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A League of Their Own (1992)

A League of Their Own (1992)

"A League of Their Own" is a 1992 sports comedy film directed by Penny Marshall. Set during World War II, the movie depicts the formation and struggles of the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. With an incredible cast, the film stars Geena Davis as Dottie Hinson, Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan, Lori Petty as Kit Keller, and Madonna as "All the Way" Mae Mordabito, alongside Rosie O'Donnell, Megan Cavanagh, and many others. This heartwarming and humorous tale celebrates the strength, determination, and undeniable skills of these female athletes who stepped up to the plate when America needed them most. You can now play and download the delightful sounds of "A League of Their Own" right here.

A car could've came by now.
A goddamn circus!
A lady reveals nothing.
A real human interest story.
A roadhouse called the Suds Bucket.
A Rockford Peach!
A slick play by Alice Gaspers and there's 2 gone...
Ace fireballer Bob Feller...
After a month of play...
After the game, I'm taking her out for a steak dinner.
Ain't he something?
Ain't too many people here.
Alice thinks it's bad luck to change her socks.
All right, 2 outs, everybody. Two away!
All right, all right, all right!
All right, come on! We need some runs out there.
All right, come on.
All right, if we just hold them now, we got it! Come on!
All right, Kit. Look it over!
All right, ladies, let's play ball!
All right, let's get this one!
All right, lra.
All right, what's your name?
All right.
All right. Mae, centre field, lead off.
All right. Thanks.
All these girls gonna be in the league?
Already dressed.
Always made me feel like I was wrong.
And a damn fine ballplayer.
And a lot of liquor!
And gracefully and grandly.
And I'm gonna prove it to you, Mr. Harvey!
And it's in the dirt. 3 and 0.
And now, the lineup for Rockford:
And now, the manager of the Peaches...
And now, the most disgusting example...
And sip.
And sit.
And that is the ball game! Rockford is in the playoffs!
And the home of the brave
And there's her kid sister Kit, who's as single as they come.
And they won't come back till it's over, over there.
And this is what they'll look like. Pretty darn nifty, if you ask me.
And this with a war on!
And what am I supposed to do?
And you are gonna miss this.
And, God...
And, Lord...
Angel, come here now.
Any children?
Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a hat on?
Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
Are you a newspaper guy? This is my friend Mae. She made the team.
Are you coming?
Are you crying?
Are you crying?
Are you crying?!
Are you physically unable to show up on time?
Ask Dottie.
At the end of practice today...
Backs straight.
Bad eye! Bat at that, blond girl!
Ball
Ball
Ball!
Ballplayers!
Ballplayers...!
Banner yet wave
Base hit. Gardner's up with it.
Baseball is what gets inside you.
Baseball's biggest stars say...
Bases loaded. Bottom of the 9th. Rockford up, 6 to 2. Two men out.
Batter up
Batter up
Batter up!
Batter up!
Batting fifth....
Batting second and playing 3rd base, number 22, Doris Murphy!
Batting third, the catcher, number 8, Dottie Hinson!
Beautiful catch!
Beautiful!
Because there's no crying in baseball. No crying in baseball!
Besides, these are your old friends.
Better look out, I might break a nail!
Better luck next time!
Betty Horn sprints in from the left field bullpen.
Betty Spaghetti makes the catch!
Betty Spaghetti?
Beverly!
Beverly. Good.
Big Dottie Hinson striding to the plate.
Bite me on the butt and call me an apple!
Bob and I are driving back to Oregon. You're welcome to come with us.
Bob and I are driving back to Oregon. You're welcome to come with us.
Bob and I are...
Bobby, come here.
Boy, did she smack that one right on the kisser.
Boy, I hate these. These are the worst.
Boys like this on your fingers?
Boys!
Bring them in there, Dottie!
Bullshit. You can all kiss my ass. That's right.
But an important step.
But figure it out by tomorrow, or I'm going home.
But I still say you're not ballplayers.
But sneaking out like this, quitting....
But that's my fault.
But the damage has been done.
But to be perfectly honest, I think the girls deserve most of the credit.
But you're going.
Bye, Jimmy.
Can I speak to you a minute?
Can we have your autograph?
Can we just hold each other for the rest of our lives?
Can we, Jimmy?
Can you read, honey?
Can't we do both?
Careers and higher education...
Catching a double header in 1 00 degree heat? Pushing the bus in mud?
Cemetery boneyard! Cross your fingers or you'll never get another hit.
Chickenshit! You wanna go home and make 1 00 babies, great.
Christmas?
Come back next game.
Come here.
Come home every once in a while.
Come in.
Come on, Dottie!
Come on, Ellen Sue!
Come on, girls.
Come on, honey.
Come on, it's okay. You gotta bat now. Relax!
Come on, Kit, you're up. You're the hitter now. Let's go.
Come on, Kit. Keep your eye on the ball.
Come on, Mom. You'll get to see Aunt Kit.
Come on, way to go, Mae!
Come on, you ain't on the farm anymore. Live a little bit.
Come on, you'll miss your plane.
Come on!
Come on! Bring me home, Helen!
Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Come on. l've never been taken out before.
Coming, Jimmy.
Could be a record.
Could make me be blue
Could you teach it to me?
Count's 2 balls and no strikes to Rockford's big catcher, Dottie Hinson.
