A bar on Long Island. from The Tender Bar
A book. With a book, you'll go years from The Tender Bar
A doctor at school says I have no identity. from The Tender Bar
A father son breakfast might be tough. from The Tender Bar
A little while later, after being arrested while on air from The Tender Bar
A lot of people don't. from The Tender Bar
A vote's taken and, um, I can't tell you who voted how or why from The Tender Bar
A, it's in remission. from The Tender Bar
Ability as a concept, turned into a mechanical, empirical construct. from The Tender Bar
About me? from The Tender Bar
About what? from The Tender Bar
According to the laws of the sovereign state of New York, from The Tender Bar
Actually, he owes me this fucking car. from The Tender Bar
Adam, excellent. from The Tender Bar
Ah, this guy's got nothing. from The Tender Bar
Ah, we all make mistakes. from The Tender Bar
Ah. from The Tender Bar
Ah. from The Tender Bar
All I really remember about him is that fucking voice. from The Tender Bar
All props to the 82nd, but your little fucking airdrop on Grenada is not a war. from The Tender Bar
All right, all right, all right. Ready? from The Tender Bar
All right, and I want you to do things that you do with your dad, all right? from The Tender Bar
All right, answer me this. from The Tender Bar
All right, fuck this. from The Tender Bar
All right, give me a hand. from The Tender Bar
All right, guys, put invitations on my desk. from The Tender Bar
All right, here you go. Nice grip. from The Tender Bar
All right, one more. from The Tender Bar
All right, shut the fuck up. from The Tender Bar
All right, so she gets agita, whatever that is. from The Tender Bar
All right, so she gets that and she needs her space from The Tender Bar
All right, so you're gonna make your own invitations. from The Tender Bar
All right? from The Tender Bar
All right? Got that? from The Tender Bar
All right. from The Tender Bar
All right. from The Tender Bar
All right. from The Tender Bar
All right. from The Tender Bar
All right. from The Tender Bar
All right. from The Tender Bar
All those assholes are now characters. from The Tender Bar
Also, the Gatsby thing, you know? from The Tender Bar
Always take philosophy, okay? from The Tender Bar
And after college at Harvard or Yale! from The Tender Bar
And after failing to pay our rent for five months, from The Tender Bar
And an occasional nervous breakdown. from The Tender Bar
And bring the kid in here and you're traumatizing him. from The Tender Bar
And do you know why? from The Tender Bar
And don't play sports. from The Tender Bar
And fixed it up for all you little assholes. from The Tender Bar
And Harry S Truman did not use a dot after his... from The Tender Bar
And he's doing this he's farting and saying he didn't do it, from The Tender Bar
And her time and all that, right? from The Tender Bar
And I say you got it. from The Tender Bar
And I talk to them about canceling their whole life and getting term, from The Tender Bar
And I will pick you up at your grandfather's at30. from The Tender Bar
And I work at a family business. from The Tender Bar
And I'm gonna always tell you the truth. from The Tender Bar
And I'm sitting here with somebody who actually is a psychologist from The Tender Bar
And I'm so down here. from The Tender Bar
And I'm telling you, JR, I promise you, whether you write at The Times, from The Tender Bar
And if it's gonna have any structure... from The Tender Bar
And if they don't, you get the fuck out of there. from The Tender Bar
And in his case, this was 20 years ago. from The Tender Bar
And is going to have it out. from The Tender Bar
And it becomes very obvious very fast. from The Tender Bar
And just my luck, publishing was headed toward memoir. from The Tender Bar
And one of the things she always loved to do was ride around from The Tender Bar
And over all these years, from The Tender Bar
And said he put a contract on my mother's life. from The Tender Bar
And she's a secretary. from The Tender Bar
And so are his friends legally men. from The Tender Bar
And sometimes that's all there is. from The Tender Bar
And spend all their money and throw back from The Tender Bar
And tell her that you've improved your position, from The Tender Bar
And that is why you from The Tender Bar
And that semester just flew by for both of us. from The Tender Bar
And that was it dumped in Connecticut. from The Tender Bar
And that was it. from The Tender Bar
And that's why he lives at home. from The Tender Bar
And the continual questions about it have left him without identity. from The Tender Bar
And The Exorcist scared the fuck out of me, by the way. from The Tender Bar
And The Times uses them anyway. from The Tender Bar
And then I loaned the guy 30 bucks, which... from The Tender Bar
And they're gonna be opening for The Who for three days from The Tender Bar
And this is great. from The Tender Bar
And watch Don't Look Now with Donald Sutherland. from The Tender Bar
And we're gonna make invitations. from The Tender Bar
And were descended from the lucky. from The Tender Bar
And when my byline appears every day. from The Tender Bar
And when you're 11 years old, you want an Uncle Charlie. from The Tender Bar
And wonder what life must be like in them. from The Tender Bar
And write me a ten page paper. from The Tender Bar
And yet you all end up back here. from The Tender Bar
And you can enjoy a cocktail with your old man. from The Tender Bar
And you cast it in this very negative light from The Tender Bar
And you come from a long line of fuckups. from The Tender Bar
And you know what might happen? from The Tender Bar
And you rip his fucking lungs out. from The Tender Bar
And you sit there looking for errors in baseline perception. from The Tender Bar
And you still won't have the background Sidney's looking for from The Tender Bar
And you take care of, if you have one, your woman. from The Tender Bar
And you'll be mainly blossoming as a barfly. from The Tender Bar
And you'll be registered to win $500. from The Tender Bar
And you'll find in life that most of them are not. from The Tender Bar
And you're gonna read to them from your schoolwork, from The Tender Bar
And, above all, delusion, from The Tender Bar
And, uh, how's your mother? from The Tender Bar
And, uh, I've been here and there... from The Tender Bar
And... probably not gonna get a whole lot better, from The Tender Bar
And... you made the list. from The Tender Bar
Any questions? Yes. from The Tender Bar
Anything else? from The Tender Bar
Anyway, long story short, I picked Venice. from The Tender Bar
Anywhere is the same as prison. from The Tender Bar
Apricots. from The Tender Bar
Aquinas. from The Tender Bar
Are you any good at writing? from The Tender Bar
Are you in psychotherapy? I should think you would be. from The Tender Bar
Are you in search for your father? from The Tender Bar
Are you reading this paper? from The Tender Bar
Aristotle. I think. from The Tender Bar
As for you, keep listening to the radio. from The Tender Bar
As God is my witness, from The Tender Bar
As if you would always know your father instantly. from The Tender Bar
As kidnapping comes with responsibilities. from The Tender Bar
As you know, the editors have had a chance from The Tender Bar
As you make your way through the text. from The Tender Bar
At Grandpa's, like everybody. from The Tender Bar
At Kathy's. from The Tender Bar
At least that's my experience. from The Tender Bar
At Madison Square Garden, starting... from The Tender Bar
Aw, you must be the apple of your mother's eye. from The Tender Bar
Aw. from The Tender Bar
Back 'em up on me, too, Charlie. from The Tender Bar
Be a full house. from The Tender Bar
Be a good son. from The Tender Bar
Be good to your mother. from The Tender Bar
Be nice to her. from The Tender Bar
Because everything I see is unattainable. from The Tender Bar
Because he's a selfish old prick who resents taking care of his family. from The Tender Bar
Because she didn't have a good son. from The Tender Bar
Because she's dumped you like nine times. from The Tender Bar
Because she's getting married on Memorial Day. from The Tender Bar
Because that will take away all the power and the majesty from The Tender Bar
Before you realize that that doesn't mean anything, either. from The Tender Bar
Being somebody. from The Tender Bar
Besides being a lawyer and suing my father. from The Tender Bar
Bet you write like nuns fuck. from The Tender Bar
Brothers are partners. from The Tender Bar
Bucolic. Fulcrum. Inimical. from The Tender Bar
But above all, it's where Uncle Charlie lived. from The Tender Bar
But here is this the furniture is held together with duct tape, from The Tender Bar
But I cannot figure out what the fuck they are saying in Henry V. from The Tender Bar
But I loved it. from The Tender Bar
But I never let you win. from The Tender Bar
But I think Yale mostly took care of her anxieties. from The Tender Bar
But I wondered if it was like a thing you would always know, from The Tender Bar
But I'm wondering if this is JR. from The Tender Bar
But I've only seen him a couple of times. from The Tender Bar
But in America, have a car. from The Tender Bar
But in Paradise Lost. from The Tender Bar
But it is not easy. from The Tender Bar
But it took place in Venice. from The Tender Bar
But men get really fucked up. from The Tender Bar
But that didn't mean some dime store fifth grade shrink could go toe to toe. from The Tender Bar
But the Mets drink at The Dickens. from The Tender Bar
But then they blame you for dispensing it once they get it. from The Tender Bar
But there was something about her, something different, from The Tender Bar
But Uncle Charlie thought this was a less serious threat, from The Tender Bar
But we have to be conscious of the trend, right? from The Tender Bar
But you commit. You make a decision. from The Tender Bar
But you got to have a drink your drink. from The Tender Bar
But you have a relationship. from The Tender Bar
But you're a writer the minute you say you are. from The Tender Bar
But, um, the end result is from The Tender Bar
But... big decision, Chief. from The Tender Bar
Calm down. I didn't say you were good. from The Tender Bar
Came on the train didn't have a car. from The Tender Bar
Can I just not come to the breakfast? from The Tender Bar
Can people read those books? from The Tender Bar
Can they read... from The Tender Bar
Can you fucking come to me with this shit, please? from The Tender Bar
Can't have any kind of fucking rapprochements from The Tender Bar
Change a tire, jump a car, take care of your mother, don't drink your stashies. from The Tender Bar
Charles Dickens. You know who that is? from The Tender Bar
Charlie, back 'em up on me. from The Tender Bar
Charlie! from The Tender Bar
Chaz says you're insecure at Yale. from The Tender Bar
College ain't for everybody. from The Tender Bar
Come here. Come with me. from The Tender Bar
