There's Something About Mary (1998) Edit

A fatty who likes beer and golf.

A friend. Baseball bat.

A one and a two...

A pretty teacher's aide named Molly Pettygrove.

Actually. I did almost get married once.

After a short stint as a petty thief...

Ain't that just love's name?

All I got are these damn Nepalese coins.

All right.

All right.

All right. I know what I've gotta do. I know what I gotta do. Where's the phone?

All right. I think you're all set. So just go clean the pipes and it's a go.

All right. Look. I think everybody could use a drink right now.

All right. What the hell is going on here? Can someone explain it to me?

All set?

All we had were some Oreos. How does that sound. Honey?

Almost.

An honest to goodness high. I did all those things for myself.

And from what he told me on the phone just now. He loves you too.

And he's not listed as a Harvard alumnus.

And I am not surprised. I am not surprised at all...

And I still wanna look her up.

And I'm really sorry. I did it. I admit it.

And if you still think he's being silly Then you've still got more to see

And it hurts down to your soul

And it was going along just fine until you showed up.

And she don't answer the cards you send

And so then it was over. We really haven't spoken since.

And that's when I realized I couldn't in good conscience bring myself to do it.

And then the truth is. I started to like her.

And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8 Minute folk.

And when the Wal Mart cashier job fell through, I hooked up with Peking Pizza.

And where would you and your beer bellied architect be going to?

And why he couldn't wait no more?

And you know something? You were absolutely right. I needed help.

And you know that Puffy, he only barks at the bad people.

And you'd probably dump the poor guy halfway to Katmandu.

And, you know, most artists are...

Anyhow. There was a restraining order. It got kind of ugly...

Anyhow. We're going out tonight.

Anyway, I hope you don't think I'm being meddlesome.

Anyway, I know it's not the type of thing you'd forget, but I guess I just...

Are you a movie buff?

Are you crazy? What makes you think I would pick you anyhow?

Are you getting this? Make sure you get a close up on his face.

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? He's 230 pounds. he can hold you. You don't have to.

Are you okay?

Are you okay? Yeah?

Are you okay. Ted?

Are you shitting me? Mr. Goody Two Shoes?

Are you sure it's the same Mary? You got the right person?

Are you the little guy making all that big noise?

Are you...? You're not serious. Are you?

At 16, he committed his first murder.

At approximately 10:40 this morning...

Baby.

Back when I was your age. I always used to make myself a big banana split after sex.

Banana, banana.

Be careful, man.

Because I'm tired.

Because if it wasn't for me, she might have married that schmuck.

Because it's right there on your golf bag.

Besides. She's probably married with a couple of kids by now. Girls like Mary...

Big boned? No, no, not at all. No.

Boston, huh?

Both of you are just...

Brett never said those bad things about Warren.

Brian Mone.

But for some reason with Pat, I kept saying to myself:

But I want somebody with freedom in their job, you know?

But I'd be happiest with you.

But I'm already engaged to Freddie.

But I'm fine.

But if this chick turns up with a toe tag, I'm rolling over on you, big guy.

But it was this thing in college.

But the bottom line is, I'm not gonna use my philanthropy as some kind of currency.

But there's something about Mary That they don't know

But there's something about Mary That they don't know

But there's something about Mary That they don't know

But they could be brighter.

But they don't know a thing about love

But they've never fallen in love So his friends need not be asked

But you're married. You have a wife, beautiful kids.

Bye. Ted.

Calm down. Honey.

Can I feel your bosoms before I go?

Can we cut to the chase? I mean, am I. Like, in a lot of trouble here. or...?

Can you do me a favor? Would you mind letting the dog out?

Can you see her as Ted sees her

Car clean? Plenty of gas?

Change your name. Just kind of leave that behind."

Charlie, I think he's masturbating.

Charlie, you are so mean.

Cheating on his wife.

Children and a Labrador: negative.

Christ. Ted. I was only four towns away.

Coconut.

