Fantastic Mr Fox (2009) Edit

A beaker of Bean's finest secret cider.

A few beagles, as we discussed, but we're ready for that.

A lot of good animals are probably gonna die...

A Titanium Card?

About a handsome little fox, Let me sing you folks a yarn.

Across the valley lived three yokels Name of Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.

Actually, we should just go.

Actually, when he spoke to me from the hospital, he said...

Ah, right. Of course. He's very clever, isn't he?

All these wasted years.

Alright, Ash, you get these little kids organized

Alright, take three.

Alright!

Alright! Let's start planning! Who knows shorthand?

Alright! Let's try it!

Alright. Let's hit the five and dime on the way home!

Alright. We got two circles.

Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?

Am I getting better, Coach?

Am I still paranoid?

An estimated, a hundred and eight snipers are...

And as far as I can reckon They're a setting up there still.

And don't wear it around the house.

And I believed you. Why? Why did you lie to me?

And I think they're on their way home!

And if they aren't completely knocked out and dazzled,

And keep your mouth shut about any cider, because no one ever said that.

And letting me make it up to you for getting us into this crazy whatever it is.

And not much of it.

And now there’s only one way out.

And they close early on weekends.

And why are you wearing that fake bandit hat!?

And, second... listen, I'm not going to justify this to you.

And, second... listen, I'm not going to justify this to you.

Another book party?

Any fox problems?

Anyway, her eyes don't see well.

Anyway, I think it may very well be all the beautiful differences among us

Anyway, the views are better above ground.

Apple juice. Apple juice flood.

Are you gonna...?

Are you listening to me? I look into your eyes...

Are you scared of wolves?

Aren't there any pines on the market this side of the river?

Around these parts, we don't take kindly to cider poachers.

Ash, come out! You need a breather.

Ash, I know what it's like to feel...

Ash, I'm so glad he was you.

Ash, that was pure, wild animal craziness.

Ash!?

At this point we'll be lucky if we can flip this tree for...

Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners,

Beagle ticks and pelt lice.

Beagles aren't so tough.

Beagles love blueberries! Didn't I tell you?

Bean security, what? Why you're wearing that badge?

Because at that point we didn't know.

Because I don't like to be dishonest with people!

Because I'm little.

Because I've had it up to... here! With the sad house guest routine.

Because you don't listen to anybody.

Before we go any further, from now on can you give me some kind of signal...

Before we go any further, from now on can you give me some kind of signal...

Begin.

Besides you're too little and uncoordinated.

Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.

Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.

Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.

Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.

Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.

Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.

Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.

Boggis, how many men, did you got working on your farm?

But I shouldn't have married you.

But I'm gonna say something, anyway, which nobody wants to admit,

But I've already figured out where this fox lives,

But that stylish little fox Was as clever as a whip.

But the bridle path puts us out right next to the squab shack.

But the scenic route is so much prettier.

But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?

But we stand on the scene, watching closely,

But you're nocturnal, Phil.

But, in the end he's just another dead rat...

But, one day, something will.

But, pines are pretty hard to come by in your price range.

But... it won't happen again.

By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight.

Can I have a glass of water?

Can we drop it?

Can you believe that? How did he get tipped off?

Can you give me a karate lesson real quick?

Canis lupus!

Cider.

Coach, we don't have whack bat where I'm from. What're the rules?

Come on over. This is... Uh, I'm gonna call you back.

Come on, man! Come on!

Come on, now! Look alive! Attaboy!

Come on!

Come on! That doesn't sound anything like him!

Comme ci, comme ca.

Contact!

Contact!

Cordially, Mr. Fox.

Correct me if am misreading the data,

Crisp up those ducks. Aye, drag those chickens.

Da... Dad's on fire.

Dad's study is occupied by Dad.

Darling, maybe they'll let everyone else live.

Dear Farmers Boggis, Bunce, and Bean,

Did I ever tell you about the time I learned we were gonna have a cub?

