Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) Edit

A bike like this is every boy's dream.

A deal's a deal.

A duck!

A long time, we wait.

A new brain?

A scale model of the entire mall!

All right, Jerry. But I have had it!

All right, Kevin?

All right, let's go.

All right, Speck! Put Dottie back on.

All right.

All right. I want to go once again.

And away he goes!

And for $50 I can tell you everything.

And here's something extra.

And Pedro is working on an "adobe."

And then we kill him!

And then we kill him!

And when they finally pulled the driver's body...

Andy and I had a fight after you left.

Andy, for one.

Another photograph! What's missing from this picture?

Are there any questions?

Are you all right?

Are you just browsing today?

Are you the owner?

Aren't we going to see the basement?

Arrivederci, baby!

At this time, I'd like to conclude our tour.

Au revoir.

Because I don't make monkeys, I just train them.

Before you go will you come and watch the sunrise with me?

Break dance!

Brush brush brush. Brush brush brush.

Bus 91, leaving for New York City, now departing.

Busy, doing what?

But I want to give.

But that means the Large Marge I was riding with was...

But what?

Call me "Terry."

Can I do anything?

Can I have my "Mr. T" cereal?

Can you say that with me? Adobe.

Can you think of anyone who'd want to take it?

Can't you remember anything?

Care for a sardine?

Closed.

Come in red?

Come on, Dottie. Let's go.

Come on, Simone. Let's talk about your big "but."

Come on.

Come over here, P.W.

Congratulations, Kevin.

Congratulations, Pee wee!

Corn can be prepared many ways.

Could you wire me a bus ticket? I'll pay you back. Honest.

Déjà vu.

Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?

Did you say Large Marge?

Ditto.

Do I hear someone's stomach growling?

Do we have a deal?

Do we have any Mexican Americans with us today?

Do you ever have a dream like that?

Do you have any proof?

Do you know what stage Kevin Morton is on?

Doesn't it look like I'm ready?! I am always ready!

Don't panic!

Don't worry, Pee wee. I know you'll find your bike.

Don't you mind them. They're just superstitious.

Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?

Dottie, Chuck.

Dottie, when I get back, will you...

Dottie's radical with bikes.

Even a kid can be courteous. I'm going to quit.

Everyone I know has a big "but."

Everyone wanted my bike.

Everyone, gather around.

Evidence.

Exactly! I bought this pen one hour before my bike was stolen.

Excuse me Tina, but could we go straight...

Excuse me.

Exhibit "B"!

Exhibit "C". The horn I was picking up...

Exhibit "D"! Jimmy!

Exhibit "Q"!

Fake blood, or is it?

Fast! Come on! Let's go!

Fire!

For $20 I can tell you a lot of things. For $30 I can tell you more.

Forget the music.

Fruit, please.

Geronimo!

Go on and scream! We're miles from where anyone can hear you!

Go on! Run!

Good bye, Mother Superior.

Good luck. I just know you're going to find your bike.

Good morning, Mr. Breakfast.

Good morning, Mr. Crabtree.

Good morning, Pee wee.

Good morning, Pee wee.

Good morning, Pee wee.

Good morning. I'm here.

Good try, Pee wee.

Good! We can finally start the big meeting.

Great so far, Pee wee. Action packed.

Guess I'll be on my way, then.

Guess what I want?

Guess what. The Alamo was built without a basement.

Hair standing by.

Have a nice day.

Have a nice day.

Have some.

Have you got any message for Room 104? The name is Herman.

He flunked French in high school...

He just won't let up.

He may be going for a new world's record!

He's busy.

He's having his bath.

He's real jealous.

Hello, Dottie? It's me, Pee wee.

Hello, Francis.

Help yourself.

Help, Dad!

Here they are preparing culinary delights of the Southwest.

Here, Speck.

Here. Take the bike with you. Just get rid of it!

Here's your chili dog.

Hi, P.W.

Honest. Listen, I'll prove it.

Hot?! Who's hot? Feels just fine to me! I feel just perfect.

How about a picture of me on it?

How about some music?

How are you ever going to pay a reward like that?

How's the X 1?

Humility.

I always thought that was a dumb law.

I barely touched them!

I beg your pardon?

I bet if he knew how important it is to you, he'd change his mind.

I brought you guys French fries!

I can explain, Mr. Hawthorne.

I can get Chuck to give you a good break on another bike in the shop.

I can't remember when I've felt so cozy down here.

I can't remember.