Come here. Baby. Come here. Sweetheart.

Come here. Warren. You okay?

Come here. You ever had one up the hatch in here?

Come off it, Mary.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Cough it up. Chompers.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Let's talk. Did you knock this skirt up?

Come on. Like you mean it.

Come on. Okay? Come on.

Come on. Puffer. Stay away from the light.

Come on. Tell her the truth. Pizza boy.

Cool.

Could you just...? Hey, I'm sorry.

Dad. You haven't been busting Ted's chops, have you?

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Did you get my letter. Mare? The one about Ted?

Did you hire Pat Healy to spy on me?

Did you really mean what you said up there?

Did you take that bio test? Because that was, like...

Didn't we just do that?

Didn't you hear what I just said?

Do what?

Do you expect us to believe that you're going to the prom with Mary?

Do you know your truck is parked in a handicapped zone?

Do you...? You want me to...?

Does Mommy? Does Mommy smell like a gin mill?

Dom Woganowski.

Dom? You're pathetic.

Dom. What are you doing here?

Don't bet on it.

Don't forget. It's a sumo culture. They pay by the pound there.

Don't forget. It's a sumo culture. They pay by the pound there.

Don't get ahead of yourself. You'll be eating a banana split before I do.

Don't make me have to open a can of whup ass on you.

Don't worry. She's a dental hygienist. She'll know what to do.

Don't...

Dumb shit.

Each day is better than the next.

Earl Stein, you old sheep fucker. How the hell are you?

Either you come clean, or I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.

Especially after what I did.

Everybody get out of the way.

Exactly.

Except for the rash thing's still there, right?

Exceptional, my ass.

Excuse my friend.

First chink in the armor, Ted.

First. Tell us why you did it.

Flowers are for you. Ball is for Warren. Had a friend FedEx it from Boston.

Folks, here, let's... We'll break up. We'll spitball this tomorrow, okay?

Foofy and woofy?

For me, it's heaven. You know?

Four kids. Three different guys. but no rock.

Franks and beans.

From that moment on. The guys at school looked at me in a whole new light.

From when you were 5 years old

Fuck calling her. I'm going down there.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck you then. You big pussy. I'll drink it.

Fuck.

Fuck. I knew shit, man.

Fucking Patrick Healy. You think your shit don't stink.

Get in closer. That's good. Don't be afraid. Get right in there. A little bit more.

Get in.

Get up, boy. Hey. Warren.

Get your hand off my car. What the hell did you just say to me?

Get your hands out of there.

Giddyup. Warren. There we go.

Give me a break here, okay? I was a little nuts. A little...

Go.

God, Mary, I've missed you.

God, that reminds me. I have to call and cancel with what's his face.

God, that's what I've been trying to explain to you people for the last hour.

Good morning. Magda.

Good pooch.

Good. Good. Good.

Good. He'll be fine. Mary, you're being overprotective.

Good. I'm glad we saw you.

Goodbye.

Great. So I'm lucky because my brother died in an explosion?

Guy turns out to be a blabbermouth.

Had a fucking horseshoe up your ass, my man.

Hang on. Wait a second.

Harold and Maude is my all time favorite movie.

Harvard.

Have you ever thought about maybe moving back up to Rhode Island?

Have you seen my baseball?

Have you seen my baseball?

Have you seen my wiener?

Haven't thought about that in years. Yeah.

He can tell that you're an animal nut.

He chews with his mouth open.

He confessed everything. He told me he's not an architect.

He doesn't like anybody. He never usually likes guys.

He don't challenge her He don't contend with her

He dresses like a complete dork.

He faxed me this this morning. I'll just give you the highlights.

He got ahold of you. Didn't he?

He hardly ever says the right thing, and he probably farts too.

He has to be self employed.

He killed people. I know. It's crazy.

He lived up north, and...

He loves Warren.

He never remembers anybody.

He said that if Warren wasn't in my life...

He shoots down to Miami every couple of weeks. He can help you out.