Come on, Chaz, back 'em up on me. from The Tender Bar
Come on, get it by him. Get it by him. from The Tender Bar
Come on. from The Tender Bar
Comes into the bar. from The Tender Bar
Dad owns the firm. from The Tender Bar
Dad? from The Tender Bar
Deal with it. from The Tender Bar
Depending on the economy. from The Tender Bar
Did you go and... from The Tender Bar
DJ (over radio): There's your Golden Earring, from The Tender Bar
Do I remind you of him? from The Tender Bar
Do not tell her you want her back. Did you say that? from The Tender Bar
Do puzzles, you don't get Alzheimer's. from The Tender Bar
Do very well in school. from The Tender Bar
Do well in school, and you get to see Italy. from The Tender Bar
Do well in school. from The Tender Bar
Do you have plans in your head to make something of yourself, from The Tender Bar
Do you want some water? from The Tender Bar
Do you want to meet Brian? from The Tender Bar
Do you? from The Tender Bar
Doesn't mean he's gonna show up. from The Tender Bar
Doesn't stand for anything. His name is JR. from The Tender Bar
Don't accept it. from The Tender Bar
Don't be like one of these assholes here who acts like from The Tender Bar
Don't be trying to be a fucking tough guy, all right? from The Tender Bar
Don't carry your money like a drunk. Oh, and, uh... from The Tender Bar
Don't come back! from The Tender Bar
Don't look at me like that. from The Tender Bar
Don't look for your father to save you. from The Tender Bar
Don't say I never gave you nothing. from The Tender Bar
Don't tell anybody I'm a good grandfather. from The Tender Bar
Don't they know the way the world is today? from The Tender Bar
Double Scotch, whatever the well is, from The Tender Bar
Edited and translated by me. from The Tender Bar
EE Cummings uh, no, uh, periods. from The Tender Bar
Even if she stabs you with scissors. from The Tender Bar
Ever since I was a kid, I've just... from The Tender Bar
Every great writer, every great book. from The Tender Bar
Every time you walk in the door forever. from The Tender Bar
Everybody alive is lucky from The Tender Bar
Everybody needs to know the cesspool isn't taking it. from The Tender Bar
Falling in love is a blessing. Try to enjoy it. from The Tender Bar
Fastball is in there for a strike, and it's two and two. from The Tender Bar
Fasten your fucking seat belt. from The Tender Bar
Father based? from The Tender Bar
Fill yourself up. from The Tender Bar
First movie was The Exorcist. from The Tender Bar
First thing he did when he got out of the hospital was light a cigarette. from The Tender Bar
Five. from The Tender Bar
For being a shitty father, I'll give you the first shot. from The Tender Bar
For nonpayment of child support, from The Tender Bar
For the time being, in this class, though I beat against barbarous current, from The Tender Bar
Four gin martinis, up with a twist. from The Tender Bar
Fregosi is the hitter facing the right hander Jenkins. from The Tender Bar
From that moment on, I wanted to be a writer. from The Tender Bar
Fuck you, Charlie. from The Tender Bar
Fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch. Fuck you! from The Tender Bar
Fuck you! from The Tender Bar
Fuck you! Learn how to fucking drive, you twat. from The Tender Bar
Fuck you. from The Tender Bar
Fuck you. First one is mine. from The Tender Bar
Geez, Mom. from The Tender Bar
Get one. from The Tender Bar
Get that before your grandmother does. from The Tender Bar
Get the fuck out of here. from The Tender Bar
Get your drink. You get your butts. from The Tender Bar
Girls become wives and mothers. That was his point of view. from The Tender Bar
Give me my 30 bucks or get the fuck out of the car. from The Tender Bar
Give me the fucking phone. from The Tender Bar
Go and sweep her away? from The Tender Bar
Go around to the bar. Get me a pack of cigarettes. from The Tender Bar
Go get a ball. from The Tender Bar
Go. from The Tender Bar
Goddamn, you look like you had some kind of a breakthrough. from The Tender Bar
Good day with the kid? from The Tender Bar
Good night, JR. from The Tender Bar
Good night. from The Tender Bar
Good to see you, young man. from The Tender Bar
Good. Be out of here in a few days. from The Tender Bar
Goodness. Evidently, tonight, you guys are backed up on Chief and Joey D. from The Tender Bar
Got it. from The Tender Bar
Got your pack of butts, right? from The Tender Bar
GRANDPA (singing along): from The Tender Bar
Grandpa needs a pack of Old Golds. from The Tender Bar
Grandpa resents taking care of his family. from The Tender Bar
Grandpa. from The Tender Bar
Great. Thank you. from The Tender Bar
Handily contained for you in one book, from The Tender Bar
Handmade invitations for the father and son breakfast. from The Tender Bar
Have you applied to newspapers? from The Tender Bar
Have you ever been there? from The Tender Bar
Haven't got any. from The Tender Bar
He also threatened to kidnap me, from The Tender Bar
He has dubiety about his identity, possibly. from The Tender Bar
He has no identity, which causes rage. from The Tender Bar
He knows Greek and Latin. from The Tender Bar
He played Top 40 hits, and he'd talk about the musicians. from The Tender Bar
He runs a bar. from The Tender Bar
He said to be ready at 30. from The Tender Bar
He shows up. from The Tender Bar
He was always on the radio, in New York. from The Tender Bar
He was Johnny Ace or Johnny Michaels on the radio. from The Tender Bar
He was right, of course. from The Tender Bar
He was self taught. from The Tender Bar
He's a prodigy, that kid. from The Tender Bar
He's in North Carolina doing a talk show. from The Tender Bar
He's just a guy on the radio. from The Tender Bar
He's just an asshole who happens to be on the radio. from The Tender Bar
He's not in the radio. from The Tender Bar
He's not my father. from The Tender Bar
He's on the radio. from The Tender Bar
He's the likeliest to be able to leave my house from The Tender Bar
He's throwing down. from The Tender Bar
Heard it here first. from The Tender Bar
Hello? from The Tender Bar
Hello? from The Tender Bar
Help me pitch? from The Tender Bar
Here comes the pitch. from The Tender Bar
Here it is. from The Tender Bar
Here we go. from The Tender Bar
Here you go, kid. from The Tender Bar
Here you go. from The Tender Bar
Here. from The Tender Bar
Here's the thing. from The Tender Bar
Hey, asshole. from The Tender Bar
Hey, Bobo, get me a size 13, will you? from The Tender Bar
Hey, Charlie, back him up on me. from The Tender Bar
Hey, Charlie. How's it hanging? from The Tender Bar
Hey, Dad. from The Tender Bar
Hey, don't be a fucking... You know what? from The Tender Bar
Hey, get that kid a drink on me. from The Tender Bar
Hey, I got an announcement. from The Tender Bar
Hey, I'm glad you made it. from The Tender Bar
Hey, now, eat your cereal. from The Tender Bar
Hey, uh... from The Tender Bar
Hey, your mom tells me you listen to your old man on the radio a lot. from The Tender Bar
Hey! from The Tender Bar
Hey! (clears throat) from The Tender Bar
Hey! The fuck are you guys doing here? from The Tender Bar
Hey. from The Tender Bar
Hey. He's looking for you. from The Tender Bar
Hey. JR. from The Tender Bar
Hey. Whose kid is that? from The Tender Bar
Hi, honey. from The Tender Bar
Hi, sir. from The Tender Bar
Hi. from The Tender Bar
His mother's a secretary. She's busy. She's not here, so I came. from The Tender Bar
Hiya. from The Tender Bar
Hmm. I never thought about it like that. from The Tender Bar
Hmm. Okay. from The Tender Bar
Hmm... from The Tender Bar
Hold on a sec. Let me get those. from The Tender Bar
Home never meant the same thing to my mother as it did to me. from The Tender Bar
How are you supposed to be a student at Yale? from The Tender Bar
How are you? He wants to know. from The Tender Bar
How did you get sick? from The Tender Bar
How do you get to go places? from The Tender Bar
How how was the party? from The Tender Bar
How is your Uncle Charlie? from The Tender Bar
How long were you in Vietnam? from The Tender Bar
How sure are you about your identity? Hmm? from The Tender Bar
How would you like to see a ball game with your old man? from The Tender Bar
How? from The Tender Bar
How's your mom doing with the cancer? from The Tender Bar
However, if it is a memoir, from The Tender Bar
However, the Church is on her last legs. from The Tender Bar
Huh? What? from The Tender Bar
I already did. from The Tender Bar
I also don't want to talk to you about all those. from The Tender Bar
I also like to read. from The Tender Bar
I always love to see you on this train. from The Tender Bar
I am gonna be late! from The Tender Bar
I am. from The Tender Bar
I am. I am gonna die. from The Tender Bar
I can enjoy a cocktail. from The Tender Bar
I can't explain it, really, why I kept going back. from The Tender Bar
I cannot offer you a position as a reporter. from The Tender Bar
I cooked a chicken, got some vegetables. from The Tender Bar
I could use a little help in here. from The Tender Bar
I couldn't have picked him out of a crowd. from The Tender Bar
I didn't do that. from The Tender Bar
I didn't know what he looked like. from The Tender Bar
I didn't need Sidney. from The Tender Bar
I don't even have any shit to get together. from The Tender Bar
I don't have a father complex. from The Tender Bar
I don't have a father. from The Tender Bar
I don't have more. from The Tender Bar
I don't know what it is, but if you don't have it immediately... from The Tender Bar
I don't know where Alex is. from The Tender Bar
I don't know, my feet are getting bigger, apparently. from The Tender Bar
I don't know. from The Tender Bar
I don't know. Maybe. from The Tender Bar
I don't like male jewelry, but I thought, from The Tender Bar
I don't see much of him. from The Tender Bar
I don't think I told you over the phone from The Tender Bar
I don't think you should dwell on it. from The Tender Bar
I don't want to be a junior. from The Tender Bar
I don't want to have the same name. from The Tender Bar
I doubt it. from The Tender Bar
I fear that sometimes the question is too little asked. from The Tender Bar
I get to go bowling 'cause I did the Wordy Gurdy. from The Tender Bar
I go fucking bowling every fucking Wednesday! Fuck you! from The Tender Bar
I got a great job. from The Tender Bar
I got into Yale to be a lawyer. from The Tender Bar
I got to go. from The Tender Bar
I got you, uh, something. from The Tender Bar
I guess you think you're a man now, huh? from The Tender Bar
I had four, but Mrs. Cafferty took a fall from The Tender Bar
I had to sneak, 'cause after he left us, from The Tender Bar
I hadn't been to New York City to see his face on billboards and buses. from The Tender Bar
I have stuff in the Yale paper. from The Tender Bar
I have yet to see since. from The Tender Bar
I hope so, 'cause she's sad. from The Tender Bar
I I I didn't make it, as you know. from The Tender Bar
I just don't have one. from The Tender Bar
