A League of Their Own (1992) Edit

A car could've came by now.

A goddamn circus!

A lady reveals nothing.

A real human interest story.

A roadhouse called the Suds Bucket.

A Rockford Peach!

A slick play by Alice Gaspers and there's 2 gone...

Ace fireballer Bob Feller...

After a month of play...

After the game, I'm taking her out for a steak dinner.

Ain't he something?

Ain't too many people here.

Alice thinks it's bad luck to change her socks.

All right, 2 outs, everybody. Two away!

All right, all right, all right!

All right, come on! We need some runs out there.

All right, come on.

All right, if we just hold them now, we got it! Come on!

All right, Kit. Look it over!

All right, ladies, let's play ball!

All right, let's get this one!

All right, lra.

All right, what's your name?

All right.

All right. Mae, centre field, lead off.

All right. Thanks.

All these girls gonna be in the league?

Already dressed.

Always made me feel like I was wrong.

And a damn fine ballplayer.

And a lot of liquor!

And gracefully and grandly.

And I'm gonna prove it to you, Mr. Harvey!

And it's in the dirt. 3 and 0.

And now, the lineup for Rockford:

And now, the manager of the Peaches...

And now, the most disgusting example...

And sip.

And sit.

And that is the ball game! Rockford is in the playoffs!

And the home of the brave

And there's her kid sister Kit, who's as single as they come.

And they won't come back till it's over, over there.

And this is what they'll look like. Pretty darn nifty, if you ask me.

And this with a war on!

And what am I supposed to do?

And you are gonna miss this.

And, God...

And, Lord...

Angel, come here now.

Any children?

Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a hat on?

Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

Are you a newspaper guy? This is my friend Mae. She made the team.

Are you coming?

Are you crying?

Are you crying?

Are you crying?!

Are you physically unable to show up on time?

Ask Dottie.

At the end of practice today...

Backs straight.

Bad eye! Bat at that, blond girl!

Ball

Ball

Ball!

Ballplayers!

Ballplayers...!

Banner yet wave

Base hit. Gardner's up with it.

Baseball is what gets inside you.

Baseball's biggest stars say...

Bases loaded. Bottom of the 9th. Rockford up, 6 to 2. Two men out.

Batter up

Batter up

Batter up!

Batter up!

Batting fifth....

Batting second and playing 3rd base, number 22, Doris Murphy!

Batting third, the catcher, number 8, Dottie Hinson!

Beautiful catch!

Beautiful!

Because there's no crying in baseball. No crying in baseball!

Besides, these are your old friends.

Better look out, I might break a nail!

Better luck next time!

Betty Horn sprints in from the left field bullpen.

Betty Spaghetti makes the catch!

Betty Spaghetti?

Beverly!

Beverly. Good.

Big Dottie Hinson striding to the plate.

Bite me on the butt and call me an apple!

Bob and I are driving back to Oregon. You're welcome to come with us.

Bob and I are driving back to Oregon. You're welcome to come with us.

Bob and I are...

Bobby, come here.

Boy, did she smack that one right on the kisser.

Boy, I hate these. These are the worst.

Boys like this on your fingers?

Boys!

Bring them in there, Dottie!

Bullshit. You can all kiss my ass. That's right.

But an important step.

But figure it out by tomorrow, or I'm going home.

But I still say you're not ballplayers.

But sneaking out like this, quitting....

But that's my fault.

But the damage has been done.

But to be perfectly honest, I think the girls deserve most of the credit.

But you're going.

Bye, Jimmy.

Can I speak to you a minute?

Can we have your autograph?

Can we just hold each other for the rest of our lives?

Can we, Jimmy?

Can you read, honey?

Can't we do both?

Careers and higher education...

Catching a double header in 1 00 degree heat? Pushing the bus in mud?

Cemetery boneyard! Cross your fingers or you'll never get another hit.

Chickenshit! You wanna go home and make 1 00 babies, great.

Christmas?

Come back next game.

Come here.

Come home every once in a while.

Come in.

Come on, Dottie!

