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The Mighty Ducks (1992)

The Mighty Ducks (1992)

The Mighty Ducks, a beloved 1992 sports film, skates into the hearts with a cast that includes Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay, the reluctant coach of a ragtag youth hockey team. This feel-good underdog story follows their transformation from misfits to champions, teaching valuable life lessons along the way. With its memorable soundtrack and inspiring narrative, The Mighty Ducks captivates audiences of all ages. Now you can relive the magic by playing and downloading these sounds right here. Get ready to soar to new heights with the quacking sound of victory in the air.

A ''widdle'' ?
A few more minutes ?
A hard hit out at centre ice !
A leave of absence ? He can't do that.
A little chili to keep you warm, buddy.
A little chili to keep you warm, buddy.
A little rougher on him.
A lot's been happening. The Ducks might even make the play offs.
A quarter of an inch this way and it would have gone in.
A quarter of an inch, Charlie.
A team is something you belong to,
A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win.
A tie isn't gonna help us. We need the win.
Aaah !
Aaah !
About the scholarships and how they won't let you play hockey ?
According to league rules, Adam Banks should be playing for District Five.
Across the blue line all alone for a chance to win the game !
Actually, I became a lawyer.
Actually, one little thing has changed.
Adam Banks with a great goal for the Ducks !
Adam, are you okay ?
Adam.
Against D.U.l. and reckless endangerment.
Against the Hornets.
Against this team we should have twice this many ! Now let's run it up !
Agile and intelligent creatures of the animal kingdom.
All my client did was attempt to give you what you wanted !
All of a sudden you don't think we're good enough.
All of his little friends are Hawks. That's where he belongs.
All right !
All right ! Hey, knock it off !
All right ! Score another one for the Ducks !
All right, all right ! Let's run it up ! Run it up ! Run it up !
All right, all right ! That's the kind of hockey...
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right !
All right, cake eater.
All right, Ducks, who's gonna take it ?
All right, everyone, listen up. I got some good news.
All right, get out on the ice. Let me see what you can do.
All right, get out there !
All right, guys, gather round. Come on, come on.
All right, hold it, hold it.
All right, I'm goin' up to the bench because that's where I'm supposed to be.
All right, Let's forget the past.
All right, line change. Come on, go, go, go.
All right, look. I gotta make a phone call.
All right, nice goin', Banks. New Hawks record.
All right, out ! Everybody, out of the car right now.
All right. I want you guys to start up here
All right. Let me see if I can get you out of detention.
All that loud music damaged my hearing, but I got no regrets...
All through the play offs last year for luck.
Amps cranked up to about eight jillion decibels.
And 500 hours of community service.
And a leave of absence from the firm.
And for God's sakes, soft hands.
And he scores !
And he's gonna take over coaching for the rest of the year.
And hopefully you'll come back a better person and a better attorney,
And how to be part of a team...
And I may not have learned everything yet,
And I'll bet they're very nice names. I might even learn 'em.
And I'm not gonna let those kids down.
And if you can't deal with that,
And l'd be proud to fly with any one of you.
And last winter I gave Charlie that one.
And long after they've stopped buying skates from me.
And now it's on to the semifinals...
And now look at yourself.
And now the Hawks lead 2 0.
And right off Larson and McGill with a heavy hit.
And that does it ! The Ducks have won ! Can you believe it ?
And the Ducks get it back to Fulton Reed.
And the Hawks regain the two goal lead at 4 2.
And then next year, they redraft the lines.
And throws him over the boards into the bench.
And to think I almost stayed home this morning.
And tomorrow. And ten years from now.
And what about justice ? That man should be in jail.
And you have a molecule that makes up 96%%% of your body.
And, uh, I just wanted to tell you that, uh,
Anybody see Goldberg ? All right !
Are we Ducks, or what ?
Are you gonna come over for dinner again ?
Are you out of your mind ? What were you thinking putting that car on the ice ?
Are you prepared to fire me over some kids ? Some game ?
Are you prepared to lose your job over some kids ? Some game ?
Are you this boy's father ? 450 North Hennipen, is that your address ?
As a matter of fact, I did. But I didn't have a choice. We're being sponsored.
As long as he doesn't play hockey.
At least I can handle the puck !
At least you got to play in a championship game.
Atoms away !
Back in again to Larson, the man behind the net.
Back it goes to Averman. He shoots ! Score !
Back to basics ! Skating !
Banks ! Over here !
Banks gets knocked down against the boards. The puck is intercepted by the Hawks.
Banks is first in line next !
Banks moving right in front, stops. He shoots, he scores !
Banks shoots ! He scores !
Banks still looking for an opening, moves it up
Banks up the centre ice. He drives it down into the Hawks' zone.
Banks, two comin' hard !
Be careful, man. lt almost hit me that time.
Be civilized ! Come on ! Please !
Before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks.
Better than some stupid animal.
Big save, Goldberg ! We'll get 'em in overtime !
Blake through the slot with a backhand. Scores !
Blake with a backhanded goal,
Bombay ! He's got a breakaway.
Bombay was a Hawk.
Both teams playing like there's no tomorrow. Duluth, in the Hawks' zone,
Boy, l'd hate to see that.
But as soon as they catch a glimpse of me
But he wants it more. Kid won't give up.
But I do know there's a little kid back home...
But I remember something my father said to me.
But I'm coaching Pee Wee now and this is my team, the Ducks.
But if Charlie gets too attached
But that doesn't matter, Charlie. What matters is that we're here.
But that's solely up to the prosecutor.
But the league's already ruled on it.
But when it comes to my kid, ''l just know'' doesn't cut it.
By order of the state of Minnesota, yeah.
By the way, your court release came through.
By who ? Donald and Daisy ?
Bye. I'll call you when I get there.
Cake eater.
Cake eater.
Can you forgive me ? Can I be your coach again ?
Can't you see I'm reveling here ? Today I'm 30 and 0 !
Cardinals with it in their own zone, tryin' to clear it out.
Casey, I was just playin' around.
Charlie !
Charlie ! What the hell is the matter with you ?
Charlie, let's go.
Charlie.
Charlie. Somebody's here to see you.
Charlie's gonna be there when we get back.
Coach ! Will you come back here ? What'd I ever do to you, man ?
Coach, come on, don't leave me hangin' like this !
Coach, don't make me come after you, coach.
Coach, gonna be at the game tomorrow ?
Coach, I think you got the ceremonies mixed up. it's more like a circumcision.
Coach, penalty shot. Anyone on the ice can take it.
Collect your personal belongings, Gordon.
Come here, son.
Come here. You been practising that triple deke ?
Come on ! Come on !
Come on ! Come on !
Come on ! Come on, Jesse !
Come on ! Do somethin' with it !
Come on ! Hustle !
Come on ! Over here !
Come on, Charlie. Come on, Charlie.
Come on, Fulton. Let's go !
Come on, get angry ! Oh !
Come on, Goldberg, at least try to stop it. I'm tired of chasin' the puck.
Come on, guys. Let's do it.
Come on, guys. This isn't a library. Talk to each other.
Come on, let's get fired up !
Come on, make it look real. Act hurt !
Come on, right here ! Up front !
Come on, son, let's go. Come on.
Come on, you guys !
Come on. I'll get you your own jersey.
Community service... coaching hockey !
Concentration, not strength.
