Bad Boys for Life Edit

A 20 year forensic investigator

A big part of fighting crime

A guy on a black bike's been tracking me.

A little Gorilla Glue will make that just fine.

A long, long time ago.

A nursery school teacher? Come on, let's go!

A sign, yeah. A sign to turn up.

A small team trained in new tactics

A supernatural ass whupping.

About running down anyone after the hospital.

ACLU rounds. Rubber. Trust me, you'll enjoy them.

Actually, I'm not sure.

Advanced Miami Metro Operations.

Affectionately known as Uncle Mike.

After all the stuff you've done, but...

After we ran away.

Ah, I can't tonight.

Ah, Jesus. Mike, you promised.

Ah, so you send the drone in.

Ah! Marcus!

Ah! Mike, Mike, fucking chill, man.

Ah...

Ahh! Oh, yeah!

Aim at the rotor! If you shoot the pilot...

Aim! Fire!

Ain't really boys anymore.

Air support has a visual.

ALL [CHANTING]: Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!

All eyes on me.

All he took from you was the legend,

All his LLC fronts have the same accountant.

All of our fears and traumas.

All of the victims were on that case.

All right, all right. All right, man.

All right, Cap, look.

All right, well, when I win,

All right, you just had a warlock baby with La Bruja

All right.

All right.

All right. I got it. Thank you.

All right. So let me get this straight.

All right. To each one of those numbers,

All right. You good with that?

All right. You wanna live, you stay with me.

ALL: Bad boys for life!

ALL: Happy birthday!

ALL: To Marcus!

Already a beautiful relationship.

AMMO is a high school musical...

AMMO?

AMMO's done.

AMMO's gonna find the dealer

AMMO's got this.

And a blacked out bike fleeing the scene.

And anything you point your gun at.

And bring him in facing serious time.

And congrats to you, lieutenant.

And cross referencing players in the market

And guess what.

And I like to think we made a difference.

And I need it back.

And I now pronounce you man and wife.

And I see some weird shit on there.

And I sincerely hope that someday

And I thank you. It's been a real honor.

And I was gonna ghost the whole operation.

And I will support you 100,

And I'm gonna need you to hurry up just a little bit.

And investigative methods.

And it always seems to bring us back together.

And it's got us running around a hundred miles an hour,

And our guy on the horse, he says:

And out of nowhere, this other guy

And picture me very fat!

And soon spread to mainstream social media.

And the ears.

And the guy gets up, all dusty, and he goes:

And the name.

And the shooter is still at lar...

And then I tell you, "Go fuck yourself!"

And then some.

And trust me, me and Marcus did everything we could possibly do

And we have a mantra that we say to each other

And we're on a plane to the States by dawn.

And what is that? What, you got your balls tucked up in there?

And what's the person that shot me

And you ain't gonna do shit?

And you go cowboy on me,

And you want me to believe that that hot rod

And you're filling them with hate, Mike.

And your father and I have weathered storm after storm.

And your relationship will be tested.

And, Reggie, Megan, I would like to share it with you.

And, uh, you know, mountain man, way up high,

Are you even healed?

Are you stopping?

Are you telling me the one time that you...?

Aretas.

Aretas.

ARMANDO [IN SPANISH]:

ARMANDO: Mama.

ARMANDO: You see that?

Armando...

As a friend.

Ask the horse!"

Ask the horse? Huh.

Ask your mother.

At some of the stuff we had to do.

Audio.

Authorities believe the shooter uploaded the video himself.

Aw.

Back. Go back. Right there. That guy.

Bad boys...

Bad year you're having, Butterscotch.

Because I care about you.

Because the way he whupped your ass, Mike.

Before he went for that thug shit.

Before I jumped from the chopper.

Before your horse runs you off a cliff.

Behind bars for the rest of her life.

Benito Aretas couldn't have kids.

Benito Aretas.

Better make it a 10.

Booker Grassie is the guy

Booker Grassie. Only arms dealer in Miami

Booker, look at me. Hey. Hey. Don't die.

