"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes Edit

Always say "to whom"; don't ever say "to who"

And that's why I think it's a good time

At least a little

Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature

I hate these word crimes

I hate these word crimes

I read your e mail (yeah yeah)

If you can't write in the proper way

If you don't know how to conjugate

If you're doing good or doing well (everybody wise up)

It's really fantastic

Like "I could care less"

Like people who were

Literacy's your mission

Never mind, I give up

Never raised in a sewer

Now did I stammer?

Oh, but just now (just now) you said (you said)

Okay now here's some notes:

Really now, I give up

Saw your blog post (hey hey)

Say you got an I T followed by apostrophe S

Show the world you're no clown (everybody wise up)

Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head

Some cunning linguist

Syntax you're always manglin'

That means you do care

That people mock you online (everybody wise up)

That was sarcastic... (aw psych!) 'cause you write like a spastic

Well, you should hire

What's a contraction?

Write words using numbers

You dumb mouth breather

You should know when it's less or it's fewer

You'd better slow down and use the right pronoun

You'll learn the definitions of nouns and prepositions

You're incoherent

Your participle's danglin'

Your prose is dopey