Connie, Terry, Jesse, Guy, time for the secret weapon.
Conway moving across the Hawk blue line, down the middle ! He could win the game !
Conway, Charlie. Hall, Terry.
Cradle it. Soft hands, soft hands.
Cross checking. Two minutes.
Cut the acting class. One more dive, I forfeit to the Jets !
Damn it, Charlie !
Defence, Karp ! Defence ! Come on.
Did it go in ?
Did you think I wouldn't find out, Gordon ?
Dig it outta there !
District Five ! Ready !
District Five Pee Wee hockey team.
Do it again.
Do you want to stay for dinner ?
Does that sound stupid to anyone else ?
Don't be scared of them, Ducks. That's what they want.
Don't forget what side you're on.
Door to door mistreatment now.
Drive out on the ice. lt'll be all right.
Driving with an open container and reckless endangerment.
Ducks forfeit. Flames, you win.
Ducks never say die. Ever seen a duck fight ?
Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks,
Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks...
Ducks, let's fire it up !
Ducks, you all know Adam Banks.
Ducksworth ! Then who's handling my cases ?
Dude, check 'em out, man.
Dumpster Dave comes through !
Even with Banks, what do you think you're gonna prove, you and that bunch of losers ?
Every time this happens, it gets...
Every time you get the puck, you're the quarterback.
Everybody knows he likes you best.
Everybody, get the puck to Fulton. That's your job.
Except it's not fair to my mom.
Excuse me. Coach Reilly ?
Excuse me. Coach Reilly ?
Face off for the second period, and the Hawks win the draw.
Fakes three times ! Shoots ! Scores ! Yes !
Fine, if that's the way you want it. But remember,
First off, I want to let you know things are going well.
Flying ''V'' !
For now, I'll be in my office.
Forget it, Karp. I can see this every day on MTV.
Fox definitely pulled him down from behind and this could be
Frank Huddy just wants my scalp. I found a loophole. I'm gonna plead not guilty
Fulton Reed has scored, and the Ducks are back in the game !
Fulton Reed has to be restrained by the referee.
Fulton, is it true what they say ?
Fulton, you're in.
Game misconduct. You're outta here, son.
Geez, what a jerk.
Gerald was kind enough to get us all together here to try to work out this little problem.
Germaine is right in the slot. Germaine with it !
Germaine put it off the goaltender's glove into the net !
Get comfortable on your edges. That's good, that's good.
Get your heads up, get those loose pucks.
Give me a break, ref ! Open your eyes ! Did you see what he did to me ?
Go ! Go ! Side to side. Shift your weight.
Go at him ! Go at him ! Good ! Go at him !
Go get dressed. I'll do the negotiating.
Go, go, go ! Get it out of there !
Go... Ducks !
Go... Ducks ! Let's go !
Goes around one man with a great move ! Steps around another defender !
Going to the play offs ! Whoo !
Goldberg, why'd you have to ruin the fun ?
Goldberg, you don't take the fall while they're shooting at you.
Goldberg, you're gonna sit this one out.
Goldberg, you're the goalie. it's supposed to hit you.
Good ! That was a hell of a practise. Be proud of yourself.
Good God. That's the hockey team.
Good hustle ! Conway, way to go. All right, Karp !
Good save, Goldberg !
Good show. Sloppy pass.
Good, Averman. Charlie.
Good, good. And the second thing ?
Good, good. Good, cradle it.
Good, good. Now say it again !
Goodbye.
Gordon ? Gordon Bombay.
Gordon ? Hey, Bombay !
Gordon Bombay ?
Gordon, another fine job today.
Gordon, here's the research for the Pearlstein Project.
Gordon, I'm going to make this simple.
Gordon, stop it. There's not going to be a loophole.
Gordon, you know Coach Reilly and Mr Banks.
Gordon.
Got the roster right here. Averman, Dave.
Great move, Gordy ! You faked him out of his pads.
Guys ! No ! Come on, let's talk about this !
Guys, guys, guys, listen up, listen.
Ha ha ! Good joke. Very funny. I like it.
Ha ha ha ! Thank you very much, Mr Ducksworth !
Hall clears the front of the net. Here's Reed winding.
Hans ?
Have we got a game for you today.
Have you guys ever seen a flock of ducks flying in perfect formation ?
Hawks ! Hawks ! Hawks !
Hawks ! Hawks ! Hawks ! Hawks ! Hawks ! Hawks !
Hawks with a 1 0 lead, come back to centre ice.
He barely touched him.
He better not make another shot. You got it ?
He Grabs McGill from behind...
He only plays football. Some preppie school gave him a scholarship...
He passed away.
He scores !
He shoots, he scores !
He should have been with us all year.
He sniffs again. Looking for that perfect place.
He was proud of you.
He'll be okay, sir. We need to take some X rays, though.
He's a Duck, Jesse. He'll play like a Duck.
He's been accepted to four of 'em.
He's got a gun. Stand back.
He's pulled down from behind by Fox of Duluth.
He's up on the blue line and around the net.
Heavy hitting continues in this championship game.
Hell of a job, son.
Hello.
Here comes Bombay on an end to end rush.
Here they come from behind the net ! it's the flying ''V'' !
Here, Petie. Here, boy.
Here... there you are.
Here's Adam Banks in the slot. He stops, shoots. He scores !
Here's Larson, over to Brown. Brown, in front, goes backhand. He scores !
Here's McGill, inside, the lead at centre ice.
Here's the long and the short of it. I hate hockey and I don't like kids.
Here's their star, Adam Banks. Banks has great speed. Right down the middle!
Hex goal ! Goalie boot save ! Whoa ! Nice shot, man !
Hey
Hey ! Give that back !
Hey ! Hey ! [ Grunting ]
Hey ! Hey ! Hold it !
Hey ! Where's the call ?
Hey, Banks.
Hey, batter, batter, swing, batter, batter !
Hey, Charlie, how ya doin' ?
Hey, come back to see your old coach, huh ?
Hey, come on. Let's play hockey.
Hey, come on. There's no need for this.
Hey, Ducks !
Hey, goalie, goalie, save, goalie, goalie !
Hey, Gordo ! Gordon Bombay, right ?
Hey, Gordon ! Nice game.
Hey, guys ! Excuse me, guys ! You gotta untie me now !
Hey, hey ! Way to play it, Banks ! All right !
Hey, hey, hey, knock it off !
Hey, shut up ! You guys stink !
Hey, why aren't you guys in uniform ? We got warm ups in half an hour.
Hey, you ! Come back here ! Oh !
Hey, you don't wanna be Ducks ? You'd rather be District Five ? Some stupid number ?
Hey. Can I sit ?
Hey. Wasn't sure if you'd show up.
Hi, coach. I'm Connie.
Hi.
His older brother was a Hawk.
Hmm ! I see you still have this up.
Hmm, I wonder.
Hmm. Maybe I should've cooked.
Hockey ? [ Raspberry ] Forget it !
Hold it !
Hold on a second !
Holy cow.
How about some kudos here, huh ?
How about this, huh ? Whoever thought we'd be coachin' against each other ?
How could he do this to me ? I hate kids. They're barely human.
How do you think they do the details ?
How many times do I have to tell you: Get those rebounds,
How much are we talking about ?
How you doin' ?
Hum, goalie, goalie, hey, goalie, goalie !