I just don't want a relationship. from The Tender Bar
I knew that my first great love probably wouldn't be my last. from The Tender Bar
I know a lot of guys that think they're writers, from The Tender Bar
I like it. from The Tender Bar
I like to read. from The Tender Bar
I live with him. from The Tender Bar
I love that. from The Tender Bar
I love to read everything I could get my hands on. from The Tender Bar
I love you anyway. from The Tender Bar
I make an excellent gin martini. from The Tender Bar
I make the rules. from The Tender Bar
I mean, I can do Wordy Gurdy all day long, from The Tender Bar
I mean, I I know you think this is supposed to change everything, but... from The Tender Bar
I mean, I just failed an English exam, but a house is a dwelling from The Tender Bar
I mean, I just feel like Sidney's so up here from The Tender Bar
I mean, I'm good at sports, too, but... from The Tender Bar
I mean, the set of pipes. from The Tender Bar
I mean, what can't she go to? from The Tender Bar
I mean, what do you study at Yale? from The Tender Bar
I mean... from The Tender Bar
I mean... no. from The Tender Bar
I need to go to Sidney's for Christmas. from The Tender Bar
I never gambled. That was my problem. from The Tender Bar
I only met him once, and I was pretty young, from The Tender Bar
I promise. from The Tender Bar
I quit drinking. from The Tender Bar
I remember you. from The Tender Bar
I said shut the fuck up! from The Tender Bar
I said you can ride the fucking bike. from The Tender Bar
I said, you know, you could be. from The Tender Bar
I saw you in the yard playing sports. from The Tender Bar
I still teach Western literature, from The Tender Bar
I swear to God, I have no idea how from The Tender Bar
I think a Yale man should drink gin myself, from The Tender Bar
I think I should take you to the train. from The Tender Bar
I think I'm okay. from The Tender Bar
I think I'm seeing someone else. from The Tender Bar
I think I've always studied people. from The Tender Bar
I think she's been paddling both of ours for a very long time. from The Tender Bar
I think The Times is probably out of my league. from The Tender Bar
I think you should go back to sleep, wake up in 20 years, from The Tender Bar
I thought you were gonna be a writer. from The Tender Bar
I told her not a dime. from The Tender Bar
I want to back up Bobo. from The Tender Bar
I want to be a writer. from The Tender Bar
I want you to succeed. from The Tender Bar
I was dumb. from The Tender Bar
I was expecting a kind of Brideshead Revisited thing. from The Tender Bar
I was gonna hold on to it for a minute, but I'll give it to you now. from The Tender Bar
I was kind of into the "clean break" idea. from The Tender Bar
I was ready at30 so as not to fuck up. from The Tender Bar
I was trying to fucking help you pitch. from The Tender Bar
I was young. from The Tender Bar
I wasn't naive. from The Tender Bar
I will have a job writing a novel. from The Tender Bar
I will. from The Tender Bar
I won't get in. from The Tender Bar
I wonder, from The Tender Bar
I would really like to meet your Uncle Charlie. from The Tender Bar
I... I got an interview at Yale. from The Tender Bar
I... To be honest, I'm not 100% sure we should go memoir. from The Tender Bar
I'd really like for you to meet my Uncle Charlie. from The Tender Bar
I'd spend the next two years just focusing on making something of myself. from The Tender Bar
I'll get a couple tickets. (clears throat) from The Tender Bar
I'll see you back at the house. from The Tender Bar
I'll see you downstairs. from The Tender Bar
I'll see you on the flip side. from The Tender Bar
I'll take care of you. from The Tender Bar
I'll take that as a compliment. from The Tender Bar
I'll tell you when I know you better. from The Tender Bar
I'll walk you. from The Tender Bar
I'm a broadcast professional. from The Tender Bar
I'm a writer. from The Tender Bar
I'm a... I'm a copyboy. from The Tender Bar
I'm allowing myself a cocktail from time to time. from The Tender Bar
I'm at the bar a lot. from The Tender Bar
I'm calling for you. from The Tender Bar
I'm curious because you seem very interested from The Tender Bar
I'm feeling weird. from The Tender Bar
I'm getting agita. from The Tender Bar
I'm going to be a writer. from The Tender Bar
I'm going to Manhattan. from The Tender Bar
I'm gonna be a novelist. from The Tender Bar
I'm good at school. from The Tender Bar
I'm I'm not here. Whoever... from The Tender Bar
I'm just a poor boy who wants a rich girl. from The Tender Bar
I'm just here on a lucky break. It's just a lucky break. from The Tender Bar
I'm letting myself have a cocktail from time to time. from The Tender Bar
I'm Lucky Sperm Club, and no one's ever noticed that I'm an idiot. from The Tender Bar
I'm named after my father. from The Tender Bar
I'm never gonna let you win, ever. from The Tender Bar
I'm never gonna train you out of it, am I? from The Tender Bar
I'm not going to law school. from The Tender Bar
I'm not sick. from The Tender Bar
I'm not the maid. from The Tender Bar
I'm seeing someone. from The Tender Bar
I'm sorry I brought you for Christmas. from The Tender Bar
I'm sorry. You don't have to be such a dick about it. from The Tender Bar
I'm still short 30 bucks. from The Tender Bar
I'm working on my novel. from The Tender Bar
I'm worried about you. from The Tender Bar
I'm writing fiction, I think. from The Tender Bar
I've done some research, from The Tender Bar
I've heard it from someone else. from The Tender Bar
If she loved you, she'd take you poor. from The Tender Bar
If someone abandons you, what does that tell you? from The Tender Bar
If you also have a car. from The Tender Bar
If you didn't believe his concrete proof, the Church would cut your nuts off. from The Tender Bar
If you drink, you keep your shit together. from The Tender Bar
If you get your heart broken, you'll live. from The Tender Bar
If you go to Yale but you don't have any balls, from The Tender Bar
If you have a father complex, it's kind of a red flag. from The Tender Bar
If you read enough books, maybe, if you're lucky, from The Tender Bar
If you take a leak, take it outside. from The Tender Bar
If your shit's not together, you don't drink. from The Tender Bar
Important thing is you never, ever drink that money, right? from The Tender Bar
In a house with her parents, who are both kind of nuts. from The Tender Bar
In fact, fuck Sidney. from The Tender Bar
In his father and his absence, from The Tender Bar
In my official capacity, I have to say, is the only thing from The Tender Bar
In order to hit on his mother? from The Tender Bar
In retrospect, what you do next is gonna be important. from The Tender Bar
In the purple. from The Tender Bar
In the text, it declares you officially a lawyer. from The Tender Bar
In the Yale class of 1986." from The Tender Bar
In which everything derives from two epic poems, from The Tender Bar
Incidentally, where is the old man? from The Tender Bar
Infield playing in. from The Tender Bar
Insurance is taken. from The Tender Bar
Is agita the root of agitation? from The Tender Bar
Is that good? from The Tender Bar
Is that Uncle Charlie? from The Tender Bar
Is the desire to see the face of God the Father. from The Tender Bar
Is there trauma? from The Tender Bar
Is this for Sidney? from The Tender Bar
Is this seat taken? from The Tender Bar
Is, you know, "Fonda's Hondas." from The Tender Bar
It is my belief that the uncertainty about the meaning of his name from The Tender Bar
It makes Mom sad having to keep going to Grandpa's house. from The Tender Bar
It may be possible to kill me, from The Tender Bar
It means the people who think they're rich. from The Tender Bar
It might be malignant, hmm? from The Tender Bar
It was 1973, from The Tender Bar
It was about this same period that he called up drunk from The Tender Bar
It was for Mom, but you got her pregnant. from The Tender Bar
It was Jesus who came down and made him late for work from The Tender Bar
It was possible. from The Tender Bar
It was time. from The Tender Bar
It's a complicated thing. from The Tender Bar
It's a hospitality business. from The Tender Bar
It's a house bike. I took that bike out of the dump from The Tender Bar
It's a man's car. from The Tender Bar
It's a puzzle. from The Tender Bar
It's a signal that you're reaching the end. from The Tender Bar
It's a Yale ring. from The Tender Bar
It's all good. from The Tender Bar
It's also luck. Everybody's lucky. from The Tender Bar
It's America. Pick something. from The Tender Bar
It's better than not gambling. from The Tender Bar
It's Christmas in Connecticut, with a Volvo. from The Tender Bar
It's either all in or nothing. from The Tender Bar
It's for you. from The Tender Bar
It's gonna cost $11,000. from The Tender Bar
It's hard to know where to begin. from The Tender Bar
It's hard to tell people about your father, JR, because... from The Tender Bar
It's in Westhampton. I got a desk. from The Tender Bar
It's just not romantic or sexual. from The Tender Bar
It's not correct. from The Tender Bar
It's not for you to help me pitch. from The Tender Bar
It's not gonna fucking kill anybody. from The Tender Bar
It's not his fucking bike anyway. from The Tender Bar
It's not my place to judge what she's looking for, but... from The Tender Bar
It's not the worst thing if the man puts the woman on a slight pedestal. from The Tender Bar
It's our first night at Yale. from The Tender Bar
It's people. I like to have people. from The Tender Bar
It's Saturday morning. from The Tender Bar
It's the foundation of English law. You should know it. from The Tender Bar
It's time. Wesley has a place. from The Tender Bar
It's very complicated. from The Tender Bar
It's Yiddish for "nerves." from The Tender Bar
It's your bike anyway. from The Tender Bar
It's your mom. from The Tender Bar
It's... my life's been hell. from The Tender Bar
Italy. Jesus, Venice. You ever been to Venice? from The Tender Bar
Jenkins sets, looks in and delivers. from The Tender Bar
Jesuitical. from The Tender Bar
Jesus Christ! from The Tender Bar
Jesus Christ. from The Tender Bar
Jesus, fuck. from The Tender Bar
Jesus. (laughs) from The Tender Bar
Jesus. How old were you? from The Tender Bar
Jimmy, Jim. from The Tender Bar
Jimmy? Jim's good. from The Tender Bar
JR those are his initials? from The Tender Bar
JR got a job at The Times. from The Tender Bar
JR is a writer. from The Tender Bar
JR, come in. from The Tender Bar
JR, open it! from The Tender Bar
JR, say hi to your father. from The Tender Bar
JR, this girl has abandoned you how many times? from The Tender Bar
Junior, JR. from The Tender Bar
Junior. from The Tender Bar
Just not romantic or sexual. from The Tender Bar
Kid, I'm just trying to keep you out of the ruling classes. That's all. from The Tender Bar
Know what I mean? from The Tender Bar
Know what you also do? from The Tender Bar
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a warm welcome from The Tender Bar
