How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Edit

A car would have paid for itself by now!

A fant for your aunt and a fandpa for your cousin Leon.

A handsome, noble man.

A little more stealth, please.

A man who has had his tonsils removed twice!

A trip or a slip you'd slide all the way down.

A winner.

Aardvarkian Abakenezer Who...

Aaron B. Benson Who, I hate you.

Accept an award of some kind.

Action!

Actually, not a Who. He's more of a...

Air bag is a little slow.

All right, fine.

All right, I'll go.

All right, that's enough. Knock it off. Beat it!

All right, we'll straighten this out.

All right, you heard the man:

All right, your turn! Go on!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll swing by for a minute, allow them to envy me...

All right. I've made my decision!

All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care...

All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.

All those Whos...

All will be singing

Almost lost my cool there.

Along with a lifetime supply of happiness, you'll also receive this:

Alphabetically.

Although I hardly remember him. I didn't have time to socialize.

Am I just eating because I'm bored?

An awful idea.

And

And a snoozlephone for your brother Stu, a muncle for your uncle...

And carols ringing in my ear

And Cindy? Could you be Mommy's little helper...

And every Saint Fizzin's day, they ate a Fizz pheasant.

And for the rest of you:

And he chuckled and clucked...

And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.

And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.

And he puzzled and puzzled...

And he sent her to bed.

And he took some red thread...

And he, he himself, the Grinch...

And he's a What who doesn't like Christmas.

And his fib fooled the child.

And I believe that soul is the Grinch.

And I care!

And I know just what they'll do.

And I'll bring it back here.

And I'm leaking.

And I'm...

And if the truth be told, he...

And if you're the Whos I hope you are, you will too.

And me. She's been trying to tell me.

And now it's time for the moment we've all been waiting for.

And now, I have a little something for the love of my life.

And now, the nominations...

And now...

And only comes down when he's hungry for the taste of...

And rare Who roast beast!

And she happens to be right, by the way.

And she'll see me.

And that was the last time we ever saw him.

And that's the people who keep

And the avarice.

And The Book of Who says, very clearly:

And the child mentioned a check.

And the green.

And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove...

And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice cold in the snow...

And the last thing he took was the log for their fire.

And the more the Grinch thought of what Christmas would bring...

And the one speck of food that he'd left in the house...

And the Whoville band marched in their Christmas y best.

And their innocent, victimless pranks.

And then, the noise!

And they'll feast and they'll feast.

And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast!

And this time, I'll keep it off.

And tied a big horn on top of his head.

And unscrew the bulb there from the refrigerator?

And we raised him like any other Who child:

And what happened then...

And when Cindy Lou went up with her cup...

And when he doesn't, the Mayor will wear the crown.

And with every Christmas wish

And your foot.

And, for the next five minutes only, 99 percent off!

And...

Another minute closer to Christmas!

Another unmistakable sign of the heebie jeebies!

Any calls?

Arbor Day was fine, and Easter was pleasant...

Are the first thing to go.

Are you all right?

Are you having a holly, jolly...

Are you kiddin'?

Are you sure? Because I thought I heard someone mention a check.

Are you two still living?

Aren't you gonna cuff me?

Around each Who home, and he took every present.

As always, we start with our Cheermeister.

As you judge the Who pudding cook off!

Ask any Who, and they'll have this to say:

At least I scared the bejeebles out of that little girl at the post office.

At least it's only once a year

At this great Grinchy trick.

Augustus...

Award?

Awful idea.

Baby Who girls and tiny Who fellas...

Bad judge of character.

Be sure to run real fast with it. Come on. Double time. Move.

Because it isn't about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights.

Because it represents the glitter of commercialism!

Before I kill again!

Bells will be ringing

Besides, it looks like everything is all here and accounted for.

Betty!

Betty!

Betty! Sweetie!

Betty?

Blackmail. Pink slip. Chain letter. Eviction notice.

Blast this Christmas music.

Blast you Whos!

Blasted water weight! Goes right to my hips.

Bleeding hearts of the world, unite!

Boy, nothing beats Christmas, right?

Brilliant!

Bundled up against the cold

Burn, baby! Burn!

But did anyone listen to me?

But every minute of every day.

But every Who knew, from their twelve toes to their snout...