I can't remember.

I changed my mind. I don't want the bike anymore.

I couldn't hear that last part.

I didn't mean what I said, Dottie. Honest.

I don't have to see it, Dottie.

I don't have to take that from that little...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't need anybody!

I don't need the police and I don't need you!

I don't remember the exact year.

I don't think that's a good idea.

I don't understand.

I don't want another bike!

I don't want that relic. I can have any bike in the world.

I don't want your help!

I forgot.

I forgot.

I got a real bad temper.

I got an idea!

I got some new items you might be interested in.

I got to move on.

I guess I was wrong.

I have been ready since first call! I am ready!

I hope you find your bike.

I invented the X 1. I'm going with you!

I knew the police wouldn't help.

I know you are, but what am I?

I know you are, but what am I?

I know you are, but what am I?

I know you are...

I know you didn't.

I know.

I like you, too.

I love that story.

I mean a dream you dream about all the time...

I meant to do that.

I must get to a phone.

I must steal back the X 1...

I never met a movie star.

I owe everybody a big apology. Especially you.

I parked my bike and when I came back it was gone.

I pity the poor fool who don't eat my cereal!

I remember the Alamo.

I remember the day I took off his training wheels.

I said I always have trouble with good byes.

I say we cruise, dudes.

I say we hang him, then we kill him!

I say we kill him!

I say we let him go.

I say we stomp him!

I say you let me have him first!

I swear I didn't do it.

I swear it wasn't me!

I swear it, I am going to quit!

I think everyone here knows what this is supposed to mean.

I think that you owe Francis an apology.

I think you've worked off that tuna platter and milk shake.

I tried to go through legal channels. But the cops, hah!

I want to know if you'll go someplace with me.

I want to know, if you will do something?

I want to see Francis.

I wanted to look at that cute outfit you have on.

I wouldn't sell it to you, so you stole it!

I wouldn't sell my bike for anything.

I'll be in the bar.

I'll never forget you.

I'll say.

I'm a Ioner, Dottie. A rebel.

I'm a Ioner, Dottie. A rebel.

I'm a Ioner. A rebel!

I'm a little overheated myself.

I'm afraid we can't consider your bike being stolen a police emergency.

I'm all alone.

I'm bad. You don't get mixed up with a guy like me.

I'm going to start a paper route right now.

I'm going to water my lawn.

I'm in the middle of nowhere!

I'm listening to reason.

I'm making my wish come true.

I'm not sure if any of us can see what this is supposed to mean!

I'm off to Paris!

I'm rolling a big doughnut and a snake wearing a vest...

I'm sorry, Francis.

I'm sorry, operator. I can't hear you.

I'm sweating.

I'm trying to use the phone!

I've been waiting for somebody to put it to me like that for so long.

I've just received the two best parents a boy could ever hope for.

I've learned something out here on the road.

I've seen better heads on boils!

If it doesn't turn up, come to the station and fill out a report.

If it wasn't for me, none of this would have happened to you, right?

Imported.

In the basement.

Inez is holding a clay pot that she seems very proud of.

Is Dottie still working on your bike?

Is my horn ready yet?

Is this something you can share with the rest of us?

It can be boiled, shucked, creamed...

It looks like a pen.

It looks like he's going for...

It was ten years ago...

It wasn't my fault.

It's about the other night.

It's cooled down. But I'm heated up.

It's just me. Without my bike!

It's like you're unraveling a cable knit sweater...

It's not for sale, Francis.

It's not so bad.

It's not your decision.

It's off limits!

It's off limits!

It's ready. It should be loud enough for you now.

It's simple.

It's something you just have to experience.

It's somewhere else. Somewhere far away.

Jupiter was aligned with Pluto!

Just a minute!

Just look at him.

Kid! He's just a kid.

Kitty.

Large Marge sent me.

Large Marge, she's...

Let me be honest. Hundreds of bikes are stolen every month.

Let me show you some of the more high tech features.

Let me take your jacket.

Let's enjoy the scenery.

Let's go get some fresh air.

Let's hold all questions until the end of the tour.

Let's see...

Let's take a breather, Dottie.

Life can be so unfair.

Like where?

Like! I like you.

Listen up, everybody! Sit!

Look kid, I like you. I like you a lot.

Look out, Mr. Potato Head!

Look, Dottie, I like you.

Mad dog!

Me again!

Me, too. Come on. Let's get some breakfast.

Merry Christmas!