Laid your line of bullshit on the subject to him right to his face. from The Tender Bar
Leave some for Charlie. Your grandpa already ate. I love you. from The Tender Bar
Let me show you something, okay? from The Tender Bar
Let me tell Brian that. from The Tender Bar
Let me tell you something. from The Tender Bar
Let's get fucked up. from The Tender Bar
Let's go back and get graduated. from The Tender Bar
Let's go. from The Tender Bar
Life's hard enough without puzzles. from The Tender Bar
Lighten up on your drinking. from The Tender Bar
Like Dad? from The Tender Bar
Like everything is... from The Tender Bar
Like, uh... "Jane's vehicles" from The Tender Bar
Limited edition brass belt buckle, from The Tender Bar
Listen to me. Your mom is gonna be okay. from The Tender Bar
Locked in a downward spiral since the Carter administration. from The Tender Bar
Look who it is. Sit down there. from The Tender Bar
Look, I'm not a genius. It's an obvious question. from The Tender Bar
Looking at houses like this one from The Tender Bar
Lose the drawings. Just get rid of 'em. from The Tender Bar
Lot of people do. (chuckles) from The Tender Bar
Luck, asshole it's why we're all here. from The Tender Bar
Lucky bastard. from The Tender Bar
Ma, I have to ask you something. from The Tender Bar
Make up for your disappointments? from The Tender Bar
Mama shellacs 'em and puts 'em up. from The Tender Bar
Man, you can't shut your daddy up. from The Tender Bar
Many. from The Tender Bar
Marches to his own drummer, but that's what I like about him. from The Tender Bar
Maybe in the future of transportation from The Tender Bar
Maybe the police can make him go? from The Tender Bar
Maybe this is a weird time for me to tell you that I'm not a psychologist. from The Tender Bar
Maybe you can tell me what this is all about. from The Tender Bar
Maybe you forgot. from The Tender Bar
Maybe you said that. from The Tender Bar
Maybe. from The Tender Bar
Maybe. from The Tender Bar
Maybe. from The Tender Bar
Maybe... maybe this is the point where from The Tender Bar
Mets or Yankees? from The Tender Bar
Mets play the Braves tomorrow night. from The Tender Bar
Mine. from The Tender Bar
Minion. Eclectic. from The Tender Bar
Mmm. from The Tender Bar
Mom can use some money. from The Tender Bar
Mom says he might have lost his mind. from The Tender Bar
Mom wants me to. from The Tender Bar
Morning, sport. from The Tender Bar
Most illogical city I have ever seen in my life. from The Tender Bar
MRS. I understand you have an absconded father from The Tender Bar
My brother had a hard on for Julie Christie. from The Tender Bar
My congratulations on your fine work. from The Tender Bar
My father was a radio DJ in New York. from The Tender Bar
My Iliad is just getting better and better as the evening progresses. from The Tender Bar
My mom and I had to move back home to my grandpa's house. from The Tender Bar
My old man said, "Pick a city." from The Tender Bar
My old man's in a radio. from The Tender Bar
My senior year was gonna be epic. from The Tender Bar
My sister's. from The Tender Bar
Nah, it's "Junior." from The Tender Bar
Nah. No. from The Tender Bar
Needed to believe there was a God, so he offered the world concrete proof. from The Tender Bar
Neither am I. from The Tender Bar
Neither of us know how. from The Tender Bar
Never keep somebody away from their cigarettes. from The Tender Bar
Never mind. from The Tender Bar
Never order a well Scotch. from The Tender Bar
Never order it neat. from The Tender Bar
Never under any circumstances hit a woman, from The Tender Bar
Nice to meet you. from The Tender Bar
No chemo, no radiation. from The Tender Bar
No fruit. Okay. from The Tender Bar
No money, no idea what it is I want to do. from The Tender Bar
No psychotherapy, no. from The Tender Bar
No, he's my Uncle Charlie. from The Tender Bar
No, honey. from The Tender Bar
No, I mean, can I read them? from The Tender Bar
No, I think so. from The Tender Bar
No, it's "Junior." from The Tender Bar
No, let JR open it. from The Tender Bar
No, right, but on what subject? from The Tender Bar
No, so he can help you with your fines about the septic tank. from The Tender Bar
No, you have so much to offer her. from The Tender Bar
No, you're not. You're a copyboy. from The Tender Bar
No. from The Tender Bar
No. from The Tender Bar
No. from The Tender Bar
No. from The Tender Bar
No. from The Tender Bar
No. from The Tender Bar
No. Men who want things are. from The Tender Bar
No. Thank you. from The Tender Bar
Nobody gives you a diploma. from The Tender Bar
None. from The Tender Bar
Not because Homer makes you think you suck. from The Tender Bar
Not in my Yale essay. from The Tender Bar
Not in your own worst impulses from The Tender Bar
Not one bit of it makes any sense. from The Tender Bar
Not yet. from The Tender Bar
Nothing in my mom's life came easy. from The Tender Bar
Nothing is face value, and you're the smartest guy in the room, from The Tender Bar
Now I can tell her. from The Tender Bar
Now they're moving to Colorado. from The Tender Bar
Now, as some of you hopefully may know, from The Tender Bar
Now, I don't want to talk to you unless you read all those. from The Tender Bar
Now, I know there are a lot of rug rats running around, from The Tender Bar
Now, tell me, when was the last time you made a good confession? from The Tender Bar
Now, what you do is you read all of those. from The Tender Bar
Of her finding this out for herself. from The Tender Bar
Of Satan. from The Tender Bar
Of you and everything else, and that is why you can't write. from The Tender Bar
Oh, come here and give your old man a hug. from The Tender Bar
Oh, come on, don't fuck with me. from The Tender Bar
Oh, for fuck's sake. Give it to me. from The Tender Bar
Oh, God. from The Tender Bar
Oh, God. from The Tender Bar
Oh, here we go. from The Tender Bar
Oh, I knew it! I knew it. from The Tender Bar
Oh, I love scones, sir. from The Tender Bar
Oh, it's 60 grand. from The Tender Bar
Oh, Jesus Christ. from The Tender Bar
Oh, Jesus Christ. from The Tender Bar
Oh, my God. from The Tender Bar
Oh, no, I'm promoted when I become a full fledged reporter from The Tender Bar
Oh, one more thing very important. from The Tender Bar
Oh, that's it kid's earned his stripes. from The Tender Bar
Oh, yeah? from The Tender Bar
Oh, yeah. We all have our jobs. from The Tender Bar
Oh, you're backed up on Bobo. from The Tender Bar
Oh. from The Tender Bar
Oh. from The Tender Bar
Oh. from The Tender Bar
Oh. from The Tender Bar
Oh. Did he pass on? from The Tender Bar
Oh. I knew it. from The Tender Bar
Oh. No, he's not dead. from The Tender Bar
Oh. No, thank you. from The Tender Bar
Oh. Well, what does JR stand for? from The Tender Bar
Okay, so what are you doing? from The Tender Bar
Okay, that's enough. from The Tender Bar
Okay, two rules. from The Tender Bar
Okay. from The Tender Bar
Okay. from The Tender Bar
Okay. from The Tender Bar
Okay. from The Tender Bar
Okay. from The Tender Bar
Okay. from The Tender Bar
Okay. from The Tender Bar
Okay. from The Tender Bar
Okay. You sure you're all right? from The Tender Bar
Old Hammerhead with vanilla Coke for 30 years. from The Tender Bar
On his own abilities. Hmm? from The Tender Bar
On that day, driving to Manhattan from The Tender Bar
Once you understand that, you can operate in America. from The Tender Bar
Once. from The Tender Bar
One swinging dick to another. I'll give you that one. from The Tender Bar
One year, seven months, five days. from The Tender Bar
Open it. from The Tender Bar
Or among your friends from The Tender Bar
Or in Holland or whatever, things are different, from The Tender Bar
Or it's the contraction for "junior." from The Tender Bar
Orders a well Scotch neat. from The Tender Bar
Other than an emotional mess. from The Tender Bar
Our ancestors were all either fast, smart from The Tender Bar
Our educational system, and indeed from The Tender Bar
Our society as a whole, from The Tender Bar
Ovid's Metamorphos... from The Tender Bar
People have been saying that. Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Perceptive about what? from The Tender Bar
Period. from The Tender Bar
Phil, you ever fucked in a Volvo? from The Tender Bar
Platitude. Duplicity. Sanctimonious." from The Tender Bar
Please do. from The Tender Bar
Poor old guy's probably climbing the walls. from The Tender Bar
Probably lower upper middle class. from The Tender Bar
Probably not. from The Tender Bar
Provisional. Strident. from The Tender Bar
Publishing is going more towards memoir. from The Tender Bar
Publishing is heading towards memoir. from The Tender Bar
Pure gold. from The Tender Bar
Putting the rest into an IRA that builds tax free. from The Tender Bar
Quang Tri, '67 to '69. from The Tender Bar
Read Orwell on the lower upper middle classes. from The Tender Bar
Really? from The Tender Bar
Regardless of the system in place, from The Tender Bar
Remember me? from The Tender Bar
Right now. from The Tender Bar
Right? from The Tender Bar
Right? from The Tender Bar
Right. from The Tender Bar
Ruthie's back there, too. from The Tender Bar
Saturday morning, we're gonna cook them breakfast, from The Tender Bar
Saying "apricots" for no reason. from The Tender Bar
See how he's putting his money in his pocket like that? from The Tender Bar
See that? Look at... look at this guy right there. from The Tender Bar
See this? This little compartment in your wallet, right? from The Tender Bar
See ya. from The Tender Bar
See you soon, Junior. from The Tender Bar
See, I realized that, um, I'm not an alcoholic, so... from The Tender Bar
See, the thing about women... from The Tender Bar
Seeking rapprochements with your mother. from The Tender Bar
Seems like your mother's got you paddling hers a little bit. from The Tender Bar
Selling insurance. from The Tender Bar
She blame me? from The Tender Bar
She dwells in Manhasset, from The Tender Bar
She just had my number. from The Tender Bar
She just needs time, you know? from The Tender Bar
She says I listen too much or try to find you. from The Tender Bar
She sounds like a very intelligent woman, if a trifle optimistic. from The Tender Bar
She taught me about love, from The Tender Bar
She was trying to see if you had your shit together. from The Tender Bar
She wasn't that bad. from The Tender Bar
She's a lucky girl. from The Tender Bar
She's clever. She's perceptive. from The Tender Bar
She's good. from The Tender Bar
She's lower upper middle. from The Tender Bar
She's not really rich. from The Tender Bar
She's really tired after work. from The Tender Bar
She's the new poontang. (chuckles) from The Tender Bar
She's the one with the most invested. from The Tender Bar
SIDNEY (laughs): We can be friends. from The Tender Bar
Sidney tells me you're both architects. from The Tender Bar
Sidney will still never call you out of the blue to get you back. from The Tender Bar
Sidney! from The Tender Bar
Sidney. from The Tender Bar
