The Comebacks (2007) Edit

A 1,000 dollars a call. Twice the going rate.

A A And there's two things

A big, big man inside of you.

A big, mean son of a bitch!

A brisk Saturday in autumn

A Butterfingers.

A Butterfingers.

A chance at his dream.

A condo. A junior one bedroom.

A couple!

A drooling mush head,

A few hours a week, make some extra cash.

A human being!

A lot of clothes, and then boom, I got a chubby.

A lot of clothes, then she wasn't wearing

A man can only take so much failure!

A note saying that I'm sorry

A note saying that I'm sorry

A short bus riding, window licking

A singer in a smoky room

A sleepy little town,

A smoke machine and laser lights for the locker room.

A study group.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! You just finish yourself.

About losing your positions to our faster,

Actually, Coach gave a very inspirational spee...

Actually, Dad, two is a couple.

After I lost my job teaching and my wife left me.

Against my knuckleballs

Ah!

Ah! Right in my Reggie Bush!

Aim high.

Al Michaels, along with John Madden, and welcome

All over your ass and let the coyotes have at you.

All right, all right! Just call the play, will ya?

All right, all right.

All right, Coach, all right.

All right, Coach.

All right, everybody, come on.

All right, gang, today we play the Friday Night Lights.

All right, gather 'round, take a knee.

All right, get in here. S.T.D.'s on three.

All right, good!

All right, huddle up!

All right, let's close our eyes and bow our heads.

All right, let's go get 'em!

All right, let's see if I've got

All right, listen up.

All right, listen, could we just drop the football thing?

All right, listen.

All right, Trotter.

All right, we can do it.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! I got me

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Let's walk and talk.

All the time.

All the way out here, Fields. I could've told you

All the way...

All you have to do is win the championship.

Almost.

Always trying new things

Amen to that. Hey, you know what?

An inspiration and a friend.

And a father and a coach.

And a human being.

And and pretty soon they could erase this deficit.

And And this is the place you really want to be, Al

And as you'll see, even failure has its champion.

And ball, ball, ball, ball, ball.

And being an insatiable cock tease.

And bug the bejesus out of me.

And bug the bejesus out of me.

And Coach heard their message loud and clear.

And despite the score, it seems the Comebacks

And different positions.

And entered into a consensual polygamous relationship

And everything that matters to you.

And F's.

And he goes by the name of

And he hit rock bottom.

And here comes the visiting team,

And his name is ACL Tear.

And I also knew, if I could talk you back into coaching

And I did everything I could to get her back.

And I don't like you, either, ese.

And I get a real tattoo!

And I got to say, gang...

And I guess I got some. Whoa.

And I guess I got some. Whoa.

And I just found out

And I think that Randy lost his cherry

And I think you're just the man.

And I want it to stay that way.

And I would ride you so hard

And I...

And I'm taking off all my clothes.

And if they get in a groove, they can score all night long,

And if you're a Comebacks fan,

And it got broken up by the cops,

And Jasminder, she made 300 bucks.

And Jorge, he's been dancing like this

And just wait to be bailed out.

And lose...

And Lyla is cheating on Jason

And Mom does, too.

And no hope of ever getting out.

And no matter what anybody says,

And no, I don't like your contract.

And nobody wants this

And now sh she'll never,

And now sh she'll never,

And now the squad is in danger of forfeiting the upcoming

And now the squad is in danger of forfeiting the upcoming

And now they're not down by as much

And now, fourth quarter of the last game,

And orchestrated a most nefarious scheme

And our signed contracts.

And pink.

And remember, Dad, he's black.

And she doesn't mind showing them to your friends

And shortcomings

And shouts of joy...

And so, Coach called the only man

And stick it between my buns.

And the booster club laughed at me when I demanded

And the Heartland State University

And the only way we're going to win

And the team captains

And this is your last, and actually first chance,

And this...

And what are you eating in that picture?

And what if you don't?

And what the hell is this?

And when I did, I made sure that she'd never leave me again.

And when I say it, I do mean the coin.

And when I'm done, we're gonna win that championship.

And you can all be...

And you can sure as hell bet that no one is leaving

And you're a terrible gossip. Everybody knows that.

And you're taking away his dreams.

And your plans for our team.

And, yet, she's willing to enhance them surgically

And... lover.

Another Titans touchdown.

Any other positions we need to fill?

Any reason to laugh at me, I swear to God...

Any walk ons?

Any which way they want.

Anybody else out here worth a damn.

Anybody got a problem, you better speak up right and now!

Anyway, I know a quarterback. His name is Lance Truman.

Anyway, um... I was wondering,

Are even more fired up.!

Are you kidding me?

Are you saying Oprah's fat?

Are you serious?

Are you sure you don't want to cuddle?

Are you sure?

As for Coach, he had bigger things to worry about.

As the Comebacks only trail

As the Comebacks try to bounce back

Aseel Tare with the carry.

Aseel Tare.

Aseel Tare.

Asking me why my boy can't hold on to the goddamn ball!

At a New Year's Eve party,

At Heartland State and made a promise to his family

At least, not after he...

At night? In the middle of Texas?

At the University of Texas game.

Audible!

Automatic victory they're not gonna make it!

Aw, geez!

Aw, heck, there's always another game after that.

Aw, hell.

Aw, hell. He was yanking off horses.

Aw, Scruffy!

Aw! I'm sorry, Clint.

Aww.

Back on the skreets.

Banging Your Wife Istan.

Barb!

Barb!

Barbara!

Barbara!

Be good to her, man.

Be good to her, too.

Because everyone's labeled me rebellious,

Because I'm worried about the rapidly decaying future

Because if we went out,

Because that's what you do, Coach you lose!

Been doing a little bit of research.

Before you and the kids ever again.

Being labeled the biggest loser in the history of mankind

Believers coming through!

Big story developing out of Plainfolk, Texas.

Big story developing out of Plainfolk, Texas.

Billy and Tyra

Bitty boy's Basketball League three years straight.

Black as a Mississippi August night.

Black boyfriend.

Bling bling, baby.

Bling bling.

Blue 20.

Blue 20. Hut!

Blue 22! Blue 22!

Blue ten!

Blue, 22! Hike!

Bobbled your boobies...

