The Breakfast Club (1985) Edit

A cherry?

A history of slight mental illness.

A lot?

A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm

A princess,

A princess.

A what?

A what?

Afternoon, Dick.

All right, girls. That's 30 minutes for lunch.

All right, people, we're going to try something a little different today.

All right. Let's see it.

All right. That's great! Where'd you learn to do that?

All right. What about your family?

All right. What are you doing with this? Get this out of here, for God's sake.

All the food groups are represented.

All the wild things he used to do.

Allison here says she wants to run away because her home life is unsatisfying.

And a basket case.

And a criminal.

And a criminal.

And a little less time trying to impress people.

And a two foot salami under the other.

And afterwards,

And at the end of the year, we have... We have a big banquet at the Hilton.

And each year, these kids get more and more arrogant.

And explain what happened to him.

And he's kind of... He's kind of skinny. He's weak.

And I didn't have any shoes, so I had to borrow my dad's.

And I got the feeling that he was disappointed

And I started thinking about my father and his attitude about weakness.

And I... And I see me.

And I'm not about to throw it away on some punk like you.

And if it wasn't, people would live with their parents forever.

And invite people into my problems, did I?

And it hurts just as much when somebody steps all over them.

And Larry having to go home

And Larry's undressing a couple lockers down from me.

And like when I look in at myself, you know.

And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on.

And talk to buildings and wear men's shoes and that kind of thing?

And tell them you're gonna like who you wanna like.

And the humiliation.

And the humiliation.

And the next thing I knew

And then you found out it was actually work.

And then, you know, we're supposed to... it was, like, a lamp.

And there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat.

And when I say essay, I mean essay.

And when you do, you wish you didn't, right?

And when, you know, when you pull it, the trunk, the light was supposed to go on.

And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends!

And you don't even think about her! You understand me?

And you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends

And you don't like me anyway.

And you will not sleep.

And you! I will not be made a fool of.

And you. Hey!

And you'd probably tell them you were doing it with me

And you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life

And you've forgotten all about this place, and they've forgotten about you,

And your social security number is

And,

And, you know, he started eating, like, really weird foods.

Andrew Clark, get up here. Come on. Front and center. Let's go.

Andy, wanna get in on this?

Another.

Any questions?

Are all these your girlfriends?

Are those real diamonds, Claire?

Are we still friends, you mean?

Are you a virgin?

Are you crazy?

Are you going to go?

Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady?

Are you gonna write your paper?

Are you guys like boyfriend girlfriend?

Are you medically frigid or is it psychological?

Are your parents aware of this?

As far as being concerned about what's gonna happen

Bam!

Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."

Be honest. No big deal. Yeah, answer it.

Beats me.

Because Andrew here

Because I wanted him to think that I was cool.

Because I'd kill you.

Because I'm failing shop.

Because it's personal business. It's my personal, private business.

Because Mr. Ryan found a gun in my locker.

Because my coach and my father don't want me to blow my ride.

Because you're afraid.

Before the day I die.

Bender, did you know without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering?

Bender, that's school property there, and it doesn't belong to us.

Bender! Bender! What is this?

Bicycle, tricycle, automobile.

Big deal. Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy.

Blouse unbuttoned,

Brian, how you doing?

Brian?

Brian.

Brian's trying to tell me

But I'm not going to run and join one of their fucking clubs.

But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar, too.

But my light didn't go on.

But someday, man, someday when you're out of here,

But to dorks like him, they are.

But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay

But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain.

But you have to swear to God you won't laugh.

By the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast.

Calvins in a ball on the front seat past 11:00 on a school night?

Camp. Seventh grade.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I eat?

Can you hear this?

Can't have any kind of party with Vernon checking us out every few seconds.

Can't you just leave me alone? I mean, if he had a great personality,

Carl, don't be a goof.

Carl, I've been teaching for 22 years.

Certain people would be very, very embarrassed.

Chickenshit.

Chicks cannot hold their smoke. That's what it is.

Claire? Want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts?

Claire? Would you consider dating a guy like this?

Claire. It's a family name.

Coffee. Looks like it's been sc****d off the bottom of the Mississippi River.

Come on Bender. Don't screw around.

Come on, sporto. Level with me.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Confidential files, huh?

Consider what?

Considering my options, you know.

Could you describe the ruckus, sir.

Crystal.

Cut it out! Stop.

Dear Mr. Vernon.

Describing to me who you think you are.

Dick?

Did I stutter?

Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

Didn't we already cover this?