SIDNEY' Do you like scones, JR? from The Tender Bar
Since the Musketeers actually did this together... from The Tender Bar
Since you can call him Phil, I suppose you can call me Mrs. Lawson. from The Tender Bar
Size 12? from The Tender Bar
Smaller newspaper, perhaps, you know? from The Tender Bar
So both you assholes just graduated? from The Tender Bar
So do not write to her from The Tender Bar
So everybody gets to know each other better. from The Tender Bar
So how'd you end up in Venice? from The Tender Bar
So I have a question for you. from The Tender Bar
So it might be wise for you, in order to avoid tears and disappointment from The Tender Bar
So let's say... let's say you closed the circle with one parent, right? from The Tender Bar
So take note of these and other examples of its use from The Tender Bar
So they cut it out, along with her thyroid. from The Tender Bar
So when I could, I'd sneak away and listen to him on the radio. from The Tender Bar
So you can be independent, and then somebody might want you. from The Tender Bar
So you can sue your father for child support. from The Tender Bar
So you got promoted? from The Tender Bar
So you think you're in love? from The Tender Bar
So you went to war? from The Tender Bar
So you're willing to traumatize a little kid from The Tender Bar
So, how many pages do you have? from The Tender Bar
So, how much do they get for a Yale education these days? from The Tender Bar
So, my brother used to make me go with him from The Tender Bar
So, my parents... from The Tender Bar
So, Sidney saw you in your reduced condition. from The Tender Bar
So, this thing about the radio. from The Tender Bar
So, uh, how's your Iliad? from The Tender Bar
So, what are you doing? from The Tender Bar
So, what do you want to be, JR? from The Tender Bar
So, what does JR stand for? from The Tender Bar
So, without further ado, let's bring them in. from The Tender Bar
So, Yale interview? from The Tender Bar
So, your first byline presents a, uh, problem. from The Tender Bar
So... (sighs) from The Tender Bar
Socrates says you learn more from a bad book than a good one. from The Tender Bar
Some editors voice support, some do not. from The Tender Bar
Some of them are happy, probably. from The Tender Bar
Some people build houses. We build dwellings. from The Tender Bar
Somebody Sidney would want back. from The Tender Bar
Somebody who's not *******. from The Tender Bar
Someplace where you can, uh, learn and grow. from The Tender Bar
Something that gave me hope. from The Tender Bar
Something's wrong with my brain today. from The Tender Bar
Sometimes they don't think about the cause and effect of things. from The Tender Bar
Sooner or later, it's gonna... from The Tender Bar
Sorry about your father. from The Tender Bar
Sorry to make you wait. from The Tender Bar
Sounds easier than it was. from The Tender Bar
Speaking of old dogs... from The Tender Bar
Spent all of last summer in Europe. from The Tender Bar
Standard pattern, obvious to all. from The Tender Bar
Stare up at the building, like, in the rain and shit? from The Tender Bar
Stashies in my wallet, Uncle Charlie's car from The Tender Bar
Still got the clap, asshole? from The Tender Bar
Stinky. from The Tender Bar
Studied hard. I got good grades. from The Tender Bar
Sure, how else do you think people become priests? from The Tender Bar
Surprisingly. (chuckles) from The Tender Bar
Symbolically, you just married your mother. from The Tender Bar
Take 'em in the poker room. Read 'em all. from The Tender Bar
Take care. from The Tender Bar
Talk a lot of shit and believe anything. from The Tender Bar
Talk to your father? from The Tender Bar
Teach you how to change a tire, jump a car. from The Tender Bar
Tell everybody how good you could've been. from The Tender Bar
Tell him the Mets play the Braves tomorrow night. from The Tender Bar
Tell your cousin from The Tender Bar
Tell your mother not to spend that all in one place. from The Tender Bar
Thank you for taking me. from The Tender Bar
Thank you, Michael, Stephen. from The Tender Bar
Thank you. from The Tender Bar
Thank you. from The Tender Bar
Thank you. from The Tender Bar
Thanks for making the trip. from The Tender Bar
That everything? from The Tender Bar
That goes there. from The Tender Bar
That goes there. from The Tender Bar
That he's a junior because there is no senior in his life. from The Tender Bar
That I was letting myself have a cocktail from time to time, huh? from The Tender Bar
That may never have occurred to him until you just from The Tender Bar
That movie made a man out of me. from The Tender Bar
That sounds appealing. from The Tender Bar
That would be pathological, JR. from The Tender Bar
That you couldn't do, and make you feel like shit, from The Tender Bar
That's a relief. from The Tender Bar
That's all I have to say. from The Tender Bar
That's because you're probably being a pussy. from The Tender Bar
That's been done. from The Tender Bar
That's how most jobs work. from The Tender Bar
That's it. Male sciences. Right. from The Tender Bar
That's keeping your money like a drunk. from The Tender Bar
That's like a hundred bucks, five, whatever, from The Tender Bar
That's Pablo Cruise with "Love Will Find a Way"... from The Tender Bar
That's right, buddy, if this is JR... from The Tender Bar
That's right. from The Tender Bar
That's the first thing I had to do. from The Tender Bar
That's the management. from The Tender Bar
That's the moment I knew I was a writer. from The Tender Bar
That's the thing to remember about a kid. from The Tender Bar
That's Tom Seaver's autograph right there. from The Tender Bar
That's true. from The Tender Bar
That's what he did with going to college. from The Tender Bar
That's what I think. from The Tender Bar
That's where you keep your stashies. from The Tender Bar
That's why I'm going to the interview. from The Tender Bar
The "poyims" 3,000 years old... from The Tender Bar
The absent father. You know that one? from The Tender Bar
The actual rich, you never see. from The Tender Bar
The biopsy proved the tumor was malignant, from The Tender Bar
The boy won't tell me what his name stands for. from The Tender Bar
The cab is a boat. The garbage truck is a boat. from The Tender Bar
The Dickens. from The Tender Bar
The editors feel they need to see more before they make a decision. from The Tender Bar
The feeling is that you lack, uh, experience, you know? from The Tender Bar
The first half of the Iliad. from The Tender Bar
The first half of the Iliad. from The Tender Bar
The fuck you telling the kid that for? from The Tender Bar
The game is five card stud. from The Tender Bar
The Iliad and the Odyssey are the two seedlings, from The Tender Bar
The Iliad and the Odyssey are universal. from The Tender Bar
The Iliad and the Odyssey, from The Tender Bar
The Iliad is an ancient Greek epic poem in dactylic hexameter... from The Tender Bar
The kid always thinks he fucked up. from The Tender Bar
The magazine called Dwellings. from The Tender Bar
The party started a long time before I met you. from The Tender Bar
The secret is a few drops of Scotch. from The Tender Bar
The thing is, that day, I felt like I had. from The Tender Bar
The Voice fled the state. from The Tender Bar
Then how are you supposed to become a writer? from The Tender Bar
Then you guys are backed up on Joey D. from The Tender Bar
There wasn't a thing Sidney wouldn't do or try. from The Tender Bar
There's no periods after a last name. from The Tender Bar
There's some lasagna in the fridge. from The Tender Bar
There's there's... there's something. from The Tender Bar
They already heard you. from The Tender Bar
They also run the magazine Dwellings. from The Tender Bar
They are stories about going home. from The Tender Bar
They called him The Voice. from The Tender Bar
They give you a book with a list of phone numbers and addresses, from The Tender Bar
They give you this half assed clue, and the answers rhyme. from The Tender Bar
They hide so people won't kill them. from The Tender Bar
They just cut it out, and the cancer was gone. from The Tender Bar
They pay you a base salary, and then you get a percentage of what you sell. from The Tender Bar
They said it was minor. from The Tender Bar
They want freedom, from The Tender Bar
They want to meet you. from The Tender Bar
They'll all say that you never had a chance. from The Tender Bar
They're not called dots. from The Tender Bar
They're the ones who really suck. from The Tender Bar
Thinking things are more than what they are. from The Tender Bar
This incident itself is dramatic. from The Tender Bar
This is batting practice, okay? from The Tender Bar
This is bullshit. from The Tender Bar
This is great, JR. from The Tender Bar
This is me. from The Tender Bar
This is my son, JR. from The Tender Bar
This is Saturday morning in the life of men. from The Tender Bar
This is the male sciences, all right? from The Tender Bar
This is The Voice at 97.1 on your dial. from The Tender Bar
This is the way it is. from The Tender Bar
This is when you bet it all. from The Tender Bar
This is when you push. from The Tender Bar
This is your thing? from The Tender Bar
This one's bullshit. "Richard's ingredients"? from The Tender Bar
This seat taken? from The Tender Bar
This was gonna be my year. from The Tender Bar
Though most of them are about, uh, people in bars on Long Island, uh... from The Tender Bar
Though you will, in each case from The Tender Bar
Three people come to my mass. from The Tender Bar
Three weeks turns into three months. from The Tender Bar
Three, shut the fuck up. from The Tender Bar
Times style is Times style, and you are J period R period Maguire. from The Tender Bar
To carefully review your work, and, um, it's terrific. from The Tender Bar
To concentrate on in this world from The Tender Bar
To her, it meant failure, the place you ended up from The Tender Bar
To me, Grandpa's house was a revolving door of cousins and aunts, from The Tender Bar
To see who loses their spot in the bowling league. from The Tender Bar
To the Yale class of 1986. from The Tender Bar
Today, my nephew is officially a man. from The Tender Bar
Today, we're gonna take a break from our studies, from The Tender Bar
Too late, Chief. Too late. from The Tender Bar
Train me out of what? from The Tender Bar
Truly, some of your pieces have been outstanding. from The Tender Bar
Turn it over. from The Tender Bar
Uh, a paper on what? from The Tender Bar
Uh, all right, well, I'm on the air in 15 and change. from The Tender Bar
Uh, as I get older... from The Tender Bar
Uh, but I did want to tell you that, uh... from The Tender Bar
Uh, i initials cannot be used without periods. from The Tender Bar
Uh, I was worried. from The Tender Bar
Uh, no... no surprise there. from The Tender Bar
Uh, rocks, splash of water, no fruit. from The Tender Bar
Uh, someone said he was having, uh, tantrums. from The Tender Bar
Uh, well, I'm not sure. from The Tender Bar