Morelli is armed and dangerous...

Morning.

Move in an orderly fashion to the front exit.

My bike and me.

My bike means everything to me.

My bike!

My dream is to live in the city of eternal love...

My father says, "Everything is negotiable," Pee wee.

My good friend, Pee wee!

My name's engraved on the back of the seat.

My story. A movie?!

My wallet's gone!

Name's Jack.

New, improved, squirting flower.

Next up is the local favorite, Number 9, Lloyd Fletcher, riding Volcano.

No cards, no checks.

No pushing, no shoving.

No, I want your undivided attention.

No, I'm sure I'd remember this face.

No, I've got it back already.

No, not that kind of dream.

No, nothing right now, Mr. Herman.

No, Rusty.

No, thank you.

No. Your bike.

Nobody hipped me to that dude.

Not exactly.

Not for a hundred, billion, million, trillion dollars.

Now!

Oh, no, I' sorry you can't enter without a pass.

On the air!

On this very night...

One foot Iong!

One soda.

Out!

Out!

P.W. Herman.

Paging Mr. Herman.

Pee wee and I go way back.

Pee wee, can I have your autograph?

Pee wee, I'm on my way to Paris.

Pee wee, listen, if you want my help...

Pee wee, the Buxtons are not thieves.

Pee wee! Over here. Look! Box seats!

Please save your questions until I'm through!

Please say hello to our residents, Pedro and his wife, Inez.

Please, Marion.

Please?

Probably just a dog.

Regular size?

Remember me? Let's go!

Roll!

Rusty, you are an inspiration to us all.

See you in the Promised Land.

See you later, sucker!

Set up a dragnet! Comb the whole area! Hurry!

She carefully detailed it with paint and glaze.

She just dropped me off.

Shrunken head?

Simone, this is your dream. You have to follow it.

Sno cones.

So fork over my money for lifting it for you, Buxton!

So long, Dot.

So the fellow said, "What do you think I have down here, a duck?"

So they don't deserve any reward!

Some night, huh?

Son, are you all right? Can you hear me?

Sort of. I wanted to stock up on some supplies.

Spearmint or fruit?

Stay!

Still want to buy my bike?

Stop that nun!

Stop!

Stop!

Super stink bomb?

Sure is spooky out here.

Tell me where it is before I lose patience with you.

Tell me why I'm here.

Tequila!

Thank you Mother Superior, I want the orphanage to have my bike.

Thanks a lot, dudes.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks, Mr. Hawthorne.

That does it.

That old highway's a calling.

That was some fancy riding. Let's hope Lloyd is okay.

That was the president.

That was the worst accident...

That'll cost you extra.

That's a serious accusation.

That's fantastic!

That's impossible.

That's my bus.

That's my name, don't wear it out.

That's Pee wee Herman. P E E...

That's the best we can do. Come on, let's go.

That's when I decided to take the law into my own hands.

That's why I can't drag you into this.

That's you.

The Alamo.

The Alamo.

The big scene's coming up, guys!

The connection just got really bad.

The customized bicycle was presented to child star, Kevin Morton...

The drive in.

The French say, Au revoir.

The future of the free world is riding on this.

The law!

The law.

The law...

The mainstay of the Alamo diet is corn.

The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back!

The moon was in the Seventh...

The same year that our city was founded by the Spanish expeditionary force...

The X 1 needs to cool down.

Then it's okay if I sit on it. Right, Pee wee?

Then we hang him!

Then we tattoo him!

There are a lot of things about me you don't know anything about.

There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn...

There was this sound...

There's no basement at the Alamo.

There's somebody else who's been worried about you.

There's something else I wanted to ask you about.

These arrows mark the sun's position at the hour of the crime!

They were no help. They gave me the runaround.

Things you shouldn't understand.

Things you wouldn't understand, you couldn't understand.

This box contains over 217 bits and pieces of information.

This boy is a hero.

This boy is under arrest.

This is Bob, Luke, Skinny and Milton. Boys, this is Pee wee!

This is important. I want to ask you something.

This is it.

This is one of my favorite parts of the tour.

This is the bike.

This Mission, the Alamo, named from the Spanish word for cottonwood tree...

This morning, before it was stolen, Francis offer... Francis!

To find my bike!

To find my bike.

Today is my birthday. My father said I can have anything I want.

Too late! Chip!

Upon this battlement, in 1836...

Wait!

Wait! Don't I get a last request?

Wait. Don't hang up. There's something...