Come on, Ellen Sue!

Come on, girls.

Come on, honey.

Come on, it's okay. You gotta bat now. Relax!

Come on, Kit, you're up. You're the hitter now. Let's go.

Come on, Kit. Keep your eye on the ball.

Come on, Mom. You'll get to see Aunt Kit.

Come on, way to go, Mae!

Come on, you ain't on the farm anymore. Live a little bit.

Come on, you'll miss your plane.

Come on!

Come on! Bring me home, Helen!

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on. l've never been taken out before.

Coming, Jimmy.

Could be a record.

Could make me be blue

Could you teach it to me?

Count's 2 balls and no strikes to Rockford's big catcher, Dottie Hinson.

Daddy, I'm sorry.

Did she get it?

Did you promise the cows you'd write?

Did you see Mae's catch, Dad?

Did you see me, Kit? I pretzeled!

Did you tell them about me?

Dirt in the skirt, Mae! Dirt in the skirt!

Do you hear me?!

Do you mind? Could I take a look at that?

Do you understand? All of the owners are getting out.

Does anybody have any extra hose?

Does anybody have any extra hose?

Doesn't that hurt them?

Don't act like this.

Don't drink!''

Don't eat it.

Don't look at her.

Don't look so stunned. Face it.

Don't make my girl suffer because I messed up raising her.

Don't run! You'll scare the chickens!

Don't slurp.

Don't slurp.

Don't start with me, Kit!

Don't waste your time.

Don't worry. The bus wouldn't leave without you.

Don't you start with me!

Don't you worry about me.

Doris, is this your boyfriend?

Dottie Hinson has her team 1 out from the title.

Dottie Hinson held onto the ball!

Dottie, here you are. You weren't on the bus.

Dottie, I'm trying to get them to do a story about you.

Dottie, ladies and gentlemen! Dottie!

Down.

Dry your eyes.

Each girl stands Her head so proudly high

Ellen Sue Gotlander is a former Miss Georgia.

Ellen Sue, how's it looking?

Ellen Sue, how's it looking?

Ellen Sue!

Enough concentrated ''oomph'' for a whole carload of Hollywood starlets.

Ery cute. Thanks.

Ery good. Try another.

Ery nice!

Ery nice.

Especially in the 5th inning when you scratched your balls for an hour.

Evelyn, look at this! l've got Stilwell's snack on my cleat!

Evelyn!

Every girl in this league will be a lady.

Every trip I take, I gotta sit next to one of these guys.

Everybody, let's listen up.

Everyone's just gonna love him.

Everything.

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Fair ball!

Fellas, keep your mitts to yourselves. She's married.

Field! Tryouts! Play!

First game of the first women's baseball World Series.

First, congratulations.

First, it was their patriotic duty to get out and go to work.

Five bucks! Five bucks!

Five years.

Fly ball as Dottie Hinson brings...

For one and all

For one thing, it'd be nice if you just left the room.

For us.

For what?

Foul ball! Hinson's taking after it.

Frank. He has a name.

From the belt, here's the delivery.

Full house on its feet cheering Dottie Hinson!

Game's getting exciting.

Gardner hits the relay man with a frozen rope!

Gave me a thrill

Gave proof through the night

Get a hit, Beans!

Get an organ grinder. I can hop around and dance.

Get dressed. See you on the bus.

Get him away from the tapes!

Get Stilwell away. I don't know what he's doing.

Get the hell out of the way! What are you, crazy?

Get this brat off of me!

Getting slammed into every other day by a base runner?

Gimme! Gimme!

Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not what you coach during it.

Girls can't play ball!

Girls, you got chores to do.

Girls!

Give him a chance to shoot. Promise?

Give me that.

Give me your watch.

Give the wife a pickle tickle, and I'm on my way. I'll see you.

Go ahead, Shirley.

Go back to taxi dancing?

Go! Go! All the way!

Go! Go! Go!

God, double play. Now I'm hitting like a girl.

Good bluff!

Good game, Jimmy.

Good girl. Good, good.