But first, a little family reunion.

But I am telling you...

But I think he's actually kind of sweet.

But I think that the most likely reason of all...

But I'll be fashionably late.

But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.

But it was merry.

But it was the Grinch!

But it's a green Christmas anyway

But it's an experience that I've always longed for.

But maybe if you reunite with the Whos and be a part of Christmas...

But my heart belongs to...

But that's what these tests are for!

But the book does say:

But the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville...

But the sound wasn't sad.

But there's something I just cannot stand in the least.

But this girl had a mission. She knew what to do.

But we did our worst. And that's all that matters.

But what if it's a cruel prank? What if it's a cash bar?

But what would I wear?

But why?

But you and your family...

But you've convinced me.

But, Dad...

But, you know what?

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick...

By the way, these lights match your outfit perfectly.

Calling all units. Calling all units.

Can I use your finger for a second?

Can we just get back to Christmas...

Can't you feel it?

Carved the roast beast.

Chair of Cheer?

Changes too

Cheer up, dude. It's Christmas.

Christmas conga!

Christmas Day

Christmas Day is in our grasp

Christmas is here

Christmas is here

Christmas tradition...

Christmas?

Christmas...

Cindy Lou had some questions in her curious heart.

Cindy Lou!

Cindy Lou? Honey?

Cindy, I hope you're very proud...

Cindy!

Cindy?

Cindy?

Clearance sale.

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

Come on, hurry up, Slowpoke.

Come on, Max. It's our first stop.

Come on, while I'm young!

Come to think of it

Congratulations, Mr. Grinch!

Cream of wheat

Cut, print, check the gate. Moving on.

Dad!

Dad! It was amazing!

Daddy!

Dah who doraze, welcome all Whos

Danger! Danger!

Definitely not!

Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil.

Destroy Christmas!

Destroy Christmas.

Did I have a crush on the Grinch?

Did not.

Did someone just say, "Grinch"?

Did that stop the old Grinch?

Did you hear something?

Disappointed.

Do I hear a nomination?

Do it for me, Stu.

Do you remember

Do you want a Christmas cookie?

Do you want to hold this Santa plate?

Does that mean Christmas

Doesn't come from a store.

Doesn't this seem like a bit much?

Doesn't this seem superfluous?

Don't forget, tomorrow is our big Christmas gift exchange.

Don't they know I'm up here all alone

Don't touch me there!

Don't you know you shouldn't take things that don't belong to you?

Don't you worry, Mr. Holiday Cheermeister, you'll get your award.

Double hate.

Doubt?

Down a size and a half!

Down in Whoville...

Drift from the sky in their own pumbersellas.

Each shop window displays a Christmas scene

Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it.

Even if we're horribly mangled...

Even now the terror is welling up inside you.

Evening, folks. Mind if I ride along?

Ever!

Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small...

Every window was flocked, every lamppost was dressed...

Every year Martha May Whovier has the best lights.

Everyone bring a special gift for a special someone.

Everything must go.

Everywhere

Excellent year.

Excuse me, old timer.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Fah who foraze

Fah who foraze, dah who doraze

Fah who foraze, dah who doraze

Fah who ray moo ya who hee haw

Far

Fat boy should be finishing up anytime now.

Feast, feast, feast, feast

Feeling!

Feels...

Fetch me my sedative.

Fills each and every heart

Fine.

First floor, factory rejects.

First, you'll put your taste buds to the test...

Fleas before beauty. Thank you.

For Present Pass it on!

For some reason, when he came home that day...

For that Who among us who best typifies...

For that Who among us who best typifies...

Forgot about the reindeer.

From The Book of Who.

Fruitcake, tra la la!

Fudge Judge.

Funny she didn't rat on us, though.

Gaze into the face of fear!

Generously provided by the taxpayers of Whoville!

Gesundheit.

Get my cloak!

Get on it, girls. All the good mistletoe's at the top.

Get out of here!

Get that out of your mouth! You have no idea where it's been!

Get the stick, Max. Get the stick!

Gifts, gifts, gifts.

Gifts!

Gifts.

Give me a break.

Go on, touch it. Touch the door.

Go right back to sleep.

Good night, Betty.

Good thing we have a spare.

Good times.

Good, I'm so glad you're home.

Good.

Goody. Another load coming down.