Wait. I want to talk to you first.

Warner Brothers thinks your story would make a fantastic movie.

We are now in the kitchen of the Alamo women.

We heard about it on the radio. Right, honey?

We set up his birthday train set all day.

We're looking for an escaped convict.

We're losing time!

We're ready when you are.

We've been here over three hours.

Welcome to the San Antonio Department of Parks and Recreation Alamo tour.

Well, good bye.

Well, is everything straightened out?

Well, my mistake!

Well, sort of.

Well, when will that be?

What did they pay you?

What did you do?

What I want to do now, is I want to do one more, faster paced.

What is going on? Have you lost your mind?!

What is it?

What is this?

What?

What?

What?

What's going on in there?

What's going on?

What's she doing to it?

What's so funny, Pee wee?

When you get back, we can settle up at the drive in.

When you've gone over something again and again...

Where are we going now?

Where can I find Kevin Morton?

Where is it?

Where is it? Let's hear it.

Where is it?! Can you see it? Where is it?!

Where you from?

Where?!

Where's my candy?

Where's the basement?

Where's those headlight glasses?

Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it.

Why don't you make me?

Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.

Why not?

Why not? What's stopping you?

Why? What's the significance? I don't know!

Will you still help me find my bike?

Worst accident I ever seen.

Yes, I understand.

Yes! Is it okay?

Yes. That's me. They call me Chuck.

You all have been one of the greatest groups I have ever worked with.

You be good.

You can help me. Come on!

You can't just wish and hope for something to come true.

You do believe me, don't you, Dad?

You don't want it because you have it!

You don't want to get mixed up with me.

You get to lift weights, watch TV, write up appeals...

You get used to it.

You got cash?

You have a nice day.

You have to make it happen.

You know those "Do not remove under penalty of law" labels on mattresses?

You know what I'd do?

You know, I would love to...

You missed it by five minutes.

You rode past my house, and I ran out to tell you how much I liked it.

You said a mouthful.

You sold a lot of magazine subscriptions to earn that bike.

You want to wear a wet jacket, it's all right with Madam Ruby.

You'll be sorry, Pee wee Herman.

You'll get there, Simone.

You're here because you...

You're new to this turf. We don't like strangers!

You're saying you can't do anything.

You're telling me?!

You're the best bike in the whole world.

He's a thief! He stole my bike! You liar!

I know you are, but what am I? Infinity!

I'll go with you. No, it's too dangerous.

I'm not, you are. You are.

Knock it off! Knock it off!

Shut up! Make me.

Some sort of problem? Not at all.

The name's Mickey. I'm Pee wee.

What's up, man? How's it going?

Would you mind stepping out of the car. No, not at all, officer.

You're a nerd. I know you are, but what am I?

You're an idiot. I know you are, but what am I?

You're crazy. I know you are, but what am I?

...a bicycle.

...a new San Antonio record!

...all of which I will tell you about right now.

...and again and again...

...and it keeps you going, dreaming about it...

...and knitting and knitting...

...and thinks that everything there is set up to make him look dumb.

...at Chuck's...

...at Warner Brothers Studios in Hollywood, California.

...but what am I?

...certain questions get answered. Others spring up!

...dropped off the Empire State Building.

...except how can I when she's so late on her cues?

...from the twisted, burning wreck...

...her ghost.

...hoping it will come true.

...I ever seen.

...I have to talk to you about.

...I saw the worst accident I ever seen.

...I'm sure our listeners will be out looking.

...in a dense fog just like this...

...including such heroes as Davy Crockett, Bill Travis, Jim Bowie...

...it looked like this!

...like a garbage truck...

...like I have...

...on a night just like tonight.

...on the site of an Indian burial mound.

...on this the same stretch of road...

...or in this case dried.

...Paris, France.

...take long showers, lift weights.

...ten years ago...

...that someone keeps knitting...

...tortillas.

...two hundred Texas volunteers...

...want something.

...was established in the year 1718.

...what Madam Ruby sees.

...when my bike was actually stolen.

"Deep in the heart of Texas."

"Flies in the buttermilk, Shoo, fly, shoo.

"Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care."

"She'll be wearing pink pajamas when she comes.

"She'll be wearing pink pajamas.

"Skip to my Lou, my darling."

"The stars at night Are big and bright...

"The sun so hot I froze to death, Susannah, don't you cry."

"We'll all go out to meet her when she comes."

"X" marks the scene of the crime.