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Stick It (2006)

Stick It (2006)

Stick It is a captivating sports comedy film released in 2006, directed by Jessica Bendinger. The story revolves around rebellious teen Haley Graham, flawlessly played by Missy Peregrym, who is forced to return to the world of competitive gymnastics after a run-in with the law. Determined to make an impact, Haley joins an elite gymnasium along with a band of misfit gymnasts including Mina Hoyt (Maddy Curley) and Joanne Charis (Vanessa Lengies). Led by the no-nonsense coach Burt Vickerman, portrayed by Jeff Bridges, this unconventional team battles personal demons, pushes limits, and defies expectations in pursuit of their dreams.

The film's soundtrack is a fantastic mix of energetic tunes that amplify the thrill and intensity of the gymnastic performances. With tracks from artists like Nelly Furtado, Simple Kid, and Fefe Dobson, this soundtrack perfectly captures the spirit of the film. If you want to immerse yourself in the sounds of Stick It, you can play and download these songs here [insert link].

Stick It is a heartwarming and empowering film that inspires viewers to embrace their individuality, push boundaries, and never give up on their dreams. So get ready to tumble, flip, and dance along to the rhythm of Stick It.

A coach who's a has been
A handspring double front somersault.
A little action in the back section?
A nine five? This is an outrage.
A Rulfova. A Tchusovitina.
A Shaposhnikova. They all rocked.
Actually, I haven't had four girls qualify...
Actually, you know what? I'm gonna finish this off...
After what happened to Nastia Liukin and Wei Wei Yong yesterday
After you, milady.
Ah.
Ahh. And to what do we owe this pleasure?
Ahh...
All right, all right, all right, all right.
All right, now stop this, both of you.
All right, Wei Wei!
All right, you can do this!
All right. I'll let you train at the old gym
All right. You know what?
All these schools want me?
Already memorized her preschool beam routine.
An angry mob would cut your brakes.
An intentional scratch from Haley Graham in event finals.
And coaches alike by walking out of the arena
And could just look at me and tell me we weren't crazy.
And even though I'm pretty sure that I'll be judged
And floor it. Mm hm?
And floor... Are you serious?
And GED? What does drunk driving have to do with school?
And give the judges...
And got a deduction on a silly technicality.
And Haley has earned the right to a clean slate.
And he'd give you so much attention because you sucked.
And I encourage the court to include her perspective
And I felt like maybe I was ready
And I got your back. No matter what.
And I loved not going.
And I picture them in their ugly
And I should be happy. I mean, I wanna win.
And I was suddenly the filling
And I'm being completely serious.
And if your daddy hadn't paid him off,
And if your feet clip the vault
And induces the urge to vacuum.
And into an automatic disqualification.
And into the pool stays.
And losing a tenth 'cause her toes weren't pointed.
And maybe they're going to the Olympics.
And Mina Hoyt today,
And no one's done that, there, an element.
And please, please, for me,
And qualify for Worlds one last time.
And somehow find the floor.
And stand on that podium and be the best.
And that felt totally first place real to me.
And that just blows.
And the classic butt shelf.
And the classic butt shelf.
And the reason that we have rules...
And the restitution. I mean, was that?
And the World Championships, later on this year.
And there are like 2,000 Navy SEALs,
And there will be no silver, no bronze medals on bars today.
And they are.
And they were right.
And walking into an automatic disqualification.
And we do them without a gun.
And we salute you.
And we want it so bad we will fight each other for it.
And Wei Wei will take home a silver.
And what do you think I should do? Huh?
And what would you know about winning?
And win that elusive World Championship hardware.
And you better be getting me a corsage.
And you do a layout.
And you think Burt Vickerman respects you.
And, Elfi, she is vaulting
And, Elfi, when you get right down to it, in gymnastics,
And, Tim, we have to remember that for Haley,
And, um, winning was just icing on the cake.
Anybody care?
Anybody home?
Apparently, so is her bra.
Are you crazy?! This is not OK. VGA?!
Are you going to tell me who is going to compete and who isn't?
Are you gonna cry?
Are you kidding me? She's a bitch.
Are you OK?
Are you... totally covered in soda or what?
Arms. Arms. Spot. That's it.
As I know all too well, there might be too much chalk on the blackboard
As we got our totally fake first place medals,
At 10am, ready to train.
Aw, come on, those skin the cats
Aw, Haley, I...
Aww.
Aww. They have ass calluses?
Back to back athletes scratching intentionally.
Based on progress and consistency in workouts,
Be good.
Beautiful! Beautiful.
Because he thought for sure he'd get a routine out of her.
Because he thought for sure he'd get a routine out of her.
Because I've had enough of lunatic adults for a while.
Because it is so incredibly difficult.
Because the only thing more fun than rips
Because we no lo need o.
Because you're taking me to your prom.
Before floor...
Before her retirement.
Before they hit the floor... you're done.
Being out of shape isn't funny. No making fun of her.
Belong in the litter box, ladies. Come on. Concentrate.
Bing! Hm?
Blue blazers, trying to do what I can do.
Boo hoo. Stop whining.
Boobs.
Brice! VGA, are you crazy? Don't do this to her!
Burt Vickerman used to whip up the best gymnasts
But at least she can still walk, right?
But here we are... chasing perfection.
But honestly, until now...
But I am a totally different person.
But I don't have the problem with it that Frank does.
But judges can't keep her outta the event finals tomorrow.
But she is not known for her consistency.
But she is not known for her consistency.
But should we be fighting each other...
But there are only like 200 elite gymnasts.
But this is just rude.
But this?
But we've seen four athletes scratch, so who knows what
But who are we really competing against?
But you do have to respect it.
But, you know, people change.
Buy yourself a new leo at the concession stand.
Bye, geeks, I'm out.
C'mon, you coulda been great.
Call 911. Ohh!
Can be a very unforgiving place.
Can I eat?
Can you believe Chris Defrank is here with Gloria? Pipsqueak.
Can you believe this?
Can you come let me in?
Can you do anything besides gymnastics?
