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G.I. Jane (1997)

G.I. Jane (1997)

G.I. Jane is a thought-provoking 1997 movie directed by Ridley Scott. Starring the talented Demi Moore in the lead role, the film follows the fictional story of Lieutenant Jordan O'Neil, a determined and resilient woman striving to break gender barriers in the male-dominated U.S. Navy SEALs.

Motivated by her desire to prove herself and challenge societal norms, O'Neil joins a rigorous training program, enduring extreme physical and mental tests alongside her male counterparts. As she pushes her limits, battles against prejudice, and fights to gain respect, the film delves into themes of feminism, courage, and the pursuit of equality in the armed forces.

With an intense and gripping storyline, G.I. Jane showcases Moore's exceptional acting range, bringing her character to life with depth and authenticity. Accompanied by an engaging and diverse supporting cast, including Viggo Mortensen, Anne Bancroft, and Jason Beghe, the film delivers a powerful narrative that captivates viewers from start to finish.

If you are interested in experiencing the adrenaline-pumping sounds and emotions of G.I. Jane, you can access and download the movie's soundtrack and score by visiting our website. Immerse yourself in this empowering tale that challenges the status quo and celebrates the indomitable human spirit.

A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough...
A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough...
A couple RPG's.
A desk? Oh, this is...
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaaah! Stop! I'm hurt! I'm hurt!
Aaah!
About not making statements,
About the special nature of the C.R.T. Training program.
Absolutely not. We're simply documenting as thoroughly as possible,
Advise launch base accordingly, Goldstein. Now.
Advise launch base, Goldstein.
Advise your E.T.A. Over.
After six months with you, Slovnik, I might just fucking volunteer.
After you pack grits, report to Alpha barracks on the double.
Ain't really none of my business, but I say leave the bastard.
All bodies in! Let's get the hell out of Dodge!
All I'm sayin' is one night, Lord. Give me one night, and I'll set her straight.
All right, corpsmen, they're gonna live. Get the hell out of there.
All right, follow my finger, O'Neil.
All right, Lieutenant.
All right, Master Chief. You guys heard him. Let's rock and roll.
All right, people.
All right, sewer trout, everybody out!
All right, welcome to a brand new day.
All right.
All yours, Master Chief.
Already en route to the strike zone.
Also request gunship support for extraction.
Am... Am I being asked to provide ammunition against this woman...
American families are just not prepared...
And all to myself.
And bark at your commanding officer?
And don't you think that I will stand idly by...
And escort them out without being detected.
And get the hell outta there.
And half of those decisions are about political survival.
And I do so very much want to talk with you,
And I finally get here, and it's gone co ed?
And I resent it when people fart inside my office.
And in no way did anything happen with It. Blondell and myself.
And just for shits and giggles, let's switch to five for tactical traffic.
And just tell whoever's listening that we're coming home.
And perhaps gain those few seconds that just might save your life.
And remind you to finish the job...
And remind you to finish the job...
And safe...
And so on.
And take credit for this one.
And the Brantwood Air Force Supply Depot.
And the more everybody fucks with me, the more I wanna gut it out.
And then exfiltrating this close to this high terrain.
And until I do, that first day does not end!
And you're not required to respond even if asked.
And yours.
And, uh, that is standard issue jungle rot on your left foot.
Another round! I got this round.
Any other officers here?
Anybody else?
Anybody else?
Anybody here?
Anything else we can do for your celebrity career, Lieutenant?
Are still to this day off limits to women, and that has gotta change!
Are we talking the KH family here, sir? The subhunter satellite?
Are you hurt, or are you injured?
Are you hurt, or are you injured?
Are you in the habit of lettin' photographers traipse around your base,
Are you kidding? She's always great.
Are you ready for the next evolution?
Are you ready, Lieutenant?
Are you worried about the next round of base closures, Senator?
Army Delta, Marine Force Recon,
Arrived on my desk Wednesday morning.
As a pulpit for women's rights?
As long as it's off your collar, out of your eyes, that's all I'm going to ask.
As to suggest conduct unbecoming an officer.
At 0230, A D.O.D. Satellite dropped out of orbit.
At a future date, if cleared.
At present, we are three miles off the Libyan coast... here.
At the following coordinates: 3 2 1 5, 1 4 8 6.
At the line of march, 2 1 0.
Attention on deck!
Attention!
Attention!
Average woman, 25 percent body fat. Twenty five.
Aye aye, Master Chief.
Bad night vision.
Be advised rendezvous point of extraction team...
Be advised: Extract team under way.
Be ashamed for the rest of your fucking lives!
Bear crawl, goddamn it! What the hell's wrong with you, shithead?
Because I was civil, now you're complainin'?
Because you were commissioned a month earlier. Makes you senior officer.
Begging your pardon, Senator,
Begging your pardon, sir?
Big symbols make big targets, Jordan.
Bing, bang, it's over, and we're popular.
Blessed is he who expected nothing,
Boat crews, stand by your boats!
Boat crews, stand by your boats. Move your asses!
Boat four, answer me this:
Boat six: Wickwire, McCool, Flea, Cortez, Slovnik and O'Neil.
Border patrol. A little ratty assed, but still.
Boy, that was stupid.
Boys, let's get ready to rock and roll.
Bravo Six, this is Avalanche.
Bravo Six, this is Avalanche.
Bravo Six.
Bust 'em!
Bust 'em!
But as you can see, I've... I've worked that out.
But for future publicity purposes.
But I don't know if they'll let him finish.
But I know some of you are already thinking seriously about quitting!
But if things work out, if you can go the distance,
But it was only so I could have you close...
But Keyhole 5 will be L.O.S. In 18 minutes, sir.
But most of all, what I resent...
But now is scarcely the time.
But Senator DeHaven's office is confirming that G.I. Jane...
But that's behind them.
But they also know the tides are slipping out under their recovery sub.
But they told me that submarines had no bathroom facilities for women.
But those boats will be there this time, correct? Over.
But we didn't count on the SEAL unit being delayed for five hours...
But we remind everybody... Senators, Congressmen,
But we're trying to make it as painless as possible.
But when he tries to rescue a woman, he's just gone soft.
But you do understand this involves SEAL training?
But you know the best thing about pain?
But you'd be hell to live with.
But your future as well.
By taking the proper precautions,
Can I ask what you got it for?
Can no longer be referred to as she.
Captain Salem here.
Captain, obviously someone is trying to sabotage my training.
Carb 15. Military designator: M4.
Carrier support will remain within striking distance.
Carry on.
Carry on.
Carrying one wounded.
Case in point: The Lark Report.
Change the net.
Chaser Alpha, loud and clear.
Chaser, this is Chaser Alpha. Do you read me?
Check out who's back, man.
Check out who's back, man.
Claims have been made that you have, uh,
Clarkson, get your boat crews! Fall out by the fenders now!
Class, fall out for chow.
Class, halt!
Class! As you were.
Class! Class, stand in line!
Clear out. Get back to the beach.
Close the door.
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, honey bun, walk! Get your bell bangin' balls a rollin'!
Come on, man! Hang in there!