Did you bring the boy?

Did... Did you chop it?

Do another toast, Dad.

Do you mind if I slide my bedroll slightly out from under the train set?

Do you refer to my wife?

Do you smell something? Is that... freon?

Do you still feel poor?

Do you think I'm an athlete?

Does anybody actually read my column?

Does anybody know what this badger's talking about?

Does that sound like anything to anybody?

Don't buy this tree, Foxy.

Don't try to be a superman here.

Don't turn around. What?

Don't worry. I've been stealing birds for a living since...

Don't... don't peel away the bark.

Doodle dum, diddle die, doddle diddle doodle dee!

Doodle dum, Doodle dum

Double pneumonia isn't even really that big of a deal, is it?

Drop everything and assemble all hundred and eight members...

Dug as quick as a gopher Who was a hyper ack a tive.

Enough to tranquilize a gorilla.

Excuse me, everyone. I'm gonna go meditate for half an hour.

Excuse me! Excuse me?

Excuse me! Excuse me?

Farmer, thank you.

Finally, at the end you count up however many score downs

Follow me again!

Follow me.

For Action Twelve, this is Dan Peabody.

For immediate delivery.

Foxes traditionally like to court danger, hunt prey,

Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer.

Gentlemen, this time we must dig in a very special direction.

Get enough to share with everybody, and remember...

Get out of here, Agnes. I need to have a private word with Kristofferson.

Give me a minute.

Give me that shoelace.

Give me that.

Give me that.

Go ahead.

Go back to bed.

Go back to the tree and do your homework!

Go!

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Good jump, Ash!

Good. Fabulous! Microtus Pennsylvanicus!

Good. Here we go. A little bit more. A little bit more.

Good. You made it.

Goodbye.

Got it.

Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra! You got some dry paper?

Great. She's a free agent. What do I care?

Half the woods have been obliterated. Nobody can get out.

Have a good day, my darlings!

He doesn't seem to know.

He eats three chickens every day for breakfast, lunch, supper, and dessert.

He gave me some pills.

He gets a bandit hat! He just got here and he got a bandit hat!

He invented his own species of each.

He lives on a liquid diet of strong, alcoholic cider...

He really is your father's nephew, isn't he?

He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros.

He's approximately the size of a pot bellied dwarf,

He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip...

He's gonna do it!

He's slightly younger, but he's a cuss of a lot bigger.

He's too short. He dresses like a girl. He's...

He's wearing it.

Here comes the low stone wall. Not a problem.

Here we go.

Here you are, Rat.

Here, listen to this.

Here, put these bandit hats on.

Here, put this bandit hat on.

Here, put this bandit hat on.

Here, put this bandit hat on.

Hey, diddle dee, doddle do, doodle dum!

Hey, hold on.

Hey, look! There's a whole, enormous, glorious,

Hey, they say you're a natural. True or false?

Hey, what's the master escape plan?

Hi. Hi.

Him, especially.

His ears were cold. He's not with us.

His food is home made doughnuts...

His only security is a few old hunting beagles and a low stone wall.

Hm, yes, I know.

Honey, I'm seven non fox years old now.

Hot box!

Hot box! Divide that by nine, please!

How long can a fox go without food or water?

How long is Kristofferson supposed to stay with us?

How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?

How the cuss did you qualify for this?

How was that?

How's that grab you, fellas?

How's your old lady doing?

How've you been, Walter? In good health, I trust?

Huh? It's for... It's for pep.

I also see a room full of wild animals.

I can fight my own fights.

I can fit through there. Hm?

I can imagine how painful, even just emotionally, that must be for you.

I can see the resemblance.

I did say it! I wrote it on your paw!

I didn't get a job yet or a Latin name. What's my strength?

I don't feel good about myself.

I don't feel safe. That's because we're not.

I don't have any signal, but I've got a problem.

I don't have beagle ticks, by the way.

