💬 John Oliver: Donald Trump (Drumpf)

A litigious serial liar with a string of broken business ventures

And I mean that in every sense of the word

And I remember my father pointing to him and saying

And if you go to donaldjdrumpf.com

And the Sharper Image is the only store where you can buy them

And the support of a former klan leader who can not decide whether to support or condemn

As is the fact that those notes were probably written in gold sharpie

Did you ever see a guy sweat like this? It's Rubio

Don't know anything about David Duke okay

Don't vote for him because he tells it like it is

Don't vote for him because he's a builder, he's more of a shitty lifestyle brand

Donald Drumpf

Donald Trump is America's back mole

Drumpf, yes

Everybody loves me

Feelings, even my own feelings, and that can change rapidly day to day

Has the same internal logic is

Hashtag #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

He has a shattering orgasm

He should be proud of his heritage

He will threaten to sue your fat ass pocket with his cocktail sausage fingers

He's a bullshit artist

He's much more reflective of who he actually is

Here it is right now, Donald Drumpf

How could you send the money back you know

I actually think I have the best temperament

I don't if it brings stability viability but I imagine certain people feel that

I don't know anything about what you're even talking about

I have no doubt that the plate will be signed in gold sharpie

I know words I have the best words

I look like a near sighted parrot who works at a bank

I never attacks dopey Jon Stewart for his phoney last name would never do that

I remember once my father and I were walking down Fifth Avenue

I went to an Ivy League school I'm very highly educated

I would like to extend my best wishes to all even the haters and losers on this special date september 11

I'd like to take some money out of her fat ass pockets

I'm a vegan therefore I know karate

I'm asking America to make Donald Drumpf again

I'm really rich

I'm rich therefore I tell the truth

I'm self funding my campaign

I'm self funding my campaign, I tell the truth

I've just raised the stakes

If Jon Stewart you so above it all and legit then why did he change his name from Jonathan Liebowitz he should be proud of his heritage

If you just met a guy name Donald Drumpf

If you settle suits, you get sued more

It meant success

It's a part of me I hate, but it is a part of me

It's always quality

It's nice it's a it's cute it's beautiful

It's the sound produced when a mouthy servant is slapped across the face with a wad of thousand dollar bills trump

It's true, I don't settle anything, I don't settle

Know that guy has eight billion dollars more than I guess he was in such extreme debt at that point you know

Make donald drumpf again hats

Mr. Drumpf, I await your lawsuits in the morning

Much like a lunch buffet at a strip club

Or having a pet chimpanzee

Other than the little tiny ones where they send and you know women said that we had a woman seven dollars and fifty nine cents, what do you do

People love me, and you know what I've been very successful

Promising to make america great again

Smog yet gassy

So if you are thinking of voting for Donald Trump

Something that gives the passing appearance of wealth, but is actually just a cheap tool

SPY magazine called him a short fingered vulgarian

Stop and take a moment to imagine how you would feel

Sure show it seems fun but some day Cocos going to tear your fucking limbs off

The charismatic guy

The name Trump was not always his family's

The NFL

The other thing with the terrorists you have to take out their families

There is a homeless person sitting on sitting right outside of trump tower

There's a part of me that even likes this guy

They feel invested in your campaign

Trump

Trump 2016, I don't know if it brings stability of viability but I imagine certain people feel that

Trump steaks are the world's greatest steaks

Trump views the truth like this lemur views the Supreme Court vacancy

We're going to have a great company it's Trump mortgage and trumpmortgage.com and it's going to be a terrific company

We've chosen not to make a profit a fact which will probably irritate Mr Drumpf more than anything else I said

Well that's all great but I wish there was a new campaign and the but Donald Drumpf

Which will replace the word Trump with Drumpf

Would you think he would make a good president or is the spell now somewhat broken

You can download a drumpfinator chrome extension

[ Drumpf cheers ]

John Oliver: Donald Trump (Drumpf)
John Oliver, the renowned comedian and host of Last Week Tonight, delivered a scathing takedown of Donald Trump in a memorable segment aptly titled "Drumpf" in 2016. With his signature wit and humor, Oliver dissected the controversial candidate's past, debunking his claims of success and revealing his ancestral name, Drumpf. This segment became a cultural phenomenon, generating a conversation about Trump's character and highlighting the power of humor in politics. While there may not be a specific "John Oliver: Donald Trump (Drumpf)" film, television show, or song, this segment can be easily accessed and enjoyed online. With just a few clicks, viewers can watch John Oliver's hilarious monologue and enlightening analysis of Trump's presidential campaign. To play and download these sounds, fans can visit the official HBO website or various streaming platforms. The witty remarks, sharp jokes, and clever insights provided by John Oliver in "Drumpf" continue to resonate with audiences, making it a timeless critique of one of the most polarizing figures in modern politics.
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