Come on, move it! Move it, O'Neil!
Come on, now!
Come on, O'Neil. Get on up here.
Come on, somebody ring that bell for me, please!
Come on, Stamm!
Come on, Stamm! Don't quit!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Be a part of your crew's solution!
Come on! Come on, Flea!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Comin' at ya.
Commander, we'd like to see more detail in your reports.
Competin' with the aroma of my fine $3.59 cigar,
Control your breathing.
Coordinated via my office.
Copy that. Maintain perimeter. Advise further hostile status.
Copy, Las Vegas. Copy, Las Vegas.
Cortez finished ahead of me in group two, but he failed and I didn't. Why?
Cortez, come here, goddang it!
Cortez, get over here! Drop down. Come on!
Cortez, Slov, you take my left flank.
Cortez: 13:10.
Cortez.
Cortez.
Could you have pulled that man clear?
Couldn't hurt. Not in your case.
Coxswain, hard a port!
D.O.D. Tried this trick with Resnik in California five years ago and it worked.
Dad.
Damn, McCool. That's unbelievable.
Degrading remarks by other aviators,
Department heads make ready for battle conditions.
Dick, Jane and Spot.
Did you just have a brain fart?
Did you just mouth off to a senior member of the Senate Arms Committee?
Did you just waltz in here...
Did you take this matter up with my Command Master Chief?
Dilettante.
Distance runner. Took fifth place in some intra service marathon. Age 27.
Distracting, isn't it? That one pink ball right in the middle.
Do I really need another 12 weeks?
Do the headwork with me.
Do ya?
Do you expect to take criticism for using this confirmation hearing...
Do you read me, Mr. Wickwire?
Do you want to see me finish?
Don't ask me to tell you how I'm gonna feel in three years. I don't know.
Don't call me sir, moron. I work for a living.
Don't call me sir, moron. I work for a living.
Don't even think about playing politics with me, little darling.
Don't let 'em use me against you, no matter what. Okay?
Don't read anything Machiavellian into it, Commander.
Don't start somethin' you can't finish.
Don't worry. It's me they're after.
Douglas, nothing's final till you see it on CNN.
Down boat, and don't you bruise my sensitive fanny!
Down this wash and out to sea.
Down this wash and out to sea.
Down!
Drop down, bent over push ups!
E.O.D.,
E.T. A approximately one hour, 20 minutes.
Effective immediately, all vessels in the Navy...
Eight feet. Six.
Engaged in fraternization of the same sex variety.
Especially if you're lookin' for my confirmation.
Especially me.
Even though the officials know we're comin' to test security,
Ever think about what happens when you're captured, Lieutenant?
Excuse me, there's a call from the Sec Nav's office.
Extracting to new location secondary P.Z. Over.
Favorable weather conditions for the next evolution.
Female aviator, it just so happens.
Fianc? Steady beau. You know, some kind of solid heterosexual.
Fifteen. Movin' to your left.
Fine by me, Master Chief.
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire!
Fire, fire! Fire, fire! Cover him!
First and foremost,
First man up, go!
Five of our bases they wanna close.
Flea, you come with me. Let's move out.
Flea!
Flea. Are you all right?
For all its male recruits, demonstrating even more progress...
For bases, for votes.
For he shall not be disappointed!
For her grand social experiment.
For the integration of our SEAL C.R.T. Training.
Forward, double time! Hut!
Four clicks, 2 2 6.
Frankly, I don't give a shit.
Free to get a hot shower and a good night's sleep.
From the Judge Advocate General's office.
Fuck!
G.I. Jane. Why don't they just get it over with and call her Joan of Arc?
Geez. Just what I need... more P.R.
Get 'em up high!
Get 'em up high! Move your asses!
Get back to your positions. You're compromising the unit.
Get down!
Get him in the cage!
Get him in the cage!
Get him in the cage. Move it!
Get him up.
Get him! Don't let him get up!
Get in line and get up here, people!
Get in this program, Stamm!
Get off me! I can't fucking breathe!
Get on line! Get on line right here!
Get out of that water!
Get ready for your med check!
Get the hell out of here!
Get the hell out of here!
Get them dick skinning hands out of my garbage cans. What the hell's goin' on?
Get up there! Let's go, go, go!
Get up!
Get up! Come on!
Get you thinkin' about where this might be headed in case...
Get your ass up! Get your ass up! Get it up, boy!
Get your asses going! Get moving!
Get your dick back in here.
Get your fine fanny down here!
Give it exactly nine minutes.
Give me a few minutes. I'll give you a lift.
Give me the coordinates when you got 'em. We're outta here, guys.
Go ahead, Lieutenant. Fill us in.
Go ahead. Any takers?
Go on!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go! Go!
Goddamn it, what the fuck are you doing sitting in my chair?
Goddamn three ring circus around here. Shit.
Goin' once.
Goin' twice.
Good to see you too, Master Chief.
Good work.
Good.
Good. I like pissed off.
Got it.
Got somethin' to say down here?
Got ya!
Grab my hand. Give me your hand.
Grab your sacks! Get in line now! Move!
Great. They can come take your picture at the retirement home in Waco.
Green eggs and ham.
Green eggs and ham.
Group one, stand by!
Group one: Newberry,
Group three, stand by! Bust 'em!
Group three: Marshall, DeLuise, Brown, Simons, Flynn and Stow.
Group two: Miller, Flea, Powell, Ayres, Cortez and O'Neil.
Guys, come here. Take a look at this. Look who's back in town.
Guys, I'm savin' her life...
Had a grandfather wanted to be a Navy man.
Half a night, Lord. Just give me half a night.
Hampton, McCool, Wickwire, Slovnik and England.
Hampton: 13:15. Blake: 13:22.
Hang on!
Has outlasted many of her male counterparts in the elite Navy program,
Haul out!
Have a seat, Lieutenant.
Have the Rangers recovered the device yet, Skipper?
Have they?
Have you got a man?
He didn't tell me shit.
He tell you what was comin' in there?
He wanted to fire them big guns off them big ass battleships.
He was not re elected. You want that to happen in Texas?
He went out on medical. They'll roll him back through.
He's a big boy. You're gonna have to take him from behind.
He's alive! Give me some room!
He's all right.
He's done.
He's hit again!
He's not home.
He's turned around.
Hell of a game of brinkmanship you play.
Hello?
Her presence could signal a shift in the military's...
Her presence makes us all vulnerable.
Here are the Senator's case notes.
Here he comes.
Here we go. Everybody's got one?
Here?
Hey, guys.
Hey, Jordan, I was, uh, wondering...
Hey, McCool, remember that guy that got caught...
Hey, O'Neil! I'd go to war with you any day.
Hey, there. Hi.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey...
Hi, O'Neil. I would've paid money to have been there.
Hold 'em up. Hold 'em up.
Hold it, guys. Don't get trigger happy. I got him at 30 yards.
Hold them up, girls. Come on. Don't you embarrass me.
Holder of several records for female power lifting.
Holding on some kind of plateau.
Holy shit!
Homeboys guarding the power station don't know shit.
Honey, come on. I survived jump school, dive school and three brothers.
