A bond that cannot be broken.
A bond that cannot be broken. from Team America: World Police (2004)
A rittle ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
A rittle ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
About the Chechnyans being in charge.
About the Chechnyans being in charge. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Act your way past those guards and see what you can find out.
Act your way past those guards and see what you can find out. from Team America: World Police (2004)
After blowing up half of Cairo.
After blowing up half of Cairo. from Team America: World Police (2004)
After the show, I was asked if I wanted to go meet
After the show, I was asked if I wanted to go meet from Team America: World Police (2004)
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS from Team America: World Police (2004)
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS from Team America: World Police (2004)
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS from Team America: World Police (2004)
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS from Team America: World Police (2004)
Alec Baldwin is head of the Film Actors Guild.
Alec Baldwin is head of the Film Actors Guild. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Alec Baldwin is rallying all the members of the Film Actors Guild.
Alec Baldwin is rallying all the members of the Film Actors Guild. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All American actor who graduated Iowa University summa cum laude
All American actor who graduated Iowa University summa cum laude from Team America: World Police (2004)
All around the world, there will be massive exprosions.
All around the world, there will be massive exprosions. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All because of me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All compretery unaware that the world is about to change forever.
All compretery unaware that the world is about to change forever. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All covered in shit. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All I ask Is that you're a woman
All I ask Is that you're a woman from Team America: World Police (2004)
All I ask Is that you're a woman
All I ask Is that you're a woman from Team America: World Police (2004)
All I can think about is your smile.
All I can think about is your smile. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, Gary, you follow me. The rest of the team,
All right, Gary, you follow me. The rest of the team, from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, good job, Sarah. Now, everyone make for the tavern.
All right, good job, Sarah. Now, everyone make for the tavern. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, I'll trust you.
All right, I'll trust you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, listen carefully. The WMDs are located
All right, listen carefully. The WMDs are located from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, team, let's move to the inner city. Keep it quiet.
All right, team, let's move to the inner city. Keep it quiet. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, team, we've only got one shot at this, so listen up.
All right, team, we've only got one shot at this, so listen up. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, team. We're nearing Derka Derkastan.
All right, team. We're nearing Derka Derkastan. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, that does it. Get out of here, you drunk lowlife.
All right, that does it. Get out of here, you drunk lowlife. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, that's the tavern with the blue door.
All right, that's the tavern with the blue door. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, you guys, I hate to break up this little party,
All right, you guys, I hate to break up this little party, from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right. Come on, team, we gotta find that stage.
All right. Come on, team, we gotta find that stage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right. Thanks. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right. We fucking did it.
All right. We fucking did it. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All that matters, Gary, is what you have here.
All that matters, Gary, is what you have here. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All that Team America does is create new enemies.
All that Team America does is create new enemies. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All you in the audience should go to your homes now.
All you in the audience should go to your homes now. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Already expected to attend are Helen Hunt,
Already expected to attend are Helen Hunt, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Amazing. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America... Fuck from Team America: World Police (2004)
An actor convincing enough to make the terrorists think he's one of them.
An actor convincing enough to make the terrorists think he's one of them. from Team America: World Police (2004)
An actor with a double major in theater and world languages?
An actor with a double major in theater and world languages? from Team America: World Police (2004)
An attack in Panama today has left thousands dead.
An attack in Panama today has left thousands dead. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And a damn fine cop. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
And a damn fine cop. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And all I'm trying to say.
And all I'm trying to say. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And as the leaders of your countries, you have the power
And as the leaders of your countries, you have the power from Team America: World Police (2004)
And every single minute of every single day,
And every single minute of every single day, from Team America: World Police (2004)
And everything around him before he can set them off.
And everything around him before he can set them off. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And fends only for themselves.
And fends only for themselves. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And finally, we have our psychology expert. Where's Lisa?
And finally, we have our psychology expert. Where's Lisa? from Team America: World Police (2004)
And get on the ground. You're under arrest.
And get on the ground. You're under arrest. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And get the fuck out of here.
And get the fuck out of here. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And he wants us to be the keynote speakers.
And he wants us to be the keynote speakers. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And I am the greatest terrorist ever to have rived.
And I am the greatest terrorist ever to have rived. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And I miss you from Team America: World Police (2004)
And I miss you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And I miss you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And if we don't all chip in.
And if we don't all chip in. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And if we don't all chip in.
And if we don't all chip in. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass
And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass from Team America: World Police (2004)
And if you don't believe it, then you better kill me now,
And if you don't believe it, then you better kill me now, from Team America: World Police (2004)
And if you don't throw in your buck o five, who will?
And if you don't throw in your buck o five, who will? from Team America: World Police (2004)
And if you don't throw in your buck o five, who will?
And if you don't throw in your buck o five, who will? from Team America: World Police (2004)
And if you even try to touch Kim Jong II,
And if you even try to touch Kim Jong II, from Team America: World Police (2004)
And intelligence tells us they plan to use them.
And intelligence tells us they plan to use them. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And it takes a pussy to show them that.
And it takes a pussy to show them that. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And just what does this have to do with me?
And just what does this have to do with me? from Team America: World Police (2004)
And Kim Jong II is an asshole.
And Kim Jong II is an asshole. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.
And laughed and played with gumdrop smiles. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And now Gyron is smeared With Barmack porren.
And now Gyron is smeared With Barmack porren. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And now some Hollywood celebrities are lashing out.
And now some Hollywood celebrities are lashing out. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And now the tables are turned, and I don't know if I can trust you.
And now the tables are turned, and I don't know if I can trust you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And now we present to you the very best in North Korean music.
And now we present to you the very best in North Korean music. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And now you see, the new world is inevitabre.
And now you see, the new world is inevitabre. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And now, radies and gentlemen, Mr Arec Barrwin.
And now, radies and gentlemen, Mr Arec Barrwin. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And once he's on the inside, cover his back.
And once he's on the inside, cover his back. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And only one emptiness will do.
And only one emptiness will do. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And put that cock right in his mouth.
And put that cock right in his mouth. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced
And rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced from Team America: World Police (2004)
And show us a passage of time.
And show us a passage of time. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And so from Team America: World Police (2004)
And so this is the end of our story.
And so this is the end of our story. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And something even better happened.
And something even better happened. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And that shitty movie, too.
And that shitty movie, too. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And that shitty movie, too.
And that shitty movie, too. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And the idiots in charge are making it worse.
And the idiots in charge are making it worse. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.
And then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And then Team America goes out, and the corporations sit there in their...
And then Team America goes out, and the corporations sit there in their... from Team America: World Police (2004)
And they hate everything about you.
And they hate everything about you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And they make money. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And this is Sarah, from Team America: World Police (2004)
And training new terrorists for the attack.
And training new terrorists for the attack. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And until then from Team America: World Police (2004)
And wait for the goddamn signal this time. Goodbye.
And wait for the goddamn signal this time. Goodbye. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And while all the world's most important people are distracted here,
And while all the world's most important people are distracted here, from Team America: World Police (2004)
And with every shot Show a little improvement.
And with every shot Show a little improvement. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And with every shot Show a little improvement.
And with every shot Show a little improvement. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And without an actor, they were like pigs to the slaughter.
And without an actor, they were like pigs to the slaughter. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And would you start to feel bad?
And would you start to feel bad? from Team America: World Police (2004)
And you've got to reach your prime.
And you've got to reach your prime. from Team America: World Police (2004)
And your guards won't let me into certain areas.
And your guards won't let me into certain areas. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Anybody know of any terrorist attacks coming up soon?
Anybody know of any terrorist attacks coming up soon? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Are being organized for one massive worldwide attack.
Are being organized for one massive worldwide attack. from Team America: World Police (2004)
As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers
As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers from Team America: World Police (2004)
As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone.
As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
Assholes who just wanna shit on everything. from Team America: World Police (2004)
At 7:15 this morning, the terrorists carried out their attack.
At 7:15 this morning, the terrorists carried out their attack. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Attention. Attention, everyone.
Attention. Attention, everyone. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Basically, all the worst parts of the Bible.
Basically, all the worst parts of the Bible. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Baxter will take you wherever you wanna go. Just remember,
Baxter will take you wherever you wanna go. Just remember, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Baxter, I think we can valmorphanize safely now.
Baxter, I think we can valmorphanize safely now. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Because I wouldn't go along with their plans.
Because I wouldn't go along with their plans. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Because I'll put a jihad on you, too.
Because I'll put a jihad on you, too. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Because I've just been contacted by a very important political leader
Because I've just been contacted by a very important political leader from Team America: World Police (2004)
Because like it or not, you're the one with the power to do something.
Because like it or not, you're the one with the power to do something. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Because my acting saved the entire world.
Because my acting saved the entire world. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Because pussies get fucked by dicks.
Because pussies get fucked by dicks. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Because then there will be barance.
