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8 Mile (2002)

8 Mile (2002)

8 Mile is a gripping and iconic film released in 2002, directed by Curtis Hanson. This critically acclaimed drama follows the life of Jimmy Smith Jr., brilliantly portrayed by Eminem himself in his acting debut. Set in the gritty and impoverished 8 Mile Road of Detroit, Jimmy battles personal demons and a tough upbringing while chasing his dream of becoming a successful rapper. The movie delves into the harsh reality of growing up in a disadvantaged community, highlighting themes of resilience, self-expression, and the power of music. The talented ensemble cast includes Brittany Murphy, Mekhi Phifer, Kim Basinger, and Anthony Mackie, along with fabulous music composed by Eminem and Luis Resto. For an immersive experience, you can play and download the film's sounds right here.

A 1928 Delta
A judge said he'd help me out. I just have to get a book together.
A minute and a half! Spin that shit!
About Wink and that Alex bitch getting it on,
After we go platinum, you won't be able to get to me and Future.
Aim at Tha Free World 'fore you let it go
Ain't that Janeane?
Alex just called.
ALEX: I look like crap.
ALEX: Stop it!
All I'm looking for is a ticket.
All right, check this out. We got new rules.
All right, come on, man. How you feeling?
All right, come on.
All right, enough of the fanfare.
All right, look.
All right, look. Yo. Yo.
All right, next up is my boy Bunny Rabbit.
All right, Papa, you go to the next round.
All right, Rabbit.
All right, what about Papa Doc?
All right! Next up is LC, Lyckety Splyt...
All right. Just don't push.
All she keeps saying is how much she likes you.
All the bitches.
All the hoes.
All we ever do is talk shit!
All your friends still living at home, aren't they?
ALL: No!
All's well that ends okay
And at the Chin Tiki the other night.
And boom, just like that, Big O got a deal, all because of me.
And get all the bitches!
And got that fat man out of flipping burgers at Mickey D's.
And I can't even say I'm from Motown
And I just say
And I won!
And it's past her bed
And Lil' Tic.
And not have to be
And now that he's got money,
And she can just dream
And that demo thing with Wink.
And them beating you up and giving you a black eye and shit.
And walk my white ass back across 8 Mile
And we got B Rabbit.
And Wink did fuck my girl
And you?
Anything goes when it comes to hoes
Are you all right?
Are you asking me out on a date, Jimmy Smith, Jr?
Are you shittin' me?
Are you signed?
Are you staying here for a while or what?
As a matter of fact, I am.
As I cook and grill ya That's all it took to kill ya
As Papa Doc is defending champion, you get to choose.
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) B Rabbit!
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Choke! Choke!
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Crook!
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Fuck Free World! 313!
B Rabbit advances to the next round!
B Rabbit,
B Rabbit, come to the stage!
B Rabbit, where you at? There he is. Come on.
Baby,
Back down!
Be cool. Chill, chill. Come on.
Being it's the championship round, each of these cats
Big D, that has a double meaning.
BIG O: I did anything I could for free, just for the exposure.
BIG O: I'm giving you poverty? Slums. That's where I'm from.
BIG O: It's an honor for me to come on and have you do this for me.
BIG O: Much love, man. I want to thank you and WJLB
Big time, Jimmy.
Blah biddy, bloo blah blah blah biddy, bloo blah
Boo!
BOTH: What is he talking about?
Boys like, "How's Vanilla Ice gon' dis you?"
Break it down.
Bunny Rabbit goes to the next round!
Bunny Rabbit, it's your turn, baby.
Bunny Rabbit's up next. All right, B Rabbit.
Bunny Rabbit's up next. All right, B Rabbit.
Bunny! What up, doe?
Burn internal
Burn this fucking thing down!
Burn, motherfucker, burn!
Burn!
Bussin' dishes is much better than pressing bumpers.
Bust it.
But as far as beats and lyrics go, Biggie is the bomb.
But he won't...
But I know something about you
But it's always easier for whites to succeed in a black man's medium. Right, B?