Honey, this is just a career opportunity.
Hoo fucking yah! It's like having sex in a car crash! Whoo hoo!
Hoo hah!
Hoo hah!
Hoo yah, Instructor Pyro!
Hoo yah, sir.
Hoo yah!
Hoo yah!
Hoo yah! Hoo yah! Hoo yah! Hoo yah!
Hoo yah! Hoo yah! Hoo yah! Hoo yah!
Hoo yah! Hoo yah! Hoo yah! Hoo yah! Hoo yah! Hoo yah!
Hostile activity, this location.
Hostile activity. Mined area.
How 'bout brothers or sisters? You got any of them?
How about you, Royce?
How am I supposed to fit in when you've got me set up as an outsider?
How do I know? Because that is an historical fact!
How important is this to you, Jordan?
How many quitters we got? Come on! Move it!
How strong do you have to be to pull a trigger?
However brief your stay with this command might be,
However subtle it may be,
I always like to get one quitter on the first day!
I am really not prepared to go into an in depth...
I am! I am!
I believe you instructed me to come directly to you, sir,
I can't afford civility, sir.
I care about completing the training and getting operational experience,
I commend you, Senator. Those were very nice photos.
I couldn't get the gas back on.
I count four... no, five bases.
I did it, y'all!
I didn't know I was gonna have to decide the rest of my life tonight, Jordan.
I do. I also understand...
I don't get it.
I don't know about the rest of him.
I don't know what the hell's been going on in the last 48 hours.
I don't know, man. What? Thomas? Taylor? I don't know.
I don't know, uh, a delicate way to say this, Lieutenant,
I don't know, Wick. Shit.
I don't know!
I don't know. Last time I didn't.
I don't resent that.
I don't want you learning that inconvenient fact...
I don't. I just want to chew the hell out of it.
I find this just as distasteful as you, Lieutenant.
I gather.
I got 25, maybe 30 with mixed weapons... AK's, SKS's,
I got it for pulling a 240 pound man out of a burning tank.
I got the next game!
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta go, Royce.
I guess I don't.
I guess you've heard.
I had a busted watch once, and it was right twice a day.
I had a busted watch once, and it was right twice a day.
I had a problem with small spaces.
I had an apartment this size once.
I hate askin', but I don't want this thing blowin' up in our faces...
I have had better boat rides by your mothers!
I have never seen a downed aviator treated like this, never.
I have to pick the test cases.
I know I petitioned for two years to get into this program.
I know where you're coming from.
I know you're saying to yourself,
I like this one.
I love you.
I mean everything, right down to your breakfast and bra size.
I mean, neither do you.
I mean, you're doing shit hot at Intel.
I mean... Goddamn it.
I never expected you to do so damn well. I thought you'd ring out in two weeks.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief...
I now turn you over...
I say again, 0 2 6 7 5 2.
I say again, 3...
I say again, six passengers looking for a ride home.
I say again, this location too hot.
I say again: Hostile activity, mined area.
I see. So how did they end up in the Navy's hands?
I see. They were sent anonymously.
I still hold four.
I strongly suggest you spend it in your racks...
I suspect we wouldn't be making statements...
I think he'd just be trapped.
I think he's gonna make his way southwest,
I think I can take care of myself.
I think I should have the choice.
I think they're waitin' for your call.
I think you've resented me from the start, sir.
I told you, get your chow and report to Alpha barracks!
I want a brief back in my office once a week.
I want names. I want specific grievances.
I want you to stroll! Drop down!
I wanted the choice. That's how it's supposed to be.
I will personally see none of you sleep for a week!
I will run your butt all the way to the beach!
I wonder what Secretary Hayes would think about this...
I would not choose to repeat the training, sir,
I'd go C.R.T. Combined Reconnaissance Team.
I'd like to see the Master Chief.
I'd like to think you were prepared for anything.
I'll act surprised.
I'll be asking on C SPAN.
I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna watch Hayes pull flowers out of his ass...
I'll be sure to pass your request along to my chain of command.
I'll do it.
I'll do what I have to do, but it's my call.
I'll give you points for style, just nothin' for smarts.
I'll have another one.
I'll have it ironed out momentarily.
I'll never live this one down.
I'll take it inside.
I'll try not to, sir.
I'm an experienced operator.
I'm deeply concerned over the Navy's seemingly incontrovertible attitude...
I'm glad we could get involved and do some good.
I'm gonna go through with this,
I'm just asking. I'm just asking.
I'm just not interested in being some poster girl for women's rights.
I'm moving Mr. Wickwire to boat five. That puts you in charge of six.
I'm not here to make some kind of statement.
I'm not playing games, Senator.
I'm not talkin' about 100 years ago, either.
I'm sorry. Am I supposed to be afraid?
I'm struck by the ill spirited tenor of your report:
I'm talkin' the United States Navy, middle of World War Two.
I'm thinking about redoing the place.
I'm trying to find an I.V. Here.
I've put up with 19 straight hours of this.
I've seen Girl Scouts move quicker than this!
If a cannibal used a knife and fork, would you call that progress too?
If even one of you Van Winkle wanna bes are late,
If female candidates measure up in a series of test cases,
If he was to know how you dealt me away...
If he's on the run, he's not coming back this way to lead them to us.
If I felt I was being mistreated in any way.
If I follow you home, would you have premarital sex with me?
If I have to ask anyone again, Senator,
If she pulls her own weight, I got no problem with it.
If so, I regard that as a bona fide brain fart,
If the phallic nature of it happens to offend...
If they want you out, man, they'll find a way.
If we don't get those boats back to the extract site, wherever that is,
If we hump it, we can get there and knock out any pursuit.
If we keep the primary satellite the unit can negotiate its way down to this plateau here.
If we're here, and I left the Chief here,
If women measure up to the men, they've got the job. That's what's on the table.
If you are vying for the office of the Secretary of the Navy, Mr. Hayes,
If you don't know the answer to that question, you do not belong here.
If you don't wanna be in my life, move out or ring out.
If you feel you cannot carry on...
If you happen to be battin' for the other side.
If you have any special medical needs, inform the infirmary.
If you now care to admit that you are woefully out of your depth,
If you were like everyone else, Lieutenant,
If you, um...
If you'd kept your mouth shut, we wouldn't be out here in the first place.
If you're injured, we'll get you off the island and get you medical attention.
If your classmates or a superior acts in a harassing...
In case the outcome isn't what the Navy expects, sir?
In less than four hours!
In my seven years on this committee,
In no less than 500 neatly printed words,
In order to avoid panic...
In spite of your expertise,
In Tennessee, the board recommends closing Fort Meyers...
In Texas, the board is recommending no closures of military bases.
In the event this turns into a legal matter.
In the interests of women in all aspects of naval service.
In the last two hours my office has received 14 requests for interviews.
In the lifeline that supplies combat units.
In the more academically oriented evolution,
In Washington,
In your greens.
Innuendo about her performance in unrelated situations.
Instructor Pyro, educate the lieutenant.
Instructor Pyro.
Instructor, get these spoon chested pencil necks out of my face!
Instructors, stand easy.