Because then there will be barance. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Because they destroyed our lives.
Because they destroyed our lives. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Because you're the one with the power to...
Because you're the one with the power to... from Team America: World Police (2004)
Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place.
Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Bonjour, everyone. Don't worry. Everything is bon.
Bonjour, everyone. Don't worry. Everything is bon. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Bring her upstairs. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Bring in the submarines. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Bring it down! Bring it all down!
Bring it down! Bring it all down! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched.
Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But also with Barmacks Who are giant bees.
But also with Barmacks Who are giant bees. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But dicks also fuck assholes,
But dicks also fuck assholes, from Team America: World Police (2004)
But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.
But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But he's the best martial arts expert Detroit has to offer.
But he's the best martial arts expert Detroit has to offer. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole,
But I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, from Team America: World Police (2004)
But I have to control them
But I have to control them from Team America: World Police (2004)
But it all went wrong And now I must decree.
But it all went wrong And now I must decree. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But it was too late. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But Kim Jong II is a lot worse.
But Kim Jong II is a lot worse. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But nobody ristens No one understands.
But nobody ristens No one understands. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But nobody ristens No one understands.
But nobody ristens No one understands. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But now somebody has supplied the terrorists with WMDs.
But now somebody has supplied the terrorists with WMDs. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But only if you from Team America: World Police (2004)
But some people out there want you dead.
But some people out there want you dead. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But sometimes pussies get so full of shit
But sometimes pussies get so full of shit from Team America: World Police (2004)
But the only thing that can fuck an asshole
But the only thing that can fuck an asshole from Team America: World Police (2004)
But then you got your assholes, Chuck.
But then you got your assholes, Chuck. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But there's still a lot of bad guys out there.
But there's still a lot of bad guys out there. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control.
But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But where's the team? from Team America: World Police (2004)
But you are worthress, Arec Barrwin You are worthress, Arec Barrwin.
But you are worthress, Arec Barrwin You are worthress, Arec Barrwin. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But you see, peace always finds a way.
But you see, peace always finds a way. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But you're still the only hope to stop these newer terrorists.
But you're still the only hope to stop these newer terrorists. from Team America: World Police (2004)
But you've let me down before.
But you've let me down before. from Team America: World Police (2004)
By following the rules of the Film Actors Guild,
By following the rules of the Film Actors Guild, from Team America: World Police (2004)
By the fiery, black liquid death.
By the fiery, black liquid death. from Team America: World Police (2004)
By the time my show is over, it will be far too rate.
By the time my show is over, it will be far too rate. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Cairo. That's in Egypt. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Carson. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Children are walking to school, friends are sitting in movie theatres.
Children are walking to school, friends are sitting in movie theatres. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Come on, everybody We got quilting to do.
Come on, everybody We got quilting to do. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Come on, Gary, act. You have the power.
Come on, Gary, act. You have the power. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Come on, Gary, hurry. You've got to act fast.
Come on, Gary, hurry. You've got to act fast. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Come on, let's go. We're running out of time.
Come on, let's go. We're running out of time. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Come on, stop trying to hit me and hit me.
Come on, stop trying to hit me and hit me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Come on. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Come. They're onto us! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah.
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah.
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Congratulations, Gary. You've done an amazing thing.
Congratulations, Gary. You've done an amazing thing. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Congraturations, Team America, you have stopped nothing.
Congraturations, Team America, you have stopped nothing. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Copy, Sarah. You get Gary, we'll go after the terrorists.
Copy, Sarah. You get Gary, we'll go after the terrorists. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Dear God. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Dicks, pussies and assholes.
Dicks, pussies and assholes. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Die! Infidels! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Do something, Arec Barrwin!
Do something, Arec Barrwin! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am, Hans Brix?
Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am, Hans Brix? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?
Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Do you remember that? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Dog eats dog, as everyone attacks everyone
Dog eats dog, as everyone attacks everyone from Team America: World Police (2004)
Don't fucking move! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Don't fucking move! You were all going to be treated
Don't fucking move! You were all going to be treated from Team America: World Police (2004)
Don't let them get away. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Don't mind Chris. He may be lacking courtesy,
Don't mind Chris. He may be lacking courtesy, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Don't move, protester, or I'll blow your commie brains out.
Don't move, protester, or I'll blow your commie brains out. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Don't worry, fellas, I've got my pass right here.
Don't worry, fellas, I've got my pass right here. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Don't you see this is just what the terrorists want us to do?
Don't you see this is just what the terrorists want us to do? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Drop your weapons. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Easy, easy. You gotta calm down there, Chuck.
Easy, easy. You gotta calm down there, Chuck. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Even while the world around you spirals downward.
Even while the world around you spirals downward. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Every actor, grab a gun and keep Team America
Every actor, grab a gun and keep Team America from Team America: World Police (2004)
Every country will be a Third World country.
Every country will be a Third World country. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Everyone has AIDS My grandma and my dog Ole Blue.
Everyone has AIDS My grandma and my dog Ole Blue. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
Everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Everyone has AIDS. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Everyone has AIDS. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help,
Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Exactly right, Joe. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Fear not, Muslim friends. We're here to find terrorists.
Fear not, Muslim friends. We're here to find terrorists. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Feel rike a bird in a cage.
Feel rike a bird in a cage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Find someone else who will love you. Find someone else and be happy.
Find someone else who will love you. Find someone else and be happy. from Team America: World Police (2004)
For a massive international peace conference.
For a massive international peace conference. from Team America: World Police (2004)
For Team America's actions in Cairo.
For Team America's actions in Cairo. from Team America: World Police (2004)
For the truth is that Team America fights for the billion dollar corporations.
For the truth is that Team America fights for the billion dollar corporations. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Freedom costs a buck o five.
Freedom costs a buck o five. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Freedom costs a buck o five.
Freedom costs a buck o five. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Freedom is the only way Yeah.
Freedom is the only way Yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Freedom is the only way, yeah.
Freedom is the only way, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Freedom is the only way, yeah.
Freedom is the only way, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Freedom isn't free. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Freedom isn't free. from Team America: World Police (2004)
From just a beginner to a pro.
From just a beginner to a pro. from Team America: World Police (2004)
From reaching this ceremony at all costs.
From reaching this ceremony at all costs. from Team America: World Police (2004)
From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. has gathered,
From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. has gathered, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Fuck him. We don't need an actor.
Fuck him. We don't need an actor. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Fuck off, Team America! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary has already proven to me
Gary has already proven to me from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary isn't in the tavern. I think he may be with...
Gary isn't in the tavern. I think he may be with... from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary stopped the terrorists in Cairo.
Gary stopped the terrorists in Cairo. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary, Chris, come in. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary, I'm afraid there's no time.
Gary, I'm afraid there's no time. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary, if for some reason your cover is blown
Gary, if for some reason your cover is blown from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary, no. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary, this is Joe, all star quarterback from the University of Nebraska.
Gary, this is Joe, all star quarterback from the University of Nebraska. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did.
Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.
Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary, you must use your acting
Gary, you must use your acting from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary! Help me! Get this thing off of me! Gary!
Gary! Help me! Get this thing off of me! Gary! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary? You okay? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary. Help me! Help me! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary. Hey, hold on a second.
Gary. Hey, hold on a second. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary. Oh, no. Help me! Help me!
Gary. Oh, no. Help me! Help me! from Team America: World Police (2004)
George Clooney, Liv Tyler, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon,
George Clooney, Liv Tyler, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Get away from I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
Get away from I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Get off of me! Get this thing off of me! Gary!
Get off of me! Get this thing off of me! Gary! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Get out of here, I said. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Go faster, you idiot. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Go get them, cowboy. from Team America: World Police (2004)
God damn it, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
God damn it, open your fucking ears.
God damn it, open your fucking ears. from Team America: World Police (2004)
God, I'm so confused. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Good going, F.A.G. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Goodbye, Team America. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.
Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Greetings, Mr Johnston. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Grobal stabirity unravels.
Grobal stabirity unravels. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Guys, are you all right? Where's Lisa?
Guys, are you all right? Where's Lisa? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Guys, guys, guys! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hakmed. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hang on, team. Someone has broken into the hangar.
Hang on, team. Someone has broken into the hangar. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hans Brix? Oh, no. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hans, you're breaking my barrs here. Hans, you're breaking my barrs.
Hans, you're breaking my barrs here. Hans, you're breaking my barrs. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Have Sarah and Joe lock on to our...
Have Sarah and Joe lock on to our... from Team America: World Police (2004)
Having so little faith in humanity must make you a very lonely man.
Having so little faith in humanity must make you a very lonely man. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He asks what part of the deal you did not understand.
He asks what part of the deal you did not understand. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He proved it last night by sucking my cock.
He proved it last night by sucking my cock. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He says perhaps his translator did not make it clear to you.
