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Home > The Toxic Avenger (1985)
The Toxic Avenger (1985)

The Toxic Avenger (1985)

The Toxic Avenger is a cult-classic superhero-comedy film released in 1985. Directed by Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman, it tells the story of Melvin, a nerdy janitor who transforms into a mutated, crime-fighting monster after being tossed into a vat of toxic waste. The film hilariously parodies the superhero genre with over-the-top gore and outrageous humor. The cast includes Mark Torgl as Melvin, aka the Toxic Avenger, and Andree Maranda as his love interest, Sarah. The movie gained a significant cult following due to its unconventional blend of dark comedy, splatter effects, and social satire. If you want to experience the infectious madness of The Toxic Avenger, you can play and download the iconic sounds from its memorable soundtrack here.

A hero!
A lot of good things coming too you in the future.
A pair of knuckles.
A rash? You mean acne?
Aah! I'm gonna kick that freak's mouth in!
Aah! She's stressing me, Slug! Julie is stressing me, Slug!
Achoo!
Ah, can you tell me, sir,
Ah, what?
Ah! How dare you talk to me, you twerp!
All day babbling about some seven foot monster.
All that beautiful blood!
All we're going to find is a bunch of mosquitoes biting my fuckin' asshole!
Alright, already. Alright. Will you chill out?
Alright, everybody!
Alright, I'll do it myself!
Alright.
Also a member of the PTA. She had two fine sons.
And afterward we can take a cool dip.
And be careful out there.
And everyday I go out and I mash people.
And faster and faster.
And he's got a bimbo with him!
And I want you to do me a favor. Kill that bastard for me! You got it?
And keep me as a hostage, huh?
And last but not least, yours truly Frank.
And sensitive and kind.
And she had a police record a mile long.
And she had a police record a mile long.
And she's wearing a bikini! Wow!
And the bitch got a dog.
And the jail's are becoming overcrowded.
And the next time you're in danger or in need to help,
And then of nowhere comes this thing, this monster,
And they never know what hit 'em.
And up! Up! Up! Up!
And you can tell all your scum friends that things
Are going to change in this town!
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you sure she is blind, Frank?
As I've said, he's conducting a massive search
Aw, I didn't mean it.
Baaa.
Because if we don't kill him, he's going to kill us.
Because it took the three guys and threw them away.
Ben who!?
Boom! You should've seen it! His teeth was everywhere!
Boss says if he doesn't want to cooperate,
Boys like you here in the neighborhood.
Boys! Boys! Help!
Bozo, it's okay. It's okay. Hey, guys, come here.
But for all this industrial advancement, there is a price to pay.
But I don't know quite how to tell him.
But Puerto Ricans, they're worth thirty points.
But remember,
But us, little guys, are just not qualified to make these decisions.
But why would the mayor want to destroy something
But, Mr Mayor, you don't understand!
By the monster, I would have to answer your question. Ja.
Bye.
Can handle the situation in Tromaville?
Captain, have your men fire!
Capture it? Well, I was thinking the very same thing.
Capture, my ass!
Chief, it was unbelievable. It had an eye up over here,
Chief, look. Our monster made a little bit of a mistake.
Chief, what have you got?
Civilization is guided by men of progress and the wonders of technology.
Clancy, you will do as you're told or you'll find yourself
Come in, don't be shy.
Come on, boys.
Come on, let's go tell the chief! I'm going to get me a medal for this!
Come on, now. Come on!
Come on. Come on! Come on!
Compliments of me, Cigar Face!
Could you take me out of here, please?
Did you see her face when I punched her?
Do exactly what I do.
Do it, Melvin, do it!
Do it?
Do you like Mexican food, little baby?
Do you think I look inconspicuous enough?
Do you think you can get them out?
Don't hurt me! I'm too young to die!
Don't shoot him! Don't shoot!
Don't worry. Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
Don't you think you're being a bit hasty?
Drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out!
Dumb mop boy can't even mop right.
Easy, guy.
Entire being was changed by toxic chemical waste.
Every year, millions of gallons of poisonous wastes,
Everybody's had acne at one time or another.
Everyone says he's an honest cop.