Do you always carry this much shit in your bag?

Do you believe this? Huh?

Do you belong to the Physics Club?

Do you guys know what I did to get in here?

Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?

Do you know how popular I am?

Do you realize you made yourself 68?

Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

Do you want me to puke?

Do you want the truth?

Do you?

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Does that answer your question?

Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love?

Doesn't matter. Spring.

Don't be afraid.

Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns.

Don't stick that in my eye. I'm not sticking...

Don't talk. Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up.

Don't you ever talk about my friends!

Don't you ever, ever compare yourself to me, okay?

Don't you want respect?

Don't you want to hear my excuse?

Drop dead, I hope.

Drugs. The boy has marijuana.

Eat my shorts.

Eat shit.

Either one.

Either you really wanna run away,

Even if I ace the rest of the semester, I'm still only a B.

Ever laid anyone around here?

Everybody can do something.

Everything's a big joke, huh, Bender? The false alarm you pulled Friday...

Everything's polluted. Everything's polluted.

Everything's ruined for me.

Except you got caught, sport.

Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?

Excuse me for being a virgin. I'm sorry.

Excuse me, fellows, I think we should just write our papers.

Excuse me, Rich. Will milk be made available to us?

Excuse me, sir? I think there's been a mistake.

Excuse me, sir. Why would anybody want to steal a screw?

Face it, you're a tease.

False alarms are really funny, aren't they?

Fifty bucks.

Five.

Fix the door, Bender.

For better hallway vision.

For the last eight years, I've learned a couple of things.

For whatever it was we did wrong.

Forget it.

Forget it. Leave me alone.

Forgot my pencil.

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fucking elephant was destroyed.

Fucking humiliation he must have felt.

Get back to the library. Keep your unit out of it.

Get on your feet, pal! Let's find out how tough you are.

Get your stuff. Let's go.

Give it to me, Bender.

Give it to me.

Go away.

Go. Get back in your seat.

God damn it!

God damn it!

God, I fucking hate him.

God, I fucking hate him.

God, you can count. See, I knew you had to be smart to be a wrestler.

God, you're so pathetic.

Good! Because it's gonna be filled. We'll keep going.

Good. Maybe you'll learn something about yourself.

Grab some wood there, bub.

Great.

Guess. Where's your lunch?

Guys screw around. There's nothing wrong with that,

Ha!

Haga naga! All right!

Have a good day.

Have you ever been felt up

Have you ever done it with a normal person?

Have you ever done it?

Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth?

Have you seen some of the dopes that take shop?

He can't think for himself.

He is lying.

He nailed me.

He's an adult.

He's an adult.

He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him.

He's like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore.

He's like this...

Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house.

Hey, Carl, you think I give one rat's ass what these kids think of me?

Hey, come on. On your feet, Missy. Let's go! This is no rest home.

Hey, fellows, I mean...

Hey, homeboy, why don't you go close that door?

Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up?

Hey, I like that black shit.

Hey, I screwed around.

Hey, let's watch the mouth, huh?

Hey, sporto, what'd you do to get in here? Forget to wash your jock?

Hey, you don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, you grounded tonight?

Hey! What's going on in there?

Hey. Cherry.

Hey. Hey!

Hi.

Holy shit!

Hoping to God your parents don't walk in?

How are we supposed to know? We're not supposed to move.

How are you bizarre?

How come you got so much shit in your purse?

How come you have so many girlfriends?

How come?

How did I know?

How do you know where Vernon went?

How do you think he rides a bike?

How does one become a janitor?

How many is that?

I already have.

I am a walrus.

I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends.

I asked you first.

I bet he bought those for you.

I bet they are. Did you work for the money...

I bet those were a Christmas gift, right?

I can also eat, brush my teeth.

I can answer that right now, sir. That'd be "no" for me, 'cause...

I can go to the country. I can go to the mountains.

I can make spaghetti.

I can see your face.

I can tape all of your buns together.

I can write with my toes.

I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

I can't believe this is really happening to me.

I can't believe you can't get me out of this.

I can't believe you. You're so weird.

I can't do anything.

I can't have an F.

I can't have it, and I know my parents can't have it.

I care.

I could care less about trigonometry.

I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference.

I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.

I didn't have anything better to do.

I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.

I do not mean a single word repeated 1000 times.

I don't appreciate this very much, Brian.

I don't believe a word of it.

I don't care enough about you to bother.

I don't care what you think, Andrew.

I don't do anything!

I don't even count, right?

I don't even have a psychiatrist.

I don't get along with them. Their idea of parental compassion

I don't have any friends.