But none of them worked,
But she did you no favor when she left you this car.
But the black guy doesn't die in this movie
But we didn't believe him.
But Wink is just talking shit. There'll be no action, just talk.
But you're still my little Rabbit, right?
But, if you're afraid...
By myself.
Bye, baby.
Bye.
Calm the fuck down, y'all!
Can I come?
Can I come?
Can I get a ride to work in the morning?
Can I get some fucking privacy here?
Can I give you a ride or something?
Can some of us ride with you?
Can you get your shit together in time?
Can't be mad, can't be bad.
Caught your choke act at The Shelter last night.
Check this out
Check this out Yo, yo
Cheddar Bob had an accident, but he's fine. I'm fine.
Cheddar cheese There's not a better MC than me
CHEDDAR: B Rabbit! FUTURE: Okay, it's about time.
CHEDDAR: Come on, let's burn this bitch. ROCKY: Right behind you.
CHEDDAR: Don't worry, Rabbit. I got your back!
CHEDDAR: Future said it!
CHEDDAR: I thought she was pregnant.
CHEDDAR: Where you goin'? FUTURE: He hurled on his shirt.
CHEDDAR: You want to dance? KYLA: Not right now.
Cheddar's in the hospital and you fight about this?
Choose.
Clarence lives at home with both parents
Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
Climbing up this mountain You're weak
Come here, baby.
Come here, baby.
Come on in. I'll make you something to eat.
Come on man, it's Saturday. I can get straight with him on Sunday.
Come on, B Rabbit.
Come on, baby, it's redemption time. Come on, man.
Come on, baby.
Come on, bring your asses onstage. We ain't got all day.
Come on, Elvis. Get up.
Come on, it's deal time.
Come on, man. Kick that shit, baby. Come on.
Come on, Mom. Not in front of Lily.
Come on, Rabbit!
Come on, Rabbit!
Come on, Rabbit! Come on!
Come on, Rabbit.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I should fuck you up, Cheddar.
Come on. Tell me you don't want to host with me.
Come on. You're crazy, trying to fight bouncers.
Come to church with me in the morning.
Come to the stage, Rabbit. Come to the stage!
Come to the stage. You got everybody waiting.
Could be a shot.
Damn! Now check this, dawg.
Dawg, take a seat
Dawg, we get a deal, you can take the fucking benefits.
Did I s s stutter, guy?
Did you care when the crackhead ****d that girl?
Did you hear that Wink has been talking to that promo guy?
Did you mean it about doing the demo with Wink?
Did you plan on informing me?
Did you sign me up to battle tomorrow night?
Didn't you listen to the last round, meathead?
DJ IZ: Another example of people's needs being denied by the city.
DJ IZ: Hey, Rabbit, get back in the car, man.
DJ IZ: It's called an "attractive nuisance."
DJ IZ: Lt'd be the only one.
DJ IZ: Maybe for that birthday tripping ass.
DJ IZ: That shit's hot, man.
DJ IZ: That's what I mean.
DJ IZ: This is the definition of an attractive nuisance.
DJ IZ: Why'd you bring that damn thing, man?
DJ lz, let me get that beat, baby. Give me that beat.
DJ, kick that shit.
DJ, spin that shit!
DJ, spin that shit!
DJ: I've seen you flippin' burgers!
DJ: No doubt. Big O, big ups and congratulations, playboy player.
DJ: When we look at Big O, what are we looking at?
DJ!
Do it, do it.
Do what the fuck you want to do.
Do you know how many abandoned buildings we have in Detroit?
Do you think I have a big head?
Does the city tear them down?
Don't be embarrassed about where you live.
Don't be saying shit about my mom or my fucking car, man.
Don't choke this time.
Don't come back 'til something dope hits you
Don't come back 'til something dope hits you
Don't do it.
Don't ever try to judge me, dude
Don't get it twisted, this is my man here!
Don't get too close or you might get shot
Don't know what to do
Don't shoot!