Good luck in the World Series.

Good luck, Mr. Lowenstein.

Good, honey. Good.

Good. Come back next game, will you?

Goodness sake, Kit!

Got him!

Gotlander, she delivers.

Gotlander's pitch...

Gotta look at another girl.

Gotta practice really hard.

Grabbed.

Grandma's out. ls there a fire?

Great to meet you!

Hang on. Hang on.

Harvey and the other owners think they've made a mistake.

Has anyone seen my new red hat?

Have trouble with the bears, did you?

Haven't you ever heard of a leash?

Having you here is good luck.

He got seven of us before we got him.

He sure knows his baseball.

He'll be manager. He's smart.

He's always been very nice to you.

He's good looking.

He's on his way to talk to his hurler.

He's really a sweetie, Dottie.

He's starting a girls' baseball league...

He's the sweetest little boy.

He's....

Heads up! Spaghetti makes the throw! it's gonna be close!

Hear that call

Helen Haley has not only been on several championship amateur teams...

Helen Haley!

Hell, if you want to play...

Help them see it all the way through. Okay, that's it.

Hendricks will go up at 1 st with a base hit.

Her mom's dead. it's just the two of us.

Her motto.: Do or Die

Her teammates call her ''Betty Spaghetti. ''

Here's my friend Doris. Best player on the team.

Here's the pitch.

Here's the pitch.

Hey, coach.

Hey, cowgirls, see the grass?

Hey, Doris.

Hey, fatso!

Hey, glamour puss! Can you throw the ball?

Hey, Mae. Come here.

Hey, no skin off my Ashtabula.

Hey, yourself.

Hi, Aunt Dottie.

Hi, I'm a big fan of yours. I'm Dottie's husband.

Hi, my name's Mae. That's more than a name, that's an attitude.

High fastballs. She can't hit them, can't lay off them.

High foul pop.

Hinson dropped the ball!

Hinson should have no trouble with this.

Hit the showers!

Home? You can't go home now.

Honey, are you supposed to be here, or are you on the cut list?

Honey...

Hope you're not jealous.

How did I get so useless so fast?

How did you...?

How good am l?

How many sisters do you think I have?

How's Bob?

Hurry up, ladies!

I ain't.

I almost forgot how beautiful you are.

I already got a job.

I can arrange a trade.

I can't believe no one ever called you that before!

I can't do that.

I can't tell anyone how to live.

I can't use her.

I can't wait much longer, so get up.

I can't wait much longer, so get up.

I can't! My husband will kill me.

I could certainly use the money.

I could take her home.

I couldn't believe you hit it right out there!

I didn't know any better.

I didn't mean to do that.

I didn't think l'd ever see you again.

I don't care.

I don't have time for these games.

I don't know what I mean. I know I'm wrong.

I don't know why you get dressed at all.

I don't know. You'll come back next year, right?

I don't plan on wearing it that long.

I gave away five years at the end of my career to drinking.

I got a letter from Nelson!

I got a telegram from the War Department.

I got her! Look!

I got my truck parked outside.

I got two box seats. Who wants them?

I got you into this league!

I gotta feed the fish.

I gotta get out of here.

I had no right to sell off the team's equipment like that.

I hate when they get attached to me like that.

I have Bob. I don't need this.

I have no cartilage...

I have seen enough to know I have seen too much!

I have to leave.

I haven't got ballplayers! l've got girls!

I hold you back?

I jammed my shoulder, if it makes you feel any better.

I just get so mad!

I just spoke to my husband last night.

I just thought it might help the league.

I knew if I did too good, you'd do something to push me down!

I know how you feel. I really do.

I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls.

I know you're right and I'm wrong. I know that. I just

I know. I know.

I like the high ones!

I like the high ones.

I love you still

I love you, Daddy.

I love you, Kit.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I loved you in The Wizard of Oz.

I made it! I can stay!

I married a plastic surgeon.

I mean, look. There's a lot of us.

I never cared for the game, but I love grass.

I play right field.

I really like it here.