Uh, yeah. (chuckles) from The Tender Bar
Uh... from The Tender Bar
Um, as you know, um, from The Tender Bar
Um, not great. from The Tender Bar
Um, that's why I wish I had better news. from The Tender Bar
Um, that's... from The Tender Bar
Uncle Charlie never had the money to go to college. from The Tender Bar
Uncle Charlie says the Yankees are assholes, from The Tender Bar
Uncle Charlie says to go all in. from The Tender Bar
Uncle Charlie's a gambler. from The Tender Bar
Unfortunately, his mother doesn't have a nickel. from The Tender Bar
Unless it's a cave, and a dwelling is a house... from The Tender Bar
Unless you can take me. from The Tender Bar
Unless you want me to think it. from The Tender Bar
Usual fucking bullshit. My mother wants me to be a lawyer. from The Tender Bar
Very impressive. No identity, hence identity crisis. from The Tender Bar
Very pleased to meet you, JR. from The Tender Bar
Very slight. from The Tender Bar
Walking home. from The Tender Bar
Was destroyed in the 19th century by the German influence. from The Tender Bar
Was Yale out of your league? from The Tender Bar
We all go to Grandpa's. from The Tender Bar
We all like your clips from New Haven. from The Tender Bar
We both know you're calling his mother up and asking her out on dates. from The Tender Bar
We can handle that. We can handle anything. from The Tender Bar
We don't want ya. from The Tender Bar
We got a lot to catch up on, you and me. from The Tender Bar
We're all here on a lucky break, douchebag. from The Tender Bar
We're going home. from The Tender Bar
We're going home. Again. from The Tender Bar
We're gonna go, uh, have dinner. from The Tender Bar
We're the Two Musketeers, right? from The Tender Bar
Well, because I'm not a psychologist from The Tender Bar
Well, for the past year year and a half, frankly from The Tender Bar
Well, hey, it's the same as prison. from The Tender Bar
Well, I don't even know what to have. from The Tender Bar
Well, I see y'all started the party without me. from The Tender Bar
Well, I think your grandfather is a good man. from The Tender Bar
Well, I will tell you what, sport. from The Tender Bar
Well, I'm not calling for your mother, kiddo. from The Tender Bar
Well, if you're gonna be a writer, you got to get a job. from The Tender Bar
Well, if you're made to read the greatest things ever written, from The Tender Bar
Well, it's kind of a last straw kind of thing, you know? from The Tender Bar
Well, let's just say Mom took a pair of scissors to every picture he was in. from The Tender Bar
Well, there's a very big difference if it is being concealed from him from The Tender Bar
Well, there's that, too. Sometimes your own drummer is a bad idea. from The Tender Bar
Well, they didn't offer me that position. from The Tender Bar
Well, we're hungry now. from The Tender Bar
Well, we're seniors. from The Tender Bar
Well, welcome to our shores, Jim. from The Tender Bar
Well, what's your main theme? Since it isn't really that one. from The Tender Bar
Well, when you suck at writing, that's when you become a journalist. from The Tender Bar
Well, why don't you take him, you son of a bitch? from The Tender Bar
Well, you know he's gonna be back in here saying weird shit. Here you go. from The Tender Bar
Well, you never see the real rich. They're invisible. from The Tender Bar
Well, you want to get in. from The Tender Bar
Wesley, you were a full ticket guy? from The Tender Bar
What about Dad? from The Tender Bar
What about that one? from The Tender Bar
What about The Voice? from The Tender Bar
What about these rejects? from The Tender Bar
What are you doing hanging out with these bums? from The Tender Bar
What are you gonna do without the bad guy in your life? from The Tender Bar
What are you gonna do? from The Tender Bar
What are you reading this weekend? from The Tender Bar
What are you, fucking inert? from The Tender Bar
What are you, soft? from The Tender Bar
What did I tell you about the male sciences? from The Tender Bar
What do I want? I want to be a writer, but I suck. from The Tender Bar
What do you do with these after you're done? from The Tender Bar
What do you need me to do? from The Tender Bar
What do you need? from The Tender Bar
What do you say? The top ten. from The Tender Bar
What do you study? from The Tender Bar
What do you want from me? from The Tender Bar
What does your mother do, JR? from The Tender Bar
What else? Hold doors. from The Tender Bar
What fucking difference does it make? from The Tender Bar
What if I can't? from The Tender Bar
What is it, JR? from The Tender Bar
What kind of fucking day could you possibly have had? from The Tender Bar
What law schools are you looking at? from The Tender Bar
What time do you want to eat? from The Tender Bar
What was the fucking problem? from The Tender Bar
What year... was the Magna Carta signed? from The Tender Bar
What, are you fucking stupid? You want to die? from The Tender Bar
What, she's rich? from The Tender Bar
What? from The Tender Bar
What? from The Tender Bar
What? from The Tender Bar
What? That's not why I want you to be a lawyer. from The Tender Bar
What? Thomas Aquinas. from The Tender Bar
What's a "poyim"? from The Tender Bar
What's all your stuff doing here? from The Tender Bar
What's for supper? from The Tender Bar
What's going on? What's up? from The Tender Bar
What's he do? from The Tender Bar
What's that line about old dogs and new tricks? from The Tender Bar
What's the difference except the word? from The Tender Bar
What's the JR stand for? from The Tender Bar
What's the name of this place? from The Tender Bar
What's Wordy Gurdy? from The Tender Bar
What's your main trouble? from The Tender Bar
Whatever you assholes choose now is what I'm gonna pour from The Tender Bar
Whatever you like. from The Tender Bar
When all the things she was counting on fell through. from The Tender Bar
When the committee meets to consider a trainee, from The Tender Bar
When you got nothing. from The Tender Bar
When you set out to be a lawyer, you go to law school. from The Tender Bar
When you were looking for me on the radio dial. from The Tender Bar
Where are you working now? from The Tender Bar
Where we going? from The Tender Bar
Where you gonna live? from The Tender Bar
Where you headed? from The Tender Bar
Where'd you learn that word? from The Tender Bar
Where's this fucking chicken? from The Tender Bar
Where's your phone? from The Tender Bar
Whether you write this book, from The Tender Bar
Which is that women decide if they want something or if they don't, from The Tender Bar
Which sister? The hot one or the crazy one? from The Tender Bar
Who earns 30 bucks a day. from The Tender Bar
Who maybe knows I'm not a psychologist. from The Tender Bar
Who needs a scissor? Who needs, like, a colored pencil or something? from The Tender Bar
Who was the guy pitched a no hitter on acid? from The Tender Bar
Who's nothing more to you than a voice on the radio. from The Tender Bar
Who's Richard? Nixon? from The Tender Bar
Whoa. from The Tender Bar
Why a writer? from The Tender Bar
Why do you say that? from The Tender Bar
Why does Grandpa say we should all clear out? from The Tender Bar
Why don't you come and meet him? from The Tender Bar
Why not? Why not? from The Tender Bar
Why won't Sidney ever call me, genius who knows everything? from The Tender Bar
Why? from The Tender Bar
Why'd you marry him? from The Tender Bar
With a full complement of laughter and tears from The Tender Bar
With any kind of chick if you don't have a fucking car. from The Tender Bar
With love and understanding, that is why I have no education, from The Tender Bar
With your grandfather's money? from The Tender Bar
Women with father complexes tend to eat a lot, from The Tender Bar
Wordy Gurdy has me stumped. from The Tender Bar
Work, apartment, boyfriend, not always in that order. from The Tender Bar
Would you like it if I was at The Times? from The Tender Bar
Writing for the paper, working at the bar. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, because it does. It's The New York fucking Times. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, but isn't this gambling? from The Tender Bar
Yeah, he's wealthy. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, hope so. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, I guess so. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, I think you're missing a central fact, from The Tender Bar
Yeah, I'm fine. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, if if you do very well in school... from The Tender Bar
Yeah, pretty much. (chuckles softly) from The Tender Bar
Yeah, she does. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, that's it. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, this isn't home. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, well, your uncle is talking about gambling, from The Tender Bar
Yeah, you can come with me. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, you know, it's all she ever wanted. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, you think The Times means something. from The Tender Bar
Yeah? from The Tender Bar
Yeah? Who says? from The Tender Bar
Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. How's yours? from The Tender Bar
Yeah. I think I'm in love. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. I'm not sure what that is yet. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. Okay. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. You look perfect. from The Tender Bar
Yes or no? from The Tender Bar
Yes, well, we all have to paddle our own canoe, JR. from The Tender Bar
Yes, you can read 'em. You can read as many as you like. from The Tender Bar
Yes, you will. from The Tender Bar
Yes. from The Tender Bar
Yes. from The Tender Bar
Yes. from The Tender Bar
Yes. Can I tell him who's calling? from The Tender Bar
You always do well in that class, 'cause there's no right answer. from The Tender Bar
You always remember fucking up, so you don't want to. from The Tender Bar
You are a stingy, crazy, old bastard. from The Tender Bar
You are going to Harvard or Yale. from The Tender Bar
You are going to Harvard or Yale. from The Tender Bar
You are going to law school. from The Tender Bar
You are going to Yale. from The Tender Bar
You are not stingy with money. from The Tender Bar
You beat me, you know you beat me fair and square, from The Tender Bar
You can have any name you want. from The Tender Bar
You can inflate this. from The Tender Bar
You can take fucking Drano. You know what I'm saying? from The Tender Bar
You can't shut me up. from The Tender Bar
You can't win if you don't play. from The Tender Bar
You contacted The New York Times? from The Tender Bar
You could become a writer. from The Tender Bar
You didn't just come down here to come here. from The Tender Bar
You do see a pattern, right? from The Tender Bar
You do that. from The Tender Bar