Grab a handful of popcorn shrimp, and blow out of there.

Grab an end.

Grew three sizes that day.

Grinch less?

Grinch...

Grinned the Grinch...

Grow up!

Had my fingers crossed.

Hairy?

Halt!

Has everyone given their gifts?

Hate you!

Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate.

Hating the Whos.

Have you ever kissed a man who lost his tonsils twice?

He came the way all Who babies come.

He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.

He didn't show?

He eyed the Whos' feast. He took the Who pudding.

He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.

He had hair. Not pleasant.

He had no sense of color coordination.

He hadn't before.

He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming.

He isn't here.

He liked Martha.

He looks just like your boss.

He made it!

He only comes out once a year, and he never catches any flak for it!

He really got into the Christmas spirit for the first time.

He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it.

He said he was sorry.

He shed.

He snarled with a sneer.

He stood outside his cave...

He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick.

He thought...

He took the roast beast.

He was a wonderful...

He won!

He'd slide down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.

He's number one in the sack race run!

He's planning a double twisting interrupted forward flying 2 and a half...

Heads up, Whoville!

Hello, little girl. Are you here to read to us?

Hello, Martha.

Hello, Mayor May Who, sir.

Hello, Myrna. Merry Christmas, Fred. Excuse me.

Hello!

Hello! Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello...

Help me out here, people.

Help me!

Help me!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Here goes nothin', hot dog!

Here they are...

Here's a present for you.

Hey, honey, our baby is here!

Hi, Mr. Grinch!

High degree of difficulty.

Hike!

His first words!

His hands might be cold and clammy.

Ho, ho, ho, and stuff.

Hold still!

Honey! Hi!

Honey! Hi!

Honey.

Hot crowd. Hot crowd.

How about a nice hat?

How are you?

How could it be so?

How dare they?

How dare you enter...

How I hate their happy noise

How I wish that this would go away

Howdy?

Hurry up, we're gonna be late. Come on.

Hurry! Here he comes!

I am so proud of you.

I asked for three quarters, not five eighths.

I beat you.

I believe I'm here to...

I came to see you. No one should be alone on Christmas.

I can feel it, Lou. This is the year.

I can't do that!

I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump!

I could hardly bear it.

I did it!

I didn't ask you that.

I don't know if it's that adorable twinkle in your eye...

I don't know why I ever leave this place.

I don't know. It's some kind of soap.

I don't know. It's some kind of soap.

I don't like discussing this Grinch so very close to Christmas, but...

I don't need anything more for Christmas than this right here, my family.

I don't need to remind you that this Christmas...

I don't think so.

I feel you, Christmas

I find...

I got you, Cindy Lou!

I guess I could use a little...

I guess the award goes to...

I guess.

I hate Christmas!

I hate Christmas! I hate it!

I hear you know some things about the Grinch.

I hope I get another invite soon.

I just don't understand something.

I just love the colors.

I just wanted everybody to be together for Christmas.

I know he's mean and hairy and smelly.

I know I've found you

I know just what to do.

I know you hate Christmas, but what if it's all just a misunderstanding?

I know.

I like it.

I love you!

I mean, in what way?

I mean...

I merely noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

I merely noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

I must stop this Christmas from coming! But how?

I must stop this whole thing.

I nominate the Grinch!

I quite enjoyed that.

I really don't like them.

I said, there's no check. And now it's time...

I suppose.

I think I've found you

I think they were up on the mountain...

I tried to take him under my wing.

I want you all to look your best tomorrow.

I was afraid of that.

I was far too busy with my...

I won't be able to hear it!

I wonder who could have done this.

I...

I...

I'd better slow this buggy down!

I'd blow every fuse if I tried to keep up with you, Martha May!

I'll fix it up there...

I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish!

I'll make one instead.

I'll stuff up the tree.

I'll tell you, Max...

I'm a psycho!

I'm afraid I do have something for you!

I'm all...

I'm an idiot!

I'm booked.

I'm glad he took our presents.

I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die!

I'm going, and that's that.

I'm gonna beat that prim, perfect little prissy...

I'm hurt, and I don't hurt easily.

I'm hurt, Lou.

I'm not ready. It's too much, too soon!

I'm not scared.

I'm not talking to you anymore. In fact, I'm going to whisper.