Bobby has one last dying wish.

Born and raised in South Detroit

Borrowed $200,000 from the school's booster club,

Boy got laundry to do.

Boy...

Boys, if you find that perfect gal

Break!

Break!

Brown 88! Hike!

Buckner!

Buddy Boy Jones!

Buddy Boy smashed a whole 12 pack over his forehead.

Buff everyone's helmet.

But he is not a retard.

But I said no.

But I'm happy here.

But if you give those men at the mill

But if you should play that first game...

But if you think you can try using

But now you know, Coach.

But that is not the type of life that I would want.

But the couch is where you're staying

But then we make up and talk about it. We bangity boo.

But this story is about the other guy...

But this time, he really had his work cut out for him.

But those kids, they still just don't get it.

But you have to believe

But you have to remember,

But, apparently,

But, well, we sat down and when we discussed it

By being conscientious in rebellion.

By one touchdown.

By the cheers

By the way, where's the closest hospital?

Calculus.

Call it in the air.

Call it in the air.

Can you knock it off, I Pod?

Can't I lose by just a little?

Can't you watch them tomorrow?

Carrying this...

Catching some waves.

Champs!

Change of rules.

Chased away everyone who's ever loved me.

Check his eligibility.

Check me out.

Cleaning, and pleasuring with the mouth.

Clock's running down.

Coa...

Coach Fields has finally done it.!

Coach Fields was back in the game

Coach Fields, excuse me?

Coach is right.

Coach of the number one team in the conference.

Coach wasn't exactly coaching anymore.

Coach Wiseman has got to be feeling the heat

Coach, can I play in the next game?

Coach, can I play in the next game?

Coach, we're the only players on this team who can play.

Coach, you know, I've been thinking,

Coach!

Coach!

Coach! Coach!

Coach! Coach!

Coach?

Coach?

Coach?

Coach.

Coaching is a Fields family tradition

College football.

Come here, son.

Come on, baby.

Come on, ref! That's attempted homicide!

Come on, Turbo. That's impossible.

Come on.

Come on. Loser!

Come...

Comebacks 0.

Comebacks rule!

Comebacks rule!

Comebacks!

Coming out of your limo.

Coming up on Fox Sports News, Maria Sharapova battles

Conference championship at the Toilet Bowl.

Could be papaya!

Crack is whack and white don't cover black!

Crotch less panties.

Dad, I only fumbled a couple of times.

Dad!

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Damn. Washington.

Day and night.

Defense, give 'em hell!

Did I dodge it?

Do it for me.

Do you believe in miracles?

Do you remember them?

Does it hurt?

Does that mean I can play in the second half?

Don't call me baby.

Don't stop believin'

Don't stop believin'

Don't take my Gold Card, man. Come on.

Don't try to stop me, Coach.

Don't want you to see...

Don't worry about it. They're baby teeth. You'll grow new ones.

Don't worry, sweetie.

Don't worry.

Dr. Edmund Grand allowed Billy, a longtime orderly,

Dude,

Dude, I have been humping legs,

Dude, you grew up two houses down from me.

Duh.

During a party? Why?

End of the first, Comebacks trail by 17.

Especially the balling part.

Even if you win, you're still gonna stay here.

Every single one of you made the dean's list last semester.

Everybody knows that after you win a football game

Everyone in Heartland, and I mean everyone,

Exactly.

Except an unforeseen career ending injury.

Except for you, Randy You'll be riding the pine.

Execution, execution.

Family comes first.

Fat.

Featuring a courageous comeback attempt

Fields, this is the World Series, man are you crazy?

Figurin' out what to do with the other

Final score: Trojans 83,

Finally got to old Coach Fields,

Fine Ass Yvania, is there?

Fine.

Fine.

First, highlights of last night's title card bout

Football is war, son.

Football season is...

Football taught me how to cope...

For a smile, they can share the night

For a tropical fruit?

For an easy touchdown.!

For good luck.

For once in my life, I'm proud of what I'm doing.

For the Loserville Golden Oafers.

For the past six hours.

For the two point conversion himself.

For the way that I treated you.

Freddie decided it was time to go.

Freddie knows all my secrets,

Freddie Wiseman came to see me today.

Freddie Wiseman, has entered the game at middle linebacker.!

Freddie. Good to see you.

Freeze, tighty whities!

From all different walks of life.

From last week's humiliating loss.

From my own college playing days.

From places that you've never bled from before.

From the 93 year old Rocky Balboa.

From your fans.

Fucking MapQuest. I've got to get G.P.S.

Full of groceries and get sacked?

FYI, there's going to be a petting zoo.

Gather around I want to show you something.

George Johnson, is it?

Get a chance to play yet.

Get away! Get away! Get away!

Get him off me.

Get in the back.

Get in the way of our family, and I failed her.

Get it!

Get off my back, Coach. I was doing a thing.

Get out of my way!

Get out of my...

Get out there, Jiz!

Get out there!

Get out there!

Get out there...

Get that shit outta here.

Get up here!

Getting barn doored by a half rack of bird doggers.

Give me your hands.

Go ahead. Do your worst.

Go get 'em, Tear.

Go on.

Go out and get yourself a venereal disease,

Go tell him I said that.

Go tell Zidane, tell him I said...

Go upstairs and have some makeup sex?

Go, go!

Go!

Go! Go, Randy!

Go.

God, she could stick me.

God, what a retarded ass retard.

Goddamn it.

Gonna walk right in.!

Good luck on your first game tomorrow.

Good luck!

Good times.

Good to see ya.

Good. We got a towel boy.

Got a good feeling about this year.

Got a letter here from a little boy named Bobby Taylor.

Got a little headache, I guess.

Got deep fried snacks for munchin'

Got it. ACL Tear.

Got your letter, baby.

Gotta have some more of that.

Green 20!

Green 20!

Green 20! Hike!

Green 80!

Green 80! Set. Hut.

Gymnastics meets have you been to?

H...

Had a pre homecoming party

Had enough?

Half time score:35 to nothing.!

Happy 12th birthday, Lance.

Have a little picnic, some wine,

Have we gone too far?

Have you always drank this much,

Haven't you put the team through enough?

He banged the wife of the guy sitting next to him.

He could go

He didn't like that, so...