He was almost perfect.

He was being a pest. I put him in the bathroom.

He was incarcerated until the age of 22, when, despite a grim psychological profile...

He was like an Eagle Scout.

He was so shy and clumsy, and he had this huge mouth full of metal.

He was there closing his deal with the Rice a Roni people the whole time.

He was watching you undress with a silly grin on his face.

He was... He was a little chilly.

He's a claims investigator. He's a hell of a bloodhound.

He's a nice guy. Huh?

He's got a forehead like a drive in movie theater. He's a good shit...

He's got him wrapped up like a baby.

He's had a little too much to drink.

He's no Steve Young.

He's not masturbating.

He's the guy you should be with.

Healy, you dog.

Healy. How smashing to see you.

Healy. You in there?

Heavy? What I wouldn't give to know what heavy feels like...

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Her name was Mary.

Here comes the money shot.

Here I thought I was the only one.

Here she comes. Oh, honey. You look beautiful.

Here you go, big guy.

Here you go.

Here. Look. Here's my ID.

Hey, Bob?

Hey, boy. How about the pizza, huh?

Hey, Brett.

Hey, buddy. Come here. I think I know where your ball is.

Hey, Cat, how about a couple of brews over here, man?

Hey, check it out.

Hey, dipshit. be careful with that thing, will you?

Hey, don't look so shocked. Ted.

Hey, get the fuck out of here.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. I thought you might like some of these with your beers.

Hey, Herb. How's it going? Apple for you today.

Hey, hey, hey. I'm not a stalker. I'm not a stalker, all right?

Hey, hey, hey. You. where's that coming from?

Hey, I got cash.

Hey, I saw her a couple months ago at a convention in Las Vegas.

Hey, I wanna thank you for the other day.

Hey, I'm proud of you. How about a frosty to celebrate?

Hey, I've got an idea. There's this guy down in my office. His name's Healy.

Hey, Magda. why don't you help me in the kitchen?

Hey, Pat. Do you want a Budweiser or a Heinie?

Hey, Renise.

Hey, Ted, I'm just gonna go upstairs real quick. Okay?

Hey, thanks for picking me up. Man.

Hey, Tucker.

Hey, Warren, I think I found your baseball.

Hey, watch your mouth. She's a great gal, Mary.

Hey, what are you doing tonight? Do you think you wanna, I don't know...

Hey, what do you say we go out and grab a couple of pops before you go to work?

Hey, you wanna go upstairs and watch Sports Center?

Hey, you want your pizza? Here. Man.

Hey, you!

Hey, you're a little worked up. Let me do the talking.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Come on. Want a go?

Hey. Hey, you were on the front line.

Hey. Hey. Take it easy. Cut it out. What the hell are you doing? Take it easy.

Hi. Hon. Just straightening up.

Hi. Mary. You look really pretty.

Hi. Ted.

Highway rest areas.

His friends would say "Stop pining, there's other girls to look at"

His friends would say "Stop whining." they've had enough of that

His friends would say, "Be reasonable" His friends would say, "Let go"

His name's Pat. Met him at the driving range.

Hold on a sec.

Hold, please.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy Shit. Jimmy Shay, is that you?

Holy shit. Look. Look. There's Warren.

Honey, where is Puffy?

Honey, your strap's broken.

How about you? How did you manage to stay single all these years?

How about you? The big L?

How are you?

How could you do that, Ted?

How could you have some guy you don't even know spy on me?

How could you see her at a convention?

How do you know that I'm right?

How the hell did you get the zipper all the way to the top?

How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy. Brett?

How'd you know that?

Husband: negative.

Hyperactive little fuckers too.

I already know it, Mary.

I am a little psyched.

I am.

I brought him a baseball. and I was just trying to give him a present.

I brought you a little thirst quencher, Mag.

I couldn't believe it. She knew my name.

I delivered a pie to her and she answered the door in her nightgown...

I did it because I never stopped thinking about you.