I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal.

I don't know your Latin name.

I don't know, but I have a possible theory.

I don't know, but you did the same thing.

I don't know. It's just a thought. Thank you for listening.

I don't know. Two, I guess.

I don't think he speaks English or Latin.

I don't trust this guy. Anyway, set up the ambush.

I don't want to be put in the middle of this.

I don't want to live in a hole anymore,

I don't want to live in a hole anymore. It makes me feel poor.

I don't. Nor pelt lice.

I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it.

I feel like there's a tenderness in your eyes, isn't there?

I got to interview the marshall and see what's...

I got to kind of feel out the vibe.

I guess my point is...

I guess now that Kristofferson's dad's already down to single pneumonia...

I guess we always were.

I guess we do have these three ugly farmers to thank for one thing:

I had no idea how we were gonna get out of this jam, and...

I have a different kind of teeth from you! I'm an opossum!

I have a phobia of wolves!

I have no alternative but to agree to your terms.

I just got the call. They said maybe it's arson?

I just intercepted a high frequency radio signal with the can.

I kept wondering: who is this little boy gonna be?

I like walking.

I like your ears. Mine?

I love the way you handled that.

I mean, certainly, she lived. We all did.

I mean, his dad's got one foot in the grave and three feet on a banana peel.

I must say, I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure...

I never said that, and you're misquoting me...

I pay my bills on time. I've always had good credit.

I picked it up at the Five and Dime last night on my way back...

I picked some blueberries, and laced each one...

I promise you, if I had all this to do over again,

I see, two terrific lawyers, a skilled pediatrician,

I shouldn't have fallen off the wagon...

I shouldn't have lied to your face.

I shouldn't have pushed these farmers so far and tried to embarrass them

I spit. I wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

I spotted a couple of broken burglar bars...

I still feel good, Coach! Let me finish this eighth!

I sure as cuss hope so.

I think foxes from your side of the family take unnecessary risks.

I think he eats soap.

I think it means janitors.

I think it's a fox trap!

I think it's time for me to give us a pep talk and explain some things.

I think she might have astigmatism.

I think we're both glowing.

I thought he said: never look a beagle in the eye.

I thought you said we were only doing one last big job.

I told you not to bring him.

I told you. You probably just ate some bad gristle.

I try.

I understand if you are, and I'm sorry.

I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable,

I used to cover them up. But, you know...

I used to do this professionally, and I was very successful at it.

I used to steal birds, but now I'm a newspaper man.

I wanna go with you, too. I wanna fight.

I want you to be extra nice to him

I weigh less than a slice of bread.

I will hand myself over to you in exchange for the boy's safe return.

I won't be able to sleep on my back for six weeks...

I wouldn't have ever involved your cousin if I realized you would feel this way.

I'd probably hang it over the mantelpiece.

I'd probably say something I shoudn't. I'll say something to her in a minute.

I'd say, a hundred and eight altogether.

I'll just, uh, I'll crawl under the book case.

I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter.

I'm bringing you in as my secretary and personal assistant.

I'm gonna be tailless for the rest of my life.

I'm gonna crack open this trap door...

I'm gonna find him, I'm gonna bring him back.

I'm gonna put dirt in my ears.

I'm gonna say it again. Aware.

I'm gonna start over.

I'm here!

I'm his son.

I'm just...

I'm not different, am I?

I'm not leaving here without that neck tie.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm pregnant again.

I'm sick of your double talk. We have rights!

I'm sugar coating it, man! This is Boggis, Bunce, and Bean!

I'm supposed to cover this book party at some animal's nest

I'm taping this.

I'm the greatest... the quote unquote fantastic Mr. Fox.

I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself.

I've got a fox on a motorcycle with a littler fox and, uh...

I've got an idea.

I've got it! There's not a moment to lose!

I've heard about this beagle.

If I had a crystal ball, I'd predict a fairly grisly outcome to the situation.