He drops back.

He got ripped into pieces.

He has locked his team out of practice all week,

He knew he could always count on.

He knows our playbook.

He loves you, Barb. He loves you, Barb.

He loves you, Barb. He loves you, Barb.

He loves you, Barb. He loves you, Barb.

He loves you, Barb. He loves you, Barb.

He may be a moronic cretin,

He needs to know that you're wasting your gift here.

He scores.!

He took the midnight train going anywhere!

He was talking to me.

He's a foreign exchange student?

He's a good boy. He has a future.

He's drinking again.

He's got the entire defense on his back.

He's the worst coach in the history of sports.

He's to the 30, the 20, the 10!

He's wide open.!

Heartland State University.

Heck of a job out there today!

Hell, he might have been great,

Hell, I remember when my Dorothy left me,

Hello, everyone.

Hello.

Help us win a championship?

Her leotard's cute...

Her shrieks of help like music to my ears.

Her shrieks of help like music to my ears.

Here come who?

Here comes Trotter, here comes Trotter.

Here comes Trotter.

Here comes Trotter.

Here they are,

Here, Maria!

Here's the kickoff,

Here's your tooth, Coach.

Herpes.

Herpes.

Hey, Bill!

Hey, Blue Crush, where you been?

Hey, cameraman!

Hey, Coach!

Hey, Coach.

Hey, Coach.

Hey, fellas.

Hey, gang.

Hey, guys, look who's back.

Hey, hey!

Hey, Lance.

Hey, look out for the tr..

Hey, Manuel, Javier, Sanchez, Cornelio, new guy.

Hey, the Longhorns just scored!

Hey, thought you might want this...

Hey, Tommy B. Yeah, Lawdog here.

Hey, um...

Hey, what's this thing?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey.

Hi, honey!

Hi.

Hi.

Hiding

Hike the damn ball!

Hike!

Hike!

His first appearance ever for the Comebacks.!

His job was to help facilitate

His name?

His old friend Freddie had betrayed him

His partner, his rock, the wind beneath his wings me.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hola, Coach.

Hold on

Hold on to it, Lance.

Hold on to that feeling

Hold onto the ball for next game.

Hold this.

Honey, honey,

Honey, that's not Michelle.

Honey, um...

Honey...

Hope so, Coach.

Hope you had a good rest, Oprah.

Hope you're ready for the worst six weeks of your life.

Hot damn, he's on fire.

Hot.

How about a flag, ref?

How am I gonna find an all American quarterback?

How could this happen?

How could you?

How long before you can get me out?

How long have you been waiting to say that?

How many times you fumbled?

How was it, son, everything you'd hoped it would be?

How would you like to call a play, huh,

How you doing? Name's Coach Fields.

How'd you do that?

How'd you like to be my assistant?

Huddle up! Listen up!

Huh?

Huh?

Hurry up!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

I already ate.

I already have one.

I always have.

I am not going to let you sweet talk me, Lance Truman.

I am not.

I am...

I appreciate it,

I believe in you, Dad.

I bet, under that tough exterior of yours,

I bought a new hat.

I came into this world ass first.

I can't believe you, Dad.

I can't do it, Coach.

I can't tell you how relieved that makes me feel, so...

I couldn't get it unstuck either.

I didn't know

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22.

I didn't think you'd mind.

I do Cher four nights a week, Christina Aguilera on Saturday.

I don't ever want to hear that word again!

I don't know, Barb.

I don't like that... my daughter is

I don't like the ego, I don't like the flash,

I don't like Trotter anymore.

I don't remember saying chain smoking.

I don't think I have to tell you all,

I don't want to talk about it.

I feel I should warn you.

I finally found someone that I care about

I got a great arm, but I keep dropping the ball.

I got a proposition for you.

I got a terrible cold.

I got it.

I got one more page in my playbook.

I had no idea.

I had no idea.

I hardly recognized you.

I have a boyfriend.

I have finally found a man who gives me what I need.

I have my reasons.

I have never been so proud of a team in my entire life.

I hereby sentence you to rejoin

I hope I see you around

I hope you are kidding me.

I hope you weren't planning on leaving today.

I hope you're watching, Barb.

I just don't see how watching

I just spoke with him this morning.

I just want to make you proud, Dad,

I knew that was a loading zone!

I know a lot of you white players are nervous

I know it's her.

I know you're scared.

I know.

I left something for you in your locker.

I like your badonkadonks, by the way.

I love you so much.

I love you, Dad.

I love you, too.

I mean, coaching is in your blood.

I mean, I don't know how to fix it.

I mean, I mean,

I mean, I mean,

I mean, right in the middle of the Toilet Bowl.

I mean, we we really are, Al.

I mean, y you take a look at what's happening

I mean, you're one of the best leaders ever.

I mean...

I need them to become a better coach, to win.

I Pod!

I Pod. Hey, there, little buddy.

I Pod's doing body shots out of his belly button.

I promise to give you everything I got.

I promised your mother I wouldn't let this job

I put everything I had on that.

I put your favorite beer on ice

I really wish you'd reconsider, Mr. Truman.

I said LeTroy.

I said no! No means no!

I say we go for the win!

I say you can add Did not make the football team

I should just ask for another one,

I suppose we don't have a quarterback.

I sure don't know anything about basketball...

I think we nailed it!

I think we're gonna need a bigger truck.

I think we're gonna need a bigger truck.

I think you're forgetting about someone.

I thought it would feel better than this.

I thought that I had the craziest sports dad ever.

I thought that I had the craziest sports dad ever.

I thought you were talking about something else.

I told him I'm out.

I told you... I'm hard core.

I treated her like a queen

I want academic probation.

I want felonies,

I want phone calls in the middle of the night

I want to start seeing D's...

I want what you and Mom have.

I want what you and Mom have.

I want you all to go out and celebrate.

I want you suited up

I want you to cut class.

I want you to start acting like ballplayers, for Christ sake!

I was a fullback.

I was gonna have to pay for it I thought it was a date.

I was in prison, I didn't have a choice.

I was just going to drop off an invitation

I was raised as a girl till my walnuts dropped at age 13.

I was the leading scorer of the ******* community center

I will not stand for this bullshit!

I work down at the car wash on the weekends.