Can you imagine football without instant replay?
Can you imagine making it all the way to Worlds and walking out?
Can you speak?
Can you tell Joanne I'm gonna take over and do a real dismount?
Can't be calculated if you don't respect the laws.
Carly!
Chalk. Storage closet. Now.
Champion just by that skill alone.
Championships are three weeks away.
Clean, safe routines, guaranteed to stick.
Clearly you listened to him long enough to...
Come Baby Come]
Come on, even prisons have visiting hours.
Come on, get goin'. You're in training, kid.
Come on, Haley!
Come on, Haley.
Come on, Haley.
Come on, Haley. Let it rip!
Come on, Haley. You're up.
Come on, I won't tell the parents.
Come on, judges, give her a ten.
Come on, just three more skin the cats, ladies.
Come on, Mina. Let's go.
Come on, Vick! Come on! Come on, Vick!
Come on, you got it.
Come on, you're high on chalk.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Let's see it!
Come out of retirement to join us.
Completely out of medal position. If ever there was a score to settle,
Connected together.
Consistency over flash is what rules the day.
Consistency over flash is what rules the day.
Correct. College gymnastics is one big fat to don't.
Couldn't resist.
Crying as her dreams of gold melted away.
Dalmatians are born with spots.
Day two, the individual event finals.
Define long.
Déjà jealous, Haley? Bring back memories?
Déjà jealous, Joanne?
Delicious.
Dev? Give us a sec, would ya?
Did she just scratch?
Did you have work done?
Do a handstand. Now.
Do you have anything to say to me?
Does it involve you and self imposed silence?
Does this mean you're eating my piss?
Doesn't coach champions.
Doesn't look good, having you trainin' with somebody else.
Doesn't make you any less of a man, Vicki.
Doesn't matter how hard we run or how high we flip.
Dogs are people too, Haley.
Dominated with it nearly a decade ago.
Don't bail again. Finish the meet. Finish it for yourself!
Don't do it.
Don't do this again.
Don't expect me to train.
Don't flush your life away, kid.
Don't make me red card you, Burt.
Don't make me say it.
Don't make this another Worlds.
Don't play it safe.
Don't send me to VGA.
Don't worry, Frank...
Don't you dare fart.
Don't you see? She wants you to do
Doris, she's flipping through the air.
Dorrie, did you see the last one?
Double twist. Excellent job.
Dude, I don't even know you anymore.
Dude, she has an apple butt.
Dude, she's hot.
Dude, that was insane!
Dude, what's so wrong about bein' whipped?
Dude, why do you always gotta bite my moment? It taste good?
Dude!
Dude.
Ehh. No, thanks. I'm kinda tired.
Elfi, I have never seen this before.
Elfi, when ya get right down to it, in gymnastics,
Elfi. Whoa, I can't believe it.
Elite gymnastics is like the Navy SEALs, only harder.
Even better, why not live to tell about it? Come here.
Even I think that's low.
Every college will be scouting me.
Every girl here wants the same thing:
Everyone wants to hear that their kid is special.
Everyone...
Everything you said was insurance to get those fat checks from my father.
Expected more out of you.
Far.
Feet above the beam. Tight. Tight.
Few can forget Haley Graham's walkout
Few can forget the image of teammate Tricia Skilken
Fine, I give up. You know, we gave it a shot.
Fine, then I'm flooring it.
Fine. Then I'll scratch if you want the moment.
Fine. Uh...
First up on vault is Mina Hoyt.
Flat hips on those levers.
Flat hips.
For a more serious courtship.
For Championships in a long time.
For her to get a clean slate, competing with me or anyone else.
For someone who hates being judged,
For those who aren't currently ranked. Fair is fair.
For who I was and not who I am,
Four events and four judges per event.
Four time national team member, five time national Haley hater.
From handing her that valuable one way ticket to Rome
From winning the gold medal.
From your lack of talent. It's a solid strategy.
Game over.
Gee, Pariah Carey, I wonder why no one's scouting you.
Get back on the tramp.
Get in on the board now.
Get lost!
Get off that thing and start workin' skills on floor.
Get used to this kinda pain.
Getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography?
Given your history, how did it feel competing with her?
Glad to see you haven't lost your love of accuracy, Joanne.
Glad to see you haven't lost your love of accuracy, Joanne.
Go ahead, scratch. You're all zeroes anyway.
Go, Haley!
Go, Mina!
God. I wish my parents were different.
Good job, Burt.
Good job, Wei Wei.
Good job!
Good morning, ladies.
Good thing I didn't like falling.
Goodbye, Burt.
Great. So then here's the deal:
Great. Then in addition to sparing
Guess we're even.
Guys, guys, guys, gots to go! Leave it!
Gymnastics tells you no all day long.
Ha, ha, ha. No excuse.
Haley Graham gave the performance of her life tonight.
Haley Graham was set to go for the Americans, last up on the floor.
Haley was last to go on the floor exercise
Haley, Haley.
Haley, I assure you that juvenile incarceration
Haley, I leave it to you to decide.
Haley, I'm not gonna tell ya to play it safe,
Haley, let's go for a drive.
Haley, you're not leaving like this.
Haley!
Haley! Haley! Over here.
Haley.
Haley.
Haley.
Haley. Haley.
Haley. I meant everything I said.
Haley...
Haley's gonna decide to do?
Has a start value out of a 10.0.
Hating me was practically a sport...
Have I lost my mind?
Have you ever seen anyone blow a knee?
Have you seen her face?
He cares about cash and cashing in.
He decided to put in the alternate, Tricia Skilken,
He just makes more has beens.
He only has one side. His.
He's so, like, old, though.
Hello, everybody. I'm Tim Dagget,
Her body will flip over three times in the air
Her bra strap was showing, Burt.
Here comes her big acrobatic moment right here.
Here, let me show you how,
Hey, Burt, how ya doin'? Good job today.
Hey, easy. I choreographed that routine.
Hey, Filibuster, no one cares.
Hey, guys, I have a gut feelin' somethin' bad's gonna happen.
Hey, Haley, can I ask you something?