Everyone that know her, loved her.
Everything is wrong.
Ew! P U! What's that stink?
Exactly where did it happen?
Fat! Fat!
Fine, just fine.
Fine, thank you.
Fine, we'll move in and wipe him out.
Fire!
Fire!
For the monster right now.
For your information, everyone knows Monster Prefer Blondes!
From the Garden State State Cerebral Reflex Research Center.
From the ladies and gentlemen of the press.
From traces that have been found on the scenes
Full points, my man!
Garbage, and radioactive chemicals are disposed of in nearby towns
Gary! Gary!
Gary?
Gee, that's funny. I don't smell nothing.
Gentlemen, I think we have a deal.
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get back! Get back! Step off! Get back!
Get him Nipples, yeah!
Get him!
Get out of here, you pervert!
Girls' locker room?
Give it to me! Give it to me! More! More!
Give me that! Gibe me that!
God, my arms! Ow! Ow!
Going up?
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
Good.
Good. It's a date. See you then.
Got to go to church.
Great!
Great! Let's say 7 o'clock.
Great! What is it?
Gruesome, huh?
Ha ha!
Harry! What have you done to my dog?
Have developed a very basic instinct which draws him,
Have I got a plan to fix that mop boys wagon.
Have we gotten anything out of him yet?
Have you ever met my mother in law?
He is stressing me, Julie!
He is stressing me!
He must still be in shock. All he does is sit around
He said the place is ours until tomorrow morning.
He saved my life! He doesn't deserve to die!
He took his best girl out last night and he came home
He's always got that shit eating grin on his face.
He's definitely a menace, Miss Fink. Right now there's a massive
He's never hurt anybody!
He's so immature.
He's so stupid!
He's still moving, no way you get full points.
He's still there, swerve it again! Swerve it again!
Heel. Come on.
Hello, Mr. Governor, how are you, sir?
Help me! Oh, please open up! Help me!
Help, boys! Help!
Help! Help!
Help! Help! Help! Help!
Here to better living through chemistry.
Here, among the towering skysc****rs,
Here.
Hey Joey, you remember that dope we were snorting last week?
Hey, don't worry, I won't hurt you. Come on, I'll help you up.
Hey, don't worry, I won't hurt you. Come on, I'll help you up.
Hey, Frank, teeny boppers!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's alright. I'm not going to hurt you.
Hey, how would you like to be behind the wheel
Hey, I got a great idea.
Hey, I just came to apologize. Yes, I didn't mean to be so nasty yesterday.
Hey, I know. Would you like me to tell your fortune?
Hey, knucklehead! How about some nice young poontang, huh?
Hey, Leroy, you know I always did want to cornhole me a blind bitch.
Hey, look, pal, why don't you just let everyone go
Hey, stop that! My boyfriend won't like that!
Hey, the boss'll have our asses.
Hey, this one's cute, Frank.
Hey, Tom.
Hey, wait a minute. I think this bitch is blind.
Hey, what are you doing, blondie?
Hey, what are you doing? Don't do that!
Hey, who do you think you're pushing?
Hey, why don't you leave her alone?
Hey, you know. I think you ought to work a little bit on your gut.
Hey, you! In the alley!
Hi, can we help?
Hi, guys. Well, Melvin fell for it. Hook line and sinker.
Hi, Melvin.
Hmm. Let me see. You're going to have
Hold on a second, I think I see something.
Holy cow! We can't let him die!
Holy shit!
Holy shit! It's the monster!
Holy shit! Why didn't you say so.
Honest cops are all alike! A bunch of fuckin' fagots!
How are the boys?
How dare you discuss my son's life or death like this.
How much is a kid on a bicycle?
Huh?
Huh?
I beat that old lady like a dog!
I bet you're very strong.
I can't get him off the car, Slug! I can't get him off!
I can't take it! I cannot take this, Slug!
I can't take it. I cannot take it Julie. He is screwing up my karma!
I can't talk about here with all these people around.
I didn't do anything to the dog, but listen...
I didn't mean it!
I don't either.
I don't got no fat! There's no fat here. I don't got no f...
I don't know what came over me.
I don't know what it was but, but God bless him, 'cause he saved my life.
I don't know what they are.
I don't like the way this is going sargent.
I don't think its safe for you to be around me.
I don't think old Clancy will take the money.
I got todayfs receipts from the drug division. Ha ha!
I gotta drive, Slug! I gotta drive!
I hate that mop boy.
I have my pink on.