I would like that very much.

I would like to smother her.

I wouldn't hurt a fly, Coach.

I... I just couldn't take it anymore.

I'd give anything for one last shot.

I'd give anything for one last shot.

I'll be right back.

I'll do whatever it takes to make this team.

I'll get it.

I'll have your wheels sparkling in no time.

I'll pack your fudge.

I'll salute your flagpole.

I'll steam up your wiener

I'll toss your salad.

I'm a football player.

I'm a total hard core surfer chick.

I'm a winner, Barb.

I'm from, uh...

I'm gonna have to take you by the friggin' hand.

I'm gonna have to take you by the friggin' hand.

I'm gonna make you bleed

I'm gonna need a commitment from you.

I'm gonna ride your ass

I'm gonna tell you something. It's about compromise.

I'm hanging up my whistle for good.

I'm in here with you. I'll get you for this!

I'm in love with her, man.

I'm just a bartender from Philly

I'm just gonna pop in there, grab an aspirin.

I'm just having some fun, because I won a football game.

I'm kind of used to it.

I'm Lance.

I'm Lance. Lance Truman.

I'm late for work.

I'm looking for a new head basketball coach

I'm never gonna let sports come

I'm not going to be able to do that, Coach.

I'm not going to lie to you.

I'm okay.

I'm ready to give it my all.

I'm sorry.

I'm supposed to give you these.

I'm talking about Lance.

I'm telling on you!

I'm thinking it might be banana!

I'm wearing it.

I'm writing my local congressman,

I'm your new quarterback.

I've been a loser all my life.

I've destroyed everything I've ever touched,

I've got to bust all of your humps.

I've just got a few more films to go through.

If he could learn how to keep from dropping the dang ball.

If I've got to bust his hump,

If there's one thing I can spot, it's talent.

If there's one thing I do not tolerate,

If you beat me in hoops...

If you build it, he will

If you build it, he will come.

If you're ever late again, you're off my squad.

Ignoring us is is something that you've never been able to resist,

Illegal use of the hands.

In a mature manner and and

In a mature manner and and

In my fake Louis Vuitton bag that's chock full

In my lap, and there's just something about the hot steam

In the big picture,

In the Hamptons for the week to celebrate!

In the night

In the shadows for long.

In this stadium, you could cut it with a knife.

In two minutes, or you're off my squad.

Into a rousing, inspirational rally cry?

Into bigger things.

Is a definite shift in momentum.

Is a football... and just drop it?

Is because I'm head coach

Is holding up the sign, I heart you.

Is something wrong?

Is taking an unusual stance against academic excellence.

Is that a radio I hear?

Is that what you call a couple?

Is that you're a damn good quarterback.

Is there?

Is there?

Is this 314 Bentley Road?

Is when you start acting like one.

Isn't she the best kicker you've ever seen?

Isn't this the part

It all rests in the hands of quarterback Lance Truman.

It became this whole thing.

It depends...

It does coordinate nicely with those throw pillows.

It goes on and on and on and on

It says here you rushed for a thousand yards last season.

It started out where she was wearing

It was about helping out Mother Nature.

It was right about then that Coach Fields

It would mean moving again.

It's a little south of, uh, Doing Barb's Fine Ass Yvania.

It's a nose guard.

It's all about communication, fellas.

It's all I got left

It's all wrong.

It's already filled

It's always a surprise

It's Aseel, sir. Aseel Tare.

It's called skills, junior.

It's fourth and goal.

It's gonna hurt bad.

It's gonna hurt deep.

It's good to see you, buddy.

It's got a beautiful campus and awesome athletic program.

It's hump busting time.

It's just me having a boyfriend...

It's me, honey! I'm here!

It's my fault. I forgot she was there.

It's not a stunt, Dad.

It's not too late, Dad.

It's okay, Coach, it's all right.

It's open.

It's papaya.

It's pronounced Aseel, sir.

It's pronounced Jorge Juanson,

It's right here in your ear.

It's so beautiful.

It's starting again, Coach.

It's still locked.

It's the cops!

It's the footwork in the pocket.

It's time for you to get back into coaching.

It's time someone gives this man a chance.

It's time to do something we should have done long ago.

It's time we go talk to your dad.

It's, uh...

Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake couldn't make it,

Jefferson, tell your mom I got caller I D now.

Jeffrey!

Jesus, Barb.

JIM Jim Rome here, and this is a ridiculous

John, it looks like Coach Fields

John, something weird seems to be going on down on the field.

John, the excitement is so thick

John, what we're seeing here

Juanson picks up the loose ball.

Juanson's wide open.

Just a city boy

Just close your eyes

Just close your eyes

Just found out that Rick fell off the wagon.

Just makes old Charlie hustle.

Just promise me that you won't get so consumed by winning

Just, um, getting a ride to school

Keep it up, you could turn pro.

Kicker? Oh, hey, look they're playing sports.

Knock it off! Knock it off!

Lambeau Fields.

Lance Truman?

Lance!

Lance.

Lance.

Last night, at Cleveland General Hospital,

Lather up your nethers, get 'em wet, sticky. Shave it.

Lawsuits,

Lend an ear, take a knee.

Let me talk to your father.

Let this be a lesson for all of you.

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

Let's do this! Oh!

Let's get out of here. Let's go to a bar or something.

Let's get something straight, Trotter.

Let's go get something to eat,

Let's go get the quarterback! Let's go!

Let's go, Comebacks

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's just say it

Let's see what you boys got!

Let's switch it up!

Lies in the hands of quarterback Lance Truman.

Like a make your own taco bar or midget wrestling.

Like an Egyptian queen.

Like brothers.

Like chili fries and the smell of his own burps.

Like cockfighting or identity theft.

Like like hepatitis C or... or traces of cocaine.

Like my alcoholic father used to say before he passed on,

Like you took my girl!

Listen up.

Listen, Coach...

Listen, I wanna put 50 grand on the US womens gymnastic team

Livin' just to find emotion

Living in a lonely world

Look at me now, man.

Look at me. I blew it.

Look at that.!

Look at this den.

Look, it's nothing personal, Trotter.

Look, man, why don't you just pretend this whole thing

Looks like he's gonna score, Al.!

