Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) Edit

A band.

A butch.

A car.

A gravel scrub.

A man and a woman like each other,

A new car!

A new car! aah!

A new woman.

A perm.

A perm.

A relationship is like a porcelain nail

A ride home the other night.

A spaceship?

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! aah!

Aah! aah!

Aah! aah!

Aah.

Add water, hmm... too much work.

Again?

Again.

Ah!

Alaskan polar bear heater.

Alien girls were all about

Aliens!

All i remember is

All over the world

All over the world

All over the world join hands

All over the world, join hands

All right, robin, a pileup.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right?

All right.

All right. i know he can't do this.

All right...

All the men ignore them

All the way

All you need's a little faith

Amarillo

And china, too

And china, too

And destroyed my property.

And don't be copping my dance moves.

And get married.

And he'll know you're not local.

And he's strangling my guests.

And i feel so sorry for them

And i keep these tanned

And i never learned to cook

And i never pay for drinks

And i'll get the pool drained.

And i'm from the valley.

And incense or... let's see.

And israel, too

And let me go like in the national enquirer.

And let this train keep on ridin'

And look how happy we are.

And possible kidnapping?

And seem so sincere

And start a love train

And start a love train

And start a love train

And start a love train, love train

And tell me what you hear.

And they take their clothes off, and...

And this is mac, wiploc, and zeebo.

And this is wiploc.

And this is, uh...zeebo,

And why are you so tardy?

And you'll take that california trip

And... and a possible kidnaping.

And...behind door number three...

Another gorgeous day in l.a.

Another light year's too long to wait

Anybody could make me feel very good right now.

Anyplace!

Anything you say

Are they straight?

Are you there? please pick up.

Aren't you terry harper's brother?

As long as i'm not there with you

Ask my cousin.

Astin, where's martin?

At the beach today,

At the hospital tomorrow. i'm going to vegas.

At the old emergency room.

At the rate we've been having sex,

At the station

Atlanta

B l o n d

Baby

Baby gonna dance all night

Baby gonna shake all night

Baby gonna shake all night

Baby gonna shake all night

Baby gonna shake all night

Baby gonna shake all night

Baby gonna shake all night

Baby gonna shake it right

Baby gonna shake it right

Baby gonna shake it right

Baby gonna shake it right

Baby gonna shake it right

Baby gonna shake it right

Baby gonna shake so fast

Baby gonna shake so fast

Baby gonna shake so fast

Baby, just fix up your hair

Back off, jack!

Back up.

Back up.

Back up.

Barbara.

Beamer!

Beamer?

Beamer?

Beamer.

Because i'm just a manicurist.

Because if it is, sex is totally out of the question.

Because you're right for each other.

Before anyone realizes they're aliens.

Being examined by dr. gallagher.

Believe me, you can be a brand new

Believe me, you can be a brand new

Bitch.

Blast off. pow.

Blond beach bunnies, california's finest.

Blond?

Boy

Boy, i'm totally clear.

Brand new

Brand new

Brand new

Brand new

Brand new

Brand new

Bread and junk.

Break it up.

Break it up.

Breakfast is on the way.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Brunch is ready. come and get it.

Bryan, come on over here!

Bullshit!

But i can't pretend this didn't happen.

But i didn't expect i'd have aliens for lunch.

But i have this philosophy so what?

But i have to go.

But i know now what you're all about

But i'm not into kinky scenes.

But it won't be as strong as before

But it's not me.

But my goal is to become a veterinarian

But now... if i didn't know you were an alien,

But science has a cure

But they kept slipping off.

But what about calling off the wedding?

But you don't even know what that means

But you've caught me at a bad time.

But, uh, i really want to thank you

Bye bye. bye bye. ?comprende?

Bye, you guys. thanks for the lift.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. bye.

Call me.

Can and will be used...

Can they talk?

Can you do it?

Candy, gum, beer nuts, anything you want.

Candy, help them.

Candy, sit down!

Candy, uh, i'll call you.

Candy, whatever you do, don't freak out.

Candy, you're frenching an alien in public!

Candy? oh!

Careful.

Change your repertoire

Ciao.

Come back to finland.

Come back to parkas and goat's cheese.

Come back to winter all year round.

Come here, you.

Come in here.

Come on, boys and girls, join the love train

Come on, buddy.

Come on, come on, come on, come on

Come on, come on, come on, come on

Come on, man.

Come on, people, now

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. get down there.

Come on. let's dance.

