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Home > Stand by Me (1986)
Stand by Me (1986)

Stand by Me (1986)

Stand by Me is a beloved coming-of-age film released in 1986. Directed by Rob Reiner, it tells the story of four young friends on a life-changing adventure to find a dead body rumored to be hidden in the woods. Starring Wil Wheaton as Gordie, River Phoenix as Chris, Corey Feldman as Teddy, and Jerry O'Connell as Vern, the film beautifully captures the essence of friendship, innocence, and growing up. Its iconic title song, performed by Ben E. King, has become an anthem for countless generations. To experience the nostalgic sounds and download them, click here.

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A 12 pointer.
A 12 pointer.
A bazillion fish. And it looks good on you, too. Just like that.
A bazillion fish. And it looks good on you, too. Just like that.
A blast.
A blast.
A complete and total barf o rama.
A complete and total barf o rama.
A fat lady barfed in her purse.
A fat lady barfed in her purse.
A Jew's good.
A Jew's good.
A KLAM newsbreak.
A KLAM newsbreak.
A little past 5:00 on Sunday morning, the day before Labor Day.
A little past 5:00 on Sunday morning, the day before Labor Day.
A long time ago,
A long time ago,
A loony up in the nuthouse at Togus.
A loony up in the nuthouse at Togus.
A penny.
A penny.
A personal record for both of them.
A personal record for both of them.
A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map.
A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map.
About this time, Charlie and Billy were playing mailbox baseball
About this time, Charlie and Billy were playing mailbox baseball
Ace, come on, man.
Ace, come on, man.
Ace, I gotta tell you something, but you gotta swear on your mother's good name
Ace, I gotta tell you something, but you gotta swear on your mother's good name
Ain't you Denny Lachance's brother?
Ain't you Denny Lachance's brother?
All right. Are you ready?
All right. Are you ready?
All the kids, instead of calling him Davie, they call him Lardass. Lardass Hogan.
All the kids, instead of calling him Davie, they call him Lardass. Lardass Hogan.
Am I weird?
Am I weird?
And 68 cents from Chris.
And 68 cents from Chris.
And all your fathers are gonna get a call from me.
And all your fathers are gonna get a call from me.
And although it was hard, he gutted it out like he always did.
And although it was hard, he gutted it out like he always did.
And barfed on Principal Wiggins.
And barfed on Principal Wiggins.
And before Bill Travis knew it
And before Bill Travis knew it
And do you think that that bitch would have dared tried something like that
And do you think that that bitch would have dared tried something like that
And He said, "This is what we got for you, kid. Try not to lose it."
And He said, "This is what we got for you, kid. Try not to lose it."
And he shoots his father?
And he shoots his father?
And his dog, Chopper.
And his dog, Chopper.
And I couldn't give a shit about my own dad
And I couldn't give a shit about my own dad
And if a cop asks what we're doing there,
And if a cop asks what we're doing there,
And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should.
And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should.
And is now the forklift operator at the Arsenault Lumber Yard.
And is now the forklift operator at the Arsenault Lumber Yard.
And it was on the tip of my tongue to tell them about the deer, but I didn't.
And it was on the tip of my tongue to tell them about the deer, but I didn't.
And just followed them the whole way.
And just followed them the whole way.
And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created.
And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created.
And maybe I took it to old lady Simons and told her, and the money was all there.
And maybe I took it to old lady Simons and told her, and the money was all there.
And maybe the next week, old lady Simons
And maybe the next week, old lady Simons
And now, the one you've all been waiting for.
And now, the one you've all been waiting for.
And our celebrity contestant from KLAM in Portland,
And our celebrity contestant from KLAM in Portland,
And rat guts in blueberry sauce.
And rat guts in blueberry sauce.
And right before he was introduced, he'd gotten ready for it.
And right before he was introduced, he'd gotten ready for it.
And that was for eating bleach under the sink.
And that was for eating bleach under the sink.
And the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes.
And the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes.
And then after dark, a train must have come along and...el smacko.
And then after dark, a train must have come along and...el smacko.
And then take you to the cops.
And then take you to the cops.
And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.
And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.
And they came up with a goocher just before they got into the car.
And they came up with a goocher just before they got into the car.
And they rank him out and beat him up whenever they get a chance.
And they rank him out and beat him up whenever they get a chance.
And we take the body.
And we take the body.
And while you guys are dragging your candy asses
And while you guys are dragging your candy asses
And who gives a shit if they ever find him? I don't.
And who gives a shit if they ever find him? I don't.
And, bang! They all got totaled.
And, bang! They all got totaled.
Any of you guys know when the next train is due?
Any of you guys know when the next train is due?
Anyway, she saw her chance and she took it.
Anyway, she saw her chance and she took it.
Are there any on mine, man?
Are there any on mine, man?
Are we gonna take him?
Are we gonna take him?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
As time went on we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern
As time went on we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern
At school they put this sticker on his back that says, "Wide Load."
At school they put this sticker on his back that says, "Wide Load."
At the beginning of the school year he had buried a quart jar of pennies
At the beginning of the school year he had buried a quart jar of pennies
At the time, I didn't know why I needed to see that body so badly.
At the time, I didn't know why I needed to see that body so badly.
Because everybody's gonna be so jazzed about what we found
Because everybody's gonna be so jazzed about what we found
Because he was a kid our age.
Because he was a kid our age.
Before I start collecting my goddamned Social Security, okay?
Before I start collecting my goddamned Social Security, okay?
Bet you $2,000 they don't.
Bet you $2,000 they don't.
Big fucking deal.
Big fucking deal.
Billy and Charlie had managed to keep their enormous secret for about 36 hours.
Billy and Charlie had managed to keep their enormous secret for about 36 hours.
Billy told me they were flipping for beers
Billy told me they were flipping for beers
Billy, you're up.
Billy, you're up.
Bossman Bob Cormier took one look at Bill Travis
Bossman Bob Cormier took one look at Bill Travis
Boy, are you fat.
Boy, are you fat.
Boy, could he throw.
Boy, could he throw.
Boy, you don't know nothing.
Boy, you don't know nothing.
Brocker or Brower or Flowers, whatever his name is.
Brocker or Brower or Flowers, whatever his name is.
But did you ever notice that they never get anywhere?
But did you ever notice that they never get anywhere?
But going to see a dead kid, maybe it shouldn't be a party.
But going to see a dead kid, maybe it shouldn't be a party.
But I still got a three day vacation, because it never showed up.
But I still got a three day vacation, because it never showed up.
But if we do find that kid's body over in South Harlow,
But if we do find that kid's body over in South Harlow,
But it's that kid they were talking about on the radio.
But it's that kid they were talking about on the radio.
But my parents still hadn't been able to put the pieces back together again.
But my parents still hadn't been able to put the pieces back together again.
But neither our gang nor their gang got the credit.
But neither our gang nor their gang got the credit.
But not one of your horror stories, okay?
But not one of your horror stories, okay?
But one day he gets an idea.
But one day he gets an idea.
But only if you measure in terms of years.
But only if you measure in terms of years.
But right now neither the dread Chopper nor Milo
But right now neither the dread Chopper nor Milo
But there's one thing I didn't understand.
But there's one thing I didn't understand.
But to sic specific parts of the human anatomy.
But to sic specific parts of the human anatomy.
But we came all this way?
But we came all this way?
But what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls."
But what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls."
But what's this? Chambers is making his move.
But what's this? Chambers is making his move.
But when the smell hit the crowd
But when the smell hit the crowd
But you didn't miss him.
But you didn't miss him.
But you flinched.
But you flinched.
But you flinched.
But you flinched.
But, with me...
But, with me...
By next June we'll all be split up.
By next June we'll all be split up.
By noon, Ace and Eyeball had told their secret to everybody in the gang.
By noon, Ace and Eyeball had told their secret to everybody in the gang.
Can you guys camp out tonight?
Can you guys camp out tonight?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Cherry flavored Pez. No question about it.
Cherry flavored Pez. No question about it.
Chopper, sic him! Sic him, boy!
Chopper, sic him! Sic him, boy!
Chopper'll be here.
Chopper'll be here.
Chris Chambers never misses, does he?
Chris Chambers never misses, does he?
Chris Chambers was the leader of our gang and my best friend.
Chris Chambers was the leader of our gang and my best friend.
Chris did get out.
Chris did get out.
Chris isn't a thief.
Chris isn't a thief.
Chris, give me a hand.
Chris, give me a hand.
Chris, who'd always made the best peace, tried to break it up.
Chris, who'd always made the best peace, tried to break it up.
Come back here, you hear me?
Come back here, you hear me?
Come on, Choppie. Kiss my ass, Choppie. Choppie. Kiss my ass.
Come on, Choppie. Kiss my ass, Choppie. Choppie. Kiss my ass.
Come on, Chris, let's split.
Come on, Chris, let's split.
Come on, just forget them.
Come on, just forget them.
Come on, kid, just give me the gun before you take your foot off.
Come on, kid, just give me the gun before you take your foot off.
Come on, Lachance, give me the gun.
Come on, Lachance, give me the gun.
Come on, Lardass!
Come on, Lardass!
Come on, man, deal.
Come on, man, deal.
Come on, men. Let's take on the...
Come on, men. Let's take on the...
Come on, Teddy, man. Get off the tracks. You're crazy.
Come on, Teddy, man. Get off the tracks. You're crazy.
Come on, Vern, we don't have all day.
Come on, Vern, we don't have all day.
Come on, Verno.