Looks like the Unbeatables coach,

Looks like we gonna have us a problem, then.

Loves to laugh and...

Make it, take it, be yotch.

Makes me feel like an object.

Makes me feel wanted and alive.

Man on man porn makes you a better coach.

Man, I been waiting all season for you to ask.

Man, only thing you love is taking my girl from me.

Man, would you guys shut up?

Marco, come here.

Maybe I will give it another shot.

Maybe it fell into the back of your locker or something.

Maybe next year, guys.

Me and a few guys from the team work here

Me and a few guys from the team work here

Me go back to coaching?

Me likey.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Me.

Michelle Fields,

Michelle Fields,

Michelle, I can't stop thinking about you.

Michelle, I'm your daddy.

Michelle?

Michelle.

Michelle.

Middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere.

Minute and 99 seconds.

Mm hmm. You make me sick, all of you.

Mom, go long. Go long.

More athletic, more talented colored boys.

More than Coach Fields.

Move into a nice house and have kids.

Moved his athletic ass on down to Mexico

Mr. Truman?

Mummified and entombed her in the basement.

My boy's not playing for anyone,

My dad thought it might help me

My dad's made up his mind baseball's my future.

My father's not dead.

My God,

My guy's getting mugged out there.

My Jeanie, she used to wag her finger in front of my face

My Jeanie, she used to wag her finger in front of my face

My Little Pony collection.

My parents can never know.

My parents just said we could use the beach house

My shit goin' to Disney World, baby. Yeah!

My wife left me.

Nada, zilch.

Nah, you take that!

Name is Vince.

Name's Gabe Low.

Name's Lambeau Fields.

Name's Lambeau Fields.

Never tiring of each other's bodies

Never wave this finger in front of me again.

New football coach over at Heartland.

Next

Next, ACL Tear!

Nice block.

Nice run.

Nice.

Nice.

No more bottles of beer on the wall

No one's going home today

No talent.

No time outs left.

No worries! I'm a quick healer. Whoo!

No, absolutely not.

No, Coach. We're simply trying to keep up our G.P.A.s.

No, Dad. You have to win.

No, I just joined the football team.

No, that's just I Pod.

No, this is 314 Bentley Drive.

No, uh...

No, wait.

No!

No!

No!

No! I...

No.

No. But I did on the way over here, though.

No. I left you a note.

No. Went for 11 straight years without a drink.

Nobody shed a tear for old Freddie.

Nonsense.

Nope, I never got that.

Not all about winning, is it?

Not gonna go for the tie.

Not if I want my team to be ready

Not now.

Not you Randy. Not you.

Not you.

Nothing can hold you back.

Nothing can stop him! Nothing can stop this kid!

Nothing in this world could bring this team together.

Nothing is more inspiring

Now beat it, buzzkill.

Now I'm crazy wasted with a bunch of minors

Now let's pray.

Now take Salamander here.

Now we get up in each other's rifle racks now and again.

Now where is it?

Now, get out there, ACL, and tear it up.

Now, I need to get this team down to a 32 man roster,

Now, I was hoping...

Now, if we're gonna be winners,

Now, there's one week before our first game.

Now, we gonna let Bobby get his wish?

Now, who do you play for?

Now, you listen to me.

Nowhere to go.!

Of pirated DVDs I got down in Chinatown.

Of Social Security.

Of the autistic high school boy

Of the champion D.N.A. Which

Of the Lone Star State Unbeatables.

Offense, hit the line!

Oh, come on Coach. I'll give you a rim job.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. You have got to be kidding me.

Oh, for the love of the game.

Oh, gee. Oh, di, do, do, di, do.

Oh, God! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, he loves me.

Oh, is that what you call it?

Oh, look at that, Trotter takes out two Unbeatables.!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no reason.

Oh, no. I really meant I was gonna pack your fudge and toss your salad.

Oh, of course, Michelle.

Oh, okay.

Oh, please,

Oh, please!

Oh, shit.

Oh, sweet Jesus.

Oh, that means he's gonna fist you too.

Oh, that's for your nose.

Oh, we know who you are.

Oh, why resist it? Aah.

Oh, yeah, and huffin' some paint!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you think so?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Ee!

Oh! I'm so sorry.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Okay, well, check.

Oh. Sorry.

Oh. That's a great idea.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... Oh, good.

Oh... um...

Okay, everybody hit the showers.

Okay, I got it. ACL Tear, get out there. Let's go.

Okay, I Pod.

Okay, ladies, show time!

Okay, listen up.

Okay, ready... hut!

Okay, that's enough. All right, get him off me.

Okay, you can open your eyes again.

Okay.

Okay.

Once again, my method!

One of these.

One of'em is turkey, and the other one is excitement.

One on a beach, and one most likely in Europe,

Ooh, my bad.

Ooh, what a move!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! Oh!

Ooh! Ow! Ah!

Ooh.! And Truman lays a huge block.!

Ooh...

Oop da. Yeah, easy. That's right.

Oops, wardrobe malfunction

Oprah. I'm saying you're as fat as Oprah, you fat ass!

Oprah's an incisive and charitable lady,

Or lessening the frequency of sex.

Out of my way, fat ass.

Over the phone I wasn't gonna let my boy play football.

Ow!

Ow.

People talk about you. You cheat at checkers.

Personal foul. Cock blocking.

Phenomenal.!

Phenomenal.!

Please tell me

Please tell me you're a confectioner's assistant.

Please tell me you're a patriot.

Please tell me you're gonna start chopping up lettuce and tomatoes.

Please, Dad?

Please.

Pledge... to all of you.

Practicing ballet will help with your footwork in the pocket?

Pro right 94, on one. On one. Ready?

Probably smells a little bit, but not too much.

Probably won't make it through the night.

Psst!

Put the weapon down. Put the weapon down.

Rainbow Dash, first edition.

Randinger with a block out of nowhere.!

Randinger!

Randinger's wide open.!

Randy Randinger is making

Randy Randinger!

Randy! Randy!

Randy! Randy!

Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy!

Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy!

Randy.

Randy.

Randy.

Ready, break!

Realized something was afoot.

Really? And how many of Michelle's

Red and white.

Red and white.

Ref! Time out!

Refill the waters, get fresh towels...

Remember...

