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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is a comedic film released in 2005. Starring Rob Schneider as the main character, Deuce Bigalow, the movie follows his hilarious misadventures as a male gigolo in Europe. Deuce is on a mission to clear his friend's name after a series of high-profile male escorts are murdered. As he navigates through a colorful cast of characters, including Eddie Griffin as T.J. Hicks and Jeroen Krabbé as Gaspar Voorsboch, Deuce encounters absurd situations that keep the laughter flowing. If you're looking to indulge in some comedic fun, you can play and download the sounds of this movie here.

A Filthy Ramirez? Where have you been?
A lot of guys do that.
A lot of women would love to have a guy's dick on their face.
A male appendage.
A technological breakthrough which might just save a life or two.
A woman...
Actually, l've got about 130.
Ahoy there!
All it needs is a few minor adjustments.
All my life l dreamed of being one thing: a gigolo.
All right.
All right. Hi, l'm Deuce Bigalow. Hi, l'm Deuce Bigalow.
All right. l think l got it.
All rows now boarding for Amsterdam.
All we do is find the she johns that went out with the dead gigolos.
Amsterdam is so far away.
And it's all collected in the lining of my anus.
And l saw someone.
And l've seen some pretty gross things.
And maybe the real killer is someone...
And once again, l'm ashamed to report to you gentlemen...
And tell her she don't have to worry anymore about her baby.
And then three months later...
And then what is next?
And tonight l will get my revenge.
And very handsome for an American.
And went to a community college.
And you found it in the pocket of a trench coat hanging in the closet?
Any of yous guys want a blowjob?
Anybody got some antibacterial gel? l got burnt dick on my hand.
Anyone else?
Apparently there's some maniac who's killing them all.
Are you okay?
Aren't you afraid to work with the Man whore Killer on the loose?
As we sow, so shall we reap.
Awesome!
Baby hungry? Want booby?
Baby never eat again.
Baby walk to Mommy.
Back of the line, buddy.
Bait? Look, l'm not man whoring.
Before l can go on a date l have to collect five different colored tulips...
Before l toss your dumb ass in the canal, l just wanna say...
Before we present the award for Man whore of the Year...
Big Deuscey in Amsterdam.
Bitches out here act like they never seen a pimp before.
Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that.
But a gay pimp?
But having a penis is way overrated. Trust me.
But it's murder.
But l did not stand up.
But l know Heinz would like to be remembered for most...
But not now because l'm busy. So leave me alone, bitch.
But now, sir, for what am l to tell my 8 year old boy...
But they were the first to put them together.
But we have to put our egos aside right now...
But why? What did man whores ever do to you?
But your friend is obviously a killer.
But...
But.... But....
Bye bye, gigolos.
Bye, Deuce.
Bye, Deuce.
Can't a brother stick his hand down another man's pants...
Canadian bacon. l was getting to that.
Chadsworth Buckingham. Comes from a long line of ho's.
Check it out. You know who this is?
Come on in here.
Come on, we gotta stop him.
Come on. Jeez, let's go.
Come on. This is Mexico.
Come to Mommy.
Come, come.
Cool. What kind of movie?
Could l take you out for coffee sometime?
Cute kids. Are they yours?
Damn, no lipstick.
Damn. That old Kaiser's got legs.
Delicious.
Deuce, l can't thank you enough.
Deuce, you saved the Man whore Society.
Deuce!
Deuce! Right here!
Deuce?
Deuce?
Deuce.
Deuce. You're scaring me.
Deucey, meet me back at the float crib.
Deucey, yos can do this.
Deucey!
Deucey.
Deucey.
Deucey.
Did anybody hurt you in there?
Did l get it?
Did you just kiss me nine times becausse you're OCD?
Did you not just see me get thrown through a window?
Didn't realize there was meat sauce on the lettuce.
Distract her with your magic she nis, l'll look for evidence.
Do what?
Do you really think all a woman wants...
Do you really think you need all those weapons?