Come on. let's hit the beach. ride the wild bikinis!

Come on. you wanted surprises.

Come shake it, baby

Cosmic

Cosmic

Cosmic, woo...

Could you back up?

Could you get the light, please?

Could you send woody to drain my pool?

Cover of time magazine

Cut it val, stop it!

Cut it out!

D.c.

Da do, oh, oh

Damn!

Dance all night

Did i do that? i flooded the ship.

Did ted call?

Did they take control of your brain?

Did you get his number?

Didn't think i'd get by without you

Didn't you go to van nuys high?

Do do do do

Do do do do do

Do do do do do do do do

Do you guys have margaritas on your planet?

Do you own your own home?

Does the woodburger know girls?

Does this hurt?

Does tina turner wear a wig?

Doesn't mean we can't date, all right?

Doing something terrible to an innocent person.

Don't do that!

Don't freak out.

Don't get your panties in a bunch.

Don't have to worry about getting a man

Don't let it rest on the president's desk

Don't need no ticket

Don't worry about it.

Don't you want to shake it?

Don't you wish you were me?

Don't you?

Down to missouri

Dr. dolittle finally came through, huh?

Dr. dude?

Dr. dude.

Dr. love.

Dr. tushman, please.

Dudes, come on. snap out of it.

Earth girls

Earth girls

Earth girls

Earth girls

Earth girls

Earth girls are easy

Earth girls are easy

Earth girls are easy

Earth girls are easy

Earth girls are easy.

Earth girls, so easy

Earth people are going to freak out if they see you.

Eat me, i'm a cookie!

Eons since i had a date

Even hotter than the sun

Ever since you're a little girl.

Everybody

Everybody

Everybody

Everybody

Everybody get on the love train

Everywhere i went up there

Evolved? i'll show you evolved.

Ew! wahines!

Except i just told you.

Excuse me, doctor.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Face, face, face face, face

Feel this? it's a gun.

Fine. hey, party down.

Finland babes!

Finland is the capital of norway.

Finland knows what you want.

Finland? no. this is the valley.

Finland.

Finland. finland.

First stop that we'll make

First stop that we'll make

First thing in the morning.

Fitting the description

Five minutes on the phone could, uh,

Flagstaff, arizona, don't forget winona

For everyone transcends who

For molesting me, for having a gun

For, um...thanks for the, uh...

From liz taylor violet.

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Gallup, new mexico

Get down!

Get in the car, will you?

Get in, honey.

Get it over with.

Get on

Get on board

Get on board

Get on board

Get on board

Get on board

Get on the love train

Get on the love train

Get on the love train

Get on the love train

Get on the love train

Get on the love train

Get on the love train

Get the phone.

Get them out of here.

Get your kicks

Get yourself back in your car

Getting yourself in this state over.

Girls think i'm snotty and maybe it's true

Give me a moron with talented hands...

Give me your autograph

Give my love to finland!

Give tanya my number.

Go to bed, mrs. merkin!

God.

Good bye, candy. i'll miss you.

Good bye, ted.

Good bye.

Good enough for me.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good.

Grab the bleach, she's seen the light

Gravel scrub.

Great idea.

Great.

Great.

Group picture. come on.

Guaranteed he'll get a rise

Guns?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Had to drain the lizard!

Happy house hunting.

Happy trails.

Have two heartbeats.

Having cocktails.

He can't dance.

He feels the same way

He left?

He said he wanted one last fling.

He sounds perfectly normal to me, doctor.

He was eating my blue gilled dorky.

He was good.

He's dead meat.

He's showing off his body...

Hee hoo!

Hello, dr. gallagher.

Hello, opie.

Help!

Help. she's got a gun.

Here comes dr. love.

Here! take these with you, dr. love.

Here.

Hey

Hey, baby.

Hey, barbara, ted here.

Hey, dudes, i just remembered something.

Hey, dudes, what's happening?

Hey, dudes! listen.

Hey, hey, do do do do

Hey, hey! come on!

Hey, lady!

Hey, those girls are loads of fun

Hey, troops!

Hey, val?

Hey, what's going on here?

Hey, woody.

Hey, zeebo, want to dance?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! how's it going?

Hey! leave home, kid!

Hi, dr. dude.

Hi, miss lana.

Hi, sweets.

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. i am, uh, mac.

Hi. this is valerie gale.

Hide! get down and hide.

His girlfriend dumped him for a rock band.