Daddy, I'm sorry.
Did she get it?
Did you promise the cows you'd write?
Did you see Mae's catch, Dad?
Did you see me, Kit? I pretzeled!
Did you tell them about me?
Dirt in the skirt, Mae! Dirt in the skirt!
Do you hear me?!
Do you mind? Could I take a look at that?
Do you understand? All of the owners are getting out.
Does anybody have any extra hose?
Does anybody have any extra hose?
Doesn't that hurt them?
Don't act like this.
Don't drink!''
Don't eat it.
Don't look at her.
Don't look so stunned. Face it.
Don't make my girl suffer because I messed up raising her.
Don't run! You'll scare the chickens!
Don't slurp.
Don't slurp.
Don't start with me, Kit!
Don't waste your time.
Don't worry. The bus wouldn't leave without you.
Don't you start with me!
Don't you worry about me.
Doris, is this your boyfriend?
Dottie Hinson has her team 1 out from the title.
Dottie Hinson held onto the ball!
Dottie, here you are. You weren't on the bus.
Dottie, I'm trying to get them to do a story about you.
Dottie, ladies and gentlemen! Dottie!
Down.
Dry your eyes.
Each girl stands Her head so proudly high
Ellen Sue Gotlander is a former Miss Georgia.
Ellen Sue, how's it looking?
Ellen Sue, how's it looking?
Ellen Sue!
Enough concentrated ''oomph'' for a whole carload of Hollywood starlets.
Ery cute. Thanks.
Ery good. Try another.
Ery nice!
Ery nice.
Especially in the 5th inning when you scratched your balls for an hour.
Evelyn, look at this! l've got Stilwell's snack on my cleat!
Evelyn!
Every girl in this league will be a lady.
Every trip I take, I gotta sit next to one of these guys.
Everybody, let's listen up.
Everyone's just gonna love him.
Everything.
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Fair ball!
Fellas, keep your mitts to yourselves. She's married.
Field! Tryouts! Play!
First game of the first women's baseball World Series.
First, congratulations.
First, it was their patriotic duty to get out and go to work.
Five bucks! Five bucks!
Five years.
Fly ball as Dottie Hinson brings...
For one and all
For one thing, it'd be nice if you just left the room.
For us.
For what?
Foul ball! Hinson's taking after it.
Frank. He has a name.
From the belt, here's the delivery.
Full house on its feet cheering Dottie Hinson!
Game's getting exciting.
Gardner hits the relay man with a frozen rope!
Gave me a thrill
Gave proof through the night
Get a hit, Beans!
Get an organ grinder. I can hop around and dance.
Get dressed. See you on the bus.
Get him away from the tapes!
Get Stilwell away. I don't know what he's doing.
Get the hell out of the way! What are you, crazy?
Get this brat off of me!
Getting slammed into every other day by a base runner?
Gimme! Gimme!
Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not what you coach during it.
Girls can't play ball!
Girls, you got chores to do.
Girls!
Give him a chance to shoot. Promise?
Give me that.
Give me your watch.
Give the wife a pickle tickle, and I'm on my way. I'll see you.
Go ahead, Shirley.
Go back to taxi dancing?
Go! Go! All the way!
Go! Go! Go!
God, double play. Now I'm hitting like a girl.
Good bluff!
Good game, Jimmy.
Good girl. Good, good.
Good luck in the World Series.
Good luck, Mr. Lowenstein.
Good, honey. Good.
Good. Come back next game, will you?
Goodness sake, Kit!
Got him!
Gotlander, she delivers.
Gotlander's pitch...
Gotta look at another girl.
Gotta practice really hard.
Grabbed.
Grandma's out. ls there a fire?
Great to meet you!
Hang on. Hang on.
Harvey and the other owners think they've made a mistake.
Has anyone seen my new red hat?
Have trouble with the bears, did you?
Haven't you ever heard of a leash?
Having you here is good luck.
He got seven of us before we got him.
He sure knows his baseball.
He'll be manager. He's smart.
He's always been very nice to you.
He's good looking.
He's on his way to talk to his hurler.
He's really a sweetie, Dottie.
He's starting a girls' baseball league...
He's the sweetest little boy.
He's....
Heads up! Spaghetti makes the throw! it's gonna be close!
Hear that call
Helen Haley has not only been on several championship amateur teams...
Helen Haley!
Hell, if you want to play...
Help them see it all the way through. Okay, that's it.
Hendricks will go up at 1 st with a base hit.
Her mom's dead. it's just the two of us.
Her motto.: Do or Die
Her teammates call her ''Betty Spaghetti. ''
Here's my friend Doris. Best player on the team.
Here's the pitch.
Here's the pitch.
Hey, coach.
Hey, cowgirls, see the grass?
Hey, Doris.
Hey, fatso!
Hey, glamour puss! Can you throw the ball?
Hey, Mae. Come here.
Hey, no skin off my Ashtabula.
Hey, yourself.
Hi, Aunt Dottie.
Hi, I'm a big fan of yours. I'm Dottie's husband.
Hi, my name's Mae. That's more than a name, that's an attitude.
High fastballs. She can't hit them, can't lay off them.
High foul pop.
Hinson dropped the ball!
Hinson should have no trouble with this.
Hit the showers!
Home? You can't go home now.
Honey, are you supposed to be here, or are you on the cut list?
Honey...