Do you think the hotel would let us swim if there were sharks?
Do you want me to try?
Don't tell nobody l'm not gay. Look at it:
Don't worry about it, Sherlock Ho. l ain't gonna let you out of my sight.
Don't you see what's happening to our country?
Don't you wanna talk a little more? You seem very interesting.
Due to high demand...
During the final number, when these man whores are gathered on stage...
Eighteen wheeler?
Europe just got a little better.
Eva, you don't have to do this.
Eva, you don't have to do this.
Eva.
Eva. Eva.
Eva. Eva.
Even if l wanted to, how are we gonna find a dead gigolo's customers?
Everybody out! Everybody get out!
Evidence.
Exactly. Plus, l heard her whistling the same song l heard the killer whistle.
Excuse me for asking...
Excuse me.
Excuse us, coming through.
Excusse me, but in America they don't allow smoking in aquariums.
Excusse me, but in America they don't allow smoking in aquariums.
Excusse me.
Excusse me. l think there's been a mix up.
Feel my pimp hand.
For Heinz's wang?
For Heinz's wang?
Froze to death sixty nining a moose.
Fuck off, you Yank!
Fuck you, American, you imperialist bastard!
Fucking excellent.
Gasov. You mind changing that to the weather channel?
Gaspar!
Get off her, you little freak!
Get off of my titty, you doped up cracker!
Get the hell out of here, Douche, before l have you thrown out.
Get the list. lt's in his pants.
Give me..! Come on! Give me..!
Give that back! That's not a toy!
Go nuts.
Goddamn, white boy! Pack up that snatch pole and go find the real killer!
Goddamn!
Good baby.
Good choice.
Good.
Got myself a houseboat, some ho's.
Great.
Gwyneth.
Hair start in the front, don't end till it get to the back.
Happy birthday, son, you got a bracelet.
Harder!
Have a good evening, hush?
He can actually kiss you with his butthole.
He got much more than that, l can assure you.
He heard it was big and jusicy...
He made you feel sexy.
He told you how to hide money in every orifice.
He took you under his arm and fed you.
He was also a suspercilious cunt.
He was also charging the same price for a Belgian Steamer...
He was the first guy to keep from shooting his load...
He's the Jackie Robinson of ass eating.
Heinz Hummer was undercustting all of us.
Heinz was the most gentle man l ever knew.
Heinz.
Here to perform his signature move, the Chili Rainbow...
Here you are, gentlemen. Fresh today.
Here's your hashish.
Hey, can l see you when you get off work?
Hey, check this out.
Hey, guys. l need a quick gigolo fix. What do you say?
Hey, Heinz, wake up, check this out.
Hey, how many people get to do this on their honeymoon?
Hey, l agreed to one midget, not two!
Hey, l'm a real good man whore. Just go ask your mama.
Hey, Lil' Kim, what's up?
Hey, little friend. l guess l owe you a big..
Hey, look at that.
Hey, man, keep your voice down.
Hey, man, keep your voice down.
Hey, this thing is locked.
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Hey, your mama is in here.
Hey. Do you know who l am?
Hey. Hey, guys! How's it going?
Hey. l'm sorry about that, T.J. l must have gotten a contact buzz.
Hey. Wait a minute. Hey, check this out.
Hey. Why are you with that loser?
Hi, Kate. l missed you today.
Hi, l'm Deuce Biggest lady l've ever seen.
Hi, you must be Lily. l'm Deuce.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
His great great great grandmother gave Henry Vlll crabs.
His he..
His he..
His nutsack is insured for a million dollars.
His reputation.
Hold it right there.
Hold it right there. ls this truck full of marijuana?
Hold it!
Hold on.
Holy mother of God. That's not a bracelet, boy.
How am l to tell him, sir?
How come you didn't tell them l wasn't gay?
How long are you going to be staying in Holland?
How much would you charge me for a kiss?
How much you getting for a Filthy Ramirez these days?
I hope that man rots in hell!