BOOKER: Here it is.

Booker's hooking them up with a crate of 5.7 by 28s.

Boom.

BOTH: ♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪

BOTH: Damn!

Boy band with guns. They don't even have shit.

Bring it, big boy.

Bring the truck! Grab the merch!

Brother, that's a darkness that swallows you whole.

Buried treasure in the ocean.

But everybody... You can just do Mike.

But have you ever really been in love?

But he's really getting his ass whupped.

But I ain't gonna lie,

But I can't.

But I did manage to get into his Keychain.

But I saw you on the ground bleeding.

But I should be quiet.

But I'm telling you, love is hard.

But it is his birthday tomorrow.

But Megan and Reggie are on their honeymoon.

But not so many clues.

But these were subsonic 5.7 by 28s, custom rounds.

But they were bad guys, all of them.

But this fool posted a video of him trying to kill me.

But this here's the remix, Mike.

But we'll talk about that later.

But you need to hear it.

But you still need to make a honest woman

By penetrating their souls with your heart.

Calling me Michael in front of everybody?

Can I be the godfather?

Can we count the cash, or what?

Can you cover us?

Can you get into their club records?

Can you hear me?

Cap, look... All right.

Captain Howard pulled me right out of the academy.

Carmelita, no, no, no.

Carver is scared. He is not gonna wait, man.

Chose the badge, and I've been choosing it ever since.

Coach Burnett?

Come here.

Come on, baby!

Come on, Cap. AMMO? With all due respect,

Come on, man.

Come on, man. It's important.

Come on, man. Stay with us, man.

Come on, Mike. I'm right here.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Put me and Marcus on this shit.

Come over for dinner. Callie would love to see you.

Come work for me at Manny's Prime Rib.

Coming at you on three.

Confident. Ambitious.

Contact! Twelve o'clock!

Customizing for the P90 Herstal.

Daddy!

Damn it, Mike, I need to tell you something!

Damn it! Look, you are the navigator, okay?

Damn Nerf gun, rubber bullet bullshit.

Dear God...

Dickhead.

Did you just get pig fat on my suit?

Ditto, Ice 45, Zillion.

Ditto. Zillion.

Do we have to do this right now?

Don't die.

Don't disrespect me like that because you don't know.

Don't do this.

Don't pass!

Don't waste my time, Carver. Leave me alone.

Don't you know family is all that matters?

Don't you turn that other cheek.

DORN [OVER RADIO]: Platform is one way in, one way out.

Dorn, get me a floor plan satellite image.

Dorn, he's a big guy.

DORN: Done.

DORN: Let's fly.

DORN: Lorenzo Rodriguez.

DORN: Mike and Marcus moving, stairs right.

DORN: No identifiable threats. Monitoring channels inside.

DORN: There. Black pickup truck.

DORN: Zway Lo turned left on 2nd Ave.

Drop it.

Dropping him off at the spa?

Dude, that was a yellow light.

Dumbass.

Dumbass.

Dying all alone and sad as shit?

Eight hundred and forty seven cases

Everything that we need to know.

Everything's gonna be all right.

Exactly who you are:

Exactly.

Excuse me, Mr. Lowrey.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Facial rec for anyone in our system.

First off, Reggie,

For a full on colonoscopy.

For real, Marcus. So happy for you.

For the agency in Miami.

For the spa day I crashed.

For years to come.

For you to pay down some of that debt.

Forgot to give her the baby wipes.

Fuck me!

Fuck with me and I'm gonna kill you.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Ow!

Get an ambulance!

Get him.

Get me body cams.

Get ourselves killed, they've got nothing to do with it.

Get out of the fucking way!

Get out of the way!

Get your damn finger out my face.

Get your people to fall in line,

Getting fat and breaking shit.

Girls took it to the spa.

Go, go!

Go!

Go!

Go! Go, go, go!

Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go!

God, I know I asked you to help Mike out before...

Goes by Zway Lo.

Going down this long winding road.