I really wanna finish this game.

I said, '' lf she was a boy, l'd talk to the Yankees instead of living here.''

I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad.

I seem to remember last week, somebody throwing a resin bag in my face.

I smile...

I sold your product when there was no product. This is a product!

I think it's time for a drink.

I think maybe l'd better not go.

I think she's on the dance floor. There she is.

I think we're all all right.

I think. I haven't got a letter from him in three weeks.

I thought we were gonna win.

I thought you were a ballplayer.

I told them to trade me.

I treated you like a pitcher who'd lost her stuff.

I used to get one every week.

I wanna have kids. We wanna have kids.

I wanna show you the grounds. You know, I always

I want you to manage one of the new girls' baseball teams.

I want you.

I was fine until that scout walked into our barn. I'm no quitter.

I was gonna send you...

I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns out I get a bonus...

I was listening to the radio when he hit that home run to win the pennant.

I will!

I wish you had a decent mitt.

I'm a married woman. My husband's overseas.

I'm asking him to sign my husband's baseball card.

I'm Charlie Collins.

I'm coming

I'm coming in!

I'm coming, Mae! I'm coming!

I'm Ernie Capadino, baseball scout.

I'm Evelyn Gardner.

I'm getting tired of listening to you, lra.

I'm going home. Grab a shower and a shave.

I'm going, baby!

I'm leaving the team.

I'm married. I'm happy. it's what I want. Don't confuse things.

I'm not gonna know anybody.

I'm not kidding. Move!

I'm nothing here.

I'm sick of you blaming me.

I'm so depressed, I could eat a cow.

I'm so glad you came.

I'm so glad you're here.

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to kill your son!

I'm sorry! Shoot!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. I am trying my best.

Irish ones and Swedes

Irish ones and Swedes

It had to be you

It had to be you

It had to be you

Jeffrey, come here.

Jimmy Dugan pops his head out of the dugout.

Jimmy, come on.

Jimmy, I'm thinking of giving you another managing job.

Julie's watching you. I don't want any bad reports.

Just be careful with it.

Just give me the telegram.

Just keep it down.

Just so you can say you once did something? Something special?

Just this winter.

Just watch me pitch. Dottie, get your mitt! I'll throw him a few.

Just when I want you to stay, you're leaving.

Keep him away from me!

Keep it going!

Keep timing.

Keep your eye on it, Dottie!

Keep your voice down. Your father's listening to the radio.

Keller to 3rd!

Kimono.

Kiss my big hairy ass.

Kit is 1 for 3 today.

Kit Keller looks mighty tired.

Kit, blow it out your rear end!

Kit, come on, cut it out!

Kit, listen.

Kit, over here! Come on, let's go!

Kit, that's it. l've noticed there's some friction.

Kit!

Kit! Wait up, I'll give you a ride!

L'd just be in the way.

L'd like to lead you in prayer.

L'd rather see you play ball instead of what you used to do.

L'll be managing the Racine team when the season starts.

L'll clear all this stuff off.

L'll go. I'm ready now. I gotta sign something?

L'll miss the girls.

L'll miss you.

L'll pitch. I can pitch.

L'll see you.

L'll strike this turkey out.

L'll tell you what I'll miss.

L'll tell you what. lf she comes, you can come too.

L've been traded to Racine!

L've got butterflies in my stomach!

L've got peanuts all over myself.

L've got two children, I don't need a third.

L've gotta go! l've gotta go!

Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the first game...

Ladies!

Ladies!

Ladies...

Last game. Now or never, ladies.

Lay off of those high ones.

Lay off the high ones!

Leave her alone, Jimmy.

Let me be blunt. Are you still a fall down drunk?

Let me down!

Let me down!

Let's duck out the back door.

Let's get out of this inning! Come on!

Let's go, girls. Dozens of people are waiting for the game to start.

Let's go. We'll miss the train.

Let's make like a bread truck and haul buns, ladies.

Let's not go to the World Series without Stilwell's toys!

Let's play hard! Play smart! Use your heads!