Hum, goalie, goalie, hum, goalie, goalie !
I ain't scared.
I am Goldberg ! The goalie ! [ Growling ]
I am hurt.
I assume you're representing yourself ?
I believe in you, Charlie, win or lose.
I came to apologize to Charlie... to both of you.
I can't withdraw my protest.
I didn't learn. I just do it.
I didn't mean those things the way they sounded.
I didn't want to spoil the moment.
I don't believe it ! Who would throw these away ?
I don't believe this. [ Sighing ]
I don't care.
I don't even know how I feel about you.
I don't have anything to tell you. I just wanna make a point.
I don't know, Charlie.
I don't mind losing. I would just like to lose fair.
I don't think I should, 'cause I got a lot of homework.
I don't wanna go to school today, Mom.
I enjoyed it thoroughly.
I found one ! I'm comin' out !
I found this not long ago.
I go in, I triple deke. I fake the goalie right out of his pads.
I guess it was a ''widdle'' noisy.
I guess it would help if we practised first.
I guess they really hate me, huh ?
I have never in my life
I know that, Charlie. That fact hasn't escaped me.
I made you guys, and I'm sticking with you.
I miss him.
I must be crazy. A tryout with the minors.
I never should have said to you what I said to you. I was angry. I was frustrated.
I never thought of it that way.
I own the place. How about you ?
I said, hustle. You went slower !
I said, keep your heads up. You put your heads down.
I saw what he did to you. Reilly is an idiot.
I saw you at the game the other night. Why didn't you say anything ?
I stand corrected, counsellor. Objection overruled.
I taught ya how to go for the ''W.''
I taught ya how to skate, I taught ya how to score.
I think this is it ! He's turnin' in a circle.
I thought we came here to play hockey.
I tried. They think I'm a traitor for even showing up.
I trust you. The other guys do too.
I used to sculpt, but now I do mostly paintings.
I usually defend heels like you, you scuzzy, mole faced rat.
I wanna go home !
I want to be your coach again.
I want to live there too.
I want to see played all day, boys.
I want you guys to stay hungry out there !
I want you to drop Banks like a bad habit. I want him outta the game.
I want you to grab your eye like it's cut and then hit the ice !
I want you to remember what we learned.
I was just kidding, okay ?
I was just, uh, walkin' around thinkin' and, uh
I wish they would take that one down. Don't you ?
I wish your dad could be here to see this.
I'm a dog ! I'm a crazed dog ! Come on !
I'm citing Minneapolis V. Higgins.
I'm glad to be here with you.
I'm gonna be goin' up against kids half my age.
I'm gonna kill you !
I'm Gordon Bombay. I'm the new coach.
I'm insulted, Frank. You have no idea how low I can stoop.
I'm learning a lot about teamwork, fair play and all that junk.
I'm nervous.
I'm not sure I understand what you mean, sir.
I'm not sure it's such a good idea.
I'm off, coach.
I'm on, coach.
I'm open !
I'm proud of you, Gordon.
I'm proud to be a duck.
I'm rambling on and on here.
I'm sorry. [ Louder ] I'm sorry. All right ?
I'm sure this'll be a real bonding experience.
I'm tellin' you, you blow this game and nobody makes the team next year !
I'm their hockey coach.
If Adam plays for the Hawks, you'll forfeit every game for the rest of the season.
If you're just playing around, then you better let me know.
Is correct. Now put them together...
Is that you wouldn't be taken seriously and neither are these kids.
Jeannie, who told you not to give me my messages ?
Jerks. I mean, most of them like her,
Jesse Hall goes behind his own net, joined by the rest of his team.
Jesse, make sure you give Fulton plenty of time.
Jesse, Terry, let's go.
Just get the hell outta here.
Just goin' over a few cases. RlCOH Statute stuff.
Just have a good tryout, Gordon. One step at a time.
Just like you used to.
Just look for a sign that says ''Personal Hell.''
Just on him ?
Just remember,
Just show they how to play. Show them how to have fun. Teach them to fly.
Just take the goal. Fine ! I don't care !
Just think of it as figure skating... with a stick.
Karp, I was being sarcastic. Do you know what that means ?
Karp, on your feet.
Keep it away from 'em ! Come on, Banks !
Keep it down, please !
Keep it up ! Whoa ! Score one for the spirit.
Keep scrimmaging. You, you, you, you and you against you four.
Keep your balance, Karp. Trust your edges.
Keep your head up, man.
Keep your heads up. Play proud.
Kick some Hawk butt.
L, um, talked to Jesse and Terry's dad,
L'd be a Duck.
L'd just as soon forget it.
L'd love one.
L'll be a Duck.
L'll decide who sucks around here.
L'll expect to see him at our next game.
L'll have you know, Peter, that the Duck is one of the most noble,
L'll see you in the play offs.
L've talked to Judge Weathers and he has agreed to suspend your case.
Larson gives it up to McGill.
Larson stopped at the blue line,
Lawyer.
Leave me alone, guys. I don't want to talk about the team.
Let me ask you something. What happened to your dad ?
Let me ask you, sir.
Let's back it up, boys. Let's make it a fair one. Let's go !
Let's get a line change ! Let's go !
Let's get out ! Move it !
Let's get you off the ice. Come on.
Let's go !
Let's go ! Come on !
Let's go ! Let's go !
Let's go ! Let's go ! Yeah !
Let's go, Ducks !
Let's go, Jesse ! Go, Terry !
Let's go, son ! [ Yelling ]
Let's go, son ! All right !
Let's have fun out there.
Let's let him finish what he started.
Let's see how it is in ten minutes.
Let's talk, come on. I'm your friend, aren't I ?
Letting me down, you're letting your whole team down too.
Lf you could tell me where I can find each of them, please.
Lf you ever want a shot, I'll get you a tryout in the minor league clubs.
Lf you wanna play, play with yourself. Come on, Terry.
Like the Karate Kid, right ? ''Wax on ! Wax off !''
Listen, it was very wrong of me...
Listen, listen, listen !
Little Gordon Bombay had the chance
Look around.
Look at me.
Look at your mother.
Look, don't take any bad dives, okay ?
Look, I can take it.
Look, I don't know how you feel about me.
Look, I'm sorry this had to happen, but you can see on the map.
Look, it was an accident, all right ?
Look, look, it's time to play smart hockey, Duck hockey.
Look, what's done is done.
Lookin' good, lookin' tough. Give me five, show me you're alive !
Looking for a chance to win it. Only a few seconds remain.
Looking for the game winning goal,
Losing fair is still losing, Frank. Gotta go for the ''W'' every time.
Ls it true you were really a Hawk ?
Ls that all that's stoppin' ya ?
Ls this sharp enough ? Ow !
Lsn't that right ?
Lt ain't over 'til it's over.
Lt took a lot of guts for you to do what you knew was right. I admire that.
Lt was nothing, Mr Ducksworth. Quack, quack, quack, Mr Ducksworth.
Lt was the last game of the state finals.
Lt was your job to put him there. Don't take it out on me !
Lt'll teach you compassion, a sense of fair play, how to fit in.
Lt's a little play offs present.
Lt's a shame you quit. You
Lt's a tradition. You understand that, Gordon. You played.
Lt's beautiful. Pretty awesome the way they all stick together.
Lt's getting rough out there between the Ducks and the Hornets.