Hope you're not jealous.
How did I get so useless so fast?
How did you...?
How good am l?
How many sisters do you think I have?
How's Bob?
Hurry up, ladies!
I ain't.
I almost forgot how beautiful you are.
I already got a job.
I can arrange a trade.
I can't believe no one ever called you that before!
I can't do that.
I can't tell anyone how to live.
I can't use her.
I can't wait much longer, so get up.
I can't wait much longer, so get up.
I can't! My husband will kill me.
I could certainly use the money.
I could take her home.
I couldn't believe you hit it right out there!
I didn't know any better.
I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't think l'd ever see you again.
I don't care.
I don't have time for these games.
I don't know what I mean. I know I'm wrong.
I don't know why you get dressed at all.
I don't know. You'll come back next year, right?
I don't plan on wearing it that long.
I gave away five years at the end of my career to drinking.
I got a letter from Nelson!
I got a telegram from the War Department.
I got her! Look!
I got my truck parked outside.
I got two box seats. Who wants them?
I got you into this league!
I gotta feed the fish.
I gotta get out of here.
I had no right to sell off the team's equipment like that.
I hate when they get attached to me like that.
I have Bob. I don't need this.
I have no cartilage...
I have seen enough to know I have seen too much!
I have to leave.
I haven't got ballplayers! l've got girls!
I hold you back?
I jammed my shoulder, if it makes you feel any better.
I just get so mad!
I just spoke to my husband last night.
I just thought it might help the league.
I knew if I did too good, you'd do something to push me down!
I know how you feel. I really do.
I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls.
I know you're right and I'm wrong. I know that. I just
I know. I know.
I like the high ones!
I like the high ones.
I love you still
I love you, Daddy.
I love you, Kit.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I loved you in The Wizard of Oz.
I made it! I can stay!
I married a plastic surgeon.
I mean, look. There's a lot of us.
I never cared for the game, but I love grass.
I play right field.
I really like it here.
I really wanna finish this game.
I said, '' lf she was a boy, l'd talk to the Yankees instead of living here.''
I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad.
I seem to remember last week, somebody throwing a resin bag in my face.
I smile...
I sold your product when there was no product. This is a product!
I think it's time for a drink.
I think maybe l'd better not go.
I think she's on the dance floor. There she is.
I think we're all all right.
I think. I haven't got a letter from him in three weeks.
I thought we were gonna win.
I thought you were a ballplayer.
I told them to trade me.
I treated you like a pitcher who'd lost her stuff.
I used to get one every week.
I wanna have kids. We wanna have kids.
I wanna show you the grounds. You know, I always
I want you to manage one of the new girls' baseball teams.
I want you.
I was fine until that scout walked into our barn. I'm no quitter.
I was gonna send you...
I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns out I get a bonus...
I was listening to the radio when he hit that home run to win the pennant.
I will!
I wish you had a decent mitt.
I'm a married woman. My husband's overseas.
I'm asking him to sign my husband's baseball card.
I'm Charlie Collins.
I'm coming
I'm coming in!
I'm coming, Mae! I'm coming!
I'm Ernie Capadino, baseball scout.
I'm Evelyn Gardner.
I'm getting tired of listening to you, lra.
I'm going home. Grab a shower and a shave.
I'm going, baby!
I'm leaving the team.
I'm married. I'm happy. it's what I want. Don't confuse things.
I'm not gonna know anybody.
I'm not kidding. Move!
I'm nothing here.
I'm sick of you blaming me.
I'm so depressed, I could eat a cow.
I'm so glad you came.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to kill your son!
I'm sorry! Shoot!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. I am trying my best.
Irish ones and Swedes
Irish ones and Swedes
It had to be you
It had to be you
It had to be you
Jeffrey, come here.
Jimmy Dugan pops his head out of the dugout.
Jimmy, come on.
Jimmy, I'm thinking of giving you another managing job.
Julie's watching you. I don't want any bad reports.
Just be careful with it.
Just give me the telegram.
Just keep it down.
Just so you can say you once did something? Something special?
Just this winter.
Just watch me pitch. Dottie, get your mitt! I'll throw him a few.
Just when I want you to stay, you're leaving.
Keep him away from me!
Keep it going!
Keep timing.
Keep your eye on it, Dottie!
Keep your voice down. Your father's listening to the radio.
Keller to 3rd!
Kimono.
Kiss my big hairy ass.
Kit is 1 for 3 today.
Kit Keller looks mighty tired.
Kit, blow it out your rear end!
Kit, come on, cut it out!
Kit, listen.
Kit, over here! Come on, let's go!
Kit, that's it. l've noticed there's some friction.
Kit!
Kit! Wait up, I'll give you a ride!
L'd just be in the way.
L'd like to lead you in prayer.
L'd rather see you play ball instead of what you used to do.
L'll be managing the Racine team when the season starts.
L'll clear all this stuff off.
L'll go. I'm ready now. I gotta sign something?
L'll miss the girls.
L'll miss you.
L'll pitch. I can pitch.
L'll see you.
L'll strike this turkey out.
L'll tell you what I'll miss.
L'll tell you what. lf she comes, you can come too.
L've been traded to Racine!
L've got butterflies in my stomach!
L've got peanuts all over myself.
L've got two children, I don't need a third.
L've gotta go! l've gotta go!
Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the first game...
Ladies!
Ladies!
Ladies...
Last game. Now or never, ladies.
Lay off of those high ones.
Lay off the high ones!
Leave her alone, Jimmy.
Let me be blunt. Are you still a fall down drunk?
Let me down!
Let me down!
Let's duck out the back door.
Let's get out of this inning! Come on!
Let's go, girls. Dozens of people are waiting for the game to start.
Let's go. We'll miss the train.
Let's make like a bread truck and haul buns, ladies.
Let's not go to the World Series without Stilwell's toys!
Let's play hard! Play smart! Use your heads!
Let's see if Jimmy Dugan gives her the green light on 3 and 0...
Lf anything happens, he'll come back from the Pacific and kill me.
Lf it wasn't hard, everyone would do it.
Lf l'd have swung at that, l'd be the hero.
Lf something happened, you would've got a telegram.
Lf the lead off hitter gets on, they're gonna bunt. Be ready.
Lf we could just form two or three parallel lines....
Lf we paid you more, could you be just a little more disgusting?
Lf you don't, I'll come back and hit line drives at your head.
Lf you have trouble, you know who to blame.
Lf you stink, it only costs us the train ticket.
Lf you think you can do without the batting practice, think again.
Lf you wanna pluck cows, that's your business.
Lf you're nearby, and you must be, since this isn't a powerful radio station...
Lf your knees are up to it, go ahead.
Lift up your skirt!
Like I was some sort of a weird girl or a strange girl...
Like you.
Lineup change!
Listen, when...
Listen. There's a big hole on the right side. Don't look.
Ln the 43 years l've practised medicine, I never saw a woman throw up that much.
Ln the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost....
Ln the Pacific Northwest, my territory...
Ln there.
Look at me! I'm a ballplayer!
Look at me. I'm full of peanuts!
Look at me. I'm full of peanuts!
Look at this crowd. This is great! They're jumping, cheering...
Look it over there!
Look on the list. it's either Rockford, Racine, Kenosha or South Bend.
Look sharp, tall What is her name?
Lord...
Lou quit.
Lowenstein's coming. He catches us, we're out of the league.
Ls it out of focus?
Ls she out?
Ls that you, Grandma?
Ls this all? Marla didn't come?
Lt costs a fortune, with the mowing and trimming.
Lt falls in there!
Lt gets really good after that.
Lt is a long fly ball. Back, back, back.
Lt just got too hard.
Lt looks like Keller's coming out of the game, and she is not happy about it!
Lt was a sniper.
Lt was all a mistake. A big mistake.
Lt was in one of those cartons.
Lt was made very clear to me what I'm supposed to do here.
Lt was never that important. lt was just something I did.
Lt won't happen again.
Lt would bruise the hell out of me.
Lt'd be an honour.
Lt'll be okay.
Lt's a pleasure to welcome you here today.
Lt's all over. I'm here, baby.
Lt's all right.
Lt's all right. I made it.
Lt's awfully short.
Lt's coming back!
Lt's Dottie.
Lt's George!
Lt's half a dress.
Lt's like at home.
Lt's like if you're here, then I'm not here.
Lt's not a good time to lose our most popular player.
Lt's not like any of this helps, believe me.
Lt's okay, honey. That was good form.
Lt's okay, Kit.
Lt's one of the girls, isn't it?
Lt's only a game, and I don't need this.
Lt's personal?
Lt's really cold.
Lt's supposed to be hard.
Lt's taken years, but you are the first women...
Lt's the letters. A squeeze'll work.
Lt's up the alley!
Lt's what lights you up. You can't deny that.
Lynch is the most consistent Belles hitter this year.
Mae, what did you give her?
Mae, what'd you say?
Mae, your date's here.
Mae? All the Way Mae?
Mae's gonna poison her dinner.
Make something happen, Mae!
Man on the floor!
Managing girl ballplayers.
Margaret, it just isn't a good idea.
Marla, honey? We gotta go.
Marla!
May our balls...
May our feet be swift.
Maybe that's how she entertains herself, doc.
Me?
Me? Why me?
Meanwhile, Chicago club owner Walter Harvey, the candy bar king...
Milky...
Miss Cuthbert, save me my special seat, now, cutie!
Miss it?
Miss putting on all this gear?
Mom died a couple of years ago.
Mordabito goes to the wall...
Mr. Capadino, look! That's when you changed my life, honey!
Mr. Dugan? Could you sign my husband's baseball card for me?
Mr. Goosatelli shan't be returning.
Mr. Harvey...
Mr. Lowenstein...
Murphy, she will score!
My father owns a dance hall, upstate. innie's Dance Girls Deluxe.
My goodness!
My mother always used to say, '' lf at first you don't succeed ''
My train leaves at 8. I got 1 0 minutes to pack.
Near and far
Near and far
Needs oil.
Never go anywhere. Never do anything.
Next batter...
Nice and warm?
Nice guy.
Nice job, Kit!
Nice retort. Tryouts are in Chicago. it's a real league, professional.
Nice, nice.
No balls, 2 strikes.
No crying!
No high ones.
No matter what your brother does, he's littler than you.
No one.
No wonder they call her ''All the Way'' Mae.
No, Hitler. Yes, Bob.
No, I just can't afford it.
No, I'm not hot. it's fine.
No, sir. l've quit drinking.