I'm not talking to you anymore. In fact, I'm going to whisper.

I'm not the same one

I'm number one!

I'm rearranging

I'm smarter.

I'm so...

I'm sorry to disappoint you, Martha, baby, but the G train has left the station.

I'm sorry, your session is over.

I'm speaking in rhyme!

I'm the Grinch that stole Christmas.

I'm...

I've been much too tolerant of these Whovenile delinquents...

I've been thinking about the Whobilation and I may do something drastic.

I've got a lawyer.

I've got all the company I need right here.

If I bumped the loathing to 9:00, I'd have time to lay in bed...

If I can't find a reindeer...

If I can't find something nice to wear, I'm not going!

If she isn't, I am.

If there is love

If you agree to be my wife...

If you care

If you utter so much as one syllable...

If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.

If you're not going to help me...

In her head, bum tumbled a conflict or two.

In my cave up in the hills

In your garbage!

In your heart and your mind

In your own words, please tell me everything you know about the Grinch.

Inside a snowflake, like the one on your sleeve...

Invite the Grinch...

Invite the Grinch...

Inviting me down there on such short notice.

Is my sub zero chillibrator running?

Is that all you got?

Is that all you got? Come on.

Is that what I'm hearing?

Is that what you think I was doing?

Is that why you have

Isn't this antique darling?

Isn't this the chandelier from the dining room?

It came without packages, boxes or bags!

It came without ribbons!

It came without tags!

It came.

It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right.

It shouldn't! It couldn't! It mustn't! It wouldn't!

It started in low. Then it started to grow.

It was a horrible day when they were so cruel to him.

It was Christmas Eve, and a strange wind blew that night.

It was Christmas Eve, and a strange wind blew that night.

It was morning before anybody realized that he was out there!

It was, and he came after...

It'll be like music to my ears!

It'll take them years to sort this out.

It's a lonely Christmas Eve

It's a new car!

It's all for the cause, dear.

It's all you, Maxie!

It's amazing what these Whos just throw away.

It's because I'm green, isn't it?

It's fantastic!

It's gonna blow!

It's handcrafted and almost 100 years old.

It's in here!

It's joyful and triumphant.

It's just toys, right?

It's just, I look around at you and Mom and everyone getting all kerbobbled.

It's not a dress, it's a kilt!

It's Santa!

It's that time of year.

It's their Whobilation.

It's time for our Holiday Cheermeister of the Year Award!

Jeez. I'm really impressed!

Jury duty!

Jury duty! Jury duty! Jury duty!

Just keep it kind of loosey goosey.

Kids today.

Kiss me, you fool!

Last one to the top is a stinky old Grinch!

Lay the small town of Whoville:

Let me go

Let me quote a verse...

Let's go home.

Let's go.

Light on one side.

Lines wherever gifts are sold

Little girl.

Loathe entirely!

Look at that hack job!

Look at that hack job!

Look at the time. I really should be getting back.

Look, I don't want to make waves, but this whole Christmas season is...

Look, I just found the cutest light for my Christmas display.

Look...

Lost my place, but it's...

Lost my place, but it's...

Lou, where's my mail?

Lou! Got the wrong mail here.

Lou! I got the wrong mail!

Lou?

Lou.

Made it myself.

Makin' it

Marks the one thousandth Whobilation.

Martha May will be there.

Martha May...

Martha was my girlfriend.

Martha?

Martha...

Mature... exactly... what I say...

Max, let's go.

Max, pick out a bow.

Max!

Max!

Max! Grab a bag.

May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Maybe Christmas...

Maybe I should flip a coin!

Maybe if you hear the truth, you'll understand why...

Maybe you need a time out.

Maybe. Just maybe.

Maybe...

Mayor May Who? Oh, dear.

Me, I'm stuck here with my

Means a little bit more.

Merry Christmas, August May Who!

Merry Christmas, Martha May.

Merry Christmas, Mo. Heck of a rush.

Merry Christmas, Mr. Grinch.

Merry Christmas, Santa.

Merry Christmas, you hunk of burnin' Who!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Thank you for shopping Farfingle's!

Merry Christmas...

Mind if I wet my whistle?

Mistletoe.

Mommy!

Mr. Grinch, I came to invite you...

Mr. Grinch!