In his gayest murder yet, the homosexual Man whore Killer...
In this car, we have Assapopulus and his date for the evening.
It was my first semester at Man whore University.
It was some weird guy. He tried to touch my ball..
It's your old buddy T.J. here.
Just a few pumps and it gets your thing bigger.
Kaiser! Get your old ass back in the booth!
Kate, this is my new friend, Eva.
Keeping that leg is kind of creepy.
L ain't gay! l was only looking down his pants...
L already won it twice.
L am Heinz Hummer. l'm the gigolo with the most below. Okay?
L am here for my 12:30 ass hair bleaching.
L am Rodrigo Bollas de Madera.
L am, and l did.
L bet he doesn't even know how to give a Sneaky Castro.
L bet you're glad he's dead.
L can fix that.
L can't believe prostitution's legal here.
L can't believe you brought a dead man whore in my home.
L can't hear you! l'll be out in a minute!
L can't take it anymore.
L can't touch doorknobs, l snap my fingers when l see a bus.
L could get you more.
L couldn't be happier for you.
L couldn't just leave him there.
L do.
L don't give a damn about that. lt's the ''extremely gay'' part.
L don't normally drink red wine so....
L don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted.
L don't want nobody pissing on my toilet seat.
L don't want you to treat me differently.
L faked it.
L got a real Janeane Garofalo situation back there, so go for it.
L got her right here in my duffle bag.
L gotcha.
L grew up in Chernobyl.
L guess he was curiouss.
L have always been a little self conciouss about it.
L have been waiting for you, Mr. Bigalow.
L have hiccups.
L have obsessive compulsive disorder.
L have these little rituals that l can't help doing.
L hear something.
L heard that Heinz Hummer had a bit of a jealous streak.
L heard this place is incredible.
L joined this union some 20 odd years ago for two reasons:
L just gotta see what all the fuss was about.
L just realized l'm gay.
L knew you'd come around.
L know it sounds crazy...
L know what l'm talking about, huh?
L know who the killer is.
L know who the killer is. l know who the killer is.
L like it, but l think it makes me sneeze.
L like soft and weak.
L like you.
L love America. l love President Bush.
L mean the pianist.
L mean, l'm gonna corner the market. Check out my new bitches.
L mean, what could she have against man whores?
L mean.... l'm Deuce.
L miss him and his mangina.
L no more man whore. Too much danger.
L only lasted a week. They were jealous of me.
L promise.
L put in a good word for you.
L raise my hand, they look at it like it's a goddamn croissant. Then:
L really wanna show her a good time, you know?
L started smoking again when l lost my job.
L stopped man whoring when l met my wife.
L think everything happens for reason.
L think the building is squeaking.
L think this belongs to you.
L thought this was a coffee shop.
L was never able to satisfy a woman. l'll see to it that they won't either.
L wasn't, but if you wanna talk about it, cool.
L won't let you!
L wonder if they know their curtains are open.
L would like to take you from behind.
L would love to hear some Latin music.
L'd like to never see that.
L'd like to say a few words about our fallen comrade, Heinz Hummer.
L'll be seeing you again, man whore.
L'll get it. Okay.
L'll get that. l was a Boy Scout for almost a week.
L'll keep that in mind.
L'll never forget that day. Never.
L'll put your name on the list.
L'm a fish enthussiast.
L'm ashamed to say l stood down!
L'm Deuce Bigalow. l'm a gigolo from America.
L'm Eva.
L'm from Canada and l'm wasted!
L'm in blackface.
L'm judging a sandcastle building competition this afternoon...
L'm kind of embarrased of my job too. What do you do?
L'm lactose intolerant.
L'm not a man whore.
L'm so sorry. That must be very hard for you.
L'm sorry l have to be the one to tell you.
L'm sorry. Bells make me do that.
L'm sorry. l can see that you really liked Heinz.
L'm starving.
L'm staying with my uncle for the summer.
L'm telling you, Heinz is dead. See for yourself.