I don't have it. Screws fall out all the time.

I don't have to run away and live in the street.

I don't know.

I don't know. Give it a try.

I don't know. I guess I never threw anything away.

I don't know. My mom said I was. My dad told me just to blow her off.

I don't know. Probably go live with my brother.

I don't like my parents, either. I mean, I don't...

I don't like what I see.

I don't screw to get respect.

I don't think so.

I don't think that from a legal standpoint

I don't think that I need to sit with you fucking dildos anymore.

I don't think the kind of friends I'd have would mind.

I don't understand what?

I don't use it, period!

I don't want to get into this, man.

I don't.

I don't.

I doubt it.

I expect better manners from you, Dick.

I expected a little more from a varsity Letterman.

I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights.

I get treated differently because coach thinks I'm a winner.

I got a carton of cigarettes.

I got a meet this Saturday,

I got an F on it.

I got you.

I guess I'd do as little as I had to.

I guess you could consider it a social situation.

I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say.

I hate you!

I have such a deep admiration for guys who roll around on the floor with other guys.

I jumped on top of him and started wailing on him.

I know exactly what you'd do. You'd say hi to him, and when he left

I know it's detention, but I don't think I belong in here.

I know it's kind of a weird time, but I was just wondering,

I know. I know. I goofed it.

I like those earrings, Claire.

I listen to your conversations. You don't know that, but I do.

I look through your letters. I look through your lockers.

I love his work.

I make $31,000 a year, and I've got a home.

I may as well not even exist at this school, remember?

I mean, how do you apologize for something like that?

I mean, I consider you guys my friends.

I mean, I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me.

I mean, picture this. You're there with all the sports.

I mean, there are other children in my club.

I met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her.

I never did it, either.

I really don't.

I said leave her alone.

I stole your wallet.

I take shop. You must be a fucking idiot.

I taped Larry Lester's buns together.

I think a screw fell out of it.

I think it's okay for a guy to be a virgin.

I think the cafeteria would be a more suitable place for us to eat lunch in.

I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children

I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.

I thought I was playing it real smart, you know,

I tortured this poor kid

I tried.

I wanna be an airborne ranger.

I wanna be an airborne ranger.

I wanna be an airborne ranger.

I wanna congratulate you for being on time.

I wanna know, right now, how tough you are. Come on.

I wanna see what Claire can do.

I was in my office, and I heard a ruckus.

I was just thinking, I mean,

I wish I was in a plane to France.

I would do it, though. If you love someone, it's okay.

I would expect you to know the difference.

I would really appreciate it if this would be something

I wouldn't and I will not.

I wouldn't count on it.

I'd do that.

I'd kill you and your fucking parents would sue me, and it'd be a big mess.

I'll bet you a million dollars that you are.

I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it, either.

I'll do what I have to do.

I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday.

I'll give you the first punch. Let's go. Come on. Right here.

I'll make it up to you.

I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?

I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here.

I'm a nymphomaniac.

I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shit, and everybody knows it.

I'm a winner because I got strength and speed, kind of like a racehorse.

I'm being honest, asshole.

I'm gonna be right outside those doors.

I'm gonna be there.

I'm here

I'm here today because...

I'm hurt.

I'm in a Math Club.

I'm in Physics Club, too.

I'm not a cherry.

I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.

I'm not a tease.

I'm not a winner because I want to be one.

I'm not that pristine.

I'm not wrong, am I?

I'm sorry to inform you,

I'm thinking of trying out for a scholarship.

I'm trying to help her.

I'm trying to make a serious point here.

I've been here before. I know what I'm doing.

I've done just about everything there is, except a few things that are illegal.

I've got you for the rest of your life if you don't watch your step.

I've laid lots of times.

I've seen her dehydrated, sir. It's pretty gross.

I've seen you before, you know.

If Brian came walking up to you in the hall on Monday, what would you do?

If he gets up, we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy!

If I lose my temper, you're totaled, man.

If Vernon cuts us off, it's your fault, asshole.

If we're friends now, that is.

If you disappear forever, it wouldn't make any difference.

If you got to go, you got to go.

If you say you have, you're a slut. It's a trap.

If you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.

In front of the school or in back of the school?

In physics, well, we talk about physics. Properties of physics.

In the simplest terms, with the most convenient definitions.

In the simplest terms, with the most convenient definitions.

In the spring or winter?

Instead of going to prison, you'll come here.

Is it bad?

Is it going to be a white wedding?

Is just, you know, wacko, you know.