Lt's hockey ! There's no batter. ldiot.
Lt's Spaz way. He'll screw up.
Lt's up to you, Gordon. You miss this shot, you're not just...
Lt's you guys who were cheated. Let's forget all that crap !
Make eye contact with the receiver. Talk to him, let him know it's comin'.
Make him proud of you !
Man, that was the life. Chicks, parties,
Man, what brain dead jerk came up with that name ?
Maybe Banks won't make a difference, but at least we're playing by the rules.
Maybe one day one of you will even write a book about it in jail.
McGill knocked him down from behind, but Banks scored.
McGill to Brown, left side. He shoots ! He scores !
Me too.
Might go all the way. Not quite as good as you were.
Mmm, smells great !
Mom and I left him. I don't really remember, but that's what she says.
Mom isn't gonna like this at all.
More fun ! More fun !
More than you think.
Moves down the right side, now in front of the net. Jesse scores !
Mr Ducksworth, there are two reasons I came by.
Mr Ducksworth. What are you doing here ?
Mr Tolbert dropped off a couple ringside seats for tonight's North Stars game.
My atoms !
My God !
My mother would not approve of this, coach. She'd like me to live to be bar mitzvah'd.
My son would rather not play than play for your team.
Nah, she's busy with the mailman.
Neither do hockey players.
Never mind the window. Where'd you learn to shoot like that ?
Next time a little restraint might be in order.
Next time do your job, Frankie boy.
Nice drill, coach. Really very cute.
Nice fan, Charlie. Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give 'em a cold.
Nice goin', fool !
Nice tie, Frank. You wore that yesterday, didn't ya ?
No joke, come on, guys. Hey, coach !
No matter what happens, we'll see you next season.
No time left on the clock, but the referee is calling a penalty shot !
No way. Why ? Because the other animals are afraid.
No, actually, Phil is one of my oldest friends.
No, he thinks we're losers. That's what he told Reilly.
No, I got him ! l, l, I got him !
No, I think you're great.
No, I'm here because I need to be of service to the community.
No, sir, you don't understand.
No, take your shot. You may only get one, so it's gotta be good.
No, thanks, I'm full. [ Laughs ]
Not much of a frenzy.
Not yet, Lewis. Take 'em for a spin, anything !
Now !
Now he wants to pick a fight with the entire Hawks team.
Now I want that Fulton Reed covered.
Now imagine, sir, being ten years old and stepping out onto that ice...
Now the team can feel miserable between games too, huh ?
Now what are the blue balls ?
Now, don't worry. We're gonna get that one back.
Now, if I'm not mistaken, that was... you.
Now, you miss this shot, you're not just letting your team down,
Number seven, McGill.
Objection. Your Honour ?
Of all the sloppy ass Ladies, they don't need our help out there !
Oh ! Come on ! That's good !
Oh ! Way to go !
Oh ! Well, I guess you didn't explain that very well, did ya ?
Oh no, guys ! Come on, not again ! Please !
Oh, and if you need anything, fax me.
Oh, boy,
Oh, boy, this is difficult.
Oh, great. Good concept, guys. Nice ouch !
Oh, I thought you might be researching your defence...
Oh, it's the Connie meister, the velvet hammer.
Oh, little men. Tiny chisels, big mittens.
Oh, man !
Oh, man ! How could you let him get by you ?
Oh, man ! it's my mom !
Oh, man, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Oh, Mr Bombay, I'm so glad you could make it.
Oh, my ! [ Groaning ]
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, sorry, Goldberg. Didn't mean to.
Oh, that's too bad. Enjoy that ?
Oh, yeah, sure. Coach's pet.
Oh, you suck, you ! Skate, you little bast '' [ Gasping ]
Oh, you think it's funny ? You think losing is funny ?
Oh.
Oh.
Okay ? Let's get the Huskies !
Okay, boys, let's go.
Okay, don't sit down.
Okay, Ducks, we still got a chance here.
Okay, even 'em up, boys. Here we go.
Okay, Fulton, you're our extra man.
Okay, Fulton. Remember, just like we talked about.
Okay, Fulton. Shoot your heart out.
Okay, I'm taking you down to precinct. Breath, blood or urine ?
Okay, let's talk business. What am I facing ?
Okay, now don't leave your crease before he touches the puck. Good luck.
Okay, now wait for my signal. Good luck.
Okay, out of the car. Now.
Okay, we need the paramedics in. He's injured.
Okay, we've got a penalty shot for the Ducks.
On behalf of the Ducks, l'd like to say welcome.
On the little shoulders of number 9, Gordon Bombay.
On your left !
One crack in the ice. That's all it would take. One crack !
One win !
One, two, three ! Boom !
One, two, three, four, five ! One, two, three, four, five !
One, two, three. Triple deke.
Only for a little while. I'm movin' back to Philly.
Ooh, the Jess man, dissin' the new guy ! The Jess ster !
Or we can forfeit again and the season's over.
Over here !
Panthers got the measles and they forfeited the season.
Passing the puck over to Jesse roonie, the enforcer.
Past the blue line, past centre. He's not skating, he's flying !
People talk. lt don't mean nothin'.
Peter said you blew a really big game once.
Peter, what do you say ?
Please ?
Please restrict yourself to a relevant cross examination !
Pow ! Warp speed ! They are gone !
Push, Fulton, push. Keep your knees bent.
Puttin' on a Ducks jersey doesn't mean you're a real Duck.
Quack ! Quack ! Quack ! Quack !
Quack, quack, quack, quack !
Quack, quack, quack, quack !
Quack, quack, quack, quack !
Quack, quack, quack, quack !
Quack, quack, quack, quack !
Quack, quack, quack, quack !
Quack, quack, quack, quack !
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr Ducksworth !
Quack, quack.
Quack.
Quick feet, now ! Quick feet !
Really ? What happened to your dad ?
Remember it's not worth winning if you can't win big !
Remember, it's not worth playing
Remember, strength, not concentration.
Right.
Right. Anything else ?
Rink's gotta be around here someplace.
Score tied at four. Now Averman ahead to Charlie Conway.
Score. Don't spike.
Seats ten comfortably.
See, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Sharpened, laced, ready to go.
She deserves somebody nice.
She's outta law school one year. She's not qualified to
Shoot, Fulton, shoot !
Shouldn't we check his qualifications or somethin' ?
Shut up, Averman !
Shut up, Peter. Karp, are you okay ?
Side to side, good ! Follow me.
Sing it !
Sit down, please. All of you.
Sit now !
So how about it ? Who's a Duck ?
So I thought maybe the firm could help 'em out.
So I'm doin' the same thing.
So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla bootie outta here...
So I'm right in the middle of my cross examination and I say to the guy,
So let's see it ! Show me the flying ''V.''
So nod like I'm saying something important.
So they're a tough team. Nothing's changed since I played.
So what ? You want me to figure skate, then you gotta play hockey.
So you wanted to talk about my coming back to work then ?
So, what kind of guys does she usually date ?
So, what's it gonna be ?
So, who's your hotshot player this year ?
So, you beat the Huskies and you'll make the play offs.
Soft hands.
Something you feel,
Something you have to earn.
Sorry !
Stinks !
Suddenly, we're the good guys. Ducksworth, Saver and Gross,
Sure.
Suspension of licence ? Fines ? What ?