Hey, Miss Rebel Without Applause.
Hey, none taken.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, you decide.
Hey, you piss where I eat, you don't eat.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Stop right now! Stop it!
Hey! You guys.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, honey. I miss you, sweetheart.
Hi.
Hm, Vickerman. Must be some crutches around somewhere.
Hm? What happened?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Honey, your dad's payin' four times
Hope this is OK.
How 'bout a double back?
How 'bout a full?
How 'bout the fact that you were one
How can they not?
How did we not know about this sport?
How do leotards not ride up their butts?
How do leotards not ride up their butts?
How does this win compare to other competitions for you?
How much are these?
How much do ya hate college gymnastics? Hmm?
How's that?
How's your neck? Feeling better?
Huge deduction.
Huh?
Huh? Just giving up and not even talking to me?
Huh. Good point.
Huh. So, uh, why are you buying a dress?
Huh. You were scared.
I accidentally burned all my leotards last year.
I am nationally ranked. I am not an alternate.
I am so sorry.
I can hear you... and I'll kill you.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe you didn't name names.
I completely misjudged you.
I couldn't let you have all the attention.
I couldn't look back and think it was about the judges
I decided not to hate things I've never tried.
I didn't choose it, my body did.
I didn't mean to wreck your Worlds.
I don't care if this is nuts, and I don't care if it hurts. I'm doing it.
I don't have to go. I can scratch, and we can still make our point.
I don't know if you got it or not.
I don't know what to do with you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know. Since now.
I don't like what you're instimulating.
I don't respect people who don't respect me.
I don't...
I got really good shots of that jump.
I got some really bad news to tell ya.
I guess I lied. Hmm?
I guess Madison and gold are becoming synonymous for me.
I guess.
I had no idea.
I have a constitutional right to bear arms.
I have a feelin' somethin' bad's gonna happen.
I have nowhere else to go.
I haven't seen one done since Produnova of Russia
I heard her, thank you.
I heard she was tanking her double pikes in warm ups.
I heard you were like this. I'm so glad it's true.
I heard you were strict about diet,
I just look at the judges,
I just wanna go to one prom.
I know exactly what that feels like.
I know how to get back.
I know I have to face this.
I know it's tough. Chest up if you can manage it.
I know.
I know. I know.
I know. My landing was a little off.
I know. Who do they think they are?
I loved it!
I mean, he's gay.
I mean, if we chose the winner on every event,
I mean, that is some uptight friggin' hair. Right?
I mean, we all wanna win,
I mean, who doesn't wanna parade around in a leotard
I mean, you can glom on for the ride, but everyone knows who built her.
I missed you so much. Hey, you're doin' a great job.
I need time, dates, transportation.
I need to talk about comin' back with Chris.
I need you to lend Haley your team leo for the Classic.
I never lied to you.
I paid with your father's money.
I prefer the term meat, please.
I really don't wanna red card you, OK?
I said, pointy feet, not pointy words.
I think I'm gonna go to prom first.
I think if you showed up at the Classic with me
I think she just choked.
I think the judges are trying to figure out
I think we oughta get real about her chances
I think you are a very good coach.
I thought you wanted her to win.
I told you so.
I totally hate you right now.
I want to control my tricks.
I want to control my tricks. OK?
I wasn't great. I was obedient.
I wasn't great. I was obedient.
I will have a cardiovasectomy.
I wish my friends were here.
I wish there was someone who got what was happening,
I worked with her last year. Nightmare.
I would never do that to you guys.
I would, but my coach likes it when I control my tricks.
I wouldn't, ya know... Oh, yikes. Those two.
I wrote you a note, apologizing.
I, uh...
I, uh... I just want you to know...
I... Um...
I'd kick your ass for thinking you had anything to do with her.
I'd like you to read something for me, please, out loud.
I'll go to Championships if you get on the tramp right now,
I'll see ya in there.
I'll talk to your father. Maybe you should go back to Defrank's.
I'll train you for the Classic. Help you win the purse.
I'm competing this pass at the Classic.
I'm doing what I practiced. I won't make you look bad.
I'm glad it did. It's important that we controlled the results for once.
I'm going to prom. Can you believe it?
I'm gonna climb this insanely high mountain.
I'm gonna take some shots of the blood.
I'm just glad that I'm getting her out of here in one piece.
I'm not competing or training again. Ever.
I'm not gonna call anyone.
I'm not here to screw you over.
I'm not poppin' shit.
I'm not the one sellin' tickets to the Olympic podium.
I'm OK. She's crazy.
I'm Poot, and this is my hetero life mate, Frank.
I'm proud of you.
I'm sick and tired of being judged. I don't need it.
I'm so jealous of Joanne that I've actually
I'm so sure I'm practically deodorant.
I'm sorry. Just one second. This is for you.
I'm talking, hit your vertical or die, ladies.
I've decided I'm gonna take you to Championships.
I've got two other kids. That is a big commitment.
I've made out with law enforcement.
I've never even heard of that.
I've never seen anything quite like her.
I've never seen this kind of organized rebellion before.
I've selected the four athletes
If I didn't have four girls competing,
If she's gonna do the whole thing, if she's gonna do nothin'.
If they don't give her a ten on this, there is no justice.
If you don't stick it, you don't exist.
If you even think about under rotating, she'll deduct.
If you get on this tramp, you will have a cardiovasectomy.
If you like falling,
If you like peeling pieces of skin
If you like running full speed towards a stationary object,
If you think I'm getting on the competition floor
If you use one arm instead of two, big deduction.
In case you were wondering.
In contrast, Haley, raw power, huge start values,
In its decision. Sincerely, Burt Vickerman.
In the middle of an I hate you sandwich.
In the warm up. It is unbelievable.
Innocent collegiate gymnastics coaches everywhere,
Instead, she stunned her teammates, spectators
Is an indictment against the institution.
Is going to be the new national vault champion.
Is he keeping your brains in jars?
Is hoping to make her fifth and final World Team
Is my mind saying relax?
Is not as much fun as it sounds.