If what I think is happening is happening...

If you collected them, if that was your hobby?

If you ever want to see him alive again...

In a way, I'm almost glad that flood interrupted us,

In fact, Rabbit's ex girlfriend just said to me last week,

In summation, I think you just got to not do it, man.

In the end, we all die...

Is it spring loaded?

Is that all you've got, Mr. Fox?

Is your name Spitz? That's German, isn't it?

It burns in your throat, boils in your stomach,

It was a different time. Let's not use a double standard.

It was a splendid little feller, Full of wit 'n' grace 'n' charm.

It'll grow back, won't it? Tails don't grow back.

It's amateur night in Dixie!

It's because, you, you... you think I'm no good at anything!

It's Bunce tonight! He's got a refrigerated smokehouse with

It's good for morale.

It's got a Boggis Farms tag around its ankle.

It's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position.

It's like a pigeon, I suppose.

It's me. I'm rescuing you.

It's my job.

It's not exactly an evergreen, is it?

It's not over the mantelpiece...

It's not your fault... it's mine.

It's nothing. It's just some old trophy I won for being an athlete.

It's so good of you to come. Lovely to see you.

It's stupendous. Where's us?

It's unclear, whether the...

Just another batch. Help that other guy over there.

Just on the other side of this mineral deposit.

Just pay attention and stop interrupting me.

Just... just making up one as I went along, really.

Kill him!

Kill him!

Kristofferson, I'm sorry.

Kristofferson?

Kristofferson?

Kristofferson? Ash!?

Kristofferson? Hello?

Kristofferson? Kristofferson!

Kylie, is he telling the truth?

Kylie, you got a credit card? Sure.

Kylie! What'd I tell you? I'm showing the property.

Kylie? Kylie!

Lesser.

Let me call you back, Petey.

Let me take a little tick now To color in the scene,

Let me tell it, okay?

Let see some hustle!

Let's do a head count! Everybody pick a buddy!

Let's eat!

Let's just keep them separate. Hold it right there.

Let's just that bottom structure resettled in.

Let's review the principle of ... techniques:

Let's see, now. Where does this lead?

Let's take the short cut.

Lift with legs not with your back. Flip it sideways.

Like melted gold.

Listen to me, I just had a brainstorm for something...

Listen, you're Kylie. You're an unbelievably nice guy.

Look at Dad's tie.

Look at each other. Here we are. Wow!

Look at you, girl!

Look, Ash, we may or may not ever see the light of day again,

Lower your voice, Ash.

Magnesium.

Many local animals, who'd appear to be trapped underground,

Master Plan. Phase one. Side A.

May I ask what you do for a living, Mr. Fox?

Maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time.

Maybe if I hand myself over and let them kill me,

Maybe it's the lighting.

Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail.

Maybe you're a medium. Take it off for a min.

Me? Me, have an apology?

Meaning stop rocking.

Mole! Talpa Europea! What do you got?

Mr. Fox, we have your son.

Must've escaped from there before I bought it.

My darlings?

My entire flint mine just got demolished.

My father and I first started practicing meditation together when I was...

My father died at seven and a half.

Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer.

Nathan? All is well? Wonderful.

Never look a beagle directly in the eye.

Nice job covering for me. Next time, you...

No, come on. Step out. Step out. Let's go.

No, I mean, I’m sorry about...

No, it just falls straight right down...

No, thanks.

No, two's plenty.

No, we mostly just run grass sprints or play acorns.

No, you don't wanna have to compare yourself to that.

Not by blood.

Not to me. I'd prefer to be an athlete.

Now a word about beagles...

Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.

Now I've already had too much to drink, and I'm feeling sentimental,

Now these three crazy jackies had our hero on the run

Now those three farmers sit It where there's a hole, it was once a hill.

Now! This is the tricky part.

Obviously, it's first growth, indigenous.

Of course, not.