I did once. I called. She wasn't listed.

I didn't do it. He got in the way.

I didn't wanna trick you.

I don't even know how you found me. Let's not forget. Here.

I don't feel good. I feel nervous. I really feel nervous.

I don't get it. I don't know what you're... Healy...

I don't know what that is.

I don't know why anybody would wanna bounce around...

I don't know.

I don't know. Boredom?

I don't know. Dom.

I don't know. It looks like... l think it's a little bit of both.

I don't know. It wasn't like it was a well thought out plan.

I don't know. Maybe a few months in Nepal.

I don't think so. What are the odds of that, one in a million? Jesus.

I don't want a drink.

I don't want Mary to... I don't want her to hear.

I don't watch the new ones.

I feel bad, you know. The poor thing. she's in a wheelchair for God's sakes.

I feel sick.

I felt like I was gonna die.

I get a high from helping all God's creatures.

I get a little stressed out.

I get caught for everything.

I got a date tonight with that Mary girl I told you about.

I got a great practice. I like the people I work with. And Warren.

I got an anonymous letter.

I got in the car with my friend. and we just...

I got it stuck.

I gotta get up at 6 a.m. and help my boss's brother move into his apartment.

I guess I just wish they made movies like they used to make.

I guess I still have feelings for her.

I guess it seems that women today are more impressed by the almighty buck...

I guess it was a rest area. I was just kind of shaking. And...

I guess she packed on a few pounds over the years.

I had my window?

I had to change my name, I had to go to court. I moved.

I have a friend in the Boston Police Department.

I haven't even wanted a beer.

I haven't seen you since...

I haven't swung the wrenches in a while.

I heard he got a scholarship to Princeton, but he's going to Europe first to model.

I heard she's going with some guy named Woogie.

I heard this rumor that this guy I like was gonna ask me...

I just need two minutes.

I just wanna get you drunk so you'll pass out...

I just want you to be happy. Mary.

I just wanted to let you know I'll have your car back to you in a couple hours.

I just wondered if maybe you were going to the prom. And...

I kind of, you know...

I know this doesn't make sense to you, but I can't just turn it off that fast.

I know what you mean. I've been standing in the same spot for five and a half hours.

I know. I know, I know. Does anybody have any pliers?

I know. It sickens me.

I let my head get in the way of this one.

I lied to that poor girl.

I live with my folks up in Pompano. Hey.

I love her. Man.

I love Mary. Man.

I mean. crushes don't last for 13 years, right?

I mean. He should've been a first round draft pick.

I mean. He was so cute.

I mean. I didn't know anything about the guy. I hardly know him.

I mean. I know it sounds crazy...

I mean. Jesus Chris, it's creepy. Okay?

I mean. Lately I've been feeling like...

I mean. Let's face it.

I mean. None of them love you. Really.

I mean. That's not real love. That's...

I mean. What's the story? Are you married? Do you have kids?

I mean. You stole all of my shoes.

I mean. You're a murderer.

I mean. You're in therapy thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever...

I only went out with him a couple times. but, you know, just the thought of that...

I ran into this guy I haven't seen since high school.

I recommend next time you're up that way...

I remember Mary.

I said seven. Nobody's coming up with six.

I said you got a big...

I say none of us leaves this room...

I see.

I sent my assistant to his apartment with his last check.

I shouldn't be putting this all on you. I'm sorry.

I smell like a gin mill?

I stole her from you? What are you talking about?

I think Harold and Maude is one of the greatest love stories of our time.

I think he needs some male help.

I think I should have a talk with Magda here.

I think that Joe Montana is, like. the most underrated quarterback.

I think you're gonna need one tonight.

I thought about it, but I got too much of a good thing going on here.

I thought that was part of your kick.

I thought you said she was a real spark plug.

I thought you said she was a real spark plug.

I told you 20 times you're not welcome here anymore.

I took a job offer.

I unleashed the psycho on her. She's gonna be fucking pissed.