He says perhaps his translator did not make it clear to you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He was terrible in that film
He was terrible in that film from Team America: World Police (2004)
He was terrible in that film
He was terrible in that film from Team America: World Police (2004)
He was the jock, and I was the little performer.
He was the jock, and I was the little performer. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees
He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees from Team America: World Police (2004)
He's a man who knows from Team America: World Police (2004)
He's a natural born leader.
He's a natural born leader. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He's my hero. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He's way better than Ben Affleck And now.
He's way better than Ben Affleck And now. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He's way better than Ben Affleck And now.
He's way better than Ben Affleck And now. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hello, young man. Congratulations on a terrific performance.
Hello, young man. Congratulations on a terrific performance. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hello? Anybody? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Here we go. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Here, let me loose. I'll show you where the theater is.
Here, let me loose. I'll show you where the theater is. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Here, Spottswoode's monitoring from the base.
Here, Spottswoode's monitoring from the base. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Here, you'd better have this.
Here, you'd better have this. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Herro? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hey, Baxter. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hey, guys, I think we should pull over.
Hey, guys, I think we should pull over. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hey, have you ever thought of telling Sarah how you feel?
Hey, have you ever thought of telling Sarah how you feel? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hey, hold on a second, are you from Hollywood?
Hey, hold on a second, are you from Hollywood? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hey, Sarah, do you mind if I dance with you?
Hey, Sarah, do you mind if I dance with you? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hey, terrorist. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hey, that's here. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hey, weren't you the actor in that Broadway show?
Hey, weren't you the actor in that Broadway show? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hey, yeah, it is you. Do that scene where everyone gets AIDS.
Hey, yeah, it is you. Do that scene where everyone gets AIDS. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hey, you don't need to see my credentials.
Hey, you don't need to see my credentials. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hope it's as good as they say it is.
Hope it's as good as they say it is. from Team America: World Police (2004)
How do you make yourself so somber and emotional
How do you make yourself so somber and emotional from Team America: World Police (2004)
How is it my responsibility to do something?
How is it my responsibility to do something? from Team America: World Police (2004)
How we gonna do that? from Team America: World Police (2004)
How you rike that, you fucking cocksucker?
How you rike that, you fucking cocksucker? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hundreds of people turned out at Mount Rushmore today to protest.
Hundreds of people turned out at Mount Rushmore today to protest. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hurry, friend. We must make our escape.
Hurry, friend. We must make our escape. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I am not. The others tied me up
I am not. The others tied me up from Team America: World Police (2004)
I am sick of you terrorists fucking it up.
I am sick of you terrorists fucking it up. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I am still in the process of recruiting
I am still in the process of recruiting from Team America: World Police (2004)
I believe you can do this, Gary.
I believe you can do this, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I can't fight terrorists. I don't know anything about guns or jets.
I can't fight terrorists. I don't know anything about guns or jets. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I cannot berieve that I actually have a Chechnyan standing here
I cannot berieve that I actually have a Chechnyan standing here from Team America: World Police (2004)
I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed
I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed from Team America: World Police (2004)
I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.
I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I couldn't wait to see it.
I couldn't wait to see it. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I don't act any more. I gave that up.
I don't act any more. I gave that up. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I don't have any weapons of mass destruction, okay, Hans?
I don't have any weapons of mass destruction, okay, Hans? from Team America: World Police (2004)
I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world,
I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, from Team America: World Police (2004)
I don't know nothing about fancy cars and fancy restaurants.
I don't know nothing about fancy cars and fancy restaurants. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I don't know. But I think I see it, too.
I don't know. But I think I see it, too. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I don't need one heartbeat I need two.
I don't need one heartbeat I need two. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I don't want the guilt, I don't want the shame
I don't want the guilt, I don't want the shame from Team America: World Police (2004)
I fell in. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I got him, Carson. He's heading for the Louvre.
I got him, Carson. He's heading for the Louvre. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I got my reasons. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I got something for you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I got you, Sarah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I guess you're with me, cockfag.
I guess you're with me, cockfag. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I had to come back. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I hate to break this to you, Gary,
I hate to break this to you, Gary, from Team America: World Police (2004)
I have an incredible offer for you, Gary. If you're interested, follow me this way.
I have an incredible offer for you, Gary. If you're interested, follow me this way. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I have worked ten years on this pran.
I have worked ten years on this pran. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I heard there might be a large terrorist attack.
I heard there might be a large terrorist attack. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I just don't know how you do it, Gary.
I just don't know how you do it, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I know about Carson. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I know how it feels. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I know I walked out, but I'd do anything to take it back.
I know I walked out, but I'd do anything to take it back. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I know you all don't like Team America a whole lot right now,
I know you all don't like Team America a whole lot right now, from Team America: World Police (2004)
I know. And so are the triggers to WMDs poised all around the globe.
I know. And so are the triggers to WMDs poised all around the globe. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I left them at home and I'm running late.
I left them at home and I'm running late. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I like balls. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I lost her. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I love your balls. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark.
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I need this, I need love I need you
I need this, I need love I need you from Team America: World Police (2004)
I need you like Ben Affleck Needs acting school.
I need you like Ben Affleck Needs acting school. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I need you like Ben Affleck Needs acting school.
I need you like Ben Affleck Needs acting school. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I need you like Cuba Gooding Needed a bigger part.
I need you like Cuba Gooding Needed a bigger part. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I promise. I will never die.
I promise. I will never die. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I remember the first time we met.
I remember the first time we met. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I said I'd never die. But now I'm dead inside.
I said I'd never die. But now I'm dead inside. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I sense that I'm becoming attracted to Gary.
I sense that I'm becoming attracted to Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I sense that you're slightly confused right now.
I sense that you're slightly confused right now. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I swear they won't reach this stage.
I swear they won't reach this stage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I think I can finally let it go.
I think I can finally let it go. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I think I know just what we need.
I think I know just what we need. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I think it's better than all right. It's great!
I think it's better than all right. It's great! from Team America: World Police (2004)
I told you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I treasure yours, Lisa. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down and...
I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down and... from Team America: World Police (2004)
I wanna take a detour. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I want to believe in you, Gary, I really do.
I want to believe in you, Gary, I really do. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I was 19 years old when the musical Cats came to our town.
I was 19 years old when the musical Cats came to our town. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I was doing a lot of thinking on the ride over here.
I was doing a lot of thinking on the ride over here. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit.
I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village
I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village from Team America: World Police (2004)
I was just thinking. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I was just wondering if I can let go of an old, painful memory.
I was just wondering if I can let go of an old, painful memory. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I was ****d by Mr Mistoffelees.
I was ****d by Mr Mistoffelees. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I was sent from planet Gyron To conquer the Earth
I was sent from planet Gyron To conquer the Earth from Team America: World Police (2004)
I was thinking that I want you to marry me.
I was thinking that I want you to marry me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I will detonate the WMDs from Team America: World Police (2004)
I will return! from Team America: World Police (2004)
I work rearry hard And make up great prans.
I work rearry hard And make up great prans. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I work rearry hard And make up great prans.
I work rearry hard And make up great prans. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. has intercepted communications
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. has intercepted communications from Team America: World Police (2004)
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. tells us the attack is imminent.
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. tells us the attack is imminent. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., initiate detonation sequence on the ships.
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., initiate detonation sequence on the ships. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., what the hell happened?
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., what the hell happened? from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'd like to buy you a beer.
I'd like to buy you a beer. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'll give you all the time I can.
I'll give you all the time I can. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'll just be ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'll make sure nobody's watching.
I'll make sure nobody's watching. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'll make them see Everyone has AIDS.
I'll make them see Everyone has AIDS. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'll never act again. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm afraid it could be 9/11 times 1,000.
I'm afraid it could be 9/11 times 1,000. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm afraid your world is over.
I'm afraid your world is over. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm clearing your minds of all anxiety.
I'm clearing your minds of all anxiety. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm completely lost. I've hit rock bottom.
I'm completely lost. I've hit rock bottom. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm glad you all agree. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
I'm gonna fucking kill you! from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm gonna have to breach.
I'm gonna have to breach. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm not going anywhere with this fucking traitor.
I'm not going anywhere with this fucking traitor. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is extremely valuable.
I'm not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is extremely valuable. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm on it. Just hang on, Sarah.
I'm on it. Just hang on, Sarah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm pranning the attack. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm so ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm so ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm so ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm sorry I'm not the man you think I am.
I'm sorry I'm not the man you think I am. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm sorry I've been so hard on you.
I'm sorry I've been so hard on you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you.
I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm sorry, Lisa. I didn't mean to bring up...
I'm sorry, Lisa. I didn't mean to bring up... from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm sorry. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm supposed to leave the fate of the world in your hands?