Come on, Verno.
Come on, what is it?
Come on, what is it?
Come on, you guys, let's get moving.
Come on, you guys, let's get moving.
Come on, you guys, open up.
Come on, you guys, open up.
Come on. You guys, listen to me, 'cause this is boss.
Come on. You guys, listen to me, 'cause this is boss.
Coming through the woods, I bet we saved over an hour.
Coming through the woods, I bet we saved over an hour.
Could be some scouts at the game tomorrow.
Could be some scouts at the game tomorrow.
Could he have gotten all the way from Chamberlain to Harlow? That's really far.
Could he have gotten all the way from Chamberlain to Harlow? That's really far.
Dad, can we go now?
Dad, can we go now?
Dad, they're okay.
Dad, they're okay.
Denny was the one he cared about, and don't try to tell me different.
Denny was the one he cared about, and don't try to tell me different.
Did Lardass have to pay to get into the contest?
Did Lardass have to pay to get into the contest?
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
Did you take it?
Did you take it?
Did your mother ever have any kids that lived?
Did your mother ever have any kids that lived?
Didn't I just say I was French?
Didn't I just say I was French?
Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began to imagine that he wasn't eating pies.
Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began to imagine that he wasn't eating pies.
Do you play football?
Do you play football?
Do you think I'm weird?
Do you think I'm weird?
Do you think that anyone would have believed it?
Do you think that anyone would have believed it?
Do you think that pile of shit was at Normandy?
Do you think that pile of shit was at Normandy?
Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you?
Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you?
Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.
Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.
Don't even think about winning this.
Don't even think about winning this.
Don't move, Ace.
Don't move, Ace.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
Don't say that. Don't even think that.
Don't say that. Don't even think that.
Don't start with me, porcupine. Come here, give me a hug.
Don't start with me, porcupine. Come here, give me a hug.
Don't tell me what to do or I'll kill you.
Don't tell me what to do or I'll kill you.
Don't you call me that!
Don't you call me that!
Done!
Done!
Done!
Done!
Done!
Done!
Done!
Done!
Done.
Done.
Done.
Done.
Drum roll.
Drum roll.
Durham and the outlying areas.
Durham and the outlying areas.
Even his little brother and sister call him Lardass.
Even his little brother and sister call him Lardass.
Even if no one had followed me, I would have gone on alone.
Even if no one had followed me, I would have gone on alone.
Even if she goes to hell 'cause you lied?
Even if she goes to hell 'cause you lied?
Everyone knew I took it. Even Vern knew it, I think.
Everyone knew I took it. Even Vern knew it, I think.
Everything was there and around us.
Everything was there and around us.
Exactly what you said.
Exactly what you said.
Except for the loony up in Togus.
Except for the loony up in Togus.
Except in the dream I always miss him.
Except in the dream I always miss him.
Except my dad's kind of on a mean streak. He's been drinking a lot lately.
Except my dad's kind of on a mean streak. He's been drinking a lot lately.
Faster!
Faster!
Faster! Run! Go!
Faster! Run! Go!
Father God and Sonny Jesus.
Father God and Sonny Jesus.
Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother
Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother
Flip or eat lead.
Flip or eat lead.
For me, the idea of seeing that kid's dead body
For me, the idea of seeing that kid's dead body
For your seven cents.
For your seven cents.
Forget it, all right?
Forget it, all right?
Forget it, all right? Just forget it!
Forget it, all right? Just forget it!
Forget it, Vern.
Forget it, Vern.
Foul ball.
Foul ball.
Four months had passed,
Four months had passed,
Four tails.
Four tails.
Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant.
Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant.
From KLAM in Portland?
From KLAM in Portland?
From KLAM in Portland?
From KLAM in Portland?
From the racks and stacks, it's the best on wax.
From the racks and stacks, it's the best on wax.
From up on the View, if they had taken the money?
From up on the View, if they had taken the money?
Fuck writing! I don't want to be a writer.
Fuck writing! I don't want to be a writer.
Gentlemen, the Royal.
Gentlemen, the Royal.
Geronimo!
Geronimo!
Get him! Get Vern!
Get him! Get Vern!
Get in the fucking car. Now!
Get in the fucking car. Now!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off!
Get off!
Get the hell off the tracks, Teddy. You want to get yourself killed?
Get the hell off the tracks, Teddy. You want to get yourself killed?
Get them off!
Get them off!
Get up, Vern! Damn it!
Get up, Vern! Damn it!
Get up! Move it!
Get up! Move it!
Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends.
Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends.
Girls, cool it. We'll flip for it.
Girls, cool it. We'll flip for it.
Give it to me! Come on, man, that's mine!
Give it to me! Come on, man, that's mine!
Give me some skin.
Give me some skin.
Give me the gun. I'll take the first watch.
Give me the gun. I'll take the first watch.
Go ahead, keep laughing.
Go ahead, keep laughing.
Go back to sleep.
Go back to sleep.
Go on, Choppie. Sic balls, Choppie.
Go on, Choppie. Sic balls, Choppie.
Go on, Gordie.
Go on, Gordie.
Go screw.
Go screw.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
God, I never met anybody who fainted before.
God, I never met anybody who fainted before.
God, that's weird.
God, that's weird.
God, the tracks go way out of the way.
God, the tracks go way out of the way.
Good, Vern.
Good, Vern.
Good.
Good.
Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
Gordie did it! Gordie Lachance is shooting up Castle Rock!
Gordie did it! Gordie Lachance is shooting up Castle Rock!
Gordie loses.
Gordie loses.
Gordie wrote a story.
Gordie wrote a story.
Gordie, are you there?
Gordie, are you there?
Gordie, go get the provisions, you morphadite.
Gordie, go get the provisions, you morphadite.
Gordie, I got something for you.
Gordie, I got something for you.
Gordie, I got something for you.
Gordie, I got something for you.
Gordie, I really liked it.
Gordie, I really liked it.
Gordie, man, are you okay?
Gordie, man, are you okay?
Gordie?
Gordie?
Gordie?
Gordie?
Gordie?
Gordie?
Gordie's out, Ole' Gordie just bit the bag and stepped out the door.
Gordie's out, Ole' Gordie just bit the bag and stepped out the door.
Got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham?
Got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham?
Great things from in the future, young master David Hogan.
Great things from in the future, young master David Hogan.
Great, Chambers, now you're turning pussy, too!
Great, Chambers, now you're turning pussy, too!
Great, spit at the fat kid. Real good.
Great, spit at the fat kid. Real good.
Ha, ha. Very funny.
Ha, ha. Very funny.
Had this brand new skirt on when she came to school.
Had this brand new skirt on when she came to school.
Half way across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side
Half way across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side
Hands behind your backs, gentlemen.
Hands behind your backs, gentlemen.
He came from a bad family and everyone just knew he'd turn out bad.
He came from a bad family and everyone just knew he'd turn out bad.
He can't be a dog. He wears a hat and drives a car.
He can't be a dog. He wears a hat and drives a car.
He didn't have much of a chance in life.
He didn't have much of a chance in life.
He died almost instantly.
He died almost instantly.
He doesn't hate you.
He doesn't hate you.
He doesn't know you.
He doesn't know you.
He don't know nothing about your old man. He's just dog shit.
He don't know nothing about your old man. He's just dog shit.
He drew a treasure map so he could find them again.
He drew a treasure map so he could find them again.
He had a leech hanging from his balls. He fainted.
He had a leech hanging from his balls. He fainted.
He hates me.
He hates me.
He hates me. My dad hates me.
He hates me. My dad hates me.
He hates me. Oh, God.
He hates me. Oh, God.
He just doesn't know you.
He just doesn't know you.
He pretended he was eating cow flops
He pretended he was eating cow flops
He ranked my old man.
He ranked my old man.
He ranked my old man.
He ranked my old man.
He said that a half hour ago.
He said that a half hour ago.
He shouldn't be thinking about girls. This is the biggest game of his life.
He shouldn't be thinking about girls. This is the biggest game of his life.
He still stormed the beach at Normandy, right?
He still stormed the beach at Normandy, right?
He stole the milk money at school.
He stole the milk money at school.
He took your ear and he put it to a stove and he burned it off.
He took your ear and he put it to a stove and he burned it off.
He wants you to go over there so he can beat the piss out of you
He wants you to go over there so he can beat the piss out of you
He was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries.
He was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries.
He weighs close to 180, but, you know, it's not his fault. It's his glands.
He weighs close to 180, but, you know, it's not his fault. It's his glands.
He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer.
He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer.
He's got Chambers beat.
He's got Chambers beat.
He's not dead. He's still breathing, you idiot.
He's not dead. He's still breathing, you idiot.
He's not gonna care. 'Cause it's gonna be us guys that find him.
He's not gonna care. 'Cause it's gonna be us guys that find him.
Hell, there isn't. You just jump.
Hell, there isn't. You just jump.
Here you go, kid. $1 .50 of hamburger.
Here you go, kid. $1 .50 of hamburger.
Here.
Here.
Hey, Ace, me and...
Hey, Ace, me and...
Hey, at least now we know when the next train was due.
Hey, at least now we know when the next train was due.
Hey, Chris?
Hey, Chris?
Hey, Chris.
Hey, Chris.
Hey, come on, man. My brother gave me that!
Hey, come on, man. My brother gave me that!
Hey, from the racks and stacks it's the best on wax.
Hey, from the racks and stacks it's the best on wax.
Hey, from the racks and stacks it's the best on wax.
Hey, from the racks and stacks it's the best on wax.