You don't have a fucking dime. from The Tender Bar
You don't look like a lawyer. from The Tender Bar
You don't wanna. from The Tender Bar
You ever fucked in a Volvo? from The Tender Bar
You fucking call it a day or run for president, and that's it. from The Tender Bar
You gentlemen ready to order? from The Tender Bar
You get a diploma for your effort. from The Tender Bar
You get your drink. from The Tender Bar
You gonna get my cigarettes? from The Tender Bar
You got a byline in The New York Times. from The Tender Bar
You got nothing. Come on, Chaz. from The Tender Bar
You got to be able to do without people, and they got to know it. from The Tender Bar
You got to be fucking kidding me. from The Tender Bar
You got to have "it." from The Tender Bar
You guys never gave me a car. from The Tender Bar
You have fun. from The Tender Bar
You have to have a job. from The Tender Bar
You have to prove it, at least to yourself. from The Tender Bar
You have yours. Knock yourself out. from The Tender Bar
You kidding me? from The Tender Bar
You know I got it from your sister. from The Tender Bar
You know this. from The Tender Bar
You know what I'm saying? It's about being a man. from The Tender Bar
You know what, I'm gonna call your mother. from The Tender Bar
You know, find some other activities that you like. from The Tender Bar
You know, I got a feeling that, uh, you had a reason to come down here. from The Tender Bar
You know, I think you think I want something that I'm not thinking. from The Tender Bar
You know, I'd say she's all right. from The Tender Bar
You know, like, uh, what do you like to do the most? from The Tender Bar
You know, like... from The Tender Bar
You know, Phil, I study people. from The Tender Bar
You know, that's it. from The Tender Bar
You know, Uncle Charlie is, like, your old man, basically. from The Tender Bar
You know, when the mood strikes me, from The Tender Bar
You know, you really had me going. from The Tender Bar
You know, you're becoming like your mother about Yale. from The Tender Bar
You like living at your grandfather's house? from The Tender Bar
You little fuckers will never know such things. from The Tender Bar
You little punk. from The Tender Bar
You may be a beneficiary of this system. from The Tender Bar
You mind if your mama believes in you? from The Tender Bar
You must be young JR. from The Tender Bar
You need to find the main guy, who's a problem, from The Tender Bar
You okay? from The Tender Bar
You old enough to drive this thing? from The Tender Bar
You out sucking cock to pay for your goddamn chicken? from The Tender Bar
You pass the bar. from The Tender Bar
You see, you're believing in society's bullshit interpretation from The Tender Bar
You shit or wind your watch. from The Tender Bar
You sure there's gas in it? from The Tender Bar
You sure this looks okay? from The Tender Bar
You take care of your mother. from The Tender Bar
You tell me something really important. from The Tender Bar
You think your father is in the radio. from The Tender Bar
You two look so handsome. from The Tender Bar
You understand? from The Tender Bar
You want to be a disc jockey when you grow up? from The Tender Bar
You want to know what I think? from The Tender Bar
You want to see more? from The Tender Bar
You want to study together tomorrow? from The Tender Bar
You want to take me on? from The Tender Bar
You weren't trying to shut me up from The Tender Bar
You will be making the acquaintance from The Tender Bar
You will start by reading half the Iliad from The Tender Bar
You, of all people. from The Tender Bar
You're gonna bring 'em home to your fathers after school. from The Tender Bar
You're gonna look for your father in the radio. from The Tender Bar
You're in my class. from The Tender Bar
You're not gonna believe it. from The Tender Bar
You're not gonna see, uh, Pat again, all right? from The Tender Bar
You're not very good. from The Tender Bar
You're set. from The Tender Bar
You've told me, yes, and the stashies in your wallet... from The Tender Bar
Your aunt, of all people, came through. from The Tender Bar
Your father came to Manhasset once... (clears throat) from The Tender Bar
Your father graduated from Dartmouth. from The Tender Bar
Your father has never taken care of anybody at all. from The Tender Bar
Your grandfather has a photographic memory. from The Tender Bar
Your mother has a tumor on her thyroid from The Tender Bar
Your mother must be thrilled. from The Tender Bar
Your mother's gonna come to you and try to give you money. from The Tender Bar
Your mother's settled, you know? from The Tender Bar
Your old man's in a radio? from The Tender Bar
Your uncle's girlfriend. from The Tender Bar
11 months, 12 days. from The Tender Bar
Ah. She goes out with Stinky. Stinky? from The Tender Bar
All right, here we go. Come on, come on, Goose. from The Tender Bar
Better treat her with respect. Steering wheel is on the left. from The Tender Bar
Dock Ellis. You can take acid, from The Tender Bar
That's right. At this point, Chief, from The Tender Bar
...I'm your father. Mom's not here. from The Tender Bar
"Terrific Gary." "Super Cooper." from The Tender Bar
(bell jingling) Everybody, from The Tender Bar
(breath shuddering) from The Tender Bar
(children laughing) from The Tender Bar
(crickets chirping) (dog barking in distance) from The Tender Bar
(door closes) from The Tender Bar
(door opens) You got your I.D.'s, right? from The Tender Bar
(engine shuts off) (door opens) from The Tender Bar
(heavy, indistinct chatter) (typewriter keys clacking) from The Tender Bar
(keys jingling) from The Tender Bar
(knocking) There's a call for you. from The Tender Bar
(laughing): You're a copyboy? I I get sandwiches. I... from The Tender Bar
(light laughter) No. from The Tender Bar
(Mom laughs) Police can't make him pay support. from The Tender Bar
(passes gas) Ah. I didn't do that. from The Tender Bar
(passes gas) I didn't do that. from The Tender Bar
(phone rings) New York Times. from The Tender Bar
(phone rings) New York Times. from The Tender Bar
(phones ringing) (heavy, indistinct chatter) from The Tender Bar
(phones ringing) (heavy, indistinct chatter) from The Tender Bar
(phones ringing) (heavy, indistinct chatter) from The Tender Bar
(radio clatters) (broadcast cuts out) from The Tender Bar
(scoffs) Because he is stingy from The Tender Bar
(scoffs) Because she doesn't love you, man. from The Tender Bar
(sighs) Mom can't go to something. Oh. from The Tender Bar
(song stops) (bowling pins crashing) from The Tender Bar
And away we go. (engine starts) from The Tender Bar
And for you? I'm fine. from The Tender Bar
Aw. Thanks, Chief. from The Tender Bar
Bitch. I see things are going well. from The Tender Bar
Bobo, you're backed up on the kid. This kid's all right. from The Tender Bar
Bulwark against tyranny. King John. from The Tender Bar
But she was checking up on you. Yeah. from The Tender Bar
But... Women decide. from The Tender Bar
Bye, now. Bye. from The Tender Bar
Call me Phil. Thanks, Phil. from The Tender Bar
Can I come? Nope. from The Tender Bar
Can we just go to your place? No. from The Tender Bar
Check the top? Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Everybody will want one. (laughs) from The Tender Bar
Exactly. Yes. Here you go. from The Tender Bar
Fuck you. Fuck you... from The Tender Bar
Go. Go, go, go, go. (engine starts) from The Tender Bar
Good luck. (sighs) from The Tender Bar
Guy thinks he's Elvis Presley, you know? Kid's not a kid. from The Tender Bar
Harvard or Yale. This from a woman from The Tender Bar
Have a car. Yeah. from The Tender Bar
He's gonna have what I'm having. You got it. from The Tender Bar
Hello? Hey. from The Tender Bar
Hey, I'm Jimmy. JR. from The Tender Bar
Hey, Johnny. Hey. from The Tender Bar
Hey. from The Tender Bar
Hey. Hi. from The Tender Bar
Hey. Hmm? from The Tender Bar
Hi. Hey. from The Tender Bar
Hi. How are you? Uh, is Stinky in there? from The Tender Bar
Hi. Are you JR? Yes. from The Tender Bar
How do I look? You look fantastic. from The Tender Bar
How's it going? Hey. from The Tender Bar
I can't open it. I can't open it. Just open it. from The Tender Bar
I don't even know where he is. The Voice... from The Tender Bar
I don't give a shit. He doesn't give a shit. from The Tender Bar
I don't know. I don't fucking know. from The Tender Bar
I don't. I don't have anything. Hey. Hey, hey, listen. from The Tender Bar
I got a barbecue meeting with a sponsor. (music stops) from The Tender Bar
I just need a minute. Okay. from The Tender Bar
I know, but... When you met, who decided? from The Tender Bar
I thought you were... You you want one? from The Tender Bar
I write. A book? from The Tender Bar
I'm gonna be a lawyer. Jesus. Why? from The Tender Bar
I'm here. I understand it's a big deal. Do you? from The Tender Bar
I'm not a fuckup. Yeah, you are. from The Tender Bar
I'm Wesley. I'm Jimmy. from The Tender Bar
If you're tricking me, I'll kill you. Read it. from The Tender Bar
Is that so? Yeah. from The Tender Bar
It's un fucking believable. (door opens) from The Tender Bar
Jackie Robinson. No shit. from The Tender Bar
Jackie Robinson. Really? from The Tender Bar
JR. JR. What does that stand for? from The Tender Bar
Just let him... I paid the application fee. from The Tender Bar
Just open it. Ma, you open it. from The Tender Bar
Lucky Sperm Club. Lucky Sperm Club. from The Tender Bar
My Iliad's fine. Yeah? from The Tender Bar
My mom, she... Your mom wants you happy. from The Tender Bar
Need a doctor? No. from The Tender Bar
No, it's not. (door opens) from The Tender Bar
No, no, it doesn't. Well, what does mean something? from The Tender Bar
No? No. from The Tender Bar
No. So you're just a fuckup. from The Tender Bar
No. That's a call right there. from The Tender Bar
Oh, no. Great. from The Tender Bar
Oh! Oh! from The Tender Bar
Oh. (laughs) (JR chuckles) from The Tender Bar
Okay, and do you know why? Why? from The Tender Bar
Okay, go. (door closes) from The Tender Bar
Okay. Okay. from The Tender Bar
Okay. Wish me luck. from The Tender Bar
Open it. I want to open it alone. from The Tender Bar
Put all your shit in it. I don't have any of that. from The Tender Bar
Really? Sure. Ball game with your old man. from The Tender Bar
Remember that? Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Right? Have a job. Right. from The Tender Bar
Scram! (laughter) from The Tender Bar
She did. There you go, numb nuts. from The Tender Bar
Shut the fuck up. What did you say to me? from The Tender Bar
Sidney. Hey. from The Tender Bar
Somebody's got to sell insurance, right? Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Survey says... 1215. from The Tender Bar
Swing and a miss! Strike three. (car door closes) from The Tender Bar
Take it easy, kid. (door opens) from The Tender Bar
Thank you. Mm hmm. from The Tender Bar
That is... Right here? Yeah, one... the piece has to go here. from The Tender Bar