I want a guy who can play 36 holes and still have enough energy...

I want you to level with me.

I wanted to talk to you about your friend Patrick.

I was going out to pee. I'm walking in the bushes...

I was in a weird place then. Mary.

I was in and out of the hospital in a couple of weeks.

I was just fucking with him, right. Ted? You know.

I was worried about you.

I was worried about you. I thought that...

I was... I decided to...

I went home that night, shaved my beard. And a week later...

I work with retards.

I'd love a brewski if you got one.

I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half. Not bad.

I'll feed you and Bill soon. Come on. Honey.

I'll get you her number as soon as she gets back from Japan.

I'll see you, Mary.

I'll tell you some stories about this weirdo.

I'll tell you what. I'm gonna set you up with my new assistant at work.

I'm a Niners fan.

I'm a phony. Just like you.

I'm a pizza delivery boy.

I'm fucking with you. Ted.

I'm gonna hold you to that.

I'm gonna kiss you.

I'm gonna take Warren back inside. I'll see you at school.

I'm her brother.

I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass.

I'm just having a little fun with the guy. It's prom night.

I'm just saying, there's a lot of psychos out there.

I'm making you feel nervous? Nervous? What's that?

I'm no architect. Don't be a putz, man.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not the architect you...

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm only waiting seven minutes total.

I'm so lucky to have you as a friend.

I'm sorry, buddy. It's just, you know, you're taking this all wrong.

I'm sorry.

I'm talking sausage hot dogs. Beer. Not lite beer, but beer.

I'm Ted Stroehmann. I'm here to take Mary to the prom.

I'm tired of talking about stalkers. Let's talk about you.

I'm...

I've been going out with a loaded gun.

I've got a vibrator.

I've gotta...

I've paid him enough money. I'm not paying until the job gets done. He can kiss my ass.

If everything else falls apart...

If he likes him. Honey, then you've got yourself a keeper.

If I may, I have a proposal.

If Puffy starts yapping. He's a loser.

If she's as special as you say. she's gonna wanna hear...

If you let me talk to you for one second outside of the truck.

If you're not happy with the first seven minutes...

In his mid 20s and again in his early 30s...

In the future, do a little research before you send a guy like that out into the woods.

In their totalitarianism, so to speak.

Is he good looking?

Is he looking at you? What is he...?

Is she looking for a corpse? You have to be specific when you write.

Is that hair gel?

Is that right? Good for you. Sully.

Is that...?

Is this...? Okay. Is this a vestibule. Or is it a portico?

Isn't that a little politically incorrect?

Isn't that the San Francisco treat?

It must be wonderful having all this.

It now be emphasized

It was just dumb luck, really.

It was not a big deal at all.

It was you.

It was.

It was. But it's over. I think. So it's good.

It.

It'd be great. but I sort of already have plans tonight.

It's about two people connecting, having something in common.

It's beautiful.

It's been a long time. I bet you've changed a lot over the last 13 years. Haven't you?

It's coming from you always skipping out on your tab.

It's easier to succeed. You know. when your head is clear.

It's fine. A little crazy in the afternoon.

It's him. It's him.

It's just a job. Really. Something to keep me moving.

It's just like pulling off a Band Aid.

It's just that I think you should be careful with this guy. That's all.

It's just that this is a little bit heavy. that's all.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

It's like you're dreaming about Gorgonzola cheese...

It's not like that, Magda. You know. It's like that movie Harold and Maude.

It's not true. Right, Ted?

It's quite a fine example. In fact.

It's that stalker. Ted.

Jane. Can you get the door for Tucker, please?

Japan? What's happening in Japan? Why is she going to Japan?

Jeez. Mary. where are you gonna find a gem like that?

Jeez. You know. I feel like a royal shit because I set you up with this guy.

Jesus.

Jesus. Do you remember five years ago when your kidneys failed?

Jesus. It's just the humidity down here or something. Come on.

Jesus. Man.

Jesus. That stuff will fuck your head up.

