes]
[door closes]
[door opens]
[dramatic music playing]
[elevator dings]
[engine accelerating]
[engine accelerating]
[exciting orchestral music playing]
[exclaiming]
[exclaims]
[exclaims]
[exhales]
[exhales]
[exhales]
[exhilarating music playing]
[exhilarating music playing]
[exhilarating music playing]
[exhilarating music playing]
[exhilarating music playing]
[fast paced music playing]
[gasps, groans]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gears clanking]
[gears turning]
[gears turning]
[gears turning]
[giggling]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[guard in Czech] Fucking Christ!
[guard in Czech] Got him. Camera 52.
[guard in Czech] Show me your ID.
[guards groaning]
[gulps] Gulp.
[Gwendoline in English] ...that we have set up under a fake name.
[Gwendoline in English] At which point I will slip out.
[Gwendoline in English] I'll ask to see a safety deposit box...
[Gwendoline in English] When she was ten, using only her laptop,
[Gwendoline sighs]
[Gwendoline] And last but not least, our very own real life action hero.
[Gwendoline] And remember, you will no doubt be sweating profusely.
[Gwendoline] And then you succeeded.
[Gwendoline] Come on.
[Gwendoline] Great. Yeah.
[Gwendoline] He did it.
[Gwendoline] I know we're an odd bunch, but we've just stuck together for so long.
[Gwendoline] I'll follow, lifting the keys off the security guard,
[Gwendoline] I've done a lot of stupid shit. [chuckles]
[Gwendoline] Look around. The world's fucked.
[Gwendoline] Oh, no.
[Gwendoline] Okay, she means it's child's play.
[Gwendoline] Sebastian, get out of here.
[Gwendoline] Sebastian?
[Gwendoline] That's right.
[Gwendoline] Then I'll take you back to the restroom.
[Gwendoline] We have scoped out the location
[Gwendoline] We'll be gone before they even know we're here.
[Gwendoline] What?
[Gwendoline] What's going on?
[heart beating]
[heart thumping]
[helicopter hovering]
[hesitates]
[hesitates]
[horn honking]
[imitates growling]
[in a raspy voice] Zombies...
[in Czech] Damn it.
[in Czech] Freeze!
[in Czech] Going to Old Town.
[in Czech] Hi.
[in Czech] Stop!
[in Czech] We lost him.
[in English] ...as he is effectively
[in English] ...I retreated into my own world and improved my skills.
[in English] All the hairs on my chest burned off.
[in English] And to document my passion, I used to write my own comic book.
[in English] Anything?
[in English] Come on, move. How are we getting on?
[in English] Come on!
[in English] Fuck me.
[in English] Gil, can you hear me?
[in English] Hello, Sebastian.
[in English] Hey, it's okay, it's just me.
[in English] Hold on, I know you.
[in English] I swear to God, if they find them before we do...
[in English] I'm so sorry.
[in English] Korina will enter...
[in English] Let's go.
[in English] Make way!
[in English] Make way! Make way!
[in English] Oh, fuck.
[in English] Oh, my God.
[in English] Pretend to unlock.
[in English] Shit.
[in English] Um, how can I say, uh... I'm in, uh, trouble?
[in English] Um, I think I speak for all of us
[in English] What are you doing?
[in English] Where are they? Don't fuck with me.
[in English] Whoo! Take them in.
[in English] You understand? English?
[in French] Delacroix, asshole.
[in French] Excuse me, sir. Could you hold these, please?
[in French] Five o'clock!
[in French] I have an appointment for the deposit room.
[in French] I know him.
[in French] Let her go! Stop it!
[in French] Okay! Let's go!
[in French] So sorry. [chuckles]
[in French] That way, please.
[in French] What? Shit!
[in French] You speak English? A little bit?
[in German] Crazy! How did I do that?
[in German] Damn it!
[in German] Fucking asshole.
[in German] Hello, I'm...
[in German] Hello, my dear friends. It's me again, your great safecracker.
[in German] I did it. Yes!
[in German] I need the bicycle!
[in German] In Nevada, a virus outbreak of unknown origin continues to spread,
[in German] Just pretend.
[in German] Make way!
[in German] Nice to meet you, Sebastian.
[in German] Perfect. That was perfect.
[in German] Shit, shit, shit!
[in German] Shit.
[in German] Silence!
[in German] Thank you.
[in German] Whoo hoo! Madness! Whoo!
[in Portuguese] That movie looks fucking awesome.
[indistinct chatter on TV]
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct shouting]
[inhales]
[Korina sighing]
[Korina] And I will ensure that the teller leaves the hallway.