I'm supposed to leave the fate of the world in your hands? from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm using it to blow up North Korea.
I'm using it to blow up North Korea. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I've got Korean aircraft at one o'clock.
I've got Korean aircraft at one o'clock. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I've got one on my tail! from Team America: World Police (2004)
I've gotta bail out. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I've heard a lot about your acting, Mr Johnston.
I've heard a lot about your acting, Mr Johnston. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I've intercepted communications that several terrorist groups
I've intercepted communications that several terrorist groups from Team America: World Police (2004)
I've just got one piece of bad news for you, Robbins.
I've just got one piece of bad news for you, Robbins. from Team America: World Police (2004)
If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice?
If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice? from Team America: World Police (2004)
If I mess up here, from Team America: World Police (2004)
If I mess up here, from Team America: World Police (2004)
If there's still a world left when this is all over,
If there's still a world left when this is all over, from Team America: World Police (2004)
If violence is all those bastards understand, then violence they'll get.
If violence is all those bastards understand, then violence they'll get. from Team America: World Police (2004)
If we focus our acting on global politics,
If we focus our acting on global politics, from Team America: World Police (2004)
If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
If you did that, I would make love to you right now. from Team America: World Police (2004)
If you fade out It seems like more time has passed.
If you fade out It seems like more time has passed. from Team America: World Police (2004)
If you tell me what it is, maybe I could help out.
If you tell me what it is, maybe I could help out. from Team America: World Police (2004)
If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom?
If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom? from Team America: World Police (2004)
If you were asked to give up Your dreams for freedom?
If you were asked to give up Your dreams for freedom? from Team America: World Police (2004)
If you're going to storm Kim Jong II's palace single handed,
If you're going to storm Kim Jong II's palace single handed, from Team America: World Police (2004)
If your acting is successful, you'll be able to get us the information we need
If your acting is successful, you'll be able to get us the information we need from Team America: World Police (2004)
In a different way. from Team America: World Police (2004)
In a secret bunker 20 yards east of this building.
In a secret bunker 20 yards east of this building. from Team America: World Police (2004)
In anything, if you want to go.
In anything, if you want to go. from Team America: World Police (2004)
In anything, if you want to go.
In anything, if you want to go. from Team America: World Police (2004)
In five minutes. from Team America: World Police (2004)
In San Francisco. from Team America: World Police (2004)
In the box to your reft is the mastermind of this spectacurar show,
In the box to your reft is the mastermind of this spectacurar show, from Team America: World Police (2004)
In the meantime, the world wants to deal with dangerous individuals
In the meantime, the world wants to deal with dangerous individuals from Team America: World Police (2004)
In the midst of the chaos,
In the midst of the chaos, from Team America: World Police (2004)
In their BLACK HAWK helicopters.
In their BLACK HAWK helicopters. from Team America: World Police (2004)
In their corporation buildings, and, see, they're all corporation y,
In their corporation buildings, and, see, they're all corporation y, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Is a dick with some balls.
Is a dick with some balls. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Is also jumping on the Fuck Team America bandwagon.
Is also jumping on the Fuck Team America bandwagon. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Is an international criminal. We're here to arrest him.
Is an international criminal. We're here to arrest him. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Is it anything that you wanna talk about?
Is it anything that you wanna talk about? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Is Pearl Harbor sucked. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Isn't that right, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.?
Isn't that right, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.? from Team America: World Police (2004)
It appears now that I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. was wrong
It appears now that I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. was wrong from Team America: World Police (2004)
It is a very precise and a compricated pran.
It is a very precise and a compricated pran. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It was on that day I put a jihad on them.
It was on that day I put a jihad on them. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It will be years before the terrorists have the resources to attack again.
It will be years before the terrorists have the resources to attack again. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It would be 9/11 times 100.
It would be 9/11 times 100. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's all right. We'll kill these guys, then we'll find out what she wants.
It's all right. We'll kill these guys, then we'll find out what she wants. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's just... Things are really complicated, Gary.
It's just... Things are really complicated, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's me. It's me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's not that hard, really. I just think about the saddest moment in my life.
It's not that hard, really. I just think about the saddest moment in my life. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's not who you are, Gary, it's what you stand for.
It's not who you are, Gary, it's what you stand for. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's okay, Sarah. I treasure your friendship.
It's okay, Sarah. I treasure your friendship. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's only been a short time, but I think that I'm completely in love...
It's only been a short time, but I think that I'm completely in love... from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's the eye of the needle, Gary, and we must both pass through it.
It's the eye of the needle, Gary, and we must both pass through it. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's too painful to see them die.
It's too painful to see them die. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's too soon to be having feelings for you.
It's too soon to be having feelings for you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's uncanny. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's what they would want me to do, Gary.
It's what they would want me to do, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Jackson! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Jesus titty fucking Christ.
Jesus titty fucking Christ. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Jesus titty fucking... from Team America: World Police (2004)
Jesus, I've done it again.
Jesus, I've done it again. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Joe has feelings for you?
Joe has feelings for you? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Joe to Sarah. Looks like we may need to order up a wedding cake.
Joe to Sarah. Looks like we may need to order up a wedding cake. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Joe, do you think it's okay for team members to date?
Joe, do you think it's okay for team members to date? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Joe? But you're like a brother to me.
Joe? But you're like a brother to me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Just a little bit more Than I miss you.
Just a little bit more Than I miss you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Just give me a chance. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Just kidding. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Just think about it, okay? Here, take this.
Just think about it, okay? Here, take this. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Just try to be still. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Kill her. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Kill them. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Kim Jong II? Why is he helping terrorists?
Kim Jong II? Why is he helping terrorists? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Last week in Paris, we caught four terrorists
Last week in Paris, we caught four terrorists from Team America: World Police (2004)
Last year I went to Iraq.
Last year I went to Iraq. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Lead the fight And charge the brigades.
Lead the fight And charge the brigades. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Leave her alone, you son of a bitch!
Leave her alone, you son of a bitch! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Leave that to us. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Let me explain to you how this works.
Let me explain to you how this works. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Let me go. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Let me see your whole palace, or else.
Let me see your whole palace, or else. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you.
Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Let's get ready. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Let's go police the world.
Let's go police the world. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Let's go, bitch. I've done action films.
Let's go, bitch. I've done action films. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Let's not talk. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Lisa can't help it if Gary has feelings for her.
Lisa can't help it if Gary has feelings for her. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Lisa, I treasure your friendship!
Lisa, I treasure your friendship! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Lisa, I'm crazy about you. Will you please forgive me if I...
Lisa, I'm crazy about you. Will you please forgive me if I... from Team America: World Police (2004)
Lisa, you have to live on.
Lisa, you have to live on. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Lisa! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Lisa. Lisa, are you here?
Lisa. Lisa, are you here? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Look out, it's Ethan Hawke and Janeane Garofalo.
Look out, it's Ethan Hawke and Janeane Garofalo. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Look out! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Look out! We've got terrorist aircraft.
Look out! We've got terrorist aircraft. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Look, I wanna make things right.
Look, I wanna make things right. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Look, this is my serious face.
Look, this is my serious face. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Looks like George Clooney and Liv Tyler, 20 yards.
Looks like George Clooney and Liv Tyler, 20 yards. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Looks like he's saying, Kiss me. Kiss me.
Looks like he's saying, Kiss me. Kiss me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Man. Gary is such a great guy.
Man. Gary is such a great guy. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Matt Damon! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Matt Damon. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Matt Damon. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Matt Damon. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them.
Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Missed. Wide right. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Missile lock. I've got missile lock.
Missile lock. I've got missile lock. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Motherfucker. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Moved by Baldwin's impassioned speech,
Moved by Baldwin's impassioned speech, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Mr II, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today,
Mr II, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, from Team America: World Police (2004)
My acting from Team America: World Police (2004)
My acting? from Team America: World Police (2004)
My acting? My acting just got a thousand people killed.
My acting? My acting just got a thousand people killed. from Team America: World Police (2004)
My advice is not to get involved with a team member, Sarah.
My advice is not to get involved with a team member, Sarah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
My fellow actors, we live in a dark time.
My fellow actors, we live in a dark time. from Team America: World Police (2004)
My God, his acting is better than ever.
My God, his acting is better than ever. from Team America: World Police (2004)
My God, that's... I don't even know what that is.
My God, that's... I don't even know what that is. from Team America: World Police (2004)
My name is Hakmed. I'm a terrorist.
My name is Hakmed. I'm a terrorist. from Team America: World Police (2004)
My only bright star. from Team America: World Police (2004)
My only true pal. from Team America: World Police (2004)
My uncle and my cousin And her best friend.
My uncle and my cousin And her best friend. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Namely, us. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Nine hundred and eleven thousand.
Nine hundred and eleven thousand. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No, I think I'd rather team up with you, Joe.