Oh, but Foxy, how humiliating! Having your whole tail blown clean off...

Oh, hey, Mr. Fox.

Oh, I'm as careful as a...

Oh, my cuss. Is she blind?

Oh, my God! That was crazy! I can't believe what just happened in there.

Oh, no.

Oh, nothing? Never mind.

Oh, really? Well, now's the time to buy.

Oh, right, but then why did they sign their names?

Oh, sure. I've seen your by line.

Oh, why did you have to get us into this, Foxy?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you mean from before.

Okay, chief. Here we go.

Okay!

Okay.

Okay. Let's see.

Okay. Stand like this.

One bite, get it?

One fat, one short, one lean.

One fat, one short, one lean.

One fat, one short, one lean.

One fat, one short, one lean.

One fat, one short, one lean.

One fat, one short, one lean.

One fat, one short, one lean.

One fat, one short, one lean.

One Mighty Max, one Junior Spitfire, and a long range Tornado 375 Turbo.

One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now.

One of us got to jump that barbed wire,

One, two, three.

Only because they got the guts in their blood...

Or possibly a cataract of some form.

Original dirt floor, good bark, skipping stone hearth... as you can see.

Pep? It's a K.

Perhaps we ought to kill him.

Personally, I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock.

Petey, listen.

Petey!

Petey! Bring us a ladder, please.

Pipette.

Plus moving into the most dangerous neighborhood in the country

Plus, he knows karate.

Plus, we already knew who they were because they're trying to kill us.

Position yourself on the balls of your feet. Close your eyes.

Potassium tri... What are you looking at?

Predictable? Really? What happens in the end!?

Probably the most successful in the world.

Quick!

Really? Tell me about them.

Really? You think I'd end up being as good as my dad if I keep practicing?

Red, it's Franklin Bean!

Redemption? Sure.

Remember to keep your tail tucked!

Remember, it's the pull back that matters.

Remember: they aren't very smart, but they're incredibly paranoid

Right now my wife's huddled at the bottom of the flint mine...

Right, keep telling it.

Right. Good. In fact... what's that smell?

Right. I'm grumpy.

Run down to the rentals department over at Malloy Consolidated...

Say the idea!

Say, zippy zee, yappy yo, google gum!

Scared, no! I have a phobia of them!

Shot the tail off the cuss With a fox shooting gun.

Should we go through the hole under the horse fence...

Shut up.

Singing, zippy zee, yappy yo,

Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed.

Slow them down just a little bit, we're a little ahead.

So I don't break your nose when I kick it.

So let's raise our boxes.

So we dug. And the whole time I put paw over paw,

Some memoir. I'll get him to sign you a copy.

Something with cider. That was dangerous.

Stand back.

Stand by!

Stand clear, please. Stand clear, everyone.

Starting in, shall we say, fifteen minutes.

Still painting thunderstorms, I see.

Substitution!

Supposedly, it's just a twenty four hour bug.

Synchronize your clocks. The time is now nine forty five a. m.

Tails don't grow back.

Thank you for the minnow. It was superb.

Thank you, farmers.

Thank you.

Thanks, Kylie.

That could mean maybe this fence might be electric.

That just might give us the tiniest glimmer of a chance of saving my nephew

That kid's like a professional, Olympic level...

That means I didn't understand what you just said.

That was close, Rat. Be careful.

That's a lot worse than...

That's all.

That's alright, too.

That's good.

That's just genetics, I guess. Ash has a littler body type.

That's just weak song writing!

That's not soap.

That's so grisly! There's blood and everything!

That's twelve in total, per diem.

That's what I'm saying! You'd be dead, too, in that scenario!

The apology you owed me which you never actually said.

The boy is locked in an apple crate on top of a gunlocker...

The center tagger lights the pine cone and chucks it over the basket,

The cuss you are!

The master plan's working again!

The necktie.

The pull back generates the force of the impact.

Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out,

There's a lot of attitudes going on around here.