Gonna replace us old dogs.

Good job, Mikey.

Got him!

Got it.

Got pics, Pop pop?

Great player, but I had to bench him during the championship.

GUARD [IN SPANISH]:

GUARD [IN SPANISH]:

Guess my old tricks still work a little bit.

Gunshot wound, upper chest! We need medical!

Guy one night was getting physical with a woman...

Guys, let's run Cap through what we got on the case.

Guys. This is Detective Michael Lowrey.

Ha, I'm not going.

Happy birthday.

Has a famed Miami Dade police officer fighting for his life.

Has anyone informed the bad guys?

Has surfaced online, going viral in a matter of hours.

Haste el fuego.

Have been killed that could be linked.

Have you talked to your partner?

He ain't gonna wait all day.

He definitely knew you was bullshitting with that.

He needs to tell you something. You ain't gonna like it,

He sent me in undercover with the Aretas cartel.

He was our star player.

He would not, Mike.

He'll be joining us as an adviser only.

He'll observe.

He's an accountant, Mike.

He's Buddhist too, I think.

He's crazy like me. He's ruthless like me.

He's dead, Mike. He ain't after you.

He's dead!

He's fearless like me.

He's going with Pop pop.

He's gonna investigate this case, no matter what!

He's not. You're not. He's consulting. It's your show.

He's one of Taglin's lieutenants.

He's our, uh, surveillance drone.

He's the fucked up me.

He's... He's my Uber driver!

Heh, I'm telling you, Mike.

Hell, we all scared. You know, sometimes fear just...

Hello there, ladies. Uh, Georgio in there tonight?

Here we go.

Here's the latest figures.

Hey, big man.

Hey, can we get a time out?

Hey, Cap, just have the ambo on standby.

Hey, Dorn. I need you.

Hey, even the Batmobile don't hold the road like this bitch.

Hey, get an ambulance in here now. Get the paramedics.

Hey, go back to that last shot. The chain.

Hey, granddaddy!

Hey, guys!

Hey, hey, hey! Uh uh.

Hey, hey, look.

Hey, Isabel and the shooter went up the stairs.

Hey, just do what I ask you for once, please!

Hey, look, um, you think you could stop

Hey, look. Young boy, seriously.

Hey, man, look, um...

Hey, Marcus, you know they can hear you?

Hey, my man. We need to change seats.

Hey, my mom says hey.

Hey, this is the type of case

Hey, y'all see all this fuego?

Hey, you broke my door. You broke my door!

Hey, you guys are great.

Hey!

Hey! Everyone's here.

Hey! Hey, ass licker.

Hey! Yeah!

Hey. ♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪

Hey. Hey.

Hey. How deep you think you got in his soul?

Hey. It's good shit, lieutenant.

Hey. Nobody touches the shooter. He's mine.

Hey. You know what? Neither one of my balls

Hi, baby.

His wife.

Hola, Isabel.

Hola, Ricky.

Hola.

Hold me! Hold me!

Hoo hoo!

How about a spa day?

How are you?

How could you do this to our son?

How dare you, man?

How do you know what they have or don't have? They have!

How long you been married? Twenty years?

How many great women are you gonna let go? Heh.

How pissed would you say she was?

How to walk it, how to talk it, put clothes on it.

How you doing?

How you fuck a witch without a condom?

How'd he get so good at this stuff?

Howard told me you wanted back in.

HOWARD: Breathe, baby, breathe! Go!

HOWARD: Come here, Marcus. Come here.

HOWARD: Cool down. Keep walking.

HOWARD: Driving a motorcycle...

HOWARD: Nothing sadder than old men

Hundreds of investigations, operations...

Hurry! I can feel my ass cooking!

I ain't running for free.

I am much better now. Thank you.

I am not dyeing my goatee.

I am shocked that you are even still here.

I am so sorry about that.

I been telling your ass that shit for years.

I been there before. Many times.

I called them.

I can go after him vigilante style,

I can help. What does he need?