No, I think I'd rather team up with you, Joe. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No, no, no. Wait, wait, hold on.
No, no, no. Wait, wait, hold on. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No, of course not, Joe. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No, there's a hefty fucking fee.
No, there's a hefty fucking fee. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No, there's a hefty fucking fee.
No, there's a hefty fucking fee. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No, you just didn't care if you did.
No, you just didn't care if you did. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No! from Team America: World Police (2004)
No! from Team America: World Police (2004)
No. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No. Blame Team America. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No. He can't be dead. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No. It would be a suicide mission.
No. It would be a suicide mission. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No. We can't look weak and powerless.
No. We can't look weak and powerless. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No. You think so small. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Nobody does. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Nothing to it. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Now that the world is going to be run peacefully,
Now that the world is going to be run peacefully, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Now we've got to get Lisa and stop Kim Jong II.
Now we've got to get Lisa and stop Kim Jong II. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Now you've gone away. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Now, come on, Sarah, that isn't fair.
Now, come on, Sarah, that isn't fair. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Now, isn't that a shame. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Now, let's go get cleaned up.
Now, let's go get cleaned up. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Now, suck my cock. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Now, take your weapons of mass destruction
Now, take your weapons of mass destruction from Team America: World Police (2004)
Now, team, your mission will be to get Gary into that tavern.
Now, team, your mission will be to get Gary into that tavern. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Of course, Derka Derkastan.
Of course, Derka Derkastan. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, Carson. Carson... from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, come on, Sarah. You mean you never realized
Oh, come on, Sarah. You mean you never realized from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, God, no. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, good. I'm so glad you think so.
Oh, good. I'm so glad you think so. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, herro, great to see you again, Hans.
Oh, herro, great to see you again, Hans. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, herro. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, I get it. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, I get it. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, I see. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, my God. What the hell happened?
Oh, my God. What the hell happened? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, no, we aren't. We're dicks!
Oh, no, we aren't. We're dicks! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, no, you're not. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, thank you. I don't believe we've met, Mr...?
Oh, thank you. I don't believe we've met, Mr...? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, yeah? About what? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Okay, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Okay, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Okay, go. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Okay, have a nice day. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Okay, I'll show you, Hans. You ready?
Okay, I'll show you, Hans. You ready? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Okay, let's do it. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Okay, let's do it. from Team America: World Police (2004)
On screen. from Team America: World Police (2004)
One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say,
One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say, from Team America: World Police (2004)
One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla, who tossed him to another.
One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla, who tossed him to another. from Team America: World Police (2004)
One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something.
One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Only a woman Can brighten up my day.
Only a woman Can brighten up my day. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Only a woman Can touch me the right way, yeah.
Only a woman Can touch me the right way, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Only a woman Is allowed to touch me there.
Only a woman Is allowed to touch me there. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Only if you could promise me you'll never die.
Only if you could promise me you'll never die. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Onstage, if I mess up a line, it could mean a bad review.
Onstage, if I mess up a line, it could mean a bad review. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Or else we will be very, very angry with you.
Or else we will be very, very angry with you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Or else what? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Or should I say, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Our dear leader, Kim Jong II, says the weapons of mass destruction
Our dear leader, Kim Jong II, says the weapons of mass destruction from Team America: World Police (2004)
Our only hope is to have somebody act like a terrorist
Our only hope is to have somebody act like a terrorist from Team America: World Police (2004)
Pearl Harbor sucked. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Pearl Harbor sucked. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Pearl Harbor sucked. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Perhaps they'll stop in and say herro.
Perhaps they'll stop in and say herro. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Perhaps we can be ready sooner.
Perhaps we can be ready sooner. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Please, Gary, step into my car.
Please, Gary, step into my car. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Please, Gary, step into my car.
Please, Gary, step into my car. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Please, how can I make you trust me?
Please, how can I make you trust me? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Please, Mr Sheen, Mr Robbins,
Please, Mr Sheen, Mr Robbins, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Please, Spottswoode, you have to believe in me.
Please, Spottswoode, you have to believe in me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Poor rittle me from Team America: World Police (2004)
Poor rittle me from Team America: World Police (2004)
Poor rittle me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Pranet Gyron is inhabited With Zypods rike me.
Pranet Gyron is inhabited With Zypods rike me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Protesting is not enough.
Protesting is not enough. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Pull over, let them pass us, and when they turn around, we charge them.
Pull over, let them pass us, and when they turn around, we charge them. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Pull over? Yes, of course.
Pull over? Yes, of course. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Pull yourself together, Gary. We need you now more than ever.
Pull yourself together, Gary. We need you now more than ever. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time
Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time from Team America: World Police (2004)
Put down the gas can now.
Put down the gas can now. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Put down your weapons now!
Put down your weapons now! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Radies and gentlemen. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Remember, if you think they're onto you, give us the signal.
Remember, if you think they're onto you, give us the signal. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Remember, there is no I in Team America.
Remember, there is no I in Team America. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Remind everyone Of what's going on.
Remind everyone Of what's going on. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Remind everyone Of what's going on.
Remind everyone Of what's going on. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Right here. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Right now famiries are gathering in parks,
Right now famiries are gathering in parks, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Right this way, you maverick renegade.
Right this way, you maverick renegade. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Right. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Rook how much they rove my show. The entire audience is so captivated.
Rook how much they rove my show. The entire audience is so captivated. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg.
Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Samuel Jackson. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah, before we die, I want to finally tell you that I love you.
Sarah, before we die, I want to finally tell you that I love you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah, he's got the bomb. You got a fix?
Sarah, he's got the bomb. You got a fix? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah, really? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah, that isn't going to work. You don't really have mental powers.
Sarah, that isn't going to work. You don't really have mental powers. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah, you and Gary go that way. Chris and I will go right.
Sarah, you and Gary go that way. Chris and I will go right. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah, you did it! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah, you know I didn't mean to hurt you.
Sarah, you know I didn't mean to hurt you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah's a professional at skin grafting and laser valmoriphication.
Sarah's a professional at skin grafting and laser valmoriphication. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Say hello to our new partner.
Say hello to our new partner. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Seems rike no one Takes me seriousry.
Seems rike no one Takes me seriousry. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Seems rike no one Takes me seriousry.
Seems rike no one Takes me seriousry. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Shit, they got by me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Shit. I've got five terrorists going southeast on Baka laka daka Street.
Shit. I've got five terrorists going southeast on Baka laka daka Street. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Shoot them down. Rike dogs.
Shoot them down. Rike dogs. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Show a lot of things Happening at once.
Show a lot of things Happening at once. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Show a lot of things Happening at once.
Show a lot of things Happening at once. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Show us what you're doing, Kim Jong II.
Show us what you're doing, Kim Jong II. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Shut up. We have explicit instructions to watch you.
Shut up. We have explicit instructions to watch you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sir, I am intercepting communications about the terrorists' identities.
Sir, I am intercepting communications about the terrorists' identities. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sit up and take a look, Gary.
Sit up and take a look, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sitting on my rittle throne
Sitting on my rittle throne from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sitting on my rittle throne
Sitting on my rittle throne from Team America: World Police (2004)
Smartass motherfucker. from Team America: World Police (2004)
So lick my butt And suck on my balls.
So lick my butt And suck on my balls. from Team America: World Police (2004)
So lick my butt And suck on my balls.
So lick my butt And suck on my balls. from Team America: World Police (2004)
So now you see why we need you.
So now you see why we need you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while from Team America: World Police (2004)
So ronery and sadry arone.
So ronery and sadry arone. from Team America: World Police (2004)
So ronery and sadry arone.
So ronery and sadry arone. from Team America: World Police (2004)
So ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
So rong, earthrings! from Team America: World Police (2004)
So that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?
So that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it? from Team America: World Police (2004)
So that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions. You got it?
So that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions. You got it? from Team America: World Police (2004)
So this terrorist is shooting at us from the back of his jeep, and he...
So this terrorist is shooting at us from the back of his jeep, and he... from Team America: World Police (2004)
So we wanted a new home And that's what Earth was for.
So we wanted a new home And that's what Earth was for. from Team America: World Police (2004)
So you're the bastard planning 9/11 times 1,000.
So you're the bastard planning 9/11 times 1,000. from Team America: World Police (2004)
So... So, what, you're just gonna shut down?
So... So, what, you're just gonna shut down? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled.
Some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Somebody has to stop this!
Somebody has to stop this! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sometimes believing is all we have.
Sometimes believing is all we have. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sometimes believing is all we have.
Sometimes believing is all we have. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sorry to interrupt the show, everyone, but Kim Jong II
Sorry to interrupt the show, everyone, but Kim Jong II from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sorry, babe. Looks like this was a one way ticket.
Sorry, babe. Looks like this was a one way ticket. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sorry, Team America, but you see, we must live in a time of peace.
