Pee-wees Big Holiday (2016) Edit

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A few days on the open road is worth a lifetime in Fairville.

A friendship bracelet.

A giant miniature world.

A miniature world!

A miniature world.

A solar powered calculator the size of a business card.

A traffic light!

A traffic light!

A trip to Salt Lake City, Utah.

Ah, Pee wee.

Ah, they sell themselves.

Ah! [chuckles]

Ain't that a miracle?

All right? Buh bye!

All the girls sure like you. Every one of 'em.

Always eat your vegetables.

Ambrosia salad.

Amen.

Amish y.

And don't get Linda started on submarines.

And hairball.

And here.

And I think I know why you and I met.

And if we win, we get to go to the International Hair Competition.

And it's been real fun.

And leave the dog eat dog world of certified public accounting.

And look at us all now.

And look at you now.

And look.

And now for another one of Joe's favorites!

And Pee wee Aloysius Herman,

And she's throwing her 100th birthday party

And thanks for the makeover!

And the sharks are hammerheads?

And there, Fairville Public Library.

And this right here,

And this thing is just the size of a business card!

And we have just received the name of the boy who fell down the well,

And when you're right, you're right.

And you know what, Pee wee?

And you're gonna take a holiday.

And...

And... the best part.

Are what I call the classics.

Are you kidding?

Aren't we going to your party?

Arrivederci

Arrivederci,

Arrivederci,

Arrivederci,

Baby rattlers are the most dangerous, because their venom is the strongest.

Barber of Fairville.

Because...

Bedtime.

Best friends since beauty school.

Bet me!

Bet you'll get a kick out of this.

Beyond Fairville?

Big Apple!

Big.

Bigfoot!

Bingo.

Biscuits and gravy.

Blech!

Boop!

Boop!

Boop! [chuckles]

Boop! [chuckles]

Boop! Think fast!

Boop. [chuckles]

Breakfast bar!

Breaking rules and breaking hearts, that's what life's all about.

Buh bye!

Bull's eye.

But has it been real fun? Mmm mmm.

But I do have something special I wanted to give to you.

But if I were you, I'd get off that buggy.

But it's 6:00 p.m.

But my very first holiday is off to a perfect start!

But not if Scuba Cop happens to be swimming around! [laughs]

But thanks.

But the Renegades rehearse at night.

But why don't you come downstairs, open some presents?

But, sure, what's up?

By the time we leave this place, I bet you'll be a snake lover, Pee wee.

Bye! [chuckles]

C'est la vie!

Can I come in? I have extra blankets.

Captain Jones.

Captain... is his name Pee wee Herman?

Central Park!

Chillax, man. Live a little.

Clay and Jimmy, behold the Cuatro Fuego.

Collapse on him?

Come on, girl.

Come on, I can't wait for you to see this place.

Come on, let me go.

Come on, Little Connie. We're going to New York City!

Come on, Pee wee. You can do it.

Come on! What's it gonna be, Herman?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come over here.

Congratulations, he picked you!

Cool village.

Dan's Diner. Dan speaking.

Dan's Diner. The town square.

Darn it, Captain, how could something like this even happen?

Dear the Amish...

Demo.

Denver omelet. Easy on the cheese.

Diane. Petite and polite.

Did I do something wrong, Shelly?

Did you say cave?

Dinner sure was delicious, girls.

Do you happen to know, has the hamburger train arrived yet?

Do you take Pee wee Aloysius Herman to be your lawful wedded husband?

Don't move a muscle.

Don't you care about anything?

Don't you ever wonder

Don't you Your Majesty me.

Donna. Gregarious and wily.

Double cool.

Drat!

Dudley! Sylvester! Clovis! What are you guys doing here?

Due to safety concerns and restrictions, a rescue team

Earth sure is a great planet.

Easy on the cheese y, coming right up y!

Easy there, sport.

Elton.

Encyclopedia...

Engine failure. That can't be good, right?

Every time you ring, I hear ka ching.

Everything okay?

Ew! Snake farm, yuck.

Excuse me, where are we going?

Excuse me, won't you? [chuckles]

Excuse the intrusion to this most joyous occasion.

Fairville Fire Department.

Fairville High.

Fancy meeting you here.

Fancy meeting you here.

Fascinating. Tell me everything.

Five days? Brother?

Follow me.

Fooled ya, girls!

For being too hot!

Four days ago, you were the guy who was going to New York.

Freckles, saddle up the hay burner. Pee wee?

Freckles.

From way back.

Fudge makers.