No, thanks.
No, that's how he looks.
No, wait!
No, you can relace it.
No! Do you know why?
No. What do you mean?
Not counting the two months I was in the hospital. Bat hit me right in the head.
Not the way you hit.
Not to mention the Indians, Red Sox and Tigers.
Now batting for the Rockford Peaches...
Now lefty.
Now look. I got a park.
Now look...
Now, l'd like to....
Now, you're the first
O'er the land of the free
Oh, baby! She hit the cream cheese out of that one!
Oh, doctor!
Oh, God, don't
Oh, my God! Ernie!
Oh, now I get it. Listen, mister.
Oh, relax! I'm talking lookie, no touchie.
Oh, say does that star spangled
Oh, Shirley, I'm so excited.
Oh, sweetie!
Oh, yeah? Why don't you do it, Oregon?
Okay, find your name.
Okay, girls, this is it. Harvey Field.
Okay, Marla.
Okay, Marla.
Old man Harvey just...
On the home front...
On you. I'll see you later.
One hit and we win!
One more!
One run and we are back in this ball game.
One, two, three!
Only tying and go ahead runs in scoring position.
Our chaperones are not too soft They're not too tough
Our managers are on the ball
Out!
Peaches are down to their final out.
People better start showing up.
Pick those suitcases up! Come on!
Piss on your hat!
Place used to be a golf course.
Play great.
Please!
Please?
Posture!
Professional baseball?
Put it past the little queen here.
Racine? Kenosha? South Bend?
Really!
Really?
Really? What's it about?
Recognize yourself?
Right here in Chicago, young girls plucked from their families...
Right here in Racine, Rockford leads our Belles, 2 to 1 ...
Right in here!
Right past her!
Right. The important thing is he's stupid, out of work and treats me bad.
Rogers Hornsby, my manager, called me a ''talking pile of pig shit'' !
Roosevelt himself said, '' Men's baseball won't be shut down.''
Safe!
Safe!
Safe!
Safe!
Safe!
Safe!
Save some hot water for me, you guys.
Say, Evelyn, can I ask you a question?
See you in the World Series.
See you next season!
See, he says he's too busy reading the want ads...
See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.
Settle down. We got a lot to go over.
Settles in.
Shake it off. You gotta hit.
Shake that one off!
She always said it was the best time she had in her whole life.
She caught it with her bare hand.
She caught it! Unbelievable!
She drives it to deep centre!
She got her in the league!
She got it! She got it!
She is not stopping!
She is safe! I can't believe it!
She nearly took her head off!
She pitches. She didn't today, because she did yesterday.
She runs through the stop sign!
She was a real nice lady.
She'll have to go for this one!
She's crying, sir.
She's good.
She's good. She's very good.
She's got an eye like DiMaggio.
She's great. Why not? What's the problem?
She's heading past 2nd.
She's not the one to use Or need an alibi
She's really good.
She's safe!
She's throwing g****fruits.
She's under it.
She's your daughter?
Shirley?
Short? I'm gonna have to squat in that thing.
Should we send the boys returning from war back to the kitchen? Come on.
Should've just had you and bought a dog.
Show them what you got. Don't embarrass me.
Shut up, Doris.
Sip.
Sixty four girls.
So long, Charlie!
So we all suffer? Get away, get away.
So we won't need the girls next year.
So will you just give them everything you've got?
So with 2 runs in the 6th, South Bend gets even.
So you tell old rich Mr. Chocolate Man that he ain't closing me down!
Some more prominent than others.
Some others I've seen
Sound it out.
Stay away from me. Leave me alone! That's what I want you to do!
Stilwell could've hit off you.
Stilwell, angel, come to Mommy.
Stilwell, angel, have another chocolate bar.
Stilwell, angel, smile!
Stilwell, you gonna stay out here or come in the dugout?
Stop kicking the rocks.
Stop the train!
Stop thinking with your tits. Batter!
Strike 1 !
Strike 1 !
Strike 2!
Strike 3!
Strike 3!
Strike her out!
Strike!
Strike!
Strike!
Strike!
Sure.
Swing and a miss! Strike 2!
Take it or leave it.
Take me home, Mama, and put me to bed!
Take my son with me on road trips?
Take off your hat, honey.
Thank you very much, Mr. Harvey. I appreciate it, coming from you.
Thank you, Mr. Dugan.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for getting me in the league.
Thanks for that special glimpse into her life.
Thanks, Alice!
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That ain't nothing!
That counts.
That does it!
That doesn't mean anything.
That last pitch was right down the middle.
That looked good to me, Ellen Sue!
That one hurt. So long, milkmaids.
That our flag was still there
That sounded good.
That was a good one.
That was Bob, huh?
That was really nice!
That was when my parents came from Michigan...
That's a rope, honey.
That's all right. 1 down! We got 1 down! Let's go!
That's enough. You can bring her over.
That's fine. No problem. Doesn't mean you have to quit.
That's funny to you?
That's good advice!
That's it, Dottie! You did it!
That's it! Get lost!
That's it! Get lost!
That's it! I quit!
That's my daughter, 3rd baseman, Doris Murphy. Best one they got.
That's my plan.
That's my wife!
That's official business!
That's something I would like you to work on...
That's that lump that's three feet above your ass!
That's the ball game!
That's the final out.
That's the important thing.