Sorry, Team America, but you see, we must live in a time of peace. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Spottswoode, it's Lisa. Gary found the WMDs and the terrorists are down.
Spottswoode, it's Lisa. Gary found the WMDs and the terrorists are down. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Spottswoode? He's alive? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Stand a rittle to your reft.
Stand a rittle to your reft. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Still, I'd love to show her a full moon night on the cornfields.
Still, I'd love to show her a full moon night on the cornfields. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Stop it, Chris. I sense that you're making him feel intimidated.
Stop it, Chris. I sense that you're making him feel intimidated. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Stop it! Stop it, you're killing him!
Stop it! Stop it, you're killing him! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Stop that man. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Surprise, cockfags! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Taking credit were terrorists from Derka Derkastan.
Taking credit were terrorists from Derka Derkastan. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Team America has once again pissed off the entire world
Team America has once again pissed off the entire world from Team America: World Police (2004)
Team America, the blood of the victims of Panama is on your hands.
Team America, the blood of the victims of Panama is on your hands. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Team, if the Derka Derkastanis have weapons of mass destruction,
Team, if the Derka Derkastanis have weapons of mass destruction, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Team, there's no time. You have to convince that audience
Team, there's no time. You have to convince that audience from Team America: World Police (2004)
Team, you've got to hurry.
Team, you've got to hurry. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Ten minutes, Mr Baldwin. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Terring me when he's gonna take a derivery.
Terring me when he's gonna take a derivery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Terrorists, your game is through.
Terrorists, your game is through. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Terrorists, your game is through.
Terrorists, your game is through. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Terrorists, your game is through.
Terrorists, your game is through. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Terrorize this. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Terrorize this. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Thanks to a brilliant actor named Gary Johnston.
Thanks to a brilliant actor named Gary Johnston. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That doesn't matter. If you want to help people,
That doesn't matter. If you want to help people, from Team America: World Police (2004)
That handles dangerous people with talk and reasoning.
That handles dangerous people with talk and reasoning. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That he is 100% committed to the team.
That he is 100% committed to the team. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That terrorists from different countries are gathering at a tavern here, in Cairo.
That terrorists from different countries are gathering at a tavern here, in Cairo. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That they become assholes themselves.
That they become assholes themselves. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That was bad, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
That was bad, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That was the greatest acting I've ever seen.
That was the greatest acting I've ever seen. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That what the world needs is compassion, not violence.
That what the world needs is compassion, not violence. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact.
That when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's all I ever am. Like a brother. It isn't fair.
That's all I ever am. Like a brother. It isn't fair. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's all right. I feel a little bit like dying.
That's all right. I feel a little bit like dying. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's all spying is, acting. And they say you're the best.
That's all spying is, acting. And they say you're the best. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's right, actor. Just stay the fuck away from me.
That's right, actor. Just stay the fuck away from me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's right. All right, good luck.
That's right. All right, good luck. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's supposed to be Carson's replacement, a fucking actor?
That's supposed to be Carson's replacement, a fucking actor? from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's when I trigger all the WMDs to go off at the same time.
That's when I trigger all the WMDs to go off at the same time. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's why I brew your head off And your children are all bawring.
That's why I brew your head off And your children are all bawring. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's why they call it acting. Come on, we gotta find Lisa.
That's why they call it acting. Come on, we gotta find Lisa. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's why you don't trust actors.
That's why you don't trust actors. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The film actors are on their way.
The film actors are on their way. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The Film Actors Guild believes
The Film Actors Guild believes from Team America: World Police (2004)
The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all.
The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The gorillas just went wild.
The gorillas just went wild. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah.
The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The most important people from every country
The most important people from every country from Team America: World Police (2004)
The most sophisticated computer in the world.
The most sophisticated computer in the world. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The multitarented Kim Jong II.
The multitarented Kim Jong II. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The name is Spottswoode. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The next time you pull a stunt like that, I'll drill two holes through your dick
The next time you pull a stunt like that, I'll drill two holes through your dick from Team America: World Police (2004)
The only thing standing in their way is us.
The only thing standing in their way is us. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The people will break out into panic and rioting all over the Earth.
The people will break out into panic and rioting all over the Earth. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The person who supplied them with WMDs?
The person who supplied them with WMDs? from Team America: World Police (2004)
The single greatest actor of all time.
The single greatest actor of all time. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The terrorists are planning new ways
The terrorists are planning new ways from Team America: World Police (2004)
The terrorists are planning something very big.
The terrorists are planning something very big. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The terrorists claim that the attack was a retaliation
The terrorists claim that the attack was a retaliation from Team America: World Police (2004)
The terrorists know to be in position by the time Arec Barrwin takes the stage.
The terrorists know to be in position by the time Arec Barrwin takes the stage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The time has come for us to start using our acting talents
The time has come for us to start using our acting talents from Team America: World Police (2004)
The top empath from Berkeley's School for the Clairvoyant
The top empath from Berkeley's School for the Clairvoyant from Team America: World Police (2004)
The war is out there, man. Out there. Now, pull it together.
The war is out there, man. Out there. Now, pull it together. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The world can become a better place
The world can become a better place from Team America: World Police (2004)
The Zypods and the Barmacks Are at constant war.
The Zypods and the Barmacks Are at constant war. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The... Global warming and... Corporate America...
The... Global warming and... Corporate America... from Team America: World Police (2004)
Their computers are down. Attack!
Their computers are down. Attack! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Their own way. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Their reckless disregard in Cairo brought on this violence today.
Their reckless disregard in Cairo brought on this violence today. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Then forget all these assholes. We got work to do.
Then forget all these assholes. We got work to do. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Then if I go down on you, I get a movie part.
Then if I go down on you, I get a movie part. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Then what about all the things you promised last night?
Then what about all the things you promised last night? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Then you show credentials.
Then you show credentials. from Team America: World Police (2004)
There will be music, dancing and, of course,
There will be music, dancing and, of course, from Team America: World Police (2004)
There you go, Hans Brix. from Team America: World Police (2004)
There's just one problem. I don't look Middle Eastern.
There's just one problem. I don't look Middle Eastern. from Team America: World Police (2004)
There's no chance we can ever be together?
There's no chance we can ever be together? from Team America: World Police (2004)
There's no one Just me onry.
There's no one Just me onry. from Team America: World Police (2004)
There's no one Just me onry.
There's no one Just me onry. from Team America: World Police (2004)
There's nobody I can rerate to.
There's nobody I can rerate to. from Team America: World Police (2004)
There's nobody left to stop Kim Jong II.
There's nobody left to stop Kim Jong II. from Team America: World Police (2004)
There's only five of them, team. This should be easy.
There's only five of them, team. This should be easy. from Team America: World Police (2004)
They are just as bad as the enemies they fight.
They are just as bad as the enemies they fight. from Team America: World Police (2004)
They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies
They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies from Team America: World Police (2004)
They have been taken prisoner by Kim Jong II in North Korea.
They have been taken prisoner by Kim Jong II in North Korea. from Team America: World Police (2004)
They jumped all over his body and threw him around like a rag doll
They jumped all over his body and threw him around like a rag doll from Team America: World Police (2004)
They would happily give their lives for the good of the world,
They would happily give their lives for the good of the world, from Team America: World Police (2004)
This audience and I will rise up against you.
This audience and I will rise up against you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
This is a peace conference.
This is a peace conference. from Team America: World Police (2004)
This is crazy. I'm an actor, not a spy.
This is crazy. I'm an actor, not a spy. from Team America: World Police (2004)
This isn't about sex, Gary, it's about trust.
This isn't about sex, Gary, it's about trust. from Team America: World Police (2004)
To a faburous show. But now party's over.
To a faburous show. But now party's over. from Team America: World Police (2004)
To find out any information you can from the terrorists.
To find out any information you can from the terrorists. from Team America: World Police (2004)
To get to those blueberries.
To get to those blueberries. from Team America: World Police (2004)
To kill you and everyone else who lives in a free country.
To kill you and everyone else who lives in a free country. from Team America: World Police (2004)
To lay everything on the line.
To lay everything on the line. from Team America: World Police (2004)
To make everybody cry like that?
To make everybody cry like that? from Team America: World Police (2004)
To stop this whole thing from happening.
To stop this whole thing from happening. from Team America: World Police (2004)
To the International World Peace Ceremony.
To the International World Peace Ceremony. from Team America: World Police (2004)
To throw away all your inhibitions and give 100%.
To throw away all your inhibitions and give 100%. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Tom, it looks like filmmaker Michael Moore
Tom, it looks like filmmaker Michael Moore from Team America: World Police (2004)
Top gun actor. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Us actors really are. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Usually a case of malignant narcissism brought on during childhood.
Usually a case of malignant narcissism brought on during childhood. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Very impressive, warmongers.