Mr. Grinch?

Mr. Grinch?

Mr. Grinch?

Mr. Grinch...

Mr. Grinch...

Must be afraid of reprisals.

Must drown them out!

My baby!

My name is Cindy Lou Who.

My sweet little tot.

My world is changing

My, I've never seen so many beautiful Christmas lights, Betty Lou!

My, my, my.

Near

Nice kid.

No child can beat the Grinch!

No hard feelings?

No lights on in the house. Your mom must be shopping.

No, forget that part. We'll improvise.

No, I don't.

No, it does.

No, mine's the best!

No, not wrecked, pulverized Christmas.

No, silly!

No, sir, the boys didn't see any Grinch.

No!

No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I can't do it, honestly.

No. The sleigh. The presents.

No. Yes. No. Yes. No!

Noise, noise, noise

Not a single Christmas card, in or out.

Not now, not then, not ever again!

Not right.

Not this year.

Not working!

Now and forever

Now for the final note in my symphony...

Now scoot over! It's my turn to drive!

Now to take care of those pesky memories.

Now you're doomed!

Now, class, is everyone almost finished?

Now, get ready for the boom!

Now, I ask you: Does that sound like our holiday cheermeister?

Now, Lou, please tell me that your boys...

Now, please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

Now, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville!

Now, that's holiday.

Number one! I'm number one!

Nutcrackers?

Odd. Better check the outgoing.

Of course not.

Of course they are.

Of course, when I say "we," I mean "you."

Of downright nasty not niceness!

Of what you've done.

Oh, Martha! Oh, Christmas!

Oh, Max!

Oh, Max.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, well.

Oh, well.

Oh, well.

Okay, fellas. Show time.

Okay.

On calm nights...

On their walls he left nothing but some hooks and some wire.

On this lonely Christmas Eve

On, Crasher! On, Thrasher!

On, Vomit and Blitzkrieg!

One and all!

One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.

One step at a time.

One teeny tiny...

Only four hours till Christmas!

Oopsie.

Or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.

Or that nonconformist streak...

Our work here is finished.

Out of date.

Out of the way, slow mo!

Out of the way!

Out of the way! I have no insurance!

Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows

Perfect!

Perhaps...

Play, monkey! Play!

Playing with matches, or defacing public property, or...

Please become Mrs. Augustus May Who.

Please help!

Please make another appointment with the receptionist on the way out.

Please take the bag off.

Please, Mr. Grinch.

Please, please. You have to accept the award.

Presents...

Probably because he's embarrassed by that hideodorous gift.

Probably lives up there to avoid the taxes.

Provoking the one creature within a billion bilometers of here...

Put him in the Chair of Cheer!

Put it in. Bring it on!

Put me down! I mean it!

Put me in a choke hold? Blind me with pepper spray?

Put the book down.

Put your back into it!

Quite meaningful.

Right.

Rose. The sweater. The sweater, Rose.

Rudolph?

Run for your life...

Run for your lives!

Sale on Aisle 3!

Santa Claus? What are you doing with our tree?

Santa, bye bye!

Santa, what's Christmas really about?

Santa?

Santa.

Saving Christmas was a lousy ending. Way too commercial.

Saving you?

See what the time's done

Serves them right, those Yuletide loving...

She will?

She'd invite the Grinch herself, that brave Cindy Lou.

She'll be on me like fleegle flies on a flat faced floogle horse.

She'll be scarred for life, if we're lucky.

She's my child.

She's right!

Sickly sweet, nog sucking cheer mongers!

Sicko!

Slunk?

So desensitized by movies and television.

So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast.

So he called his dog Max...

So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.

So long as we have hands to clasp

So that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls and gets back to me...

So that's how it works.

So, they want to get to know me, do they?

So, we just need... Cindy?

So, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes...

So, will you come?

Somebody's fabulous!

Somehow or other, it came just the same!

Someone else.

Someone has vandalized that vehicle.

Sorry.

Sorry...

Spread eagle! Nailed it!

Stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

Stay focused!

Stays here in silence

Stinky? Do I have a zit?

Stood puzzling and puzzling.

Stop it, Max!

Stranger, won't let you go till you buy a chapeau!

Studies.

Stupid present!

Stupid tree!

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Stupid.

Suffering snorkelblatz!