Is on your to do list, right?
Is that why you're staring off into space?
Is this how you feel when you watch my routine?
Is when your rips get rips.
It could get ya outta here. What do you think?
It doesn't matter how well you do.
It felt so great. I just wanted to go in and hit four for four
It is two days of gymnastics competition on tap.
It looks to be about, uh, 14,000 in property damage.
It mocks you over and over again.
It was about us. And for us.
It was everybody.
It was revoked. Get in.
It was so great competing with Haley again.
It was tough.
It's a bloody outrage.
It's a commentary on judging and how it's gotta change.
It's a little bit crazy, Elfi,
It's a nice thing. It's beautiful.
It's an automatic deduction...
It's an automatic deduction...
It's being forced to live it with people who hate you.
It's between Tricia Skilken and Haley Graham.
It's delicious.
It's her record and her reputation that will
It's how well you follow their rules.
It's just this sticky stuff you spray on your butt
It's just...
It's not called gym nice tics.
It's not even a story. It's a nonevent.
It's not personal. It's national.
It's OK now. Shake it off.
It's safe to say the athletes are sending the judges a message.
It's super sexy.
It's the devil's candy, boys. Trust me. Say goodbye.
It's the same old Championships,
It's totally insane.
It's very original, but I'm afraid the judges
It's your call.
Ivan.
Joanne Charis.
Joanne kind of misrepresented...
Joanne, go do your independent study.
Joanne, Haley got her GED when she was 15.
Joanne, Haley's on the phone. She's gonna do a real dismount.
Joanne, how embarrassing.
Joanne, pack your bags.
Joanne, you already qualified for Championships.
Joanne. You're more than welcome to stay.
Joined along with Elfi Schlegel.
Josie, let's go.
Josie.
Just as long as you don't get blood on the equipment.
Just down here. Hang a right at the gas station.
Just ignore 'em.
Just need to pick up your run a little bit.
Just the dismount left.
Just wondering, um, what country are they gonna represent?
Keep it up, hon. You're doin' great.
Know how I feel. Consider it done.
Lacey, I need you to lend Haley your leo for the Classic.
Ladies, read my mind.
Later this year, at 23, Tricia will try
Later, Cracker!
Layout! Layout! Layout!
Leave your hands on the vault table too long, deduction.
Let it rip.
Let what rip?
Let your clutch out slower. Get some traction.
Let's focus.
Let's get back to work, ladies.
Let's go back in there and finish this meet. Come on.
Let's go, Haley! Come on!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let's go, Mina.
Let's go.
Let's go. 'Scuse me.
Let's go. Come on!
Like, no.
Listen, I don't suppose, uh, college gymnastics
Listen, I'll stay on one condition.
Long enough for him to...
Look, don't... uh, don't read anything into it.
Look, everyone...
Look, I want you to be back here tomorrow
Look, I want you to be back here tomorrow
Looked like you were goin' for a one and a half?
Make no mistake, buddy.
Make the judges look. But I'm not talking about putting a cute smile
Make them look. If you're gonna eat mat, ya eat mat hard.
Mat burn.
May I accompany you to the jellybeans?
May I help you?
May we?
Maybe you can read my mind, and it's completely lost.
Maybe. Maybe not. Depends.
Me? Yeah, you said something about the fact that this was about me.
Meet my worst nightmare.
Meet the bread.
Meet the court.
Mina was second, followed by Haley.
Mina, put down the phone.
Mina?
Mine was disintegrating and...
Missed a release move on high bar, fractured my spine.
Mommies and me, dude. Mommies and me.
Mommy, I'm going to prom.
More injuries than champions.
Music finishes, but you don't?
My God, I'm the new vault champ.
Nastia Liukin will be the new uneven bar champion.
Natural ability that half the world's gymnasts
New leotard might distract, you know, the judges and scouts
Next time you should stick out your tongue too.
No biggie.
No killing Haley in her sleep.
No way she should've ended up seventh in the standing.
No, but seriously, you gotta come with us.
No, I'm not gonna cry.
No, I'm... We just discussed... I... You suck!
No, no, no, no, no. I'm so...
No, no, no, we picked you. We wanna see your routine.
No, we aren't.
No.
No. He'll be fine. Come on.
No. I was done.
No. Uh...
Nobody cares what ya do.
Nobody cares what you do.
Nobody cares. Nobody cares what ya do, Vick.
Nobody wanted you.
Not part time. Full time.
Not that you have to worry about any of that.
Nothin' fair about judges who don't have instant replay,
Nothing. Listen...
Now the alarm goes off?
Now, don't you dare hold back.
Now, remember, stretch. Yeah?
Now, she does do a very interesting skill
Now, you apply yourself,
Now, you apply yourself,
Now... Well, you know about your daughter.
Obsessive compulsive about handstands.
Of making the Olympic team.
Of retirement to try to make it for the second time.
Of the greatest natural talents the sport's ever seen? Hmm?
Of the World Championships two years ago.
Off this roof,
Off this roof,
Oh, all right. Fine. Ladies, outside, now!
Oh, but you do?
Oh, come on, Burt, I built that kid.
Oh, crap.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, good. Hey.
Oh, goody.
Oh, hey. When d?
Oh, how was your run last night?
Oh, I forgot, you don't matter.
Oh, it's just... I haven't had four girls qualify
Oh, my God, you're right.
Oh, nice! Nice. Nice.
Oh, no. Take a seat.
Oh, OK, come on, uh, Original Recipe, let's hear it.
Oh, really? You sure?
Oh, right. Thank you.
Oh, that's been taken care of.
Oh, this I gotta hear.
Oh, you wanna learn control.
Oh, you're gonna piss off the judge and kiss 18 goodbye?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Dude, keep it over there!
Oh! I'm so shakin' things up.
Oh.
Oh. Have a seat, Haley.
Oh. Too late.
Ohh!
OK, now my turn.
OK, tight knees now.
OK, trust me, Poot, this is hard time, OK? He's crazy.
OK, Wei Wei, control it now.
OK, what's your point?
OK, you can come down now.