That's the second time he dropped that Bible since she's been in there.
That's what I thought you said.
That's where you belong. I'm in charge now.
That's why I'm giving you this job.
Thattagirl!
The ''Queen of Diamonds,'' Dottie Hinson?
The All American League
The All American League We come from cities
The Army could at least send someone to tell you your husband's dead.
The bombs bursting in air
The coach is giving Keller the stop sign at 3rd! But she is not stopping!
The crowd's light today, what with the tractor show in town.
The eyebrows. Thin and separate. There should be two.
The hair. Soften and shorten.
The kid ate the lineup!
The last batter standing in Rockford's way is Kit Keller.
The South Bend Blue Sox against your own Rockford Peaches.
The time has come
The time has come
The train leaves for Chicago tomorrow.
Then there's pretty Dottie Hinson...
Then this would be more, wouldn't it? lnterested?
There are 38 girls getting tickets home...
There is no room for girls' baseball in this country...
There is no smoking.
There is no tomorrow.
There was a fire.
There, catch that, blondie!
There.
There's a fly ball to left field.
There's a lot of reasons why I can't go.
There's a reporter and a photographer in the stands from Life magazine.
There's a shot into right centre!
There's no crying in baseball!
There's no pockets for my cigarettes.
There's no question who the star of this game is.
There's so few of us.
There's the winner!
There's too strong a resemblance.
These are my in laws. Hello!
They can't close us down here.
They can't hear nothing. Enough socializing.
They can't keep us from playing!
They got over 1 00 girls here, so some of youse will have to go home.
They might close you down.
They probably won't remember me.
They really loved it.
They ride a bus all night to play a double header the next day!
They'd really trade you. Miss Star, Miss Perfect.
They're dancing in the aisles here in Racine!
They're great.
They've got a ''Women ln Baseball'' thing up there. lsn't it neat?
Think I'm gonna miss that?
Think there's men who ain't seen your bosoms?
This ball is hot!
This bat's too heavy. You'll never get it around.
This couldn't come at a worse time.
This is for you.
This is history in the making. History in the making!
This is it, folks. One game for the whole ball of string.
This is making me sick.
This is our other daughter, Dottie's sister.''
This is what it's gonna be like in the factories too.
This is you.
This really isn't right.
This should tie it up! Hendricks is rounding 3rd!
This week in the world of sports.
This'll be something.
Three in the World Series, two in game 4 alone.
Throw smoke, Kit! Throw smoke!
Time for the song and dance.
Time!
Time!
To play
Told me to get my fat ass behind the plate. Was that you or the umpire?
Tomorrow? Fine! I'll work everything out by tomorrow.
Too high.
Took me a year.
Trade me or whatever.
Trading bats for bullets, Yankee Joe DiMaggio...
Triple A? Great. Good luck.
Triple.
Tryouts. Get out there.
Turned him down.
Two box seats on the 3rd base line.
Uncle Elmore's socks!
Until you did that, I couldn't tell if you were drunk or dead.
Wait a minute! Hold it! Who said you could play?
Wait! The girls have a game!
Wallace scampers home, and the Belles take the lead, 1 to nothing!
Wanna be a ballplayer when you get big?
Wanna go to the movies with me?
Wanna play?
Was l?
We always do.
We are.
We brought you these also.
We can't play without one.
We come from cities
We don't have fans, we don't have a league.
We got Canadians
We got to Yellowstone and turned back.
We gotta go. We got trouble.
We gotta make a stop. Fort Collins, Colorado.
We just gave her a dress.
We love you, 22!
We only make $30 at the dairy.
We still got a game to play.
We want girls easy on the eye.
We will. Thanks.
We'll let you know.
We'll show them how we play.
We'll stick with it.
We're All Americans
We're all for one We're one for all
We're all for one, we're one for all We're All Americans
We're gonna win!
We're gonna win.
We're in a bit of a crisis, and I have to try to pull something off.
We're the members of
We're winning the war. Our situation changed.
We've got Canadians
Well, I'll say one thing for them. They can run.
Well, it's not exactly like that.
Well, look who just caught up!
Well, that is blunt.
Well, that seemed uncalled for.
Well, then I'm a big fan of yours.
Well, then, I'll play.
Well, we're different.
Well, we're not doing so well.
Well, where is she?
Well, you know, she's battling.
Well, you're already dressed.
What a hitter!
What a lead!
What are you giving her to read?
What are you saying that for? You make her feel bad!
What are you talking about?
What are you, a genius?
What are you, stupid?
What do I mean?
What do you mean, ''some of us''?
What do you mean, why?
What do you say I smack you around?
What do you say? Are you in?
What do you suggest?
What do you think we are, ballplayers or ballerinas?
What do you think?
What do you want me to do?
What happened?
What idiot said that?
What if, at a key moment in the game, my uniform bursts open...
What is her name? Hey you, tall girl!
What is it, baby?
What the hell is going on?!
What the hell was that?
What?
What'll we do? He didn't give us a lineup.
What's that mean?
What's the difference? She's reading.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the sign to swing away?
When do we get to Chicago?
When I heard about this, l...
When our boys come home from war...
When the men come back, they're sent back to the kitchen.
When will you be coming home?
When will you realize how special it was, how much it all meant?
When?
Where did you say he was? ltaly?
Where'd you come from?