Sweater? What are you talkin' about? No, I can't!

Sweet little Cindy didn't know what to do.

Sweet!

Sweet?

Take a look at his mailbox, sweetie.

Take it off.

Talk about a recluse.

Taxi!

Tell you people one thing:

Thank you for shopping Farfingle's. Wait a second!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for saving me.

Thanks for the help.

That is not a chew toy!

That reminds me of a younger, less hairy me.

That the Grinch's small heart...

That they call Christmas Day

That wasn't so bad, was it, Max?

That won't...

That worked out nicely.

That...

That'll be mine.

That's a good one! That is rich.

That's a good one.

That's a relief.

That's an interesting story.

That's fine, dear. Ask your mother.

That's gonna hurt in the morning.

That's it, I'm not going.

That's more like it.

That's my good stuff!

That's really mature, saying exactly what I say!

That's right. A man for whom Christmas comes not once a year...

That's what Cindy's been trying to tell everyone.

That's what it's all about, isn't it?

That's what it's always been about!

The avarice never ends!

The bellowing of the bitterly bummed out!

The Cheermeister's ride in the Chair of Cheer!

The crescendo of my odious opus!

The fake Santa Claus lied.

The fires of love!

The gift of a Christmas shave.

The Grinch got a wonderful...

The Grinch had been caught by this tiny Who daughter...

The Grinch hated Christmas. The whole Christmas season.

The Grinch laughed in his throat.

The Grinch simply said:

The Grinch will never come down.

The Grinch!

The Grinch's lair?

The home of the Whos.

The impudence! The audacity!

The joy of Christmas

The Mayor wasn't happy.

The more the Grinch thought:

The muscles!

The nerve of those Whos.

The noise, noise, noise!

The old Grinchy Claus hissed.

The one you used to know

The poor dear!

The qualities of Whodom and Whodery...

The qualities of Whodom and Whodery...

The red...

The runner up.

The streets are filled with Christmas cheer

The sun is bright and the powder's bitchin'!

The unmitigated gall!

The very last time.

The wailing and the gnashing of teeth.

The way it should be?

The whipperwinds whipped high above the Who town.

The Whomanity!

The Whoville holiday cheermeister!

The...

The...

Then he got an idea.

Then he patted her head, and he got her a drink...

Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant...

Then he slunk to the icebox.

Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue.

Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.

Then maybe it'll be all right for me, too!

Then one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas.

Then the Grinch heard a sound rising over the snow.

Then the Grinch thought of something...

Then Whos young and old would sit down to a feast.

Then you might as well...

There happened a story you must see to believe.

There is no Grinch problem here.

There is, however...

There you are, honey.

There! Give me that!

There'll be hell to pay!

There'll be no sad faces on Christmas.

There's a light on this tree...

There's got to be a better way!

There's no one here to feast with me

There's no stick!

There's nothin' like the holidays.

There's only one thing I hate more

These gifts are quite dazzling.

These stockings...

They all come to me. In your garbage.

They loved Christmas the most, without a single Who doubt.

They nursed you. They clothed you.

They say he lives up here in a big cave.

They want to spend a little quality time with the Grinch.

They'll bang on tong tinglers.

They'll be destroyed!

They'll be waking up now.

They'll blow their floo flounders.

They'll crash on jang jinglers and bounce on boing bounders!

They'll eat their Who pudding.

They'll have more than anyone could ever eat

They're gonna cry out, "Mrs. Betty Lou Who!"

They're makin' noise

They're relentless!

This can't happen!

This could be more difficult to negotiate.

This dreadful holiday

This is his and now it's yours, and this hers and now it's his!

This is mine. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

This is not pudding.

This is nuts!

This is ridiculous.

This is what Christmas is all about!

This time I'll make you stay

This will be perfect on the top of her tree.

This year...

This, however, is new.

Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max!

Till his puzzler was sore.

To a little not to be taken seriously girl...

To be holiday cheermeister.

Toasty inside.

Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here.

Too late!

Top of the day. Flatfoot.

True, Mr. May Who. But The Book of Who says this too:

Ugly.

Vengeance!

Very.

Wait for me!

Wait!

Warm.

Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.

Was anyone emotionally shattered?

Watch out, I can't stop!

Way up in the mountains, in the high range of Pontoos...