Instructors.
Into the tunnel! Now!
Is it hot out here, or is it just me?
Is some politician...
Is the sensitivity training...
Is this the face you want to see on the cover of Newsweek?
Is what makes this such an effective interrogation technique.
Is your perfume,
It ain't gonna happen again.
It is, but it isn't. Do you understand?
It lets you know you're not dead yet!
It may not always run smooth,
It pays to be a winner. Come on, move your fat ass.
It was never gonna happen anyway.
It was out of line in there.
It will keep you awake and angry...
It will tell you when you are seriously injured!
It won't happen again. This is Las Vegas, out.
It's a simple question, Lieutenant.
It's because you drop body fat, but not at all unusual for female athletes.
It's beginning to remind me of an old whorehouse over the years.
It's called amenorrhea when you lose your period.
It's called gender norming, O'Neil.
It's DeHaven. Had to be. She is gonna milk this cow on all four tits.
It's just a barbecue. No big deal. You wanna come along?
It's just a glitch in the net changeover, sir.
It's just a souvenir.
It's just a test case, Jordan,
It's my understanding that she just finished the P.T. Phase of her training.
It's the double standard.
It's the double standard.
It's the way you practically pulled my chair out for me when we first met.
It's you, sir.
Jack.
Joan of Arc meets Supergirl.
Joe. Yeah. We need a couple more.
John James Urgayle.
Joining us now on Washington Tonight, for the feminist perspective...
Jordan, I heard what happened...
Jordan, just watch your six, okay?
Jordan, nearly every working day I'm forced to make decisions...
Jordan, what do you think about that, huh?
Jordan, you're asking me to unring a bell.
Jordan. Come on.
Just give me one good piece of intel, and it ends right here.
Just like everyone else, I suspect.
Just so someone can keep track of your personal Pap smears.
Just step up to the bell, save us all a lot of trouble.
Just the goddamned sweet stench.
Just treat me the same. No better, no worse.
Keep comin', baby. Keep comin'.
Keep the whole line long!
Known to man.
Las Vegas, this is Chaser Alpha. We have heavy, hostile...
Last I checked, you were a topographic analyst, not an operations specialist.
Last week, five bases in Texas were on the chopping block. This week, none.
Launch base will need that much time to key their gear.
Launch base, this is N.I.C. Control.
Leave one boat with my team. I'll wait for the Chief.
Let her go!
Let me get this straight: We're sharing the same fucking head?
Let me handle the R.P.M.
Let me have it, boys. Come on. Quickly, quickly.
Let's concentrate on the steak and not the peas.
Let's fix me up and get me back out there.
Let's go, children. Come on. Let's go, Cortez.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go! Take the airwaves! Stay down, Chief!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Use your arms! God!
Let's include more background information.
Let's just see if you want what you're gonna get.
Let's move! Let's run!
Let's talk about this when I get back to the office. Thank you, darling.
Let's try it again, Flea.
Lieutenant O'Neil reporting for training, sir.
Lieutenant O'Neil requests to speak to the Master Chief.
Lieutenant O'Neil, the call's for you.
Lieutenant O'Neil, when I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.
Lieutenant, if this goes down,
Lieutenant, let's go find 'em.
Lieutenant, why are you doing this?
Lieutenant.
Lieutenant.
Lieutenant. Come here.
Link up with the Ranger Recovery Unit Scorpion...
Listen up, everybody. We need film from all angles.
Listen, a few of us are gonna go over to the beach.
Listen, you moron, I am here to stay.
Location to follow. Over.
Loganville. Wilmington. Coronado. Bedsford.
Look around! Look to your right!
Look at Texas.
Look to your left. I just wonder who it's gonna be.
Look, I don't know what she did to get in here. I hate to speculate.
Look, I'm just trying to warn you. All right?
Look, nearly one quarter of all jobs in the U.S. Military...
Look, that is not what I want, Jordan.
Lookit. Girlfriend bring all her stuff in here like she think she gonna...
Looks like she's right on the money.
Ma'am, may I ask what this is regarding?
Maintaining holding action.
Make it silent.
Make out a schedule that rotates head and shower usage.
Make that nine now.
Many of you will not successfully negotiate this program.
Many techniques have been developed to seal the muzzle of the weapon.
Mark and start.
Mark!
Mark!
Master Chief. Rock and roll.
Maybe 350 million in lost revenue per annum.
Maybe not with you or with these guys or with me.
Maybe we don't want chow tonight.
Maybe we found this place a little too easy. There's nobody there.
Maybe we should just let this happen.
McCool, Newberry, right side.
McCool!
Might as well crank it up right now.
Mmm. This?
More than I really wanted to.
Move it, move it, move it, move it!
Move it, move it, move it!
Move out.
Move that fender!
Move the boat around!
Move your girlie butts!
Move your hand, man. All right, don't move. You're only gonna make it worse.
Move, move, move, move, move, move!
Move, move, move!
Move. I said move, goddamn it! What do you want to do, take another swim?
Mr. England went out with a stress fracture.
Mr. Newberry! You gonna be chivalrous, put a stop to this abuse?
Mr. Wickwire, come in.
Mr. Wickwire, in your leisure time...
Mr. Wickwire, you have four minutes...
Muster back here at 0800...
My problem is that their exit plan has gone to total shit.
N... N... No. You can't stay here.
Naturally, you will be given a desk pending the outcome.
Naval intel community,
Navy says to him, No. You can only do one thing on a battleship, son.
Negative on secondary rendezvous.
Negative, Slovnik. He's in the kill zone.
Negative. I'll keep eyes on you. Fall back, Radio Chaser.
New extract at 0 2 6 7 5 2.
New rally point, my location.
Newberry, give me smoke! Get him out of here!
Newberry: 13:08.
Newsweek.
No interviews. That's the last thing we need.
No problem here, Master Chief.
No reason not to answer, unless you wanna bleed.
No split tail's getting through this program. No way, Jose.
No woman's gonna last a week. I don't care who she is.
No, but it's what I'd do.
No, Lieutenant. I got the better eyeball. You go back.
No, sir, what?
No, sir. I just made some unofficial inquiries.
No, sir. Snooker's just not my game.
No, Slov, not...
No, Slov.
No, Slovnik. Never operated in the Med.
No!
No... Come here. Come here!
Nope, we're not that lucky.
Nor do I care to drive a desk...
Normally, that's not a cause for such concern,
Not just what it bodes for the future of women in the Navy,
Not me, Master Chief! I'm full of joy!
Not playing down to the abilities of your superior officer, are you?
Nothin' to be ashamed of, sir. Do you wanna quit?
Nothin'.
Now for the bad news!
Now hear this. Now hear this.
Now might be a dandy time for that recess.
Now the problem is, Intel officers don't get involved.
Now they're hammering me just because she's in my boat crew.
Now, how's my girl doin', anyway?
Now, I respectfully request you keep me with my crew or you send me packing.
Now, Master Chief, if for one second...
Now, this was faxed to the JAG office Tuesday.
Now, you get those charges voided, Senator, and you do it today.