There's no whack bat on the other side of the river!?

There's only one way out of this sewer, but the manhole cover's closed,

These farmers aren't gonna quit until they catch me.

These horrible crooks, so different in looks,

These horrible crooks, so different in looks,

These horrible crooks, so different in looks,

These horrible crooks, so different in looks,

These horrible crooks, so different in looks,

These horrible crooks, so different in looks,

These three, in this reporter's opinion, obsessed farmers...

They are still warm.

They got the boy.

They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum.

They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month...

They say our tree may never grow back.

They took everything?

They want to trade the son for his poppa.

This is actually kind of a big deal, so don't just say, OK!

This is gonna be a total cluster cuss for everybody.

This is Kylie. He's the super. He's a little...

This is some of the strongest, finest alcoholic cider money can buy...

This kid's a natural! I'm speechless, Kristofferson!

This story is too predictable.

Three of the meanest, nastiest, ugliest farmers in the history of this valley!

Throw me the shoelace, please.

To our...

To protect their identities.

Trash!

Try to be careful, you guys.

Turn around, get the cuss back here,

Twenty eight pinecones fired! Twenty two targets hit.

Wake up! Everybody! They're digging us out!

Watch this, Dad!

Watch this.

Watch this.

Watch your step.

We all are.

We are poor... but we're happy.

We are, but it's... not done yet. It's a triple header.

We beat them.

We beat those farmers, and now we're triumphantly eating

We didn't come here for apple juice.

We got the tail, but we missed the fox.

We got the yellow circle and the green circle.

We need to bring about two percent more in.

We need to make some fake price tags and wrap these chickens in wax paper

We should have stayed out of it.

We took everything.

We were in the middle of a meditation practice.

We'd better extinguish this magnesium.

We'll start with Boggis's Chicken House. Number one.

We're going steady.

We're gonna have a cub.

We're gonna make a bed for him in your room.

We're gonna steal back my dad's tail.

We're not gonna let him go.

We're not taking a vote!

We're replacing it with a go for broke rescue mission.

We're wild animals.

We've been digging in circles for three days.

We’re gonna starve them out and then kill them.

Well, anyway, it's not half as bad as double pneumonia, right?

Well, Dan, I can tell you what we're not going to do.

Well, he stole, and he cheated, And he lied to survive.

Well, I can only answer as an opossum,

Well, I didn't do.

Well, I guess the horse fence would be a little safer.

Well, I guess we should, uh...

Well, I have a thing about thunder!

Well, I just hope it doesn't mean thunder. Because I have a phobia of that.

Well, in a sense, we've only made matters worse.

Well, it took a near catastrophe for all of you to finally...

Well, it's real simple:

Well, like any little critter needing Vittels for his littl'uns.

Well, maybe you're right! Thanks!

Well, we're in a hole.

Well, well...

Well, when... Oh, my God!

Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse.

What am I hearing again, baby? What's happening?

What are we looking at? It's just his tonsils. They're little swelled.

What are you doing here?

What are you singing, Petey?

What do you mean? That's my trademark.

What is it?

What just happened?

What the cuss is he burning?

What the cuss? Where'd this giant fence come from?

What this?

What were you looking for, Rat?

What will you three prominent farmers do now?

What? I'm out! What?

What? What? What's that?

What'd I tell you? This kid's a natural, am I right?

What're you wearing?

What's in the bucket, Mr. Kylie?

What's that stand for?

What's that white stuff around his mouth?

What's that?

What's that? Help!

What's that? What what?

What's that? What?

What's the sub text here? Is he praying?

What's this thing you do? The whistle with the clicking sound.

What's wrong? You're acting all skittish.

When I look down this table with the exquisite feast set before us,

Where are the apples? Stiil out? You still have them raw?

Where are we? Where are we? Where are we? What?

Where did he come from?

Where did you come from?

Where did you that nutmeg ginger apple snap?