OK? I'm not mute.
OK. Anything to get out of this 'tard.
OK. Cool.
Olympic track by age 13. That's the gold.
On Elm Street.
On your face as if they're doing you a favor.
One of them, Haley Graham, brings a lot of potential to this US team.
One second, guys. Would y'all sign my program?
Only I could do that.
Onto the slide
Or a facility...
Or not.
Or should I be concerned about the water?
Or should we have an ambulance on call for ya?
Or should we keep the icemaker on overdrive?
Or the parents or the coaches at all.
Or we can call the judge, and you can go to jail.
Or will she simply flame out?
Otherwise known as the Vickerman Gymnastics Academy.
Ouch.
Our routines need to be perfect.
Out!
Ow! Ow.
Oww!
People told me I was nuts to bring Joanne here.
Phyllis, now Joanne is a lovely gymnast.
Phyllis?
Please join us, Haley.
Point them hard and win the meet.
Point your toes, ladies.
Pointy words are mouth turds. God!
Poot? I wanted a pink corsage, but white will work.
Prom is, like, any minute.
Put me down, Shrek. Ow!
Put some clothes on and get in the truck. We're goin' out.
Put some fire under their gluteus and make competition.
Question, they say those who can't do, coach.
Read my mind, ladies.
Really be the only thing stopping them
Relax that.
Relax your face. Here, here, here.
Relax your face. Relax your face.
Respect? Is this how you respect people?
Right.
Right. I'm not... I know you can hear me. You can hear me.
Say what?
Selfish.
Shake it off, Haley. Come on.
Shall we share our philosophy with Haley, ladies?
Shall we show Haley what discipline is all about?
She could medal internationally on virtually all of the apparatus.
She is walking down the runway?
She might not have medaled,
She might've been shut out of the all around,
She should do her routine then warm up.
She should get at least two tenths deducted for that hair.
She's been practicing that stuff in the old gym for weeks now.
She's goin' for it.
She's looking really secure in this routine.
She's psychin' you out. Look, ignore her.
She's quite capable of deciding what's best for her.
She's spinning, Doris. Of course her bra popped out.
She's trying to get you guys to mess up
Since when are you brilliant?
Since when are you throwin' double fronts?
Sixteen people ready to tell us just how perfect we're not.
So amazing.
So I was wondering, what's your excuse?
So is Frank your, like, boyfriend or something?
So it is old school versus new school.
So it's about a three hour drive.
So she can win the prize money. Duh.
So the leotard doesn't ride up.
So the winner today is...
So they're, like, fair game?
So We Wouldn't Get Sued]
So we're going to give you one more chance.
So you say you want lyrics in your floor music?
Some guy.
Some of that Tuf Skin stuff on tough skin?
Someone to say,
Sorry to dis your life's work and all. No offense.
Sorry, I'm having a very difficult time hearing you.
Sorry.
Sounds like you're built for it.
Speak my mind. What are we about?
Stairs.
Stand up straight. Eyes and teeth, sugar.
State of Delusion?
Stay tight in the air.
Step away from the bowl.
STICK IT (2006)
Stop being so nasty, Joanne.
Stop it!
Stretch and join vault rotation. Let's see where you're at.
Super power, huge difficulty,
Super. I'm goin' for a Butt ahara.
Surely, you know, with your track record,
Take a minute. Go clean up.
Take as much time as you need.
Take whoever, Vick.
Talent out of the ass.
Technically, I was the second to scratch, but I got the ball rolling...
Tell the foxy moron I got my GED when I was 15.
Tell you what...
Telling you, you're an idiot.
Texas Military Academy, Your Honor.
Than having no control over your life.
Thank you, Lorelei, that was delicious.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That Haley is a handful, isn't she?
That I'm totally her favorite?
That is, until his gym starting producing
That kid is here in spite of you, Chris.
That Nastia Liukin threw a quad twist on floor exercise
That rule is ancient.
That rule...
That she can even say the word college
That she'd be going to the Olympics.
That stroll knocked Team USA
That was amazing. Who cares if you took a few steps?
That was for Worlds.
That was for you.
That was incredible.
That was rude.
That was spastic.
That way you won't be fishtailing all over the place.
That we weren't being stupid.
That would be, uh... too long.
That you agreed to honor.
That you're crazy.
That, uh...
That's 16 judges ready to tell us just how badly we suck.
That's all, Haley. You're free to go.
That's coming up here.
That's leotard without the leo.
That's right.
That's so interesting.
The Code of Point? Hey...
The crowd just saw a spectacular skill.
The height, the distance. Bam! The stuck landing.
The IG Classic is comin' up in a month.
The IG Classic is comin' up in a month.
The judge on the end is a tumbling tyrant.
The judges are trying to figure out
The laws of gravity, for instance.
The longtime favorite, Tricia Skilken,
The meet director, prior to this event,
The Olympics are ages away.
The one next to her,
The only reason I'm doing these tricks is because somebody said,
The only reason we're here is because we agreed
The only thing Burt Vickerman respects is money.
The problem is, perfection doesn't exist.
The selection's based on who's ready. If you were, you'd be on the list.
The size of quarters off your hands, bars is for you.
The system, the judging, it's too confusing.
The Texas Military Academy
The things gymnasts do make Navy SEALs look like wusses.
The you coulda been great speech.
Then gymnastics is the sport for you.
Then we have some useless bits of fluff
There are a lot of great people
There are things you wish for before big moments.
There is something really weird going on here today, Elfi.
There is something really weird going on here today, Elfi.
There's nothin' fair about a girl landing a double pike
There's only one thing worse
They are... Lacey...
They can't do anything. He's trying to save his butt.
They deducted her because I'm her coach.
They didn't deduct her because of her bra.
They don't earn them, which is exactly my point.
They don't give out tiaras at Championships.
They don't understand why a gymnast is not rewarded for it.
They get spots handed to them? What about us?
They name it after you. A Gienger.
They really wanna be like us. I mean, everyone knows...
They think they can just hate on you?
They're all lazy.
They're fakers. Can't stand fake Haley haters.