Gesundheit.

Get it? Head lines!

Gets me right here.

Giddyup.

Gonna be right here. Just like always.

Good luck with all your stupid, important reasons for breaking up the Renegades!

Good luck.

Good morning, Mrs. Rose!

Good one! You got me!

Got this bag of groceries.

Grab Manhattan by the horns, dude.

Great, Little Connie's gone.

Great! Really good. I'll be right up!

Green bean casserole.

Green g****s, sausages, bacon, cinnamon toast!

Hairy. Whoa! [chuckles]

Happy birthday, Joe!

Happy birthday, Joe! [grunting]

Happy birthday, Joe.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday.

Have fun at the party, Pee wee.

Have fun with your pals!

Have fun.

Have I? No.

Have you guys tried this Oreo salad? I give it a ten.

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?

He seems okay.

He's my friend.

Helicopter y.

Hello, there.

Hello? How's that gonna work if all you guys are so busy at night?

Help!

Help! Help! Help!

Help! Somebody, help!

Help! Somebody, help! Help!

Here I come, Pee wee!

Here you go, fellas.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here. Oh, oh, oh...

Hey, good luck in the contest. I really hope you guys win.

Hey, how about that tour of Fairville?

Hey, Peanut, you think these two kids are made for each other?

Hey, Pepper.

Hey, sport, can you watch over the diner?

Hey, what's on the other side of those railroad tracks?

Hey, you and I hit it off the minute we met, remember?

Hey! What's that?

Hitchhikers! Hop in!

Hmm.

Hop up here in front.

How are things going down there?

How could I? Why would I?

How would I ever...

How you liking the Snake Farm, Pee wee?

Howdy, partners.

However tempted you may be.

I am here to tell you something very important.

I am not going back to the...

I am not going back to the...

I am the President of the United States.

I beg you, please don't blow our cover.

I believe in fate.

I broke rules, I broke hearts.

I came back with a metal plate in my head.

I can't decide.

I can't leave home! I can't leave home!

I can't leave home! I can't leave home!

I can't put my finger on it, but there's something different about you.

I can't wait two days. I need Pee wee out of that well now.

I can't.

I did everything you said, Joe!

I didn't notice you had a tree house.

I do!

I do.

I don't care if your friend is the Queen of England

I don't know what you got up your sleeve, kid,

I don't know what you're talking about. I've never seen those jewels.

I don't know, I've never been there.

I don't know. Are you?

I don't see him.

I feel at home here with all you Amishes.

I fell down a well.

I forgot this. Here.

I got a surprise.

I got these hunks out of the yellow pages.

I got your reason right here.

I gotcha!

I gotta be on my way.

I gotta get to New York City, to my friend's birthday party.

I gotta go meet a couple pals at the lodge.

I guess this is...

I had the bus.

I hate vegetables!

I have kind of limited experience on a motorcycle.

I have rehearsal that night. NA.

I haven't received your RSVP for the Book Club tomorrow night.

I hope I'm not tempting fate by saying this out loud,

I just know that you're gonna make it to New York City

I knew you weren't from here. You stick out.

I knew you'd notice that. [chuckles]

I know that you're upset about Pee wee,

I know they're in here somewhere.

I lived a little.

I love it.

I love these pickle wheels.

I made it all myself. From my imagination.

I made this present for you.

I made us both friendship bracelets.

I mean, Farmer Brown. [chuckles]

I mean, look at the detail. It's breathtaking.

I might as well give up and go back to Fairville.

I need to stay here with the people of Earth.

I neglected to RSVP my regrets.

I never thought of that. You're a trendsetter.

I really mean it. Probably... [inhales]

I really will.

I say live a lot.

I should be calling the police.

I should've known better.

I simply love it! [chuckles]

I supply their gift shop. [chuckles]

I sure hope I don't crack up down here.

I think I could handle it.

I think that's a...

I thought it would be a little scarier.

I thought you might say that.

I thought you weren't coming to my party.

I want to go, but I can't leave home!

I want you to be at my birthday party.

I wanted to find out who I was. Well, I found out, all right!

I was just informed that, for safety reasons...

I was thinking that, maybe afterwards, you and I might

I was wrong about you, kid.

I will.

I wish I had some kind of sign.

I wish you luck, Joe Man... [mumbling]

I won't be at work tomorrow or the next day or the day after that.

I won't get there in time.

I would notice if Brook or Lane or Wanda didn't show up to my party.

I...

I...

I'll always remember you, too, Yul.

I'll never forget you, Pee wee.