Now, your unit is to make an over the beach insertion here,
O'Neil just tripped the trip wire! Thank you very much!
O'Neil to C.O. Office.
O'Neil, it's Wick.
O'Neil, let's go! Let's move it on down!
O'Neil, the C.O. Wants you in his office.
O'Neil! What are you waitin' for, girl?
Of course, we anticipate some controversy...
Of course, women have always been a vital link...
Often to the detriment of the mission.
Often trying to save those who obviously couldn't be saved,
Oh, by the way, Newsweek called.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on. Don't tell me you wanted that kind of life.
Oh, come on. This is just 'cause I got lucky during the Gulf War.
Oh, congratulations, Mr. Secretary.
Oh, don't you look pretty.
Oh, fuck. Oh, God.
Oh, I'm just an old dame without much time left,
Oh, man, did I just miss a decade or something?
Oh, man, doesn't she know it's rude to point?
Oh, man.
Oh, my God!
Oh, this would be a fine time to quit, wouldn't it, gentlemen?
Oh, yeah. Just like the men do.
Okay, let's see what the cat dragged in.
Okay, McCool, get up there. Hoo yah, baby!
Okay, you got tendinitis in your right knee...
Okay.
Okay. Cool.
Okay. Here it is.
Okay. Mr. McCool, set up comms.
On my mark. Stand by!
On my mark. Stand by.
On the wrong channel with the wrong crypto.
One standard.
Only bad leaders.
Ooh, progress.
Operational Readiness Exercises before?
Or otherwise unbecoming manner,
Or sick bay.
Or were you just plain chicken shit?
Or what?
Or, actually, its official non policy.
Over our recommendations.
Oww!
Oww!
Owww! Aaaah!
Pain is your friend, your ally!
Pardon me, sir. Phone call from Senator DeHaven.
Past training reps; medical history; any grievances she previously filed.
Pencils down! On your feet! Get up!
Pending the outcome of this malicious allegation.
People in Washington are scope locked on what's happening down there.
Perfect, till they do a chromosome check.
Permission to get dressed, Master Chief.
Permission to speak frankly, sir?
Permission to speak, sir?
Pick 'em up! Put 'em down!
Please don't fuckin' do that anymore.
Please, Lieutenant, have a seat.
Please. Please.
Plus, she's outlasted 40 percent of her peers.
Prepare to down boat!
Presley: 13:47.
Pretty boy: 14 minutes flat.
Private meeting. That's what we want.
Put it down! Here we go!
Put that pencil down. Get your fucking feet together and sit up straight!
Quit now.
Quit playing with your hair, O'Neil, and drop down!
Record weapons, vehicles. Count bad guys, Get ranks, if visible.
Reestablish comms. It's a clear shot.
Remember, there are no bad crews,
Rendezvous rally point.
Repeat, immediate extraction.
Request you advise coordinates for new extract.
Right down to your worthless womb. This is my island.
Right face!
Right up until you said that, I thought I did.
Right? Now look here.
Ring that bell!
Roger that, Chaser Alpha. Will relay priority to Las Vegas.
Roger that.
Roll!
Roll! Right there!
Roper, Paris, Gallup, all the polls, they all come back the same way.
Royce, we're the same age. We entered the Navy the same month.
RPG's. He's fucked.
Said to be one of the most grueling anywhere.
Said to be one of the most grueling anywhere.
San Diego. Follow my finger.
Satellite power cells have been located.
Say again your last. Over.
Say hello to the President for me, will you?
Scorpion Leader, Scorpion Leader.
Scorpion's gonna need to be redirected.
Scorpion's mission goes down.
Sc**** the plates and get the hell out of here!
Sc**** your plates! Get the hell out of here!
SEALS,
SEALS. Sixty percent dropout rate.
Seek life elsewhere.
Seems the men couldn't get used to the sight of women blown open.
Seen in public venues with another female officer at a time and manner...
Senator, they stand out on a public highway using telephoto lenses.
Sergeant Cortez,
Set up a perimeter.
Settin' charges on the oil platform years back?
She doesn't have one fuckin' clue where we're goin'.
She just made it through S.E.R.E. Training.
She looks like the wife of a Russian beet farmer.
She made it through hell week.
She stands to lose 6,000 military, 4,000 civilian jobs,
She's been going head to head with the men for some time now.
She's not the problem.
She's receiving better marks than most.
Shit fire and save matches.
Shots are up, fellas!
Should I practice bleeding too? Would that make me a better soldier?
Shut up, Slovnik.
Shut up, Slovnik.
Shut up!
Shut up.
Since it bears on this conversation,
Since the whole world seems to be awake at 0500,
Sing it!
Sir, I'd like to tell you that this is completely groundless,
Sir, I'd recommend against it. These are skilled operators.
Sir, I'm not looking for any special treatment.
Sir, is someone suggesting that I'm a lesbian?
Sixty percent of you will not pass this course!
Sling arms!
Slov, Cortez, check antenna for comms capability.
Slovnik, take us to 2 1 0. Cortez, move out.
Slovnik! You're barkin' up the wrong dress. They ain't your type.
Slovnik's feeling good like a hard man should.
So don't you expect me back anytime soon.
So I'm not going to try.
So if you've come here lookin' for me to apologize for keeping alive...
So she's lasted eight weeks. That's wonderful.
So that I can deal with it immediately.
So when a man tries to rescue another man, he's a hero,
So you'll pardon me if I jump right in here.
So you're in charge, huh?
So, have you been monitoring this situation for us, Commander?
So, what program?
So, what was the deal you made with the devil? I mean, DeHaven.
So, where'd they drop us, L.T?
So, you see, O'Neil,
Some impressive fitness reps here.
Some kind of protective shroud.
Somebody got a problem with my organizational skills?
Somehow, I'll get you back in.
Something to add, Lieutenant?
Sounds like Chief's running a little late.
Specifically that you were...
Spending time in some Arab prison.
Squat pissing in some third world jungle...
Stamm, don't do it, Stamm!
Stamm, I think I have a quitter! Do I have a quitter?
Stand at attention!
Stand at attention.
Stand by, Avalanche. Will consult team leader.
Stand by. Prepare to hit the surf. Move!
Stand easy.
Stand fast. He might blow right by ya.
Stay down! Stay down!
Stay down.
Still having a hard time making decisions?
Stow it, gentlemen. You heard the policy.
Straighten 'er out!
Strike it three times, and you're out.
Strongly suggest new location. Over.
Suck my dick!
Suck my dick! Suck my dick! Suck my dick!
Sundown, this is Team Leader.
Suppose this lady's getting friendly with the press?
Surely you're not gonna balk at that.
Survival, evasion, resistance and escape.
Take a good look at your new home.
Take a look on the right.
Take three boats, wait for new extraction location from Las Vegas.
Take your leave, Commander.
Tango Niner out.
Tango Niner, are you boys en route with cargo? Over.
Target ahead. Belay my last.
Team... mate.
Tell me you didn't sell me out.
Tell me you didn't sink my whole career to make you look good.
Ten feet. Right behind ya.
Thank God times have changed.
Thank you, sir, but I expect a certain amount of pain.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks for holding. I'll put you through.