Hey, girls, where you going?
Hey, girls, where you going?
Hey, Gordie...
Hey, Gordie...
Hey, Gordo, why don't you tell us a story?
Hey, Gordo, why don't you tell us a story?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, how do you know a Frenchman's been in your backyard?
Hey, how do you know a Frenchman's been in your backyard?
Hey, I got some Winstons.
Hey, I got some Winstons.
Hey, I was right, Charlie, they ain't never gonna find him.
Hey, I was right, Charlie, they ain't never gonna find him.
Hey, I'll race you.
Hey, I'll race you.
Hey, I'm kind of hungry. Who's got the food?
Hey, I'm kind of hungry. Who's got the food?
Hey, it's a long ways.
Hey, it's a long ways.
Hey, Lardass. Chow down, Wide Load.
Hey, Lardass. Chow down, Wide Load.
Hey, listen, Ace. Maybe me and Charlie shouldn't go.
Hey, listen, Ace. Maybe me and Charlie shouldn't go.
Hey, Moe, I'm going blind.
Hey, Moe, I'm going blind.
Hey, Teddy, sit down.
Hey, Teddy, sit down.
Hey, Vern, looks like your ma's been out driving again.
Hey, Vern, looks like your ma's been out driving again.
Hey, Vern, you'd better turn yours over.
Hey, Vern, you'd better turn yours over.
Hey, Verno, where's the radio? Let's see if we can get some sounds.
Hey, Verno, where's the radio? Let's see if we can get some sounds.
Hey, where do you think you're going, Lachance?
Hey, where do you think you're going, Lachance?
Hey, who did that? Who's letting cherry bombs off out here?
Hey, who did that? Who's letting cherry bombs off out here?
Hey, you guys been watching The Mickey Mouse Club lately?
Hey, you guys been watching The Mickey Mouse Club lately?
Hey, you guys, it's a lot safer if we...
Hey, you guys, it's a lot safer if we...
Hey, you know, it's not that deep. We can walk across.
Hey, you know, it's not that deep. We can walk across.
Hey, you, kid! What are you doing there? Come over here!
Hey, you, kid! What are you doing there? Come over here!
Hey. Hey, you guys,
Hey. Hey, you guys,
His dad was given to fits of rage.
His dad was given to fits of rage.
His ghost is out walking in the woods.
His ghost is out walking in the woods.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hocked them off my old man's dresser.
Hocked them off my old man's dresser.
Hold on, you guys. Hold on. What is it, man?
Hold on, you guys. Hold on. What is it, man?
Hold still, will you?
Hold still, will you?
How about you?
How about you?
How are we supposed to get across this?
How are we supposed to get across this?
How can that be the end? What kind of an ending is that? What happened to Lardass?
How can that be the end? What kind of an ending is that? What happened to Lardass?
How far do you think it's gonna be?
How far do you think it's gonna be?
I bet you $1,000 they find him before that.
I bet you $1,000 they find him before that.
I bet you anything that if we find him, we'll get our pictures in the paper.
I bet you anything that if we find him, we'll get our pictures in the paper.
I brought a comb.
I brought a comb.
I brought it for you guys, when we get there.
I brought it for you guys, when we get there.
I can see that.
I can see that.
I can't help it.
I can't help it.
I could have dodged it.
I could have dodged it.
I could tell you something about him, but you gotta swear
I could tell you something about him, but you gotta swear
I didn't cry at Denny's funeral.
I didn't cry at Denny's funeral.
I didn't know it was loaded.
I didn't know it was loaded.
I don't know about any "hyboid" gland, but what a blimp!
I don't know about any "hyboid" gland, but what a blimp!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Billy will know I found out.
I don't know. Billy will know I found out.
I don't like this. Sincerely.
I don't like this. Sincerely.
I don't need no babysitter.
I don't need no babysitter.
I don't see your problem.
I don't see your problem.
I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up.
I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up.
I don't want to hear no horror stories. I'm not up for that, man.
I don't want to hear no horror stories. I'm not up for that, man.
I forget the secret knock. Let me in.
I forget the secret knock. Let me in.
I guess for those guys, protecting their mother's good name wasn't a top priority.
I guess for those guys, protecting their mother's good name wasn't a top priority.
I guess I'd have to be pretty hard up, huh?
I guess I'd have to be pretty hard up, huh?
I guess I'm just a pussy, huh?
I guess I'm just a pussy, huh?
I haven't found my pennies yet.
I haven't found my pennies yet.
I heard that Vern got married out of high school, had four kids
I heard that Vern got married out of high school, had four kids
I just get a couple of his hairs and down he goes.
I just get a couple of his hairs and down he goes.
I just got a three day vacation.
I just got a three day vacation.
I just never thought,
I just never thought,
I just want to see it! I just want to see what he looks like.
I just want to see it! I just want to see what he looks like.
I just wish
I just wish
I just wish we never boosted that goddamned Dodge.
I just wish we never boosted that goddamned Dodge.
I knew The $64,000 Question was fixed.
I knew The $64,000 Question was fixed.
I knock.
I knock.
I know he didn't mean to insult me.
I know he didn't mean to insult me.
I know how your dad feels about you. He doesn't give a shit about you.
I know how your dad feels about you. He doesn't give a shit about you.
I know the Back Harlow Road.
I know the Back Harlow Road.
I know who you are. You're Teddy Duchamp.
I know who you are. You're Teddy Duchamp.
I know you didn't mean to insult my friend.
I know you didn't mean to insult my friend.
I know your name.
I know your name.
I know. Two for flinching.
I know. Two for flinching.
I like the ending. The barfing was really good.
I like the ending. The barfing was really good.
I lost a brother in Korea.
I lost a brother in Korea.
I mean, if you tell your folks we're gonna tent out in my back field?
I mean, if you tell your folks we're gonna tent out in my back field?
I mean, what happened?
I mean, what happened?
I mean, you could be a real writer someday, Gordie.
I mean, you could be a real writer someday, Gordie.
I miss him, Chris.
I miss him, Chris.
I promise I won't hock no more dirty books.
I promise I won't hock no more dirty books.
I promise I won't say no more bad swears. I promise I'll eat all my lima beans.
I promise I won't say no more bad swears. I promise I'll eat all my lima beans.
I ran all the way home
I ran all the way home
I really miss him.
I really miss him.
I saw the other day, he was carrying five elephants in one hand.
I saw the other day, he was carrying five elephants in one hand.
I say we go across the field.
I say we go across the field.
I still don't think we should go.
I still don't think we should go.
I suppose this is fun for you.
I suppose this is fun for you.
I think Annette's tits are getting bigger.
I think Annette's tits are getting bigger.
I think Chris is right. Let's go back.
I think Chris is right. Let's go back.
I think she's a lovely girl.
I think she's a lovely girl.
I think we can get some stuff there.
I think we can get some stuff there.
I think we should stick to the tracks.
I think we should stick to the tracks.
I think we should tell the cops.
I think we should tell the cops.
I told you we should have stuck to the tracks.
I told you we should have stuck to the tracks.
I took all that was left in the box.
I took all that was left in the box.
I wanted to share my friends' enthusiasm, but I couldn't.
I wanted to share my friends' enthusiasm, but I couldn't.
I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being.
I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being.
I was just trying to save your life, man.
I was just trying to save your life, man.
I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock.
I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock.
I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back.
I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back.
I wasn't that scared.
I wasn't that scared.
I wish Ace had been with us. We could've told the cops we was in his car.
I wish Ace had been with us. We could've told the cops we was in his car.
I wish the hell I was your dad.
I wish the hell I was your dad.
I won.
I won.
I wondered how Teddy could care so much for his dad who'd practically killed him
I wondered how Teddy could care so much for his dad who'd practically killed him
I'll kill you. I swear to God.
I'll kill you. I swear to God.
I'll see ya.
I'll see ya.
I'll tell you how they're gonna find him.
I'll tell you how they're gonna find him.
I'm crossing here.
I'm crossing here.
I'm French, okay.
I'm French, okay.
I'm gonna be in trouble now. That Tupper babe saw me.
I'm gonna be in trouble now. That Tupper babe saw me.
I'm gonna dodge it.
I'm gonna dodge it.
I'm gonna go look for it. I want to see the ghost.
I'm gonna go look for it. I want to see the ghost.
I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck.
I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck.
I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once.
I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once.
I'm never gonna get out of this town, am I, Gordie?
I'm never gonna get out of this town, am I, Gordie?
I'm no good. My dad said it. I'm no good.
I'm no good. My dad said it. I'm no good.
I'm not going alone. We should all go.
I'm not going alone. We should all go.
I'm not going back.
I'm not going back.
I'm not going in with a lot of pussies, forget it.
I'm not going in with a lot of pussies, forget it.
I'm not sure it should be a good time.
I'm not sure it should be a good time.
I'm sorry if I'm spoiling everybody's good time.
I'm sorry if I'm spoiling everybody's good time.
I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time.
I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time.
I've been noticing lately that the A and the E are starting to bend around the sides.
I've been noticing lately that the A and the E are starting to bend around the sides.
I've never spoken or written of it until just now.
I've never spoken or written of it until just now.
If either one of you assholes had $2,000, I'd kill you both.
If either one of you assholes had $2,000, I'd kill you both.
If I could only have one food for the rest of my life?
If I could only have one food for the rest of my life?
If it'd been one of those douche bags
If it'd been one of those douche bags
If we cut across this field right here, we'll be there in an hour.
If we cut across this field right here, we'll be there in an hour.