Let's see if Jimmy Dugan gives her the green light on 3 and 0...

Lf anything happens, he'll come back from the Pacific and kill me.

Lf it wasn't hard, everyone would do it.

Lf l'd have swung at that, l'd be the hero.

Lf something happened, you would've got a telegram.

Lf the lead off hitter gets on, they're gonna bunt. Be ready.

Lf we could just form two or three parallel lines....

Lf we paid you more, could you be just a little more disgusting?

Lf you don't, I'll come back and hit line drives at your head.

Lf you have trouble, you know who to blame.

Lf you stink, it only costs us the train ticket.

Lf you think you can do without the batting practice, think again.

Lf you wanna pluck cows, that's your business.

Lf you're nearby, and you must be, since this isn't a powerful radio station...

Lf your knees are up to it, go ahead.

Lift up your skirt!

Like I was some sort of a weird girl or a strange girl...

Like you.

Lineup change!

Listen, when...

Listen. There's a big hole on the right side. Don't look.

Ln the 43 years l've practised medicine, I never saw a woman throw up that much.

Ln the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost....

Ln the Pacific Northwest, my territory...

Ln there.

Look at me! I'm a ballplayer!

Look at me. I'm full of peanuts!

Look at me. I'm full of peanuts!

Look at this crowd. This is great! They're jumping, cheering...

Look it over there!

Look on the list. it's either Rockford, Racine, Kenosha or South Bend.

Look sharp, tall What is her name?

Lord...

Lou quit.

Lowenstein's coming. He catches us, we're out of the league.

Ls it out of focus?

Ls she out?

Ls that you, Grandma?

Ls this all? Marla didn't come?

Lt costs a fortune, with the mowing and trimming.

Lt falls in there!

Lt gets really good after that.

Lt is a long fly ball. Back, back, back.

Lt just got too hard.

Lt looks like Keller's coming out of the game, and she is not happy about it!

Lt was a sniper.

Lt was all a mistake. A big mistake.

Lt was in one of those cartons.

Lt was made very clear to me what I'm supposed to do here.

Lt was never that important. lt was just something I did.

Lt won't happen again.

Lt would bruise the hell out of me.

Lt'd be an honour.

Lt'll be okay.

Lt's a pleasure to welcome you here today.

Lt's all over. I'm here, baby.

Lt's all right.

Lt's all right. I made it.

Lt's awfully short.

Lt's coming back!

Lt's Dottie.

Lt's George!

Lt's half a dress.

Lt's like at home.

Lt's like if you're here, then I'm not here.

Lt's not a good time to lose our most popular player.

Lt's not like any of this helps, believe me.

Lt's okay, honey. That was good form.

Lt's okay, Kit.

Lt's one of the girls, isn't it?

Lt's only a game, and I don't need this.

Lt's personal?

Lt's really cold.

Lt's supposed to be hard.

Lt's taken years, but you are the first women...

Lt's the letters. A squeeze'll work.

Lt's up the alley!

Lt's what lights you up. You can't deny that.

Lynch is the most consistent Belles hitter this year.

Mae, what did you give her?

Mae, what'd you say?

Mae, your date's here.

Mae? All the Way Mae?

Mae's gonna poison her dinner.

Make something happen, Mae!

Man on the floor!

Managing girl ballplayers.

Margaret, it just isn't a good idea.

Marla, honey? We gotta go.

Marla!

May our balls...

May our feet be swift.

Maybe that's how she entertains herself, doc.

Me?

Me? Why me?

Meanwhile, Chicago club owner Walter Harvey, the candy bar king...

Milky...

Miss Cuthbert, save me my special seat, now, cutie!

Miss it?

Miss putting on all this gear?

Mom died a couple of years ago.

Mordabito goes to the wall...

Mr. Capadino, look! That's when you changed my life, honey!

Mr. Dugan? Could you sign my husband's baseball card for me?

Mr. Goosatelli shan't be returning.

Mr. Harvey...

Mr. Lowenstein...

Murphy, she will score!