That's it. He's going to Yale, not Rahway. from The Tender Bar
That's my boy. I don't know what that means. from The Tender Bar
That's Venice. I know. from The Tender Bar
The law is fucked! Get these assholes a drink on me. from The Tender Bar
The moral of the story is... Right, right. The moral of the story is from The Tender Bar
The owner? (chuckles) from The Tender Bar
This kid's a prodigy. Gonna have to cut cards from The Tender Bar
This piece has to go here. Nice. from The Tender Bar
This taken? JR andNo. from The Tender Bar
Uh huh, well... Ah, you know, genetics is tough. from The Tender Bar
Uh oh. (laughs) from The Tender Bar
Uh, somewhere south. Mm. from The Tender Bar
Use your glove. (laughter) from The Tender Bar
Wake the fuck up. (song stops) from The Tender Bar
We didn't airdrop on Grenada. How long were you in the Army? from The Tender Bar
What about Human Learning and Memory? (mutters) from The Tender Bar
What are you gonna do? Come on, Chaz. Come on. from The Tender Bar
What are you worried about? I don't wanna. from The Tender Bar
What can I get for you? Um... from The Tender Bar
What do you want? Wow. Uh... from The Tender Bar
What? What? from The Tender Bar
What? It's okay. I don't have lipstick. I mean... from The Tender Bar
Where are you? (click, dial tone) from The Tender Bar
Where do you think you're going? It's fucking Wednesday! from The Tender Bar
Where's my 30 bucks? It's up my ass. Come get it. from The Tender Bar
Who else is coming? Pat. from The Tender Bar
Who is that? Who? from The Tender Bar
Who's he? She. from The Tender Bar
Whoa. Take it easy. All right, all right, all right. from The Tender Bar
Wow. Oh, come on. Don't fuck with me. from The Tender Bar
Yeah, it is. No. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. He graduated from Yale. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. Never do that. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. Yeah. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. from The Tender Bar
Yeah. Yeah. You have clips? from The Tender Bar
Yes, about you. (chuckles) from The Tender Bar
You are stingy with love. (passes gas) from The Tender Bar
You became one of them. Oh, shut up, you old turd! from The Tender Bar
You being careful? Jesus, Mom. Fuck. from The Tender Bar
You change stations a lot. (chuckles) from The Tender Bar
You ever been to Westport? No. from The Tender Bar
You got to be fucking kidding me. Whoa. from The Tender Bar
You know what, don't touch me! (thudding) from The Tender Bar
Your clips are good, Mr. Maguire. They are? from The Tender Bar
Your house cost $7,000. My house cost $7,000. from The Tender Bar
...falling into place. from The Tender Bar
...grand style of Western classical poetry. from The Tender Bar
...if... from The Tender Bar
...no one... from The Tender Bar
…top ten songs this week, you'll win a Q97 from The Tender Bar
...you know what you have to do. from The Tender Bar
...you never get it. from The Tender Bar
'Cause it looks like we forgot. from The Tender Bar
'Nam, Second Division. from The Tender Bar
"Dear Mr. Maguire..." from The Tender Bar
"I'm also pleased to notify you that your financial need has been met." from The Tender Bar
"It is a great pleasure to inform you from The Tender Bar
"Laconic. Edict. Admonish. from The Tender Bar
"Lower middle upper." from The Tender Bar
"Nixon's fixin's." from The Tender Bar
"Passing on" means dead. from The Tender Bar
"that the Admissions Committee has voted to offer you a place from The Tender Bar
("50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon playing) from The Tender Bar
("A Long Time Ago" by Jim Croce playing) from The Tender Bar
("Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest playing) from The Tender Bar
("Different Drum" by Stone Poneys playing) from The Tender Bar
("Do It Again" by Steely Dan playing) from The Tender Bar
("Dynaflow" by Parish Hall playing) from The Tender Bar
("Good Time Charlie's Got the Blues" by Danny O'Keefe playing) from The Tender Bar
("Good Times" by Chic playing) from The Tender Bar
("I Thought I Was a Child" by Jackson Browne playing) from The Tender Bar
("It's Your Thing" by The Isley Brothers playing) from The Tender Bar
("Lonely Girl" by The Expressions playing) from The Tender Bar
("Love Will Find a Way" by Pablo Cruise playing over radio) from The Tender Bar
("Magic" by Pilot playing) from The Tender Bar
("Modern Life" by Devo playing) from The Tender Bar
("My Opening Farewell" by Jackson Browne playing) from The Tender Bar
("Rock Your Baby" by George McCrae playing) from The Tender Bar
("Shotgun" by Jr. Walker & The All Stars playing) from The Tender Bar
("Turn Back the Hands of Time" by Tyrone Davis playing) from The Tender Bar
("Two of a Kind" by Bobby Darin & Johnny Mercer playing) from The Tender Bar
(applause) from The Tender Bar
(bird cawing) from The Tender Bar
(birds chirping) from The Tender Bar
(both chuckle) from The Tender Bar
(both chuckle) from The Tender Bar
(both laughing) from The Tender Bar
(brakes squeaking) from The Tender Bar
(chatter continues indistinctly) from The Tender Bar
(chatter stops) from The Tender Bar
(cheering) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles softly) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles softly) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles softly) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles softly) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles softly) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles softly) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles softly) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles softly) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles softly) Not if I don't have a job. from The Tender Bar
(chuckles, mutters) What the fuck is this? from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) All right. from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) Oh, you're gonna take him? from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) Right. from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) So, Sidney... from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) That's true. from The Tender Bar
(chuckles) Yeah. from The Tender Bar
(chuckling): No, I'm not. from The Tender Bar
(clears throat) Anyway, your mother already told him to fuck off. from The Tender Bar
(clock ticking) from The Tender Bar
(creaking) from The Tender Bar
(crickets chirping) from The Tender Bar
(dog barking in distance) from The Tender Bar
(dog barking in distance) from The Tender Bar
(dog barking in distance) from The Tender Bar
(door closes) from The Tender Bar
(door closes) from The Tender Bar
(door opens) from The Tender Bar
(door slides open) from The Tender Bar
(engine shuts off) from The Tender Bar
(engine shuts off) from The Tender Bar
(engine starts) from The Tender Bar
(fading): from The Tender Bar
(footsteps ascending stairs) from The Tender Bar
(groans softly) from The Tender Bar
(grunts) from The Tender Bar
(horns honking) from The Tender Bar
(indistinct chatter continues) from The Tender Bar
(indistinct chatter) from The Tender Bar
(indistinct chatter) from The Tender Bar
(indistinct chatter) from The Tender Bar
(indistinct chatter) from The Tender Bar
(indistinct shouting) from The Tender Bar
(indistinct sportscast playing) from The Tender Bar
(indistinct, overlapping chatter) from The Tender Bar
(inhales sharply) from The Tender Bar
(Jimmy chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(jingle playing over radio) from The Tender Bar
(JR breathing deeply) from The Tender Bar
(JR chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(JR chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(JR chuckles) from The Tender Bar
(JR sighs) Morning. from The Tender Bar
(keys jingle, lock clicks) from The Tender Bar
(knocking) from The Tender Bar
(laughing) from The Tender Bar
(laughing): Uh... from The Tender Bar
(laughs) from The Tender Bar
(laughs) from The Tender Bar
(laughs) from The Tender Bar
(laughs) from The Tender Bar
(laughs) …apologizing from The Tender Bar
(laughter, indistinct chatter over TV) from The Tender Bar
(light laughter) from The Tender Bar
(lighter flicks) from The Tender Bar
(mailbox door opens, closes) from The Tender Bar
(moaning continues) from The Tender Bar
(Mom groans) from The Tender Bar
(Mom scoffs) from The Tender Bar
(Mom sighs) from The Tender Bar
(Mom sniffles) from The Tender Bar
(Mom sniffling, sobbing softly) from The Tender Bar
(mouth full): Well, Sidney tells me... Excuse me. from The Tender Bar
(music ends) from The Tender Bar
(music playing faintly over radio) from The Tender Bar
(others cheering) from The Tender Bar
(over radio): from The Tender Bar
(overlapping chatter) from The Tender Bar
(panting, grunting) from The Tender Bar
(passes gas) from The Tender Bar
(phone ringing) from The Tender Bar
(phones ringing) from The Tender Bar
(radio shuts off) from The Tender Bar
(railway crossing bells clanging) from The Tender Bar
(school bell ringing) from The Tender Bar
(scoffs) I don't know about that. from The Tender Bar
(Sidney laughing) from The Tender Bar
(Sidney laughs) from The Tender Bar
(Sidney moaning loudly in other room) from The Tender Bar
(sighing): Oh, Jesus, mother of God. from The Tender Bar
(sighs, chuckles softly) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) from The Tender Bar
(sighs) Gin makes me crazy. from The Tender Bar
(sighs) How can I help? from The Tender Bar
(sighs) Not exactly the first inkblot on her ledger. from The Tender Bar
(sighs) So, uh, I don't know if I told you on the phone, but, um... from The Tender Bar
(sighs) The Family Gazette. from The Tender Bar
(sighs) This is it. from The Tender Bar
(sighs) Tomorrow is another day. from The Tender Bar
(sighs): Oh, God. from The Tender Bar
(softly): Oh. from The Tender Bar
(song continues over radio) from The Tender Bar
(song fades) from The Tender Bar
(song fades) from The Tender Bar
(song stops) from The Tender Bar
(song stops) from The Tender Bar
(stifled sobs) from The Tender Bar
(takes deep breath) from The Tender Bar
(takes deep breath) from The Tender Bar
(taking deep breaths) from The Tender Bar
(The Voice clears throat) from The Tender Bar
(The Voice clears throat) from The Tender Bar
(The Voice exhales sharply) from The Tender Bar
(typewriter bell dings) from The Tender Bar
(typewriter bell dings) from The Tender Bar
(typewriter keys clacking) from The Tender Bar
(typewriter keys clacking) from The Tender Bar
(typewriter keys clacking) from The Tender Bar
(typewriter keys clacking) from The Tender Bar
(Valentin Haussmann's "Polnischer Tanz, Deutscher Tanz" playing) from The Tender Bar
(vehicle approaches, brakes squeak) from The Tender Bar
(vehicle approaching) from The Tender Bar
(vehicle approaching) from The Tender Bar
$60,000. My house cost $12,000. from The Tender Bar
60? JR got grants and scholarships. from The Tender Bar