Hmm

Honey, if you vixenize

Honey, she doesn't mean a thing to me.

Honey?

Hope instant decaf is ok.

How about those lakers, huh?

How come?

How i believed in you

How long has it been

How long will this take?

How to drive a man crazy.

However, these degenerates broke into my home

I am mr. right?

I can't spell vw, but i got a porsche

I can't stand it.

I could cook those for you.

I could fix you up with some bodacious chicks

I could probably forgive you,

I did anything you wanted me to

I did anything you wanted me to

I didn't know ted had company.

I don't believe it! he's even cute!

I don't believe this.

I don't even know what planet you're from.

I don't know about anything except nails.

I don't know the words.

I don't know what you two had in mind,

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know... i'm just so surprised.

I don't think you'll ever understand

I don't usually dress like this.

I don't want any part of you, ted,

I dropped my lady schick in the toilet.

I figured that everything would just fall into place

I find a six foot baby with a one track mind

I gave the red one the blond surfer look.

I gave this cute little nurse

I got water in here.

I gotta go now, valerie.

I gotta go.

I guess we're not, but, i mean, uh...

I had just sex waxed my board.

I had the weirdest dream last night.

I have an idea, but it means

I have to tell you something.

I hear oysters are good for potency.

I hope things work out.

I just don't feel like talking much.

I just have to jiggle

I just want to be happy.

I just want to say

I know lots of people are smarter than me

I know you. you're ted's girlfriend.

I know! bitchin', huh?

I know.

I like 'em big and

I like 'em big and

I like 'em big and

I like 'em big and

I lost my contact lens in the pool

I love you! take me with you!

I made a stupid mistake.

I mean, it just wouldn't work.

I mean, sweetheart,

I missed our appointment.

I need surprises.

I need to get some unleaded.

I need to talk to you.

I need you to take care of me.

I never learned to read

I never won a band before. they're staying.

I never won a band before. they're staying.

I see girls without dates

I see people working

I think i have to go to my room now.

I think i'll miss you least of all.

I think they're almost done.

I think they've been up there a long time.

I thought about what you said.

I thought you never wanted to see ted again.

I told you not to have fun.

I told you.

I took an iq test, and i flunked it, of course

I tried that,

I used to worship the ground you walk on

I used to worship the ground you walk on

I used to worship the ground you walk on

I used to worship the ground you walk on

I used to worship the ground you walk on

I want his baby.

I want them arrested right now.

I want to be zero. i want to be zero.

I want you to be happy, but

I want you to cover my shift

I was barely off my board

I was fluffing it for you.

I was having this out of body experience

I was just held up.

I was reading an ad for these pyramids

I was up real late last night with ted.

I wish you'd called me.

I won an mtv weekend with a band.

I won them on mtv.

I won them.

I won't be here. i'll be at the nail expo.

I won't so much as look at another woman,

I would have but, you know,

I would just think that you were a really cute guy

I'd like to report a break in

I'd spend my life with you,

I'll be on the today show.

I'll be out on the patio.

I'll be over right after work tonight.

I'll call the police.

I'll dance with you both. i don't care.

I'll get clothes!

I'll go get him.

I'll miss you, too.

I'll see you when i get home. bye.

I'll tell you where to find her

I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm a doctor!

I'm a sex pixy

I'm admitting them for observation.

I'm always doing that.

I'm an american. there. take it.

I'm at the mini mart down the street.

I'm crazy about you?

I'm dr. gallagher.

I'm gettin' my butt kicked.

I'm going home with him.

I'm going home with him.

I'm going home with him.

I'm going to miss you so much.

I'm home.

I'm in love with love, love, love

I'm just not that turned on by her lately.

I'm making pancakes from scratch.

I'm only guilty

I'm ready, teddy.

I'm really sorry,

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. i'm so embarrassed.

I'm stronger than you knew

I'm sure we'll be happy once we're married,

I'm sure you won't mind when i ask you to leave.

I'm sure you're looking for somebody more important

I'm thinking of you

I'm valerie.

I've been paged.

I've decided to do something impulsive.

I've never ever been unfaithful to you. ever.

I've never see her do that before!

If i find one flea, the deal's off!

If i found mr. right.

If i keep this blond

If i only had a zillion gallons of nair.

If i was any more potent, i'd kill somebody.

If i was six inches tall, i'd be out there now.

If meaningless sex is what you want,

If ted finds out they're aliens,

If you thought

In love till we're done

In my fourth year at u.c.l.a.