If we follow the tracks all the way into Harlow, it'll be about 20 miles.
If we follow the tracks all the way into Harlow, it'll be about 20 miles.
If we were gonna make some real miles before dark.
If we were gonna make some real miles before dark.
In April, my older brother, Dennis, had been killed in a jeep accident.
In April, my older brother, Dennis, had been killed in a jeep accident.
In the end, we decided that an anonymous phone call was the best thing to do.
In the end, we decided that an anonymous phone call was the best thing to do.
In the knowledge that Corporal Teddy Duchamp
In the knowledge that Corporal Teddy Duchamp
Including Chris.
Including Chris.
Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy?
Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy?
Is this the Back Harlow Road?
Is this the Back Harlow Road?
It ain't nothing to us. The kid's dead so it ain't nothing to him, neither.
It ain't nothing to us. The kid's dead so it ain't nothing to him, neither.
It comes to a dead end by the Royal River. The train tracks are right there.
It comes to a dead end by the Royal River. The train tracks are right there.
It happened in the summer of 1959,
It happened in the summer of 1959,
It happens sometimes.
It happens sometimes.
It looks like Lachance has got him this time.
It looks like Lachance has got him this time.
It should have been you, Gordon.
It should have been you, Gordon.
It was almost noon as we set out to find the body of a dead kid named Ray Brower.
It was almost noon as we set out to find the body of a dead kid named Ray Brower.
It was grand.
It was grand.
It was only 2:45, but it felt much later.
It was only 2:45, but it felt much later.
It was too hot and too much had happened.
It was too hot and too much had happened.
It's 1:15.
It's 1:15.
It's 90 KLAM degrees and getting hotter.
It's 90 KLAM degrees and getting hotter.
It's a .45.
It's a .45.
It's a leech. Leeches!
It's a leech. Leeches!
It's about this pie eating contest.
It's about this pie eating contest.
It's asshole if your friends drag you down.
It's asshole if your friends drag you down.
It's baby stuff. Now come on, flip again.
It's baby stuff. Now come on, flip again.
It's best we just keep our mouth shut, and then they can't touch us.
It's best we just keep our mouth shut, and then they can't touch us.
It's boss.
It's boss.
It's in Denny's room.
It's in Denny's room.
It's like God gave you something, man, all those stories that you can make up,
It's like God gave you something, man, all those stories that you can make up,
It's not coyotes. It's his ghost.
It's not coyotes. It's his ghost.
It's nothing. Nothing. It's nothing, right?
It's nothing. Nothing. It's nothing, right?
It's okay, man. It's okay.
It's okay, man. It's okay.
It's spooky sleeping out at night in the woods. You might see a bear.
It's spooky sleeping out at night in the woods. You might see a bear.
It's that Brower kid.
It's that Brower kid.
It's the Bossman Bob Cormier here. It's a beautiful Friday morning in Portland.
It's the Bossman Bob Cormier here. It's a beautiful Friday morning in Portland.
It's the Chordettes, with Lollipop.
It's the Chordettes, with Lollipop.
It's the way the people think of my family in this town.
It's the way the people think of my family in this town.
It's the way they think of me. I'm just one of those low life Chambers kids.
It's the way they think of me. I'm just one of those low life Chambers kids.
It's weird.
It's weird.
It's...
It's...
Jeez, Gordie, how come you didn't get some breakfast stuff like
Jeez, Gordie, how come you didn't get some breakfast stuff like
Jeez, that ending sucks.
Jeez, that ending sucks.
Jesus Christ, Billy. We gotta do something.
Jesus Christ, Billy. We gotta do something.
Jesus Christ, man, if they would have known you
Jesus Christ, man, if they would have known you
Jesus H. bald headed Christ!
Jesus H. bald headed Christ!
Jesus.
Jesus.
Junior high.
Junior high.
Just cool it, you guys. He just fainted.
Just cool it, you guys. He just fainted.
Just like it had knocked the life out of his body.
Just like it had knocked the life out of his body.
Just suppose that I told this story.
Just suppose that I told this story.
Just to say I'm sorry
Just to say I'm sorry
Kids barfed on their parents.
Kids barfed on their parents.
Lachance is fading and it's Chambers at the tape.
Lachance is fading and it's Chambers at the tape.
Last I'd heard he'd spent some time in jail
Last I'd heard he'd spent some time in jail
Legend had it that Milo had trained Chopper not just to sic,
Legend had it that Milo had trained Chopper not just to sic,
Let me catch my breath. I ran all the way from my house.
Let me catch my breath. I ran all the way from my house.
Let's get out of here! Come on!
Let's get out of here! Come on!
Let's play ball.
Let's play ball.
Let's see, how much money have we got?
Let's see, how much money have we got?
Like a log truck coming at you at 100 miles an hour.
Like a log truck coming at you at 100 miles an hour.
Like Charlie Hogan's brother, if he had one.
Like Charlie Hogan's brother, if he had one.
Like if he's really bad, like all cut up and blood and shit all over him,
Like if he's really bad, like all cut up and blood and shit all over him,
Listen I got $1 0 riding on you myself, Billy Boy.
Listen I got $1 0 riding on you myself, Billy Boy.
Listen, Teddy, you can dodge it on the way back, man.
Listen, Teddy, you can dodge it on the way back, man.
Look over there! I see him!
Look over there! I see him!
Look, we could make an anonymous call.
Look, we could make an anonymous call.
Look, you guys can go around if you want to.
Look, you guys can go around if you want to.
Loony, loony, loony.
Loony, loony, loony.
Make your draw, shitheap.
Make your draw, shitheap.
Making ashtrays and birdhouses.
Making ashtrays and birdhouses.
Man, that was the all time train dodge. Too cool.
Man, that was the all time train dodge. Too cool.
Man, that's a plan and a half.
Man, that's a plan and a half.
Maybe he made a bad mistake and looked at your face.
Maybe he made a bad mistake and looked at your face.
Maybe he went home and celebrated with a couple of cheeseburgers.
Maybe he went home and celebrated with a couple of cheeseburgers.
Maybe he's dead.
Maybe he's dead.
Maybe I was sorry, and I tried to give it back.
Maybe I was sorry, and I tried to give it back.
Maybe it's coyotes.
Maybe it's coyotes.
Maybe we should stand guard.
Maybe we should stand guard.
Maybe we should take Gordie back.
Maybe we should take Gordie back.
Maybe you could go into the college courses with me.
Maybe you could go into the college courses with me.
Maybe you will and maybe you won't.
Maybe you will and maybe you won't.
Maybe, just maybe.
Maybe, just maybe.
Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits!
Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits!
Me and my dad used to fish for Cossies out there.
Me and my dad used to fish for Cossies out there.
Me, Chris Chambers, kid brother to Eyeball Chambers.
Me, Chris Chambers, kid brother to Eyeball Chambers.
Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck. Pluto's a dog.
Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck. Pluto's a dog.
Might hear the dread cry, "Chopper, sic balls!"
Might hear the dread cry, "Chopper, sic balls!"
Mighty Mouse is a cartoon.
Mighty Mouse is a cartoon.
Mom, do you know where my canteen is?
Mom, do you know where my canteen is?
Mom?
Mom?
Move it, man! Go on! Move it!
Move it, man! Go on! Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
My dad will hide me anyway, but hell, it's worth a hiding.
My dad will hide me anyway, but hell, it's worth a hiding.
My dad'll think that he used them himself shooting at beer cans while he was drunk.
My dad'll think that he used them himself shooting at beer cans while he was drunk.
Next, a newcomer to the Pie Eat, but one we expect
Next, a newcomer to the Pie Eat, but one we expect
Nine months, man.
Nine months, man.
No hard feelings, okay?
No hard feelings, okay?
No one even asked me if I took the milk money that time.
No one even asked me if I took the milk money that time.
No one gets out of a sleeper hold.
No one gets out of a sleeper hold.
No problem.
No problem.
No shit. She looks like a Thanksgiving turkey.
No shit. She looks like a Thanksgiving turkey.
No sign of the enemy. The fort is secure.
No sign of the enemy. The fort is secure.
No way, Ace! Not this time, man. No way!
No way, Ace! Not this time, man. No way!
No way, man.
No way, man.
No way, man.
No way, man.
No, Ace, just you.
No, Ace, just you.
No, but this is.
No, but this is.
No, I'm gonna kill him!
No, I'm gonna kill him!
No, let's go again.
No, let's go again.
No, man, a goocher. That's really bad.
No, man, a goocher. That's really bad.
No, really, I wasn't. Sincerely.
No, really, I wasn't. Sincerely.
No, Vern, there is something on your neck.
No, Vern, there is something on your neck.
No, Vern, they just let him in.
No, Vern, they just let him in.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Nobody will care
Nobody will care
Nobody, never. You dig me?
Nobody, never. You dig me?
None of us could breathe.
None of us could breathe.
Not Billy and Charlie Hogan, and the boosted car.
Not Billy and Charlie Hogan, and the boosted car.
Not even when the ladies leave the seat down.
Not even when the ladies leave the seat down.
Not if I see you first.
Not if I see you first.
Not me. Gordie?
Not me. Gordie?
Not this way, Teddy.
Not this way, Teddy.
Not where they're looking.
Not where they're looking.
Nothing like a smoke after a meal.
Nothing like a smoke after a meal.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now I feel a whole lot better about this.
Now I feel a whole lot better about this.
Now they know we don't got no car.
Now they know we don't got no car.
Now you see I'm talking to the boy, don't you?