Don't worry about it, dawg. I'll call you tomorrow.
Don't you think you should have called or knocked first or something?
Down!
Down!
Down!
Down!
Dumb motherfucker went back to the house.
Eh, loc?
Especially from a gay, broke bitch yourself
Ever wonder at what point you got to say, "Fuck it"?
Everybody from the 313 Put your motherfuckin' hands up
Everybody'll know who you are.
Everyone's calling you a loser from the other night.
Except I'm promoting a show with them at Hip Hop Shop.
Fight me, you punk ass bitch!
For looking out for me like that. That was much love.
For real?
For stepping onstage I should rock your knot
For the interview with Big O.
Forty five seconds.
Four Pac, three Pac, two Pac, one
Freaky girls, here we come
Free World in the motherfuckin' house.
Free World, motherfucker.
From Vanessa up here at New Detroit Stampin'
Fuck 2Pac!
Fuck a beat I go a cappella
Fuck a clock Fuck a trailer
Fuck a Papa Doc
Fuck Cranbrook
Fuck everybody
Fuck Greg.
Fuck him. Fuck Lyckety, man.
Fuck it I'll let homegirl finish you off
Fuck it You can take the mike home wit' you
Fuck last night. Okay? Forget it.
Fuck Lotto Call me your leader
Fuck Tha Free World!
Fuck Tha Free World?
Fuck that. I'm gonna battle them.
Fuck Wink! Fuck Tha Free World!
Fuck with us, yeah?
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
Fuck you! Go home.
Fuck you! I told you not to sign me up!
Fuck you. Get out and walk.
Fuck, man! What is your problem? Don't touch my mother!
Fuck, man. Who the fuck is you, ****a?
Fuck!
Fuckin' with Lotto You got to be kiddin'
Fucking homo, little maggot You can't hack it
Fucking Nazi, your squad ain't your type
Fucking Wink. Trying to keep us in division with that fake ass Big Willie wannabe talk.
Future, I'm not you, dawg.
FUTURE: A lot of hostility at the end of the 45 seconds. Let me get the mike.
FUTURE: All right, all right!
FUTURE: All right. You know what's happening.
FUTURE: Burn this shit down to the ground.
FUTURE: Cheddar, bring your ass on! Come on!
FUTURE: Come on, man.
FUTURE: Get in the back, Farrakhan.
FUTURE: I thought I had matches.
FUTURE: It's real as it feels!
FUTURE: Let him go.
FUTURE: Let me see.
FUTURE: No, you were scared, motherfucker!
FUTURE: Oh, shit!
FUTURE: Oh, shit.
FUTURE: Oh, shit. What the fuck's going on out here?
FUTURE: Okay, B Rabbit. Call it.
FUTURE: Okay, okay.
FUTURE: One of them songs on JLB.
FUTURE: Papa Doc, what are you gonna do?
FUTURE: Rakim was the first rapper with complex lyrics.
FUTURE: Ready, baby. I want to see you rip that shit, all right?
FUTURE: Say no more!
FUTURE: Say no more! That's what I'm talking about.
FUTURE: Shit!
FUTURE: Shoot it.
FUTURE: Three One Third is in the house!
FUTURE: Three One Third, we in the house. Mac Mitten's finest.
FUTURE: Wait, what are you doing?
FUTURE: We got a new champion!
FUTURE: What are you doing, man? SOL: Rabbit!
FUTURE: Where the fuck is B Rabbit?
FUTURE: Who are you calling... JIMMY: Yo, chill!
FUTURE: Whoa, whoa, okay, 45 seconds, very nice.
FUTURE: Word up. It's true.
FUTURE: Yo, Jimmy.
FUTURE: Yo, let me get a light, DJ.
FUTURE: You can't catch me and you never will!
FUTURE: You fucking threw up on yourself? Come here!
FUTURE: You got enough confidence. Do your thing! Forty five seconds.
FUTURE: You like?
FUTURE: You little bitch!
Garbage bag full of clothes Still pullin' ho's
Get back to work.