Where'd you find this?
Where's Dottie?
Where's your mom?
Which team do you play for?
Which you started, which I paid for.
Who are you?
Who can?
Who cares? it's working.
Who doesn't?
Who is the goddamn manager here? I am!
Who's Lou?
Why am I the only one on this bus? What are we waiting for?
Why are we stopped?
Why do you gotta be so good?
Why is it so important that I go?
Why would I want to drink? I'm a goddamn Peach!
Why?
Why? What do you think? Because...
Will you just try to give them something spectacular out there?
Will you shut up?!
Wisenheimer.
With all your faults
With her husband in the Pacific...
With the boys overseas and off to war...
Wonderful you
Works for me.
Write to me, honey.
Write to us. We'll miss you.
Yeah, about eight times.
Yeah, fine. Fine.
Yeah, so I ain't done yet. Watch this.
Yeah, so?
Yeah, we feed them to the cows when they're constipated.
Yes, a little prayer. Come on! Come on!
Yes, she is. Are you deaf?
Yes! Thank you, God!
You acted like a baby.
You ain't taking her because she ain't pretty?
You beat me. You wanted it more than me.
You bet you will.
You bitch!
You blocked the entire plate! How do you
You can not only play ball, but you're kind of a dolly.
You can play.
You can't catch me!
You can't leave us like this! Please, Mr. Goosatelli!
You can't play ball in this, you can't play ball with us.
You can't slide in that.
You can't throw me out knowing you've got a strike!
You caught that. Hello?
You could've backed me up today...
You couldn't give this up. You'd miss it.
You did a fabulous job. I won't forget this.
You did good.
You did what you had to.
You don't have to spend six months in Saskatchewan.
You don't need it to shoot Nazis.
You ever hear Dad introduce us to people?
You fell out of a hotel. That's how you hurt it!
You get a hit, I'll baby sit that little porker! Come on!
You go out there and you wave your little hat around.
You gorgeous stack of pancakes!
You got plenty of time to have kids.
You got the whole rest of your life to hang around here.
You got yourself in the league. I got you on the train.
You guys be good. Get dirty.
You have some good ballplayers. lf you'll only
You have to sit down here.
You haven't changed one bit.
You haven't had one since
You I saw, you I like.
You just wait, Doris!
You keep that kid away from me for just one game!
You kind of let me down on that San Antonio job.
You know General Omar Bradley?
You know something? You're not nice.
You know who she is. She kept calling Your name.
You know, if I had your job, l'd kill myself.
You know, the candy?
You let the tying run get on 2nd, and we lost the lead!
You need this, right? Trigger finger. I could do that.
You play like you love it.
You ready?
You really gave me a scare for a second.
You remember?
You shake it off. Shake it off.
You stay down there and you cool off!
You stink!
You stink.
You sure are.
You two should be alone.
You understand me?
You wave your little hat.
You were wrong.
You zip it, Doris!
You?
You'll have regular classes at charm and beauty school.
You'll regret it all your life.
You're a pitcher, huh?
You're a young man.
You're goddamn killing me!
You're gonna lose!
You're gonna lose!
You're gonna lose!
You're gonna lose.
You're just on another team, that's all.
You're lousy.
You're out!
You're out!
You're out!
You're out!
You're still a name. You step out of the dugout before every game.
You're still in the league.
You're still missing the cutoff man.
You're the ''Queen of Diamonds.'' That's what I'm calling you.
You're the most beautiful thing l've ever seen.
You're with us. You're a Rockford Peach.
You've seen the error of your ways?
Your head and not your behind? That looks really swollen.
Your legs are longer.
Your social engagements will be cleared through your team chaperones.
2 down! 2 down!
number 1 , Ellen Sue Gotlander.
A delivery boy walks in.... What are you doing?
Alice, what time is it where you live? lt's bad luck to yell before a game.
Alice, you told me it's lovely. lf you like icicles.
And now Wait. Wait a minute.
Because you are. Can't even let me walk faster than you?
Bob. ...Bob comes back...
Borrowed it. lt don't fit. Too tight.
But But what?
But that's what they were thinking. No, it's not!
Bye, Grandma. Bye.
Can I get one of these? Sure.
Can I have time out? Time!
Car, train, bus. I'm tired already. Sleep on the plane.
Come look at this. Wait a second, Doris.
Come on! Open your mouth!
Come on. A prayer?
Could you sign my baseball? Sure.
Does he know how good you are? Bob?
Enjoy that? Yeah!
Evelyn, why is he so wild? l don't know.
Fine. Fine. Go play.
Four teams. Sixteen girls to a team. That's right.
Get your sister off of her! Stay out of it!
Good, huh? Oh, yeah. It's great.
Good. Feeling good? Looking good!
Guess who that is? Who?
Hey, Mae. What?
Hitting! You all like hitting better?
How do I look? Where'd you get that dress?
How much? 1 0 bucks.
How much? Help yourself.
How'd you learn to do that? She taught me.
How's...? Nelson? He's good.
I'm a Peach. Well, I was just wondering...
I'm fine. What is it?
I'm not taking a shower. She reminds me of my husband.
I'm ready now. Play ball!
I'm sorry I knocked you over. No, you're not.
I'm sorry, Betty. No, it's George!
Just give me the telegram. l can't. I don't have a name.