Now you see I'm talking to the boy, don't you?
Now, he said, "Sic him, boy."
Now, he said, "Sic him, boy."
Now, I'm gonna state mine.
Now, I'm gonna state mine.
Now, see, that's what I'm talking about. Football takes concentration.
Now, see, that's what I'm talking about. Football takes concentration.
Now, the next contestant in the Great Tri County Pie Eat
Now, the next contestant in the Great Tri County Pie Eat
Odd man goes.
Odd man goes.
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris.
Oh, gee thanks, Dad.
Oh, gee thanks, Dad.
Oh, great, great story.
Oh, great, great story.
Oh, great, you brought the comb.
Oh, great, you brought the comb.
Oh, it is.
Oh, it is.
Oh, Jesus, man, that's a goocher.
Oh, Jesus, man, that's a goocher.
Oh, man, wait till you hear this.
Oh, man, wait till you hear this.
Oh, man, you guys are not gonna believe this. This is so boss.
Oh, man, you guys are not gonna believe this. This is so boss.
Oh, man, you should have seen your face. Damn, that was cool!
Oh, man, you should have seen your face. Damn, that was cool!
Oh, man! Oh, no, man!
Oh, man! Oh, no, man!
Oh, my God, I got him.
Oh, my God, I got him.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit, Chris.
Oh, shit, Chris.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Did anybody bring anything?
Oh, shit! Did anybody bring anything?
Oh, that's it, Chambers. You just signed your own death warrant.
Oh, that's it, Chambers. You just signed your own death warrant.
Oh, we will.
Oh, we will.
Oh, we will. Don't you worry.
Oh, we will. Don't you worry.
Oh, who gives a fuck anyway?
Oh, who gives a fuck anyway?
Oh, yeah, my cousin's like that. Sincerely.
Oh, yeah, my cousin's like that. Sincerely.
Okay, Chambers, you little faggot. This is your last chance.
Okay, Chambers, you little faggot. This is your last chance.
Okay, forget it. I don't have to tell you nothing.
Okay, forget it. I don't have to tell you nothing.
Okay, great, you won't believe this, sincerely.
Okay, great, you won't believe this, sincerely.
Okay, I'll be right there.
Okay, I'll be right there.
Okay, then you won't mind if we check the seat of
Okay, then you won't mind if we check the seat of
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Old Gordie just screwed the pooch.
Old Gordie just screwed the pooch.
On your mother's good name
On your mother's good name
One apiece for after supper.
One apiece for after supper.
One of them pulled a knife.
One of them pulled a knife.
Or a garbage can.
Or a garbage can.
Or fudging on our folks
Or fudging on our folks
Or going on a hike up the railroad tracks to Harlow. He meant those things, but
Or going on a hike up the railroad tracks to Harlow. He meant those things, but
Or you stay and we beat the shit out of you.
Or you stay and we beat the shit out of you.
Paratroopers, over the side!
Paratroopers, over the side!
Peace.
Peace.
People ever tell you that?
People ever tell you that?
Pinkie swear?
Pinkie swear?
Pinkie swear.
Pinkie swear.
Piss up a rope.
Piss up a rope.
Principal John Wiggins.
Principal John Wiggins.
Principal John Wiggins.
Principal John Wiggins.
Quarterback, he played.
Quarterback, he played.
Quidacioluo's is at the end of that little road that goes by the junkyard.
Quidacioluo's is at the end of that little road that goes by the junkyard.
Rank out!
Rank out!
Ray Brower's body was found,
Ray Brower's body was found,
Relaxing with my thoughts.
Relaxing with my thoughts.
Remember the time you saved him in the tree?
Remember the time you saved him in the tree?
Right here's cool.
Right here's cool.
Right.
Right.
Run, Gordie, run! Run, Gordie!
Run, Gordie, run! Run, Gordie!
Run!
Run!
Run. Run, man! Move your ass, man!
Run. Run, man! Move your ass, man!
Screw you guys. Forget it.
Screw you guys. Forget it.
See you in junior high.
See you in junior high.
See you later, girls.
See you later, girls.
Seven cents, Vern?
Seven cents, Vern?
Shame what happened to him.
Shame what happened to him.
She weighs over 300 pounds. Supposed to be a "hyboid" gland or something.
She weighs over 300 pounds. Supposed to be a "hyboid" gland or something.
She's a Catholic, man. They're all like that.
She's a Catholic, man. They're all like that.
Shit, Gordie, she thought it was firecrackers.
Shit, Gordie, she thought it was firecrackers.
Shit, I'm out. God damn it!
Shit, I'm out. God damn it!
Shit, man! Shit!
Shit, man! Shit!
Shit, Vern!
Shit, Vern!
Shit, when are they gonna give up?
Shit, when are they gonna give up?
Shit. This wasn't my idea. It was Vern's idea. Why didn't you bring something?
Shit. This wasn't my idea. It was Vern's idea. Why didn't you bring something?
Shouldn't have gone for a wooden one.
Shouldn't have gone for a wooden one.
Shut up, Teddy, and keep your eyes peeled.
Shut up, Teddy, and keep your eyes peeled.
Shut up, Teddy.
Shut up, Teddy.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up.
Shut up.
Sic balls.
Sic balls.
Sixty cents from Teddy.
Sixty cents from Teddy.
Skin it.
Skin it.
Skin it.
Skin it.
Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach.
Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach.
Smaller.
Smaller.
So let's just say that I stole the milk money, but old lady Simons stole it back from me.
So let's just say that I stole the milk money, but old lady Simons stole it back from me.
So what are you pissing and moaning about, Verno?
So what are you pissing and moaning about, Verno?
So, what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick?
So, what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick?
Something good like that.
Something good like that.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Somewhere under those bushes was the rest of Ray Brower.
Somewhere under those bushes was the rest of Ray Brower.
Son of a bitch! My little brother.
Son of a bitch! My little brother.
Sorry, Vern.
Sorry, Vern.
Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could've gotten more
Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could've gotten more
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sound about right to you, Gordie?
Sound about right to you, Gordie?
Sounds like a woman screaming.
Sounds like a woman screaming.
Stand back, men!
Stand back, men!
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.
Superman is a real guy. No way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Superman is a real guy. No way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Sure they are. A thief and two feebs.
Sure they are. A thief and two feebs.
Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass.
Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. He must have started walking on the train tracks
Sure. He must have started walking on the train tracks
Take no prisoners!
Take no prisoners!
Teddy Duchamp was the craziest guy we hung around with.
Teddy Duchamp was the craziest guy we hung around with.
Teddy knew I took it.
Teddy knew I took it.
Teddy tried several times to get into the army, but his eyes and his ear kept him out.
Teddy tried several times to get into the army, but his eyes and his ear kept him out.
Teddy, you and Vern watch the left side of the tracks.
Teddy, you and Vern watch the left side of the tracks.
Teddy's crazy.
Teddy's crazy.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
That could take till dark.
That could take till dark.
That I could go someplace where nobody knows me.
That I could go someplace where nobody knows me.
That was the one thing I kept to myself.
That was the one thing I kept to myself.
That you won't tell anybody.
That you won't tell anybody.
That'll be the day.
That'll be the day.
That's Chopper?
That's Chopper?
That's easy. Pez.
That's easy. Pez.
That's not the secret knock.
That's not the secret knock.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's pussy.
That's pussy.
That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
That's when a cigarette tastes best, after supper.
That's when a cigarette tastes best, after supper.
That's when Lardass' plan really started to work.
That's when Lardass' plan really started to work.
That's why I'm gonna give him the opportunity of taking it back.
That's why I'm gonna give him the opportunity of taking it back.
That's you, Gordie, odd as a cod.
That's you, Gordie, odd as a cod.
The "pile of shit" has 1,000 eyes.
The "pile of shit" has 1,000 eyes.
The Bible says, "In the midst of life we are in death."
The Bible says, "In the midst of life we are in death."
The Bossman himself, Bob Cormier!
The Bossman himself, Bob Cormier!
The Bossman himself, Bob Cormier!
The Bossman himself, Bob Cormier!
The Brower kid must be around here someplace.
The Brower kid must be around here someplace.
The crowd goes wild.
The crowd goes wild.
The dogfaces rested easy
The dogfaces rested easy
The Donelley twins barfed on each other.
The Donelley twins barfed on each other.
The four time champion, our own Bill Travis.
The four time champion, our own Bill Travis.
The greatest revenge idea a kid ever had.
The greatest revenge idea a kid ever had.
The kid was dead.
The kid was dead.
The kid wasn't sick.
The kid wasn't sick.
The kid wasn't sleeping.
The kid wasn't sleeping.
The kid's gone. They're never gonna find him.
The kid's gone. They're never gonna find him.
The kind of talk that seemed important until you discover girls.
The kind of talk that seemed important until you discover girls.
The main guy of the story is this fat kid that nobody likes, named Davie Hogan.
The main guy of the story is this fat kid that nobody likes, named Davie Hogan.
The missing 12 year old Ray Brower.
The missing 12 year old Ray Brower.
The most feared and least seen dog in Castle Rock.
The most feared and least seen dog in Castle Rock.
The most.
The most.
The police have expanded their efforts to include Motton,
The police have expanded their efforts to include Motton,
The train had knocked Ray Brower out of his Keds,
The train had knocked Ray Brower out of his Keds,
The train must have hit him.
The train must have hit him.
The women in the audience screamed.
The women in the audience screamed.
Then down the Back Harlow Road. We'll be there by sundown.