[Korina] And the Siegfried, in a casino in St. Moritz, Switzerland.
[Korina] As good as can be expected.
[Korina] Come on!
[Korina] Guys, status?
[Korina] Gwen, go up to level four.
[Korina] He's shot in the shoulder.
[Korina] Hello. This is Interpol.
[Korina] Maybe they're prophecies, not dreams.
[Korina] Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
[Korina] Okay, Rolph, let's go.
[Korina] The Rheingold, in a small bank in Paris, France.
[Korina] We wait for the shift change at 5:00.
[Korina] You ready?
[laptop chimes]
[laptop chimes]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs] Save me one of those laptops.
[machine whirring]
[man grunting]
[man in English] Can't believe you drink that.
[man] Can you crack it?
[man] Clear.
[man] Whoa! Listen to this.
[man] You should've seen the look on your face.
[melancholy music playing]
[meows]
[mimicking gunshot]
[moans]
[mouthing] Come on.
[muffled grunting]
[muffled scream]
[murmurs indistinctly]
[music stops]
[music stops]
[muttering]
[mutters]
[mysterious music playing]
[officer in Czech] Stop!
[officer in Czech] Stop!
[officers shouting indistinctly]
[ominous music playing]
[operatic music playing on phone]
[operatic music playing over speakers]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting] I dreamt of them again.
[people screaming]
[people screaming]
[people screaming]
[people screaming]
[phone ringing]
[playful music playing]
[radio chatter]
[reporter, in German] Dear viewers,
[roars]
[Rolph whispers] Korina.
[Rolph] Big day tomorrow.
[Rolph] Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your left,
[Rolph] Yeah. We already know this.
[scoffs]
[scoffs]
[scratching at door]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screams hysterically]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[Sebastian groaning]
[Sebastian grunting]
[Sebastian laughing] We did it!
[Sebastian over radio] Six of seven.
[Sebastian sighs]
[Sebastian] But what about the security inside the casino?
[Sebastian] Do you want to hear a secret?
[Sebastian] First of seven.
[Sebastian] Fuck me.
[Sebastian] Gwen, what are you doing? He'll shoot you.
[Sebastian] Holy moly, this looks bigger than the last one.
[Sebastian] I'm ready.
[Sebastian] Look at me,
[Sebastian] My God.
[Sebastian] Oh, my God.
[Sebastian] Oh, wow. That's a lot of kitties.
[Sebastian] Seeing that she had not just gotten me a passport,
[Sebastian] That was when I first saw her.
[Sebastian] The Götterdämmerung.
[Sebastian] Why did he change it?
[Sebastian] Yes, and I did it.
[Sebastian] Yes, I copy your copies.
[shouting indistinctly]
[shouting indistinctly]
[shushes]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs] But I'd be lying if I said I didn't sometimes think about
[sighs] Do you mean "punked"?
[sighs] Gulp.
[sighs] I put a lot of work into planning the third heist,
[sighs] No.
[singing jazz song]
[siren chirps]
[siren wailing in distance]
[siren wailing]
[sirens wailing]
[sirens wailing]
[sirens wailing]
[smacks lips] But, permit me to ask then,
[snarling]
[sniffles]
[sniffles]
[sniffles]
[softly] Okay.
[solemn music playing]
[speaking French]
[speaking German]
[speaking indistinctly]
[spluttering] Guns. We have guns?
[splutters] Wait.
[squealing]
[suspenseful music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
[thrilling music playing]
[thrilling music playing]
[thudding]
[thumping rhythmically]
[thumping rhythmically]
[thumping]
[thumps]
[thunder rumbling]
[thunder rumbling]
[tires screech]
[tires screech]
[tires screeching]
[tires screeching]
[tires screeching]
[upbeat music playing]
[upbeat pop music playing]
[water running]
[whispering indistinctly]
[whispering indistinctly]
[whispering indistinctly]
[whispering] No need to whisper.
[whispering] Sebastian, he's right. We won't make it.
[whispering] Wait. Korina, what elevator?
[whispers in German]
[whispers] Already?
[whispers] But why me? I am no criminal.
[whispers] Götterdämmerung.
[whispers] He thinks it makes him look cool.
[whispers] Hey. So this is bad news for me, isn't it?
[whispers] Holy shit, it worked.
[whispers] I'm here for, um, a very secret thing.
[whispers] Okay. If you say so.
[whispers] That's a difficult one.
[whispers] The Ring cycle.
[woman] Hey, the guy in the front...
[woman] Mm hmm.
[woman] Sir.
[woman] You did. And as agreed, we brought transport time forward.
[yelling]
[zombie growls]

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