Where the cuss does that kid get off?

Where'd you get this chicken?

Where's he gonna sleep?

Where's my bandit hat? Why didn't I get shot at?

Which means we're permanently stuck down here.

While we were caged inside that fox trap, that if we survived

Who am I, and how can a fox ever be happy without a, uh...

Who am I, Kylie?

Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?

Who knows? I tend to doubt it.

Whoa! Me, neither. Whoever said we've beagle...

Why a cape with the pants tucked into your socks?

Why don't we go around that way? There's no obstacles.

Why not a horse or a beetle or a bald eagle?

Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?

Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?

Why?

Why?

Why'd they write this in letters cut out of magazines?

Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich?

Wild and foot loose and...

Wild animals each with his own strengths and weaknesses due to his or her species.

Wild animals with scientific sounding Latin names...

Wild animals with true natures and pure talents.

Wish him luck, boys.

With no food, no water, and twenty seven starving animal brats!

With your legs twisted into a pretzel talking to yourself...

Woah! I didn't see you, sitting in the dark over there.

Wolf? What wolf?

Wolf? What's with all the wolf talk? Can we give it a rest, for once?

Would you have told me if I didn't kill you first?

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! Wow! Look at that!

Wrap this wet, little mutt in a newspaper...

Yeah, but back in the old days,

Yeah, but I don't think he should come with us, either.

Yeah, but I think I've some of the same raw natural talent, don't you?

Yeah, I'm just gonna chop this thing right off.

Yeah, it's really good. Sweet and nice.

Yeah, it's written...

Yeah, that's better. I can't hear you now but keep talking.

Yeah! That's the first time this kid's ever swung a whack bat?

Yeah? Well, first of all, one of these beagles has chronic rabies,

Yeah. Right. Okay!

Yeah. That's better.

Yeah. Well, let's see. Why not?

Yeah... yeah, I guess if you come from over there,

Yes, he did.

Yes, I'm right.

Yes. Here it is. This is the tree.

You drank three yesterday, though.

You know who could do this part easily is Kristofferson.

You know, one time this wolf I saw...

You really are kind of a quote unquote fantastic fox.

You say one thing, she says another, and it all changes back again!

You scared the cuss out of us!

You should probably put on your bandit hat now.

You still think we beat them, Foxy?

You think he's going to tell on us?

You took the wrong fox.

You two go ahead while I distract him.

You wanna know why?

You weigh less than a slice of bread.

You would never steal another chicken, goose, turkey, duck,

You wrote a bad song, Petey!

You'll do no such thing.

You're a good boy. A little lonely, maybe, but...

You're an athlete.

You're borrowing at nine and a half with no fixed rate,

You're disloyal.

You're exaggerating, Badger.

You're getting a little long in the tooth, yourself, partner.

You're improving. Let's put it like that.

You're practically glowing.

You're still as fine looking as a creme brulee.

You're supposed to be my lab partner.

You've aged badly, Rat.

You've got twenty nine minutes to come up with a proper apology.

You've just destroyed the whole experiment.

You've successfully destroyed the scenery, but the alleged fox

You’re both looking splendid.

Your cousin Kristofferson's coming on the sixth.

Your dad was probably the best whack bat player we ever had in this school.

Your dad?

Your eyes barely even open, on a good day.

Your job is really just to... be available, I think.

Your tractors uprooted my tree. Your posse hunted my family.

Zippy zo, zippy zay, zippy zappy zoopy zee!

a hundred geese... Woah! Woah!

A very long time ago... May I have a word with you privately?

A wet sandwich? Yeah, a wet sandwich.

Amazing! Linda? Got it.

And if... Why not?

Anybody see you? I don't think so.

Anyway, I'm sorry your feelings... You know what?

Are you cussing with me? No, you cussing with me?

Are you joking? It's horrible.

Ash! Let's get cracking! Why would they? It's a rag sheet.

Ash? Ash?