Get off me.
Get out of here. You ain't going to work.
Get the fuck out of here! Get the fuck out of my house!
Get the fuck out of my house!
Get up, bitch.
Get up.
Get your hand off my balls!
Get your mad, rambling ass in the car.
Gets a minute and a half apiece.
Girl, when you see me, You better believe me
Give it some gas.
Go home, write some shit Make it suspenseful
Go in, lock the door and I'll be in in a minute.
Go!
God damn. Don't you ever shut up?
Good for you.
Good night, baby. Go to sleep.
Good.
Good.
Good. Don't be bringing that shit around here.
Got a cigarette?
Greg Buehl?
Greg left me.
Greg won't go down on me.
GREG: (SINGING) Big wheels keep on turnin'
GREG: Rabbit, what are you doing here?
GUYS: (SINGING) The roof, the roof
Have a good night.
Have you look foolish like Cheddar Bob when he shot himself
He also said crazy shit about him and Alex.
He can't be with somebody like me anymore.
He can't get with me, spittin' this shit
He cashed his whole check And bought one Ho Ho
He found out about the eviction?
He goes to the finals against Papa Doc!
He got fired from a pizza place.
He had buckteeth and big ears.
He needs a can surgically removed from his hand
He said, "Bring him down. Let me see what he can do."
He should be here with Roy Darucher.
He sounds like Erick Sermon The generic version
He started it.
He was so cute.
He went to Cranbrook with Christine's brother.
He went to our school, right?
He'll record a demo at MCA.
He's a motherfuckin' genius.
He's done.
He's going to ask me and Lily to move away with him.
He's helping me get my book together.
He's my brother. He don't like pussy.
He's right. His shit has emotion.
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fucking yearbook
He's straight, dawg.
He's supposed to get some big settlement check soon or some shit.
He's tappin' my mom We're almost the same age
He's the best!
He's the type to lose a fight with a dyke
Heads.
Heads.
Heads. Choose.
Heard about you and Janeane.
Heck, yeah.
HECKLER: He's choking!
Her name is Lily
Here, tell these people something they don't know about me
Here's your chance, girl. Go ahead.
Hey, B, I got these new beats, man.
Hey, baby. What are you still doing up?
Hey, Lily.
Hey, man,
Hey, Rabbit. Where have you been?
Hey, Smith!
Hey, talk that shit if you want, but I vouch for this motherfucker.
Hey, what's up, B?
Hey, why you fuckin' with the gay guy, G?
Hey, yo.
Hey! I burned the house down!
Hey.
Hip Hop Shop, baby. Come on.
Hip Hop Shop, Wednesday night. Come on down.
His settlement check came in.
His style's doo doo
Hit that shit. Forty five seconds. DJ, kick it.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on! That was some close shit. Let's see what's poppin'.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold up, hold up.
Hold up.
Honey, that's a mistake.
How about knocking?
How are we brothers?
How can you even bring them in the mix?
How can you have pride in your neighborhood
How stupid could a ****a be.
How y'all feel about Lotto?
How y'all feel about Shorty Mike?
How y'all feeling out there? You feeling all right?
How you froze up and got booed offstage.
I ain't afraid of them guys.
I ain't getting back in that piece of shit. It's a death trap.
I ain't hear a word you said Hippety hoo plah
I am white I am a fuckin' bum
I can do it.
I can do that.
I can't believe my ears. A lot of hostility.
I can't believe y'all talk about complex shit and leave out 2Pac.
I can't call it Cheddar, where's your wallet?
I can't let Greg find out.
I can't.
I could end your shit right now and nobody would even miss your ass.
I did get jumped by all six of you chumps
I didn't even trip.
I didn't feel like talking.
I didn't know Papa and LC were on their bullshit until tonight.
I didn't say you were.
I didn't want them making fun of me.
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
I do live in a trailer with my mom
I don't give a fuck about that.
I don't give a fuck who it is.
I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a shit anymore.