Right here, sir.

Right there.

Right there.

Right! Dig! That's it!

Robbery, arson, indecent exposure

Rock n' roll!

Rootin' for the home team

Ruin your season before it even begins, huh?

Same thing goes for a firearm.

Save yourself a lot of embarrassment and pain?

Score one for Trotter,

Scruffy was your dog when you were ten. I...

Scruffy!

Second half just under way,

Second home on a lake, early retirement.

See an open door.!

See you around

See you later.

See, honey, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

See, I knew the Comebacks had a shot this year.

See?

Send a message to the warden.

Set!

Set!

Set!

Set!

Set! Green 20!

Set. Hut!

Sexual harassment allegations.

Shakespeare?

She looks skinny...

She never could stick it.

She took a midnight train going anywhere

Shift!

Shift!

Shit.

Short yardage specialist

Should be spent in service to her husband, cooking,

Showered...

Si, es la verdad.

Since our team got integrated,

Sit down.

Sit your marshmallow ass back on the bench.

Slow roller down to first.

Smash can't control his temper,

So Coach took the job

So cozy that it didn't even have a traffic light.

So he's done this before?

So I'm rebelling against the rebellious label

So instead, we present you with this wholesome salute

So we're all gonna sign a little contract.

So you can hold your head up high.

So, tell me about this big offer of yours.

So, um, what are you, like...

So, you ready to give up?

So, you want to forfeit,

Solid advice, fellas.

Some guys have all the luck.

Someone else has to call the play,

Someone Freddie wouldn't expect,

Someone kind and sensitive.

Someone who

Someone who thinks outside the Xbox.

Sometimes I think I might have a dirty mind.

Sometimes when I'm driving, I like to prop a cup of coffee

Somewhere in the night

Sorry, Coach.

Sorry, gang, but we are a team.

Sorry, wrong number.

Sorry. I hugged him a little too hard.

Starting lineup, Isaiah.

Starting with you, you

Starting with you, you

Still don't have a quarterback.

Still in the box, bitch.

Stop goofing around!

Straight A's!

Strangers waiting

Strangers waiting

Streetlight people

Streetlight people

Streetlight...

Stuff isn't easy to find this time of night.

Stupid cord all over the damn place,

Suppose I can get in the game?

Survive on the ice, you can survive anywhere.

Sweetie, Trotter only cares about himself.

Sweetie...

Sweetie...

Ta mere est une vielle... terroriste.

Take a knee.

Take a look down there it's unbelievable what's going on.!

Take the field, ready for the ceremonial coin toss.

Team, hut!

Team, hut!

Tear it up good.

Tear it up. Explore your bodies.

Than the tale of a sports hero.

Thank you.

Thanks anyway, buddy.

Thanks for coming out.

Thanks for coming, Freddie.

Thanks, buddy.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That are cruel, painful and unnatural.

That got a lot of hits on YouTube.

That guy in the bed with you.

That has all the little things,

That he wouldn't forget 'em.

That helmet.

That I am dying to let you know how much I love you.

That I love to cut with a knife.

That I was afraid of a real relationship.

That I'm not afraid anymore.

That it?

That last night,

That night when we kissed, and I...

That really, you know...

That sounded pretty good to me.

That was by accident.

That was the police.

That wiener.

That you completely forget about this family.

That you kids would have the gumption

That you will be

That... is the I Pod Shuffle.

That'd be something, wouldn't it?

That's 'cause I'm from somewhere you can't even imagine.

That's a gal.

That's a picture of me at Camp Fumblewatha.

That's a picture of me at Camp Fumblewatha.

That's because they are.

That's disrespect.

That's for the opposing team to win this game.

That's how we do it.

That's kind of brutal.

That's my girl, straight A's!

That's my team! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

That's on me.

That's ridiculous. How much is he paying you?

That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.

That's right!

That's some good shit.

That's the Droppie Award for most fumbles in a season.

That's the only way we're going to win.

That's the right spot.

That's the way right there.

That's the way!

That's the way! That's the way!

That's true.

That's what we do! Ow!

The Bad News Bare Asses.

The ball is loose... and Trotter recovers!

The Boner State Trojans!

The cavalry's arrived.

The Comebacks are finally starting to play like a team.!

The Comebacks did it.!

The Comebacks have won.!

The Comebacks score.!

The Comebacks win!

The Comebacks win!

The Comebacks!

The Comebacks!

The continuation of the noble Seabiscuit lineage.

The future of this team.

The game is on the line.

The game is on the plasma screen

The Gridiron Gangbang.

The half time show.!

The kid's sick, real sick.

The lace bra and the...

The laundry man?

The Longest Nards.

The loser.

The loser.

The man who had been by his side through everything.

The Mets win!

The mighty Venus Williams at the Australian Open.

The only man he knew he could trust.

The pile is clearing, John.

The reason why I wanted you to be head coach of the Comebacks

The scope of the second half is to...

The skreets.

The smell of wine and cheap perfume

The strippers are here.

The Sugar Mill it's out on Route 39.

The thing is, it's all my fault.

The Unbeatables will be the guys with the knives.

The USA Gymnastics Team.

The way I always do

The weather's nice, two football teams are playin'

The weekend's here

The whole town shut down on game day.

Their first score of the season.

Their shadows searching

Their shadows searching in the night

Then do it.

Then I better take care of business.

Then it's gonna hurt again.

Then prove it strike me out.

Then we'd get married,

Then what the hell is this?

There is no black and white... just crimson and gold,

There isn't a Doing Barb's

There used to be a...

There you are.

There you are.

There you go. Drink up.

There, that'll keep you from letting go.

There's a lot of drama going on over there.

There's a reason for that.

There's somebody else.

There's something else that I wanted to give you.

There's something very warm and soft.

There's this small college in Plainfolk, Texas

Therefore,

These films matter.

These Trojans are tough.

They beat the Unbeatables.!

They did it to themselves, Michelle.

They look just like footballs.

They need a new head football coach.

They ride the horses.

They settled in Plainfolk, Texas.

They'd bring me in in goal line situations mostly,

They'd sink like a stone,

They'll exploit any opening they see.

They're all two towns over

They're going for two?

They're going long!

They're looking for the parents of a girl named Michelle.