Is that clear, Mr. Bender?

Is that for real?

Is that good or bad?

Is that why you're here today?

Is this a test?

Is this the first time or last time we do this?

Is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.

It didn't go on.

It is now 7:06.

It just closed, sir.

It just happens.

It must have been unreal.

It should be pretty wild.

It was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family.

It was a handgun?

It was an accident.

It was only because I didn't want her to know I was a virgin.

It'll be such an easy way to maintain my grade point average.

It's a free country.

It's about the size of a cigar. Do I stutter?

It's because my father says it's okay.

It's just... You're just so different, you know.

It's kind of a double edged sword, isn't it?

It's like me, you know, with my grades.

It's like they use me to get back at each other.

It's like this whole, big monster deal. It's endless. It's a total drag.

It's like, any minute, divorce.

It's not funny.

It's not like I'm a defective or anything.

It's not the only difference I hope.

It's out of my hands.

It's real easy.

It's real simple.

It's so absurd I have to be here on a Saturday.

It's something not to be toyed with.

It's such fun to read.

It's the shits, huh?

It's the way it should be.

It's unavoidable.

It's weird 'cause my mom doesn't like me to wear other people's shoes.

It's wrong to destroy literature.

It's your standard, regular lunch, I guess.

Jesus Christ Almighty!

John said I was a cherry, and I said I wasn't. That's all that was said.

Just because you live in here doesn't give you the right to be a pain in the ass.

Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom!

Just close it. No, wait, wait. Just go like... Go like that.

Just forget it.

Just me.

Just take one shot. That's all I need. Just one swing.

Just take the first shot. Please. I'm begging you. Take a shot. Right here.

Last.

Leave her alone.

Let me tell you something. Look at him.

Let's end this right now.

Let's just drop it, okay? We'll talk about it later.

Lie.

Like when I... When I step outside myself

Like, would you drive to school naked?

Listen, Vern. If you were 16, what would you think of you?

Look up.

Look, Carl. This is a highly sensitive area, and I tell you something.

Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them

Lovers?

Making you wear these kind of clothes,

Maybe so. But following a broom around after shitheads like you

Maybe the prep club, too. Student council.

Maybe you'll even decide whether or not you care to return.

Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you're ready, pal.

Molay really pumps my nads.

Molière.

Mom, we're not supposed to study. We have to sit there and do nothing.

Mr. Wise Guy here's taken upon himself to go to the gymnasium.

Mr... Oh, Mr. Tierney.

My condolences.

My cousin Kent... My cousin Kendall from Indiana, he got high once.

My God, are we gonna be like our parents?

My home life is unsatisfying.

My image of you is totally blown.

My maid's on vacation.

My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill advised.

Naked lady says... Oh, shit!

Name one.

Neither do I.

Never mind. Forget it. Everything's cool.

No bra,

No way.

No wonder he's so fucked up.

No, 'cause you know how shitty that is to do to someone.

No, forget it. It's way too embarrassing.

No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.

No, I mean, if you had to choose between them.

No, I never did it!

No, I never said that. She twisted my words around.

No, it was a flare gun. It went off in my locker.

No, it wasn't. That was not the noise I was talking about.

No, killing yourself is not an option.

No, Mr. Johnson.

No, no, no, man. No, you got a middle name?

No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp.

No.

No.

No.

No. I just want to know how one becomes a janitor,

No. Just me.

No. They wouldn't take you.

No. We get dressed up, but we don't get high.

Not even close, bud.

Not me.

Nothing.

Nothing's wrong.

Now it's eight. You stay out of it.

Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night.

Now why don't you tell me why you're really in here.

Now, I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will.

Now, no school is gonna give a scholarship to a discipline case.

Of course.

Of these Chicago streets because your home life is unsatisfying?

Oh, and wouldn't that be a bite? Missing a whole wrestling meet?

Oh, bullshit, man. Come on, Vern.

Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you.

Oh, God. You richies are so smart.

Oh, I have problems.

Oh, I know. I feel all empty inside because of it.

Oh, I'm crushed.

Oh, I'm sure that's exactly what you want these people to believe.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, nothing. Nothing here. Just doing a little homework.

Oh, really?

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, you're breaking my heart.

Oh.

Oh. Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.

Okay, fine. But I didn't dump my purse out on the couch

Okay, fine. But that doesn't make it any less bizarre.

Okay, let me ask you a few questions.

Okay, so go home and cry to your daddy. Don't cry here, okay?

Okay, so neither one of you is any better than the other one.