I don't got time to talk right now. I'm late for work.
I don't have any colored girl in my class.
I don't have to stress how important this is.
I don't know what they told you, Mike
I don't know what'll happen!
I don't know why they let you out in the dark
I don't know, man.
I don't live here.
I don't really live here.
I don't think so, Smith. Right this way.
I don't want to hear shit about it. I'm signing you up.
I don't want to hear this shit.
I don't want to hear this!
I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from Leave it to Beaver
I feel you. I know exactly what you're talking about.
I fell down some steps.
I fell.
I gave him that nickname.
I got a better chance joining the KKK
I got a feeling about you.
I got a friend to take pictures of her when she gets off work.
I got good news.
I got out of there as quick as I could.
I got shotgun, Shabba.
I got to go back inside.
I got to go. I'll be late for work.
I got to put pressure on it. Try not to think about it.
I got to save up some money and get the hell out of here.
I got work in the morning, so...
I gotta get down to the phone place tomorrow.
I guess this isn't the best timing, but I need some extra shifts.
I had a lot of names, the most conceited kind.
I hate to do this I'd love for this shit to last
I have a show with them!
I hear everything.
I hear you're a real dope rapper.
I heard from my man Roy today that he's gonna be at JLB tomorrow night
I hope we'll get a pipeline through here, and the industry will look at us and sign us.
I hope you get a new ride soon, Rabbit.
I hope you have a successful career 'cause I know you're puttin' it down.
I invited her to my show. She said we had to come get you.
I just want to hear Three One Third on the box.
I just...
I kick you in the chest Pork chops fall out your asshole
I know everything he's got to say against me
I know that, Rabbit.
I know what you're trying to do to our group.
I know why you said that bullshit.
I know.
I lead the new school You're a Busta without the Rhymes
I leave you lost without a paddle Floating up shit's creek
I left home when I was 17.
I left it for Janeane.
I left you the car.
I like MC Bob. Right?
I look at you
I need a clown to push Someone I can bully
I need to get some privacy, guys.
I need to get to sleep.
I put a hole in your head Like a 12 gauge
I really fucking don't!
I roll like a renegade You need clinic aid
I saw you talking to Papa Doc in the Chin Tiki.
I seen you out the window, Bob.
I spit venom in every direction Soak some up
I think I need to just do my own thing, man.
I think Jimmy's mom's trying to kill him.
I think they're all in Studio B.
I thought I recognized your face. I know you been...
I thought you had a good thing going with her.
I thought you wanted me out.
I told him about your skills! I said, "Rabbit's your man."
I told you stupid ass ****as not to be doing this shit.
I used to like that show Now I'm in fight back mode
I want to make you something to eat. What's the big deal?
I want you to go inside and lock the door, okay?
I wanted to say goodbye. I'm going to New York.
I was hoping to see you at The Shelter tonight.
I was Maximum, Brimstone, Godfather D, Devastatin' D.
I was talking to your precious son about this eviction situation.
I was.
I won a modeling contest.
I won't be there long.
I won't bump no Beasties.
I work at Intermezzo, saving enough to get out of here.
I wouldn't be with them,
I'd really love to be there.
I'll be back.
I'll call your mama. See what I can work out.
I'll crack your shoulder blade
I'll crush the shit out your lines
I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow
I'll go first against this choke artist.
I'll need a place to crash.
I'll punish Rabbit or obsolete Future
I'll see you.
I'll take pictures of my rear end So you won't forget my ass
I'll talk to you later.
I'm a grown man, son I'll slaughter you
I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash I say it proudly
I'm a sinner, James.
I'm B Rabbit, bitch
I'm building an empire and I'm taking you with me.
I'm doing it for y'all, man.
I'm doing what?
I'm going back to work.
I'm gonna do it on my own.
I'm just trying to put Detroit, the East Side, on the map, you know?
I'm not battling next Friday, dawg.
I'm out of here. Catch you later.
I'm out of here. I can't go out with someone like you.
I'm out. I'll be outside.