I'm a stupid little baby crying at the bottom of this crappy well!

I'm almost there.

I'm digging this corn soup! Mmm!

I'm gonna return them soon, I promise.

I'm heading east. Need a lift?

I'm here live in Central Park, where a boy has fallen down a well.

I'm in the prime of my life here.

I'm Joe...

I'm leaving town.

I'm Linda. Freckled and furious.

I'm not gonna make it.

I'm obsessed with this cookie tower.

I'm on my way to work. [chuckles]

I'm Pepper.

I'm so glad I bumped into you.

I'm starving!

I'm surprised, 'cause they're making head lines!

I'm taking a holiday.

I'm taking this biscuit with me.

I'm the heiress to the King Doorbell fortune.

I'm told show business can be very competitive,

I'm trapped in a well. Halfway to hell.

I'm your only way out.

I've got an amazing deal I want to tell you about.

I've got it.

I've gotta use the restroom. I'll be right back.

I've loved these last two weeks.

I've never heard of an Amish community in Las Vegas.

I've never met another one.

If he was coming, he'd be here already.

If they have a horse and buggy tomorrow morning.

If you're really hungry,

If you're really looking to see something scary...

In the Statue of Liberty's underpants!

In time for your friend's party, Pee wee. I can feel it.

Including death.

Inviting him to a party cross country, I mean, who does that?

Is our friendship.

Is that helicopter on your head operational?

It could happen,

It doesn't matter if you make it to the party.

It is an orange.

It roughly corresponds to the model scale HO 187.

It's 80 degrees in here.

It's a flying car, darling.

It's all good!

It's all good.

It's all good. No worries.

It's been great getting to know you, Pee wee Herman.

It's Fairville.

It's Joe's birthday. [screaming]

It's my party, Shelly.

It's not all good.

It's not.

It's okay, there's still time.

It's our hobby.

It's our name.

It's the old highway callin'. Get on.

It's underground! Hey, is this going uptown?

It's way bigger than I thought.

It's you.

It's your big holiday.

It's yours. It's got your name on it.

Janice. Tall and studious.

Just a moment of your time. Come on, Pee wee.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

La! [chuckles]

Ladies, hold on to your switchblades!

Ladies, it's been real and it's been fun.

Ladies, it's getting late.

Ladies, you're under arrest.

Lame.

LATT, Em. IHTBG.

Let me get that right out of there.

Let's say chocolate.

Light four flames at the same time.

Listen, ladies, it's been real and it's been fun.

Listen, you guys, you seem really busy. Let me let you let me run, okay?

Live a little.

Live it up.

Look out!

Look where I am.

Look, it's on my plate, too.

Look, Joe.

Looks fantastic as always, Beverly.

Louise Bobbie J. Brown,

Louise!

Louise!

Louise. Perky and fun.

Magnet!

Man, you're so real.

Manganiello.

Manganiello.

Manual only.

Marvin, you know I don't want to go anywhere or try anything new.

Mashed potatoes.

May I tell you something I've never told anyone?

May my hand be steady.

Maybe we can trust him.

Me neither.

Me neither.

Me, Pepper, and Frecks will drop you in New York City on our way to Canada.

Me, too.

Me? A tour of Fairville? I'd love to!

Meatloaf?

Meet my family and friends.

Mexico?

Missing my party, yeah.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, pizza!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Morocco?

Mr. Lincoln, what are you doing here?

My car's been stolen.

My friend won't even notice I'm not at his party.

My friends, let's show Pee wee what's definitely gonna make us win.

My God!

My last match.

My name's Bella. Nickname...

My name's not Squirrel. It's Pee wee.

My office just pressured me into joining their nighttime bowling league.

My promotion at the grocery store means I'm gonna be working a lot more hours.

My tree house!

Nah, I know him.

Nah, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

National Geographic!

Never ask a wimp to do a lady's job.

Never?

New York City! [chuckles]

Nights.

Nights.

Nights.

No such thing in the heartland, stranger.

No way! He'll go and squeal to the cops.

No, I'm just gonna stay here.

No, keep it.

No, no. We are Amish.

No, these women are

No, they're Ow!

No.

No. What was I looking for?

Nobody will notice or care!

Nope.

Not Joe, not Fairville...

Not that long a drive, Ernie, but thanks.

Now you're in bed?

Now you're stealing their horse and buggy?

Now, I'd like to introduce you to some other guests

Of course not.

Oh, I can't. I gotta watch over the diner.

Oh, I do.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I don't.

Oh, I hear nature calling.