That a woman's death is more hurtful than a man's?
That a woman's life is more valuable than a man's?
That bell is your salvation.
That far exceeds that of any unit within the U.S. Arsenal.
That gives 'em the line of sight on the satellite.
That is all that is to be said...
That is music to my ears. I'm gettin' emotional here.
That is now mandatory for my men,
That sounded dangerously like an ultimatum.
That was quick. Yeah, she did great.
That was the agreement.
That would have Solomon himself shittin' golf balls,
That you applied for active duty during the Gulf War and got turned down.
That's a brave response. What's it gonna be?
That's a quarter fat, man. I mean, think about that.
That's a roger. Sorry for the last.
That's bullshit. I mean, they can't do what we can. How's it happen?
That's cook.
That's good.
That's the Chief.
That's the public side. Privately, it's all being documented.
The answer is, I can't.
The D.O.D. Will support full integration within three year's time.
The D.O.D.'s put her out of business.
The drift of the continents,
The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides,
The first female candidate for the elite Navy SEALS training program.
The Israelis tried it.
The KH 12 Bravos are nuclear powered.
The last few years have brought real progress...
The natural tendency toward premature panic...
The Navy is still declining to release the woman's name,
The Navy'll want approval over the women.
The Navy's analysis of that F 14 crash at Coronado last year.
The OB GYN I have to keep on staff...
The onboard plutonium is designed to survive re entry.
The only thing that scares me are the sexual politics.
The plutonium is, uh, weapons grade.
The reason why they told my grandfather he couldn't fight for his country?
The rest of us, move back.
The rest of you wanna bes have two hours before the next evolution.
The separate quarters, the deferential treatment.
The shape doesn't bother me, sir.
The source of these photographs is also a part of our investigation.
The source of these photographs is also a part of our investigation.
The truth is, the choice isn't yours, and it isn't mine.
The very position of the sun along its ecliptic.
Their call sign is Las Vegas.
Then get the fuck outta here! Get out!
Then I suggest we start there.
Then we're done, Lieutenant.
Then why the fuck did you start me on all this in the first place?
There are no prisoners, there are no guards.
There are two words you will learn to put together:
There goes Stamm.
There is nothin' I can do about it,
There was a time I wanted you to fail,
There was foliage back to the south that was good cover, but that's high ground.
There will be no time limit for this evolution.
There's a lot of people who don't want to see you finish.
There's a reason they gave you that hit list.
These are just a few of the things I control in my world.
These are not unrelated circumstances.
These are supposed to be discreet test cases.
These guys are world class warriors. They see you coming...
These six have failed the O course.
These were supposed to have been discreet test cases.
They might be inclined to stay put.
They want a private meeting with you.
They will eat corn flakes out of your skull. Okay?
They'd linger over the wounded females,
They'll hump their wounded out. They'll reach this plateau in ten minutes.
They'll wanna keep moving seaward, sir, yet find a spot...
They're all yours, Lieutenant.
They're gonna kill you, O'Neil!
They're humping 'em out now as we speak.
They've grasped their problem by now and will take action to get back on line.
They've preapproved all these candidates.
Think about what you do before you go in front of cameras and embarrass yourself.
Third box.
This commission worked for the good of the country.
This day hasn't even begun! Move it around!
This is Admiral Gallow and Lieutenant Burke...
This is Bravo Six. Still got six heartbeats here...
This is bullshit. It's a fuckin' game, O'Neil.
This is Chaser Alpha to Las Vegas! Come in!
This is deeper than we thought.
This is it, tadpoles.
This is Las Vegas.
This is Las Vegas. Message to follow.
This is merely an informal inquiry.
This is Team Leader to Team Fuck up. Knock the grab ass off.
This is the Captain speaking.
This is your lucky day, L.T. Stand by, Chaser.
This plateau here. That's where I'd head, sir.
This weapon can be considered water resistant.
This weapon can be considered water resistant.
This will be a graded exercise.
Those charges will be dismissed.
Those that do will experience an operational tempo...
Three months?
Till noon, everyone.
To cooperate with JAG and N.I.S.
To even get in this program!
To have their daughters and young mothers in harm's way.
To Keyhole 5 at the following coordinates.
To my Command Master Chief John James Urgayle.
To secure swim gear and down chow!
To tell you the truth,
To them you're just the new ****** on the block, that's all.
Too many balls on the table.
Top scores, marksmanship.
Toward women in the military.
Triathlon, winter sports, Olympic contender,
Trust me. Welcome to S.E.R.E.
Truthfully?
Try to get as much air on those abrasions on your back as you can.
Twelve minutes or less. That's all you need to know about this course.
Twenty five feet.
Twenty yards. Come on, Chief. We're suckin' 'em... We're suckin' 'em in.
Twenty.
Two fire teams are still in the woods. Who's gonna give me a fix on 'em?
Two is one, one is none.
Two years of letter writing, two years of pulling strings,
Uh huh!
Uh, Madame Chairman, this is an internal document of the U.S. Navy.
Uh, The woman, identity unknown, is believed to be...
Um, actually, not completely, sir.
Um, you guys re remember this one?
Under fire.
Understand. Inner door closed and dogged.
Understand. Inner door closed and dogged.
Understood?
Unless you want me to infringe on their civil liberties,
Using my base as a test tube...
Wait a minute. Take cover. Take cover and freeze.
Wait a second.
Wait a second. Don't...
Wait till the new bird comes into L.O.S.
Wake up, sunshine.
Was he too heavy,
Watch this.
Way to gut it out, Lieutenant.
We are proceeding towards hostile waters.
We are.
We can't switch the net, sir. We'll be listening for them...
We don't leave our people behind!
We get our man. You get your gender blind Navy, Senator.
We gotta get those boats out to sea.
We gotta go. O'Neil, retrace your tracks. Cortez, pick up the rear.
We have been directed to break from training exercises and join the battle group Tango Chaser.
We have the cargo safely in hand,
We may not have to suffer DeHaven much longer.
We monitor, analyze.
We practice these things so you know what to expect.
We'll have that information for you before the night's out.
We'll just let you back in your hole.
We're going to conduct a net changeover...
We're gonna be all right. Right, Wick?
We're gonna make it, right?
We're not asking if you are, Lieutenant,
We're not trying to change your sex, Lieutenant.
We're to call it it.
We've been through a lot of shit. Here's to the living.
Weapons on the table.
Welcome aboard, ma'am.
Welcome aboard, sir.
Welcome to SEAL C.R.T. Selection program.
Welcome to summer camp, boys and girls!
Welcome to the SEALS C.R.T. Selection program.
Well, actually, my crew has invited me out for a drink.
Well, he tried to explain it was just an exercise.
Well, he was talking English and they was talkin' Arabic. So, you know.
Well, he was talking English and they was talkin' Arabic. So, you know.
Well, however slow, however painful, I think they're coming around.
Well, I hope you assholes are as ready as you think you are.
Well, I see the Chief, and he's got a boatload of trouble comin' our way.
Well, it ain't exactly dangerous, unless you're caught.
Well, let me just warn you.
Well, make it official.