They're scarin' the minivans outta the moms next door.
Think of the difference as a jack of all trades
This casa's not su casa. No way.
This has never happened before.
This is historic, Tim.
This is much bigger than you and me.
This is my world.
This is totally violating the penile code.
This is unprecedented.
This is where the sport loses fans.
This is, like, globally unfair.
This isn't about that. You're not here to coach the girls.
This isn't the first time
This isn't the real world.
This mean you can finally walk again?
This sport is a total joke.
Those mommies were totally hitting on us.
Threw a layout. Threw a full. And, uh...
Tight knees.
Tight knees. Tight. That's seven.
Tighten up. Push up.
Till you're ready to face the music.
Tim, I just saw her do it moments ago
Time.
To attempt such a dangerous skill and risk injury.
To be in there alone, and if anything happens,
To get us from point A to point B.
To justify this crazy thing we do
To make sure you still suck, ya know?
To make that World Championship team one more time,
Today, the all around finals.
Today's not just about you, ya know.
Tonight, the all around competition,
Too late.
Too much rock for one hand, baby!
Training tricks that could kill you. Don't be fooled by the leotards, people.
Tricia Skilken, a longtime judges' favorite.
Tricia, congratulations.
Tricia, this is not about winning.
Tricia.
Tricia's gonna compete. So selfish.
Tumble track, ladies. Come on, warm up.
Two aerial skills, very nicely done.
Two in a row. Nicely done. Illusions, they're called.
Two tenths deduction.
Ugh, I can't stand him.
Uh huh.
Uh, I'm not struggling in front of those robots.
Uh, see, what Frank is really tryin' to say is,
Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Uh... juvy. Outside of Houston.
Uh... The gymnastics world, like the real world,
Um, I wish her all the very best.
Um, it would be my honor.
Unbelievable.
Universal sign for... ... whipped.
Unreal. That rocked.
Use it if they don't take it.
Vary exact in all her movements.
Vault's for you.
Versus an individual event specialist.
Very clever. No, we decided her start value is a nine point eight, not a ten.
Very few gymnasts perform this vault
Very good. Yes.
Very nice, Joanne. Touché.
VGA.
Vick! Vick! Vick! Vick!
Vick! Vick! Vick! Vick!
Vick! When can we scrap the old long sleeve leotards?
Vick? Can we retire the old long sleeve competition leos?
Vick. Vick, don't. Come on.
Wait.
Wait. Do you have a license to practice gymnastics?
Warm up, Mina.
Watch me. When you're the first to climb a new mountain in gymnastics,
Watch out for the vault dick on the end.
Way to go, Nastia! Amazing. She's amazing.
Way to stick it.
We also have that style with spaghetti straps.
We can both wear dresses.
We can't just leave. Championships are three weeks away.
We could actually control the results for a change.
We did not move here from Wichita so you could go to prom.
We did not... Stop dancing.
We don't pay for maybe.
We don't want to encourage the girls
We got some finger flickin' good choreography.
We gotta stick together.
We hate Haley more, people, so get in line!
We have a tremendous amount of talented athletes out on the floor.
We have rules. We have rules for training.
We have seen scratch after scratch.
We have workouts to finish.
We moved here so you could go to the Olympics.
We need new ones for championships.
We trained together at Defrank's for how long?
We trained together at Defrank's for what, five years?
We were totally gonna throw drinks on you. I feel so upstaged.
We'd have her nationally ranked by the time she's ten.
We'd like to fast track her towards becoming an elite.
We'd never met, and I'd been hoping to keep it that way.
We'll see.
We're here to be your hosts for this evening
We're only a half hour in.
We're warmin' up Yurchenkos.
We've been on some dates.
We've kinda had this ongoing flirtation.
Wei Wei. Those moves are throwing off your routines.
Welcome to the Neutrogena National Gymnastics Championships.
Well done. Charred to a crisp.
Well, at least I didn't make it all the way to Worlds and...
Well, at least no one here hates you.
Well, doesn't she have to homeschool?
Well, it's only about five miles to the gym.
Well, like we said, they were warming up their tumbling,
Well, shouldn't you be buying a tux? Just kidding.
Well, that's disgusting.
Well, the athletes have spoken.
Well, we've seen five athletes,
Well, what if I choose not to come back?
Well, when you walk out on Worlds and lose Team USA some team gold,
Well, you got the words right anyway.
Well, you know, I think you should get back on the tramp.
Well, you see?
West of the Mississippi.
Whaddya think, huh, Wei Wei? Beat that.
What a charming young lady you are.
What about Haley Graham out there?
What about the restitution?
What do they have that we don't have?
What do ya mean?
What do you mean, paid him off? Everybody there pays.
What every other girl there is payin'.
What is gonna happen. I'm not so sure either, Elfi.
What is gonna happen. I'm not so sure either, Elfi.
What is it that you've done to earn my respect?
What the hell was that?!
What would happen if you put
What, do you want me to pick the lock, or what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? What about me?
What? You don't think she's hot? I think she's hot.
What?!
What?! Are you kidding me?!
What'd I miss? Just kidding.
What're you doing? Hmm?
What's a corsage?
What's the point?
What's with all the closed captioning?
What's wrong?
What've you been doing?
Whatever it is, it's sideways.
Whatever ya do... don't picture them naked.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
When did ya find this out?
When I finally got the OK to train...
When I get nervous, I have this ritual. OK?
When is that a bad thing? Ever?
When is your prom?
When she shocked fans and teammates by exiting the arena
When you wanna control them, see me. Hmm?
Where is this deduction coming from? Hmm?
Where the top six qualify for a berth on the World Team.
Where would you like to go?
Where'd ya find deductions?
Where's my shit?
While danger and risk is the reality of what we do, it's calculated.
While gymnastics wild child, Haley Graham, has come out
Who died and made you Nadia?
Who even said you could stay? I didn't say you could stay.
Who had jerks for parents.
Who will compete in the IG Classic.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I get that job? I wanna be Tuf Skin.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hitting on us?
Whoa!
Whoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Good job, Gloria!
Whoops.
Why all the hate?
Why do girls wear so much glitter and clippage in their hair?
Why do I have to tackle the guard? You're bigger.
Why don't you just make out.
Why not an in house competition?
Why not throw something you can actually land, hm?
Why would my head stick to my butt?
Why? It's gonna be done by the time anyone gets here.
Why'd she walk out?
Will her pyrotechnics rise to the occasion?
With some stupid, watered down, cookie cutter routine,
With those scores, Tricia will get the gold,
Won't know what to do with that routine, Elfi.
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo. Bailey's back.
Would kill for, and you're flushing it away.
Would you shut up?
Wow.
Ya gotta throw your best tricks as hard as you can.
Yeah, Haley!
Yeah, Haley!
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I sucked my way to Worlds.
Yeah, just one second. She's right here.
Yeah, kinda, I do.
Yeah, long enough to hook up with my mom.
Yeah, looks like we got another routine.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, that kid...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry, I understand.
Yeah, you floored it all right.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah. Actually, I do.
Yeah. I hope we ate mat hard enough for you.
Yeah. It makes conventionality good and innovation bad.
Yeah. No, thanks.
Yeah. Who taught you to control your landing? Hm?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes. They're called friends. You should try it sometime.
Yet. I mean, you're new.
Yo, let me use your phone.
You are a 24 hour gymnast.
You are a total cliché. You realize that, right?
You are not going to the prom. End of discussion.
You are seriously senile.
You are such a con artist.
You can keep any purse money that you might win, free and clear.
You can make a splash. Let it rip.
You can say that again, Tim.
You chose to be done.
You could understand that. I mean, probably, anyway.
You could win some restitution money.
You did it, kid.
You didn't owe it to me to be a decent coach.
You do your job, let me do mine.
You don't have to like me or like it here.
You don't know the first thing about Worlds.
You dumped us, remember?
You forgot to tell me about the part you were cashing in on it.
You get to fall on your face,
You girls wanna see Vick do a layout?
You give me the speech.
You got a lot of people going to the Olympics.
You got another event. Let's finish big.
You got through an entire letter without using the word gold.
You guys, we are going to scratch and let Nastia...
You heard me, Miss Bossy Booty. I don't like how you act.
You know boys?
You know everything. What could I possibly show you?
You know the strength required for that? You realize what you're doin' to her?
You know this.
You know what you're doing.
You know what? I, uh...
You know what? I'm not tellin' you this story.
You know you wanna go.
You know you've got to endure this.
You know,
You know, broken up, got back together.
You know, Haley makes a good point.
You know, Haley,
You know, helping me. My freedom.
You know, I would be nervous if I were you too.
You know, maybe they judge us so harshly because of one thing:
You know, show you how to really do it.
You know, things were different.
You little...
You look great. I'll see ya later.
You may.
You OK?
You OK?
You owe Chris some respect.
You owed it to me to be a decent human being.
You should really try it some time.
You suck.
You tackle the guard, I'll grab Haley.
You tanked like a rock star. That was insane.
You think I'm a bitch?
You thought he was on your side?
You throw 'em over a shoulder and violate their personal space?
You used to be a good dad.
You used to be such a good kid.
You wanna throw hard tricks, throw hard tricks.
You wanna win the purse, we get it.
You will miss me.
You will not throw a double back without training it first.
You won't crash.
You'd be sittin' at Texas Military Academy now.
You'll win floor at event finals for sure.
You're gonna go back in there. Finish this meet.
You're gonna keep going until Haley participates.
You're gonna shut up and drive.
You're here to place top three, win money and get out.
You're kidding.
You're not actually pushing
You're not going to tell me, are you?
You're not supposed to be up here, Burt.
You're one of the most judgmental people I've ever met.
You're poppin' the clutch. Losin' traction.
You're poppin' your clutch.
You're pushin' it.
You're pushing it, Haley.
You're the one that gave up. Guess you learned that from your mom.
You're the one that told me to floor it.
Your ass, your back, your knees and your pride.
Your bra was sticking out.
Your daddy called every elite gym in the country.
Your daughter is the best one, I've gotta say.
Your father is willing to subsidize two options...
Your hardest tricks because she knows you'll mess up.
Your head would stick to your butt.
Your muscles.
Your routines were amazing.
Your secret is safe with me.
A what? An apple butt.
Ah! Think about your weenus.
Alice! How are you?
All right, Haley! Woo! Yeah...
All right, Wei Wei. Way to go!
Am I right, Haley? Are you still pimping that speech?
And I'm so sorry about them. Why? It's hilarious.
And lose the hat tomorrow. Lose the gum.
And then... Mm? Huh?
Bye ya. Later.
Bye, Vick. He can't hear you.
Call me. Stalk you.
Call you guys later. Sweet.
Can we visit? Yeah, when you bust me out.
Can't I be upset? Can I go compete now?
Chris Defrank's? Hey...
Close your eyes. Over my dead body.
Come on, Haley, let it rip. Woo! Let's go, Haley!
Come on, Nastia! She's goin' for it.
Come on, Vick! Go, Vick!
Come on, Wei Wei, let's go! You got it. Come on, let it rip.
Come on, Wei Wei! Come on, Wei Wei! Whoo!
Come on! I don't have a clue.
Come on! Yeah!
Come on! ... if an undergarment's showing.
Come on. You got it. Joanne!
Come on. You got this. Let's see what ya got.
Cracker! Cracker, wait up!
Did you catch that? What?
Did you see it? Yeah, I saw it.
Diva. Dee vil.
Don't worry. I'll totally shave. OK.
Dude. What?
Ew! Ew! Unsanitary.
Excuse me. I'll take this one. OK.
Fascinating. What?
Get dressed, Haley. Yeah, uh...
Get goin'! What are you talking about?
Get out. There's like six other empty pools.
Girls. I'm practically a Dalmatian.
Go. Come on, Cracker.
Good luck, girls. Later.
Good, job, girls. I'm so hot. It's so hot outside.
Haley! Hey, Haley! What's up?