Oh, it's Pee wee. Pee wee Herman. And you are?

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my. [chuckles nervously]

Oh, thank goodness you're here, officers!

Oh, that's the surprise.

Oh, that's wonderful, Brother Pee wee.

Oh, this will be my first visit.

Oh, uh, TBD.

Oh, where did you say it was?

Oh!

Oh! [laughs]

Oh...

Okay, I'll tell everyone that you aren't ready yet.

Okay, I'm ready.

Once upon a time, I won a contest.

One of my top sellers.

One of the area's most popular attractions!

Ooh, dog do.

Ooh, pecan logs.

Ooh, probably.

Ooh!

Ooh! [chuckles]

Ooh! [chuckles]

Ooh! [chuckles]

Ooh! [laughs]

Ooh... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Or Morocco?

Our village is two miles away.

Out of towners.

Owl hunters.

Pam. Thrifty and thoughtful.

Paramedics have just arrived on the scene.

Peace.

Pee wee Herman.

Pee wee Herman. [chuckles]

Pee wee,

Pee wee, can I tell you something?

Pee wee, I gotta say, your French toast is perfection!

Pee wee, meet my daughters.

Pee wee, we need to talk to you about band rehearsal.

Pee wee, we will always have our name.

Pee wee, where are you?

Pee wee, where have you been?

Pee wee!

Pee wee?

Pee wee.

Pee wee.

Pee wee's never gonna make it.

Pee wee's your name, too.

Peggy. Athletic and peppy.

People like us crave fun and excitement.

Physically or mentally.

Pigs in a blanket.

Pimple...

Please welcome Grizzly Bear Daniels!

Please, don't make me wreck Little Connie!

Quiet down, everybody!

Remember me? Linda? I've got blankets.

Reporting live from Central Park, I'm Julie Andrews.

Right over there, that's Dan's Diner, where we met.

Right, and that's how we three met.

Right.

Right.

Rip off.

Rise and shine.

Root Beer Barrels are my favorite!

Root Beer Barrels. A lot of Root Beer Barrels, please.

Rustic.

Ruth, Miriam, Orpah,

Same with your pancakes, Herman. They drive me crazy!

Say...

Scone, French toast, American toast...

Scuba Cop?

See you in five days, brother.

Serenity.

She's great at impressions.

Shh!

Shoot! Heck! Darn!

Shut up, everybody! We know this guy.

Since they decided to live alone, off the grid as a hermit,

Sir?

Sit it.

Slow down, girls. Pee wee'll sit next to me.

So hang on to your dreams and who knows? [chuckles]

So, Abe, Zeke, what do you guys do for fun around here?

So, Brother Pee wee, will you be spending the night here?

So, I guess I'll be...

So, well, who's it gonna be?

Sol.

Solar?

Solaris,

Some of them have traveled half way around the world to be here.

Someone who knows these woods like the back of their weathered hand.

Someone who's lived with nature

Sorry, Marvin, I'm not interested.

Sorry, trick ear. One more time.

Sorry, we are stealing your horse and buggy,

Stick around here...

Stick around here...

Stop it! Shut up! [chuckles]

Stupid Joe. Stupid, stupid Joe.

Stupid.

Sure would be nice to see some sort of sign of civilizat

Sure, Dan. I'll be right here. Where else would I go?

Sure. Three, two, one.

Take the reins.

Tell me, Pee wee, where do you picture yourself on vacation?

Ten minutes ago, I was bawling my eyes out.

Thank you.

Thanks for showing them to me.

Thanks, appreciate that.

Thanks, Mr. Br...

Thanks, you guys.

Thanks.

That explains why you don't travel. [sighs] Hmm...

That is funny!

That's a lot of hairdos ago.

That's because you're stuck in a rut, Pee wee.

That's it! Bingo!

That's it?

That's it? Just nine?

That's right.

That's the only detail of this entire model that doesn't exist...

That's what I like about you, Pee wee. You're normal.

That's where I'm going.

The boy in the well is free!

The Emerald Sharks?

The fact is...

The hair spray that holds Freewheelin' Hair together,

The Monster.

The name's Penny King.

The open road is a smorgasbord of life experience.

The party's in two days.

The party's only been going on for a couple of hours.

The Renegades are breaking up.

The United States of America.

The way I see it, Pee wee Herman,

The way she said waxed. [chuckles]

The woods. In the mountains.

There is only one person that I wanted to show up to my party and he didn't.

There it is. [gasps]

There's a bag of groceries on your roof!