Jesus. You know what? This shit doesn't even taste good to me anymore.

Just because you didn't get her. You didn't have to blow us both out of the water.

Just leave. Okay?

Just let her go into the darkness

Just like a nice. You know. Nice. Big, oversize waffle cone...

Just one pair. You owe me that. you heartless bitch.

Just till I get my PGA tour card.

Just would not shut up. I mean, just...

Keep the change.

Kind of a mook. A schlep.

Knock yourself out.

Last time I had a Pap smear...

Leave him alone. He's just got a big appetite. Right, Warren?

Let go of him. Get down from there.

Let go.

Let her go into the darkness

Let her go, let her go. Let her go

Let her live for all the things there

Let me ask you a question. When you smoke a cigar...

Let's go. It's over.

Let's have a look at it.

Like a drug dealer?

Like I'm gonna try to figure out some guy...

Like. We could go together. The two of us.

Like...

Listen to this one.

Listen, once he gets into that MTV, he'll be there for quite a while.

Listen, you can't touch his ears unless he trusts you. I'm sorry.

Listening to perfect strangers' telephone conversations.

Look at her.

Look closely at this picture

Look closely at this picture

Look what he did at Notre Dame. It's so ridiculous.

Look.

Look. After you've had sex with a girl and you're lying in bed with her...

Look. Come on, man.

Look. Come on, man. You're a real glass is half empty kind of guy.

Look. I know it was brief. but it was definitely love, Dom.

Look. I know that you guys have got a job to do. All right?

Look. I'm sorry to bother you again. but you got change of a dollar?

Look. It's just that something struck me as strange about him last night.

Look. There's something I have to tell you.

Look. Tucker, thank you. I really appreciate you looking out for me.

Look. We're all in love with Mary.

Look. Your brother Jimmy never gave a shit about you anyway.

Looks like I double jumped you. Warren, for the win. Pay up, big guy.

Looks like we found your Mary. Ted.

Looks like we got a jock on our hands.

Loser?

Love can bring up hurt From way down low

Magda.

Magda.

Magda. Magda.

Man, it looks like you really cleaned up your act.

Man, they never look like you'd expect. do they?

Mary

Mary

Mary went to the prom 20 minutes ago with her boyfriend, Woogie.

Mary, cut the crap. What really happened with Brett?

Mary, honey. He's a psycho.

Mary, look.

Mary, wait. First of all. I didn't know that this guy was...

Mary, what did you say Pat's last name was?

Mary?

Mary?

Mary?

Mary? Is that...? It is you.

Mary.

Mary.

Mary.

Mary.

Mary's a fox? What are you...?

Mary's a fox.

Maybe I'll open up a can of whup ass on him.

Meaning?

Miami? What are you doing in Miami?

Mike, Eddie. Get down here quick. Bring everybody. Bring a camera.

More cleaning.

Mr. Perfect. Huh?

Mr. Stroehmann...

Museum, hospital for kids.

My friend says she's a fox. A surgeon fox.

My friend Tucker is upstairs. I want you to meet him.

My leg. Could you. Mary?

My real name's Norm.

My turn now. My turn.

My wiener.

My. A deuce and a half. Huh?

Name's Norm.

Needle nose. Otherwise? Anything?

Neighborhood watch. Is that what we're calling it?

Nepal.

Nice muffs.

Nice swing.

Nineteen months I've been straight.

No

No harm. No foul.

No one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with, right?

No onions. How are you doing?

No way. That's way too creepy.

No, I can't.

No, I didn't catch it.

No, I haven't seen your baseball.

No, I mean. Are they putting up some sort of a new museum in town. or...?

No, I was thinking along the lines, maybe, of somebody like an architect or something.

No, I was watching the birds.

No, I'm looking for a guy.

No, it's okay. I got a little disc thing, but it's all right. Here we go.

No, just down the street. the Celinto Catayente Towers.

No, listen, I'd really... I'd like to.