Haley! Hey, Mina.
Here. You OK? Yeah, I'm fine.
Hey. Be with you in a minute.
Hey. Ew.
Hey. Hey, Wei Wei.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hi.
Hey. Uh, he might break a hip.
Hey. What the?
Hey. Scotch. Neat, please. Yes, sir.
Hmm? Yeah, I can handle it.
Holy shit! Damn.
How's that? You'll trust me
I don't wanna hear... I got insurance.
I got insurance. Oh, really? Well, no, thank you.
I gotta go warm up beam. Haley.
I know! Woo!
I need to talk to you. OK.
I understand. Believe me. Could you move, please?
I wanna control my tricks. What was that? Did you say something?
I'll do what I said I'd do. For real.
I'll have the check Tuesday. Wonderful.
I'll tackle the warden, you find her. Oh, now it's a warden.
I'll take her. Over my dead body.
I'm quite aware. This about her routine?
I'm so glad we picked her. Picked her?
I'm so glad we picked her. Whoo!
I'm so hungry. Let's get some nachos.
I'm so... Don't.
I'm sorry. You know what?
Instimulating? I totally earned my spot.
Is Poot? No.
It feels much better. Good, good.
It's all right. Nice stick, Wei Wei.
It's all right. Let's go! Come on, Haley!
It's really gross. Too late.
It's your call. Don't do it, Vick.
Ivan can help you with that. Hmm?
Jesus, Hay. What? You can cry.
Joanne. Hmm?
Join us. What is she doing here?
Juvy, huh? You call this juvy? Hmm.
Later. See ya.
Layout! Layout! Layout!
Let me have custody, Your Honor. Alice!
Let me, let me, let me... Don't!
Let's do it, Cracker! Go, GC!
Let's go. Come on. Whoa, gramps.
Little CPR might do you good. Haley!
Maybe I should tell 'em to stick it. Yeah, like you know how to stick it.
Maybe. Yes. Maybe they will.
Mina, right? Yeah, Mina.
Mom. The Classic could be a qualifier
Nice. What?
No, no. ... if that's OK.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No. Do you wanna keep it that way,
No. Don't bail.
No. Hey, hey, hey.
No. They've been stretching.
No. Yes, I am. Know what?
No. I didn't even qualify. That is so lame.
No. No. No. I'm going to prom.
Oh, fantastic, thank you. Yeah?
Oh! What? I can't hold it.
Oh. These yours?
OK, we have to go, guys. Wait, wait. Take my phone.
OK. May I?
OK. Phyllis.
OK. Good luck in the future. Thank you.
Phyllis. And... we have an agreement
Phyllis. Mom.
Probably riding a ton. We've got this new location...
Really? I do.
Right there. So you're just dumping me?
She's six. Oh...
Shh! What?
Shut up. Hey.
So, what happened? Yeah, where you goin'?
Speak up. OK, great.
Stop flooring it. Way to build trust.
Thank you. Are you serious?
Thank you. I'm so pissed at that kid.
Thanks! We'll talk later?
That aren't as deep. You're not that good.
That shit was legendary. Off the hook!
That's 20 hours a week. Well, she's a star.
That's not too bad. Not... not good.
That's wrong. Come on. You got it.
The floor? Trash? 'Scuse me? Can you move?
The judges. Whatever. You rock.
The tights? What are they? In Special Ed?
They stretched. They need to warm up.
This is a really bad idea. Come on, Vick.
This is ridiculous. Woo!
Tim, I'm shocked. Oh, crap.
Uh, my feet were glued. Yeah, to a high speed bus.
Very consistent. Lookin' good.
VGA it is. What?
Watch your rotation. Morning, ladies.
We found this new, uh... I got new...
We're cool. Thanks. Yeah.
We're gonna be here all night. Lift your knees... Joanne.
We're so sorry. Yeah.
Well, where should I go? Eh, you'll figure it out.
Wha?! Oh, my gosh...
What about the rules? It'd be mayhem.
What about you? Our deal?
What are you guys doing here? What's up? Cracker.
What happened? Uh... I don't know.
What was that? Nothing.
What? Haley...
What? What do you mean, dude?
What? Yeah, boy!
What'll you use? I'll steal my brother's.
What's up your butt? What'd you say about my butt?
What's up? Hiya.
Where we gonna go? I'll coach you myself.
Whoa. Don't force it, Lacey. Easy.
Why not? Ew!
Woo! Hey, man.
Ye... Hey, stupid.
Yeah, good one. Tuf Skin.
Yeah, good one. Tuf Skin.
Yeah? You gonna hurt yourself? Probably.
Yeah. Ow!
Yeah. Uh, lives.
Yeah. Absolutely. She's the best.
You can do it! Peer pressure.
You didn't have to do that. I...
You gonna be ready soon? Yep.
You got it! Go, Haley!
You just get to decide? Yes.
You mean a Tsukahara? No. I mean a Butt ahara.
You mean the goal. Did I say gold?
You need some lipstick. No. Mom.
You see that? What?
You want me to go back to Defrank's? Well, you don't listen to me.
You warmed up? What, to you? No.
You'd know, huh? Nice.
You've no idea. We had maneuvers. Check this out.
...and coaches is because this is gymnastics.
...and Joanne.
...at Worlds.
...Brooke...
...called VGA.
...deserve to be. A what?
...Devon...
...ever.
...got back up on the tramp and,
...Haley Graham... has very graciously
...I haven't been ready for anything steady.
...in and of itself.
...Lacey. Joanne will be an alternate.
...my head's up my butt too.
...nobody cares.
...or the officials?
...proud to be your coach.
...rip my family apart.
...tell you the truth...
...they're just jealous.
...um, choke.
...Wei Wei.
...World Championships two years ago.
...yes!
...you choose to compete in the IG Classic, you can come back.
'cause I'd be wasting my time.
'Cause of the scratching, looks like Mina Hoyt
'Cause there are alternates who would like to compete.
'cause we're goin' out! Ow!
'Cause your head's already up there! Ah!
'Morning, Haley.
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