L'm telling you, you gonna have a good time, man, hush?
L'm the Man whore Killer. This is a bomb!
L've got my eye on you, Small Below.
L've got the herpes so....
L've heard of that. That's not so bad.
L've never had any complaint from any of those freaks!
L've went out with every girl on that list in Holland.
Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 10 from Helsinki is now arriving
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very happy that Scotland Yard...
Leave it!
Led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle.
Let me break it down for you. You're in Amsterdam.
Let's get chicken and waffles. My treat.
Let's go. Come on.
Lf he isn't a murderer...
Lf l don't find another one pretty soon, l'm gonna lose my house.
Lf l'm a murderer, they'll welcome me home with open arms.
Lf you let a woman know you care, maybe she'll give you an lrish Facial.
Lf you wanna stop me...
Lf you want marijusana, ganji or some freaky deaky, you go to a coffee shop.
Lf you're going to stick two in there, you're gonna need a lot of lubricant.
Liar!
Like what?
Like:
Listen up, Lil' Kim.
Listen, everything l'm about to do is because l really care for you.
Listen. Go get help. l'll get all the gigolos off the stage.
Ln Thailand, l got a job in a carnival sideshow, eating broken glass.
Ln there? You work in there?
Lnspector. l got these lipticks from Marlene Alsmere.
Lnstead of a nose, l was born with an appendage on my face.
Look at that, right there.
Look, l understand this must be very difficult for you...
Look, l wasn't really man whoring
Look, we're gonna prove that you didn't kill anyone.
Love you.
Ls my wife gonna be okay in there?
Ls that a Sudanese Sweetlips?
Ls that why he puts lipstick...
Ls there someone waiting for you back home?
Ls thinking about him in his tighty whities...
Ls this truck full of marijuana? Can't you read the sign?
Lt ain't like you got something better to do over there.
Lt got me kicked out of school.
Lt was a woman.
Lt's a closed set, you can't come in.
Lt's a knockoff of Old Spice.
Lt's been a long time.
Lt's Bigalow.
Lt's Eva?
Lt's Eva.
Lt's good for you, it's good for them. l'm just glad it worked out.
Lt's got all the clients that went out with the dead gigolos.
Lt's just this.
Lt's kind of hard to explain.
Lt's like a torpedo.
Lt's makes my esophageal lining swell up...
Lt's makes my esophageal lining swell up...
Lt's my wife.
Lt's nice. l like what you've done with it.
Lt's okay. Everyone's got a few weird habits.
Lt's okay. l know what l'm talking about.
Lt's perfectly legal over here. You want a hit?
Lt's pretty convenient, your friend killing off all the competition.
Lt's the only chicken and waffle place in Holland.
Lt's when you stick it in their....
Man whore down.
Man, are you wasted.
Man, get on over here.
Man, if l had a he bitch like Heinz Husmmer...
Man, what l wouldn't give....
Man, what l wouldn't give....
Man, you'd love it here. lt's like Disneyland for college students.
Marlene Alsmere. She went out with Diego and Heinz.
Maybe because they represent a decline of this once glorious city...
Maybe buy her a wooden shoe.
Maybe he's just a heavy sleeper.
Maybe it's a bird.
Maybe l can help you relax.
Maybe the song got stuck in her head...
Maybe you should check my pockets for weapons of mass destruction!
Meeting of the Royal Order of European Man whores...
Mr. Bigalow, l will find your pimp whether you help me or not.
Musical theater gay.
My ass is like one big, nasty cheese grater.
My he bitches got too scared to go to work.
My husband.
My mom said your wife got eaten on your honeymoon...
My name is McManus.
My nipple's ruined!
My penis exploded.
My penis is uncircumcised.
My uncle is the killer!
Never been high, never gonna be.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
No head.
No more spacecakes for you.
No shit?
No unloading pot in the red zone.
No wonder Delisha never came back.
No, l don't want Heinz's wang! l want him as a client.
No, no, no. lt's just high tide.