No, no

No, no, I said butt plug. She's heinous.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. I haven't walked down that plank yet, no.

No, no, no. We already... We got...

No, no, no. We already... We got...

No, no, she's never been. That's the good news.

No, no. I mean you and me.

No, no. My name's Brian.

No, seriously. If you think about it. they have plenty of sweets.

No, thank you. I'd love a Bundt cake if you have one.

No, that's okay, I'll do it. I mean. If you think he can hold me.

No, there's only one thing to do here.

No, we don't, but, you know, I could bake some.

No.

No.

No.

No. I didn't...

No. I'm not...

No. No. I'm nothing.

No. No. No. Not six.

No. No. Ted. The bad news I got is about our friend Healy.

No. Some guy gave me a couple bucks to track down his high school girlfriend.

No. You know what? I don't need any. Really.

None for me. Buddy. I don't drink any more.

Not in months.

Not until I get something to remember you by.

Not very long, but I like him.

Now I can take him to movies...

Now I'm good. Strong like bull. Really good.

Now we're just gonna back it up.

Now. Exactly what the hell is the situation? What. Did you shit yourself?

Now. If you were a loser...

Now. Mary. I know this is tough...

Now. What exactly are we looking at here?

Oh, by the way, there's someone there to see you.

Oh, come on. Relax. Relax.

Oh, did you...?

Oh, for God and heaven's sake!

Oh, fucking animals.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Not Mary again.

Oh, great. Just my luck.

Oh, hey. Hal.

Oh, hey. Hi, Warren.

Oh, hi. Mary.

Oh, I see. Okay, yeah. Whatever you say. "Brian."

Oh, I wish.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, Magda.

Oh, man. I gotta go.

Oh, man. This is like group therapy or something.

Oh, Mary. Oh, Mary, you got this all wrong.

Oh, my dear friend. Please sit. Please.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. He doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date.

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, no.

Oh, pain. Pain. Pain

Oh, Sully.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, thanks. The guy said it was tan and taupe.

Oh, the big. Bad beer's gonna get you.

Oh, the hitchhiker?

Oh, yeah, dirt bud. and I'm going with Cyndi Lauper.

Oh, yeah, it's cool for them. but for me, it's much more than that.

Oh, yeah? Hey, they look great.

Oh, yeah? So she's a little...? She's a little chubby?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. And you were right, man. She really is something else. My God.

Oh, yeah. It's Mary. All right. The brother. Warren?

Oh, yeah. That makes a lot of sense. Why would I rat myself out?

Oh, you're gonna go with. Like, a bunch of people. or...?

Okay? I mean, come on. You're liberated. I feel liberated.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Fine, we'll go over it again. I...

Okay. Get out.

Okay. Hey. What does it look like today?

Okay. I'll do it.

Okay. I'll just get you a regular.

Okay. Norm.

Okay. Okay. Just take your time. It's all right.

Okay. Okay. Ted.

Okay. We had fun for a while.

Okay. Well. Here's the catch.

On your ear.

One, two. Three. Four. Five.

One, two. Three...

Or the...?

Or you could blow off that jerk you're going out with tonight...

Or, I mean. Whatever. If you didn't...

Pat Healy.

People get hurt that way.

Please. Mary. Don't listen to him.

Pop, you wanna get me a whiskey sour when you get a sec?

Prom?

Puffer doesn't like bad guys, does he?

Puffer, come on. Boy.

Puffer?

Puffy!

Puffy!

Puffy! Puffy! Puffy!

Puffy. Puffy.

Put that down.

Real psycho, this one.

Really?

Really?

Really? Are you an architect?

Really? So she hasn't changed at all. Huh?

Really? That must make it really tough.

Really? Where did you study?

Really? Where would I have seen your work?

Remember Mary?

Remember that gorgeous, corn fed white boy, honey...

Right.

Right. Yes. Okay, all right. I see where you're going.

See the Sarene boys on Route 1 in South Brattleboro...