Then down the Back Harlow Road. We'll be there by sundown.
Then he runs away and he joins the Texas Rangers. How about that?
Then he runs away and he joins the Texas Rangers. How about that?
Then if you gentlemen don't mind, I'd like to finish this game
Then if you gentlemen don't mind, I'd like to finish this game
Then we say we're going over to the drag races the next day.
Then we say we're going over to the drag races the next day.
There he is! I see him! Look!
There he is! I see him! Look!
There were only 1,281 people, but to me it was the whole world.
There were only 1,281 people, but to me it was the whole world.
There.
There.
There's no way anybody could know that much about opera.
There's no way anybody could know that much about opera.
They just keep wagon training.
They just keep wagon training.
They trace those calls, stupid. I seen it on Highway Patrol and on Dragnet.
They trace those calls, stupid. I seen it on Highway Patrol and on Dragnet.
They won't let me.
They won't let me.
They'll know we didn't go to the drag races. We'll get hided.
They'll know we didn't go to the drag races. We'll get hided.
They'll probably pin a medal on you, Vern.
They'll probably pin a medal on you, Vern.
They're gonna want to know how the hell we got way out on Back Harlow Road.
They're gonna want to know how the hell we got way out on Back Harlow Road.
They're on me!
They're on me!
This is big time, baby.
This is big time, baby.
This is great. What are we supposed to do? Eat our feet?
This is great. What are we supposed to do? Eat our feet?
This is my age.
This is my age.
This is not funny. What am I supposed to eat?
This is not funny. What am I supposed to eat?
This is really a good time.
This is really a good time.
This, my friend, is for you.
This, my friend, is for you.
Three days before, he'd gone out to pick blueberries and nobody had seen him since.
Three days before, he'd gone out to pick blueberries and nobody had seen him since.
Thus, a kid who had illegally scaled the junkyard fence
Thus, a kid who had illegally scaled the junkyard fence
Too cool, too cool! Very cool! Very, very cool! Yes!
Too cool, too cool! Very cool! Very, very cool! Yes!
Train coming.
Train coming.
Train dodge. Dig it?
Train dodge. Dig it?
Train!
Train!
Twenty nine.
Twenty nine.
Twenty two.
Twenty two.
Twinkies, and Pez, and root beer?
Twinkies, and Pez, and root beer?
Two for flinching.
Two for flinching.
Two for flinching.
Two for flinching.
Two for flinching. Do you like it? Do you like it? Two for flinching.
Two for flinching. Do you like it? Do you like it? Two for flinching.
Underneath his house.
Underneath his house.
Until eventually they became just two more faces in the halls.
Until eventually they became just two more faces in the halls.
Up the ladder with another platter, it's Bobby Day with Rockin' Robin.
Up the ladder with another platter, it's Bobby Day with Rockin' Robin.
Vern didn't just mean being off limits inside the junkyard
Vern didn't just mean being off limits inside the junkyard
Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months.
Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months.
Vern, there's something on your neck.
Vern, there's something on your neck.
Vern, you little son of a whore.
Vern, you little son of a whore.
Vern?
Vern?
Vern.
Vern.
Vern.
Vern.
Vern.
Vern.
Verno, nobody believes that crap about moons and goochers.
Verno, nobody believes that crap about moons and goochers.
Wagon Train is a really cool show,
Wagon Train is a really cool show,
Walking, talking Jesus!
Walking, talking Jesus!
Want some more?
Want some more?
Was always held in high regard.
Was always held in high regard.
Was anywhere in sight.
Was anywhere in sight.
Was starting to become an obsession.
Was starting to become an obsession.
Was that Lardass wasn't really interested in winning.
Was that Lardass wasn't really interested in winning.
We all understood what Vern meant right away.
We all understood what Vern meant right away.
We barely spoke.
We barely spoke.
We better start running, Eyeball. They got dibs.
We better start running, Eyeball. They got dibs.
We could go down to the Route 136 bridge.
We could go down to the Route 136 bridge.
We could go out to Route 7 to the Shiloh Church,
We could go out to Route 7 to the Shiloh Church,
We earned him, man. You guys came in a car. That's not fair. He's ours.
We earned him, man. You guys came in a car. That's not fair. He's ours.
We found him. We got dibs.
We found him. We got dibs.
We go across here, we can get to the same place in 10 minutes.
We go across here, we can get to the same place in 10 minutes.
We go up with a whole bunch of fishing gear,
We go up with a whole bunch of fishing gear,
We had all followed the Ray Brower story very closely,
We had all followed the Ray Brower story very closely,
We have to fill up at the junkyard. My dad said it's a safe well.
We have to fill up at the junkyard. My dad said it's a safe well.
We headed home. And although many thoughts raced through our minds,
We headed home. And although many thoughts raced through our minds,
We interrupt to bring you an update on the search for
We interrupt to bring you an update on the search for
We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going.
We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going.
We only played three innings. That'd be a non official game.
We only played three innings. That'd be a non official game.
We showed him. Thought we were a bunch of pussies.
We showed him. Thought we were a bunch of pussies.
We talked into the night.
We talked into the night.
We walked through the night and made it back to Castle Rock
We walked through the night and made it back to Castle Rock
We were gonna have to get moving
We were gonna have to get moving
We were supposed to be heroes.
We were supposed to be heroes.
We weren't even close to the Royal River yet.
We weren't even close to the Royal River yet.
We'd better go get the food. Junkyard opens at 3:00.
We'd better go get the food. Junkyard opens at 3:00.
We'd only been gone two days, but somehow the town seemed different,
We'd only been gone two days, but somehow the town seemed different,
We'll all be in the shop courses with the rest of the retards
We'll all be in the shop courses with the rest of the retards
We'll all tell our folks we're tenting out in your back field.
We'll all tell our folks we're tenting out in your back field.
We're back here with The Bossman, Bob Cormier.
We're back here with The Bossman, Bob Cormier.
We're gonna be on every radio and TV show in the country.
We're gonna be on every radio and TV show in the country.
We're gonna die, damn it! Get up!
We're gonna die, damn it! Get up!
We're gonna get you for this.
We're gonna get you for this.
We're not gonna forget this, if that's what you're thinking.
We're not gonna forget this, if that's what you're thinking.
We're rock solid until dinner tomorrow night.
We're rock solid until dinner tomorrow night.
Well, $2.37 is not bad.
Well, $2.37 is not bad.
Well, guys, I better get home before my mom puts me on the "1 0 Most Wanted List."
Well, guys, I better get home before my mom puts me on the "1 0 Most Wanted List."
Well, he wasn't!
Well, he wasn't!
Well, I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I was under the porch digging, you know?
Well, I was under the porch digging, you know?
Well, if we get on TV we want to look good, don't we?
Well, if we get on TV we want to look good, don't we?
Well, not anymore.
Well, not anymore.
Well, see you in school.
Well, see you in school.
Well, the one I've been thinking about is kind of different.
Well, the one I've been thinking about is kind of different.
Well, then you're an asshole.
Well, then you're an asshole.
Well, this kid, he's our age, but he's fat. Real fat.
Well, this kid, he's our age, but he's fat. Real fat.
Were under there, they would've killed you.
Were under there, they would've killed you.
What a surprise! The king of the pussies wants to go back, too.
What a surprise! The king of the pussies wants to go back, too.
What a wet end you are, Lachance.
What a wet end you are, Lachance.
What about him?
What about him?
What am I supposed to do? Think of everything? I brought the comb.
What am I supposed to do? Think of everything? I brought the comb.
What are you going to do, shoot us all?
What are you going to do, shoot us all?
What are you talking about? Why would that happen?
What are you talking about? Why would that happen?
What are you? His mother?
What are you? His mother?
What did you call me?
What did you call me?
What do we need a comb for?
What do we need a comb for?
What do we need a pistol for, anyway?
What do we need a pistol for, anyway?
What do you care what a fat old pile of shit like him says about your dad?
What do you care what a fat old pile of shit like him says about your dad?
What do you do?
What do you do?
What do you mean, "What happened?" That's the end.
What do you mean, "What happened?" That's the end.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you need a comb for? You don't even have any hair.
What do you need a comb for? You don't even have any hair.
What do you say, kid?
What do you say, kid?
What he wanted was revenge.
What he wanted was revenge.
What is it, Chris?
What is it, Chris?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What the audience didn't know,
What the audience didn't know,
What the fuck do you know about this?
What the fuck do you know about this?
What the hell is Goofy?
What the hell is Goofy?
What time is it, Gordie?
What time is it, Gordie?
What?
What?
What? Are you crazy? That's five miles down the river.
What? Are you crazy? That's five miles down the river.
What? What did I say?
What? What did I say?
What'll we tell our folks?
What'll we tell our folks?
What's asshole about wanting to be with your friends?
What's asshole about wanting to be with your friends?
What's Goofy?
What's Goofy?
What's so funny? Come on. I've got 30, what have you got?
What's so funny? Come on. I've got 30, what have you got?
What's with you homos? You've been acting psycho all day.
What's with you homos? You've been acting psycho all day.
Whatever's between you and your old man, he can't change that.
Whatever's between you and your old man, he can't change that.
Where's the B.A.R.? Come on, men, move it out!
Where's the B.A.R.? Come on, men, move it out!
Who hadn't laid a hand on me since I was three.
Who hadn't laid a hand on me since I was three.
Whoever told you, you had a fat one, Lachance?
Whoever told you, you had a fat one, Lachance?
Why can't you have friends like Denny's?
Why can't you have friends like Denny's?