Take it back now !
Take it easy.
Taken by Adam Banks. Here's Banks across the blue line !
Tammy Duncan goes in front of the net, Tommy with the puck.
Tammy Duncan shoots, she scores !
Tammy, Tommy, let's show these Hawks something really different. Come here.
Tammy's spinning, and the Hawks are just looking at her.
Tell your mom that hopefully it'll be a lot more fun this time around.
Ten minutes to game time, coach.
Terry Hall, with the puck, moves the puck ahead to brother Jesse.
Thank you very much, Mr Ducksworth !
Thank you, Hans.
Thanks for coming by on such short notice, Gordon.
Thanks, bro, but I'm not goin' home 'til I take care of business.
Thanks, Fulton.
That guy is twice your size. The next time he gets you in a corner like that,
That hurt !
That I'm
That is not what I asked.
That is what they'll remember long after you've gone back to being a doctor.
That is why you came here tonight, isn't it ?
That tie of yours might be what you need to make the play offs.
That was a lousy third period. Anybody could beat these pansies.
That was my condition. Gordon, you need a break.
That was the sloppiest playing l've ever seen.
That was the worse time in my life. My dad died that year.
That you withdraw your protest.
That'll make great bathroom reading.
That's all I ever wanted to do.
That's good. Good. Now sail it back.
That's it.
That's just my point. The community service will do you good.
That's mine, you jerk ! I found it !
That's my boy ! [ Laughing ]
That's one !
That's right, coach. They are losers.
That's right. The red is oxygen.
That's Tommy Duncan. He's in my science class. That's his sister, Tammy.
The 1973 Pee Wee State Championship now rests...
The appellant court overruled a judge who disallowed similar testimony.
The charges against Mr Bombay are driving under the influence,
The city of Minneapolis does not wish to pursue a plea bargain in this case.
The defendant is released on his own recognizance.
The Ducks ? We're the Ducks ?
The Ducks in green chasing it down against
The Ducks trail 3 1, and now they call on number 44, Fulton Reed...
The ducks win it, 5 3 over the Hornets.
The Ducks with Tammy and Tommy Duncan on the ice.
The firm that gives back to the community.
The guys can't play for somebody they don't trust.
The Hawks lead late in the first period, 3 0.
The Hawks, coached by Jack Reilly.
The hawks. My first game and it had to be the Hawks.
The lake is not the boundary any more.
The law's a bitch when it works against you, isn't it, Jack ?
The long and short of it is that Adam stays on the Hawks for the rest of the season.
The Pete meister. Mr Rabble rouser.
The point I'm trying to make, sir,
The puck comes around, now to Blake on the right side.
The puck's headed in, and then...
Then why did you stop ? Reilly ?
There was no reason to concern you with it, sir. They have no case.
There's a pass out to the blue line. lntercepted by Gordon Bombay !
There's not going to be a trial. I am not going to have you drag...
These kids, my team, have no money.
They can't afford rink time, safe equipment, proper uniforms,
They gotta deal with the whole flock.
They just don't know it. Talk to 'em.
They know that if they mess with one duck,
They know that if they mess with one duck,
They redrew the district lines last year.
They score against us, they're gonna pay the price.
They send you over here to coach the team and you endanger their lives.
They stay onside the blue line. Jesse Hall with it, trying to come down the slot.
They're in room 223.
They're, you know, working themselves into a frenzy.
Third period and the Ducks trail 4 2, trying desperately to get back in the game.
This doesn't hurt !
This drives him nuts and I love it.
This firm's good name through the mud.
This guy deserves what he gets.
This is a business. lt isn't a game.
This is my dominion. This is a drug free zone, you understand ?
This is too cool.
This is what I gave up my overtime pay for ?
This is your bar mitzvah, Goldberg. Today you will become a man.
This looks good. I'm gonna eat it.
This man put his neck on the line for your greed.
This one's from Minneapolis. Hey, Guy, look, it's your mom.
Throw it ! Throw it ! To the crease !
To ask you and the other guys to cheat.
To think I wasted all those years worrying about what you thought.
Tremendous pressure. Neither team can afford any mistakes now.
Twelve moving violations in three years? How do you still have a licence?
Uh, just so you know. We really suck.
Uh, no, I I can't. Uh
Um, batter, batter, hum, batter, batter !
Until your father called you back.
Vis a vis individual action is well established.
Wait a minute. Think of the goodwill. We name the team after the firm.
Wanna give us a minute ?
Wasn't it, Judge Weathers ?
Watch it ! Get out of the way !
Way to go, Banks !
Way to stuff it, Banks !
We ain't buyin' nothin'. I'm feelin' generous today.
We almost scored a goal too.
We are too ! We weren't even the Ducks until you came along.
We can play tomorrow night and still have a shot at the play offs...
We can't even win when we cheat.
We don't count that one because I scored with the court reporter.
We forfeit.
We hate losers, don't we ? They don't even deserve to live.
We have got to stay fired up and focused, all right ?
We lost a few games, tough ! That was District Five.
We lost in overtime.
We made the play offs !
We were tied 2 2 in the end of the third period.
We won !
We're getting a new player, Adam Banks.
We're gonna hit 'em where it hurts the most: up there.
We're the ones out there gettin' our butts kicked.
We've talked to the league, and we worked out a little deal.
Wear thick socks, Gordon. Enjoy them.
Well
Well, actually I'm, uh, coaching... Pee Wee.
Well, good luck.
Well, I guess practise is over.
Well, I hardly ever lose a case.
Well, listen, Mr Zen Master, you may be in tune with the ice universe,
Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.
Well, sir, fair play doesn't come cheap.
Well, suit up. I'll see you on the ice.
Well, that's settled then.
Well, what are you havin' ?
Well, you're great at breaking windows. Do you ever hit the goal ?
Well...
Well... you should.
What ? I'm insulted by that !
What ? What did I say ?
What ? You're pulling the goalie when we're tied ?
What a game so far, ladies and gentlemen ! The Ducks and the Cardinals !
What a guy ! Gordon Bombay does it again !
What a weird ass team.
What about Charlie ?
What about me ? Which window's mine ?
What are we doing here ?
What are we talking ? 'Til death do us part ?
What are you laughing at, cream cheese boy ? Go !
What danger ? I grew up on the ice; I know when it's safe to drive on.
What do I know about hockey ?
What do you say ?
What do you think ?
What have you got to say for yourselves ?
What the hell are they doing ?
What's he waiting for ? I saw him in the back of the courtroom.
What's that ?
What's the idea here ? You trying to sabotage me or what ?
What's this ? The Oreo line !
What's this supposed to be, a pep talk ?
When I tell you to do something, you do it ! You got it ?
When I was a little girl, I used to pretend that that was an ice castle.
Where do they find these coaches anyways ? We're impressionable kids, right ?
Where do you guys think you're goin' ?
Where the Ducks will face the Cardinals.
Whew !
Which is why I'm keeping you on salary and have arranged a driver for you.
Which makes it difficult for them to compete.
Who is that kid ?
Who's absolutely falling in love with his coach...
Whoa !
Whoa !
Whoa !
Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa !
Whoever thought we'd make it this far ?
Whoo ! Yeah !
Why don't you just call me Jack ?
Why should my store ?
Why the hell don't you just listen to me ?
Why the hell should we ?