In that case, let me get a cigarette.

Is driving a ufo a good job?

Is it? zis zit?

Is ted coming back?

Is that ok?

Is that your name zeebo?

Is there something wrong, doctor?

Is this a pass?

It didn't work!

It doesn't matter what you wear to me

It hurt when you destroyed my belief

It was almost religious

It'll kill you in a day.

It'll only take a minute.

It's a really good color for me.

It's a spaceship.

It's bad luck.

It's been, like, a week?

It's incredible.

It's just some stupid superstition anyway.

It's just...

It's kind of wet.

It's not real.

It's not safe. i'll take you home.

It's ok.

It's ted.

It's the baddest place on earth.

It's the show that shows the ins and outs

It's the summer of love, love, love

It's the summer of love, love, love

It's time to face the music, it's time to make you see

It's time to get on board

It's time to get on board

It's time to get on board

It's where i learned how to surf.

Jail isn't so bad.

Jhazalla?

Jhazalla.

Jhazalla. is it like earth?

Joe...

John?

John?

Join hands

Join hands

Join hands

Join hands

Join hands

Join hands

Join hands

Join hands

Join your hands

Join your hands

Joseph.

Just a domestic dispute.

Just act human.

Just like that.

Just make yourself at home,

Just sit down, honey.

K earth 101 southland weather

Kingman, barstow, san bernadino

Leave a message when you hear the beep.

Leave it alone.

Leaving it all behind, baby

Let the train keep on ridin'

Let's do it.

Let's face it. inner beauty is for losers.

Let's get these guys out

Let's go in my house. i'll make some lunch,

Let's go inside. come on. come on.

Let's just have a listen here, shall we?

Let's see how you look on the makeover machine.

Let's see them.

Let's see.

Let's see. oh, not much here,

Lie in bed watching you sleep

Like a giant bigfoot or something,

Like nancy reagan.

Like someone gave you a wild goose

Like that.

Listen, it was really nice meeting you, fellas,

Listen, uh, i need a really big favor.

Listen, valerie, how come

Listen, you know your friends?

Listen. this is a matter of life and death.

Look at that.

Look what i found.

Look! there they are!

Lose a little money, take in a show,

Lost in space with no conditioner, huh?

Love energy

Love train

Love train

Love train

Love train

Love train

Love train

Love train

Love train, love train

Low cal pop tarts.

Ma'am, you mind telling us what's going on here?

Mac could make valerie feel

Mac could make valerie happy.

Mac!

Mac!

Mac!

Make it stop!

Make me an alaskan polar bear heater

Make yourselves at home.

Makelsolakveder.

Making this the summer of love

Man of the year

Marrying you is the most important thing in the world.

Matron on drugs.

Maybe i'll just call you mac. how's that?

Maybe that's normal, i don't know.

Maybe that's one of them.

Maybe there's no such thing.

Maybe when i get back from the expo

Me and, uh, the cat bambi.

Me, too. me, too, too.

Medical personnel only.

Mel gibson, maybe, but not ted!

Miami, are you in the house?

Mmm. oh.

Mom, he's got my gun!

More than 2,000 miles

Most of them from other worlds

Motor city, are you in the house?

Mr. right is like the guy you dream of meeting

Mr. right?

My buddies are out there.

My father's out of harvard

My friends thought you were a dream

Nails. nails. nails.

Nair. nair. nair.

New

Nice planet you have here.

No offense,

No one's going to know they're aliens, ok?

No problem.

No water. come look.

No way, jose.

No, bambi's fine.

No, doctor. what about your wife?

No, for real.

No, no, no. you don't understand.

No, no.

No, you're not.

No! no! come here. no.

No.

No. come with me.

No. he was dead on arrival.

No. i just have one.

No. it's my new pool patio. bitchin', huh?

No. my beeper's never done this before.

No. no. no. no.

No. oh.

No. send woody. he found it last time.

No. ted doesn't want to come back.

No. they were.

Not food!

Nothing but radical rips all the way in.

Now i've lost my faith in you

Now say, velveeta slices.

Now that i've slept on it,

Now watch, baby. every move a picture.

Now, champagne, flowers,

Nuh uh.

Nurse, listen to their hearts,

Of a little kissy face with one nurse.

Of all these cosmic things

Of course not.

Of the mini mart robbery suspects.

Of the southern california fitness craze.

Oh, and i'm valerie.

Oh, baby

Oh, baby