I can promise you I'm gonna be there, all right?

I can't help it, but it's calling me.

I can't promise you it's gonna be all good...

I didn't do all this shit. They did this to each other.

I didn't know.

I died, remember?

I don't need no damn blue pills.

I don't renegotiate.

I don't trust a person that don't wanna kill him.

I don't wanna fight.

I dusted your ass.

I feel better when they're here.

I feel like I'm locked up since...

I got an officer down. We're on Ocean Drive, 700 block.

I got this.

I gotta show you something.

I haven't lost faith.

I hear Howard tapped you to head up AMMO.

I heard the stories, pero coño...

I just lost all comms.

I just started therapy.

I know "thou shall not kill,"

I know I haven't been to church in a while.

I know you guys got history together,

I know you. I know what you're gonna say.

I love you, man.

I love you, man.

I made a promise to God! No more violence.

I mean, killing your own son.

I mean, we could just grab him.

I mean, you could,

I mean, you get a lot of loving,

I meant penis.

I need 315 at the Broadmoor Hotel.

I need this.

I need to see yours.

I need wide angle, whole deal.

I need you to comprehend the level five shitstorm

I need you to text the phrase, "Hasta el fuego."

I ran a suspicious financial report on Booker.

I really gotta stop crying like this.

I recognize you. You're that cop that got shot.

I remember your first date with Megan,

I said consult. I said observe. I...

I said, stay down.

I sat by your bedside.

I saw it had no weight to it.

I saw it.

I should have known he was your son.

I swear to you,

I think he's my son.

I think you should handle this one.

I told you he was an athlete.

I told you.

I told your ass I wasn't jumping!

I wanna know who made those bullets.

I want this asshole.

I want to spend my days

I was ashamed

I was going through something.

I was her driver.

I was Ricky Rollins.

I wasn't paying attention.

I will be drowning in.

I will knock your ass clean the fuck out.

I will put no more violence in this world.

I wiped the drool off your chin, Mike.

I work at Manny's. I'm a family man,

I would not.

I'll be outside when you get your shit together.

I'll check on you tomorrow.

I'll keep her talking till you guys spot the shooter.

I'll pay for therapy, all right?

I'll read you a Buddhist story. I got a book full of them.

I'm a civilian!

I'm about to throw up.

I'm asking you.

I'm begging you, man.

I'm better than you gonna be when Theresa see this car.

I'm ending this shit, man.

I'm fine. You all right?

I'm going to bring up Officer Mike Lowrey,

I'm gone.

I'm gonna fast food fist fuck you.

I'm gonna kill her myself.

I'm gonna need it. Seriously.

I'm gonna need you to hurt some people.

I'm gonna need you to lay me down some cover.

I'm gonna penetrate this man's soul with my heart.

I'm gonna put him in a fucking bag.

I'm not letting anybody else get killed dealing with my shit.

I'm not letting you go

I'm not risking the collateral damage.

I'm not supposed to investigate my own case.

I'm paying my debt.

I'm renegotiating.

I'm seeing tactical movement.

I'm sorry.

I'm sticking myself out on a skinny limb!

I'm supposed to bow down? Give this bitch a pass?

I'm taking you to find out, motherfucker.

I'm the bait. We meet at Hidalgo Palace.

I'm the only one being professional.

I'm trying to penetrate his soul...

I'm your Uncle Marcus.

I've been waiting for this shit to hit the fan.

If he's celebrating, there's three spots for a cat like that.

If I had known...

If I hadn't come in, Grassie was a dead man for sure.

If maybe we could hit up a group sesh together.

If she fouls you, you foul her back!

If these are empty, you're still gonna owe.

If you could just please find it in your heart

If you didn't have that gun and badge, I'd fucking eat you.

If you get involved,

If you just spare him,

If you wanna retire,

If you wanted to,

In our darkest days,

In the nexus of the victims.

Is being ahead of the criminals.

Is having IAD shoving a Hubble telescope up my ass

Is riding a horse right toward him.