Why'd you turn against me, Gordon ? For six years...
Will both counsellors approach the bench ?
Win ! Win ! Win !
Win, win, win, win !
Win, win, win, win, win !
With old copies of the ''Enquirer'' taped to your shins instead of pads.
With the score tied 4 4, the next goal will decide the championship.
Work on H2 CO3. it's a goody.
Would you get off me before I clock you ?
Wow !
Yeah !
Yeah ! Yeah !
Yeah ! You want some more ? Come on ! [ Gasping ]
Yeah, but a quarter inch the other way and you'd have missed completely.
Yeah, it's not like you coach us or anything. At least we try.
Yeah, one minute he's yelling at us, ''Little bastards, where'd you learn to play ?
Yeah, sure, you're on my own team.
Yeah, we're fired up.
Yeah, well, Peter's right.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, who'd have thought ?
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
Yeah. Have fun out there, coach.
Yeah. Me too.
Yeah. There's more inside.
Yeah. Well, one out of five.
Yes !
Yes ! That's it !
Yes ! The Oreo line !
Yes ! Yes ! We're still alive !
Yes, sir, Mr Ducksworth !
Yes, the referee calls for a penalty shot.
Yes, unless the D.A.'s office will allow you to plead guilty to lesser charges.
Yes, we're still in there !
Yes. it's Ducksworth. You're right. He wants to see you.
Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood.
You ! Sit !
You always fell for that.
You could have been one of the greats.
You did real well in practise today, Charlie.
You didn't listen to a word I said.
You do a good job takin' care of your mom.
You don't even know what to do with it, wuss breath.
You don't shoot the puck to your teammate. You sail it to him.
You don't stop the pass. You accept it. Cradle it.
You got a whole team of Banks's. One kid isn't gonna make a difference.
You got it ? Now, you miss this shot...
You got somethin' to say to me, Bombay ?
You gotta make 'em understand. You can't walk out on the Ducks.
You guys know what it's like to be misunderstood, right ?
You guys want some more ? Come on !
You know what ? I don't need your stinkin' equipment.
You know, I heard the North Stars wore the same underwear...
You know, I'm thinkin' maybe we can all go down to the winter festival tonight.
You know, in the early '70s I drove the tour bus for The Grand Funk Railroad.
You know, she has many fine qualities that men find attractive.
You know, when I was a boy, I had to take care of my mother too.
You look great out there. Come on, let's go inside, get something to eat.
You made us and now you're stuck with us.
You may have paid for this jersey, sir, but you didn't earn it.
You may make it, you may not.
You probably think I'm weird.
You probably thought I was dead.
You really flew on that ice, Gordon.
You really loved to play.
You really quacked at the principal ?
You remember ? You remember...
You said we didn't deserve to live.
You said we were losers, we didn't deserve to live.
You scored 198 goals in that season, Gordon.
You see ? You'd be a Duck.
You see, my son Adam wants to play for the Hawks.
You should go. With my mom. By yourselves.
You stop when I'm talking to you, son !
You talk to the guys ?
You used to play on the ponds until after dark,
You want to lose, fine. You're the ones who look like idiots out there.
You wanted me to learn about fair play...
You were a Hawk, weren't you ? Guess you guys stick together to the end.
You were so busy screaming at the kids.
You wimps ! Give me your best shot !
You wouldn't even be a Hawk now.
You'd spend hours watching me do this.
You're goin' down, Reilly.
You're gonna coach a bunch of losers ?
You're gonna love it, Tammy. Hey, atta boy, Tommy !
You're gonna need it.
You're letting me down too.
You're not even a has been. You're a never was.
You're not just lettin' me down, you're lettin' your team down.
Your Honour, the applicability of societal intent...
0 and 9. One was pretty close, though. We only lost by five.
4 2, and the Ducks now get set to face the Hawks in the state finals.
23 seconds left to go in regulation.
...Believe this ? Cool !
[ Cheering ] What the hell was that ?
[ Connie ] Don't push me. Don't push her, she's a girl !
[ Crowd cheering ] [ Groaning ]
[ Crowd gasping ] One out of five.
[ Ducks ] All right ! All right !
[ Ducks ] Yeah ! Hold it ! Wait ! Whoa !
[ Grunt ] Ouch !
[ Grunting ] [ Cheering ]
[ Kids shouting ] Hey! Get your mouth off the windows!
[ Ringing ] Mr Bombay's office.
[ Shouting ] Get off the car !
[ Sniffing ] [ Together ] Goldberg !
[ Splattering ] Oh !
[ Tyres squealing ] [ Screaming ]
[ Whistle blowing ] Why me ?
* Hey, man, whoa yeah yeah * Licence, please.
* I gotta keep movin' 'til I'm satisfied * Hey !
$15,000. No way.
Aim ! Nice knowin' ya, Goldie.
All of them ? All of them.
All right ! All right !
All right, Charlie. Let's go, Charlie.
All right. Hey, Ducks !
All three of us ? Sure.
And the Ducks... are undefeated. All right ! Yeah !
Anyone good ? I got a kid named Banks.
But they're wimpy. They don't even have teeth.
But when are you gonna work with me in goal ? Goldberg, do you trust me ?
But, coach, one outta one ? [ Germaine ] Soft hands, Fulton.
Can you get started ? Jane !
Clang ! Hits the post. [ Groans ]
Coach Reilly. We're both adults now.
Coach, they'll be rushin' him. Right.
Coach, we have a chance to win. Damn straight we do.
Come on ! That's it, Charlie.
Come on, Charlie. Conway to centre ice on a breakaway !
Come on. Come on !
Community service ? This is horrible. You'll get used to it.
Concentration, not strength. [ Bombay ] That's right !
Congratulations. Your community service is over. You're kidding.
Correctly. The league did make one condition.
Could have gone all the way. Yeah. No !
Could you turn down the stereo ? Sure.
Did you cut yourself ? No. [ Chuckling ]
District Five ! I throw myself on the ice
District Five team. No kiddin'. You got a kid on the team or something ?
Do you ache ? Are you pumped up ? Yeah !
Do you play ? No. So what's our record anyway ?
Don't take it personally, Charlie. Oh, I wouldn't even care...
Don't touch that. We wanna ride !
Ducks stick together, right ? Yeah !
Ducks, this is Basil McRae and Mike Modano. [ Ducks ] We can see that.
Everything's the same. Well, the game hasn't changed.
except for the '80s. How could he do this to me ?
Excuse me. There are some students here that l'd like to see. Who are you ?
Finish him off. You got it ? Yeah.
First look's free, next five minutes costs a buck each. Fork it over.
Funny. ls there a goalie ?
Get Just [ Whistle blowing ]
Get in there ! Come on !
Get off me. They really suck.
Get off the roof, you little monkey. Oh, cool !
Get out there and be my lawyer. Perfect.
Go ! Get the face off ! Line up, boys, let's go.
Go on. Get outta here. Thanks.
Go, go, go, go ! Yeah ! All right ! Let's do it !
God, you're morbid, Hans. No, I'm Scandinavian.
He can't stop me from working ! He's not. I am.
He squats ! He scores ! Yes ! We did it !
He's a Hawk. He's a good player.
He's a Hawk. He's a good player.
Heard you became a doctor. Lawyer.
Here you go. Thanks. Thanks for the ride.