Very impressive, warmongers. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Wait. Hold on. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Wait. Hold on. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We are not your enemy, furry ones. You will not attack us.
We are not your enemy, furry ones. You will not attack us. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We better warn everyone. They'll be headed here.
We better warn everyone. They'll be headed here. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We can change everything and stuff.
We can change everything and stuff. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We can take out the Derka Derkastanis the old fashioned way.
We can take out the Derka Derkastanis the old fashioned way. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We gotta split up. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We have to find out who did this and take them down. Fast.
We have to find out who did this and take them down. Fast. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We have to make you a complete soldier in very little time.
We have to make you a complete soldier in very little time. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We have to stop the ceremony. Kim Jong II is mad.
We have to stop the ceremony. Kim Jong II is mad. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We must go back to that first night we met, that first issue of trust.
We must go back to that first night we met, that first issue of trust. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We must take radical action against the fascists in our own country.
We must take radical action against the fascists in our own country. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We need you to act like a Middle Eastern terrorist right away.
We need you to act like a Middle Eastern terrorist right away. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We should all drive hybrid cars.
We should all drive hybrid cars. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We stopped the terrorists.
We stopped the terrorists. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We take weapons later. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We were angry about Cairo.
We were angry about Cairo. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We will disguise you as a terrorist and take you deep into the Middle East.
We will disguise you as a terrorist and take you deep into the Middle East. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We'll be here waiting for you, Kim Jong II.
We'll be here waiting for you, Kim Jong II. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We'll never pay that bill.
We'll never pay that bill. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We're all dead. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We're going to take their lives and our own.
We're going to take their lives and our own. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We're gonna be unstoppable with you on the team, Gary.
We're gonna be unstoppable with you on the team, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We're gonna break down These barricades.
We're gonna break down These barricades. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We're gonna break down These barricades.
We're gonna break down These barricades. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We're gonna what? from Team America: World Police (2004)
We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We've all done action films.
We've all done action films. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We've been doing our best to keep the world safe, Gary.
We've been doing our best to keep the world safe, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Welcome to Team Base. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Well, being a dick ain't so bad.
Well, being a dick ain't so bad. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Well, fuck you. You want inspection?
Well, fuck you. You want inspection? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Well, I don't want the fucking power!
Well, I don't want the fucking power! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Well, I'm gonna march on Washington.
Well, I'm gonna march on Washington. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Well, inspect that, you buttfucking piece of shit.
Well, inspect that, you buttfucking piece of shit. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Well, you'll probably want to take your own life.
Well, you'll probably want to take your own life. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Well, your rittle dream will soon be over.
Well, your rittle dream will soon be over. from Team America: World Police (2004)
What do you know about pain and sadness?
What do you know about pain and sadness? from Team America: World Police (2004)
What do you know? from Team America: World Police (2004)
What if he's not the great actor Spottswoode says he is?
What if he's not the great actor Spottswoode says he is? from Team America: World Police (2004)
What makes you think we'll take you back, douchebag?
What makes you think we'll take you back, douchebag? from Team America: World Police (2004)
What the heck do you care? You walked out on her.
What the heck do you care? You walked out on her. from Team America: World Police (2004)
What the hell are you doing here?
What the hell are you doing here? from Team America: World Police (2004)
What the world needs is an international advisory committee
What the world needs is an international advisory committee from Team America: World Police (2004)
What would a girl like Sarah want with a simple Nebraska boy like me?
What would a girl like Sarah want with a simple Nebraska boy like me? from Team America: World Police (2004)
What would you do if asked To make the ultimate sacrifice?
What would you do if asked To make the ultimate sacrifice? from Team America: World Police (2004)
What would you do. from Team America: World Police (2004)
What would you do. from Team America: World Police (2004)
What would you do. from Team America: World Police (2004)
What you gonna do When we come for you now?
What you gonna do When we come for you now? from Team America: World Police (2004)
What, you think I'm just a petty arms dearer?
What, you think I'm just a petty arms dearer? from Team America: World Police (2004)
What? Come on, Martin! from Team America: World Police (2004)
What? You fools. They'll ruin everything.
What? You fools. They'll ruin everything. from Team America: World Police (2004)
When he made Pearl Harbor
When he made Pearl Harbor from Team America: World Police (2004)
When I change the world Maybe they'll notice me.
When I change the world Maybe they'll notice me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
When you see Arec Barrwin,
When you see Arec Barrwin, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Who gave up everything they had?
Who gave up everything they had? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Who is bringing all the world leaders together
Who is bringing all the world leaders together from Team America: World Police (2004)
Who is to blame for these attacks in Panama?
Who is to blame for these attacks in Panama? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Who the hell you? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Who truly understands global politics.
Who truly understands global politics. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Who wants to help them carry out the attack.
Who wants to help them carry out the attack. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Why aren't more people interrigent? Rike me?
Why aren't more people interrigent? Rike me? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Why does Michael Bay Get to keep on making movies?
Why does Michael Bay Get to keep on making movies? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Why don't you trust actors, Chris?
Why don't you trust actors, Chris? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Why don't you trust actors, Chris?
Why don't you trust actors, Chris? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Why is everyone so fucking stupid?
Why is everyone so fucking stupid? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Why me? Why am I the only one?
Why me? Why am I the only one? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Why? What did I do to them? I'm just a Broadway actor.
Why? What did I do to them? I'm just a Broadway actor. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Why? What reason do you have to believe?
Why? What reason do you have to believe? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Will perform oral sex on me.
Will perform oral sex on me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
With a double major in theater and world languages.
With a double major in theater and world languages. from Team America: World Police (2004)
With nobody to guide them,
With nobody to guide them, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Without thinking it through.
Without thinking it through. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Without you, the team is doomed.
Without you, the team is doomed. from Team America: World Police (2004)
World Police. Get down on the ground!
World Police. Get down on the ground! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yeah, a rittle ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yeah, I'll bet you do. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yeah, it looks clear. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yeah, no, I know. It's terrible, terrible.
Yeah, no, I know. It's terrible, terrible. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yeah, there's a lot of that going around lately.
Yeah, there's a lot of that going around lately. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yeah. Do you think it's all right?
Yeah. Do you think it's all right? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yes, 91,100. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yes, Arec Barrwin. Too bad there won't be a world reft.
Yes, Arec Barrwin. Too bad there won't be a world reft. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yes, let's get Gary valmorphanized so he can use his acting.
Yes, let's get Gary valmorphanized so he can use his acting. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yes, perhaps you can. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yes, the ticking crock. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yes, we can use our powers to change the world.
Yes, we can use our powers to change the world. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You all right, Gary? from Team America: World Police (2004)
You are dedicated. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You are the rast of a dying breed, the frag waving American.
You are the rast of a dying breed, the frag waving American. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You are worthress, Arec Barrwin You are worthress, Arec Barrwin.
You are worthress, Arec Barrwin You are worthress, Arec Barrwin. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You are worthress, Arec Barrwin.
You are worthress, Arec Barrwin. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You berieve in true rove and happy endings
You berieve in true rove and happy endings from Team America: World Police (2004)
You came so close to stopping peace.
You came so close to stopping peace. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You can help us by guarding it and making...
You can help us by guarding it and making... from Team America: World Police (2004)
You can't out act me, boy. Don't even try.
You can't out act me, boy. Don't even try. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You deserve... from Team America: World Police (2004)
You don't understand what Kim Jong II is doing.
You don't understand what Kim Jong II is doing. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You failed in every way And now my stock in you has farren.
You failed in every way And now my stock in you has farren. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You fucked up my whole pran.
You fucked up my whole pran. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You gave up on life, didn't you?
You gave up on life, didn't you? from Team America: World Police (2004)
You had me at dicks fuck assholes.
You had me at dicks fuck assholes. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong II.
You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong II. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You have to stop it. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You heartless bastard. Why would you do such a thing?
You heartless bastard. Why would you do such a thing? from Team America: World Police (2004)
You in the robes. Put down the weapon of mass destruction
You in the robes. Put down the weapon of mass destruction from Team America: World Police (2004)
You know I can't promise that.
You know I can't promise that. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You like Gary? from Team America: World Police (2004)
You lose. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You might have all the others fooled, but not me.
You might have all the others fooled, but not me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You really made the world a better place, didn't you, F.A.G.?
You really made the world a better place, didn't you, F.A.G.? from Team America: World Police (2004)
You remember the signal? from Team America: World Police (2004)
You requested are ready for you to take.
You requested are ready for you to take. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You said you'd never leave.
You said you'd never leave. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You see, I'm about to have an eraborate peace ceremony.
You see, I'm about to have an eraborate peace ceremony. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You see? All I do is hurt people.
You see? All I do is hurt people. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You see? No Prince Charming rode in on a white stallion to save the day.
You see? No Prince Charming rode in on a white stallion to save the day. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You shall die a peasant's death!