I'm sick of eating shit off this fucking lunch truck
I'm sick of this motherfucker.
I'm sick of you thinking you know what's best!
I'm sorry, honey.
I'm still standing here screaming "Fuck Tha Free World"
I'm taking a fucking bus to work.
I'm taking you with me. You're the franchise, baby.
I'm the kingpin when it comes to flows
I'm the one that tipped him on Big O,
I'm three months late.
I'm working overtime.
I'm your girlfriend.
I'm your mother.
I've been busy, you know.
I've been helping Al find a photographer for her book.
I've fought guys bigger than you.
If 10 men came in a cup, you'd probably drink it
If I knew it was today, I wouldn't have gone drinking after the show.
If it goes well, you could be flowing at 54 Sound next week.
If she knew him, she could bring your midget pops with her
If something's gonna happen with this shit, it needs to happen now.
If they thought Big O was hot, wait till they hear B Rabbit.
If you cared about Lily, you'd get a job and quit fucking around.
If you want to live here, you got to start chipping in.
If you want to see Jimmy flow, come to the battle at The Shelter.
If you want, I'll step out.
If you're going to live here, you have to get along with Greg.
If you're so dope, why are you at Dead End Stamping?
In a stinky trailer with me
In line at the lunch truck?
Instead of, "Oh, I just shot my dick head!"
Is it because I'm making moves?
Is that a tank top or a new bra?
It ain't never your fault. I don't want to hear it.
It could have been Lily.
It looks like a handicap convention in here. Crippled motherfuckers.
It says right here.
It won't happen again.
It wouldn't still be standing if it were on the other side of 8 Mile.
It'll happen again. The city don't give a fuck.
It's 7:30 in the morning, dawg.
It's 7:30 in the morning, dawg.
It's all dudes here, except for these bitches
It's almost beautiful.
It's at the Hip Hop Shop. Leadaz Of Tha Free World.
It's been a long fucking night.
It's for her book, so she can get a job.
It's for real?
It's gonna be blazin' in this bitch tonight.
It's gonna be on!
It's my mom's.
It's not you, okay? It's me. It's my shit. I had to go.
It's okay, honey.
It's okay, Lily.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's on tonight, Rabbit.
It's our sex life.
It's over, baby.
It's Rabbit! Hey!
It's real. I hope you're all ready.
It's the championship round. Yes, believe it's real.
It's the championship.
It's Thursday. I got to go to bingo.
It's time to get rid of this coward once and for all.
It's time. We got Papa Doc
It's unanimous!
It's your birthday present.
Jackass, go jack off That's the only way you comin'
Janeane, I can't talk here. You'll get me fired.
Jesus.
JIMMY: (SINGING) I know this girl
JIMMY: Come on, baby. Put your coat on.
JIMMY: Come on.
JIMMY: Damn!
JIMMY: Damn!
JIMMY: Don't tell nobody I'm living back here, man.
JIMMY: Fuck you!
JIMMY: Fuck, yeah, man!
JIMMY: Heads.
JIMMY: Hey, Sol.
JIMMY: Hold on, man.
JIMMY: I'll drive. WINK: The others will be here soon.
JIMMY: Motherfucker!
JIMMY: Oh, my God. Lily.
JIMMY: Oh, my God. Lily.
JIMMY: Out of my way, freaky girl!
JIMMY: Take the wheel, man.
JIMMY: What the fuck, you guys!
JIMMY: What's your problem, bitch? Don't kick my clothes!
JIMMY: Where else would he be?
JIMMY: You win at bingo tonight?
Jimmy!
Jimmy! Please!
JOE LEE: Up!
Just all right for Shorty Mike?
Just do your work and shut the fuck up.
Just like Bob Zurowsky.
Just make sure
Just thank God he's alive.
Kind of mediocre love?
KYLA: Let's go, Alex.
LC: Don't forget to come to The Shelter tomorrow night.
LC: Free World, ****a.
LC: Hold on. Yo, Elvis. You don't want to step to this.