Okay, then I assume Allison and I are better people than you guys, huh?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Forget I asked.

Only burners like you get high.

Or are you a tease?

Or take Brian out to the parking lot at lunch to get high?

Or what about Andy, for that matter? What about me?

Or you want people to think you wanna run away.

Out! That's it, Bender. Out! It's over.

Out.

Over the bra, under the blouse,

Over the panties,

Parents?

PB&J with the crusts cut off.

Please. Why are you being so nice to me?

Ponder the error of your ways.

Poor baby.

Queenie isn't here.

Real bad?

Really, sir, there wasn't any noise.

Really?

Really.

Really. Buttface.

Relax. I'll get it.

Rice, raw fish and seaweed.

Same exact thing.

Saturday, March 24, 1984.

School would probably shut down if you didn't show up.

Screw that, Bender. Put it back.

Scumbag.

See you next Saturday.

See, this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage.

See?

She doesn't talk, sir.

She lays the poodle on the table.

She lives in Canada.

She's a tease.

She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.

She's right.

Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.

Shit!

Shit.

Shit.

Shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich,

Shut up, peewee.

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up.

Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

Sit down, Johnson.

So does my old man.

So I can vote.

So it's sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?

So knock it off!

So then what are we doing?

So then what are we doing?

So what's wrong?

So what's your poison?

So when you look at them, you can sort of see that thin person inside.

So you just stick to the things you know,

So you're saying you'd subject yourself to the violent dangers

So,

So, Ahab, can I have all my doobage?

So, I'm sitting in the locker room and I'm taping up my knee.

So?

So...

So... So on Monday, what happens?

Some of them.

Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

Sorry.

Sounds like you.

Sounds stupid, but,

Speak for yourself.

Spoiled little pricks.

Steady dates?

Sue me.

Sure you are. Sex is your weapon.

Sure.

Sushi?

Sushi.

Sweets.

Telling you who we think we are.

Telling you who we think we are.

Thank you, sir.

That guy's been doing that show for 30 years.

That I never cut loose on anyone, right.

That in addition to the number of girls in the Niagara Falls area,

That man is a brownie hound.

That noise? Was that the noise you were talking about?

That presently you and he are riding the hobby horse.

That son of a bitch.

That was great, Claire.

That was you?

That's a real nice attitude, Claire.

That's about how involved I am in what's happening to me.

That's an academic club.

That's another right now.

That's boring.

That's exactly why I'm not heavy in activities.

That's good.

That's real intelligent.

That's right.

That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you, man.

That's seven, including the one when you asked Mr. Vernon here

That's the difference between you and me.

That's the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids.

That's the last time, Bender.

That's the problem.

That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning.

That's very clever, sir, but what if there's a fire?

That's very funny. Come on, Fix it.

That's what I thought.

That's why you're a tease.

The bizarre thing is, is that I did it for my old man.

The coffee's polluted. The kids are polluted.

The girl is an island unto herself, okay?

The idea is to, like, search your mind for the absolute limit.

The kids haven't changed, you have.

The Latin Club and the Physics Club. Physics Club.

The next screw that falls out is gonna be you.

The next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls.

The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up, Johnny."

The only person I told was my shrink.

The world's an imperfect place.

Then he could forget all about me.

Then he felt like he didn't belong anywhere, kind of like Twilight Zone, kind of.

Then how do you know when he'll be back?

Then what were you motioning to Claire for?

Then you know how hairy he is, right?

There's a big party at Stubby's. His parents are in Europe.

There's fat people that were born to be fat

There's five things I want to ride.

There's four other people in here, you know?

There's no deal, sporto.

There's no way.

There's not supposed to be any monkey business.

There's one thing I can do.

These kids turned on me.

They ignore me.

They think I'm a big fucking joke.

They'd laugh their asses off,

They're both screwed.

This is so stupid. Why are we risking getting caught?

This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen.

This should be stunning.

Thought you could have summer vacations off.

Three, two, one!

To admit something you didn't want to admit to.

Tons.

Totally?

Totally.

True, but you're the smartest, right?

True. But I think we'd all kind of say the same thing.

Truth?

Two bucks and a beaver shot.

Us weirdoes.

Very nice.

Virgin's mother and a Ferris wheel.

Vodka.

Wait a minute.

Wait. Wait. Hold it. Hold it.

Was Larry's father

Watch it, young lady.

Watch the magazines.

Watch what you say. Brian here is a cherry.

Watch your tongue, young man. Watch it.

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention

We are going to write an essay of no less than 1000 words