They're my gridiron gang.

They're one of the best teams in the conference.

They're rock hard on offense!

They're running all over the Comebacks,

They're very traditional, believe a woman's life

They've got a stiff defense!

This amazing story has inspired people

This conversation is over, Coach.

This conversation is over!

This could be the real thing.

This game's bigger than the two of you.

This is a team.

This is all your fault!

This is just another one of your rebellious stunts

This is my last shot.

This is my old bucket

This is so humiliating.

This is so humiliating.

This is some kind of a joke.

This locker room until you understand

This my team.

This my turf.

This my...

This old man is your new coach.

This team's all I got.

This time I'm gonna win.!

This.

Till we get there

Time of death 8:05.

Time out, Comebacks.

Time's ticking down, and we're still tied.

Titans on the reverse.

To American values.

To bail you horn dogs out of jail.

To be with you

To do this on your own.

To draw forth the building blocks

To finally win a championship game?

To Gwen Stefani over there.

To me, he's a hero,

To Mexico.!

To my birthday party.

To Odessa, Texas, home of the second annual Toilet Bowl.

To once and for all show that

To play the Titans next week.

To prove everyone wrong.

To the rest of the world,

To win the gold in Beijing.

To your list of woes.

Told me about a coaching job.

Tonight should be the greatest night of my life, Barb.

Touchdown Comebacks.

Touchdown, Trotter, touchdown.

Touchdown! The Comebacks win!

Touching story out of Cleveland.

Trotter, Trotter, he's a star.

Trotter!

Trotter! Trotter!

Trotter.

Trotter...

Trotter... back to Truman...

True love.

Truman drops back.

Truman scrambling.

Trying to make me mad.

Turned 12.

Turns out...

Two vacations a year.

Two! Two times!

Two.

Uh huh.

Uh uh!

Uh, Coach Fields?

Uh, I shouldn't, 'cause, you know...

Uh, that name.

Uh... County General. Why?

Um, Michelle, I... I need to tell you something.

Um...

Um... Coach?

Um... to be honest, it really hasn't hit me yet.

Unbeatables back to pass.

Unbeatables up the middle

Unbelievable.!

Unconventional training methods and crazy game plans...

Under all that self tanner and macrame bikini,

Unless you turn around in this one guy's driveway, and...

Unless you're afraid.

Until one of you can knock me down.

Up and down the boulevard

Up and down the boulevard

Wait a minute, what'd you say?

Wait, man, how do you think you get these?

Wait, man, how do you think you get these?

Wait.

Walk it off.

Was at the game.

Was like a holiday for these folks.

Was suiting up I think he's gonna go

Washington.

Watch yourself, watch yourself.

We all remember that touching story

We believe.

We believe. We believe.

We can do this, guys.

We did it! We did it!

We didn't play as a team.

We do.

We family.

We got to start believing in each other.

We know all about you and your contract

We lived in the same cul de sac.

We need a kicker. Can I be kicker, Coach?

We think that's terrific! We do!

We want you to know something,

We We took in a foreign exchange student.

We'd do it every day.

We'd do it over and over for hours and hours.

We'd lay out on a blanket and ball.

We'll get through this.

We'll receive.

We'll settle this on the field.

We'll tie you to a tree and pour pig's blood

We're all too different.

We're getting a ticket!

We're gonna get through this.

We're not playing for the tie.

We've all walking in on a loved one

We've got to be one body, one heartbeat.

Welcome to your first practice, gentlemen.

Well, don't take it so hard, poon cheeks.

Well, excuse me.

Well, good. But if you should lose that second game,

Well, I think I'm gonna spare you the humiliation

Well, I thought it was a really small

Well, I'm just..

Well, I'm sorry you had to drive

Well, if you find it, hold on to it tight.

Well, isn't that sweet?

Well, mister,

Well, someone's name is Scruffy.

Well, thanks for trying.

Well, thanks, Coach.

Well, you have nothing to worry about,

Well...

Well...

Well... it's got its perks.

Well... look who's here.

Wha What's this part?

What a surprise

What are the odds of that happening, ACL Tear?

What are we gonna do?

What are you doing in there?

What are you guys, blind?

What being a team is all about.

What do I say?

What do you say, Coach?

What do you say?

What happened?

What I'm trying to say is that...

What if I drop the ball?

What the heck is that?

What the hell is going on here?

What the hell was that?

What you looking at? I'm not getting it.

What?

What?

What?

What? How is that possible?

What? Oh, this?

What? Why?

What?!

What's a six letter word

What's going on? Where is everyone?

What's it to you, old man?

What's that all about?

What's that all about?

What's that?

What's the color?

What's the problem?

What's this all about?

What's this, Freddie?

What's up, 'Seel?

What's up, baby?

What's up, eighth row?

What's up, guys?

Whatever it is you kids are into these days.

Whatever, Coach. I'm all you got and you know it.

When I walk in that locker room, I want to smell reefer.

Where am I supposed to park my Prius, dawg?

Where I get all my plays.

Where is it now?

Where is it?

Where is that?

Where the hell you think you're going?

Where you from?

Where you turn your personal tragedies

Which is a dead end skreet,

Which is one more than he had yesterday.

Which means some of you ladies are gonna be cut.

Which means, for us...

White boy think he gonna cover a receiver.

Who are more than overmatched.

Who cares, man?

Who do you play for?

Who happens to be black.

Who scores.!

Who was finally given his chance to play.

Who?

Who's that?

Who's who?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoo hah!

Whoo, you like that, you big baby, don't you?

Whose only dream is to play ball.

Why can't I have that?

Why didn't you score, Coach?

Why does it have to be so hard core?

Why don't you act like a barbell and get benched?

Why don't you act like my parents,

Why don't you pass those out.

Why don't you pretend this whole thing is a basket

Why don't you tell Maddonald here just exactly

Why must everyone question my method?

Why not?

Why not?

Why won't you give me a chance?

Why would I start now?

Why would you do this to me?

Why, just this morning,

With just seconds remaining, the fate of the Comebacks

With my breasts.

With my new boyfriend

With sports memorabilia and trophies.

With the occasional Africa or Asia.

With Tim, if you can believe that.

With two fine looking young ladies.

Without it, I have nothing.

Woo! Michelle!