Is riding toward our guy so fast

Is that I'll be running down criminals till I'm 100.

ISABEL [IN SPANISH]:

ISABEL [IN SPANISH]:

ISABEL [OVER PHONE]: Armando.

ISABEL [OVER PHONE]: Armando...

Isabel Aretas.

Isabel gave birth in prison, eight months after her arrest.

Isabel.

It is of no advantage for me

It means a lot to the family.

It meant like, "We'll be together until we burn."

It was Reggie's idea.

It's a big one.

It's a sign from God.

It's about your soul, Mike.

It's all good. It ain't...

It's all right. There you go.

It's an old hotel outside the city.

It's because I know you, I'm asking.

It's gonna be all right.

It's just...

It's like an angry white man's basement in here.

It's me, Marcus.

It's Mike Lowrey, okay? Be cool. For once.

It's my daughter's wedding.

It's not even real Spanish.

It's on the way, Mike.

It's some shit we said to each other.

It's the cartel. She's gonna have serious backup.

It's time to make some changes, for real.

It's time to raise your glasses...

It's too loud. They can't hear us. They can't hear us.

It's your name.

Jack Weber this evening,

Jamming everything in case

Joker.

Jose Marti Park.

Judge Leon Sorenson was shot

Just because I fucked your mother

Just do the speed limit.

Just go ahead somewhere.

Just know that I am not gonna try to stop you.

Just leave it alone! Let's...

Just leave it alone.

Just let them both be Buddhist, Cap.

Keep an eye on my baby.

Keep it moving, detective.

KELLY [OVER RADIO]: Second level. VIP platform.

Kelly, run us through ballistics.

Kelly, what's the target QTH?

Kelly, you're on Zway Lo's bodyguard.

KELLY: Copy.

Kid's got the family curse.

Kill him?

Kill him.

Knee him in his balls, and let's go.

Knock and talk.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our first toast.

Last chance.

Lay down. Down. Down.

Lay suppression fire!

Let me get by you. Watch your toes.

Let me investigate the Vargas case.

Let me tell you something.

Let that be a lesson to your witch ass.

Let us handle this.

Let's bring every single thing we got, all right?

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go! We gotta move!

Let's load up!

Let's make some noise!

Let's wish him a birthday on one!

Liar.

Like when I broke up with your sister?

Like you meant it, it'd catch on.

Little surprise for you.

Look at me, Mike. No.

Look at me.

Look at the baby.

Look at this... This mess. It's carnage!

Look at you trying to be all cool and shit.

Look here, I'm busy, all right?

Look, all you need to know

Look, everything's gonna be all right.

Look, I told the Lord that if you made it through

Look, I'm gonna be honest with you, Mike.

Look, let me handle this, okay? Just back up.

Look, look, sometime I go to the Internet,

Look, Marcus,

Look, Mike, we're not going in there like that.

Look, you need to start thinking about your karma, man.

Looking at a lot of dick pics

Lord, give me a sign.

Make them wanna play soccer!

Mama.

Mama.

MAN [OVER HEADPHONES]: Relax and clear your mind.

MAN [OVER RADIO]: That dress is incredible, girl.

Man on his two side has a 55, hot.

Man, shut up. Look, Zway Lo's into drugs, weapons.

Man, Theresa does not want your ass sitting at home,

MAN: All right. Let's do this.

MAN: Marcus!

MAN: Ready!

Marcus is moving towards the back.

Marcus Miles Burnett.

Marcus, I'll be in the car.

Marcus, look,

Marcus, please go home.

Marcus, we're covering your position from the sky.

MARCUS: Crossing 395 into Overtown.

MARCUS: Hey.

MARCUS: I can't hold on.

MARCUS: I guess he's someone else's lieutenant now.

MARCUS: I'm done, Mike.

MARCUS: Let me get past you there, sir. Sorry there. Excuse me.

MARCUS: Mike, how you think she DJ like that?

MARCUS: Mike! Mike!

MARCUS: Mike.