Hey ! [ Grunting ]
Hey ! Get off there !
Hey ! Hey !
Hey, pass me one of those glasses. [ Growling ]
Hi, girls. Does your mommy know you have that ?
Hi, girls. Karp ! No !
Hi, uh Please, just go away. Charlie doesn't want...
Hmm. Gotta go for the ''W,'' right, Gordo ?
How did you know ? Through the back door at this time of night.
How do you know ? I just know ! All right ?
How many fingers am I holdin' up ? He wouldn't know.
How'd the forfeit go, Spaz way ? Yeah, did you score ?
Hum, batter, batter, swing, batter, batter ! Averman !
I did it ! I did it ! All right.
I figured nine and a half was your size. Actually, I'm a nine.
I have to decide on the first date ? Stop it, Gordon.
I just want to play hockey. Good.
I think he should take it. Me ?
I'll take care of it. They're drugs, I just know it.
I'm You're sorry.
I'm Gordon Bombay, the new hockey coach. The new coach ?
I'm so embarrassed. We need a new goalie.
I'm talkin' to you, son ! Forget it, cake eater.
it's just not that easy. What's not that easy ?
it's nice to see you. Sure, sure, sure.
l've done all I can. No, you haven't.
Lay off ! Don't shove, Peter.
Leave him alone. You have no right shoving Karp.
Let me go after 'em, coach. Let me get 'em. No, we're better than that.
Let's fly ! Come on, let's go ! [ Ducks cheering ]
Let's give him a wedgie. Good idea, Jesse !
Let's go ! Let's go ! All right !
Let's go ! Let's go ! Quit it !
Let's see, who should I Watch the upholstery.
lf we make it to the play offs, he could be a big help. [ Karp ] lf ?
lf you can't win. That's right. Okay, son, let's go.
Likes his mom, you mean. Take it back, Karp !
Look at this. The Karp ster used his head to stop the puck.
ls that a real phone ? Yes, and I'm really on it.
lt wasn't me, all right ! Young man, what did you eat ?
Mr Bombay ? Gordon, what are you doing ?
My son is a Hawk, not a Duck. ls this your doing, Gordon ?
My son was in that car. Lady, lady, relax.
No calls on the Duck phone ? Not yet.
No, I want to coach the Ducks. What about the things you said ?
No. Okay, then you do.
Not any more. Thank you.
Nothing ! lt wasn't me ! Open a window !
Now we're the Ducks ! [ Cheering ]
Now we're the Ducks. Yeah.
Oh ! Again !
Oh ! Come on. Want some more ?
Oh ! Victory ! [ Laughing ]
Oh, man. it's Mike Modano !
Oh, please ! No ! Fire !
Oh, yeah, that's nice. Oh, yeah, look !
Okay, boys. Let's go. All right !
Okay. We'll see ya. Okay. Hey, coach.
On three ! Jane !
One more time ! Take the fall ! Act hurt ! Get indignant !
One, two, three, four, five ! [ Whistle blowing ]
People. People, right.
Problem ? No, just a mistake.
Pull your vehicle over to the right, now ! This is not good.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. Gordon, stop quacking.
Quack. Quack. [ Together ] Quack ! Quack !
Right, coach. [ Charlie ] Jesse, do good.
See you around. Peter, come back here.
She looks pissed. Oh, man.
Sing it ! * We will, we will rock you *
Sorry my mom ruined it, guys. it's all right, Charlie.
Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. Oh, yeah, ''l didn't mean to.''
Stupid cake eater tricks ! [ Connie ] That was embarrassing.
Thank you for sharing that. No problem.
Thank you, sir. Just one thing.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thanks a lot. All right, man.
Thanks very much. lt is important to remember the past.
Thanks, coach. Go get 'em.
Thanks, Peter. Thanks very much. Did you get it ?
Thanks. Keep it up, all right ?
Thanks. No problem. Hey, nice seein' ya.
That must've been so cool. Hey. Can I get you a cup of coffee ?
That's great. Good, good.
That's how he hurt his arm. His arm ?
That's it, Charlie ! Come on !
That's not what I meant. I saw that picture of you missing that goal.
The ducks have a shot at the play offs ? Sure.
The guy wins. it's not about winning. lt never was.
The ice is not gonna crack. Who do you think you are ?
The Mighty Ducks ! [ Cheering ]
The one you said had the intelligent body ? That's the one.
The two are not related. No, but it felt like they were.
They don't want him gettin' hurt. I heard it was colleges.
They're a good group once you get to know 'em. I bet.
They're pretty good skaters. Anybody know who they are ?
Think they'd want to play hockey with us ? [ Together ] Yeah !
This guy used to rule in Pee Wees. I heard you were a farmer.
This is a joke, right ? I'm afraid it's no joke.
Tommy ? Hydrogen ?
Under what conditions ? Probation, suspension of your driver's licence...
Up front ! Pass it to Banks !
We don't need him. I'm the coach. I say we do need him.
We got a title to defend. [ Cheering ]
We got names, you know ? I'm sure you do.
We wanna ride ! I could kill one of 'em just to set an example.
We'll have a uniform waiting for you. No way.
We're a team, right ? [ Ducks ] Yeah.
We're being invaded ! Get off !
We're your team. No, you're not.
Well, actually Oh, you got your jersey. Great !
Well, we might have to play the Hawks. So ?
What ? [ lndistinct chatter ]
What ? Apologize.
What ? Charlie !
What ? Mr Ducksworth,
What ? We heard what you said.
What about Banks ? He can be on the team if he wants.
What about Charlie ? All he does is fan.
What are we ? [ Together ] The Ducks !
What did your old coach have you do ? He just yelled a lot.
What do you mean ? I mean, I can't.
What do you think ? Lovely, Karp, it goes with your eyes.
What do you want ? I want to talk to you guys.
What is it ? Pizza ?
What'd you do ? My job.
What's that ? Huh ?
What's that ? One of your players is ineligible.
What's this ? Your new skates.
Why don't you play for us ? I can't.
Win ! Win ! Win ! Win. Win.
Win ? Win ! Win ! Win !
Wow, I feel like Madonna. You wish !
Yeah ! Right there ! Yeah !
Yeah ? I'm afraid there's a bit of a problem.
Yeah, but I heard he's got to repeat the sixth grade. Ah, shut up.
Yeah, but I heard he's got to repeat the sixth grade. Ah, shut up.
Yeah, I see your point. [ Sniffing ]
Yeah, man. Jesse, do me a favour.
Yeah, of course. We're kids. So...
Yeah, right. Afraid so, dude.
Yeah. Then you're all set.
Yes ! Okay ! Here we go.
Yes. I'm afraid there's no mistake.
Yes. Take that.
You afraid ? No, I mean I can't, you moron. I don't know how to skate.
You don't know what you're doin'. Shut your face, Karp.
You gonna let him call you wuss breath ? No !
You gonna take that from him, Karp ? Remind me to bust you, Averman.
You got it ? You can't make me cheat.
You guys cut a deal with the Pee Wee Hockey League ? Yes, we did.
You know, I knew we forgot something. [ Laughing ]
You ready ? I think so.
You remember me ? Sure, from Pee Wees.
You send it. Oh ! Gross !
You're quitting ? I'm stepping aside to keep the team together.
You're such a jerk. Send it back, Averman.