Why did Denny have to die? Why?
Why did Denny have to die? Why?
Why did he have to die, Chris?
Why did he have to die, Chris?
Why did you have to die?
Why did you have to die?
Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?
Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?
Why don't you guys just go over there and look for some branches, okay?
Why don't you guys just go over there and look for some branches, okay?
Why don't you make it so that Lardass goes home
Why don't you make it so that Lardass goes home
Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole?
Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole?
Why don't you tell us one about Sergeant Steele and his battling leathernecks?
Why don't you tell us one about Sergeant Steele and his battling leathernecks?
Why not? You're smart enough.
Why not? You're smart enough.
Why? Who cares?
Why? Who cares?
Wind up pissing on his bones.
Wind up pissing on his bones.
With a loony for a father.
With a loony for a father.
With Ace and Eyeball.
With Ace and Eyeball.
With our stomachs rumbling, we pressed on toward the Royal River.
With our stomachs rumbling, we pressed on toward the Royal River.
Would be a good fight, though.
Would be a good fight, though.
Would you hold still? You're making me fuck up the snake part.
Would you hold still? You're making me fuck up the snake part.
Yeah,
Yeah,
Yeah, but if a train comes, there's nowheres to go.
Yeah, but if a train comes, there's nowheres to go.
Yeah, but you're going to be stupid for the rest of your life.
Yeah, but you're going to be stupid for the rest of your life.
Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore.
Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore.
Yeah, come on, man, we're gonna be famous.
Yeah, come on, man, we're gonna be famous.
Yeah, forget it.
Yeah, forget it.
Yeah, I cherish these moments.
Yeah, I cherish these moments.
Yeah, I got $1 .02.
Yeah, I got $1 .02.
Yeah, I swear.
Yeah, I swear.
Yeah, I swear.
Yeah, I swear.
Yeah, I think he's right.
Yeah, I think he's right.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I took it. You knew I took it.
Yeah, I took it. You knew I took it.
Yeah, I'd like to see you try and climb over this fence and get me, fat ass!
Yeah, I'd like to see you try and climb over this fence and get me, fat ass!
Yeah, it might even be 30.
Yeah, it might even be 30.
Yeah, it's a great story, Gordie. I just didn't like the ending.
Yeah, it's a great story, Gordie. I just didn't like the ending.
Yeah, maybe you could go without us?
Yeah, maybe you could go without us?
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, right, I'm not falling for that one, Lachance.
Yeah, right, I'm not falling for that one, Lachance.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right. Go on, Gordie. It's a swell story.
Yeah, right. Go on, Gordie. It's a swell story.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that is weird.
Yeah, that is weird.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah, well, your brother, Denny, sure could play football.
Yeah, well, your brother, Denny, sure could play football.
Yeah, you think so?
Yeah, you think so?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. He won't live to be 20, I bet.
Yeah. He won't live to be 20, I bet.
Yeah. Yeah, right.
Yeah. Yeah, right.
Yes, but so what? Everybody's weird.
Yes, but so what? Everybody's weird.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
You ain't gonna tell nobody.
You ain't gonna tell nobody.
You ain't got the sack to shoot a woodchuck.
You ain't got the sack to shoot a woodchuck.
You are history, guy. History!
You are history, guy. History!
You better pace yourself, if you want to hold out, boy.
You better pace yourself, if you want to hold out, boy.
You big... Okay, okay, I take it back. I take it back.
You big... Okay, okay, I take it back. I take it back.
You call my dad a loony again and I'll kill you.
You call my dad a loony again and I'll kill you.
You can do anything you want, man.
You can do anything you want, man.
You can't quit.
You can't quit.
You come back here.
You come back here.
You come on and try it, you little slimy bastard.
You come on and try it, you little slimy bastard.
You didn't deal yourself no pat hand.
You didn't deal yourself no pat hand.
You die, Chambers!
You die, Chambers!
You do, too.
You do, too.
You don't go squawking to the cops after you boosted a car, you idiot.
You don't go squawking to the cops after you boosted a car, you idiot.
You either leave quietly and we take the body
You either leave quietly and we take the body
You flinched! Two for flinching.
You flinched! Two for flinching.
You found it.
You found it.
You found it.
You found it.
You four eyed pile of shit.
You four eyed pile of shit.
You four eyed psycho!
You four eyed psycho!
You get away, man.
You get away, man.
You go. You could pick us up on the way back.
You go. You could pick us up on the way back.
You gonna flip or not?
You gonna flip or not?
You got any more, Gordie?
You got any more, Gordie?
You got it, pal.
You got it, pal.
You got to, man. Sincerely, you won't believe this. Can you, Gordie?
You got to, man. Sincerely, you won't believe this. Can you, Gordie?
You guys are acting like my grandmother having a conniption fit.
You guys are acting like my grandmother having a conniption fit.
You guys have two choices.
You guys have two choices.
You guys want to go see a dead body?
You guys want to go see a dead body?
You guys win. I don't want to play no more.
You guys win. I don't want to play no more.
You hang with us, you'll just be another wise guy with shit for brains.
You hang with us, you'll just be another wise guy with shit for brains.
You keyhole peeping bung. I ought to beat the living shit out of you.
You keyhole peeping bung. I ought to beat the living shit out of you.
You kids, stop teasing that dog! You hear me? Stop teasing him!
You kids, stop teasing that dog! You hear me? Stop teasing him!
You know what that means.
You know what that means.
You know, I dream about that sometimes.
You know, I dream about that sometimes.
You know, like all guts and eyeballs all ready to jump and grab...
You know, like all guts and eyeballs all ready to jump and grab...
You let him beat you, you cock knocker.
You let him beat you, you cock knocker.
You liar! You ain't got no pat hand.
You liar! You ain't got no pat hand.
You look like your brother Denny.
You look like your brother Denny.
You lose, Gordie.
You lose, Gordie.
You mean, you didn't bring anything, either?
You mean, you didn't bring anything, either?
You might even write about us guys, if you ever get hard up for material.
You might even write about us guys, if you ever get hard up for material.
You okay, Gordie?
You okay, Gordie?
You play football?
You play football?
You ready for school?
You ready for school?
You remember when Clint Bracken and those guys
You remember when Clint Bracken and those guys
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
You start in on the girls and his mind's all over the place.
You start in on the girls and his mind's all over the place.
You tell your folks you're sleeping over at Teddy's.
You tell your folks you're sleeping over at Teddy's.
You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
You tried to give it back?
You tried to give it back?
You tried to kill yourself.
You tried to kill yourself.
You use your left hand or your right hand for that?
You use your left hand or your right hand for that?
You walk five miles down the river, you gotta walk five miles back.
You walk five miles down the river, you gotta walk five miles back.
You want to be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid?
You want to be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid?
You want to get laid you gotta get yourself a Protestant.
You want to get laid you gotta get yourself a Protestant.
You want to kill yourself? Is that what you want, God damn it?
You want to kill yourself? Is that what you want, God damn it?
You wasn't planning on taking the body from us, was you, boys?
You wasn't planning on taking the body from us, was you, boys?
You watch your mouth, smart guy. Let him do his own fighting.
You watch your mouth, smart guy. Let him do his own fighting.
You were dreaming.
You were dreaming.
You wish.
You wish.
You won't believe it. It's unbelievable.
You won't believe it. It's unbelievable.
You wouldn't be going around talking about taking these stupid shop courses if I was.
You wouldn't be going around talking about taking these stupid shop courses if I was.
You, come back here, God damn it! I'll sic my dog on you.
You, come back here, God damn it! I'll sic my dog on you.
You'll be taking your college courses, and me, Teddy and Vern,
You'll be taking your college courses, and me, Teddy and Vern,
You're a real asshole, you know that?
You're a real asshole, you know that?
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're down to your ride, pal.
You're down to your ride, pal.
You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie.
You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie.
You're gonna have to kill me, Ace.
You're gonna have to kill me, Ace.
You're gonna meet a lot of new guys. Smart guys.
You're gonna meet a lot of new guys. Smart guys.
You're just a kid, Gordie.
You're just a kid, Gordie.
You're Lachance. I know all you guys.
You're Lachance. I know all you guys.
You're not taking him. Nobody's taking him.
You're not taking him. Nobody's taking him.
You're up, Billy. Move it.
You're up, Billy. Move it.
You've stated your position clearly.
You've stated your position clearly.
Your brother's not very polite, Eyeball.
Your brother's not very polite, Eyeball.
Your dad's a loony.
Your dad's a loony.
Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant.
Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant.
Your Jockeys for Hershey squirts, will you?
Your Jockeys for Hershey squirts, will you?
2300 hours. Corporal Teddy Duchamp stands guard.
2300 hours. Corporal Teddy Duchamp stands guard.
All right. Gordie?
All right. Gordie?
And, you know, this one time... Will you shut up, Vern?
And, you know, this one time... Will you shut up, Vern?
Annette's tits are great. Yeah.
Annette's tits are great. Yeah.
Are we gonna tell him? We're not gonna tell nobody.
Are we gonna tell him? We're not gonna tell nobody.
Are you all right, young man? Hey, Lardass, how was your trip?
Are you all right, young man? Hey, Lardass, how was your trip?
Besides, me and Billy found him first. Yeah, Vern told us how you found him.
Besides, me and Billy found him first. Yeah, Vern told us how you found him.
Biggest one in four counties. Yeah.
Biggest one in four counties. Yeah.
Bullshit! Bulltrue!
Bullshit! Bulltrue!