Woo! Yeah.

Word of advice, quarterback.

Word on the street

Would you like to go out sometime?

Would you look at this.!

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, baby! Yeah!

Yeah, champs!

Yeah, I brought all these illegal drugs to the party...

Yeah, I get it. You're gonna kill me.

Yeah, I'll... okay.

Yeah, it looks like Lambeau Fields

Yeah, it's cool, man.

Yeah, it's okay, I can hold onto them.

Yeah, my dad wants me to focus on baseball.

Yeah, that kind of wood.

Yeah, this is great.

Yeah, what's up?

Yeah, yeah, it is. And take a look at that.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Come on! Is that all you got?

Yeah! I'm a huge drug pushing drug guy.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! You can't keep a legend

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. She's pretty...

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah... Now I can eat my Fruity Flakes.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes.

Yo, how many touchdowns you score?

Yo, what took you so long, ese?

You all signed a contract. What are you trying to do?

You and me after the game, mama.

You and me we've been through wars together, right?

You are not gonna believe this.!

You bastard.

You can change all of this.

You can do it! Come on! Get it! Get it!

You can dodge a tackler.

You can go free

You can have the whole thing

You can kiss my ass.

You can't lay down or they are really gonna pound us.

You come and ask me for...

You don't like my rules...

You finally decide to block something and it's my locker?

You gonna learn,

You got a lot of anger, son.

You got some wood?

You got to be a killer.

You got to be shittin' me.

You got to hope they're not the turkeys.

You gotta call that!

You guys are ripping me apart!

You had no part in the victory. You added nothing.

You have been charged with property damage,

You have been sitting in here for hours.

You have no idea what it's like

You have sat in here night after night, forgetting about me

You judge not, lest ye be judged.

You just give me the damn ball, and you stay out of my way.

You just give me the damn ball, and you stay out of my way.

You know that, right?

You know that.

You know what I think of your contract, Coach?

You know what I'm saying, Coach?

You know what, Michelle?

You know, it's not too late

You know, the Hammerhead to punch it in.

You know, this house is perfect for us.

You miserable piece of shit!

You missed the whole first quarter. Where have you been?

You put it on your face.

You said Troy.

You see this was a town that loved its football.

You should be popping ecstasy, man!

You sure got to have some big clankers to come in here.

You take one down You pass it around

You take that!

You want to take a swing at me, kid?

You were never here, and I am a woman

You won a football game!

You won't know where

You won't know where...

You work at a mill?

You wouldn't be able to walk for weeks.

You'd pick me up, we'd drive out to the lake,

You'll find his ass on the baseball field.

You'll never be my brother.

You'll never take me alive.

You're a real asset to the team!

You're finally a team!

You're good people.

You're ignoring me, this family.

You're on the bench for the rest of the game.

You're supposed to consume alcohol at a dangerous rate!

You're talking about a person,

You've spent your whole life losing,

Your best pitch.

Your daughter.

Your father. Your dead father.

Your Heartland State University Comebacks!

Your interpersonal skills are horrible.

Your parents just bought you a house.

Your players look like a bunch of thankless thugs and thieves.

Your preparation

Your son had a great season last year.

Your son.

Yuck.

Zero, not one.

Zip it. Be quiet.

12 years running!

47 yard line, bitch!

974 wing bandit.

and you. Hey, Coach, we didn't even

and you. Hey, Coach, we didn't even

Boyer. Yeah.

but that piece goes so well with the room. Mm hmm.

Can't hear you. Die sad!

Carter. Come on, Carter.

Close your eyes Right?

Come on, man! Complaining's not

Dad! Coach!

Dude, guess what! What?

Except for Randy. Aww...

Have we gone too far? Game over.

He makes the catch. That's the way!

Heh, Hey, shooter! Use that to stir it.

Hello. Welcome to the team. Hi. Hi.

Here, Coach. Where?

Hey. Hey, Coach.

His method. His method. Yeah.

How's it going, Coach? Good game, guys.

Huh? EBay.

Huh? EBay.

Huh? What?

I want you to be my kicker. Wow!

I was just, um... I get it.

I, I can't do this. No.

I'm a quick healer. Hey, gang.

in her sexual prime. Yeah.

It's real good. Careful, it's hot.

Jefferson. Come on, Jefferson.

Let's go get 'em! Let's go get 'em! Let's go!

Let's go, Comebacks. Yeah, Comebacks.

LeTroy. Yeah! Let's do this!

Like some coffee? Begging for mercy.

My boy! Dad!

No way! Oh, my God! Yeah!

No, I don't, 'cause they're forgettable. Very forgettable.

No, really, I... No, just give me a chance.

Oh, drink up now. Sure.

Oh, go ahead and take a try with that. Yeah.

Oh, we brew it fresh here. I'd be honored if you held my gun.

one on one. Hoops?

One, two, three. S.T.D.'s.

Right. Right.

Season ticket holders coming through! Right here!

Smile! Right here!

So you'll join the squad? Under one condition:

Take it like a man. All right!

that would allow Freddie... Why you talking like that?

That's it. Thought for a second you were talking about cock.

That's not true, Dad. Oh, no?

That's right! Get up! Get up!

That's right. What's up? Come on. What's up!

That's the way! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, baby.

the colors of our uniform. Yes.

There's so many games in a season! They play a lot!

Touchdown! Whoo!

Wait! Wait a second! Dad, wait up!

Wanna have sex again? No, I'm good.

Washington. Yeah.

Washington. Yes.

Way to take a hit from a bus, dude. That's right.

We support that 100 percent. Yeah, we do.

What do we want him to do? Die sad!

Where are we going?

Who are they playing? Uh, I don't know, the Titans?

Who are you? I'm the warden.

Who do you play for?! Comebacks!

Williams. Yeah.

Yeah, I know. So I have to... go.

Yeah, Lance! Come on!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah. That's the gal.

Yeah. Yeah, we sure have.

...a failure as a husband

...as bad as it was last year.

...back to Trotter...

...but I'll take it! Coach Fields!

...on you now.

'At a way, ACL Tear shake it off.

'cause a brother's starvin'.

'cause I can't stand the guys at the mill

'Cause I'm not looking for a man.

'cause when the Titans take the field,