You're too wrapped up in your work. But, sir, my work is my life.
Yuck. Everybody hates him.
[ Knocking ] lt's the principal. I'll be right back.
All right ? Now we got the power play. [ Ducks ] Yeah. All right.
Fulton Reed. He's in one of my classes. How come he's not on the team ?
This boy is playing for the wrong team. What ?
We pulling the Statue of Liberty play ? Yeah ?
''l will not quack at the principal.''
''l will not quack at the principal.''
[ All arguing ]
[ Announcer ] ...The Minnesota Pee Wee Championship is up for grabs.
[ Announcer ] ...who has a big, booming shot.
[ Announcer ] A pressure situation he's in now.
[ Announcer ] And the game is underway,
[ Announcer ] Ducks with it again.
[ Announcer ] He hit the goalpost ! What a heartbreaker !
[ Averman ] Come on, come on, give me the dollar !
[ Averman ] He sniffs some more. He stops.
[ Averman ] He sniffs.
[ Averman ] it's just a joke.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Blows whistle ]
[ Bombay ] All right, let's have some fun !
[ Bombay ] Get the face off !
[ Bombay ] Go after him !
[ Bombay ] Let's go, Ducks ! Defence ! Defence !
[ Bombay ] lf we're gonna cheat, we gotta make those falls look real.
[ Bombay laughing ] You've just entered the tickling zone !
[ Booing ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Chanting ] Banks ! Banks ! Banks !
[ Chanting ] Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
[ Chanting ] Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...
[ Chanting ] Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks,
[ Chanting ] Goldberg ! Goldberg !
[ Chanting ] Gordon ! Gordon !
[ Chanting ] Hawks ! Hawks ! Hawks !
[ Chanting ] Quack ! Quack !
[ Chanting ] Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack !
[ Chanting ] We wanna ride ! We wanna ride !
[ Chanting ] Win ! Win ! Win !
[ Chanting ] Win, win, win, win !
[ Chanting ] Win, win, win, win, win !
[ Chanting ] Win, win, win, win, win !
[ Chanting ] Win, win, win, win, win !
[ Charlie ] Boy, this is great.
[ Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Chuckling ] That's a good one, sir.
[ Connie ] Guys, look, it's the North Stars.
[ Connie ] This place is humongous.
[ Crowd booing ]
[ Crowd chanting ] Gordon ! Gordon !
[ Crowd cheering ]
[ Crowd cheering ]
[ Crowd cheering ]
[ Crowd gasping ]
[ Crowd gasping ]
[ Crowd quacking ]
[ Door closing ]
[ Door slams ]
[ Frank ] Oh, you really stooped to an all time low on this, Bombay.
[ Groaning ] Full load.
[ Growling ]
[ Hawk ] Don't worry, guys.
[ Jeering continues ]
[ Jesse ] Here we go ! Come on, y'all, let's go !
[ Jesse ] Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot !
[ Jesse ] Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot !
[ Karp ] He's takin' off with it.
[ Kids hooting ]
[ Knocking ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ] What a joke !
[ lndistinct arguing ]
[ lndistinct chatter ]
[ lndistinct chatter ]
[ lndistinct chatter ]
[ lndistinct chatter ]
[ lndistinct chatter ]
[ lndistinct jeering ]
[ lndistinct shouting ]
[ Man ] What's he doing ?
[ Mumbling ] Sir, they're the bad guys.
[ Peter ] I can't believe he ate the can too.
[ Peter ] We're gonna get in big trouble.
[ Quacking ]
[ Reilly ] All right !
[ Reilly ] All right, it's up to you, Gordon.
[ Reilly ] All right, pressure, boys. Pressure, pressure !
[ Reilly ] Good hit ! That's the way I want you guys to play it !
[ Reilly ] Great game !
[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Screeching ]
[ Students giggling ]
[ Students giggling ]
[ Together ] Take the fall ! Act hurt ! Get indignant !
[ Tyres squealing ]
[ Whispering ] Go for it.
[ Whistle blowing ]
[ Whistle blowing ]
[ Whistle blowing ] Face off ! Let's go !
[ Whistle blowing ] Let's go ! Come on in.
* ...Good vibration *
* ...Oh, say does that star spangled *
* 'Cause we are the champions *
* 'Cause we are the champions *
* 'Cause we are the champions *
* 'Til the end *
* 'Til the end *
* 'Til the end *
* 'Til the end *
* And I need to go on and on and on and on *
* And the home of the brave **
* And we'll keep on fightin' *
* And we'll keep on fighting *
* And we'll keep on fighting *
* Banner yet wave *
* Bring gloom down to that minimum *
* Bring gloom down to that minimum *
* Buddy, you're a boy make a big noise *
* Buddy, you're a young man hard man *
* Buddy, you're an old man poor man *
* But committed no crime *
* But l've come through *
* Can you feel it baby Ooo *
* Come on swing *
* Come on swing *
* Come on, Come on it's gonna be all right **
* Don't mess with Mister ln between *
* Don't mess with Mister ln between *
* Don't mess with Mister ln between *
* Don't you mess with Mister ln between **
* Eliminate all the negative *
* Eliminate that negative *
* Eliminate the negative *
* Feel the vibration it's such a good vibration **
* Have faith or pandemonium *
* Hey, man, get off my back I'm doin' the best I can, yeah *
* I can too, Ooo *
* I needed it then and baby I need it right now *
* it's such a good vibration *
* it's such a good vibration *
* it's such a sweet sensation *
* it's such a sweet sensation *
* it's such a sweet sensation *
* Kickin' your can all over the place, singin' *
* l'd like to try to quit But I don't know how *
* l've done my sentence *
* l've had my share of sand kicked in my face *
* l've made a few *
* l've paid my dues *
* Latch on to the affirmative *
* Latch on to the affirmative *
* Latch on to the affirmative *
* My friend *
* No time for losers *
* No time for losers *
* No time for losers *
* No, don't mess with Mister ln between *
* O'er the land of the free *
* Of the world *
* Of the world **
* Of the world We are the champions *
* Oh, we are the champions *
* Oh, we are the champions *
* Ooo *
* Ooo *
* Ooo, come on swing *
* Ooo, yeah *
* Pleadin' with your eyes Gonna make you some peace some day *
* Shouting in the street Gonna take on the world some day *
* Somebody better put you back into your place *
* Talking about Jonah in a whale and Noah in an ark *
* This is all we got baby it's got to be enough *
* Time after time *
* To illustrate my last remark *
* Wavin' your banner all over the place *
* We are the champions *
* We are the champions *
* We are the champions *
* We are the champions *
* We are the champions *
* We are the champions my friend *
* We are the champions, my friend *
* We are the champions, my friend *
* We better accentuate the positive *
* We will, we will rock you *
* We will, we will rock you *
* We will, we will rock you *
* We will, we will rock you *
* We will, we will rock you *
* We will, we will rock you *
* We will, we will rock you *
* We will, we will rock you **
* What did they do when everything looked so dark *
* You better accentuate the positive *
* You bust my neck Cut no slack *
* You got mud on yo' face Big disgrace *
* You got mud on yo' face You big disgrace *
* You're liable to walk upon the sea *
* You've got to accentuate the positive *
* You've got to spread joy up to the maximum *
** [ Muffled rock ]
30 and 0 ! I remain undefeated. What about the Frazier case ?

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