MARCUS: Oh, shit!

MARCUS: Oh, shit.

MARCUS: Shit! Oh!

MARCUS: What's he saying?

MARCUS: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

MARCUS: Yeah, I told you, Mike.

MARCUS: Yeah, zoom in.

MARCUS: Yo, Mike, careful!

MARCUS: Yo, Mike, they're moving up to the chopper!

MARCUS: You believe that shit?

Marcus!

May the name Marcus Burnett

Me and Isabel made that up.

Me and Isabel were gonna run away with each other.

Me and my AMMO squad.

Me that time you spilled Frappuccino in my Ferrari.

Me, on the edge, "tithering."

Meaning we're just gonna watch the crime.

Mexico.

Miami PD! Freeze.

Michael...

Mike and I, we're going on 25 years of working these streets.

Mike Lowrey in a Nissan Quest!

Mike will consult.

Mike y Marcus.

Mike, Carver's scared.

Mike, I can't let you

Mike, I'm not in the game no more.

Mike, it's lack of communication that got this shit fucked up.

Mike, Marcus, meet you at the top.

Mike, pull over for a minute. I need to tell you something.

Mike, she's a bruja.

Mike, the man is an accountant. We just need to talk to him.

Mike, we gotta go.

Mike, what are you doing?

Mike, you don't have to thank me.

Mike, you don't need a grenade launcher.

Mike, you fucked a married witch?

Mike, you known Theresa a long time.

MIKE: Back up!

MIKE: Get your own damn song.

MIKE: Give me the last two months.

MIKE: Hold on. I got you.

MIKE: I guess Barry gets to have all the fun.

MIKE: Let's go!

MIKE: She is into some dark shit.

MIKE: Why'd she wear that? That is not a undercover dress.

MIKE: Yeah, yeah.

MIKE: You were right, man.

Mike!

Mike!

Mike!

Mike!

Mike! Don't let me go! Don't let me go! Oh, shit!

Mike! Gotta move! Now!

Mike! I can't get to you!

Mike! Marcus!

Mike! Mike! Mike! What the hell you doing?!

Mike! We gotta go!

Mike.

Mike.

Mike. Mike! Oh, shit! Get some help!

Mike...

Mike's like a son to me.

Miss me with that bullshit.

MLK just tapped out. You got Brother Malcolm now.

Mm mm.

Mm mm.

Mm, they can come too, baby.

Mm.

Mm.

Move! Get behind the car!

Moving in closer.

Moving southbound on Collins.

My brother.

My family's taking back management of this town.

My fucking hand, man.

My future is hunting this motherfucker.

My name wasn't on it.

My son.

My therapist thought it'd be beneficial

Nah, nah, that ain't the one. We're taking The Crawdaddy.

Nah.

Need to see the cash.

Never felt better.

Never. Y'all will never do that again.

Nice to meet you all as well.

Nicole! Paige!

****a, I don't tell you all my business.

Nineteenth and Miami. Third floor. I'll be waiting.

No "el suego." That means fire, right?

No cop retirement village.

No gold plated watch.

No innocents.

No matter what.

No mortgage, not even a bank account.

No way she's here alone.

No wife, no kids.

No, a Theresa 10 would be...

No, Callie!

No, I always say that when you start shrinking me.

No, it's just a lot to digest.

No, Marcus.

No, Mike, no.

No, Mike.

No, Mike.

No, this time it's different.

No!

No!

No! Booker Grassie!

No.

No.

No.

No. I'm gonna kill him.

No. No, we not doing that with the next generation.

No. That was me at a 10.

No. The last thing I need

No. You can get that buffed out.

Nobody gives a shit, Mike.

Nonlethal.

Not him.

Now it's time to be good men.

Now you reneging? What happened to bad boys for life?

Now, I recognize that this is a difficult situation.

Now, sir, I realize that you're scared.

Now, what do you got?

Now!

Number one's on my ass!

Obviously, that can't happen.

Of course. I mean, yeah, I was... I was in love.