Kit's off our team. She's not!
l didn't wanna be here! Then why are you still here?
l didn't! This'll be better than the movies.
l don't remember her. She only played one year.
l heard that! You misunderstood.
l hope I have five just like him. Don't eat the wrapper, honey.
l knew it. You killed Miss Cuthbert. We'll bury her. I know a guy
l thought I was playing centre field. No, I am.
l was getting too good. You won't listen.
l win! Barely.
l'll quit. ls that what you want? They'll blame me for you quitting!
Let's go. Amen.
lt slipped! Batting ninth, pitcher...
lt's okay. Evelyn, he deserved it.
Marla, what you got? What about me?
Me? Yeah, you.
Mitch Swaley likes you. He's one step up from dating pigs.
Mr. Dugan Mr. Dugan, I'm simply....
Mule! Nag!
Mule! Nag!
No one's called me that since Last night!
Oh, no. I look terrible! You look beautiful.
Okay, some of them are going home. How'd you do that?
Safe! She's in there with a triple!
Shut up, Helen! You're making her more upset.
Sir, your knee. Like it?
Sis, don't swing at her high pitch. l can hit it.
Sorry about that. Come on, Doris.
Strike! Swing and a miss.
Ten seconds! You misunderstood!
Thank you. You're the best.
Thanks for the ride, kid. What's your rush, dollbody?
That game just made me so mad. We won. Get mad if we lose.
That's it? You can't do it, Mae.
There you go, lra. Thank you, Bob.
They hate us. Just keep smiling.
They love her. Let's go, let's go!
Unless she pitches inside, pull it. l know.
We can't be here! No!
We didn't. Up to that last inning, we had it.
What are you looking at? Yeah, what?
What is her name? Dottie Hinson. D O T T l E....
What is it? Look at her.
What kind of a thing is that? What's it mean?
What kind of thing is that to say? I'm joking, okay? I'm nervous.
What's he do when not in the Army? Dairy assistant manager.
What's the problem? l don't want to talk about it.
What's your name? Angelina.
What's your name? Mary.
Where is he? l can't believe he's our manager.
Where you from? Staten lsland.
Who you rooting for? Racine!
Why are you walking so fast? Why are you?
Why? What l have to go home.
Why'd she do it? She was vulnerable. You provoked her.
You gonna come? Where you going?
You got me so crazy l only said lay off the high ones.
You haven't got a curve ball left. l don't?!
You nervous, Doris? Yeah.
You never see each other. We still won't.
You tell him, Dottie! About time someone told him.
You wish. You do wish.
You're too young to drive. l will. Watch.
... ''Legging out a triple is no reason to let your nose get shiny. ''
... ''Look out, Mr. Hitler. The Yanks are coming. ''
... is presenting us with women's baseball.
... of this sexual confusion, Mr. Walter Harvey, of Harvey Bars...
... that baseball may be shut down for the duration of the war.
... they find them everywhere...
... to see which one of them can be the most masculine.
... what kind of girls will they be coming home to?
... who plays like Gehrig and looks like Garbo.
...a thank you card, but I wasn't allowed anything sharp to write with.
...and I should just take him with me and shut up about it. So can l?
...and it is in the dirt! Ball 1 !
...and my bosoms fly out?
...and the World Series!
...another social commentary by Miss Maida Gilespie.
...are gathered at Harvey Field...
...are leading to the masculinization of women...
...as we go to the bottom of the 9th.
...baseball pitches in for the war effort.
...be plentiful.
...because I couldn't figure out why you'd throw home...
...before next season.
...breasts.
...but how Dottie wouldn't come without her kid sister.
...come on down to the ballpark and bring the kiddies.
...driving home...
...ever to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame!
...felt like l...
...has been given the job of figuring out how to keep baseball going.
...if you just would've laid off the booze.
...in my knee.
...in the 3rd. That'll bring up Dee Lynch.
...it's my honour.
...l don't care.
...l hit 487 home runs for your baseball club.
...l'd just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend.
...Mae Mordabito!
...milky white....
...milky...
...North, East, South and West, and even Canada.:
...number 23, Kit Keller!
...number 32, 2nd baseman, Marla Hooch.
...number 5, centre fielder...
...of the All American Girls' Baseball League!
...of the All American Girls' Baseball League.
...offered me a job managing next year in Wichita.
...once the war is over.
...or gives her the take sign.
...owed it to her to be here.
...Peaches!
...promises to give those Nazis a jolt.
...score!
...she's also an accomplished coffeemaker.
...since you kept the league going all those years...
...so we can make a buck while the boys are overseas.
...the crowd to its feet with a home run!
...these are good girls, and they work hard.
...to see me play the game! And did I cry?
...to the home, the children and our country.
...wave my little hat, and I did that. So when do I get paid?
...we have increased sales 106% in the last 12 month period.
...when we get to the World Series.
...white...
...who'll play in a bathing suit if I ask.
...with enormously dangerous consequences...
...you all look wonderful.
...you do it.
'' But be nice to them. They're good ballplayers.''
'' Here's a good job for you, Jimmy.
'' Kit, why don't you get your sister to teach you how to hit?''
'' Men are back. Turn in your rivets.''
'' No, thanks''?
''Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan.''
''Good thing your sister bailed you out.''
''This is our daughter Dottie.
''Why can't you be beautiful like your sister?''

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