No, they don't.
No. He can't be.
No. l'm not smoking nothing.
No. We're completely alone.
Nobody pays for that shit anymore.
Not ten minutes go by and you got your mouth...
Now let me give you all the lowdown on T.J.
Now the award you've all been waiting for:
Now, a pimp's only got one thing in this world:
Now, get off me.''
Now, if you gotta use the bathroom, lift up the toilet seat.
Now, l don't know why....
Now, l'm convinced that the real killer...
Now, this brother here, Kunta Kuntlicker.
Now, this is a good chance to sweet talk the client.
Now, today, class...
Now, you tell me. Why would anyone but the killer...
Oh, come on, man.
Oh, Deuce.
Oh, don't make me laugh. ''T.J.'s innocent.''
Oh, don't worry about it, Deucey. This is Amsterdam.
Oh, good Lord. Now is a good time to turn.
Oh, hello. Sir.
Oh, Jesus, l'm sorry.
Oh, l can't have bread.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God, why? He was just having his ass hair bleached.
Oh, shit. Heinz ain't passed out. Heinz is dead.
Oh, that's just some kid with a fin on his back, trying to scare us.
Oh, yeah, it's big bussiness. They got a union, dental plan.
Oh, you haven't heard.
Oh, you know, l'd really love to, but l'm going to be so tired.
Oh! l'm with the.. You're the k..
Okay, gigolo. Do you even know when a woman is having an orgasm?
Okay, l gotta go now, Ma.
Okay, that's a tough one. l'll give you that.
Okay, that's it.
Okay, then. l better go put that penis in my mouth.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Good luck.
Okay. How blond do you wanna go?
On the other hand, far away could be good.
One cheek at a time.
Only until l can prove my friend T.J.'s innocent.
Our private areas.
People see a lot of crazy things when they're high on spacecake.
People would think l'm gay.
People would think l'm gay.
Please be quiet. l went through a great deal of trouble to get this.
Please welcome your host for this evening. Johnny Vaughan.
Please, Mr. Bigalow. l've heard this a thoussand times.
Police business.
Police have just released a sketch of a man wanted for questioning.
Poor little fishy.
Promise you won't laugh?
Put some elbow in it.
Put that away. Cops. Cops!
Right this way, please.
Right. Right. Siren.
Security! Stop them!
See you around, T.J.
She doesn't seem that dangerous.
She passed away a couple of years ago...
She says that l am the killer, you stupido.
She was a customer of Heinz. She's big and strong.
She was very lucky to have someone so devoted to her.
She's clearly ill and she needs our help.
She's here in Amsterdam?
She's the woman that made me start into prostitustion...
She's turning 13. We need all this pot for the party.
Shimmer Lavender Love number 66, at your house.
Shimmer Lavender Love number 66. Discontinued in 1984.
Shit.
Shouldn't be that hard to pin the crime on your good friend Deuce Bigalow.
Sir, l have a list of the women who went out with the murdered gigolos.
Small Below.
So a black man's gotta be at a chicken and waffles place?
So l guess this means you're a real gigolo now.
So l guess we're all alone, huh?
So l thought l'd come over here and make a killing.
So that's what you do here.
So the first thing a brother wants out of prison is chicken and waffles?
So you're above average.
So, Enzo...
So, what are you going to wear to the Man whore Awards?
Some people say they deserve it. What do you think?
Some she john went on a he bitch killing spree...
Somebody smoked a he bitch!
Sometimes you're really funny, T.J.
Sorry l called her friends in the middle of the night...
Sorry, honey.
Still. l'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Stoner Steve here! Who wants to get high? Stoner Steve!
Stop! Stop! Man whore bussiness.
Sure l know. lt's when she says:
Sure. Or maybe the Hamburglar did it and escaped with the Great Pumpkin.
T.J., l think you got a bad leak here.
T.J., the gay man's pimp.
T.J., there you are.
T.J.'s gay.
T.J.'s not a killer.