Well, perhaps, if I could just finish, Madame Chairman, your questions...
Well, there you go.
Well, this is bullshit.
Well, this really is top drawer...
Well, this'll be a toot. You read, I'll pour.
Well, we're still coming to terms with the exact protocol...
Well, wonderful.
Well, you know. I just wasn't into picking up chicks.
Well, you'll have to ask them that.
What about those that say women aren't suited for all jobs, they're physically weaker?
What about those two areas inland? That's closer to their position.
What all females, if I'm the only one?
What are you people, handicapped? Get your feet up! Move it!
What are you saying?
What do we have here, you hesitant bunch of harlots?
What do you see?
What do you see?
What does that tell you?
What happened?
What happened? Where are the guys?
What I resent, Lieutenant,
What I resent...
What if I make this and go operational for three years? What then?
What is your father's name?
What is your father's name?
What makes you think he doesn't know?
What the fuck is your problem?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell is going on down there?
What the hell...
What ya got, Cortez?
What? You got a problem with this, Max?
What's it gonna be?
What's more, I've got a range of search units... Task Unit Scorpion...
What's more, the Navy has instituted special sensitivity courses...
What's the matter, O'Neil?
What's your favorite food, honey? Maybe we can get you something to eat.
What's your name?
What's your problem?
When and if you locate this facility,
When I come back, I'll be countin' open eyes. Begin.
When I see the sea once more, will the sea have seen or not seen me?
Where are they?
Where did you get these?
Where is she in the training, this woman?
Which I will put out this instant...
Which I'll be glad to do if you'll just trim a little fat off the Constitution.
Which one of us is wearing more ribbons?
Which put you under the wire.
While anyone smears my good name.
While burdening no one state with economic hardship.
Who's got the hair to stick it out?
Who's in charge here? Got any officers here?
Who's not ready?
Who's not ready?
Who's the officer in charge? Huh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. Hayes.
Whoo hoo!
Why didn't you carry out your wounded, Lieutenant?
Why do you wanna go off and play soldier girl for?
Why don't you get your class out here and into formation.
Why don't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base?
Why don't you quit, O'Neil?
Why not McCool? He's the same rank?
Wick, you copy? Wick.
Wickwire. Come in, Wickwire.
Will I wait if you go off to war? Is that what you're asking me?
Will relay your traffic to Las Vegas control. Over.
Winner of the Arlie Burke essay contest, works Intel.
With S.E.R.E. Training coming up next week, sir.
With silk stockings inside.
With some guys looking up your behind.
Without ever having felt sorry for itself.
Without ever having felt sorry for itself.
Won't last one week, huh?
Worm sperm, every damn one of you!
Would we?
Would you care for a beverage? Tea? Soda?
Yeah, parked right in the middle of the extract corridor.
Yeah, Scorpion, out.
Yeah, something like that. Exactly like that.
Yeah, well, they may let him back,
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Let's do it.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm all right. I'm all right.
Yes, ma'am, there was an Intel slot available aboard the U.S.S. Polk,
Yes, ma'am, there's someone.
Yes, Master Chief.
Yes, of course.
Yes, sir.
Yes, thank you. Operational experience is a key to advancement.
Yes, we did have someone taking shots,
Yet anyone with tits can't be on a sub, can't be a SEAL, and don't even think...
You always do what you wanna do anyway. Don't ask my permission.
You are all proven operators within the spec ops community.
You are the blue ribbon loser.
You are to inform me immediately,
You better pull up a chair, 'cause you're gonna be here for a while.
You can be home curled up in bed...
You could be home curled up, playin' with electrical toys!
You couldn't even haul your own body weight out of the water today.
You don't even need the Ten Commandments if you're popular.
You don't have anything to say about this?
You don't think they're ready for whatever reason, you speak to me now.
You gather up as much intel as possible within the allotted time frame...
You girls are so full of shit. No offense, O'Neil.
You got a vehicle coming towards you, coming up the hill.
You have to be harder than the average man...
You have volunteered for the most intensive military training known to man.
You have volunteered for the most intensive military training...
You hungry, O'Neil?
You in charge here?
You know the drill, Master Chief.
You know the reason they gave him?
You know,
You know, Cortez, I like you better when I drink.
You know, O'Neil, I like you better when you drink.
You like pissed off?
You may repeat your training...
You might as well just put me back in the cage.
You need to know what it feels like to drown...
You need to learn the fine art of detachment, Lieutenant.
You people are pathetic! Down boat!
You received an automatic 30 second deduction...
You see this?
You take it as you will, sir.
You think they want a horse trade?
You think we should go easy on women, Lieutenant?
You think we should go easy on women, Lieutenant?
You thinkin' about ringin' that bell? Don't think! Move!
You trying to be bad?
You wanna go off and live with a bunch of cock swinging commandos for three months...
You wanna quit? Then get the fuck up, Stamm! Get back on that fender!
You want me to get you a dress?
You were given the Navy Cross, right?
You were party to this report. Am I right?
You will be penalized for early extraction, but even more for capture.
You will be required...
You will find a white step that is mandated female aid, O'Neil.
You will find and use them on every barrier obstacle.
You will write when I tell you to write.
You work this out with the Chief ahead of time, O'Neil,
You'll be up way past your bedtime.
You'll have a separate bed, a separate head.
You're a real fuckin' hero, man.
You're all right.
You're gonna get everything you want, O'Neil.
You're not gettin' anything out of me.
You're not having second thoughts, are you?
You're too fuckin' ugly to be an fuckin' officer.
You've given me a different set of rules.
Your C.R.T.'s are the closest unit with the right capabilities.
Your career will go forward, albeit back here in Washington.
Your entire class will be severely penalized...
Your goddamned fragile sensibilities!
Your job would be to facilitate extraction.
Your shot, Gary.
Your target is inside an area of five square miles.
9 0 1's. Two o'clock.
9 0 1's. Two o'clock.
A little bit. Okay, you can get dressed.
And what do they say? 'Cause I get to blow shit up.
Any questions? None at this time, sir.
Are you my quitter, Mr. Flea? No, sir, Master Chief!
As long as it doesn't affect me. Defense boys already called.
Back up, guys. Back up. That's all right,
Barber was my next stop, sir. I... Don't worry about it.
Bravo Six. Go to sea level.
Break it off! Come on! Get in there!
Bridgeport Naval Base. Wait. Look at this.
Can you read my mind? What do you think? I don't see any other way.
Chief, I think that I... Lieutenant, go.
Clear. Clear. Clear.
Come on, Jordan. Get up. Come on.
Come on, O'Neil! Cut her loose!
Come on! Get up, O'Neil! Get back, O'Neil!
Comm to Chaser. Do you got 'em? Copy that, Chaser.
Cortez, done. Time!
Cortez, stow the shit! I'm just having a sexual fantasy here!
Did he die in prison or... I don't know.
Did that piss you off? Yes, ma'am, it did.
Didn't they tell you? No, ma'am.
Dismissed. Aye aye, sir.
Do you ask the men the same question? As a matter of fact, I do.
Does it? No, sir.