There's not been this much excitement since Yoder's horse learned how to count.

These are the exact type of sharks that Scuba Cop hates the most!

These women are Ow!

These...

They are my prized jewels, Pee wee.

They call me Grizzly Bear Daniels.

They call me Pee wee Herman. [chuckles] Where are we?

They call me Pee wee Herman. Pleased to meet you.

They got a snake in here as big as that bus.

They won't be able to get you out of this well for another two days.

They'll get you out, sport.

They're from an Amish village in...

This bologna and chow chow is worth the price of admission.

This is all happening so fast.

This is for you.

This is one moving violation after another!

This little building is where Fairville's premier music group, the Renega

This metal plate should've been covering the well.

This milkshake is outrageous.

Time for bed.

Tire Repair of Fairville.

To buy a fleet of horses and buggies.

To buy a fleet of horses and buggies.

To honor the deep love between these two soul mates.

To the wedding chapel where my daughter is getting married today.

Tomato soup.

Top five, all time.

Top Secret Disguise Kit?

Touching.

Trespass? [chuckles]

Triple cool.

True Blood?

Turn up the volume, Tugboat!

Two eggs, fried, extra hash browns, side of sausage. Enjoy!

Ugh, I hate snakes.

Uh oh! Too late!

Uh oh.

Uh, hi! What can I get you?

Uh, where should I sit?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... a Root Beer Barrel?

Uh... I...

Uh... Oh, check this one out.

Uh... what?

Unless you object to being in Manhattan in five hours...

Upright and pert,

Venus and Serena are here.

Wait, I thought you lived in the penthouse.

Wait...

Want anything else? I'm feeling generous.

Watch where you're going, maniac!

We can take you into the city on horse and buggy tomorrow morning.

We churn by hand.

We endorse friendship.

We just fed you.

We never introduced ourselves.

We should've been in bed an hour ago.

We take no responsibility for any damage that occurs to you,

We want to move on to other things.

We'll only be gone ten minutes.

We'll take four boxes.

We're out of towners.

Welcome back to life.

Welcome back, Pee wee!

Welcome to my cave.

Welcome to New York.

Welcome to the skies.

Well

Well, all right, Mr. Master Milkshake Maker,

Well, come on.

Well, he's riding in the truck with me.

Well, I'm out on the road. So I could live a little.

Well, it is unusual to be discussing Renegades business at my workplace,

Well, let's go.

Well, listen, I love what you've done with it.

Well, listen, you seem really busy. Let me let you let me run.

Well, Mr. Manganiello, I can't give that information.

Well, then, let's get going.

Well, well, well.

Well, what time is your rehearsal?

Well, yeah.

Well...

What about Pam?

What about you, Wanda? How'd you get involved?

What am I supposed to do with my flutophone?

What am I supposed to move on to?

What are we waiting for?

What are you doing here? I was here first.

What brings you to my farm, Pee wee?

What could possibly be going on out there that I haven't tried already in Fairville?

What do you like to do for fu un?

What do you say we get to my party?

What do you say you and me get a picture of us

What do you say you show me around this little burg of yours?

What do you think, honey?

What do you think, I'm a crazy man living in the woods?

What is it?

What is it? What?

What is this on these gentlemen's plates?

What is this? A travel agency or a millinery?

What is wrong with you guys?

What should I do?

What?

What?

What's his name?

What's so funny?

What's up with you guys? Abe, Ezekiel, you time traveling?

What's wrong, baby?

When he was asked if he needed anything, the boy requested, quote,

Where are they? Hand them over.

Where are you off to?

Where are you, Pee wee?

Where my stupid band used to rehearse before we broke up!

Where we headed?

Where's the food?

Which do you prefer, salted or honey roasted?

Which one of 'em are you thinkin' about marryin'?

Who doesn't like giant hair?

Who's he gotta see, Jimmy?

Who's your decorator? Davy Crockett?

Who's your lucky new son in law?

Whoa, slow down. Hold on there.

Whoa, that's a big apple.

Whoa, whoa! Emily, let me stop you right there.

Whoa!

Why are the cops after us? Are you guys witches?

Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.

Why don't you think about a solo career?

Why don't you?

Why wasn't there something covering the well?

Why would I go anywhere with you?

Will you listen to yourself? You sound like a little baby.

Wise choice!

With no reliance on modern technology.

Would you like to say a few words, Pee wee?

Wow, man!

Wow, this is a whole new world for me.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! I love this scrapple!

Wow! You even have Fairville!

Yahoo! I'm getting married!

Yawn.