But, Denny, this is your Yankee cap. No, this is your Yankee cap.
But, Denny, this is your Yankee cap. No, this is your Yankee cap.
Come on, man, stop it, you're hurting him. You bastard! Let go, man.
Come on, man, stop it, you're hurting him. You bastard! Let go, man.
Come on, man. I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!
Come on, man. I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!
Come on, man. What is it?
Come on, man. What is it?
Come on, man. Come on. No, no!
Come on, man. Come on. No, no!
Come on, Teddy. No.
Come on, Teddy. No.
Come on, Vern. That doesn't mean anything.
Come on, Vern. That doesn't mean anything.
Come on, Verno. Come on, Verno.
Come on, Verno. Come on, Verno.
Come on, you guys. Break it up. Stop it. Stop it!
Come on, you guys. Break it up. Stop it. Stop it!
Come on, you guys. I don't wanna do this. Pile on!
Come on, you guys. I don't wanna do this. Pile on!
Cut it out! Take it back.
Cut it out! Take it back.
Dad, may I please have the potatoes? Dorothy, don't talk to the boy about girls.
Dad, may I please have the potatoes? Dorothy, don't talk to the boy about girls.
Definitely. No, man, seriously.
Definitely. No, man, seriously.
Dennis, when you're out there tomorrow... Pop, did you read the story Gordie wrote?
Dennis, when you're out there tomorrow... Pop, did you read the story Gordie wrote?
Fall back, Ace. Come on, don't fuck around.
Fall back, Ace. Come on, don't fuck around.
Get him away from that man. You little foul mouthed whoremaster.
Get him away from that man. You little foul mouthed whoremaster.
Go for it, Vince. Go for it. You want to race? Oh, yeah?
Go for it, Vince. Go for it. You want to race? Oh, yeah?
Gordo. Hey, man.
Gordo. Hey, man.
He hates me. No.
He hates me. No.
He stormed the beach, you faggot! Come back here.
He stormed the beach, you faggot! Come back here.
Honest. You swear?
Honest. You swear?
How much? A bazillion.
How much? A bazillion.
I don't know, Pop. Dad, could I have the potatoes?
I don't know, Pop. Dad, could I have the potatoes?
I hate this shortcut. "I hate this shortcut."
I hate this shortcut. "I hate this shortcut."
I knock. Shit.
I knock. Shit.
I knock. What?
I knock. What?
I might have nightmares. Come on, Vern.
I might have nightmares. Come on, Vern.
I thought it was great. I don't want you interrupting me.
I thought it was great. I don't want you interrupting me.
I'm kind of tired. Go! You're a dead man, Lachance!
I'm kind of tired. Go! You're a dead man, Lachance!
Is it loaded? Hell, no. What do you think I am?
Is it loaded? Hell, no. What do you think I am?
Is it loaded? Hell, no. What do you think I am?
Is it loaded? Hell, no. What do you think I am?
Is this thing on? Can you hear me? Yeah!
Is this thing on? Can you hear me? Yeah!
It should have been me. Don't say that, man.
It should have been me. Don't say that, man.
It should have been me. Don't say that.
It should have been me. Don't say that.
it's not gonna make a difference. Yeah.
it's not gonna make a difference. Yeah.
It's stupid. It's a stupid waste of time. That's your dad talking.
It's stupid. It's a stupid waste of time. That's your dad talking.
It's... Boss!
It's... Boss!
Jesus Christ, Ace! Fall back, man! What are you doing?
Jesus Christ, Ace! Fall back, man! What are you doing?
Jesus! Jesus!
Jesus! Jesus!
Lardass! Lardass!
Lardass! Lardass!
Lardass! Lardass!
Lardass! Lardass!
Let's go. Yeah, let's go.
Let's go. Yeah, let's go.
Let's go. We're gonna get... Hey, you guys, wait up for me!
Let's go. We're gonna get... Hey, you guys, wait up for me!
Meet a lot of pussies is what you mean. No, man.
Meet a lot of pussies is what you mean. No, man.
My father stormed the beach at Normandy. I said come back here!
My father stormed the beach at Normandy. I said come back here!
No way. Hell, no.
No way. Hell, no.
No, I don't think so. Right to the pump, man. Come on.
No, I don't think so. Right to the pump, man. Come on.
Nobody ranks out my old man. Come back here.
Nobody ranks out my old man. Come back here.
Not if Chopper's there. If Chopper's there we'll send you in.
Not if Chopper's there. If Chopper's there we'll send you in.
Oh, come on. Yeah, come on, Gordo.
Oh, come on. Yeah, come on, Gordo.
Oh, my God! Leeches!
Oh, my God! Leeches!
Oh, my God! They're all over my legs! They're on your back!
Oh, my God! They're all over my legs! They're on your back!
On your mother's name? Yeah.
On your mother's name? Yeah.
Run, God damn it, run! Run, run, run!
Run, God damn it, run! Run, run, run!
Shit. Take it back, kid.
Shit. Take it back, kid.
Shut up, Vern. God damn it! Come on, Vern.
Shut up, Vern. God damn it! Come on, Vern.
Sleeper hold. Sleeper hold. Stop it. I'm serious.
Sleeper hold. Sleeper hold. Stop it. I'm serious.
Stop calling me that. What, "Pussy"? Pussy!
Stop calling me that. What, "Pussy"? Pussy!
Stop it, come on! Come on, Teddy, act your age.
Stop it, come on! Come on, Teddy, act your age.
Stop it, man! Cut it out! Take it back, kid.
Stop it, man! Cut it out! Take it back, kid.
Stop it! Pussy!
Stop it! Pussy!
Stop it. You like it, huh, Teddy?
Stop it. You like it, huh, Teddy?
Teddy, cut it out, okay? I'm trying to sleep.
Teddy, cut it out, okay? I'm trying to sleep.
Teddy, it's 100 feet. Yeah, Teddy.
Teddy, it's 100 feet. Yeah, Teddy.
Teddy? Yeah?
Teddy? Yeah?
Thanks a lot. Sure thing.
Thanks a lot. Sure thing.
That was really fine. You knew it was loaded, you wet end!
That was really fine. You knew it was loaded, you wet end!
That's a lot of thinking, Vern. Thanks.
That's a lot of thinking, Vern. Thanks.
That's it. Your ass is grass! Hold it.
That's it. Your ass is grass! Hold it.
That's what I hear, Son. Are you going to see Jane after the game?
That's what I hear, Son. Are you going to see Jane after the game?
They're not taking him. Come on, man, this is crazy.
They're not taking him. Come on, man, this is crazy.
They're not taking him. He's got a knife, man.
They're not taking him. He's got a knife, man.
This is the way I like to do it. Fine.
This is the way I like to do it. Fine.
Too cool! Too cool! Man, that was the best, just the best.
Too cool! Too cool! Man, that was the best, just the best.
Vern Tessio dies! No, Teddy, you're gonna die!
Vern Tessio dies! No, Teddy, you're gonna die!
Vern, you gotta go faster! I can't, Gordie!
Vern, you gotta go faster! I can't, Gordie!
was protecting all that was dear to them. Teddy.
was protecting all that was dear to them. Teddy.
We saw him. So?
We saw him. So?
We use you as a raft. Very funny.
We use you as a raft. Very funny.
We'll be heroes. Yeah.
We'll be heroes. Yeah.
We'll take the right. All right.
We'll take the right. All right.
Well, asshole... Hey, what's the big deal?
Well, asshole... Hey, what's the big deal?
What are you, cracked? Why not?
What are you, cracked? Why not?
Where'd you get this? Hocked it from my old man's bureau.
Where'd you get this? Hocked it from my old man's bureau.
Who cares? Would you two just shut the fuck up?
Who cares? Would you two just shut the fuck up?
Why don't you cook your dick? It'd be a small meal.
Why don't you cook your dick? It'd be a small meal.
Yeah, it was brown and it had dots on it. Yeah.
Yeah, it was brown and it had dots on it. Yeah.
Yeah, Lachance? Come on, you guys.
Yeah, Lachance? Come on, you guys.
Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.
Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.
Yeah, we could even be on TV. Sure.
Yeah, we could even be on TV. Sure.
Yeah. Let's go.
Yeah. Let's go.
Yeah. Let's go.
Yeah. Let's go.
Yeah. Then what happened?
Yeah. Then what happened?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
You got shells for it? Yeah.
You got shells for it? Yeah.
You okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
You okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
You ready? Yeah, we've been ready for an hour.
You ready? Yeah, we've been ready for an hour.
You saying you want to go back? No.
You saying you want to go back? No.
You think so? Yeah, I think so.
You think so? Yeah, I think so.
You want to see something? Sure. What?
You want to see something? Sure. What?
You was under the porch. No, I swear it wasn't me.
You was under the porch. No, I swear it wasn't me.
'Cause it's not gonna be like grammar school, that's why.
'Cause it's not gonna be like grammar school, that's why.
"Billy, I think I just turned my Fruit of the Looms into a fudge factory."
"Billy, I think I just turned my Fruit of the Looms into a fudge factory."
"Billy, I wish we'd never boosted that car."
"Billy, I wish we'd never boosted that car."
"No Trespassing" was enforced by Milo Pressman, the junkman
"No Trespassing" was enforced by Milo Pressman, the junkman
"Suck my fat one"?
"Suck my fat one"?
"That's not fair. He's ours."
"That's not fair. He's ours."
"We're here to take a couple of steelhead out of the river and look what we found."
"We're here to take a couple of steelhead out of the river and look what we found."
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