Don't let 'em break you, Flea. Take it easy, man!
Don't you care about tampons? Get over yourself, Slovnik.
Fall out! Close it in! Evenin', cupcakes.
Four heartbeat! Push it! Push it! Push it!
Fuck you. I'm so glad we agree.
Get on line! All right, fall in! Dress it up!
Get ready! Stand up! Stand up! Aye!
Get up, guy! What the hell is going on? Flea. Flea, you all right?
Get up, O'Neil! Keep on him! Hit him while he's dazed.
Give it up, man! What's it gonna be, Ensign?
Go, go, go! Keep it clear! Move it!
Go, go, go! Go! This way!
Good evening, ma'am. Good evening, Lieutenant.
Governors alike... Uh, excuse me, Mr. Burnham.
Hang tough. Hang in there, O'Neil.
Hash. What's up?
He's got ya. I'm taking him. No.
He's hit! He's down! He's hit! Gotta blow it now!
Hello! Congratulations on the new job.
Here we go. Here we go!
Hey, Jordan! Whoa! Ladies!
Hey! Shit! This is Tampax!
Hey. Lieutenant, they're waiting.
Hoo yah, O'Neil! Hoo yah, O'Neil!
Hoo yah, shots! Hoo yah, shots!
Hoo yah! Hoo yah!
How many names you got anyway? It's F. Lee Montgomery, but that just gets whittled down to Flea.
How's he doin'? Think his leg's gonna heal all right.
I can't go through this shit again. Ratchet down, Lieutenant.
I can't raise the beach. You got 'em? Stand by.
I cannot do that. I'm not asking.
I mean... I'm aware they may not want me there.
I wanna go through like the rest of the guys! Shut your fucking hole!
I was just explaining... From this point forward, I want all press matters...
I'll take it inside. No, sir, excuse me.
I'm fine, sir. You sure?
I'm still here. Hoo yah! Great job.
I'm still here. Hoo yah! Great job.
If you can't do these right, O'Neil, do 'em on your knees! I like these just fine, sir.
If you're simply hurt, we're just gonna carry on. Which is it, Ensign?
Iran or Iraq? Libya.
Is that clear? Yes, Command Master Chief!
Is that understood? Yeah!
It snapped. Oh, shit.
It started the moment I came here. Oh? Really?
It's fucking cold. That's what day of the week it is. Follow my finger.
Keep it moving! Let's go! Do you squat when you pee?
Kind of tender? It's okay.
Know how they're talking about you? I saw a newspaper.
Lay low! Be tough!
Let me see your fingertips. Cold? Yeah.
Let's go! Whoo hoo!
Line 'er up! Stay on your line! Get ready!
Line it up! Move it over! Come about!
Lovely. So, you're quite a mess.
Ma'am? At home?
Master Chief. Lieutenant!
May not? Yes.
McCool, I'm going in! Shit! Wick, give her some cover!
McCool? There's nothing there, O'Neil.
McCool. Ten o'clock. Cortez!
Move it! Keep moving! Faster!
Move out! Suck my dick! Suck my dick!
Mr. Wickwire! Yes, Master Chief?
Mr. Wickwire. Ten hut!
Newberry. What day of the week is it, Newberry?
Nothing, however, surpasses the technique developed in my time. Crazy. Wild.
Nothing, however, surpasses the technique developed in my time. Crazy. Wild.
O'Neil, done. Cortez, done.
O'Neil, tell him somethin' or I will! Don't you tell him shit!
Oh, Jesus. Aaaah!
Oh, you heard, huh? I think it was on the evening news.
Oooh. Didn't you hear?
Over here! Move, move, move! Give me a hand!
Over. Copy that, Scorpion Leader.
Over. Copy, Las Vegas.
Over. O'Neil, slow down. Slow down.
Put your clothes on. Let's go! Nice.
Ready for me? You fuck!
Ready for round two? Hoo yah, Master Chief.
Roger that. The rest, we're gonna stay, make sure the Chief gets out.
Royce, we need a fourth. Yes, sir.
Sergeant, I don't wanna use any step. Keep your mouth shut!
She actually made it. Goddamn, that girl is good.
Shit. That's right.
Sit down, Lieutenant. Yes, ma'am.
Six heartbeat! I'm looking for an I.V.
Slovnik, give me some room! All aboard!
Slow day at the office. Dropped on request.
So I'll approve their approval. Come on, Senator.
Stand at attention! This is not gonna happen.
Take a look at these. Switch ya.
That was good headwork, Lieutenant. Well, thank you, sir.
That'll be all... You now have exactly one minute to muster!
That's an order. Do it now. What are these fuckin' clowns doing?
That's it! Help me up, Jordan.
That's it. End of file. You got one minute to put your fuckin' clothes on.
There's one goin' down! What are you doing on your knees?
These six will run the course again. No, don't do it!
They want to do a cover story on you and G.I. Jane. Wonderful news, Peter.
Thirty seconds! Thirty seconds! Aye!
Too much of a think tank soldier. No, no, show me, show me.
Uh huh. Where are you from? San Diego.
Unfortunately, I do, Skipper. Carry on.
Wanna pick 'em back up? Let's go home.
We'll be fine, sir. Excellent.
We're going back in there for body parts? You're damn right we are.
We're good to go. Belay my last.
We've lost the horizon. Bravo Six.
We've waited about as long as we dare. Do it.
Welcome aboard, Sergeant. Thank you, Master Chief.
Welcome aboard, sir. Thank you, Master Chief.
Welcome aboard, sir. Thank you, Master Chief.
Welcome aboard. Thank you, Master Chief.
Well, Doug? Congratulations, Mr. Secretary.
What a goat fuck. How's the Chief doin'?
What about the tampons? Hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck you doin' with him? Whoo hoo!
What? Hmm?
What? What?
What's your name, pancake? Flea! I mean, Montgomery, sir!
What's your name, pancake? Flea! I mean, Montgomery, sir!
What's your name? McCool.
What's your name? McCool.
What's your name? O'Neil.
Who the hell do you think you are, coming in here? Guess I'm your roommate.
Who's got a cigar? Didn't know you smoked, sir.
Who's got the toast? I've got one.
Whoo! Come on! Move aft!
Why don't you just let it... If they have wounded,
Wickwire, you heard him. What are you waitin' for? Fall out. Move it!
With dual standards. Actually, no, sir.
Yah hoo! She made it!
You an officer. Huh? Fuck you. Fuck you.
You can't sleep here right next to me. The C.O. Says I can.
You didn't account for that? Yes, sir, we did,
You don't know that. Yes, I do.
You don't want me sleeping my way to the top, do you? But the SEALS, babe?
You got something to tell me? Don't do it. Don't do it.
You have no proof! Accusations seem to be enough.
You just moved in a little too early.
You saw Flea? Yeah.
You taught me that. Jordan!
You want me to do it? Negative.
You'll make a fine... Mr. Secretary, sir.
You're it. Thank you, sir.
Your guys? Sounds like the right area.
...in a manner equitable to all states...
'Cause n****es can't see at night.
'cause this program is not for everyone.
'Course, you ain't ever gonna see your crew again.

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