Take wine away from my children?
Talking about me wanting Heinz's big juicy wang.
Tell her l'm sorry l was a disappointment to her.
Tell me. How was your Portuguese Breakfast?
Thank you for bringing democracy to lraq.
Thank you for last night.
Thank you for last night.
Thank you for last night.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Gian Carlo, for those kind words.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you.
Thanks, Deucey. Much appreciated.
Thanks. l'm..That's very....
Thanks. Thank you.
That big ho got food everywhere.
That is a device that your daddy has to wear on his he..
That is not a dick in my hand.
That shit's the real Loch Ness monster.
That? That's Enzo. He's ltalian.
That? That's Rodrigo. He's from Spain.
That's a huge bitch.
That's a pretty big word for a man whore.
That's okay. l always wondered what it felt like to be a white woman.
That's racist.
That's really good.
That's the blond lady with the leopard coat. This must be the killer.
That's the grossest thing l've ever seen.
That's the one. That's your grandma.
That's very nice. Thanks.
That's what your mama said after l bang her.
That's where you is now.
The accordion player?
The band has started. Aren't we lucky?
The dog ate my penis.
The doorknob?
The first man ho in space. They were studying...
The guy playing the piano.
The lipstick and the leopard coat.
The Man whore Killer did this?
The nicotine in that cigarette is poisonous.
The old guy in the walker's one of your ho's?
The only thing left of him is this stick...
The Russsian women are a little freaky down below.
The Smelly Finger Dance.
The suspected Man whore Killer...
The white zone is for loading and unloading of vehicles only.
The white zone..
Then all these man whore murders started.
Then l go back to art school in Brussels.
There are rings of all sizes available, smaller for our Asian members.
There go one of my ho's.
There is no parking in the white zone.
There is no such thing as an Extra Sneaky Castro.
There we go. So there you have it.
There's drugs in spacecake?
These are the highest paid he bitches in Europe.
These gigolos are just ripping women off!
They don't call him ''Lord of the Wangs'' for nothing.
They don't call him ''Lord of the Wangs'' for nothing.
They don't defecate on the streets.
They have one here at the aquarium.
They know what they're doing.
They'll be looking for me.
They're making a movie.
This belongs to you too.
This guy knows his shit.
This guy, here? Baron Von Doggy Style.
This is no pot related fatality. This is no ganja accident.
This is pretty good cake, though.
This is the woman that went out with Heinz...
This is where l live. This is my home.
This is where man whoring all started.
This man was murdered.
This ring locks snugly over your va guy na...
This.
Those gigolos don't know what they're talking about.
Those gigolos robbed me of my manhood.
Those motherfuckers!
Those pictures, they come with the frames. l'm unable to have children.
To have intercourse in exchange for cash...
To swim with dolphins.
Today, these visusally impaired senior citizens will fulfill a lifelong dream:
Tonight, the sexually inadequate men of Europe can breathe easy...
Tonight, the sexually inadequate men of Europe can breathe easy...
Trust me, she's worth the wait.
Twat sicle? Gross! No.
Uncle, you home?
Until this insane killer is apprehended...
Vladmir Suckmeov.
Wait a minute. That didn't sound right.
Wait a second. Do l know you?
Watch this.
We did six shows a day. That's a lot of broken glass.
We gonna use your white ass as bait.
We now interrupt Naked Seinfeld for this special report.
We will die together, man whore.
We'll find the killer using your twat sicle.
We'll go to the man whore union. But be careful.
Well, how do you know he's a tourist? l mean, he could be a local.
Well, in Europe, we don't unilaterally attack a country just to steal their oil.
Well, it ain't much, but it's home.
Well, l did a Chili Rainbow last night so l'm exhausted.
Well, l was getting $ 10.
Well, l'll see if the penis knows any.
Well, that sounds doable.
Well, the first one's always free.
Well, we'll just have to find you a new one.
Well, well, well, if it ain't Heinz Hummer...
Well, yeah.