We can't be late for the Whobilation!

We did it!

We did it! We did it!

We got a snoozlephone for your brother Drew...

We knew right away that he was special.

We missed you!

We were having our annual holiday get together.

We'll come back for the rest.

We're gonna die!

Welcome to Whoville, Max.

Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer

Welcome, Christmas, Christmas Day

Welcome, Christmas, come this way

Welcome, welcome, dah who Damus

Welcome, welcome, fah who Ramus

Well done, Max!

Well, in Whoville they say...

Well, more or less.

Were not up on Mount Crumpit...

Were singing without any presents at all.

What a lovely family heirloom!

What an altruistic daughter you have there, Lou!

What an embarrassment! I've been robbed!

What are you doing up there?

What are you laughing at...

What do we have here?

What do you say, Martha?

What do you want?

What is it?

What is it?

What is the deal?

What is wrong with you? This is a child.

What now?

What page?

What page?

What the hey...?

What?

What? You're scared of the Grinch!

What's happening to me?

What's that stench?

What's the Chair of Cheer?

What's your problem? Are you a wild animal?

Whatever he was.

When he came to the first little house on the square.

When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.

Where are you, Christmas

Where are you, Christmas

Where are you, Christmas?

Where did he come from?

Where is the laughter

Where the little Who stockings all hung in a row.

Who could have predicted this?

Who could that be?

Who hasn't even grown into her nose yet.

Who hates Christmas!

Who knows? This Whobilation could change my entire outlook on life!

Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.

Whoopsie!

Whoville's most important celebration!

Why can't I find you

Why can't I hear music play

Why did the Grinch hate Christmas? Where did it all start?

Why did the Grinch hate Christmas? Where did it all start?

Why didn't I think of that?

Why do you have a bag on your head?

Why have you gone away

Why won't anyone talk about the Grinch?

Why, for year after year I've put up with it now!

Why, it's up to you.

Why, that Grinch, he even took their last can of Who hash.

Why, this sounded merry.

Why...

Will all cry.

With a combo tuck and pike.

With a deep love of Christmas.

With her dad's blabbacorder she wouldn't give an inch.

With love

With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick.

Would wake bright and early and rush for their toys.

Would you mind helping me take this to the back room, honey?

Wow!

Wrong o!

Wrong o.

Yeah, with a trophy and everything.

Yeah, you bet.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah? Mine are homemade too.

Yes, every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot...

Yes, that is a Santa plate.

Yes, the book also says, the...

Yes, the Grinch knew tomorrow all the Who girls and boys...

Yes, which Christmas cookie would you like?

Yes, yes, yes. Good times!

Yes, you.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! My award.

You called down the thunder...

You can make snow angels later.

You can't hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor...

You choose to listen...

You did it!

You did the right thing.

You didn't tell me about the Chair of Cheer.

You don't have a chance with her.

You don't have a chance with her. You're 8 years old and you have a beard!

You fellas all right?

You got 20 seconds on the clock.

You got me, Officer!

You guess?

You guys, where are we? I think we should go back.

You hate Christmas! You're gonna steal it!

You have no messages.

You have no messages.

You heard him, Officer. He admitted it.

You kids and the Grinch!

You know, Christmas is my favorite time of year.

You made that up! It doesn't say that.

You might want to scooch over.

You never fade away

You never mentioned an award!

You people want to waste a perfectly good nomination...

You reject your own nose...

You see what I'm saying?

You see, Cindy, the Grinch is a Who, who always...

You see, Max? The city is a dangerous place.

You see, what happened was...

You see?

You think he's sweet?

You used to bring me

You want to know what happens to your gifts?

You will feel like Christmas all the time

You'll enjoy this!

You're 8 years old and you have a beard!

You're a reindeer. Here's your motivation.

You're an idiot!

You're an idiot!

You're glad that the Grinch virtually wrecked...

You're glad. You're glad everything is gone.

You're Rudolph, a freak with a red nose, nobody likes you.

You're scared of the Grinch! You're scared of the Grinch!

You're the...

You've been practicing your Christmas wrapping!

Your change!

Your cheek is so...

Your old biddies!

Your ring back.

3,000 feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpit...

'Cause somehow I missed that one. Go on!

"Holiday Whobie what y"? Cheermeister.