You shall die a peasant's death! from Team America: World Police (2004)
You shall have a front row seat.
You shall have a front row seat. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You slept with Gary? from Team America: World Police (2004)
You stupid, naive Team Americans.
You stupid, naive Team Americans. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You walked out, Gary. The team went on a mission without you.
You walked out, Gary. The team went on a mission without you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You were a simple Broadway actor afraid to get in my limo
You were a simple Broadway actor afraid to get in my limo from Team America: World Police (2004)
You will see the true ugriness of human nature.
You will see the true ugriness of human nature. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You? from Team America: World Police (2004)
You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You'll kill them all. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You'll never keep the world leaders distracted here for nine hours.
You'll never keep the world leaders distracted here for nine hours. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You're gonna knock them dead, Alec.
You're gonna knock them dead, Alec. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You're not in a position to kill anyone, my red, white and brue friend.
You're not in a position to kill anyone, my red, white and brue friend. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You're saying if I do that, you'll let me help the team?
You're saying if I do that, you'll let me help the team? from Team America: World Police (2004)
You're the finest actor I've ever met.
You're the finest actor I've ever met. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You've been at the top of every acting class since you were a child.
You've been at the top of every acting class since you were a child. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Your acting was reckless and it put us all in danger.
Your acting was reckless and it put us all in danger. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Your captors are behind you, Shebas. Show your anger to them.
Your captors are behind you, Shebas. Show your anger to them. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Your career is starring And you're worthress, Arec Barrwin.
Your career is starring And you're worthress, Arec Barrwin. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Your countries need you. But the world will be safe,
Your countries need you. But the world will be safe, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Your garbage needs some hauring And you're worthress, Arec Barrwin.
Your garbage needs some hauring And you're worthress, Arec Barrwin. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Your skills are fading with age, Miss Sarandon.
Your skills are fading with age, Miss Sarandon. from Team America: World Police (2004)
9/11 times 100? Jesus, that's...
9/11 times 100? Jesus, that's... from Team America: World Police (2004)
Actors, ho! Helen Hunt. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Alec Baldwin? Gary? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Alec, we have a problem. Team America escaped.
Alec, we have a problem. Team America escaped. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, Gary! Told you he was top gun.
All right, Gary! Told you he was top gun. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, Sarah. Yeah, all right, team!
All right, Sarah. Yeah, all right, team! from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right, you're alive! Great to hear your voices again.
All right, you're alive! Great to hear your voices again. from Team America: World Police (2004)
All right. No, Chris, stay away from her.
All right. No, Chris, stay away from her. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. Fuck, yeah from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Baseball. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Baxter? Hey, Team America.
Baxter? Hey, Team America. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Clear. Clear. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Danny Glover! Come on, Penn.
Danny Glover! Come on, Penn. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Dead? They're called terrorists, Gary.
Dead? They're called terrorists, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Don't joke about that. Who's joking?
Don't joke about that. Who's joking? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Don't you see? No. I thought you weren't gay.
Don't you see? No. I thought you weren't gay. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Even Rocky had a montage. Montage.
Even Rocky had a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Even Rocky had a montage. Montage.
Even Rocky had a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Feel so cold. You have to hang on, Carson.
Feel so cold. You have to hang on, Carson. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Five minutes, Mr Baldwin. Thank you.
Five minutes, Mr Baldwin. Thank you. from Team America: World Police (2004)
For I am the great Kim Jong II. Lisa.
For I am the great Kim Jong II. Lisa. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary, how did you manage this? Spottswoode helped me.
Gary, how did you manage this? Spottswoode helped me. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary, you've got to take the stage. No. I can't upstage Alec Baldwin.
Gary, you've got to take the stage. No. I can't upstage Alec Baldwin. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Girl, we want a montage. Montage.
Girl, we want a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Going down. God damn it, from Team America: World Police (2004)
Great job, Gary. Thanks. You, too, Steve.
Great job, Gary. Thanks. You, too, Steve. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Hang on, Joe. Die, infidels.
Hang on, Joe. Die, infidels. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He finally popped the question? Lisa, you're an amazing woman.
He finally popped the question? Lisa, you're an amazing woman. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He's getting away with the WMD! I got him.
He's getting away with the WMD! I got him. from Team America: World Police (2004)
He's the best actor in the world. You have to try.
He's the best actor in the world. You have to try. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I berieve him. Yeah, me, too.
I berieve him. Yeah, me, too. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I didn't plan on it happening, Sarah. Save it, Lisa.
I didn't plan on it happening, Sarah. Save it, Lisa. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm not that good. Actually...
I'm not that good. Actually... from Team America: World Police (2004)
I'm through with this. Gary, you can't go.
I'm through with this. Gary, you can't go. from Team America: World Police (2004)
I've never seen acting that good. He's amazing.
I've never seen acting that good. He's amazing. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It must be a Korean sub. Chris, you've gotta take them out.
It must be a Korean sub. Chris, you've gotta take them out. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It takes a montage. Montage.
It takes a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's the hope for tomorrow. Fuck, yeah.
It's the hope for tomorrow. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
It's what? Inevitabre. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Jesus, you mean... Yes. from Team America: World Police (2004)
McDonald's. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
My father. AIDS. from Team America: World Police (2004)
My sister. AIDS. from Team America: World Police (2004)
NFL. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
No. So then you haven't seen everything.
No. So then you haven't seen everything. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, come on, man, just a scene. I said, get away from me!
Oh, come on, man, just a scene. I said, get away from me! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Oh, Jesus, I'm hit! Lisa!
Oh, Jesus, I'm hit! Lisa! from Team America: World Police (2004)
One more time. Inevitabre!
One more time. Inevitabre! from Team America: World Police (2004)
Or fuck when it isn't appropriate. Yes, Gary, yes.
Or fuck when it isn't appropriate. Yes, Gary, yes. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Please, just let me help. You've done enough.
Please, just let me help. You've done enough. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Rock 'n' roll. Fuck, yeah.
Rock 'n' roll. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah to Team America 4. What you got, Sarah?
Sarah to Team America 4. What you got, Sarah? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah! I sense I'm going down.
Sarah! I sense I'm going down. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Sarah. But you knew I liked Gary.
Sarah. But you knew I liked Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Say again, Sarah. You're breaking up. Joe, do you copy?
Say again, Sarah. You're breaking up. Joe, do you copy? from Team America: World Police (2004)
something you don't understand! There has to be another way.
something you don't understand! There has to be another way. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Spottswoode is dead, Gary. Not as dead as you think.
Spottswoode is dead, Gary. Not as dead as you think. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Spottswoode! Yes, I'm here, Joe.
Spottswoode! Yes, I'm here, Joe. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Spottswoode. Johnston? from Team America: World Police (2004)
Susan Sarandon. Oh, thank God.
Susan Sarandon. Oh, thank God. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Team America? God damn it.
Team America? God damn it. from Team America: World Police (2004)
That is affirmative. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.?
That is affirmative. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.? from Team America: World Police (2004)
That's called a montage. Montage.
That's called a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The Gap. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
The stage must be that way. No. Joe, Sarah, it's a trap!
The stage must be that way. No. Joe, Sarah, it's a trap! from Team America: World Police (2004)
They're not stopping. They had their chance.
They're not stopping. They had their chance. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. I'm sorry.
Very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. I'm sorry. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Wal Mart. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004)
We must protect the show. Right.
We must protect the show. Right. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Well, nice to meet you. And you are Gary Johnston.
Well, nice to meet you. And you are Gary Johnston. from Team America: World Police (2004)
What are we doing? This jeep is filled with explosives.
What are we doing? This jeep is filled with explosives. from Team America: World Police (2004)
What do I do? Hit the big cancel button!
What do I do? Hit the big cancel button! from Team America: World Police (2004)
What the hell? Prepare to die.
What the hell? Prepare to die. from Team America: World Police (2004)
What will that prove? It will prove that you are truly ready
What will that prove? It will prove that you are truly ready from Team America: World Police (2004)
What? But how can that be?
What? But how can that be? from Team America: World Police (2004)
What? Right here, right now.
What? Right here, right now. from Team America: World Police (2004)
What's that? I'm a smoker.
What's that? I'm a smoker. from Team America: World Police (2004)
Yeah. We're supposed to be guards. We're guards.
Yeah. We're supposed to be guards. We're guards. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You can't be serious. Oh, I am serious.
You can't be serious. Oh, I am serious. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You need a montage. Montage.
You need a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
You need a montage. Montage.
You need a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004)
'Cause now you have to answer to.
'Cause now you have to answer to. from Team America: World Police (2004)
'Cause now you have to answer to.
'Cause now you have to answer to. from Team America: World Police (2004)
'Cause now you have to answer to.
'Cause now you have to answer to. from Team America: World Police (2004)