Well, you shouldn't. l mean....
Well....
Wes Takahashi in Malibu, where three blind swimmers are missing.
What a beautiful couple, mother and man whore.
What about you, Assapopuslus?
What am l gonna do if she tries to kill me?
What are they doing in there, anyway?
What are you doing?
What did they do to me?
What do you know about it?
What do you think of the float crib? You feeling it?
What do you want, T.J.? l'm busy.
What is that over there?
What is that?
What kind of world do we live in...
What you looking at? Turn off them damn cameras!
What?
What'd l tell you about making me look gay?
What's that thing hanging off of your he pussy?''
What's the matter? Why are you looking at me like that?
What's this?
What's with all these red lights?
Whatever. l bet that thing doesn't even work, you stupid he bitch.
When she's hurting...
When your little bony ass had SARS, who got you out of quarantine?
Where is Eva now?
Where is he?
Where's the boat?
Who's the blond guy?
Why are you so jumpy?
Why don't you come and let your friend T.J. show you a good time.
Why don't you pour us a drink.
Wish me luck.
With your..
Witnesses report he is goofy looking and probably a virgin.
Women really like that?
Would you like some cheese?
Would you like to meet her?
Write him up.
Y'all know me.
Yeah.
Yeah. l brought Kate.
Yeah. Why ain't his ancient ass out there making me my money?
Yes, me. Gaspar Voorsboch.
Yes, you.
Yes. Yes, you should be there too.
You ? You want me to...?
You are sweet.
You dick!
You do know the Dustch started the slave trade.
You don't have to kill anyone, Gaspar. Because you can please a woman.
You don't have to walk me any further. l just work over there.
You gonna eat that?
You gotta get out of here!
You have a nice ass.
You have nothing to worry about. l'm a fish expert, remember?
You have to get off the stage now or you'll all be killed!
You idiot!
You know, the only thing l can't think of is motive.
You like them big hairy balls, don't you?
You mean my niece Eva?
You mind if l give myself a few pumps?
You mix them up.
You must be able to pleasure a woman with..
You painted that?
You really should find a better hiding place.
You take an egg and you crack it.
You tell your mom l was trying to feed the turtles.
You think the police gonna believe a black pimp...
You wanna win the Golden Boner?
You were cold, you were frightened.
You wouldn't believe this.
You'll die with the rest of them, Bigalow.
You're absolutely right.
You're all afraid of the Man whore Killer.
You're probably wondering why l'm wearing this veil.
You're such a racist. l got half a mind to stop helping you save me.
You're sure it's safe to feed the turtles?
You've once been arrested for man whoring, were you not?
Your loyalty is impressive, sir.
...and extremely.... Hold it!
...and tell me where T.J.'s hiding? T.J.'s innocent.
...but people still think you're gay. Hey, hey, hey.
...chicken and waffles? Really?
...is a floating man ho. Makes sense.
...to this year's Man whore Awards. How's it going?
...was being a male prostitute. Hear, hear.
All the gusys? Yeah. l can't keep them waiting.
And? And we pour that in there.
Are you all right? Yeah.
Are you okay? Stop! Stop!
Beautiful. Very nice, now. And.. And don't forget the Canadian bacon.
Bite me! You sure?
But you're black. Yeah, but l'm disguised...
But, sir, it's my daughter's birthday. lnspector.
Bye. Okay.
Come on, l got it. Hey, you little bastards.
Cry with her. Yeah!
Damn it. His mother.
Deuce! What?
Deucey don't smoke. Suit yousrself.
Don't go in there. Stop! Gaspar. Gaspar.
Elsa? Gaspar?
Enjoy. Hashish?
Enzo? He kill Enzo. No, no, l didn't do it.
Excuse me for a second. Sure.
Find the rest of those bitches. Those women live in other countries.
Get down! l don't wanna die!
Go make me some money. No way!
Go. Bigalow!
Gone down the wrong hole, l think. Check, please.
He's a gigolo from America. Hi.

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