A what? Exactly, honey.

And I won? You won!

Are too! Am not!

Be careful of the sorting machine, right? Yeah.

Betty? What?

Cindy Lou! Merry Christmas.

Cindy! Grinch?

Cindy? Dad!

Cindy. Honey!

Dad? Yeah?

Dad? Yeah.

Daddy, move! Dad, move it!

Do something. Right!

Don't care. I myself am having some Yuletide doubts.

Farfingle's welcomes you! Thank you.

Grinch? What do you want? I mean...

Hey, Drew, I'll race you! Not if I race you first.

Hi, Daddy! Hi, Cindy, honey!

Hi! Martha!

I did. No.

I got it! Honey, I've got it.

I haven't. What?

I need it there by tomorrow. Heck of a rush.

I suppose. You better go catch it!

I'd go with the pepper spray. Yes, I heard him, all right.

I'll be right there. Lou, we got a problem!

I'm glad. He's glad.

Let's go! No!

Let's go! Come on! No, wait!

Merry Christmas, everybody! Merry Christmas!

Mine first. I really don't know...

No, I didn't. All right, then, give me the award.

No. Greasy?

Really? No.

So, if you come... A town full of losers!

That means there were losers. I guess.

The anger. The fury!

The Grinch? The Grinch?

We're gonna crash! Now you listen to me, young lady!

What happened to you? It was the Grinch!

What? Don't forget the Grinch.

What? I...

Where did she go? Honey!

Who flesh! Drew!

Who wants the gizzard? I do!

Write the check. There's no check.

...he went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up.

"4:00, wallow in self pity.

"4:30, stare into the abyss.

"5:00, solve world hunger...

"5:30, jazzercise.

"6:30, dinner with me." I can't cancel that again.

"7:00, wrestle with my self loathing."

"And it goes to the soul at Christmas who needs it most."

"Bake the fruitcake, egg the nog

"Baste the beast and gulp the grog

"Be it ever so

"cannot go to the Grinch, because...

"changes too?

"Cheermeister. Celebrate with friends."

"Christmas is goin' to the dogs

"Counting down the Christmas clock

"Deck your heart with jollity

"Did Christmas change

"Do you remember

"Does that mean Christmas

"Every size of Who we can measure...

"Feed the flaming Who ltide log

"Flick some flocking on the tree

"Given the choice between you

"Grinch? Oh, no!"

"he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer."

"Heinous

"I can't wait to get there to eat some google fries

"I want a pony, so I can ride it twice, get bored, and sell it to make glue."

"I want golf clubs." "I want diamonds."

"I wouldn't touch you with a

"I'd take the seasick crocodile"

"I'm rearranging

"If the Grinch was so bad, then why did he save me?

"Just face the music, you're a monster

"knows that Whobilation is a time we must treasure."

"Let there be Whobilation

"Let there be Whobilation

"Maybe he wasn't so bad."

"Maybe if you reunite with the Whos and be a part of Christmas."

"me?"

"Mr. Grinch

"Mr. Grinch

"Mr. Grinch

"Mr. Grinch

"Mr. Grinch, yes, you are

"My world is changing

"No matter how different a Who may appear...

"No one would deny it"

"Now nothing's easy

"Old, young, big, small"

"Or just

"sometimes things get the lead pipe cinch."

"Style your smile all Christmas y

"tell no one.

"The award...

"The cheermeister is the one who deserves a back slap or a toast.

"The girl you used to know?

"The term 'Grinchy' shall apply when Christmas spirit is in short supply."

"There is no place like Whoville around Christmas Day."

"There's no place like home"

"Things are looking very good, it's true"

"thirty nine and a half foot pole"

"Tick, tock, tick, tock

"We're scoffing down the turkey and the grog

"Where are you, Christmas?

"Where are you, Christmas?

"Where are you, Christmas?

"Whobilation, plentiful with candy canes and pies

"Whobilation, Whobilation"

"Why can't I find you?

"Why have you gone away?

"With a greasy black peel

"You and I were so carefree

"You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile

"You have termites in your smile

"You know, if you asked the who's who of Whoville

"You really are a heel

"You're a bad banana

"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

"You're a vile one

"You're as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel

"Your brain is full of spiders You got garlic in your soul

"Your heart's an empty hole