Mr Robinson's Neighborhood Edit

A Hell of a day for a neighbor. Would you be mine?

Can you say scum bucket?

Could you be mine? I hope I get to move in your neighborhood someday. ♪

Do you know any scum buckets?

Goin' out now for some coke and some smoke, you bring the stash 'cause

He ain't never on time.

I ain't take it 'fore doin' that, neither.

I bet you do. You know I did have the money to pay this rent and den all of a

I can't

I heard you sing. Open up. Com mon. Come on.

I'm the President. What's the problem?

Isn't that nice? I'm so glad the bitch is gone.

Land of make believe? Would you like that? We go visit the President. Who wants to

Let's see.

Money and I got evicted from my house, and that's how come I sound like Geraldine.

My wife walked out on me.

Robinson's broke. ♪ Will you be mine? Won't you be mine?

See the foot prints on it?

Sudden it mysteriously disappeared, and den my wife showed up with a new dress on.

That's our special word for today, boys and girls.

The problem is is when I move in, ya'll move away!

Uh, how come you don't sell one o' them planes and you know so I could

Visit the President and find out why I'm so po'. Who wants to go to the magical

Visit the President?

Want to see that dress now boys and girls?

Where is he?

Won't you be my neighbor? ♪

You know what we goin' do?

[falsetto voice] But Mr. President, I, I speak for all black people.

[falsetto voice] Mr. President, Mr. President, I have a question.

[falsetto voice] Sorry Mr. President. My congressman cut off my relief

[falsetto voice] Sorry Mr. President. My congressman cut off my relief

[falsetto voice] You know the President's always late.

[male voice] Hey, Robinson. Open the door. I heard you in there.

[yelling] Who is it?

Hello boys and girls. We all alone again today. Ya know why?

Here I am. My neck is hurtin' though. How ya doin'?

I'm sorry um...I can't answer that question neither.

It's Mr. Landlord. Hello Mr. Landlord.

Mr. President?

Ohhh look. An eviction notice brought by Mr. Landlord.

This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood.

We don't have no more time for no mo' questions. Sorry!

We would like to talk to the President. We would like to visit the President.

What the cut the bull, will ya. Your rent's six months overdue. It's a summons.

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