My father owns a dance hall, upstate. innie's Dance Girls Deluxe.

My goodness!

My mother always used to say, '' lf at first you don't succeed ''

My train leaves at 8. I got 1 0 minutes to pack.

Near and far

Near and far

Needs oil.

Never go anywhere. Never do anything.

Next batter...

Nice and warm?

Nice guy.

Nice job, Kit!

Nice retort. Tryouts are in Chicago. it's a real league, professional.

Nice, nice.

No balls, 2 strikes.

No crying!

No high ones.

No matter what your brother does, he's littler than you.

No one.

No wonder they call her ''All the Way'' Mae.

No, Hitler. Yes, Bob.

No, I just can't afford it.

No, I'm not hot. it's fine.

No, sir. l've quit drinking.

No, thanks.

No, that's how he looks.

No, wait!

No, you can relace it.

No! Do you know why?

No. What do you mean?

Not counting the two months I was in the hospital. Bat hit me right in the head.

Not the way you hit.

Not to mention the Indians, Red Sox and Tigers.

Now batting for the Rockford Peaches...

Now lefty.

Now look. I got a park.

Now look...

Now, l'd like to....

Now, you're the first

O'er the land of the free

Oh, baby! She hit the cream cheese out of that one!

Oh, doctor!

Oh, God, don't

Oh, my God! Ernie!

Oh, now I get it. Listen, mister.

Oh, relax! I'm talking lookie, no touchie.

Oh, say does that star spangled

Oh, Shirley, I'm so excited.

Oh, sweetie!

Oh, yeah? Why don't you do it, Oregon?

Okay, find your name.

Okay, girls, this is it. Harvey Field.

Okay, Marla.

Okay, Marla.

Old man Harvey just...

On the home front...

On you. I'll see you later.

One hit and we win!

One more!

One run and we are back in this ball game.

One, two, three!

Only tying and go ahead runs in scoring position.

Our chaperones are not too soft They're not too tough

Our managers are on the ball

Out!

Peaches are down to their final out.

People better start showing up.

Pick those suitcases up! Come on!

Piss on your hat!

Place used to be a golf course.

Play great.

Please!

Please?

Posture!

Professional baseball?

Put it past the little queen here.

Racine? Kenosha? South Bend?

Really!

Really?

Really? What's it about?

Recognize yourself?

Right here in Chicago, young girls plucked from their families...

Right here in Racine, Rockford leads our Belles, 2 to 1 ...

Right in here!

Right past her!

Right. The important thing is he's stupid, out of work and treats me bad.

Rogers Hornsby, my manager, called me a ''talking pile of pig shit'' !

Roosevelt himself said, '' Men's baseball won't be shut down.''

Safe!

Safe!

Safe!

Safe!

Safe!

Safe!

Save some hot water for me, you guys.

Say, Evelyn, can I ask you a question?

See you in the World Series.

See you next season!

See, he says he's too busy reading the want ads...

See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.

Settle down. We got a lot to go over.

Settles in.

Shake it off. You gotta hit.

Shake that one off!

She always said it was the best time she had in her whole life.

She caught it with her bare hand.

She caught it! Unbelievable!

She drives it to deep centre!

She got her in the league!

She got it! She got it!

She is not stopping!

She is safe! I can't believe it!

She nearly took her head off!

She pitches. She didn't today, because she did yesterday.

She runs through the stop sign!

She was a real nice lady.

She'll have to go for this one!

She's crying, sir.

She's good.

She's good. She's very good.

She's got an eye like DiMaggio.

She's great. Why not? What's the problem?

She's heading past 2nd.

She's not the one to use Or need an alibi

She's really good.

She's safe!

She's throwing g****fruits.

She's under it.

She's your daughter?

Shirley?

Short? I'm gonna have to squat in that thing.

Should we send the boys returning from war back to the kitchen? Come on.

Should've just had you and bought a dog.

Show them what you got. Don't embarrass me.

Shut up, Doris.

Sip.

Sixty four girls.

So long, Charlie!