LC: What the fuck you gonna do, motherfucker?
LC: Wink said you lived in a trailer with your mom.
Leadaz Of Tha Free World Here to smash you cowards
Leadaz Of Tha Free World in the motherfuckin' house.
Least he admits it, don't even risk it
Leave you punch drunk From lunch truck to Shelter
Left stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up
Let him up.
Let me ask my friends.
Let me out.
Let me show you motherfuckers how to shoot something.
Let my man grab the mic See how Bunny Rabbit do
Let that bitch go first.
Let the artist get to the motherfucking stage.
Let these motherfuckers know, man. It's all you, baby. Three One Third.
Let this motherfucker feel it!
Let's do it again. It's hard to judge.
Let's do the coin toss.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go, man.
Let's see what you got.
Let's see.
Like a little rabbit. Right, baby?
Like the time you said your cousin worked for Dr. Dre?
Like you're scared to lick pussy so you eat around the tush
Lil' Tic, set it off. DJ, 45 seconds.
Listen to me.
Listen up now.
Look at this car! Thanks a lot, Mom
Look at this fat ass ****a Sloppy sucka
Look at y'all standin' here freezing like dumb fucks
Look at your god damn boots
Look, I was just on the horn with my man Roy Darucher.
Look, look
Look, Snoop Dogg just got a fuckin' boob job
Look, they're just one of the acts.
Lookie How can six dicks be pussies?
Lookin' like a cyclone hit you
Lookin' like Kris Kross Jiggity jump yo' ass offstage
Looking for your brother?
Lotto, it's on you, baby. You first.
LT, that's right Cock the heat and shoot ya
Lyckety, tell your mama I'll be over later.
Made out of lace from Victoria's Secret
Make 'em say, "Damn, Cheddar's the man!"
Make sure you serve this clown in the next round for me.
Make sure you tip the bartenders. Fifteen minutes.
Make way for the Rabbit. Let him through.
Make your ma wish her fat ass aborted you
MAN IN HALL: Yo, what the fuck?
Man, do what you want to do.
Man, I'm done with this clown He's soft
Man, I've been thinking.
Man, nobody even knows Detroit is the 313.
Man, put it down.
MANNY: Hey, Smith!
MANNY: You just started working here. Hey, Dutton.
Manny!
Matter of fact, dawg Here's a pencil
Maybe because you give him reason to.
Maybe he'll be there.
MC Bob.
MC Bob.
Me and Greg are having problems.
Me and Janeane broke up.
Me and Janeane just broke up.
Me and Papa Doc will battle any motherfuckers here.
Me without style Is like mustard without Heinz
Me, him and you we went to the same school
Melt ya, got the belt for the welterweight champ
Mom, come on, get up.
Mom, don't start, please.
Mom, I'm coming home to you
Mom, I'm coming home to you
Mom, stop living your life like this!
Mom!
Mom.
MOOCHIE: Get the fuck up.
MRS. JOHNSON: Sarah Jane? I brought you these...
Murder you, boil you We keep a white boy or two
My bad, man.
My bad. I'm sorry.
My birthday's not for two weeks.
My body aching just to get a buck
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
My friends think you're crazy.
My God. He shot his fucking dick off.
My house.
My name's Alex.
My paws love to maul an MC
My rhyme sentences will end your resistance with a rigorousness
My technique's bizarre and ill I scar and kill
Nasty ass food I'm in a nasty ass mood
Need to get your food and take your ass back to work
n****, please. That's what they all say.
Next gun, pull it slow
Next time leave that bullshit home on the dresser
Next up is my man Bunny Rabbit
Next up, we got
****a, you crazy? Pac's the only lyrical motherfucker out there!
****as, I'm serious, delirious 'Cause a curious
No insurance, the medical establishment will fuck you.
No milk.
No, I think she's different.
No, I'm cool.
No, no. Don't do this.
No, thank God he didn't shoot his dick off.
No, you're not. We broke up. I'll call you later.
No.
No.

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